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<NintendoGuru> heya John
<jc> hi
<jc> pretty quiet judging session today :-)
<NintendoGuru> no kidding
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<NintendoGuru> TLE was here but he pinged out
<TerrorTeen> Hello.
<jc> everyone must've got scared off by all the movie sevnames :-)
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<NintendoGuru> bwahaha
<NintendoGuru> I took the liberty of puncherating them :)
<jc> ng: thanx!!!
<NintendoGuru> I'm anxious to see what stuff comes up for this Twist, hehe
<NintendoGuru> There's a couple of groaner nerdy jokes I picked up at the engineering college, but they're too long and probably too in-joke to use
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<Mark> Hello all!
<TerrorTeen> Hello
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* Mark waiting patiently...
<jc> ng - i love the nerd jokes submitted so far
<NintendoGuru> hehe, you should put up links to the submitted lists for Twist and Pits
<DrJonasBashir> Hi... er. Good Sev.
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<Mark> The Nerd jokes are right in my ballpark!
<NintendoGuru> Anyone else planning on showing up? Raise your hand now if you are. :P
* Steamrover raises hand
<Mark> Don't everyone shout at once...
<NintendoGuru> hehe
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<NintendoGuru> I'll give it 5 more minutes
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* Mark nods
<DrJonasBashir> lalala
<Puam> ?
<Mark> I see we are on Califoria time :)
<Mark> Are we voting on all of the Sev Trek movie titles today?
<NintendoGuru> yep
<Mark> Cool
<PhantomChic> It's gonna be a long session.
<NintendoGuru> I've loaded them into Majel, so we'll just do a fast vote4 round on each one
<Mark> FYI...I'll need to leave at a quarter til
<PhantomChic> Quater til what?
<PhantomChic> That was quarter.  I can't spell.
<Mark> The top of the next hour, where-ever you are
<Mark> That is 3:45 PM here
<PhantomChic> Oh, so you are in CA.
<TerrorTeen> Tupos!
<Mark> Oh wait, I think I saw Scully's desk run on by...
<NintendoGuru> ok, guess I'll start
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<SevGuru> What shall we start with?
<Mark> Same here...
<PhantomChic> Same as what, Mark?
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 045, please stand by.
<Majel>  Retrieval complete.
<SevGuru> dum de dum
* SevGuru pokes Majel
<Majel>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
<Mark> jc: Can you please clean up my horrible misspellings on my SeVWars entry (go 100K is any direction). I would be much obliged.
<Majel>  SevGuru requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  ABDUCTED [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  BLEW [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  CASE [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  CONSPIRACY [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  HALL [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  NEXT [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  SALARY [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  SPACE [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about ABDUCTED 
<Majel>  "It was ABDUCTED."
<Mark> ...in any direction...
<littlestar> cut
<PhantomChic> cut
<SevGuru> keep
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<jc> keep
<Steamrover> keep
<TerrorTeen> keep
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about ABDUCTED.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [==========================] Keep = 71 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==========] Cut = 29 %
<Mark> keep
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about BLEW 
<Majel>  "We BLEW our budget on guns and flashlights."
<SevGuru> cut
<PhantomChic> cut
<Mark> cut
<Steamrover> cut
<littlestar> keep
<jc> keep
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<TerrorTeen> keep
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about BLEW.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Equal vote.".
<Majel>  [==================] Keep = 50 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==================] Cut = 50 %
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about CASE 
<Majel>  "You can have one when we solve a CASE."
<SevGuru> cut
<littlestar> cut
<Steamrover> cut
<Mark> neutral
<PhantomChic> cut
<jc> cut
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<Majel>  SevGuru asks about CASE.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 0 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [] Keep = 0 %
<Majel>  [======] Neutral = 17 %
<Majel>  [==============================] Cut = 83 %
<SevGuru> heya BB
<DrJonasBashir> hey!
<Blueberrie> Hi...
<Mark> Wayne is using it as his new TV stand...
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about CONSPIRACY 
<Majel>  "It's a CONSPIRACY Scummy but I'm sure the desk is out there."
<SevGuru> keep
<PhantomChic> cut
<Mark> Hi
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<littlestar> cut
<Steamrover> keep
<TerrorTeen> keep
<Mark> keep
<jc> cut
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about CONSPIRACY.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [======================] Keep = 62 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==============] Cut = 38 %
<Blueberrie> keep
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about HALL 
<Majel>  "The desk is out there... in the HALL"
<SevGuru> cut
<TerrorTeen> keep
<Blueberrie> cut
<littlestar> keep
<PhantomChic> cut
<Steamrover> cut
<Mark> cut
<jc> keep
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about HALL.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [================] Keep = 44 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [====================] Cut = 56 %
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about NEXT 
<Majel>  "Your desk is out there, right NEXT to the truth."
<SevGuru> keep
<TerrorTeen> keep
<Steamrover> cut
<PhantomChic> cut
<littlestar> cut
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<Mark> keep
<Blueberrie> keep
<jc> cut
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about NEXT.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [====================] Keep = 56 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [================] Cut = 44 %
<Mark> The truth is she has no desk...
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about SALARY 
<Majel>  "First a desk, then what? A nameplate? Equal billing and SALARY?"
<SevGuru> cut
<TerrorTeen> keep
<Mark> cut
<PhantomChic> keep
<littlestar> cut
<Steamrover> keep
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<Blueberrie> cut
<jc> cut
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about SALARY.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [================] Keep = 44 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [====================] Cut = 56 %
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about SPACE 
<Majel>  "I need my SPACE."
<Mark> keep
<Steamrover> cut
<SevGuru> cut
<Blueberrie> cut
<littlestar> cut
<PhantomChic> cut
<TerrorTeen> keep
<jc> cut
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about SPACE.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [=========] Keep = 25 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [===========================] Cut = 75 %
<Majel>  SevGuru requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  ABDUCTED [75%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  BLEW [50%, 1] "Equal vote."
<Majel>  CONSPIRACY [67%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  NEXT [56%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
<SevGuru> vote4 conspiracy
<Mark> vote4 abducted
<Blueberrie> vote4 next
<DrJonasBashir> vote4 abducted
<PhantomChic> vote4 conspiracy
<Steamrover> vote4 abducted
<littlestar> vote4 conspiracy
<jc> vote4 abducted
<Blueberrie> Aren't those two a little predictable?
<Mark> A close vote
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  ABDUCTED scored 4 vote(s).
<Majel>  CONSPIRACY scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  NEXT scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 8 Judges present: 9 High/Low: 4/1
<TerrorTeen> vote4 abducted
<Majel>  NEXT now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
<Majel>  BLEW now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
<SevGuru> revote, BB
<Blueberrie> Oy.
<Blueberrie> I don't like either.
<Mark> Wow, like a real election
<SevGuru> hehehe
<TerrorTeen> lol
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  ABDUCTED scored 5 vote(s).
<Majel>  CONSPIRACY scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 8 Judges present: 9 High/Low: 5/0
<Blueberrie> Well, Conspiracy is bad, but it's not as bad a Abducted, assuming you add some commas.
<PhantomChic> That'll be me in November
<Blueberrie> vote4 conspiracy
* Mark nods
<SevGuru> Looks like SevQueen time
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  ABDUCTED scored 5 vote(s).
<Majel>  CONSPIRACY scored 4 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 9 Judges present: 9 High/Low: 5/0
<Mark> At least everyone voted
<Blueberrie> Can't we go with something a little less predictable?
<Mark> We did that last time
<Blueberrie> Last time?
<Mark> (mass graves...)
<SevGuru> The one about the group funeral
<Blueberrie> Oh
<PhantomChic> They cut the less predictable ones.
<SevGuru> so now this time we have to do a predictable :P
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<TLE> hi
<Mark> Hello
<SevGuru> heya TLE
<TLE> finally
<SevGuru> please vote on sci fi
<Majel>  SevGuru requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  ABDUCTED [75%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  CONSPIRACY [67%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Mark> abducted or conspiracy
<jc> vote4 abducted
<Mark> Yea, those two
<Blueberrie> But predictable is bad...
<jc> conspiracy is a little too wordy
<TerrorTeen> That's an understatment
<Blueberrie> But at least it's not quite as predictable as Abducted.
<Mark> tic tic tic...
<SevGuru> dum de dum
<SevGuru> sevqueen?
<Blueberrie> Hmm...
<Mark> Flip a coin
<jc> sevqueen is shopping. let's move on
<SevGuru> ok
* Mark agress
<SevGuru> well, I guess we should do the movie ones
* Mark agrees
<SevGuru> we'll do a quick vote4 on each one
<SevGuru> please go to http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/sevtrek/punchlines.htm
<Blueberrie> Okay.
<SevGuru> I've ordered them in the way they're shown on the page
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 001, please stand by.
<Majel>  Retrieval complete.
<Blueberrie> Didn't we do all these on the DB about a year ago?
<TerrorTeen> I would have liked 'The Motionless Career'
<Majel>  SevGuru requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  MOTIONLESS [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  SLOW [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  SICK [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  EMOTIONLESS [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
<Steamrover> vote4 slow
<Blueberrie> vote4 motionless
<SevGuru> vote4 motionless
<TerrorTeen> vote4 sick
<Mark> vote4 slow
<littlestar> vote4 sick
<PhantomChic> vote4 slow
<DrJonasBashir> vote4 slow
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  MOTIONLESS scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  SLOW scored 4 vote(s).
<Majel>  SICK scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 8 Judges present: 10 High/Low: 4/0
<SevGuru> looks like it's slow
<DrJonasBashir> Slow-Motion movie, self-explanatory... and akwardly true...
<Blueberrie> Kay
<TLE> brb
<Majel>  Now weeding out all punch lines with less than 002 nominations.
<Majel>  MOTIONLESS now gets status "Cut by Majel."
<Majel>  SLOW now gets status "Cut by Majel."
<Majel>  SICK now gets status "Cut by Majel."
<Majel>  EMOTIONLESS now gets status "Cut by Majel."
<SevGuru> oops
<jc> oops - forgot to capitalise the titles. Sorry sevilians!
<Blueberrie> ?
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 002, please stand by.
<Majel>  Retrieval complete.
<DrJonasBashir> rewind, SevGuru!
<SevGuru> hehe
<Blueberrie> Well, guess they all lose. =)
<SevGuru> Don't worry bout it JC, I did it beforehand
<Mark> Too true...
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
<Majel>  SevGuru requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  WRECK [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  WASHED [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  CHEST [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  RETCH [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  RANT [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Blueberrie> vote4 rant
<Steamrover> vote4 wreck
<PhantomChic> vote4 rant
<jc> vote4 washed
<SevGuru> vote4 retch
<TLE> back
<littlestar> vote4 wreck
<Mark> vote4 rant
<littlestar> As long as it is capitalised
<TerrorTeen> vote4 chest
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  WRECK scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  WASHED scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  CHEST scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  RETCH scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  RANT scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 8 Judges present: 10 High/Low: 3/1
<Majel>  WASHED now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
<DrJonasBashir> hey!
<DrJonasBashir> wait4 me!
<Majel>  CHEST now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
<Majel>  RETCH now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
<Blueberrie> lol
<jc> vote4 rant
<SevGuru> revote
<DrJonasBashir> vote4 rant
<SevGuru> vote4 rant
<Steamrover> vote4 wreck
<Mark> I think we have a winner...
<Blueberrie> Yep
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  WRECK scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  RANT scored 6 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 8 Judges present: 10 High/Low: 6/0
<SevGuru> yeah, it's rant
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 003, please stand by.
<Majel>  Retrieval complete.
<Majel>  SevGuru requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  SEARCH [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  SPOOF [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  SEV [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
<Blueberrie> vote4 spoof
<TerrorTeen> vote4 spoof
<Steamrover> vote4 spoof
<SevGuru> vote4 search
<jc> vote4 search
<littlestar> vote4 search
<Blueberrie> How is search funny?
<PhantomChic> vote4 spoof
<Mark> vote4 spoof
<Steamrover> no idea
<jc> blue - "in search of" was a show Nimoy used to narrate
<Blueberrie> It's basically the same as the original title
<jc> vote4 spoof
<Blueberrie> Oh... I see.
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  SEARCH scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  SPOOF scored 6 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 8 Judges present: 10 High/Low: 6/0
<SevGuru> it's spoof
<Mark> yep
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 004, please stand by.
<Majel>  Retrieval complete.
<Majel>  SevGuru requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  VOYEUR [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  FORAGE [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  BON [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
<SevGuru> vote4 voyeur
<DrJonasBashir> vote4 bon
<Blueberrie> vote4 voyeur
<PhantomChic> vote4 voyeur
<TerrorTeen> vote4 bon
<Mark> vote4 voyeur
<Steamrover> vote4 forage
<jc> vote4 voyeyr
<littlestar> vote4 forage
<jc> vote4 voyeur
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  VOYEUR scored 5 vote(s).
<Majel>  FORAGE scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  BON scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 9 Judges present: 10 High/Low: 5/0
<SevGuru> looks like it's voyeur
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 005, please stand by.
<Majel>  Retrieval complete.
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
<Majel>  SevGuru requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  INFERNAL [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  FUNKY [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  FOLLY [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  FICKLE [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Blueberrie> vote4 infernal
<SevGuru> vote4 infernal
<Mark> vote4 folly
<DrJonasBashir> vote4 infernal
<Steamrover> vote4 funky
<TerrorTeen> vote4 folly
<PhantomChic> vote4 funky
<littlestar> vote4 funky
<littlestar> vote4 folly
<TLE> vote4 infernal
<jc> vote4 infernal
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  INFERNAL scored 5 vote(s).
<Majel>  FUNKY scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  FOLLY scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 10 Judges present: 10 High/Low: 5/0
<SevGuru> infernal it is
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 006, please stand by.
<Majel>  Retrieval complete.
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
<Majel>  SevGuru requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  UNENCUMBERED [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  REDISCOVERED [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  PLOTHOLES [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  COUNTRY [0%, 1] "Nominated."
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<SevGuru> vote4 unencumbered
<jc> rob, you are sooo late! :-)
<PhantomChic> Is it franchise or franchisee?
<Steamrover> vote4 plotholes
<TerrorTeen> vote4 rediscovered
<DrJonasBashir> vote4 rediscovered
<Mark> vote4 rediscovered
<TLE> vote4 rediscovered
<PhantomChic> vote4 plotholes
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<Blueberrie> vote4 unencumbered
<SevGuru> late!
<DrJonasBashir> Franchise it is
* SevGuru gives dummy a tardy slip
<littlestar> vote4 rediscovered
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  UNENCUMBERED scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  REDISCOVERED scored 5 vote(s).
<Majel>  PLOTHOLES scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 9 Judges present: 12 High/Low: 5/0
<SevGuru> yep, it's franchise
<DrJonasBashir> er, hi, Nova =]
<NovaFlash> yep indeed...
<NovaFlash> hello!
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 007, please stand by.
<Majel>  Retrieval complete.
<Steamrover> hi
<Majel>  SevGuru requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
<SevGuru> oops
<NovaFlash> uuuh
<NovaFlash> errr
<SevGuru> might help if I nominated them
<NovaFlash> ïïïï
<Majel>  SevGuru requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  DEGENERATIONS [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  BLUNDERATIONS [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  GENERALIZATIONS [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  GERIATRICS [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Blueberrie> ?
<SevGuru> there
<DrJonasBashir> LOL
<littlestar> vote4 degenerations
<SevGuru> vote4 generalizations
<Steamrover> vote4 generalizations
<DrJonasBashir> vote4 degenerations
<Blueberrie> vote4 generalizations
<PhantomChic> vote4 degenerations
<jc> VOTE4 GERIATRICS
<NovaFlash> vote4 degenerations
<SevGuru> lol
<TerrorTeen> vote4 geriatrics
<Mark> vote4 generalizations
<NovaFlash> trying to get some attention, jc?
<DrJonasBashir> This is the most difficult punchline to vote!
<Steamrover> agreed
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  DEGENERATIONS scored 4 vote(s).
<Majel>  GENERALIZATIONS scored 4 vote(s).
<Majel>  GERIATRICS scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 10 Judges present: 12 High/Low: 4/0
<DrJonasBashir> All of these words have ten or more letters
<Mark> There all good
<SevGuru> well not
<NovaFlash> bloop =]
<Majel>  GERIATRICS now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
<Blueberrie> lol
<SevGuru> sorry JC
<Steamrover> whoops
<TerrorTeen> vote4 generalizations
<DrJonasBashir> I meant because of the difficulty to write them
<NovaFlash> sorry for being so late, i went to see "End Of Days" with erwin
<jc> vote4 degenerations
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  DEGENERATIONS scored 5 vote(s).
<Majel>  GENERALIZATIONS scored 5 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 10 Judges present: 12 High/Low: 5/0
<NovaFlash> good choice jc =]]
<DrJonasBashir> Who's that Erwin?
<Blueberrie> Ph, the stupid Arnold movie?
<SevGuru> mmm
<NovaFlash> Erwin de Jong, jonasdope!
<Mark> Thats an oxymoron
<SevGuru> Sevqueen that one I guess
<DrJonasBashir> I know, it was an Irony! =]
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 008, please stand by.
<Majel>  Retrieval complete.
<NovaFlash> Blueberrie: yes, that great Arnold Schwarzenegger movie.
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
<Majel>  SevGuru requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  CONTRACT [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  FORCED [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  WORST [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  LAST [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Blueberrie> Great?? *snicker*
<SevGuru> vote4 forced
<NovaFlash> (watch: I SPELLED SCHWARZENEGGER RIGHT!)
<jc> vote4 forced
<Blueberrie> vote4 forced
<Steamrover> vote4 worst
<DrJonasBashir> vote4 forced
<PhantomChic> vote4 forced
<Mark> vote4 forced
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<SevGuru> It's forced
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  FORCED scored 6 vote(s).
<Majel>  WORST scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 7 Judges present: 13 High/Low: 6/1
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<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 009, please stand by.
<Majel>  Retrieval complete.
<Blueberrie> Yep
<NovaFlash> worst means saucage in dutch... lol =]
<NovaFlash> yep indeed...
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
<DrJonasBashir> I can too! Schwrazzzn... hmmm... Shcward... Chsgarrr
<Majel>  SevGuru requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  INCORRECTIONS [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  INDISCRETION [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  INCONTINENCE [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  IMPERFECTION [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  INDIGESTION [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Steamrover> thats wurst
<SevGuru> vote4 indiscretion
<jc> vote4 indigestion
<Blueberrie> vote4 imperfection
<NovaFlash> Jonas, your cd's are on their way =] 
<littlestar> vote4 indigestion
<TerrorTeen> vote4 indigestion
<DrJonasBashir> vote4 indigestion
<PhantomChic> vote4 imperfection
<Mark> vote4 indigestion
<NovaFlash> vote4 imperfection
<DrJonasBashir> YEAH, MAN!
<jc> indigestion even sounds the same phonetically
<jc> it rocks!
<NovaFlash> i hope they make it alive =]
<Steamrover> vote4 imperfection
<NovaFlash> jc: i'd say... it jazzes =]
<SevGuru> vote4 indigestion
<DrJonasBashir> Hope that too, Nestor too.
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  IMPERFECTION scored 4 vote(s).
<Majel>  INDIGESTION scored 6 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 10 Judges present: 12 High/Low: 6/0
<Mark> Esp, after what Beta did to his rear...
<SevGuru> yep, indigestion it is
<NovaFlash> yep indeed...
<Blueberrie> Imperfection sounds more like it than indigestion...
<TLE> vote4 indigestion
<SevGuru> ok
<SevGuru> sevtrek time
<DrJonasBashir> BRB
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<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 144, please stand by.
<Majel>  Retrieval complete.
<Majel>  SevGuru requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  ARCADE [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  ARROW [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  CAPTAIN [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  CODES [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  PIPE [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  PLAYSTATION [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  USS [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  VIEWSCREEN [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
<NovaFlash> majel -> addvote value=200 "IMPERFECTION"
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about ARCADE 
<Majel>  "I did my pilot training at Sevfleet ARCADE"
<SevGuru> keep
<PhantomChic> keep
<Steamrover> cut
<TerrorTeen> keep
<NovaFlash> cut
<Mark> keep
<Blueberrie> keep
<littlestar> cut
<TerrorTeen> Hey- sev name for Starfleet Academy!
<Mark> Going muto for a bit...be back soon (I hope)
<jc> keep
<Mark> muto=mute
<TerrorTeen> tupos
<NovaFlash> muto sounds spanish
<Blueberrie> Uh huh
<Blueberrie> It does...
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about ARCADE.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [========================] Keep = 67 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [============] Cut = 33 %
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about ARROW 
<Majel>  "It beats using the ARROW Keys"
<SevGuru> keep
<NovaFlash> keep
<Steamrover> keep
<littlestar> keep
<TerrorTeen> keep
<PhantomChic> keep
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<NovaFlash> by the way JC, I have this major problem with the DB...
<littlestar> " ?
<TLE> cut
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<Blueberrie> keep
<NovaFlash> it has about 7000 messages now in the DBmessages dir, and it takes 2 minutes to even open that dir, and I can't get all the files, because the connection breaks up before I got them all!
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about ARROW.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 1 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [================================] Keep = 88 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [====] Cut = 12 %
<SevGuru> um, less chat, more vote
<jc> keep
<NovaFlash> yodalike you do, sevguru
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about CAPTAIN 
<Majel>  "I'm trying to get enough points for 'CAPTAIN.'"
<SevGuru> keep
<TerrorTeen> keep
<Steamrover> cut
<PhantomChic> cut
<FLaszlo> keep
<Blueberrie> Huh?
<Blueberrie> cut
<littlestar> cut
<NovaFlash> bleep
<Blueberrie> Oh, wait.
<NovaFlash> keep
<TLE> cut
<jc> keep
<FLaszlo> oh by the way, hi everyone!
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about CAPTAIN.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Equal vote.".
<Majel>  [==================] Keep = 50 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==================] Cut = 50 %
<SevGuru> hi
<TerrorTeen> hi
<Blueberrie> hi
<Steamrover> hi
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about CODES 
<Majel>  "My command CODES let you cheat!!"
<littlestar> Hullo
<SevGuru> keep
<Blueberrie> cut
<NovaFlash> keep
<PhantomChic> cut
<littlestar> cut
<Steamrover> cut
<FLaszlo> cut
<jc> cut
<SevGuru> ouch
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about CODES.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [=========] Keep = 25 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [===========================] Cut = 75 %
<TerrorTeen> hi
<TerrorTeen> keep
<littlestar> Does he get a double-edged lightsevver also? (c;
<TerrorTeen> Whoops
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about PIPE 
<Majel>  "Just PIPE down and keep feeding those quarters!"
<SevGuru> keep
<NovaFlash> littlestar: exactly what I was thinking =]
<TerrorTeen> keep
<Steamrover> keep
<littlestar> Hehehe
<PhantomChic> keep
<littlestar> keep
<NovaFlash> keep
<FLaszlo> cut
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about PIPE.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 1 ~~ mutes: 5 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [===============================] Keep = 86 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [=====] Cut = 14 %
<TLE> keep
<Blueberrie> keep
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about PLAYSTATION 
<Majel>  "There's the comm station, the navigation station and now the PLAYSTATION."
<Blueberrie> keep
<littlestar> keep
<jc> keep
<SevGuru> cut
<PhantomChic> cut
<Steamrover> cut
<NovaFlash> cut
<FLaszlo> cut
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<NovaFlash> might not be funny anymore in a year or 2, because nobody'd remember what playstation is.
<DrJonasBashir> Back
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about PLAYSTATION.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 5 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [==============] Keep = 38 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [======================] Cut = 62 %
<NovaFlash> wb
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about USS 
<Majel>  "Remember, I served on the USS Nintendo."
<DrJonasBashir> Don't think so... who doesn't remember an Atari?
<SevGuru> keep
<TerrorTeen> keep
<FLaszlo> keep
<Steamrover> cut
<DrJonasBashir> neutral
<PhantomChic> I don't
<Blueberrie> Really?
<littlestar> keep
<jc> cut
<Blueberrie> keep
<PhantomChic> Always Nintendo
<PhantomChic> keep
<NovaFlash> hmm you got a point, drjonasbashir! (score: 1)
<SevGuru> hehe
<TLE> keep
<DrJonasBashir> Then you're a child, PC
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about USS.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [=========================] Keep = 70 %
<Majel>  [====] Neutral = 10 %
<Majel>  [=======] Cut = 20 %
<Blueberrie> Atari was one of the earliest home video game systems.
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about VIEWSCREEN 
<Majel>  "Can't let this huge VIEWSCREEN go to waste."
<SevGuru> cut
<NovaFlash> yep, and MSX2 is the best >=]
<PhantomChic> My parents thought video games rotted the brain.
<Steamrover> keep
<FLaszlo> keep
<DrJonasBashir> You studied your history lesson, BB
<PhantomChic> keep
<NovaFlash> keep
<Blueberrie> My dad used to write games for it.
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<PhantomChic> They were never allowed in my house.
<Blueberrie> keep
<DrJonasBashir> wow... a game pioneer
<NovaFlash> hehe, i'd like a (oh what is it?120 inch?) 120" monitor in my room!
<Blueberrie> Yep
<TerrorTeen> keep
<SevGuru> no kidding
<NovaFlash> yep indeed...
<jc> cut
<SevGuru> hell with the 120" screen, I want a holodeck!!
<NovaFlash> hehe
<Blueberrie> lol
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about VIEWSCREEN.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [============================] Keep = 78 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [========] Cut = 22 %
<NovaFlash> i still prefer a viewscreen
<Majel>  SevGuru requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  ARCADE [67%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  ARROW [89%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  CAPTAIN [50%, 1] "Equal vote."
<Majel>  PIPE [89%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  USS [70%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  VIEWSCREEN [78%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Blueberrie> Great. Now all yo need to do is go invent one...
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
<DrJonasBashir> Am I wrong, or they had to pinch the game code in cardboards?
<Blueberrie> You'd prefer a viewscreen to a holodeck?
<NovaFlash> because..when windows crashes, in a holodeck..well... see my point?
<SevGuru> vote4 uss
<DrJonasBashir> vote4 arrow
<TLE> vote4 pipe
<PhantomChic> vote4 arcade
<TerrorTeen> vote4 arcade
<Blueberrie> vote4 pipe
<Steamrover> vote4 viewscreen
<FLaszlo> vote4 viewscreen
<DrJonasBashir> vote4 arcade
<littlestar> vote4 arrow
<DrJonasBashir> change of heart
<NovaFlash> vote4 holodeck
<SevGuru> lol
<jc> vote4 pipe
<NovaFlash> vote4 viewscreen
<Blueberrie> Ah... A holodeck running on Windows. Scary thought.
<NovaFlash> Blueberrie: exactly my point =]
<Blueberrie> Would explain all the problems they have, though... =)
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  ARCADE scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  ARROW scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  PIPE scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  USS scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  VIEWSCREEN scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 11 Judges present: 13 High/Low: 3/1
<NovaFlash> lol
<PhantomChic> Don't give Bill Gates any ideas...
<Majel>  ARROW now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
<littlestar> Ah, smeg.
<SevGuru> heheh, USS just happened to be mine
<SevGuru> but I like pipe better than my own
<SevGuru> vote4 pipe
<Blueberrie> Ah...
<Majel>  USS now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
<jc> I like PIPE or ARCADE. Hmm, VIEWSCREEN isn't bad either. I think I'd go for PIPE though
<littlestar> Vote4 pipe
<NovaFlash> if windows would be running a holodeck...what would happen if you'd press ctrl+alt+del on a computer generated by the holodeck?
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  ARCADE scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  PIPE scored 5 vote(s).
<Majel>  VIEWSCREEN scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 11 Judges present: 13 High/Low: 5/0
<Blueberrie> lol
<NovaFlash> vote4 viewscreen?
<NovaFlash> oh woops
<NovaFlash> vote4 viewscreen
<SevGuru> I'd be inclined to go for pipe, it's hilarious :)
<TerrorTeen> What if the Holodeck hits a GPF?
<Steamrover> We lose more ensigns this way
<PhantomChic> vote4 pipe
<Blueberrie> Pipe is good. =)
<NovaFlash> tt: don't give windows any weird ideas!
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  ARCADE scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  PIPE scored 6 vote(s).
<Majel>  VIEWSCREEN scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 11 Judges present: 13 High/Low: 6/0
<SevGuru> ok, that's it. Pipe wins
<FLaszlo> ... except most of the world doesn't know what a quarter is.
<TerrorTeen> I liked arcade!
<Blueberrie> Really?
<Blueberrie> American coin.
<TerrorTeen> Bull
<NovaFlash> hehe, imagine the holodeck CRASHING.... you'd be lucky to survive a windows crash!
<TerrorTeen> 25 cents
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 152, please stand by.
<Majel>  Retrieval complete.
<Blueberrie> I think people would know what they are, een if they don't use them...
<Blueberrie> even
<Majel>  SevGuru requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  DOOR [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  ENTRY [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  LOCK [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  SLOP [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  SMELL [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  SOCKS [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  STEAL [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<NovaFlash> a quarter is very common in alot of languages
<Majel>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about DOOR 
<Majel>  "Too bad that DOOR opens outward....."
<PhantomChic> Odds are if they watch American shows, they know what a quarter is.
<SevGuru> keep
<Steamrover> keep
<Blueberrie> keep
<PhantomChic> cut
<NovaFlash> for example, in dutch, we have a "kwartje" which is kinda like quarter.
<littlestar> keep
<Blueberrie> This one kind of fits with the next strip...
<FLaszlo> keep
<SevGuru> yeah, and it's Pitsy too
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<TerrorTeen> keep
<jc> cut
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about DOOR.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [============================] Keep = 78 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [========] Cut = 22 %
<TLE> cut
<FLaszlo> well, in hungarian we don't have anything even close...
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about ENTRY 
<Majel>  "Yes! Throw my gym socks at every ENTRY point."
<SevGuru> cut
<NovaFlash> bonga PLOP!
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<NovaFlash> hi ferry!
<littlestar> cut
<jc> Anyone here not know what a quarter is? Speak up now or forever hold your peace
<TLE> hi
<Steamrover> cut
<TerrorTeen> keep
<jc> keep
<NovaFlash> my magic words worked! =]
<littlestar> Hullo, ferry!
<Blueberrie> cut
<Steamrover> i do
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<USS_ferryboat> punchline?
<Majel>  Well SevGuru, since you asked: the current punchline is ENTRY 
<Majel>  "Yes! Throw my gym socks at every ENTRY point."
<FLaszlo> keep
<USS_ferryboat> keep
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about ENTRY.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 5 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [====================] Keep = 56 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [================] Cut = 44 %
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about LOCK 
<Majel>  "You could try using the LOCK..."
<SevGuru> keep
<Blueberrie> keep
<Steamrover> keep
<TerrorTeen> keep
<littlestar> keep
<jc> keep
<NovaFlash> a quarter is one fourth of something, and in this case that is money, and since american/australian currency is referred to as a dollar it would seem logical to me it is a coin that is worth a quarter of a dollar. hmmm why am i typing this?
<USS_ferryboat> keep
<FLaszlo> keep
<PhantomChic> keep
<NovaFlash> keep
<SevGuru> dummy: boredom
<TerrorTeen> Beats me.
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about LOCK.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 10 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 0 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [====================================] Keep = 100 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [] Cut = 0 %
<littlestar> Sevspace.
<NovaFlash> sevguru: thanks =]
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<SevGuru> I think we have a winner ;)
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about SLOP 
<Majel>  "Invite them in for SLOP!"
<SevGuru> keep
<NovaFlash> neutral
<PhantomChic> cut
<littlestar> cut
<USS_ferryboat> keep
<NovaFlash> harharhar!
<littlestar> keep
<Blueberrie> keep
<DrJonasBashir> neutral
<FLaszlo> cut
<Steamrover> cut
<NovaFlash> ha, join the club, jonas =]
<NovaFlash> let's be fencesitters =]
<jc> cut
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about SLOP.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 2 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep for now.".
<Majel>  [==============] Keep = 40 %
<Majel>  [=======] Neutral = 20 %
<Majel>  [==============] Cut = 40 %
<USS_ferryboat> what the heck is the address for the final punchlines?
<Blueberrie> http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/sevtrek/punchlines.htm
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about SMELL 
<Majel>  "The SMELL in here is enough, don't ya think?!"
<Blueberrie> Bookmark it.
<NovaFlash> bonga plop
<SevGuru> keep
<Blueberrie> keep
<Steamrover> cut
<PhantomChic> keep
<jc> keep
<littlestar> cut
<FLaszlo> keep
<TerrorTeen> keep
<USS_ferryboat> keep
<Blueberrie> This is a funny bunch of punchlines...
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<NovaFlash> this is a funny punch of bunchlines?
<SevGuru> yes, it is
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about SMELL.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 8 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [=============================] Keep = 80 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [=======] Cut = 20 %
<DrJonasBashir> lolo
<Blueberrie> Definitely.
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about SOCKS 
<Majel>  "Hang Wayne's SOCKS over the doorway instead!"
<TerrorTeen> lolo?
<jc> Blue: it's nice when it's hard to pick a favourite cos you like em all! :-)
<SevGuru> keep
<jc> keep
<littlestar> keep
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<TerrorTeen> keep
<NovaFlash> eww
<FLaszlo> keep
<NovaFlash> keep
<Steamrover> cut
* Blueberrie drinks a bunchline punch
<PhantomChic> keep
<Blueberrie> cut
<Blueberrie> keep actually =)
<NovaFlash> does it taste good, blue?
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about SOCKS.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 9 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 1 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [================================] Keep = 90 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [====] Cut = 10 %
<USS_ferryboat> KEEP
<Blueberrie> It tastes... bunchy.
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about STEAL 
<Majel>  "Show them what there is to STEAL."
<SevGuru> cut
<littlestar> da ba dee da ba da
<jc> cut
<USS_ferryboat> cut
<NovaFlash> a punch sure feels like a kick...err
<FLaszlo> keep
<littlestar> keep
<TerrorTeen> keep
<Steamrover> keep
<NovaFlash> keep
<littlestar> cut
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<Blueberrie> Err... I mean, it bastes tunchy. I think... Wait... No. Yes. Umm?
<PhantomChic> cut
<Blueberrie> keep
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about STEAL.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [====================] Keep = 55 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [================] Cut = 45 %
<NovaFlash> cow i am nonfused!
<Majel>  SevGuru requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  DOOR [70%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  ENTRY [56%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  LOCK [100%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  SLOP [40%, 1] "Keep for now."
<Majel>  SMELL [80%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  SOCKS [91%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  STEAL [55%, 1] "Keep it!"
<TerrorTeen> Tupos
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
<Blueberrie> Oh, bull.
<NovaFlash> boh, ull?
<littlestar> Tupos are bull?
<Blueberrie> Yes. Yes they are.
<SevGuru> guess what, we didn't cut any
<Steamrover> vote4 lock
<NovaFlash> bupos are tull..hmm
<Blueberrie> vote4 door
<SevGuru> vote4 door
<TerrorTeen> vote4 door
<PhantomChic> vote4 lock
<NovaFlash> vote4 socks
<NovaFlash> socks is gross =]
<TerrorTeen> Supercalafragilisticexpialadocious
<littlestar> vote4 door
<USS_ferryboat> vote4 smell
<DrJonasBashir> vote4 lock
<FLaszlo> vote4 steal
<PhantomChic> TT: is that how it's spelled?
<Blueberrie> Grocks is soss...
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  DOOR scored 4 vote(s).
<Majel>  LOCK scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  SMELL scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  SOCKS scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  STEAL scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 10 Judges present: 14 High/Low: 4/1
<SevGuru> well now
<TerrorTeen> I don't think so.
<NovaFlash> lol =]
<NovaFlash> nell wow
* SevGuru rolls up his cutting sleeves
<Blueberrie> Huh.
<NovaFlash> slutting ceeves??
<Majel>  SMELL now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
<Majel>  SOCKS now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
<TerrorTeen> Nova!
<Majel>  STEAL now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
<Blueberrie> lol!
<NovaFlash> sorry, it was typed before i realized it
<jc> vote4 door
<SevGuru> vote4 lock
<USS_ferryboat> vote4 lock
<NovaFlash> sote4 docks
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  DOOR scored 4 vote(s).
<Majel>  LOCK scored 5 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 9 Judges present: 14 High/Low: 5/0
<DrJonasBashir> =]
<Blueberrie> Good one, Dummy. =)
<jc> Funny that. Personally, I didn't really like DOOR but when we were culling it, Wendy really liked it. I guess the sevilian vote has vindicated her
<Blueberrie> Ood gun?
<NovaFlash> vote4 door
<NovaFlash> =]]
<NovaFlash> don't shoot!
<Blueberrie> I dike loor!
<NovaFlash> err
<NovaFlash> shon't doot?
<Blueberrie> Err, like door.
<Blueberrie> I'm confusing myself...
<NovaFlash> oh i mot an icq gessage
<DrJonasBashir> I van dyke!
<SevGuru> gee, I wonder which one Wendy would pick then
<Blueberrie> Whom fro?
<Blueberrie> =)
<Blueberrie> QuevSeen?
<NovaFlash> =]
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 142, please stand by.
<Majel>  Retrieval complete.
<Blueberrie> =)
<NovaFlash> oh blop it stueberrie!
<Blueberrie> Soh, orry.
<Majel>  SevGuru requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  CHOSE [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  DOORWAYS [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  MISSION [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  PRELUDE [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  TICKED [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  UPSET [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
<USS_ferryboat> this is getting worse than tupos ate bell
<Blueberrie> =)
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about CHOSE 
<Majel>  "How Gandalf CHOSE who would go to Mordor..."
<NovaFlash> petrieving lunch rimes for competition 142, stease pland by.
<SevGuru> cut
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<Steamrover> keep
<DrJonasBashir> peek !
<Blueberrie> cut
<DrJonasBashir> I say, keep!
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<NovaFlash> keep
<littlestar> cut
<PhantomChic> nuetral
<USS_ferryboat> keep
<NovaFlash> neutral, not nuetral =]
<TerrorTeen> tupos, Phantom
<PhantomChic> neutral
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about CHOSE.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 2 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 5 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep for now.".
<Majel>  [==============] Keep = 38 %
<Majel>  [=========] Neutral = 25 %
<Majel>  [==============] Cut = 38 %
<PhantomChic> That wasn't a tupo, I can't spell
<jc> cut
<SevGuru> HGONG!
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about DOORWAYS 
<Majel>  "It's bad enough that I bump my head going through your DOORWAYS..."
<SevGuru> cut
<Blueberrie> Dummy, you lost your vote!
<NovaFlash> you span't cell?
<littlestar> keep
<USS_ferryboat> keep
<NovaFlash> blueberrie: oops
<Steamrover> cut
<TerrorTeen> keep
<Blueberrie> =)
<Blueberrie> keep
<NovaFlash> hmm
<DrJonasBashir> Dummy, you lost your braincell
<NovaFlash> keep
<PhantomChic> cut
<DrJonasBashir> The only one left
<TLE> cut
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about DOORWAYS.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [======================] Keep = 60 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==============] Cut = 40 %
<NovaFlash> i blost my raincell.. oh dear
<PhantomChic> sure
<USS_ferryboat> I'm freezing
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about MISSION 
<Majel>  "I see I found some volunteers for a MISSION."
<jc> keep
<Blueberrie> What a tough little braincell... Hanging on so long, all alone... *sniff*
<NovaFlash> interesting ferryboat. i am dying.
<Steamrover> keep
<TerrorTeen> keep
<jc> cut
<USS_ferryboat> cut
<Blueberrie> keep
<PhantomChic> keep
<littlestar> cut
<DrJonasBashir> keep
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<NovaFlash> nah, i have one active braincell..and a couple billion backups =]
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about MISSION.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 6 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [======================] Keep = 62 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==============] Cut = 38 %
*** Robot101 sets mode: +oooooo Blueberrie DrJonasBashir FLaszlo jc littlestar Majel
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about PRELUDE 
<Majel>  "PRELUDE to the Unfortunate Incident with the Fireworks"
<DrJonasBashir> =]]
<NovaFlash> ah cool ops are back =]
<TLE> brb
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<SevGuru> cut
<USS_ferryboat> keep
<jc> cut
<Blueberrie> Cool =)
<littlestar> cut
*** Robot101 sets mode: +oooooo Mark NovaFlash PhantomChic SevGuru Steamrover TerrorTeen
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about PRELUDE.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 9 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [==============] Keep = 40 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [======================] Cut = 60 %
<DrJonasBashir> I am proud of being an op... don't know why and when it happened but, oh well =]
*** Robot101 sets mode: +oo TLE USS_ferryboat
<NovaFlash> lol =]
<SevGuru> ...
<Blueberrie> It just happened.
<SevGuru> that was a little early
<Blueberrie> cut
<USS_ferryboat> I was an op once :{
<SevGuru> keep voting
<NovaFlash> cohn jook? =]
<Blueberrie> I don't get this one
<PhantomChic> cut
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about PRELUDE.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 7 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [===============] Keep = 43 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [=====================] Cut = 57 %
<SevGuru> any more?
<DrJonasBashir> FovaNash...
<USS_ferryboat> now we're all ops :P
<littlestar> Fova Nlash (c:
<Blueberrie> mudedmud...
<TLE> back
<littlestar> hehehehhehe
<DrJonasBashir> Sorry... FlovaNash
<Blueberrie> FlovaNash... Bridges?
<SevGuru> cmon, just 2 more punches, don't slack off now
<Blueberrie> I'm not slacking!
<DrJonasBashir> OK
<NovaFlash> Jr. Bones Dashit
<TerrorTeen> [punch]
<TerrorTeen> [punch]
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about TICKED 
<Majel>  "You're just TICKED off, Gandalf, because you were eliminated during the first round!"
<SevGuru> cut
<USS_ferryboat> keep
<TerrorTeen> keep
<PhantomChic> cut
<NovaFlash> and that's dash-it =]
<Steamrover> cut
<Blueberrie> cut
<NovaFlash> neutral
<jc> keep
<NovaFlash> lol!
<Blueberrie> A littke long...
<littlestar> keep
<NovaFlash> jonas: dash-it...da-shit =]
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about TICKED.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 5 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep for now.".
<Majel>  [================] Keep = 44 %
<Majel>  [====] Neutral = 11 %
<Majel>  [================] Cut = 44 %
<DrJonasBashir> ug
<PhantomChic> Not as long as the next one.
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about UPSET 
<Majel>  "Gandalf was not so much UPSET by the theft of his staff, as the fact that he had no chance in the competition."
<Blueberrie> E nis hot!
<NovaFlash> sorry, JB =]
<DrJonasBashir> =]
<SevGuru> keep
<USS_ferryboat> keep
<littlestar> keep
<Steamrover> cut
<NovaFlash> cut
<Blueberrie> cut
<Blueberrie> Ne is hot
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<PhantomChic> keep
<NovaFlash> blueberrie is hot??
<Blueberrie> Too long.
<Blueberrie> Loo tong.
<littlestar> ?!?
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about UPSET.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 6 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [======================] Keep = 62 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==============] Cut = 38 %
<NovaFlash> oh it said "NE" instead of "ME" =]
<Blueberrie> I am?
<Majel>  SevGuru requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  DOORWAYS [60%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  MISSION [62%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  TICKED [44%, 1] "Keep for now."
<Majel>  UPSET [62%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
<USS_ferryboat> I knew bb was hot
<Blueberrie> nee
<NovaFlash> [01:24] <Blueberrie> Ne is hot
<SevGuru> vote4 upset
<NovaFlash> vote4 doorways
<Blueberrie> Not quite sure how to take that one...
<DrJonasBashir> vote4 mission
<jc> vote4 UPSET
<USS_ferryboat> vote4 ticked
<NovaFlash> hey, i didn't say it =]
<Steamrover> vote4 mission
<Blueberrie> vote4 doorways
<littlestar> vote4 upset
<jc> upset is really clever - and works for LOTR fans and those who haven't read the book
<PhantomChic> vote4 upset
<NovaFlash> hmmmmmmmm good point
<NovaFlash> vote4 upset
<SevGuru> yep, upset is cool
<Blueberrie> True...
<NovaFlash> yep indeed...
<Blueberrie> Okay.
<Blueberrie> vote4 upset
<jc> MISSION is okay but non LOTR readers mightn't get it
<Blueberrie> Just a little long.
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  MISSION scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  TICKED scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  UPSET scored 6 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 9 Judges present: 14 High/Low: 6/1
<SevGuru> well, that's it
<littlestar> The Mantom Phenace (c: Hehehe.
<DrJonasBashir> it's clear
<SevGuru> Your winner is upset
<jc> Blue - long doesn't matter so much with Twist as I don't have to fit it in a speech bubble
<Blueberrie> I guess
<NovaFlash> stittlelar? =]
<SevGuru> Thank you, Majel. Now go away!
* Majel bows
*** Group(s) disabled
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  ===== The voting is now over! =====
Session Close: Fri Dec 10 19:21:25 1999