Session Start: Fri Jan 14 17:53:06 2000
* Logging #sevtrek to '#sevtrek.log'
<jc> rob - i dunno, can i?
<_8_of_12_> Morning, JC!
<jc> hi 8
<Robot101> jc: Type /msg NickServ help register
*** Majel changes topic to 'The Judging of Sev Wide Web Competition(s) number 149 is now in session! For more information on the judging sessions go to http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/sevtrek/judge.htm.'
<PABLO_22> mornig? there are 20 of clock!
<_8_of_12_> JC, did you get my order in the mail?
<jc> 8 - yes got it yesterday - will post it mon
<_8_of_12_> It was the right money amount then? Kewl.
<PABLO_22> well, we start with this?!?!?!
<e_of_PI> where do I type "register"?
<Robot101> If you want ops in the channel, register with nickserv and tell me!
<Robot101> you msg it to nickserv
<_8_of_12_> Patience, Pablo. You can't rush art.
<e_of_PI> Got it!
<PABLO_22> ok.... i´ll be patience jajajajaja
<jc> 8 - i didn't check but i'm sure you got it right :-)
<e_of_PI> John, why am I not surprised no punchline of mine made it?
<NintendoGuru> Aw, maaaaaan, the "You're dead, Gym" one got killed :/
<littlestar> It's dead, NG
* e_of_PI is getting his cheese to sickbay
<Robot101> jc, check message
<_8_of_12_> I suck at maths, but I think I did, JC. I redid it a few times. And I strained the creative juices trying to think of what to put on the prints!
* e_of_PI suggest: "We come in peace, you go in pieces"
<e_of_PI> John, we have a newbie, from Argentina, no less!
<PABLO_22> i am here!!! hi!!!!
<jc> welcome pablo! Have you read the finalist punchlines?
<littlestar> Hullo and welcome! (c:
<_8_of_12_> Hello Pablo.
<PABLO_22> hello 8
<_8_of_12_> JC: Did you have trouble tracking down that Pits one?
<PABLO_22> hello jc!!!
<PABLO_22> in a minute.. sorry.. i´m  newbie!!! jajajaj
<_8_of_12_> jajajajajaja
<e_of_PI> poopoopoopoopoopoo
<littlestar> Have the finalist punchlines been updated?
<jc> 8 - haven't got around to it yet. Haven't you looked through the archives?
<_8_of_12_> smeeeeeeeeeeeee
<e_of_PI> Yep.
<e_of_PI> SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!
<littlestar> DON'T poo in here! It messes up the furniture!
<e_of_PI> This is derived poo. Only add integral.
<_8_of_12_> JC: Yes I did, but I couldn't find it. They haven't been updated for a while.
<jc> ls - yes the finalists have been updated and are ready for judging!
<NintendoGuru> shall we start?
<_8_of_12_> ls - Guess what (Sarah) Jessie has this morning.
<littlestar> Why can't I see the updated version? Why, God, why??
<e_of_PI> So John, what are you doing for SevTrek next week? Naomi or space suits?
<littlestar> What?
<jc> 8 - you wanted the first comic Burger appeared in, right?
<_8_of_12_> No, the first one she appeared in in the Y3K saga!
<jc> e - still haven't decided yet... hmm, naomi or spacesuits... how about we vote at the end of the judging session! :-)
<_8_of_12_> Y2K, sorry!
<jc> 8 - oh, the one where she sticks her head in the door?
<e_of_PI> What do I care? I haven't see both of them!
<_8_of_12_> When the door has been boarded up. I won it a few weeks ago. Yep, thats it.
<_8_of_12_> littlestar: She has morning sickness :-/
<e_of_PI> All I saw was ensign. Wildman notify Jabeway she is pregnant...
<e_of_PI> 8, what have you done now?
<littlestar> What? She's not the "p" word E just used? (c:
<_8_of_12_> What does it sound like I've done!???
<e_of_PI> Are we going to have a new sevbaby?
<_8_of_12_> Looks it. And I'm 19.
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<e_of_PI> How come all the suicidal guys always get the girls?
<littlestar> Seriously???
<DrJonasBashir> Gooooooooooood Sev.
<littlestar> E, put a sock in it
*** e_of_PI sets mode: +o DrJonasBashir
* e_of_PI puts a sock in it. Tastes like Chia Rhino.
<Robot101> Has anyone registered their nick and now wants to be added to ChanServ?
<_8_of_12_> seriously. She keeps on running back and forth to the bathroom.
* littlestar checks calendar. It's not the first of April
<e_of_PI> I did, rob.
<littlestar> Is she okay?
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<littlestar> Are you okay?
<e_of_PI> Maybe she had few salmonelas?
<littlestar> Is anyone okay?
<_8_of_12_> She said she feels terrible!
*** e_of_PI sets mode: +o Agent-D
<Agent-D> thanks e, 
* e_of_PI will BRB
<littlestar> Ugh, I bet she does...
<Agent-D> hi everyone
<_8_of_12_> e of PI, I'm not suicidal anymore.
<DrJonasBashir> Thanks Puam! 
<_8_of_12_> Hello, D. I've got big news!
<e_of_PI> You shouldn't! Yopu have a new one to think about!
<Agent-D> you do 8?
<Agent-D> how big?
<_8_of_12_> Sarah's pregnant.
<Agent-D> ...
<_8_of_12_> Big enough. :)
<Agent-D> thats big
<PABLO_22> i seen the punchline now.
<Agent-D> congrats
<NintendoGuru> Shall we begin?
<_8_of_12_> I think she is. There's a large chance.
*** e_of_PI sets mode: +o Puam
<Agent-D> I'm still watign for the punchfile page to load but start with out
<_8_of_12_> Where's Muffy? She's on ICQ.
<NintendoGuru> k
<_8_of_12_> JC: I'll be seeing you in May.
<e_of_PI> Rob, did you add me?
<NintendoGuru> Chat in #SevChat or Majel will beat you with a stick
* e_of_PI thinks about the name 1/8 of 1/12
<Majel>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
<Majel>  NintendoGuru requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  AGAIN [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  ALL [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  BAD [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  ENSIGNS [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  FINALLY [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  OFF [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  RED [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Agent-D> ok, the page is loaded
<e_of_PI> Sevchat SUCKS!!!!!
<littlestar> Four of Twelve 
<jc> 8 - you'll be at fsf?
<_8_of_12_> Oooh. Behave, Majel! Behave!!!
<littlestar> Half of eight (c:
<Robot101> I added e_of_PI to the list, anyone else?
<Majel> "Don't make me get my stick!"
<e_of_PI> yeepee!!!
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*** NintendoGuru is now known as SevGuru
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about AGAIN 
<Majel>  "This makes me feel like an Ensign AGAIN."
<_8_of_12_> JC: If fsf is that convention with Ezri Dax, then yes.
<e_of_PI> keep
<SevGuru> cut
<_8_of_12_> keep
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<Agent-D> cut
<littlestar> List?
<PABLO_22> keep
<jc> keep
<littlestar> keep
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about AGAIN.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [===========================] Keep = 75 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [=========] Cut = 25 %
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about ALL 
<Majel>  "Kiss the girls -- ALL the girls."
<e_of_PI> I actallu thing "bridge on captain" is a nice punchline!
<SevGuru> cut
<_8_of_12_> keep
<e_of_PI> keep
<DrJonasBashir> cut
<PABLO_22> cut
<littlestar> keep
<littlestar> cut
<Agent-D> cut
<jc> keep
<_8_of_12_> e: Didn't like it much. A little tacky. Was that yours?
<littlestar> hehe
<e_of_PI> No.
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about ALL.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [==============] Keep = 38 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [======================] Cut = 62 %
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about BAD 
<Majel>  "I knew this red shirt was a BAD idea."
<SevGuru> cut
<_8_of_12_> I like mine: Smoke me a kipper. I'll be back for breakfast.
<_8_of_12_> cut
<Agent-D> keep
<e_of_PI> Mine was: "As wierd as it looks, En-Route, I am NOT you father"
<PABLO_22> keep
<e_of_PI> cut
<littlestar> keep
<jc> keep
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<_8_of_12_> That's a good one, e. :
<e_of_PI> Wendy doesn't seems to think that ;)
<Puam> hi everyone...
<littlestar> You submitted that, Eight? Hahahaha!!
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about BAD.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [=====================] Keep = 57 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [===============] Cut = 43 %
<_8_of_12_> No, she doesn't. :)
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<_8_of_12_> ls: It was in the best punchlines before the cutting.
<Puam> hi jc.. looking forward to meeting you... it's some hunderd miles away from here, but i'll be there
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<Majel>  SevGuru asks about ENSIGNS 
<Majel>  "Next time, bring some ENSIGNS."
<SevGuru> cut
<NovaFlash> hi!
*** e_of_PI sets mode: +o NovaFlash
<e_of_PI> cut
<_8_of_12_> cut
<littlestar> Didn't see it. But verrrry funny (c:
<NovaFlash> I JUST SAW THE 6TH SENSE!
<SevGuru> Puam: Two and a half hour drive :)
<PABLO_22> neutral
<Agent-D> cut
<littlestar> cut
<e_of_PI> Will anybody come to Israel for Armageddon Con?
<Puam> SevGuru, make that three and a half.. if you are lucky
<_8_of_12_> Hi, Nova! I went to bed about 4am after talking to you guys!
<e_of_PI> Nova: It was nice movie. Great twist.
<NovaFlash> P of I: not me =]
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<_8_of_12_> 6th sense is wierd!
<DrJonasBashir> NOVA!
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about ENSIGNS.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 1 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [=====] Keep = 14 %
<Majel>  [=====] Neutral = 14 %
<Majel>  [==========================] Cut = 71 %
<jc> puam - cool, hope its worth the trip! :-)
<littlestar> Ensign...anyone seen TLE in the past few days. I'm worried as anything...
<NovaFlash> indeed, O if P
<Puam> keep
<DrJonasBashir> Hi here from .ar
<jc> keep
* Majel taps her stick
<NovaFlash> hello jonas =]
<_8_of_12_> TLE's parents revoked his internet usage, ls.
* e_of_PI shouts: IT'S DEAD< JIM!
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about FINALLY 
<Majel>  "FINALLY... a good... reason... for... dramatic... pauses."
<SevGuru> cut
<e_of_PI> keep ...
<Agent-D> keep
<littlestar> Yeah, but the last time I spoke to him, they hadn't carried it out...looks like they might have.
<Puam> keep
<NovaFlash> I want to take this opportunity to congratulate Jonas with his birthday. And jonas...you can keep the cd's for nothing =]
<littlestar> cut
<jc> cut
<DrJonasBashir> Nice CDs...
* _8_of_12_ taps his trout. Go ahead, Majel. Make my day.
<DrJonasBashir> Nestor said "yummy!"
<Agent-D> I think we're all worried about TLE littlestar, especailly now that we can't tlak to him
<_8_of_12_> cut
<DrJonasBashir> nooo... I can't allow that. 
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<NovaFlash> yes, you can =]
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about FINALLY.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Equal vote.".
<Majel>  [==================] Keep = 50 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==================] Cut = 50 %
<NovaFlash> keep
<e_of_PI> #define §ev weird_funny_???
<SevGuru> any more votes?
<littlestar> It's weird...he's usually around somewhere online
<_8_of_12_> I think I know what the meaning of Sev is.
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about FINALLY.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [====================] Keep = 56 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [================] Cut = 44 %
<DrJonasBashir> Thank you! =]
<Robot101> Agent-D, DrJonasBashir, jc, _8_of_12_, please type '/msg NickServ register PASSWORD' but replace PASSWORD with a password. Then people can't steal your nick, and I you'll be opped in here automagically.
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about OFF 
<Majel>  "Get OFF my bridge!"
<SevGuru> keep
<DrJonasBashir> You good man Nova. We visit you someday with gift in hand
<Puam> keep
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<DrJonasBashir> this one rocks!
<NovaFlash> i'd like that very much, JB =]
<e_of_PI> keep
<NovaFlash> this one stones, indeed
<NovaFlash> keep
<DrJonasBashir> LOL!
<jc> cut
<_8_of_12_> keep
<Puam> DrJonasBashir: i already did... but i forgot the gift... (no, Johan, Karen was not the gift!)
<Agent-D> hmm, not liek that eh Rob?
<NovaFlash> (not that it is stoned..)
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about OFF.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 1 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [===============================] Keep = 86 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [=====] Cut = 14 %
<littlestar> I already have registered before, haven't I? It didn't work?
<e_of_PI> Automagically? Sounds like a job for the Great Wizzard!
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about RED 
<Majel>  "Never...should have...worn...RED..."
<SevGuru> cut
<Puam> keep
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<_8_of_12_> cut
<PABLO_22> cut
<littlestar> keep
<e_of_PI> cut
<DrJonasBashir> Karen... hmmm. Interesting. Oh, no, wait.
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<Agent-D> keep
<DrJonasBashir> Drat...
<jc> keep
<NovaFlash> Puam; i wasn't thinking what you thought i were thinking.. no..my thoughts are eviler
<Blueberrie> Oy...
<_8_of_12_> Nova!! Private window for a second!
<littlestar> Hi, Blue
<Agent-D> ah, BB, bout tiem you got here {{:)
<Blueberrie> How much have I missed?
*** e_of_PI sets mode: +o Blueberrie
<_8_of_12_> Hello BB
<NovaFlash> Hi bluey
<DrJonasBashir> Hiya BB
<Majel>  Well SevGuru, since you asked: the current punchline is RED 
<Majel>  "Never...should have...worn...RED..."
<Majel>  RED has the status: "Keep it!"
<e_of_PI> Erin, check the spelling of your nick
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about RED.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [====================] Keep = 56 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [================] Cut = 44 %
<Majel>  SevGuru requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  AGAIN [75%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  BAD [62%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  FINALLY [56%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  OFF [86%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  RED [56%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
<Blueberrie> The spelling?
<SevGuru> vote4 off
<DrJonasBashir> vote4 off
<Puam> vote4 red
<PABLO_22> vote4 off
<e_of_PI> vote4 again
<littlestar> vote4 red
<_8_of_12_> vote4 off
<DrJonasBashir> spelling SOK
<e_of_PI> Isn't it berry? Or am I wrong?
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<DrJonasBashir> may I say, 'sok!
<Blueberrie> That's on purpose!
<Agent-D> vote4 finally
<e_of_PI> Oh!
<Blueberrie> You never even noticed?
* e_of_PI dumb
<Cinga> Hi every1
<littlestar> Hi, Cinga
<SevGuru> heya cinga
<Blueberrie> I was Blueberry for about a month...
<Agent-D> hello Cinga
<Majel>  SevGuru requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  AGAIN [75%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  BAD [62%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  FINALLY [56%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  OFF [86%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  RED [56%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Blueberrie> I like it more this way
<SevGuru> please vote
* e_of_PI dumber
<NovaFlash> vote4 off
* DrJonasBashir dumbest
<Puam> vote4 red
<Blueberrie> vote4 off
<littlestar> Yeah, but every time I see the word "Blueberry" it looks wrong... (c:
<PABLO_22> vote4 red
<_8_of_12_> BB: I was S'Bara Keymar for months before 8 of 12.
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  AGAIN scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  FINALLY scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  OFF scored 5 vote(s).
<Majel>  RED scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 10 Judges present: 13 High/Low: 5/1
<Blueberrie> Yeah, I know. =)
<littlestar> vote4 red
* e_of_PI DUMMDUMMDUMM
<Blueberrie> Berry... That just doesn't look right
<SevGuru> settle with off?
*** Blueberrie sets mode: +o Cinga
<DrJonasBashir> strawberry... that has to be wrong
<DrJonasBashir> It should be... strawberrie
<littlestar> Exactly. It's berrIE. I told them, but they wouldn't listen.
<_8_of_12_> BB: It doesn't, no. Not after having the spelling you do for so long. 
<DrJonasBashir> =]
<Blueberrie> lol
<e_of_PI> raspberry... Only one man can raspberry me...
<Blueberrie> =)
* Majel whaps everyone with The Stick
* e_of_PI closes helmet
<e_of_PI> LONE STAR!!!
<Puam> jc, i want to nitpick the sevwars comic.... his hand never lets loose of the lightsevre
<SevGuru> Hey! Are we finished voting?
* _8_of_12_ attacks Majel with THE TROUT!!!
* littlestar takes Majel's stick and breaks it in half
<Blueberrie> Yes
* e_of_PI eats MAjel. Tastes like Chia Rhino.
<littlestar> Ouch. THAT is a nitpick!!
<Robot101> littlestar, you are registered, thats why I didn't say littlestar. =)
<Blueberrie> Go on, NG
* Agent-D pulls out a lightsabre and cuts off everyones ahnds
* _8_of_12_ warns Majel. Don't mess with me.
<SevGuru> okie
* Agent-D pulls out a lightsabre and cuts off everyones hands rather
<SevGuru> The winner is OFF
<littlestar> Ahhhh....
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 050, please stand by.
<Majel>  Retrieval complete.
<littlestar> Meesa stupid.
<Majel>  SevGuru requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  APPROACH [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  CARD [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  HURTS [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  NAILS [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  PIANO [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  SPARE [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  SPOIL [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
<Robot101> And nobody I /did/ say has registered.
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about APPROACH 
<Majel>  "I always prefered the "hands off" APPROACH."
* e_of_PI eats Agent-D lightsaber. Tasts like Chia Rhino.
<Cinga> keep
* Robot101 hops up and down
<Puam> neutral
<e_of_PI> cut
* Puam keeps Rob down...
<_8_of_12_> Robot: I registered!!!
<SevGuru> cut
<PABLO_22> neutral
<Blueberrie> cut
<littlestar> cut
<Agent-D> E, I don't want to know about your private life {{:)
<_8_of_12_> cut
<Robot101> Oh, I gave up once I reached jc =)
<DrJonasBashir> neutral
* e_of_PI : oh!!!
<_8_of_12_> Good one, Robot.
<Robot101> you didn't register _8_of_12_
<Robot101> [23:23] -NickServ- Nick _8_of_12_ isn't registered.
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about APPROACH.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 1 ~~ neutrals: 3 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [====] Keep = 11 %
<Majel>  [============] Neutral = 33 %
<Majel>  [====================] Cut = 56 %
<_8_of_12_> I think I Passworded it. Not the same as?
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about CARD 
<Majel>  "I'm still getting a Father's Day CARD right?"
<e_of_PI> Too many mutes.
<SevGuru> keep
<littlestar> cut
<e_of_PI> cut
<Puam> cut
<Robot101> you have to type /msg NickServ register PUT-YOUR-PASSWORD-HERE
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<Blueberrie> 8, maybe on teh other server?
<Blueberrie> cut
[Robot101:#sevtrek PING]
<Agent-D> keep
<Blueberrie> Ack! the
<littlestar> Teh? 
<NovaFlash> keep
<Cinga> cut
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about CARD.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [================] Keep = 44 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [====================] Cut = 56 %
<Blueberrie> Dave, look what you've done to me!
<littlestar> You turning into Agent-D?
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about HURTS 
<Majel>  "Son, this HURTS me more than it hurts you."
<jc> keep
<Agent-D> heheheh
<littlestar> keep
<e_of_PI> Tupos ate bell!
<e_of_PI> cut
<SevGuru> keep
<Puam> keep
<Agent-D> it's my secret evil plan
<Cinga> cut
<Agent-D> keep
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<littlestar> To do what?
<_8_of_12_> wcut
<_8_of_12_> cut
<Agent-D> guess
<Blueberrie> cut
<e_of_PI> Tupos will rule the world!!!
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about HURTS.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [======================] Keep = 60 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==============] Cut = 40 %
<littlestar> Tale over teh world? (c:
* e_of_PI wished TerroTeen was here...
<Blueberrie> Don't you mean, teh world? =)
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about NAILS 
<Majel>  "Now I've cut your NAILS for you. Time for a haircut!"
<jc> cut
<SevGuru> keep
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<Puam> cut
<Blueberrie> keep
<littlestar> cut
<e_of_PI> keep
<Agent-D> on a seperate note, does anyone find it rather apprioriate that we use teh word "cut" in this judging sesion so much? {{:)
<_8_of_12_> cut
<Cinga> keep
<Agent-D> keep
<e_of_PI> !!!!!!!!
<SevGuru> vut vut vut :P
<NovaFlash> hmm
<NovaFlash> i could say kut kut kut, but that's a different thing entirely
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about NAILS.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [======================] Keep = 60 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==============] Cut = 40 %
<littlestar> Sometimes JC uses "jeep" (c:
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about PIANO 
<Majel>  "All that money on PIANO lessons!"
<littlestar> hehehehehe
<_8_of_12_> Robot: It worked!!
<SevGuru> cut cut cut
<littlestar> keep
<e_of_PI> jeep
<Puam> cut
<e_of_PI> keep
<Blueberrie> Huh?
<NovaFlash> i like meep better =]
<e_of_PI> meep
<e_of_PI> beep
<NovaFlash> lol! =]
<Blueberrie> keep
<Cinga> keep
<e_of_PI> bleep
<e_of_PI> sheep
<NovaFlash> hey that's mine =]
<SevGuru> peep
<Agent-D> cut
<Robot101> _8_of_12_: ok, yo're on the list =)
<e_of_PI> poo
<Blueberrie> Uh oh...
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about PIANO.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 6 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [=====================] Keep = 57 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [===============] Cut = 43 %
<Robot101> NovaFlash, register your nick already. =)
<SevGuru> vote, people!
<Blueberrie> FOX is even nuttier than I thought!
<_8_of_12_> Robot: On your list? WHY??!! PLEASE DON"T KILL ME!!!
<littlestar> No poo. If you poo, you vacuum the channel carpet. Simple.
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<_8_of_12_> cut
<Robot101> no, the op list :P
<e_of_PI> PABLO has left the building!
*** e_of_PI is now known as e_of_POO
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about PIANO.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Equal vote.".
<Majel>  [==================] Keep = 50 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==================] Cut = 50 %
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about SPARE 
<Majel>  "Sorry son, but I need the SPARE parts!"
<SevGuru> keep
* littlestar hands Pee the vacuum
<e_of_POO> keep !
<Agent-D> who started this pooing thing off anyhow?
<NovaFlash> hm i wonder
<littlestar> cut
<jc> keep
<NovaFlash> am i registered? dunno..
<e_of_POO> Dolphin
<Blueberrie> keep
<Agent-D> keep
*** Blueberrie is now known as Pooberrie
<DrJonasBashir> keep
*** e_of_POO is now known as e_of_PI
<Pooberrie> =)
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<littlestar> hehe
<_8_of_12_> Jessie is really freaked out by this poo thing.
<e_of_PI> Hi TT!!!
<Pooberrie> Hmm...
<Puam> keep
<_8_of_12_> cut
*** Terror is now known as TT
<NovaFlash> robot101; do you have time to add me to the auto ops list, too, please? =]
*** Pooberrie is now known as Blueberrie
<littlestar> Hi, it's the tupo master! 
<Cinga> keep
<DrJonasBashir> pooh?
*** e_of_PI sets mode: +o TT
<Majel>  Well SevGuru, since you asked: the current punchline is SPARE 
<Majel>  "Sorry son, but I need the SPARE parts!"
<Majel>  SPARE has the status: "Keep it!"
<Agent-D> why would she be?
<Robot101> NovaFlash: now you've registered, you're added =)
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about SPARE.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 8 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [=============================] Keep = 80 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [=======] Cut = 20 %
<e_of_PI> She's the tupos creator. I'm the tupos master.
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about SPOIL 
<Majel>  "spare the lightserver, SPOIL the child"
<_8_of_12_> cut
<e_of_PI> keep
<TT> keep
<jc> keep
<SevGuru> cut
*** _8_of_12_ is now known as Jessie
<littlestar> cut
<Jessie> Hi everyone!!!
<e_of_PI> ????????????????
<Puam> keep
<littlestar> Hi, Jessie
<e_of_PI> How are you Jessie?
<Agent-D> cut
<TT> Hello!
<Agent-D> Hi Jessie
<littlestar> How are you feeling?
<e_of_PI> Feeling better?
<Jessie> A little sick!
<Blueberrie> keep
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<Agent-D> so it's all confirmed then, you are pregnant?
<Jessie> I think the worst is over for now, though!
<Majel>  SevGuru asks about SPOIL.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [======================] Keep = 60 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==============] Cut = 40 %
<NovaFlash> worst?
* e_of_PI eats Jessie bad feelings. Tastes like Chia Rhino.
<NovaFlash> worst means saucage in dutch =]
<Blueberrie> sausage
<e_of_PI> LOLOLOLOL!
<littlestar> The sausage is over? (c:
<Jessie> I don't know for sure, D. I haven't taken the test yet.
<Majel>  SevGuru requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  HURTS [60%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  NAILS [60%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  PIANO [50%, 1] "Equal vote."
<Majel>  SPARE [80%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  SPOIL [60%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Agent-D> oh well, good luck then
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
<NovaFlash> littlestar; well.. somehow, it fits..hmm in a weird way then
<Blueberrie> Everything means something in dutch!
<Blueberrie> esft'ijowhfweu9iofghwr94pa7efhue4wanrf38tgfesufh;asfouegv
<e_of_PI> vote4 spare
<Agent-D> just as well we haven't got anyone asking how it happend though {{:)
<littlestar> Test? Did you study?
<e_of_PI> Vote plaeseeede!
<SevGuru> Everyone vote
<jc> vote4 spoil
<Agent-D> vote4 hurts
<Cinga> vote4 spare
<Puam> vote4 spoil
<NovaFlash> vote4 spoil
<Agent-D> study to be a parent eh?
<TT> vote4 spoil
<Blueberrie> vote4 spoil
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<Jessie> vote4 hurts
<littlestar> vote4 spare
<DrJonasBashir> vote4 spoil
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  HURTS scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  SPARE scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  SPOIL scored 6 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 11 Judges present: 13 High/Low: 6/0
<SevGuru> well, that's final
<Blueberrie> Yep
<e_of_PI> Seems like Spoil have won...
<NovaFlash> yep indeed...
<e_of_PI> unyeepee
<SevGuru> Bathroom break :P
<NovaFlash> hehe
<Jessie> Alright. I'm putting 8 back on, I need to go to the bathroom as well.
<TerrorTeen> Guess it spoiled it for the people who voted for something else...
*** Jessie is now known as _8_of_12_
<SevGuru> dum you can load up the next one if you want, I have you on control
<littlestar> Okay, bye
<Agent-D> ok, bye Jessie
<_8_of_12_> Hello
<NovaFlash> gimme the number please =]
<e_of_PI> NOOOOOO! DUMMY IS IN CONTROL!!!!
<_8_of_12_> And there she goes. She's going to wear a groove in the floor.
<NovaFlash> hehe
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<littlestar> Oops.
<Blueberrie> Dummy is never in control!
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*** ChanServ sets mode: +o NovaFlash
<Agent-D> oh crap
<e_of_PI> The baby could crawl in the groove...
<NovaFlash> no crap
<NovaFlash> i had to rejoin
<Agent-D> sorry abotu the alnguage but...
<Blueberrie> I almost said Dunny again... oy.
<Agent-D> erm
<Agent-D> sorry about the typos
<TerrorTeen> lol
<e_of_PI> Oh my God! It's full of POO!
<TerrorTeen> Tupos!
<littlestar> hehe!
<Agent-D> yeuck
<NovaFlash> We'll have to wait for SevGuru; he didn't configure majel correctly
<e_of_PI> Tupos ate bell!
<_8_of_12_> Nova and Jonas: Closed the windows, I was getting too confused!
<NovaFlash> hehe
<e_of_PI> This MAjel is offline!
<NovaFlash> please try another unit =]
<_8_of_12_> So can we swear now and get away with it?
<e_of_PI> Tupos ate bell. Tastes like Chia Rhino.
<_8_of_12_> Whats for deal with Chia, e?
<NovaFlash> no, majel will kick your butt when she's out of control
<SevGuru> back
<Agent-D> Majel is always out of control
* Blueberrie is not sure she wants to know what Chia Rhino tastes like
<Robot101> Agent-D: register your nick or I will kill you!
<Blueberrie> Must be all planty...
* Robot101 pulls out a rusty paperclip
<_8_of_12_> I don't either, BB. That makes two of us!
<Robot101> With this!
<e_of_PI> Instead of 'tastes like chicken", in §evspace everything tastes like Chia Rhino- like GRASS!
<DrJonasBashir> nooo, Rob, taht's a deadly weapon
<Blueberrie> Eww...
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<Agent-D> Rob, I thought I had
<Blueberrie> I used to think milk tasted like grass...
* e_of_PI eats Rusty paperclip. Tastes like Chia Rhino.
<SevGuru> hmmm, NF's mask was a little different
*** littlestar sets mode: +o TT
<NovaFlash> yeah
<SevGuru> dum, I think it will work now
<TT> Thanx.
<NovaFlash> thanks to my isp, you see =]
<NovaFlash> ok
<NovaFlash> now do i take over or not? =]
<SevGuru> try now :)
<Majel> "testing the magic.."
<Cinga> Bluey: Milk doesn't taste like grass... it tastes like cow.
<Robot101> Agent-D: you're not registered
<Robot101> hurry up and do it =)
<SevGuru> cool
<Robot101> [23:39] -NickServ- Nick Agent-D isn't registered.
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<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 157, please stand by.
<Majel>  Retrieval complete.
*** TT is now known as TerrorTeen
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
<Majel>  NovaFlash requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  AGAIN [0%, 2] "Nominated."
<Majel>  ALREADY [0%, 2] "Nominated."
<Majel>  KICK [0%, 2] "Nominated."
<Majel>  MAYBE [0%, 2] "Nominated."
<Majel>  SHUTTING [0%, 2] "Nominated."
<Majel>  SPRAY [0%, 2] "Nominated."
<Majel>  TV [0%, 2] "Nominated."
<Robot101> And you Cinga, register or I'll paperclip you.
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about AGAIN 
<Majel>  "You mean we have to go through all that AGAIN?"
<e_of_PI> cut
<NovaFlash> yep =]
<SevGuru> keep
<jc> keep
<SevGuru> brb
<Puam> keep
<littlestar> cut
<Agent-D> Rob which window should I be doing it in?
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<Agent-D> cut
<NovaFlash> agent-d: in mirc
<e_of_PI> It's not a good idea to finish a saga with a question.
<NovaFlash> keep
<Robot101> Agent-D: any one, /msg NickServ register PASSWORD
<_8_of_12_> keep
<Blueberrie> cut
<littlestar> Anyone feel like singing something?
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about AGAIN.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [======================] Keep = 60 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==============] Cut = 40 %
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about ALREADY 
<Majel>  "Wow, and you've ALREADY you've ruined it!"
<Blueberrie> Aww, all the good ones are gone =(
<_8_of_12_> Well she's a brickhouse!
<NovaFlash> 8 of 12 might, littlestar =]
<Blueberrie> cut
<NovaFlash> as long as it's lion king! =]
<e_of_PI> cut
<Agent-D> ok Rob, tryign it right now, my next line will be to register
<Puam> cut
<littlestar> keep
<Agent-D> did that work?
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<Cinga> neutral
<SevGuru> keep
<e_of_PI> Berrie you can drive my car...
<NovaFlash> lol! =]
<Blueberrie> I can? Umm, okay, thanks...
<_8_of_12_> keep
<Robot101> No Agent-D, didn't work. Check your status window for a reply.
<TerrorTeen> keep
<NovaFlash> but don't crash it or the walls will be painted Blue... =]
<jc> keep
<e_of_PI> You think you've lost your rant...
* Blueberrie drives the car down the stairs
<Blueberrie> Whoops.
<e_of_PI> Well I read it yesterday
<NovaFlash> SPLAT! blue everywhere =]
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about ALREADY.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [======================] Keep = 60 %
<Majel>  [====] Neutral = 10 %
<Majel>  [===========] Cut = 30 %
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about KICK 
<Majel>  "And I'm about to KICK you into it!"
<_8_of_12_> dabadee
<Blueberrie> cut
<Agent-D> ok, that work Rob?
<e_of_PI> ...She's Muffy, yeah yeah yeah
<NovaFlash> dabadi
<littlestar> All I see is blue
<e_of_PI> keep
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<SevGuru> cut
<littlestar> cut
<jc> keep
<Blueberrie> da ba dee, da ba dai...
<NovaFlash> blue carwreck, yes, it was blue again
<Agent-D> and if BB crashes it, she'll ahve to be Blackberrie
<e_of_PI> With a Muff like that, you know you should be glad...
<_8_of_12_> cut
<NovaFlash> keep
<Cinga> keep
<TerrorTeen> keep
<_8_of_12_> We're all living in a yellow runabout!
<e_of_PI> With a Muff like that, you know you should be... glad...
<littlestar> "When I saw you for the first time"
<littlestar> "My knees began to quiver"
<NovaFlash> John, did i tell you i'm looking forward to thursday and friday? (when you come to holland =)
<e_of_PI> In the base where I was born
<_8_of_12_> On the planet where I was born there was a Klingon who wouldn't shout
<e_of_PI> Lived a Klingon that wouldn't shout
<NovaFlash> 8 of 12: lol!
<e_of_PI> Ant he told me of his life
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about KICK.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [======================] Keep = 60 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==============] Cut = 40 %
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about MAYBE 
<Majel>  "MAYBE in geek-years!"
<e_of_PI> In the land of runabouts
<Puam> cut
<_8_of_12_> In a fleet of runabouts
<Agent-D> row row row your boat
<_8_of_12_> cut
<SevGuru> cut
<e_of_PI> So we warped up to warp nine
<Blueberrie> Okay, now I have a problem with this punchline.
<jc> keep
<Puam> keep
<e_of_PI> cut
<littlestar> keep
<Cinga> cut
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<Agent-D> keep
<littlestar> I love it! Hehehe!
<e_of_PI> Inertial dumpers we did without
<Blueberrie> Since when does acknowledging a simple mathmatical fact make you a geek?
<e_of_PI> And we lived between the stars
<_8_of_12_> And I got a funny feeling (felling) in my kidneys and my liver (digestive system, baby!)
<e_of_PI> In a yellow Runabout...
<NovaFlash> oh behaaave!
<Blueberrie> 1+1000=1001. 1001+1000=2001. That makes me a geek?
<TerrorTeen> keep
<Blueberrie> cut
<e_of_PI> We all live in a yellow runabout
<Blueberrie> cut cut cut cut cut
<e_of_PI> Yellow Runabout
<e_of_PI> Yellow Runabout
<e_of_PI> We all live in a yellow runabout
<e_of_PI> Yellow Runabout
<e_of_PI> Yellow Runabout
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about MAYBE.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [====================] Keep = 55 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [================] Cut = 45 %
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about SHUTTING 
<Majel>  "How about SHUTTING up until then?"
<Blueberrie> I don't see anything remotely geeky about it!
<e_of_PI> keep
<Blueberrie> It's more like a lack of idiocy!
<littlestar> Ah, someone knows the song I'm singing!
<_8_of_12_> e: I probably shouldn't have started it.
<jc> cut
<NovaFlash> in the starfleet, yalalalalaaa, in the starfleet! (in the navy =)
<SevGuru> keep
<Agent-D> keep
<Blueberrie> cut
<Puam> keep
<_8_of_12_> cut
<Robot101> Agent-D: added you to the op list
<littlestar> keep
<NovaFlash> keep
<Blueberrie> And of course nobody ever listens to me...
<NovaFlash> robot101: now can i join too? =]
<Cinga> Bluey: A lack of idiocy is what nerddom is all about.
<Agent-D> sorry, say soemthing BB?
<e_of_PI> And our friends beamed all aboard
<_8_of_12_> My hands they started shaking (shaking) my heart began a pumping (boom boom BOOM!)
<e_of_PI> Many more of them have once been borg
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about SHUTTING.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [========================] Keep = 67 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [============] Cut = 33 %
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about SPRAY 
<Majel>  "Wayne - The bug SPRAY."
<_8_of_12_> My breakfast left my body (gooey gooey gooey)
<e_of_PI> And the band began to play...
<littlestar> My breakfast left my body (somewhat appropriate!!)
<Robot101> NovaFlash: I added you about 20 minutes ago =)
<TerrorTeen> keep
<Blueberrie> I'm not a geek, I just know how to add.
<NovaFlash> oh.. ok thanks =]
<e_of_PI> keep
<Blueberrie> cut
<Agent-D> spewy spewy spewy
<_8_of_12_> Not funny, ls. ;)
<littlestar> cut
<e_of_PI> We all live in a yellow runabout
<_8_of_12_> keep
<SevGuru> cut
<e_of_PI> Yellow Runabout
<e_of_PI> Yellow Runabout
<e_of_PI> We all live in a yellow runabout
<e_of_PI> Yellow Runabout
<jc> keep
<e_of_PI> Yellow Runabout
<Cinga> keep
<Agent-D> keep
<e_of_PI> So we lived a life of ease
<littlestar> Sorry. Can't help myself (c:  How is she at the moment?
<e_of_PI> Replicating us all that we need
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about SPRAY.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [========================] Keep = 67 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [============] Cut = 33 %
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<e_of_PI> Space of black without a doubt
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about TV 
<Majel>  "Sorry, Herm, but TV says we are!"
<Puam> cut
<SevGuru> cut
<littlestar> cut
<e_of_PI> In a yellow Runabout, yeepee!
<Agent-D> keep
<Cinga> neutral
<Blueberrie> CUT !
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<e_of_PI> keep
<_8_of_12_> ls: Shes better now.
<e_of_PI> We all live in a yellow runabout
<e_of_PI> Yellow Runabout
<e_of_PI> Yellow Runabout
<e_of_PI> We all live in a yellow runabout
<e_of_PI> Yellow Runabout
<e_of_PI> Yellow Runabout
<NovaFlash> hmm
<_8_of_12_> cut
<littlestar> good.
<NovaFlash> i like trance music more, people =]
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about TV.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [============] Keep = 33 %
<Majel>  [====] Neutral = 11 %
<Majel>  [====================] Cut = 56 %
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
<Majel>  NovaFlash requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  AGAIN [60%, 2] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  ALREADY [60%, 2] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  KICK [60%, 2] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  MAYBE [55%, 2] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  SHUTTING [67%, 2] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  SPRAY [70%, 2] "Keep it!"
<_8_of_12_> everyone: I apologise for getting e of PI started!
<_8_of_12_> vote4 spray
<SevGuru> trance music is cool
<Puam> vote4 shutting
<NovaFlash> to anyone that likes trance/dance.. get the eiffel 65 cd.
<e_of_PI> vote4 kick
* Puam loves trance
<TerrorTeen> vote4 already
<Cinga> vote4 spray
<Puam> nova: where?
<DrJonasBashir> vote4 maybe
<NovaFlash> i'm listening to various remixes of blue, now. and my console. etc
<Blueberrie> vote4 kick
<SevGuru> NovaFlash: I composed a triphop about a month ago
* _8_of_12_ doesn't know what trance is. Except a hypnotic state.
<Agent-D> vote4 spray
<NovaFlash> puam; i don't have the entire cd. just a few songs. in my sorted dir in my music dir on my ftp =]
* e_of_PI suggests the song "Blue" will be the official §ev song
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  ALREADY scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  KICK scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  MAYBE scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  SHUTTING scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  SPRAY scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 8 Judges present: 13 High/Low: 3/1
<littlestar> vote4 Maybe
<NovaFlash> e of pi; it already is
<NovaFlash> now we just need text for it =]
<Cinga> Trance, hip-hop, techno... what the heck, I prefer *music*.
<Blueberrie> Eiffel 65... They're the blue song people, aren't they?
<SevGuru> vote4 shutting
<NovaFlash> cinga; you like living on the edge, don't you? =]
<NovaFlash> blueberrie; RIGHT! =]
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  ALREADY scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  KICK scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  MAYBE scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  SHUTTING scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  SPRAY scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 10 Judges present: 13 High/Low: 3/1
<Blueberrie> Weird
<DrJonasBashir> eiffel 65, got it
<Majel>  ALREADY now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
<Agent-D> she's weird da ba deda {{:)
<NovaFlash> damn close results, you know..hmm
<e_of_PI> How about eiffel 47?
<Cinga> nova: what does that mean?
<_8_of_12_> eiffel 8of12
<NovaFlash> nova; it's a song. living on the edge. and also, you insulted my choice of music =]
<_8_of_12_> He's Borg dabadee dabada
<Blueberrie> Blue! Da ba dee, da ba di!
<NovaFlash> eiffel 1+2=3
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  KICK scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  MAYBE scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  SHUTTING scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  SPRAY scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 9 Judges present: 13 High/Low: 3/0
<littlestar> Eiffel over (c:
<NovaFlash> grm
<Cinga> I just stated my own taste, I didn't judge anyone's.
<e_of_PI> Vote you mutes!!!
<NovaFlash> vote4 kick
<jc> vote4 kick
<Cinga> You mean livin' on the edge by Aerosmith?
<NovaFlash> wow =]
<Blueberrie> Maybe actually got votes??
* _8_of_12_ cant speak!!!
<NovaFlash> cinga; yah
<Blueberrie> That punchline sucks!
* e_of_PI will BRB
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  KICK scored 4 vote(s).
<Majel>  MAYBE scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  SHUTTING scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  SPRAY scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 11 Judges present: 13 High/Low: 4/0
<Cinga> Cool song.
<Majel>  MAYBE now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
<Majel>  SHUTTING now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  KICK scored 4 vote(s).
<Majel>  SPRAY scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 7 Judges present: 13 High/Low: 4/0
<littlestar> Damn. 
<jc> vote4 spray
<NovaFlash> okay now we have two left...
<SevGuru> vote4 spray
<_8_of_12_> Did everyone see my picture on the DB? :)
<littlestar> vote4 kick
<Blueberrie> Whew.
<TerrorTeen> vote4 spray
<Blueberrie> No
<TerrorTeen> No.
<Agent-D> vote4 spray
<DrJonasBashir> vote4 kick
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  KICK scored 5 vote(s).
<Majel>  SPRAY scored 6 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 11 Judges present: 13 High/Low: 6/0
<Cinga> vote4 spray
<littlestar> Well, have a look!
<_8_of_12_> Have a look at it! It looks cool, IMHO
<e_of_PI> There's nothing like extracting nitrogen residues from your system.
<NovaFlash> hmm a winner?
<Agent-D> yeah * I saw it, whats it based on?
<Blueberrie> I need a new pic of myself...
<e_of_PI> 8, I didn't get it.
<_8_of_12_> 'The Mummy'
<Agent-D> ah
<Agent-D> it's your best I think
<e_of_PI> Oh!
<NovaFlash> 8 of 12: The Dummy, not the mummy
<_8_of_12_> Have you seen the last few episodes of DS9, e?
<Blueberrie> Hmm...
<TerrorTeen> lol, Dum!
<jc> i know wendy liked spray best so that wins!!
<NovaFlash> okidoki =]
<e_of_PI> Nope. Still waiting for seasson 6.
<Blueberrie> That one's not too bad...
<Cinga> Yay!
<littlestar> Anyone see the Austin Powers parody of the Mummy poster? That was a classic!
<_8_of_12_> I think it's my best as well. Looks great on the black desktop.
<NovaFlash> me sprays with paintbrush on the pits
<_8_of_12_> ls: No, where's that?
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 147, please stand by.
<Majel>  Retrieval complete.
<Majel>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about BEANS 
<Majel>  "I've been eating cold BEANS for a week.. for nothing!!"
<Blueberrie> hmmm...
<Agent-D> ls, not that I recall no, what did it look like?
<TerrorTeen> keep
<e_of_PI> cut
* Blueberrie looks for camera...
<_8_of_12_> cut
<Agent-D> keep#
<jc> keep
<Agent-D> keep
<littlestar> Err...it was in the papers here, a parody of the poster...
<SevGuru> cut
<littlestar> cut
<Agent-D> never saw it, 
<NovaFlash> cut
<Blueberrie> Ah hah.
<_8_of_12_> ls: Oh. I like mine better anyway. :)
<Cinga> cut
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about BEANS.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [============] Keep = 33 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [========================] Cut = 67 %
<Blueberrie> cut
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about CAN 
<Majel>  "Just as well. I forgot to bring a CAN opener."
<e_of_PI> MASH is starting here.
<NovaFlash> cut
<e_of_PI> keep !!!
<_8_of_12_> cut
<littlestar> keep
<jc> keep
<TerrorTeen> keep
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<Agent-D> keep
<Blueberrie> keep
<Cinga> keep
<NovaFlash> the last one should be the winner (Well, there's still hope for nuclear WAR!
<NovaFlash> at least, that's what i think =]
<Puam> gotta go.. bye everyone
*** Puam has quit IRC (Leaving)
<NovaFlash> aw
<littlestar> Bye
<NovaFlash> bye pu
<_8_of_12_> bye bye nice man!
<SevGuru> cut
<littlestar> Pooam?
<littlestar> Oops. I didn't say that...
<NovaFlash> byebye boogieman
<NovaFlash> littlestar; that's the way to say it
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about CAN.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 8 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [==========================] Keep = 73 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==========] Cut = 27 %
<littlestar> That was my evil twin...
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about COMPLIANT 
<Majel>  "Darn bug, wasn't COMPLIANT with itself!"
<NovaFlash> cut blarg
<littlestar> It is? I thought that was how you'd have to pronounce it...
<SevGuru> cut
<_8_of_12_> keep
<littlestar> cut
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<_8_of_12_> These punchlines are mostly terrible. Mostly.
<e_of_PI> keep
<Blueberrie> keep
<SevGuru> yeah...
<jc> keep
<Cinga> neutral
<TerrorTeen> keep
<SevGuru> I liked the one that went "They're just trying to get me to come out"
<_8_of_12_> Paranoid delusions!
<jc> 8 - admittedly, this Twist wasn't the easiest one to write for
<NovaFlash> well...eh.. for the english, that's the way to pronounce it. puam himself prefers dutch or belgiums to call him puu am..eh..how should i call that. the u is different. the u is not like in you (like in koehler) but more like a eey... ah i can't explain the u!
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about COMPLIANT.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [======================] Keep = 60 %
<Majel>  [====] Neutral = 10 %
<Majel>  [===========] Cut = 30 %
<Cinga> Guru: Yeah, that one's nice.
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about FIX 
<Majel>  "They weren't supposed to FIX it that fast!!"
<_8_of_12_> JC: True. Very true. I only submitted one punchline. 'It's moments like these you need Minties'
<SevGuru> cut
<_8_of_12_> keep
<e_of_PI> "The fact that you are paranoid doesn't mean you are not being chased"
<Agent-D> keep
<Cinga> Is it like ü?
<e_of_PI> cut
<Cinga> cut
<Blueberrie> cut
<TerrorTeen> keep
<NovaFlash> cinga; YOU know what it's like, but try to explain that with words..
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<NovaFlash> cut
<_8_of_12_> Please excuse me for one moment. The collective is calling me.
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about FIX.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [================] Keep = 44 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [====================] Cut = 56 %
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about GARAGE 
<Majel>  "I guess it's GARAGE sale time!!"
<Blueberrie> oy...
<littlestar> I see what you mean, the english pronunciation would be "Pew-am" which is ridiculous.
<NovaFlash> collective..oh boy.. =]
<TerrorTeen> keep
<SevGuru> cut
<littlestar> cut
<NovaFlash> littlestar, indeed.
<Cinga> Form you mouth as if you wanted to say "oo", as in Spoo. Instead, say "ee" as in Spree, without changing the configuration of your mouth.
<DrJonasBashir> cut
<e_of_PI> cut
<littlestar> Ah!
<NovaFlash> cinga; hm that's about right =]
* littlestar makes funny sounds. People in the room look at her stangely.
<NovaFlash> i've NEVER had people look stangely at me!
<NovaFlash> cut
<jc> cut
<Agent-D> cut
<Blueberrie> cut
<SevGuru> ¬_¬
<littlestar> Never??
<littlestar> You SURE?
* TerrorTeen looks at littlestar stangely
<NovaFlash> never. tss, i don't even know what stangely means!
<Agent-D> Yeah Dum one, I find that hard to beleive
<Cinga> keep
<NovaFlash> beleif is not everything =]
<Blueberrie> ...
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about GARAGE.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 8 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [=======] Keep = 20 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [=============================] Cut = 80 %
* littlestar looks at TerrorTeen and Dummy strangely.
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about NUCLEAR 
<Majel>  "Darn! Now it's back to waiting for a NUCLEAR holocaust."
<Cinga> Yeah, beleif is nothing. The word is belief. :)
<SevGuru> cut
<_8_of_12_> cut
<e_of_PI> keep
<_8_of_12_> back
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<littlestar> keep
<Cinga> keep
<NovaFlash> cut
<e_of_PI> Even though I'm not content with the use of "holocaust"
* TerrorTeen flashes a Janeway-style Skunk-eye at littlestar
<jc> cut
<TerrorTeen> keep
<Agent-D> keep
<NovaFlash> skunk eye? i can guess the meaning, but refresh my memory pleezz?
<_8_of_12_> Help me! Gah!
<Blueberrie> cut
* littlestar throws glass eyes at TT
<littlestar> Help you with what?
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about NUCLEAR.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [====================] Keep = 55 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [================] Cut = 45 %
<NovaFlash> what is it 8 of 13?
<TerrorTeen> A skunk-eye is like what Superman does.
<NovaFlash> is jessie puking on you? =]
<NovaFlash> skunk anansie =]
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about WAR 
<Majel>  "Well, there's still hope for nuclear WAR!"
<_8_of_12_> No she isn't! I've got an angry bird biting my fingers!
<NovaFlash> keep
<jc> cut
<NovaFlash> keep
<NovaFlash> keep
<littlestar> keep
<SevGuru> keep
<NovaFlash> hmmm i guess that's enough =]
<_8_of_12_> cut
<Agent-D> keep
<e_of_PI> keep
<NovaFlash> oh, you have a bird??
<_8_of_12_> Greystoke doesn't like the sound of the keyboard.
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<TerrorTeen> keep
* e_of_PI eats the bird. Tastes like Chia Rhino.
<_8_of_12_> Didn't you know about Greystoke, Nova?
<NovaFlash> is it an agapornis roseicollis?
<_8_of_12_> e, don't you eat him!
<NovaFlash> noo!
<Blueberrie> keep
<TerrorTeen> Graystoke is the name of my cat.
* NovaFlash hits e of pi, and pulls greystoke out of e of pi's head.
<NovaFlash> there
<_8_of_12_> TT: Is the name from Tarzan like mine is?
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about WAR.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 8 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [=============================] Keep = 80 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [=======] Cut = 20 %
<_8_of_12_> Thanks, Nova.
<DrJonasBashir> das Nova
* Agent-D suggest that e goes takes a cold shower
<_8_of_12_> Bad e. Naughty e. Make 8 of 12 cry.
<NovaFlash> das Nova? i'm male, not a thing =]
* e_of_PI eats NovaFlash. Tastes like showered Chia Rhino.
<NovaFlash> i have a pet bird too!
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  Casted votes: 0 Judges present: 12 High/Low: 0/0
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
<NovaFlash> uh..hm =]
<Majel>  NovaFlash requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  CAN [73%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  COMPLIANT [60%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  NUCLEAR [55%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  WAR [80%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Cinga> Nova: are the articles the same in Dutch? Das?
<e_of_PI> I have two pet birds. Taste like Chia Rhino.
<TerrorTeen> Yep. Graystoke used to be called Tiger, but he swung on curtains too much.
<NovaFlash> vote4 war
<e_of_PI> vote4 can
<NovaFlash> yep indeed...
<NovaFlash> lol =]
<Cinga> vote4 war
<NovaFlash> my bird likes to explore everything =]
<jc> vote4 can
<DrJonasBashir> vote4 nuclear
<littlestar> vote4 can
<SevGuru> vote4 can
<Cinga> I hate can.  :(
<NovaFlash> he is my documents trasher as well. i put a piece of paper in his cage and he folds it and he does this rattle-rattle-rattle thing and the paper falls in two halves. then, he folds it again..etc =]
<littlestar> Hehe, the shredder?
<NovaFlash> lol =]
<littlestar> He could be employed by the government
<NovaFlash> he's really sweet.. well.. if you forget for a moment that he bit my father once in the ear which caused it to bleed. that was the only time he ever bit at his hardest =]
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  CAN scored 4 vote(s).
<Majel>  NUCLEAR scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  WAR scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 7 Judges present: 12 High/Low: 4/1
<littlestar> In the ear??
<NovaFlash> ok, can can win
<NovaFlash> yeah =]
<NovaFlash> he was sitting on my father's shoulder while he was reading a paper
<NovaFlash> usually, he does that with me too, and then he tries to get attention by either nibbling at my earlobe (hmm ferengi?) or shouting really loud in my ear, making it ring
<littlestar> Your bird can read the paper? Wow, smart!
<littlestar> (c;
<NovaFlash> hehehe =] my dad probably didn't turn the page around fast enough, so he got angry..
* e_of_PI eats the paper. Tastes like Chia Rhino.
<Cinga> It probably only looks at the comics...
<NovaFlash> lol
<NovaFlash> i just love Arie...heh...that's his name.. 
<NovaFlash> uhmm the session is through, people?
<NovaFlash> usually, everone leaves now =]
<NovaFlash> 10 seconds later, the room is empty
<littlestar> Smeg!
<NovaFlash> ...
<NovaFlash> =]
<NovaFlash> Smeg? =]
<littlestar> Yeah, just saw the DB
<NovaFlash> is everyone laughing his guts out now because of that name? =]
<NovaFlash> oh?
* e_of_PI eats his guts. Tastes like Chia Rhino.
<NovaFlash> i changed something about the db. you'll never figure out unless you have EXTREMELY lightsensitive eyes
<jc> Can SevGuru email me the transcript please?
<NovaFlash> guuruuuuurururururuguuurruuu! =]
<DrJonasBashir> lala lalalaaaa
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<NovaFlash> you know.. i was like..thinking about make majel run 24/7 on this server, and go in "active" mode only when the correct password has been transmitted by one of the people that can control majel. like rik, me, sevguru, erwin..eh.. others?
<NintendoGuru> lemme get it off of Majel
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<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  ===== The voting is now over! =====
Session Close: Fri Jan 14 19:13:18 2000