Session Start: Fri Nov 05 18:08:36 1999
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<lizzyc> I have no clue what you're talking about 8. But I'll stop
<littlestar> Keep all trout away from Majel. She's sensitive.
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<littlestar> lizzy...I don't think you want to know...
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<jc> Hi-Q: That "example colour print" doesn't exist - I created it on the computer
<lizzyc> ok
<lizzyc> i'll shut up
<littlestar> You don't have to shut up...just be careful what you do with trout
<Robot101> jc check message window =)
<SevGuru> jc: He just wants a free print since it was for him and all ;P
<USS_ferryboat> bye
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<lizzyc> I'll shut up about trouts then
<Majel>  SevGuru requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  AIM [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  ALIENS [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  BULK [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  CONSPIRACY [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  GROUP [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  SCREENTIME [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  STORY [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  TRUTH [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<TerrorTeen> I've moved house
<Majel>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
<jc> SevGuru: yes, I thought he might appreciate me using his name :-)
<SevGuru> Okay, chat in #SevChat or Majel will beat you senseless. Won't you, Majel?
<Majel> Yes I will. >:)
<lizzyc> 8, I just got your message.  EWWW. Forget I said anything
<_8_of_12_> :-)
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about AIM 
<Majel>  "Our enemies have bad AIM."
<Cinga> keep
<SevGuru> cut
<TerrorTeen> cut
<lizzyc> keep
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<_8_of_12_> cut
<traP> keep
<littlestar> What? A rehash in the finalists?
<lizzyc> Didn't this punchline already win a comp?
<littlestar> cut
<SevGuru> It's a rehash :P
<_8_of_12_> yep
<jc> keep
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about AIM.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Equal vote.".
<Majel>  [==================] Keep = 50 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==================] Cut = 50 %
<traP> Everything's a rehash.. no bad guys ever aim right
<jc> lizzyc: well, sorta, in the Scifi comp
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about ALIENS 
<Majel>  "I blame ALIENS...but then what's new?"
<littlestar> Yeah - Barf's girlfriends
<lizzyc> cut
<SevGuru> keep
<traP> cut
<TerrorTeen> keep
<_8_of_12_> cut
<littlestar> cut
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about ALIENS.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [============] Keep = 33 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [========================] Cut = 67 %
<jc> cut
<Cinga> cut
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about BULK 
<Majel>  "It saves to buy cemetary plots in BULK."
<TerrorTeen> keep
<traP> cut
<Cinga> cut
<SevGuru> cut
<_8_of_12_> cut
<lizzyc> cut
<littlestar> keep
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<littlestar> cut
<jc> cut
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<littlestar> ?
<_8_of_12_> trout
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about BULK.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 1 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [====] Keep = 12 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [================================] Cut = 88 %
<Robot101> IRC bungee jumping =)
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about CONSPIRACY 
<Majel>  "Obviously it's a CONSPIRACY."
<littlestar> hehe
<TerrorTeen> If you insist, 8.
* TerrorTeen slaps _8_of_12_ around a bit with a large trout
<SevGuru> keep
<littlestar> cut
<_8_of_12_> ooooh
<TerrorTeen> ):
<TerrorTeen> :)
<TerrorTeen> keep
<traP> neutral
<jc> cut
<_8_of_12_> keep
<Cinga> keep
<SevGuru> cut
<littlestar> Use the trout, Luke!
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about CONSPIRACY.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep for now.".
<Majel>  [===============] Keep = 43 %
<Majel>  [=====] Neutral = 14 %
<Majel>  [===============] Cut = 43 %
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about GROUP 
<Majel>  "Well you must admit, the GROUP funeral saved money!"
<SevGuru> keep
<TerrorTeen> keep
<littlestar> hmm
<traP> keep
<_8_of_12_> keep
<littlestar> keep
<lizzyc> cut
<littlestar> Yes/no, cut/keep, what's the difference?
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about GROUP.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 1 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [==============================] Keep = 83 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [======] Cut = 17 %
<_8_of_12_> you will comply
<traP> syntax
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about SCREENTIME 
<Majel>  "They asked for too much of my SCREENTIME."
<TerrorTeen> keep
<SevGuru> cut
<traP> keep
<Cinga> cut
<littlestar> Have to do more voting today (c:
<_8_of_12_> cut
<littlestar> cut
<lizzyc> cut
<Robot101> littlestar: cut/keep works, yes/no doesn't =)
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about SCREENTIME.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [==========] Keep = 29 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==========================] Cut = 71 %
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about STORY 
<Majel>  "They'll do anything to avoid hearing another abduction STORY."
<SevGuru> cut
<_8_of_12_> cut
<TerrorTeen> keep
<lizzyc> cut
<littlestar> cut
<traP> argh.. i like this one, but it doesn't work with the abducted people..
<traP> neutral
<TerrorTeen> Even get abducted?
<_8_of_12_> yep
<_8_of_12_> I have been
<_8_of_12_> I was assimilated
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about STORY.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 1 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [======] Keep = 17 %
<Majel>  [======] Neutral = 17 %
<Majel>  [========================] Cut = 67 %
<_8_of_12_> :-)
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about TRUTH 
<Majel>  "The TRUTH is down there."
<littlestar> With a trout?
<traP> keep
<SevGuru> keep
<TerrorTeen> keep
<lizzyc> cut
<_8_of_12_> cut
<Cinga> cut
<littlestar> what? don't get this?
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<_8_of_12_> My trout is quite... substansial
<TerrorTeen> Maybe I should get the phizzer...
<littlestar> cut
<lizzyc> Hey Jonas
<_8_of_12_> my spelling isn't
<SevGuru> Hey Jonas, we're in Sci-Fi
<lizzyc> Yuck, this trout stuff is disgusting!!
<littlestar> Hi, Jonas!!
<Majel>  Well SevGuru, since you asked: the current punchline is TRUTH 
<Majel>  "The TRUTH is down there."
<DrJonasBashir> Good Sev my beautiful people
<_8_of_12_> good sev, my brother
<jc> keep
<lizzyc> cut
<littlestar> Very long time, no see! How are things, JB?
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about TRUTH.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Equal vote.".
<Majel>  [==================] Keep = 50 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==================] Cut = 50 %
<Majel>  SevGuru requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  AIM [50%, 1] "Equal vote."
<Majel>  CONSPIRACY [43%, 1] "Keep for now."
<Majel>  GROUP [83%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  TRUTH [50%, 1] "Equal vote."
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
<SevGuru> vote4 group
<traP> vote4 truth
<littlestar> vote4 group
<lizzyc> vote4 conspiracy
<TerrorTeen> vote4 truth
<_8_of_12_> vote4 group
<DrJonasBashir> Just fine
<Cinga> vote4 conspiracy
<jc> vote4 truth
<DrJonasBashir> vote4 truth
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  CONSPIRACY scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  GROUP scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  TRUTH scored 4 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 9 Judges present: 11 High/Low: 4/0
<traP> woohoo
<Majel>  AIM now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  CONSPIRACY scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  GROUP scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  TRUTH scored 4 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 9 Judges present: 11 High/Low: 4/0
<SevGuru> hmm
<SevGuru> BB is coming
<littlestar> The truth is trout there.
<traP> Argh, enough with the trouts already!
<TerrorTeen> lol, littlestar
* TerrorTeen slaps traP around a bit with a large trout
<TerrorTeen> We choose trout!
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<lizzyc> yuck, stop with the trout stuff. It's disgusting!!!
<lizzyc> hi BB!!
<SevGuru> hello BB
<littlestar> Hey, BB!
<DrJonasBashir> Good Sev BB
<TerrorTeen> Hello, BB!
<Blueberrie> Ugh... Sorry. DST ended.
<Blueberrie> =(
<SevGuru> We're voting Sci Fi
<littlestar> Yes - we know (c:
<Majel>  SevGuru requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  CONSPIRACY [43%, 1] "Keep for now."
<Majel>  GROUP [83%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  TRUTH [50%, 1] "Equal vote."
<_8_of_12_> Did the GROUP one loose? I lost, didn't I?
<Blueberrie> Okay
<traP> Group got 3 votes of 9.. it's pretty evenly split right now
<_8_of_12_> k
<traP> Truth got 4.. not an overwhelming margin, exactly
<_8_of_12_> tension!!!
<traP> But I like it best, so :P
<littlestar> No...John? What do you think?
<_8_of_12_> :P
<SevGuru> I want BB's vote before I cut something
<_8_of_12_> BB
<_8_of_12_> oh, BB. k.
<TerrorTeen> tell the TRUTH!
<TerrorTeen> (A subtle hint)
<_8_of_12_> I take it that one's yours?
<jc> ls: well, I know Wendy's favourite was TRUTH
<TerrorTeen> no.
<_8_of_12_> Well it's too simple!
<Blueberrie> vote4 group
<TerrorTeen> it isn't mine
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  CONSPIRACY scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  GROUP scored 4 vote(s).
<Majel>  TRUTH scored 4 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 10 Judges present: 12 High/Low: 4/0
<traP> its concise.
<littlestar> Ah...hmm
<SevGuru> okay then
<DrJonasBashir> Tie vote
<TerrorTeen> snip conspiracy
<Majel>  CONSPIRACY now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
<SevGuru> zap
<_8_of_12_> phew.
<TerrorTeen> wow
<SevGuru> revote you two
<lizzyc> awww
<lizzyc> vote4 truth
<SevGuru> lizzy and cinga
<DrJonasBashir> now the two of them vote4 different ones
<littlestar> Sorry, lizzy )c:
<lizzyc> its ok
<DrJonasBashir> from each other I mean
* TerrorTeen is hyperventilating...
<lizzyc> its all up to cinga
<Blueberrie> Truth is kind of boring.
<SevGuru> cinga? :)
<lizzyc> oh the pressure
<Blueberrie> It's too predictable.
<_8_of_12_> yes. Very boring
<Cinga> yeah?
<SevGuru> kindly revote
<_8_of_12_> yes, And predictable
<Cinga> I did vo
<Cinga> oh wait...
<lizzyc> can I change???
<SevGuru> of course
<lizzyc> vote4 group
<Cinga> vote4 thr
<Blueberrie> Yes
<TerrorTeen> Noooo!
<Cinga> vote4 truth
<Blueberrie> =)
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  GROUP scored 5 vote(s).
<Majel>  TRUTH scored 5 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 10 Judges present: 12 High/Low: 5/0
<Blueberrie> Hmm.
<TerrorTeen> yes!
<Cinga> Dangit...
<_8_of_12_> Yes!
<SevGuru> gee, that's real nice
<traP> heh
<lizzyc> sorry
<littlestar> Ack!!
<Blueberrie> I just don't see any appeal in Truth...
<Cinga> Got used to the UNIX-keyboard...
<_8_of_12_> Neither do I
<SevGuru> me neither
<DrJonasBashir> told you!
<jc> Do you want the Sevqueen's deciding vote?
<Cinga> Now I always press enter instead of delete.
<Blueberrie> There have been millions of parodies of that line already.
<_8_of_12_> JC, how about having two winners this week?
<SevGuru> Any shakeouts in the voting, or is everyone solid?
<littlestar> Yeah - but she'll vote Truth...
<_8_of_12_> No, because she likes TRUTH
<TerrorTeen> I've got a head rush..,typo;s are bound to be commin
<littlestar> hehe
<Cinga> That's why i voted for conspiracy, originally.
<traP> Never say what SevQueen will vote until you have to, JC! <g>
<littlestar> How does Gaby vote?
<SevGuru> haha
<traP> Yeah, let Gaby vote! ;-)
<TerrorTeen> :) I agree with traP
<littlestar> Cut, keep, or ga
<_8_of_12_> gaby likes GROUP
<Blueberrie> At least Group is kind of funny.
<_8_of_12_> GROUP is very funny
<lizzyc> just hold the paper up and have her point
<_8_of_12_> :-)
<jc> 8 - 2 winners? I don't think so
<_8_of_12_> Why not???
<jc> trap: good piont
<Blueberrie> Anything but Truth.
<jc> Gaby? She's asleep right now in the rocker behind me so I doubt we'll get much from her
<littlestar> Oh.
<_8_of_12_> I think I just heard her say GROUP
<littlestar> I bet she looks sooo cute, too... (c:
<traP> Well, truth is a very devicive one.. half the people love it, the other half hate it.
<_8_of_12_> telepathically, of course.
<SevGuru> Except for a face full of ... ugh, JC, that twist is gross
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<NovaFlash> GooD SeV aLL!!
<jc> 8: Gaby didn't just say GROUP - I'm trying to get her first word to be "Daddy" but it certainly won't be "Group"
<Cinga> BRB
<littlestar> Nova! Hi!
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<SevGuru> Dummy!
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<traP> Group is ok, but not really great, IMHO
<_8_of_12_> Nova! You're my buddy, right?
<Majel>  SevGuru requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  GROUP [83%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  TRUTH [50%, 1] "Equal vote."
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<NovaFlash> hi!
<jc> SevGuru: yes, but the punchlines for this week's Twist are hilarious!
<SevGuru> Kindly vote, dummy :)
<Blueberrie> No, I think she did say Group.
<littlestar> Nova, type "Vote4 Group"
<NovaFlash> sorry I'm late, glad I'm here at all =]
<_8_of_12_> Look at that. 83%. I have to win!!
<TerrorTeen> no, truth!
<_8_of_12_> 83%!
<traP> It's a 5-5 tie right now, Nova.
<NovaFlash> hmm
<_8_of_12_> 83%!
<NovaFlash> vote4 group
<Blueberrie> Dummy, I know you have good taste. You wouldn't go for the boring one, would you?
<traP> 83% doesn't matter.  That was just the ratio on keeping it.
<_8_of_12_> YES!!!!!
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  GROUP scored 6 vote(s).
<Majel>  TRUTH scored 4 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 10 Judges present: 12 High/Low: 6/0
<Blueberrie> Cool =)
<jc> I suspect 8 has bias
<DrJonasBashir> NOVA!
<SevGuru> Well, there we go ;)
<DrJonasBashir> You're alive!
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<_8_of_12_> ALRIGHT!!!!!!!!!!
<Copper2984570> Yes =]
* TerrorTeen has a nervous breakdown
<Copper2984570> ???
<littlestar> what ARE you doing?
<Blueberrie> 8, this line is yours?
<_8_of_12_> CONGO LINE ON MY MARK!!!!!!!
<traP> Of course it is.
<_8_of_12_> I WON!!!!!!
<littlestar> congO line?
<_8_of_12_> :-
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 001, please stand by.
<Majel>  Retrieval complete.
<Blueberrie> Congrats!
<littlestar> It's a congA line!
<_8_of_12_> TROUTS FOR ALL!!!!!!!
<SevGuru> I have taken the liberty of assembling the Lal names :)
<littlestar> Congrats Eight! Birthday present (c:
<traP> Should make the author of a line abstain. <g>
<Majel>  SevGuru requested the shortlist:
<DrJonasBashir> What happened, Johan? I mean, you weren't online for a month!
<Majel>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
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<jc> okay, we'll go with GROUP but I hope none of you judges were swayed by a certain someone pushing their own punchline
<Majel>  SevGuru requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  LOL [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  LULL [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  LULLED [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  LARK [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  LALA [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Blueberrie> Nah
<Blueberrie> I just hate Truth
<_8_of_12_> JC, don't even suggest it!
<SevGuru> Care to keep/cut them or just do a vote4?
<littlestar> vote4 lol
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<WaRNiNG> GooD SeV aLL!!
<_8_of_12_> vote4 lol
<littlestar> It's the only decent one there
<traP> vote4 lull
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<jc> vote4, Sevguru
<SevGuru> okay
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
<Cinga> vote4 lull
<lizzyc> vote4 lol
<SevGuru> vote now
<TerrorTeen> I would have had DVD
<traP> vote4 lull
<DrJonasBashir> vote4 lol
<NovaFlash> I want my name =[
<Cinga> vote4 lull
<SevGuru> vote4 lol
<NovaFlash> ah
<littlestar> I liked DVD also...
<lizzyc> vote4 lol
<TerrorTeen> vote4 lol
<littlestar> ...but lol will be juuust fine
<TerrorTeen> can we add DVD?
<_8_of_12_> DVD was a good one!!
<TerrorTeen> Please?
<Blueberrie> vote4 lull
<SevGuru> no :P
<_8_of_12_> PLEASE????
<_8_of_12_> I twasn't mine, for the record
* traP liked DVD too
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  LOL scored 4 vote(s).
<Majel>  LULL scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 7 Judges present: 13 High/Low: 4/0
<_8_of_12_> I didn't suggest any.
<TerrorTeen> Pretty please with sugar on top?
<DrJonasBashir> What happened Johan? You weren't online for a month!
<NovaFlash> I was dead!
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<jc> vote4 lol
<DrJonasBashir> Dead as in NovaDead?
<littlestar> Wow. It's a miracle, then!
<_8_of_12_> Close enough. :-)
<traP> Shoulda let us vote4 majel too <g>
<NovaFlash> vote4 lol
<TerrorTeen> DVD!
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  LOL scored 6 vote(s).
<Majel>  LULL scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 9 Judges present: 13 High/Low: 6/0
<TerrorTeen> I want DVD!
<traP> Bah
<_8_of_12_> Well, I guess I'm pretty good all of a sudden.
<NovaFlash> Yes, it truly is a miracle =]
<SevGuru> lol it is :)
<DrJonasBashir> Tell us!
<littlestar> hehe
<littlestar> LOL
<Blueberrie> =/
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 139, please stand by.
<Majel>  Retrieval complete.
<littlestar> Nova - what's it like being dead?
<Majel>  SevGuru requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  ANXIETY [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  BACKUP [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  BLOCK [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  BODY [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  CIRCUIT [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  EMOTIONS [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  FUNCTIONAL [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  INTERNAL [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  MOTHER [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  STRESS [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<traP> shoulda called it win95.. it was just as stable.. <g>
<Majel>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
<Blueberrie> I feel kind of dead right now...
<_8_of_12_> I've been dead. Nearly. Assimilated to be exact.
<lizzyc> goody!! this comic was my idea :) I feel special.
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about ANXIETY 
<Majel>  "I wish to experiment with the human emotion of ANXIETY."
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<traP> cut
<SevGuru> cut
<TerrorCorpse> cut
<NovaFlash> a looong sstory, jonas...
<lizzyc> cut
<Blueberrie> cut
<Cinga> neutral
<littlestar> keep
<_8_of_12_> keep
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about ANXIETY.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 5 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [=========] Keep = 25 %
<Majel>  [====] Neutral = 12 %
<Majel>  [======================] Cut = 62 %
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about BACKUP 
<Majel>  "Captain, I need a BACKUP device"
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<TerrorCorpse> cut
<SevGuru> cut
<_8_of_12_> cut
<lizzyc> cut
<traP> cut
<Blueberrie> cut
<_8_of_12_> backup? How about a trout? :-)
<lizzyc> eww
* TerrorCorpse slaps _8_of_12_ around a bit with a large trout
<SevGuru> no trouts
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about BACKUP.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 1 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 6 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [=====] Keep = 14 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [===============================] Cut = 86 %
<TerrorCorpse> Aww...
<lizzyc> stop it!! That's gross!!
<littlestar> I knew there was a trout joke coming soon...
<_8_of_12_> Lizzy, you're reading too much into things.
<SevGuru> some of the mutes care to unmute? :P
<lizzyc> but that what you said they were.
*** TerrorCorpse is now known as TerrorTeen
<littlestar> cut
<jc> cut
<lizzyc> When I was saying they were fish, you were taking it the wrong way
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about BACKUP.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 1 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 8 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [====] Keep = 11 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [================================] Cut = 89 %
<_8_of_12_> If you take it in that context ALL the time.
<Cinga> keep
<lizzyc> cut
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about BLOCK 
<Majel>  "I've always wanted a microchip off the old BLOCK!"
<Blueberrie> Gross?
<lizzyc> that's not fair, 8. You did it first
<_8_of_12_> I was joking then.
<TerrorTeen> Somethings fishy about that...
<littlestar> Ugh
<lizzyc> you were?
<traP> cut
<jc> keep
<TerrorTeen> keep
<Cinga> What's so bad about the last one?
<lizzyc> keep
<littlestar> keep
<Blueberrie> cut
<_8_of_12_> yes
<Cinga> keep
<SevGuru> keep
<_8_of_12_> cut
<SevGuru> bad pun, bad!!
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about BLOCK.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [========================] Keep = 67 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [============] Cut = 33 %
<DrJonasBashir> cut
<lizzyc> ohh.  You're mean, 8.  
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about BODY 
<Majel>  "Child? This is a spare BODY!"
<_8_of_12_> It was slack. Apologies.
<littlestar> cut
<lizzyc> cut
<SevGuru> cut
* _8_of_12_ offers LizzyC a trout
<traP> cut
<_8_of_12_> cut
<TerrorTeen> If we shake 8, can we be told the future?
<Cinga> cut
<TerrorTeen> cut
<littlestar> I'll be right back...
<jc> cut
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about BODY.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 0 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 8 ~~ mutes: 5 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [] Keep = 0 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [====================================] Cut = 100 %
* Blueberrie slaps Cinga, DrJonasBashir, jc, littlestar, lizzyc, Majel, NovaFlash, Robot101, SevGuru, TerrorTeen and traP around a bit with a large trout
<Blueberrie> Whoo =)
* lizzyc takes the fish from 8.
<Blueberrie> cut
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about CIRCUIT 
<Majel>  "It's the CIRCUIT of life."
<NovaFlash> ouch
<lizzyc> hey, BB!!
<SevGuru> cut
<NovaFlash> keep
<lizzyc> cut
<TerrorTeen> keep
<traP> keep
<Blueberrie> cut
* _8_of_12_ is shaken roughly
<_8_of_12_> keep
<littlestar> keep
<jc> cut
* Blueberrie slaps _8_of_12_ around a bit with a large trout
<littlestar> I love this one!
* SevGuru trouts Blueberrie around a bit with a large slap
* _8_of_12_ breaks into a lion king number
<TerrorTeen> What's the future, 8?
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about CIRCUIT.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [====================] Keep = 56 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [================] Cut = 44 %
* TerrorTeen slaps SevGuru around a bit with a large trout
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about EMOTIONS 
<Majel>  "So I can give her all the EMOTIONS I never had, Sir."
<TerrorTeen> cut
<littlestar> cut
<SevGuru> cut
<traP> cut
<littlestar> ?!?!
<NovaFlash> cut
<_8_of_12_> The future? Death. Assimilation. Destruction.
<_8_of_12_> cut
<Blueberrie> cut
<lizzyc> cut
<Cinga> neutral
<SevGuru> death is irrelevant
<lizzyc> this one is not very funny
<DrJonasBashir> cut
<littlestar> Trout are irrelevant.
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about EMOTIONS.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 0 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 9 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [] Keep = 0 %
<Majel>  [====] Neutral = 10 %
<Majel>  [================================] Cut = 90 %
<Blueberrie> Yeah, this one is serious!
<jc> keep
<TerrorTeen> Ha!
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about FUNCTIONAL 
<Majel>  "It is a logical consequence of being fully FUNCTIONAL."
<_8_of_12_> News update: I won the sci-fi comp!
* NovaFlash wants a cookie.. and better colours, a black and white monitor doesn't show THESE texts..
<traP> keep
<SevGuru> cut
<littlestar> serious? What's that?
<Blueberrie> \No duh...
<lizzyc> JC- why was EMOTIONS funny?
<TerrorTeen> keep
<lizzyc> cut
<NovaFlash> keep
<Cinga> hehe...
<Cinga> keep
<littlestar> keep
<_8_of_12_> cut
<Blueberrie> cut
<jc> cut
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about FUNCTIONAL.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Equal vote.".
<Majel>  [==================] Keep = 50 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==================] Cut = 50 %
<jc> lizzyc: because it's what every parent says (except replace emotions with "opportunities")
<jc> ...plus in that Lal episode, he actually did give her emotions
<littlestar> Ah.
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about INTERNAL 
<Majel>  "My INTERNAL chronometer was ticking."
<lizzyc> oh
<littlestar> What did "Lal" actually mean again?
<lizzyc> Beloved
<DrJonasBashir> Beloved
<TerrorTeen> Beloved
<lizzyc> in like Gaelic or something
<littlestar> Ah. Yousa smart.
<DrJonasBashir> hindi
<TerrorTeen> Hindu, I think.
* traP waits.
<lizzyc> i knew that, I was just testing you 
* littlestar macarenas
<Cinga> Never saw that episode. :(
* _8_of_12_ cooks a trout
* lizzyc joins in
<NovaFlash> Laughing Awt Loud?
<DrJonasBashir> argh, ls
<_8_of_12_> ooooh
<SevGuru> ...
<TerrorTeen> keep
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<NovaFlash> keep
<Cinga> neutral
<littlestar> keep
<DrJonasBashir> this one is clever
<traP> keep
<_8_of_12_> keep
<lizzyc> neutral
<SevGuru> keep - this one is very clever
<Blueberrie> keep
<DrJonasBashir> I think we have a winner
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about INTERNAL.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 8 ~~ neutrals: 2 ~~ cuts: 0 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [=============================] Keep = 80 %
<Majel>  [=======] Neutral = 20 %
<Majel>  [] Cut = 0 %
<DrJonasBashir> no cuts!
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about MOTHER 
<Majel>  "It's the effect of my new MOTHER board."
<NovaFlash> Yes, I think so too. That's what judging is for...
<traP> cut
<TerrorTeen> keep
<SevGuru> keep
<lizzyc> keep
<littlestar> keep
<NovaFlash> keep
<_8_of_12_> keep
<DrJonasBashir> neutral
<NovaFlash> as long as it's not an AMI bios.. I hate those =]
<DrJonasBashir> lol
<Blueberrie> cut
<DrJonasBashir> As mine!
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about MOTHER.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [========================] Keep = 67 %
<Majel>  [====] Neutral = 11 %
<Majel>  [========] Cut = 22 %
<_8_of_12_> SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
<NovaFlash> Award bios 2256? =]
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about STRESS 
<Majel>  "To test my new STRESS subroutine"
* Blueberrie slaps Blueberrie around a bit with a large banana
<traP> cut
<littlestar> I don't like spam!!
<TerrorTeen> lol, BB!
<DrJonasBashir> don't remember the number
<_8_of_12_> cut
<littlestar> keep
<TerrorTeen> keep
<Blueberrie> cut
<NovaFlash> keep
<SevGuru> cut
<DrJonasBashir> cut
<Blueberrie> =)
<Cinga> keep
<_8_of_12_> Lovely Spam! We all love our spam!
<jc> keep
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about STRESS.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Equal vote.".
<Majel>  [==================] Keep = 50 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==================] Cut = 50 %
<NovaFlash> Test a STRESS subroutine? Install windows! =]
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
<Majel>  SevGuru requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  BLOCK [60%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  CIRCUIT [56%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  FUNCTIONAL [50%, 1] "Equal vote."
<Majel>  INTERNAL [80%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  MOTHER [67%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  STRESS [50%, 1] "Equal vote."
<littlestar> Hey, John - is it raining in Brisbane? My parents want to know because they're wondering if the cricket is on... (c:
<SevGuru> vote4 internal
<DrJonasBashir> vote4 internal
<lizzyc> vote4 block
<traP> vote4 functional
<NovaFlash> vote4 internal
<TerrorTeen> It's not raining in Nambour, that's nearby.
<_8_of_12_> vote4 curcuit
<littlestar> vote4 circuit
<Blueberrie> vote4 internal
<Cinga> vote4mother
<Cinga> vote4 mother
<Blueberrie> Rain? Lucky...
<Blueberrie> Although it's cloudy today. =)
<TerrorTeen> vote4 internal
<TerrorTeen> Yea...
<jc> vote4 mother
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  BLOCK scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  CIRCUIT scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  FUNCTIONAL scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  INTERNAL scored 5 vote(s).
<Majel>  MOTHER scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 10 Judges present: 13 High/Low: 5/1
<NovaFlash> Just wondering, but are we going to get a full-detail report on what's happening to Gabrielle after the session? =]
<traP> Wait, circuit had more than 1 vote..
<Majel>  STRESS now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
<NovaFlash> hmmm perhaps that didn't come out right, but you know what I mean =]
<_8_of_12_> I spelt it wrong, probably
<SevGuru> 8 misspelled
<lizzyc> it got 2
<traP> ah
<_8_of_12_> of course, of course
<NovaFlash> a horse is a horse
<littlestar> Thanks, Terror, my parents are grateful. I however, dislike cricket greatly and am annoyed that it is on )c:
<SevGuru> agreed on internal?
<lizzyc> I'm the only one who voted for BLOCK? It's so funny, though!!!
<littlestar> A trout is a trout, look out, look out
<jc> vote4 internal
<NovaFlash> unless the horse, ofcourse, is the famour mister ed!.. ehm excuse me? yeah, internal is ok
<traP> internal's fine with me.. my second choice.
<TerrorTeen> internal.
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  BLOCK scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  CIRCUIT scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  FUNCTIONAL scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  INTERNAL scored 6 vote(s).
<Majel>  MOTHER scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 10 Judges present: 13 High/Low: 6/1
<NovaFlash> typpoo
<lizzyc> internal's ok, i guess
<jc> lizzyc: it's good but other's are better - this is actually a good batch of punchlines
<SevGuru> k, Internal wins
<lizzyc> :(
<DrJonasBashir> Definitely internal
<Blueberrie> =)
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 137, please stand by.
<Majel>  Retrieval complete.
<littlestar> Argh
<Majel>  SevGuru requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  ACT [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  ADVANCED [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  CONCERN [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  HISTORY [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  IDIOM [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  TERM [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  WISE [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
<DrJonasBashir> I think it's the best pun in a lot of time
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about ACT 
<Majel>  "Just because you're a dodo doesn't mean you have to ACT that way!"
<lizzyc> cut
<TerrorTeen> cut
<SevGuru> cut
<NovaFlash> neutral
<traP> cut
<Cinga> cut
<littlestar> cut
<Blueberrie> cut
<_8_of_12_> cut
<DrJonasBashir> neutral
<littlestar> Alas, poor Dodo
<traP> I don't like any of these, actually...
<jc> keep
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about ACT.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 1 ~~ neutrals: 2 ~~ cuts: 8 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [===] Keep = 9 %
<Majel>  [======] Neutral = 18 %
<Majel>  [==========================] Cut = 73 %
<jc> trap: on the other hand, the twist captions weren't so funny
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about ADVANCED 
<Majel>  "It seems not everyone will move up to ADVANCED Natural Selection next semester!"
<SevGuru> keep
<TerrorTeen> cut
<lizzyc> cut
<Cinga> keep
<NovaFlash> lrrp
<littlestar> keep
<NovaFlash> ehm..
<jc> keep
<NovaFlash> keep
<jc> this is a good one
* traP nods.. I couldn't come up with anything I'd vote for myself, so..
<Blueberrie> cut
<NovaFlash> (darn keebored)
<traP> neutral
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<_8_of_12_> keep
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about ADVANCED.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [=======================] Keep = 64 %
<Majel>  [===] Neutral = 9 %
<Majel>  [==========] Cut = 27 %
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about CONCERN 
<Majel>  "I have a real CONCERN about your continued existence with us."
<SevGuru> cut
<lizzyc> cut
<TerrorTeen> cut
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<traP> cut
<_8_of_12_> keep
<NovaFlash> cut
<jc> keep
<Blueberrie> keep
<jc> I like this one too but Wendy wasn't that thrilled with it
<jc> I just think it's the kind of thing a teacher would say but also has a double meaning
<littlestar> keep
<NovaFlash> =]
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about CONCERN.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Equal vote.".
<Majel>  [==================] Keep = 50 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==================] Cut = 50 %
<Cinga> keep
<littlestar> Yeah - it's a good pun of teacherspeak
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about HISTORY 
<Majel>  "Any more mistakes and you're HISTORY!"
<SevGuru> cut
<lizzyc> keep
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<TerrorTeen> cut
<traP> keep
<littlestar> keep
<Blueberrie> keep
<lizzyc> hehehe
<_8_of_12_> cut
<Cinga> cut
<NovaFlash> keep
<traP> it's the best of a bad lot.. bad way to win, but its what we have..
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about HISTORY.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [======================] Keep = 60 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==============] Cut = 40 %
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about IDIOM 
<Majel>  "Daryl, complete this IDIOM. "As dead as a...""
<SevGuru> cut
<lizzyc> cut
<TerrorTeen> keep
<littlestar> cut
<jc> keep
<littlestar> Waay too obvious
<traP> cut
<lizzyc> what's the real idiom?
<_8_of_12_> JC, i replied to your e-mai about the top secret Sev project
<_8_of_12_> cut
<DrJonasBashir> cut
<traP> Way too obvious.
<lizzyc> is it a dodo?
<traP> there is an idion "as dead as a dodo bird"
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about IDIOM.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 5 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [=========] Keep = 25 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [===========================] Cut = 75 %
<littlestar> Yeah, it's a dodo
<lizzyc> that's dumb
<SevGuru> there's also dead as a doornail
<lizzyc> the idiom I mean
<_8_of_12_> dead as a trout
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about TERM 
<Majel>  "Thank you for defining the TERM "Dodo Brain.""
* TerrorTeen slaps _8_of_12_ around a bit with a large trout
<Blueberrie> cut
<SevGuru> cut
<lizzyc> cut
<TerrorTeen> keep
<Cinga> cut
<NovaFlash> dead as any non-living object
<littlestar> cut
<jc> cut
<traP> cut
<DrJonasBashir> cut
<NovaFlash> neural
* _8_of_12_ kisses trout Rex Hunt style
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about TERM.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 1 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 8 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [====] Keep = 11 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [================================] Cut = 89 %
<littlestar> Cut with a capital C
<DrJonasBashir> neural!
<TerrorTeen> sick!
<NovaFlash> PRT!!! i hate my keboard
<littlestar> aw, SICK, dude!
<SevGuru> dummy is intellectual
<traP> woohoo... neural.
<DrJonasBashir> keboard!
<traP> I need to set my irc up with a neural link.
<NovaFlash> it's a fantasitch board
<NovaFlash> ehm
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about WISE 
<Majel>  "Honestly, you better WISE up or you'll end up extinct!"
<DrJonasBashir> erm
<DrJonasBashir> lol
<TerrorTeen> keep
<SevGuru> cut
<_8_of_12_> cut
<traP> cut
<NovaFlash> f..a...n.....t...a...........s...t....i....c.
<DrJonasBashir> cut
<Cinga> cut
<Blueberrie> keep
<DrJonasBashir> hahahaa
<NovaFlash> keep
<TerrorTeen> ah
*** littlestar has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving)
<NovaFlash> (the s took me 3 times)
<lizzyc> cut
<jc> keep
<NovaFlash> littlestar has gone nova!
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about WISE.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [==============] Keep = 40 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [======================] Cut = 60 %
<Majel>  SevGuru requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  ADVANCED [64%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  CONCERN [55%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  HISTORY [60%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
*** littlestar has joined #SevTrek
<DrJonasBashir> yes, tell yourself big freak!
<lizzyc> welcome back littlestar
<SevGuru> vote4 advanced
<littlestar> Bugger bugger bugger bugger.
<lizzyc> vote4 history
<traP> vote4 history
<_8_of_12_> bugger?
<DrJonasBashir> vote4 concern
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<NovaFlash> hi littlestar! long time no see =]
<TerrorTeen> vote4 concern
<Cinga> vote4 concern
<littlestar> hahahaha
<TLE> hello
<TerrorTeen> bugger.
<_8_of_12_> vote4 advanced
<NovaFlash> hey look who's there, tealeaves =]
<littlestar> vote4 concern
<DrJonasBashir> The lone Ensign is online
<Blueberrie> vote4 concern
<_8_of_12_> DOWN, NOVA
<NovaFlash> keep
<NovaFlash> =]
<TLE> yuppers
<jc> vote4 concern
<littlestar> Heeeeey, TLE! 
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  ADVANCED scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  CONCERN scored 6 vote(s).
<Majel>  HISTORY scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 10 Judges present: 14 High/Low: 6/0
* _8_of_12_ hits Nova with a trout
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<lizzyc> hi TLE!!
<NovaFlash> vote4 concern
<TLE> hey
<lizzyc> HI PhantomCHic!!
<NovaFlash> ah well... obvious.
<DrJonasBashir> HEY!
<DrJonasBashir> =]
<NovaFlash> concern is the winner..
<SevGuru> yepyep
<PhantomChic> Hi!
<TerrorTeen> Great!
<lizzyc> aww
* _8_of_12_ greets the Ghost Who Walks!
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 147, please stand by.
<Majel>  Retrieval complete.
<TLE> I feel better
<lizzyc> none of the one's I've liked so far have one :(
<Majel>  SevGuru requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  BELONGS [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  BUSINESS [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  MILLENIUM [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  NEVER [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  SHINE [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  SIGN [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  TIME [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  YEARS [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<PhantomChic> How late am I?
<TLE> ;)
<Majel>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about BELONGS 
<Majel>  "It looks like it BELONGS here!"
<NovaFlash> PhantomChic: one hour =]
<TerrorTeen> keep
<SevGuru> cut
<_8_of_12_> keep
<littlestar> Welcome back!
<littlestar> Hi, Phantom
<littlestar> ack!! Smegging LAG
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<traP> cut
<littlestar> keep
<DrJonasBashir> This one's great!
<lizzyc> cut
<Blueberrie> keep
<NovaFlash> keep
<littlestar> I'm lagging really badly here...
<_8_of_12_> I think so too!
<traP> I'd keep it in an ordinary week, but there are too many strong ones..
<PhantomChic> keep
<DrJonasBashir> Perfect double sense
<lizzyc> keep
<SevGuru> not wayneish enough
<PhantomChic> I never get used to daylight savings time.
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about BELONGS.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 8 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 5 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [=============================] Keep = 80 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [=======] Cut = 20 %
<DrJonasBashir> Well, even Wayne has a good day
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about BUSINESS 
<Majel>  "Sounds like BUSINESS as usual."
<NovaFlash> I remember DST half an hour too late =]
<lizzyc> keep
<_8_of_12_> cut
<traP> keep
<TerrorTeen> It's a good thing I live in Queensland...
<SevGuru> cut
<DrJonasBashir> cut
<littlestar> ack ack ack ack
<TerrorTeen> keep
<NovaFlash> cut
<littlestar> cut
<Blueberrie> cut
<DrJonasBashir> This one's not Wayneish!
<lizzyc> cut
<PhantomChic> cut
<traP> yeah, good point..
<traP> cut
<Cinga> keep
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about BUSINESS.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 9 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [======] Keep = 18 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==============================] Cut = 82 %
<Blueberrie> Why does DST ever have to end? =(
<jc> SEVNOTE about the Pits cartoon: I slightly changed the first speech bubble to "year 2000", not "New Year" - it reads better that way
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about MILLENIUM 
<Majel>  "I'm gonna like this new MILLENIUM!"
<TLE> brb
<NovaFlash> littlestar... when you say ack ack ack ack in dutch, it sounds like kak, which means something like.. well... going to the dunny =]
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<_8_of_12_> cut
<SevGuru> keep
<NovaFlash> GIZMO!
<littlestar> GIZ! Hi!
<TerrorTeen> keep
<Blueberrie> First of all the millennium begins in 2001.
<traP> too many sylabbles ;-)
<traP> cut
<lizzyc> cut
* _8_of_12_ greets Gizmo with a troup
<jc> keep
<PhantomChic> cut
<Gizmo> Hi!!!
<DrJonasBashir> GIZMO!
<TLE> hello
<Gizmo> a troup?
* TerrorTeen slaps Gizmo around a bit with a large trout
<littlestar> Ooooops! Sorry, Dum!
<Blueberrie> Second of all, it's MILLENNIUM, not MILLENIUM!
<littlestar> hehehehe
<jc> this one is good (forget about 2001 blueberrie)
<traP> I don't think Wayne could pronounce Millinininium.
* _8_of_12_ meant trout
<NovaFlash> Blueberrie: no, the SECOND millennium begins in 2001. >=]
<SevGuru> 12,0`%0,12%,2,12`%12,2%,1,2`%2,1%,16,1 HGONG! 2,1`%1,2%`12,2,%2,12%`0,12,%12,0%`
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<Gizmo> hang on, I'm getting on ICQ
<littlestar> Gong!
<DrJonasBashir> The THIRD!
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about MILLENIUM.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 8 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep for now.".
<Majel>  [==================] Keep = 50 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==================] Cut = 50 %
<Blueberrie> I can't forget!
<Blueberrie> It bugs me!
<NovaFlash> littlestar: no need to be sorry, I just lolled at that =]
<Blueberrie> cut
<TLE> troup of monkies?
<Gizmo> GONG!
<SevGuru> um, 8 mutes? I think we can do better
<DrJonasBashir> NOVA! THE THIRD IT IS!
<Gizmo> ls: you home?
<littlestar> hehe...kak (c:
<Majel>  Well SevGuru, since you asked: the current punchline is MILLENIUM 
<Majel>  "I'm gonna like this new MILLENIUM!"
<NovaFlash> keep
<littlestar> Yuppers!
<Blueberrie> Dummy, the THIRD millennium!
<TLE> I'm tired
<_8_of_12_> cut
<TLE> gonna sleeps oon
<_8_of_12_> I'm 8
<littlestar> I've finished Uni for this year
<Cinga> cut
<NovaFlash> no, the OFRUTH MILLENNUIIM!
* Gizmo hugs TLE
<NovaFlash> dum!
<littlestar> keep
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about MILLENIUM.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Equal vote.".
<Majel>  [==================] Keep = 50 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==================] Cut = 50 %
<_8_of_12_> I finish uni on Teusday.
<DrJonasBashir> dedum...
<TLE> thanks
* TLE hugs Giz
<NovaFlash> boom shakalaka
<Blueberrie> But it's 2001!!
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about NEVER 
<Majel>  "Any labels for 'will NEVER work' ?"
<_8_of_12_> I'll come and visit you, littlestar.
<littlestar> keep
<DrJonasBashir> yesh yesh BB
<traP> keep
<_8_of_12_> cut
<Blueberrie> keep
<SevGuru> keep - now this is wayneish
<jc> cut
<TerrorTeen> keep
<NovaFlash> I know blueberrie; sorry =]
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<Blueberrie> Sigh...
<PhantomChic> cut
<traP> he's looking specifically at Jan 1.. he wants Jan 2 too ;-)
<NovaFlash> Jan? that's my father.
<Cinga> neutral
<littlestar> What - seriously?
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about NEVER.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 6 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [======================] Keep = 60 %
<Majel>  [====] Neutral = 10 %
<Majel>  [===========] Cut = 30 %
<_8_of_12_> What's the matter, Phantom?
<DrJonasBashir> Jan! =]
<NovaFlash> yeah, Jan is my father! =]
<traP> Really?  Um.. Jan seems like a gal's name to me.. but that might be the language difference.
<PhantomChic> what?
<Gizmo> Is Kylie finished, too?
<littlestar> Vader is your father
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about SHINE 
<Majel>  "This is my time to SHINE!"
<SevGuru> cut
<littlestar> No - she has one more exam
<TerrorTeen> keep
<_8_of_12_> You sighed
<littlestar> Oh - two
<_8_of_12_> x\cut
<jc> cut
<_8_of_12_> cut
<traP> cut
<NovaFlash> traP: and what does Johan sound like to you? =]
<DrJonasBashir> It should be pronounced like Yan in English I think
<littlestar> pardon me - they're on monday
<_8_of_12_> typo
<littlestar> cut
<lizzyc> keep
<PhantomChic> cut
<DrJonasBashir> Yohan
<traP> NovaFlash:  Johan sounds.. um.. Germanic.  Jan sounds like someone from the Brady Bunch
<Cinga> keep
<NovaFlash> littlestar: vader means father, not specifically MY father... well... Jan Vader would sound cool.. =]
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about SHINE.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 7 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [============] Keep = 33 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [========================] Cut = 67 %
<PhantomChic> that wasn't me
<DrJonasBashir> cut
<Blueberrie> cut
<_8_of_12_> Sure, you live in Victoria, don't you?
<littlestar> hehe, I know it means father
<littlestar> Yup
<NovaFlash> The Brady Bunch! LOL! =]
<_8_of_12_> For the record, my father is dead/
<DrJonasBashir> Hey, Yo-hann!
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<PhantomChic> Me?  I'm in Iowa.
<NovaFlash> YO!..han
<littlestar> Oh?
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about SHINE.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 8 ~~ mutes: 6 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [==========] Keep = 27 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==========================] Cut = 73 %
<traP> As I said, language difference. ;-)
<Mark> Hello Everyone.
<littlestar> Hi, Mark
<Gizmo> I hate coming in the middle of a judging session and not knowing what's going on..
<NovaFlash> hi Mark
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about SIGN 
<Majel>  "SIGN me up!"
<_8_of_12_> Iowa! That's where Kirk was born!
<traP> keep
<SevGuru> cut
<NovaFlash> keep
<_8_of_12_> cut
<Mark> keep
<DrJonasBashir> Well, Giz. You're late, you're late
<Blueberrie> The weather guy on a local radio station is names Johan...
<Blueberrie> cut
<DrJonasBashir> A horse's a horse
<traP> this is very Wayneish.
<TLE> I just got in myself
<jc> Giz: we're in Pits right now
<TLE> but am going soon
<NovaFlash> Blueberrie: really? cool =]
<littlestar> Just don't say anything about trout, any you'll be fine, Giz
<SevGuru> cut
<jc> keep
<littlestar> cut
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<lizzyc> cut
<TerrorTeen> keep
<Mark> Hmmm, I see daylight savings time does not affect Australia
<_8_of_12_> TROUT TROUT TROUT TROUT
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about SIGN.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 6 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [====================] Keep = 55 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [================] Cut = 45 %
<PhantomChic> keep
<NovaFlash> unless the horse ofcourse, is the famous mister ed!
<Gizmo> trout!!!
<DrJonasBashir> lolo
<NovaFlash> lollypop =]
<TerrorTeen> It doesn't affect Queensland...
<DrJonasBashir> =]
<Gizmo> Jonas: I just got home from school five minutes ago!
<PhantomChic> I'm currently less than 20 miles from Riverside, future birthplace of Kirk.
<DrJonasBashir> I know...
<DrJonasBashir> =P
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about TIME 
<Majel>  "So, I was just ahead of my TIME."
<SevGuru> cut
<TerrorTeen> keep
<Blueberrie> Yep =)
<Mark> keep
<lizzyc> cut
<jc> keep
<traP> cut
<_8_of_12_> cut
<Cinga> keep
<jc> I like TIME - clever
<DrJonasBashir> neutral
<NovaFlash> keep
<PhantomChic> keep
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about TIME.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 6 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [====================] Keep = 55 %
<Majel>  [===] Neutral = 9 %
<Majel>  [=============] Cut = 36 %
<Blueberrie> keep
<traP> too clever for Wayne <g>
<littlestar> cut
<DrJonasBashir> 6 mutes, no good
<SevGuru> zzz
<NovaFlash> I voted!
<_8_of_12_> snork
<NovaFlash> I swear!
<TLE> sorry
<NovaFlash> snurk...
<DrJonasBashir> Swear your pants
* _8_of_12_ hits Nova with a trout for swearing
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about TIME.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [===================] Keep = 54 %
<Majel>  [===] Neutral = 8 %
<Majel>  [==============] Cut = 38 %
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<Majel>  SevGuru asks about YEARS 
<Majel>  "I should have had one of these YEARS ago!"
<TerrorTeen> zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
<TerrorTeen> keep
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<_8_of_12_> cut
<Mark> neutral
<lizzyc> cut
<traP> cut
<littlestar> keep
<littlestar> cut
<NovaFlash> cut
<NovaFlash> flush it
<Gizmo> keep
<PhantomChic> cut
<Blueberrie> keep
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about YEARS.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 5 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [=============] Keep = 36 %
<Majel>  [===] Neutral = 9 %
<Majel>  [====================] Cut = 55 %
<jc> cut
<Majel>  SevGuru requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  BELONGS [80%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  MILLENIUM [50%, 1] "Equal vote."
<Majel>  NEVER [60%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  SIGN [58%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  TIME [54%, 1] "Keep it!"
<_8_of_12_> Excuse me Woman who cannot die!
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
<DrJonasBashir> flush!
<NovaFlash> 4I'm using colours3 on a non-11colour10 monitor.
<DrJonasBashir> vote4 belong
<traP> vote4 never
<SevGuru> vote4 never
<TerrorTeen> vote4 never
<_8_of_12_> vote4 belongs
<lizzyc> vote4 never
<NovaFlash> vote4 millennium
<DrJonasBashir> vote4 belongs
<littlestar> vote4 never
<NovaFlash> minnellium rules =]
<Mark> cote4 time
<DrJonasBashir> no cote here, Mark!
<Mark> vote4 time
<jc> vote4 time
<Mark> opps
<DrJonasBashir> =]
<PhantomChic> vote4 time
<NovaFlash> no ops for you either =]
<jc> vote4 millenium
<Mark> Reading while typing...A dangerous combination
* Gizmo doesn't have a clue what the comic strip is about. It makes no sense to her.
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  BELONGS scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  MILLENIUM scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  NEVER scored 5 vote(s).
<Majel>  TIME scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 10 Judges present: 16 High/Low: 5/1
<Blueberrie> vote4 never
<Cinga> vote4 time
<NovaFlash> not when you can blind-type... takes me alot if trouble to do that on this keyboard.
<TerrorTeen> Bye, millenium...
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  BELONGS scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  MILLENIUM scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  NEVER scored 6 vote(s).
<Majel>  TIME scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 12 Judges present: 16 High/Low: 6/1
<DrJonasBashir> vote4 millenium
<jc> vote4 time
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<NovaFlash> hey.. I LIKE millennnium =[
<littlestar> Hi, Robot
<Majel>  MILLENIUM now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
<SevGuru> ZAP
<NovaFlash> vote4 never
<TerrorTeen> One vote?
<Mark> vote4 time
<TerrorTeen> good
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  BELONGS scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  NEVER scored 7 vote(s).
<Majel>  TIME scored 4 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 12 Judges present: 17 High/Low: 7/1
<NovaFlash> HEY!
<jc> vote4 time
<SevGuru> is it clear now?
<TerrorTeen> yes!
<DrJonasBashir> vote4 never
<_8_of_12_> vote4 belongs
<NovaFlash> BUG DETECTED! MILLENNIUM IS WITH ONE L HERE?
<DrJonasBashir> now, retally
<NovaFlash> ehm ONE M! i mean
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  BELONGS scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  NEVER scored 8 vote(s).
<Majel>  TIME scored 4 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 13 Judges present: 17 High/Low: 8/1
<NovaFlash> no an N!
<Cinga> OK, gotta go. Good sev, severyone...
<_8_of_12_> VOTE 1 /me
<NovaFlash> ah forget it =]
<Majel>  BELONGS now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
<littlestar> hehe - and no X
<SevGuru> ZAP
<lizzyc> bye I got to go
<NovaFlash> bye lizz
<DrJonasBashir> New brain for Nova, please
<littlestar> Bye, Cinga
<_8_of_12_> Damn. There goes my punchline!
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about YEARS.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [============] Keep = 33 %
<Majel>  [===] Neutral = 8 %
<Majel>  [=====================] Cut = 58 %
<Cinga> gongggg!
<SevGuru> oops
* TerrorTeen inserts new brain in Nova
<Mark> Do we vote again?
<NovaFlash> sneaky, jonas... I can't read that =]
<traP> No sweep, 8 <g>
<SevGuru> WRONG
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<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  NEVER scored 8 vote(s).
<Majel>  TIME scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 11 Judges present: 16 High/Low: 8/0
<Gizmo> GONG!
<NovaFlash> rebooting novaflash
<NovaFlash> ---
<DrJonasBashir> I wrote it in black!
<SevGuru> okay, if that isn't clear, I don't know what is
<Mark> I guess it is clear...
<NovaFlash> Windows 95 is starting...
<Mark> 2nd place again...
<DrJonasBashir> change to linux, man =]
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<_8_of_12_> Well, I won the sci-fi at least.
<Blueberrie> Okay
<NovaFlash> please insert linux cd
<DrJonasBashir> finally... 
<traP> Linux.. the OS of a Gnu generation
<Gizmo> you did?
<Blueberrie> You're always winning!
<DrJonasBashir> lol
* TerrorTeen inserts cd
<_8_of_12_> Hey, I've won twice!
<NovaFlash> bzzzz
<SevGuru> And guess who wrote NEVER? Um, it wasn't me...
<DrJonasBashir> Warning: it will erase your DOS partition
<PhantomChic> I can't even make finalist.
<TerrorTeen> Never will be?
<NovaFlash> setup detected an incompatible body, still proceed with installation?
<Mark> I wrote Time...
* traP whistles innocently
<TerrorTeen> y
<traP> At least.. I think I do.
<NovaFlash> BRT... reboot
* Mark grins stupidly
<_8_of_12_> I also wrote BELONGS
* traP can't be bothered to remember what he wrote 5 days later <g>
* littlestar macarenas badly
*** SevGuru is now known as NintendoGuru
<Mark> So, what one Twist and SevTrek?
<littlestar> Well done, nintendo
* NovaFlash puts finger in nose, while scratching back.... body error
<DrJonasBashir> so... going offline now. Back in 30' at most
<littlestar> thanks for running the session
<Mark> ...err, won
<Gizmo> is the session over?
<DrJonasBashir> Bye for the moment ppl!
<Gizmo> Bye!
<NintendoGuru> twist was concern, trek was internal
<NovaFlash> ok see ya jonas
<DrJonasBashir> The session is now over!
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  ===== The voting is now over! =====
Session Close: Fri Nov 05 19:10:52 1999