Session Start: Sat Jan 22 01:04:07 2000
*** Now talking in #sevtrek
*** Topic is 'e of PI ate the judging session. Tastes like Chia Rhino.'
*** Set by e_of_PI on Sat Jan 22 00:15:22
* #sevtrek is being logged
<littlestar> Hehe
<Majel>  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 150, please stand by.
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*** e_of_PI sets mode: +o Majel
<littlestar> I can't talk.
*** e_of_PI sets mode: +o jc
<littlestar> Hi, John!
<e_of_PI> Hi John!
<Majel>  Retrieval complete.
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  ===== The TallyBot (v 2.3.095A) is alive!. =====
<Agent-D> Guy, Heres a URL you might be interested in http://blackadder.powertie.org/
<jc> i've just updated the finalists page!
*** Majel changes topic to 'The Judging of Sev Wide Web Competition(s) number 150 is now in session! For more information on the judging sessions go to http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/sevtrek/judge.htm.'
<jc> oh and hi :-)
<SevGuy> oh you did?
<rrik> "finally"
<SevGuy> Ok...
<Anji> Do you guys think I should go by Anji or Dolphin?
*** NintendoGuru sets mode: +o rrik
<NintendoGuru> §evutations, JC!
<e_of_PI> Dolphin!
<littlestar> What about Dolphanji?
<SevGuy> Ok, dave, you'll have to excuse me for a mintue
<rrik> pretty severe culling !
<Powerlord> Anjphin
<jc> ng - sevutations!
<Agent-D> thats ok Guy, jsut take a look when you get teh chance
<jc> rik - yes Wendy must have been in a bad mood this morning :-)
<TerrorTeen> teh?
<e_of_PI> Yeepee! I finally made a twist finalist!
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*** e_of_PI sets mode: +o Jessie
<rrik> it shows!
<Anji> hi!
<littlestar> Hi, Jessie!!
<e_of_PI> Hi Jessie? Feeling better?
*** Jessie is now known as _8_of_12_
<rrik> fate dictates every competition to be draws during THIS session :-(
<e_of_PI> This is a good week for twist... A finalist AND an idea!
<Dringe> how much time do we have?
<Puam> rrik, why?
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<_8_of_12_> Sorry, people. I hadn't changed it yet. :)
<Agent-D> Jesie, conside me to be completely in teh dark since I've been offlien for the past week, whats the nwes
<littlestar> Hey, TLE!!
<TLE> wow a lot of people
<rrik> Cos' Wendy is in a killing mood!
<TerrorTeen> My RealPlayer is flashing again
<rrik> draws go the sev queen
<Agent-D> Hey Josh, how you doing?
<TerrorTeen> I do not believe I just typed that.
<TLE> hi
<Dringe> brb
<_8_of_12_> D: I'm not pregnant, but sicksicksicksick
<Powerlord> TerrorTeen:  Why?  What you watch on RealPlayer is your business, not ours.
*** _8_of_12_ sets mode: +o TLE
<TLE> I'm alright
* WaRNiNG : Incoming Radiation Burst!!
<Agent-D> ah, well, sorry tohear that Jessi
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*** ChanServ sets mode: +o NovaFlash
<NovaFlash> GooD SeV aLL!!
<_8_of_12_> COVER!!!
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 150, please stand by.
<Majel>  Retrieval complete.
<rrik> BTW, John: I never got a chance to congratilate you on your pending visit over here!
* e_of_PI eatsd radiation burst. Tastes like Chia Rhino.
<NovaFlash> NARF1
<NovaFlash> bubble!
* Agent-D gets blown away by the flash
<rrik> cong!
<Agent-D> ARRRRGH!
<SevGuy> Good sev!
<e_of_PI> Good day dummy!
<_8_of_12_> Well of course, I'm not pregnant, that was Sarah typing that in.
<Majel>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
<_8_of_12_> NARFNARF!!
<Majel>  SevGuy requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  COMMAND [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  DECORATE [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  DISTRACTION [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  GLASSES [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  MORE [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  SHOW [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  SUFFER [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<jc> rik - thanx! Here's a scoop - Gaby and Wendy ARE coming with me to the Netherlands!
<Agent-D> somehting I wondered 8, why does she call herself Jessie?
<SevGuy> We'll start with Sev-Trek
<littlestar> Good morning, Eight (c:
<rrik> ?!?!?!!?
<DrJonasBashir> LOL!!!!!!!!!! I'm dying reading the PITS finalists... but the whole age of them, not the preselected ones.
<SevGuy> Cool, John
<NovaFlash> Hi Agent-D, DrJonasBashir, e_of_PI, jc, littlestar, Majel, NintendoGuru, Nique, Puam, rrik, SevGuy, TerrorTeen, TLE, _8_of_12_ and the other people I probably haven't met.
<rrik> That's quit a scoop!
<littlestar> Hi, Nova
<_8_of_12_> Hmm. I think some Lion King music is called for. Please excuse me.
<TLE> hey nova
<Majel>  SevGuy asks about COMMAND 
<Majel>  "You COMMAND a SevShip, I command attention."
<NintendoGuru> Good §ev!
<Anji> Oh, sorry, I'm Dolphin, for those who weren't here when I switch.
<e_of_PI> keep
<rrik> keep
<Puam> NovaFlash, you have met me!
<_8_of_12_> D: Read her bio, she explains it there.
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<Powerlord> cut
<Anji> cut
<Puam> cut
<_8_of_12_> cut
<littlestar> cut
<TLE> Uh, why Anji?
<SevGuy> cut
<Agent-D> 8, ok then
<Agent-D> cut
<DrJonasBashir> Hi Novaffffff......
<jc> rik - we decided to tour thru Europe after the con - could be our only chance to do so
<Dringe> cut
<rrik> JC: can you make a vacation out of this ? or is it hit, sign and run?
<jc> keep
<rrik> exciting news indeed!
<jc> rik - probably a 2 week vacation
<Majel>  SevGuy asks about COMMAND.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 8 ~~ mutes: 5 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [============] Keep = 33 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [========================] Cut = 67 %
<Puam> jc, dont forget Belgium :-)
<TerrorTeen> keeo
<NintendoGuru> cut
<NovaFlash> Puam; what are you talking about? I did greet you.
<Anji> It's a nickname given to me by Giz and Muffy, and it's the name of a S&G song... a HS friend called me Ang sometimes.
<Majel>  SevGuy asks about COMMAND.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 9 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [===========] Keep = 31 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [=========================] Cut = 69 %
<TLE> cut
<Puam> NovaFlash, i'll explain it later
<SevGuy> So many judges!!!
<TLE> ah
<jc> puam - we were probably thinking France, Swiss & UK as we have relatives there
<Majel>  SevGuy asks about DECORATE 
<Majel>  "I was told to DECORATE the set."
<_8_of_12_> Agreed. Big turn out and not a punchline of mine in sight!
<DrJonasBashir> Too much talking!!
<e_of_PI> You mutes, vote or be eaten!
<Puam> jc, you are missing the best part :-)))
<littlestar> Wow. Can I come too?
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<rrik> hmmm, Europe in two weeks. Sounds like a japanese holiday plan!
<Puam> keep
<TLE> cut
<rrik> keep
<Dringe> cut
<e_of_PI> keep
<NovaFlash> wow, a tour of europe, JC? "if this is belgium, then it must be wednesday" =]
<Agent-D> JC whose relatives specifficaly, your or hers?
<Nique> cut
<Powerlord> but
<Powerlord> cut
<Agent-D> keep
<NovaFlash> keep
<Anji> cut
<jc> rik - we've still to make the plans :-)
<littlestar> cut
<SevGuy> Wait a couple of months and go to the the European Football cup
<jc> we won't do all Europe
<Agent-D> tahts "soccer" to the Yanks
<NintendoGuru> cut
<jc> cut
<rrik>  lol: of course you're not!
<Anji> No duh!
<Puam> SevGuy, yeah we're hosting it :-) 
* littlestar wonders if she will fit in one of JC's suitcases...
<rrik> no way
<_8_of_12_> cut
<rrik> not in a lifetime
<TerrorTeen> keeo
<jc> sev - not a big football fan
<SevGuy> That's what I'ms saying...
<TerrorTeen> keep
<NovaFlash> littlestar: you can go on the wings of the airplane
<_8_of_12_> e: Can you come on ICQ for uno momento, I have a file for you.
<Puam> littlestar, try an exchange program with our philosophy department :-)
<SevGuy> Oh yeah, I'm sev now :)
<NintendoGuru> move the chatting to #SevChat
<Majel>  SevGuy asks about DECORATE.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 9 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [================] Keep = 44 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [====================] Cut = 56 %
<NovaFlash> narf bubble nintendoguru zoommaa!
<e_of_PI> SevChat sucks, and tastes nothing like Chia Rhino!
<Majel>  SevGuy asks about DISTRACTION 
<Majel>  "Sometimes DISTRACTION is the better part of valor!"
<Agent-D> keep
<e_of_PI> keep
<Dringe> cut
<Puam> neutral
<Powerlord> neutral
<TerrorTeen> keep
<NovaFlash> eep
<_8_of_12_> cut
<littlestar> cut
<NovaFlash> *ehum*
<NovaFlash> keep
<Anji> cut
<Nique> cut
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<rrik> Q: what was the original better part again?
<NovaFlash> eep is fun..
<TLE> cut
<littlestar> Wonder if there's seatbelts on the plane wings.
<jc> cut
<Agent-D> well, tehres a great big engien you can hold onto {{:)
* e_of_PI eats the plane wings. Tastes like Chia Rhino.
<NintendoGuru> cut
<rrik> neutral
<_8_of_12_> Ah, Lion King music! Love it!!
<TerrorTeen> There's...something on the wing...
<NovaFlash> Agent-D: make sure you stay on top, and not behind the engine.. (or in front of it)
<Agent-D> its.. very bright
<Powerlord> discretion  (sp?) is the better part of valor.
<Puam> _8_of_12_, trance music, i love it :-)
<rrik> it's a balancing clown, Johnny!
<NovaFlash> it's..a little...star?
<Majel>  SevGuy asks about DISTRACTION.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 3 ~~ cuts: 8 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [===========] Keep = 31 %
<Majel>  [=======] Neutral = 19 %
<Majel>  [==================] Cut = 50 %
<NintendoGuru> hah
<rrik> thanx Powerlord!
<_8_of_12_> Nononononnonono puam, Lion King!!!
* littlestar waves through plane windows
<NovaFlash> puam: that final year mix 99 4cd mix is cool eh?
<Anji> scuse me while I climb on my desk
* e_of_PI eats Anji's desk. Tastes like Chia Rhino.
<Puam> littlestar, try the luggage part... awfully popular for fugitives.. might wanna try the space where the wheels are in
<Anji> Also my fridge.
<Puam> NovaFlash, indeed, thx a lot
* TerrorTeen somehow drags a coffee pot the size of a silo into the JS.
<littlestar> Sounds...airy.
<Agent-D> littlestar, try the cockpit, even better, real popular with terroisist
* e_of_PI eats Anji's fridge. Tastes like Chia Rhino.
<littlestar> What about the wheels?
* e_of_PI drinks the coffee pot. Tastes like Chia Rhino.
*** rrik sets mode: -o rrik
*** e_of_PI sets mode: +o rrik
* TerrorTeen gets herself a coffee
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<littlestar> I'd make a baaaad terrorist.
<Anji> Okay, STOP it, e of POO
<DrJonasBashir> did I hear CD?
<NovaFlash> yes
<NovaFlash> 4cd mix
<NovaFlash> music; trance
<Gorbash> That sucks
<NovaFlash> the final year mix of 1999
<DrJonasBashir> hmmm
*** _8_of_12_ sets mode: +o Gorbash
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<TerrorTeen> Fell free to get yerselves a coffee or 47!
<rrik> are we still judging?
<NovaFlash> Gorbash: a vacuumcleaner sucks, the final year mix of 1999 rules (with centimeters)
<Anji> supposedly
*** Gorbash is now known as SevGuy
<SevGuy> Sorry
<NovaFlash> I don't know, could we see the next line please? I already voted, you see.
<Majel>  SevGuy asks about GLASSES 
<Majel>  "Captain, I think you need GLASSES."
<Puam> cut
<rrik> cut
<Anji> keep
<Agent-D> keep
<Powerlord> cut
<Dringe> neutral
<e_of_PI> cut
<NovaFlash> neutral
<jc> cut
<littlestar> keep
<TerrorTeen> keep
<Nique> cut
<NintendoGuru> rrik: people have decided to chat instead
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<_8_of_12_> cut
<TLE> cut
<NintendoGuru> keep
<rrik> ng: then maybe I should just go to bed instead
<Majel>  SevGuy asks about GLASSES.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 2 ~~ cuts: 8 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [==============] Keep = 38 %
<Majel>  [====] Neutral = 12 %
<Majel>  [==================] Cut = 50 %
<NovaFlash> I think of it this way; first the votes, then when there's time to waste by typing; I type! =]
<TerrorTeen> We chat and vote!
<Majel>  SevGuy asks about MORE 
<Majel>  "I sense this suit does MORE for crew morale..."
<NovaFlash> TT: indeed
<Powerlord> keep
<TerrorTeen> keep
<Dringe> cut
<rrik> keep
<NintendoGuru> keep
<littlestar> cut
<Agent-D> keep
<e_of_PI> keep
<jc> ng - just keep it moving along - if people miss out on the chance to vote, it's their fault
<Nique> keep
<NovaFlash> keep
<jc> keep
<Anji> cut
<rrik> hear hear
<_8_of_12_> Hmm. Sev Trek needs voices...
<NovaFlash> give the man a cigar and a blowtorch to light it with
<SevGuy> That's GBA, actually
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<jc> besides, we have so many judges today, we're bound to get enough votes :-)
<e_of_PI> I think we (finally) have a winner!
<Majel>  SevGuy asks about MORE.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 10 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [============================] Keep = 77 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [========] Cut = 23 %
<Puam> keep
<_8_of_12_> keep
<jc> 8 - yes. Do you do any TNG characters? :-)
<NovaFlash> Isn't there an opening for a Spook voice? =] Erwin once said I could do that =]
* e_of_PI eats a cigar and blowtorch. Tastes like Chia Rhino.
<TLE> cut
<Majel>  SevGuy asks about SHOW 
<Majel>  "I thought you said make it SHOW"
<jc> nova - no Spook, this is the X-Generation.
<e_of_PI> keep
<_8_of_12_> JC: I can do a pretty mean Riker.
<NovaFlash> keep
<Powerlord> keep
<Anji> cut
<littlestar> cut !
<Puam> NovaFlash should be the computervoice
<rrik> keep
<Agent-D> keep
<Nique> keep
<Dringe> cut
<TerrorTeen> I think I can do a pretty good No-Name Wildwoman...
<TerrorTeen> keep
<e_of_PI> JC, don't you need a mundane voice?
<SevGuy> I can do Gowron, John!
<Dringe> the computer should be called majel
<DrJonasBashir> cut
<NintendoGuru> cut
<Powerlord> hehe
<Puam> hey JohnCook, i have a beard like Riker... does that count too ? :-)
<DrJonasBashir> eeeh
<Puam> cut
<_8_of_12_> cut
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<TLE> keep
<NovaFlash> Gheh.. i can transform my voice into a female voice =]
<DrJonasBashir> ehhhmm
<DrJonasBashir> neutral
<SevGuy> Join me Worf....
<NovaFlash> I should work on that =]
<Agent-D> I can help you there Nove
<Majel>  SevGuy asks about SHOW.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 8 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [===================] Keep = 53 %
<Majel>  [===] Neutral = 7 %
<Majel>  [==============] Cut = 40 %
<Majel>  SevGuy asks about SUFFER 
<Majel>  "I sense that morale would SUFFER."
<NovaFlash> Agent-D: with what? castration? =]
<DrJonasBashir> I wouldn't like to hear that
<Powerlord> NovaFlash:  I can imitate a female voice without any fancy computer editing... although my SBLive would help. :P
* Agent-D kicks Novaflash inbetwen the legs
<NovaFlash> hmm
<rrik> cut
<Anji> cut
<TerrorTeen> keep
<NovaFlash> keep
<Nique> cut
<Powerlord> cut
<Dringe> John Cook - did you get the e-mail I just snet you?
<Agent-D> nope
<littlestar> keep
<Dringe> cut
<TLE> ow
<Anji> THAT had to hurt...
<TLE> cut
<e_of_PI> cut
<_8_of_12_> cut
<Agent-D> keep
<NovaFlash> Agent-D: high pitched: THANKS FOR THE TEMPORARY CASTRATION!!
<TLE> keep
<TLE> whoops :)
<jc> keep
<Anji> Whoa, deja vu.
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<Majel>  SevGuy asks about SUFFER.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Equal vote.".
<Majel>  [==================] Keep = 50 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==================] Cut = 50 %
<littlestar> Hehehe. #sevtrek's funniest home videos!
<NovaFlash> littlestar: ouchy!
<Anji> LOL littlePoo!
<NovaFlash> hmmmdebummeldum
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
<NovaFlash> bubblezarf
<jc> Puam - well, having a beard is a bonus but probably not too useful in helping do Riker's voice :-)
<Majel>  SevGuy requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  MORE [75%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  SHOW [53%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  SUFFER [50%, 1] "Equal vote."
<littlestar> It's littleSTAR, damnit!
<NintendoGuru> vote4 more
<Agent-D> hey, castration nothing, you want casteration, I'lll have to get a kknife
<e_of_PI> vote4 show
<TerrorTeen> Is there a sevname for Tasha Yar?
<Powerlord> vote4 show
* NovaFlash runs from Agent-D
<Puam> jc :-))) think of me when you do a real movie :-)
<TerrorTeen> vote4 show
<NovaFlash> vote4 show
<Nique> vote4 show
<Agent-D> vote4 show
<SevGuy> Yeah, dolphin, don't let us start the resistance again ;-)
<jc> vote4 show
<e_of_PI> Littlepoo, it's daMMit
<rrik> vote4 show
<Puam> vote4 more
<TLE> vote4 show
<Dringe> vote4 show
<NovaFlash> vote4 smore
<NovaFlash> ?
<Anji> vote4 more
<DrJonasBashir> vote4 more
<NovaFlash> vote4 more
<Agent-D> e, it's damNit
<SevGuy> vote4 show
<_8_of_12_> vote4 more
<littlestar> vote4suffer
<SevGuy> Show just rocks
<NintendoGuru> Show is a recycled punchline!!
<e_of_PI> It's DAMMIT!
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  MORE scored 6 vote(s).
<Majel>  SHOW scored 10 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 16 Judges present: 17 High/Low: 10/0
<e_of_PI> Damn, but DamMit
<littlestar> vote4 suffer
*** Puam is now known as Puam_away
<NovaFlash> NintendoGuru: are you saying recycled material is bad? =]
<rrik> ng: did the previous SHOW win?
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<Agent-D> e, look it up in the dictionary
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  MORE scored 6 vote(s).
<Majel>  SHOW scored 10 vote(s).
<Majel>  SUFFER scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 17 Judges present: 18 High/Low: 10/1
<_8_of_12_> NG IS RIGHT!!!
*** _8_of_12_ sets mode: +o Silver_Blade
<DrJonasBashir> Is it? Really???
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<TerrorTeen> Oh, boy!
<Majel> "Show wins!"
<NovaFlash> narf!
<NovaFlash> wins the show!
<DrJonasBashir> Stiop the voting! We want proves!
<e_of_PI> Make it win!
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<TerrorTeen> The results show...
<NovaFlash> I wanted more to win
<Powerlord> Hehehe
<NovaFlash> narfnarf
<littlestar> What? "Make it show"?? You're kidding!
<DrJonasBashir> Hold it Guy...
<TLE> how many are in here now?
<Majel> "Coming up next! Sev-Files, the sev is out there"
<Powerlord> <Majel> The coward SevGuy made me say that!
<NovaFlash> lol
<Powerlord> hehe
<Dringe> gtg.  cya
<Anji> bye
<TLE> 18...wow
<SevGuy> Well, that's too bad...
<_8_of_12_> JC: Have you sent away my Sev order?
<TLE> bye
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<e_of_PI> Why not It's a good punchline, even if a cliche!
<Agent-D> sexual equality is futile litlestar
<Anji> No..
<Majel> "SevGuy is a SevHead!"
<NovaFlash> dududududududu BATMAN!!...ehum
<Anji> Well, maybe.
<jc> Question - where was "make it show" used before?
<SevGuy> :)
<SevGuy> I love that
<Anji> OY.
<NovaFlash> JC: MAKE IT SNOW! =]
<littlestar> Sheesh. No offence to anyone, but this punchline is seriously lame...
<e_of_PI> John, when you do color prints of twist, can you put two twists in one page?
<SevGuy> JC, get on with it?
<Puam> yeah, i want snow
<Anji> It is, kind of...
<NovaFlash> JC: in the christmas cards, I think..
<rrik> there's no business like rehash business
<Anji> Anyhoo....
<Agent-D> it's oly lame to a woman, to us men, it's... well a differnt story
<DrJonasBashir> I've got Blue da ba dee da ba da! Thank you Nova!
<Majel> "Hellllo? Ok, going on...."
<TLE> no offense to anyone either, but most of them were lame to me
<TerrorTeen> That's rehashed!
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 051, please stand by.
<Majel>  Retrieval complete.
<NovaFlash> MORE!MORE	
<Anji> I agreee TLE
<NovaFlash> Jonas: no problem =]
<Majel>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
<e_of_PI> TT, tupos?
<Majel>  SevGuy requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  ALIEN [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  DO [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  GREEN [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  MASKS [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  NOT [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  PLANET [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  TAIWAN [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  ZIPPER [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<NintendoGuru> jc: Make it show was used in Picard's Haircut
<littlestar> Ah, this is a male thing....riiiiiiiiiiight. I understand perfectly. Not.
<Agent-D> No offense to JC, but I didn't liek the idea of this strip at all (Trois uniform that is)
<TerrorTeen> I dunno.
<jc> e - not usually if but if you want, just request it in the comments page and I'll "make it so"
<_8_of_12_> NG IS RIGHT.
<Majel> "We'll discuss "Make it show" later..."
<Majel>  SevGuy asks about ALIEN 
<Majel>  "Show me an ALIEN and I'll show you a removable mask."
<jc> AgentD - why not?
<NintendoGuru> keep
<Powerlord> Ok Majel, doll
<Anji> cut
<rrik> keep
<jc> keep
<e_of_PI> keep
<NovaFlash> show it makes, yoda says
<TLE> cut
<Powerlord> neutral
<_8_of_12_> cut
<Nique> cut
<littlestar> cut
<NovaFlash> cut
<Agent-D> I just didn't see how we weren't going to have some kind of probelm with the punchlines it got
<Silver_Blade> neutral
<NovaFlash> mesa not like dies
<Agent-D> keep
<Puam> cut
<_8_of_12_> JC: If you need a Yoda in the Sev Cartoon, I can do a really good one. :)
<NovaFlash> Yoda in trek? hmm odd? =]
<SevGuy> keep
<Puam> jc's quiqonn was really good too
<DrJonasBashir> cut
<_8_of_12_> Stranger things have happened.
<littlestar> I can impersonate...Picard's fish!
<SevGuy> vote first, chat later
<Anji> ANYHOO.
<Majel>  SevGuy asks about ALIEN.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 2 ~~ cuts: 8 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [==============] Keep = 38 %
<Majel>  [====] Neutral = 12 %
<Majel>  [==================] Cut = 50 %
<NovaFlash> littlestar: good!...won't that make the water boil?
<Majel>  SevGuy asks about DO 
<Majel>  "I DO believe. I just love to argue."
<Anji> keep
<NintendoGuru> cut
<_8_of_12_> keep
<NovaFlash> keep
<jc> 8 - Actually, I am doing a Sev Wars Ep 2 parody (if we get time) that WILL feature Yoda - however, Wally is doing all the voices for that :-(
<littlestar> Ouch.
<Nique> cut
<Puam> cut
<rrik> keep
<TLE> cut
<littlestar> keep
<SevGuy> I can impersonate Earl Grey
<TerrorTeen> I might be able to do Doyawanna...
<jc> keep
<SevGuy> cut
<TerrorTeen> keep
<e_of_PI> keep
<_8_of_12_> JC: I can do it better than him!
<DrJonasBashir> cut
<jc> Terrorteen - can you record your voice?
<jc> 8 - well, if you can record your voice, send it in and I'll consider it :-)
<SevGuy> Well, if you need Gowron! 
<Agent-D> keep
<Silver_Blade> cut
<TerrorTeen> JC: Yep!
<Majel>  SevGuy asks about DO.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 9 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [====================] Keep = 56 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [================] Cut = 44 %
<NovaFlash> yep indeed...
<NovaFlash> I can do a real good impersonation of worf when he's very angry (all he does is WHAAOORG!! AAARGH! YOU FOUL -beep-beep-!!)
<Majel>  SevGuy asks about GREEN 
<Majel>  "The only aliens I've seen have GREEN cards, not green skin."
<jc> 8 - can you record it?
<_8_of_12_> JC: I'll do it when I send in Riker and Geordi. :)
<Puam> anyone got some ideas on what to SAY for these auditions?
<NintendoGuru> keep
<jc> keep
<e_of_PI> cut
<rrik> cut
<Anji> keep
<Agent-D> cut
<Powerlord> cut
<jc> 8 - you do them too?
<littlestar> cut
<SevGuy> keep
<NovaFlash> keep
<Silver_Blade> cut
<NovaFlash> very smart punchline, this
<Nique> cut
<Puam> novaflash, no that's B.A.
<SevGuy> I agree
<Puam> keep
<SevGuy> Although as Mouldy says, it's grey
<NovaFlash> Puam: a famous quote of that person you're trying to impersonate
<TLE> keep
<Agent-D> come up with some typical lines that the character woudl say in the show
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<TerrorTeen> I do a dang good Doyawanna!
<_8_of_12_> JC: I can do Riker. (IMHO, of course). And as for Geordi, I can only try. The person I know who does the best Geordi is Sevquis.
<_8_of_12_> cut
<Majel>  SevGuy asks about GREEN.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 8 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 8 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Equal vote.".
<Majel>  [==================] Keep = 50 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==================] Cut = 50 %
<DrJonasBashir> B.A.??
<TLE> ack, equal vote?
<Puam> i dont have those quotes! anyone have a link?
<Majel>  SevGuy asks about MASKS 
<Majel>  "I do! Just not the ones wearing MASKS and rubber feet."
<jc> 8 - well, I eagerly look forward to hearing them!
<Powerlord> keep
<jc> keep
<NintendoGuru> cut
<e_of_PI> keep
<littlestar> keep
<SevGuy> TLE, what's wrong with equal vote?
<Nique> cut
*** Nique was kicked by NintendoGuru (You sound like a broken record!)
<TLE> keep
<_8_of_12_> cut
<SevGuy> cut
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<NintendoGuru> ack
<NintendoGuru> shit
<Anji> cut
<Agent-D> come up with some typical lines that the character woudl say in the show
<littlestar> What?
<Agent-D> whoops
<Powerlord> NG:  You might want to turn that off in here.
<Puam> neutral
<Agent-D> cut
<NovaFlash> Puam: well... you can think something up can't you? for example... Gaudy: captain, we have a problem with the warpcore (troubled voice) or whatever
<_8_of_12_> NOTE FOR EVERYONE: MY WEBSITE IS MOVING!!!
<Anji> it is?
<Silver_Blade> cut
* NintendoGuru slaps his script
<jc> nova - it doesn't matter what Gaudy says - just so I can hear the voice
<Anji> Be sure to let us know where you're moving it to!
<Majel>  SevGuy asks about MASKS.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep for now.".
<Majel>  [=================] Keep = 46 %
<Majel>  [===] Neutral = 8 %
<Majel>  [=================] Cut = 46 %
<Puam> well yeah, i guess im not into startrek anymore.. and since english is not my mother tongue..
* e_of_PI eats 8's website. Tastes like Chia Rhino.
<Powerlord> For Doyouwanna "I sense <emotion> from them" or "They are lying"
<NovaFlash> JC: can it be dutch? =-]
<SevGuy> voa, rik and terrorteen!
<SevGuy> NOVA
<Powerlord> For Heavily "50 CC's of <something>"
<NovaFlash> voa?
<rrik> scsi
<SevGuy> :)
<_8_of_12_> Thanks, e. All that hard work for nothing. For mathematical food.
<SevGuy> tupo
<NovaFlash> =]
<rrik> keep masks
<jc> nova - no, there's not much point in that :-)
<NovaFlash> SevGuy: what is it? =]
<SevGuy> You didn't vote!
<SevGuy> Oh well
<_8_of_12_> e: Come on ICQ for a second please?
<Puam> sevguy, carry on
<Majel>  SevGuy asks about NOT 
<Majel>  "Unlike yourself, my sense of realism was NOT abducted."
<Agent-D> Well, Nova, Nova is part of your name, but thats not important right now
<Powerlord> keep
<Anji> keep
<NintendoGuru> cut
<SevGuy> cut
<Agent-D> keep
<e_of_PI> keep
<TerrorTeen> keep
<rrik> cut
<littlestar> keep
<_8_of_12_> cut
<jc> cut
<NovaFlash> keep
<DrJonasBashir> they invented private chatting, ya knew?
<e_of_PI> I don't have ICQ installed now.
<littlestar> cut
<TLE> cut
<TLE> keep
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<TLE> misread that one at first
<TLE> lol
<_8_of_12_> e: You're on my list. :)
<Majel>  SevGuy asks about NOT.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 8 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [=====================] Keep = 57 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [===============] Cut = 43 %
<Silver_Blade> cut
<NovaFlash> Private chatting? Is that the thing people do when they like eachother and want to meet somewhere? =]
<Majel>  SevGuy asks about PLANET 
<Majel>  "I'm starting to think you're from another PLANET!"
<_8_of_12_> I'll post it on the DB for you later, e.
<e_of_PI> cut
<Powerlord> neutral
<Anji> cut
<_8_of_12_> cut
<Silver_Blade> cut
<DrJonasBashir> hehehehe
<SevGuy> cut
<e_of_PI> Thanx 8.
<Puam> cut
<DrJonasBashir> cut
<SevGuy> don't like this one at all
<Agent-D> keep
<rrik> keep : but only if the accent lies on "YOU ARE"
<NovaFlash> cut
<TerrorTeen> keep
<littlestar> keep
<jc> keep
<e_of_PI> I have an ICQ account but I don't use it anymore.
<NintendoGuru> cut
<NovaFlash> nah, it's too..... hmm okay it's just TOO! =]
<jc> seguy - actually this is my fav punchline :-)
<TLE> keep
<_8_of_12_> e: I read your thing about... hmm... the 'snake' just before it fell off the DB. You're a sicksick man.
<jc> rik - good idea, I would do that
<SevGuy> Well, what did u say recently john, funny is in the eye of the beholder!
<rrik> jc: thanx
<jc> sev - indeed!
<Majel>  SevGuy asks about PLANET.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 9 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [==============] Keep = 38 %
<Majel>  [==] Neutral = 6 %
<Majel>  [====================] Cut = 56 %
<NovaFlash> sev indeed =]
<SevGuy> no mutes!
<NovaFlash> hurray!
<rrik> jc: too bad!
<Majel>  SevGuy asks about TAIWAN 
<Majel>  "Your evidence is stamped "Made in TAIWAN""
<e_of_PI> keep
<rrik> keep
<Anji> cut
<_8_of_12_> keep
<Agent-D> keep
<NovaFlash> keep
<TerrorTeen> keep
<NovaFlash> lol!
<SevGuy> keep
<Powerlord> keep
<littlestar> keep
<SevGuy> now that's better! :)
<rrik> cheap line!
<Puam> keep
<DrJonasBashir> a miracle
<TerrorTeen> This one is probably the best!
<NovaFlash> this is a must for everyone (reading this punchline)
<Anji> Ok, I'm definitely in the minority here...
<NintendoGuru> keep
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<e_of_PI> For some reasson I believed Jessie was atacked by a snake, and that made her sick ;)
<Silver_Blade> keep
<jc> keep
<DrJonasBashir> this one is good...
<Anji> Ooh, low blow, low blow!
<TLE> keep
<Majel>  SevGuy asks about TAIWAN.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 15 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 1 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [==================================] Keep = 94 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==] Cut = 6 %
<NovaFlash> e_of_PI: where did you get that from?
<TLE> lol, good punchline I think
<SevGuy> no mutes again! wohooo
<NovaFlash> DrJonasBashir: indeed, it is extremely cool!
<Majel>  SevGuy asks about ZIPPER 
<Majel>  "It's not too convincing when you can see the ZIPPER."
<Agent-D> keep
<Powerlord> keep
<Silver_Blade> keep
<Puam> keep
<NovaFlash> SevGuy: yeah we're paying attention now! (cash)
<TerrorTeen> keep
<TLE> keep
<e_of_PI> And Dr. Chris. Sickness.
<_8_of_12_> e: Stop it now, you sick man!! :)
<NovaFlash> keep
<e_of_PI> keep
<_8_of_12_> cut
<rrik> cut: too long
<littlestar> keep
<SevGuy> keep
<Anji> cut
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<NovaFlash> _8_of_12_: I agree completely...is jessie fit enough to kick e of pi's ass? =]
<DrJonasBashir> ooff
<Majel>  SevGuy asks about ZIPPER.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 11 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [============================] Keep = 79 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [========] Cut = 21 %
* e_of_PI eats many things that tastes like Chia Ehino. Sickness may be a byproduct.
<_8_of_12_> Nova: Not really, but she'd make a good attempt!
<Anji> No, POO is a byproduct!
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
<TerrorTeen> Ehino?
<Puam> l
<Majel>  SevGuy requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  DO [56%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  GREEN [50%, 1] "Equal vote."
<Majel>  MASKS [50%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  NOT [53%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  TAIWAN [94%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  ZIPPER [79%, 1] "Keep it!"
<_8_of_12_> JC: Did you send my Sev order yet?
<Anji> Who's the Chia Ehino?
<SevGuy> vote4 taiwan
<Agent-D> Jessie fist in e's face, eys, if there ever is a Sev convention I think that might be forseeable {{:)
<e_of_PI> vote4 taiwan
<NintendoGuru> vote4 taiwan
<Anji> vote4 do
<Agent-D> vote4 zipper
<littlestar> Hmm. Sevilian Gladiators. Cool.
<Powerlord> vote4 taiwan
<TLE> vote4 taiwan
<Puam> vote4 green
<DrJonasBashir> vote4 taiwan
<_8_of_12_> vote4 taiwan
<jc> vote4 taiwan
<NovaFlash> vote4 taiwan
* NovaFlash love taiwan
<littlestar> vote4 zipper
<TerrorTeen> vote4 taiwan
<rrik> vote4 taiwan
* e_of_PI believes Taiwan's a winner
<TerrorTeen> The Chia Ehino is a Tupo!
* NovaFlash is made in taiwan
<Anji> Okay, I'm in an EXTREME minority on this one.
<SevGuy> We all love Taiwan! Great country...
* Silver_Blade sends nova plane ticket
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  DO scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  GREEN scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  TAIWAN scored 11 vote(s).
<Majel>  ZIPPER scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 15 Judges present: 16 High/Low: 11/1
* _8_of_12_ is taiwan. You love me, do you Nova? Awwwwww.
<Anji> No, it's a tupoo!
<Silver_Blade> vote4taiwan
* e_of_PI eats Taiwan. Tastes like Chia Rhino.
<NovaFlash> gee thanks, Silver_Blade!!
<SevGuy> Close one here
<e_of_PI> Tupoos ate bell. Tastes like Chia Rhino.
<SevGuy> Better get the SevQueen
<Silver_Blade> no worries!
<NovaFlash> yeah, difficult to decide, sevguy
<Majel> "Taiwan wins!"
<NovaFlash> but.. I think "green" wins, though
<NovaFlash> =]
<DrJonasBashir> defnitely, the winner is from Taiwan today
<Majel> "The continuing saga of the Pits, coming next!"
* littlestar will shoot the next person (ie. E of Pi to eat something that tastes like Chia...)
<Anji> ANYHOO.
<NovaFlash> Taiwanese bubba's
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 158, please stand by.
<Majel>  Retrieval complete.
<DrJonasBashir> No... "Do" wins. I swear!
* NovaFlash eats littlestar.....tastes like winegums
* e_of_PI sings: And all the sevlies say I'm pretty fly for a SevGuy
<Majel>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
<_8_of_12_> SNARF!
<Majel>  SevGuy requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  AVON [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  BEATING [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  KISS [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  MAKER [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  ORDER [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  ROOM [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  WISH [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<NovaFlash> LOL! =]
<littlestar> I do??
<rrik> I am going to sleep now
<NovaFlash> littlestar: yeah, you do
<Majel>  SevGuy asks about AVON 
<Majel>  "Herman, AVON calling!"
<SevGuy> Night Rik!
* Agent-D eats littlestar, gets a burnt mouth
* Anji eats littlestar's gun. Tastes like Chia Rhino.
<rrik> jc: I'dlove to hear more about your vacation [lans
<NovaFlash> rrik: goodnight, and...serious dreams =] (AAAH!!)
<Anji> cut
<rrik> plans
* littlestar eats a bit of herself. Ugh.
<Puam> neutral
<littlestar> keep
<rrik> bye for now
<Powerlord> neutra;
<Agent-D> keep
<DrJonasBashir> JC: It must have been difficult to select punchlines for Pits this week, huh?
<Powerlord> neutral
<DrJonasBashir> keep !
<Silver_Blade> cut
<NintendoGuru> cut
<_8_of_12_> DO WE HAVE TO RESORT TO CANIBALISM HERE!??? BE CIVILISED!!
<NovaFlash> neutral
<_8_of_12_> cut
<SevGuy> neutral
<NovaFlash> dunno... hmm
<SevGuy> Don't understand this one
<DrJonasBashir> (dunno if you can put "Avon" on a newspaper, but the pun is great)
<e_of_PI> I think I had a nice punchline that just wouldn't fit for the "Herman..." structure.
<NovaFlash> No, it's just plain food. no cannibalism here. I am nonhuman, I eat star!
<Majel>  SevGuy asks about AVON.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 4 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 5 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [==========] Keep = 27 %
<Majel>  [=============] Neutral = 36 %
<Majel>  [=============] Cut = 36 %
* TerrorTeen eats Herman. Tastes like coffee!!!!!!
<e_of_PI> Be Sevilized!!!
<SevGuy> Ick
<Agent-D> we're not tlaking about canibalism, but I somehow doubt certain people would think the "eating" was PG rated
* NovaFlash eats #sevtrek...tastes like winegums
<DrJonasBashir> Avon is a door-to-door cosmethic and parfum selling system
<Silver_Blade> are we allowed to ask about jonas' baby or is that considered chat because i wouldn't want to chat or anything during a judging session especially since this is my first one and all you know.
<SevGuy> Ok, this one is a goner
<Majel>  SevGuy asks about BEATING 
<Majel>  "Herman, there's a severe BEATING waiting at the door."
<Anji> keep
<NintendoGuru> keep
<Anji> I loved this one.
<littlestar> keep
<Puam> cut
<Silver_Blade> neutral
<Powerlord> keep
<e_of_PI> keep
<TerrorTeen> keep
<TerrorTeen> I like
<SevGuy> neutral
<Agent-D> keep
<_8_of_12_> keep
<NovaFlash> So, does your baby get through high-school already, Jonas? =]
* e_of_PI says Wayne should respond: "At the living room, kissing her"
<jc> rik - I'll let you know as soon as I know - I'll probably mention stuff on the DB
<NovaFlash> keep
<TLE> keep
<NovaFlash> eep
*** _8_of_12_ is now known as Jessie
<NovaFlash> Hi Jessie!
<e_of_PI> Hi Jessie!
<NovaFlash> copy copy =]
<e_of_PI> Punch me.
<SevGuy> 8 has transformed
<Jessie> Finally got him away for a while! Hi everyone!!
<NovaFlash> Punch
<littlestar> Hullo (c:
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<Majel>  SevGuy asks about BEATING.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 10 ~~ neutrals: 2 ~~ cuts: 1 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [============================] Keep = 77 %
<Majel>  [=====] Neutral = 15 %
<Majel>  [===] Cut = 8 %
<e_of_PI> Not you, Jessie!
<TLE> hi
* TerrorTeen eats modem. Tastes like coffee!!!!!!
<NovaFlash> Helloooo Jazzzy!
<Majel>  SevGuy asks about KISS 
<Majel>  "Herman, I hope that KISS came with health insurance!"
<e_of_PI> cut
* NovaFlash eats 8 of 12...tastes like winegums
<Puam> cut
<SevGuy> keep
<littlestar> cut
<Agent-D> cut
<Anji> cut
<Jessie> Jazzy?
<SevGuy> although doesn't sound like waybe
<NovaFlash> cut
<SevGuy> wayne
<NintendoGuru> cut
<Jessie> keep
<NovaFlash> =]
* Powerlord morecffe.wav [29002 bytes] <Neelix> Oh, you look like a man who could use more coffee. - Mplay 1.51
<NovaFlash> Haven't you read the DB yet? =]
<jc> keep
<DrJonasBashir> eeeh, it's the fist time you're here and you're ALREADY talking about my baby? =]
<DrJonasBashir> first, I mean. Tupos...
<DrJonasBashir> cut
<DrJonasBashir> ah, craig...
<DrJonasBashir> Whois is great indeed
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<Powerlord> keep
<Anji> Will you guys quit eating things? It's annoying.
<Silver_Blade> neutral
<Anji> I'm getting some weird lag, you guys.
<e_of_PI> So how can we produce POO???
<Anji> Can someone ping me?
<SevGuy> I'm not that hungry
<Majel>  SevGuy asks about KISS.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [============] Keep = 33 %
<Majel>  [===] Neutral = 8 %
<Majel>  [=====================] Cut = 58 %
<NovaFlash> Sorry anji....but i'm so hungry... I'm a vampire! I need winegums to survive!
<TLE> cut
<Majel>  SevGuy asks about MAKER 
<Majel>  "Herman, time to meet your MAKER."
<Agent-D> erm, e, you should know THAT by now
<e_of_PI> 3 seconds, Anji
<Anji> Oy. Thanks.
<NintendoGuru> cut
<NovaFlash> anji: 45289987 hours of lag.
<SevGuy> cut
<Agent-D> keep
<SevGuy> lol
<Powerlord> cut
<Puam> keep
<NovaFlash> keep
<Anji> That means you're lagging too then, e.
<e_of_PI> cut
<Silver_Blade> keep
<Anji> cut
<littlestar> cut
<jc> keep
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<TerrorTeen> And I'm a caffiene addict! If I don't have caffiene, I turn into a freak yelling out...um, I'll tell you later.
<e_of_PI> No, I'm fine.
<TerrorTeen> Hi, Doc!
<TLE> cut
<DrJonasBashir> back
<littlestar> Yes, this is last week's judging session.
<SevGuy> lots of judges with one chatroom... problematic. but cool.
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<DrJonasBashir> punchline plea?
<e_of_PI> Is that punchline means Herman will meet JC????????????
<littlestar> That's how bad the lag is.
<sbara> Okay, need to boot Jessie.
<SevGuy> last year!
<Powerlord> TerrorTeen:  Oh, you look like a person who could use more coffee! :P
<Majel>  SevGuy asks about MAKER.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [===============] Keep = 42 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [=====================] Cut = 58 %
<SevGuy> but we're hving all the comps, so it doesn't make sense
<Anji> Oh, and I'll say it once again for anyone who missed it: I'm Dolphin, but right now I'm calling myself Anji.
<jc> e - lol, clever
<SevGuy> vote people!
* TerrorTeen drinks coffee. Tastes like coffee!!!!!!
<Majel>  SevGuy asks about ORDER 
<Majel>  "Herman, did you ORDER a pummeling?"
<e_of_PI> Thanks.
<e_of_PI> cut
<littlestar> keep
* NovaFlash answers to dolphin 56937495837 hours in advance due to lag: ooooh hi dolphin! =]
<sbara> cut
<Puam> trace
<Agent-D> keep
<NovaFlash> cut
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<DrJonasBashir> cut
* Powerlord drunk.wav [56944 bytes] <Riker> You're drunk. <Troi> I am not! <Riker> Yes, you are. - Mplay 1.51
<NovaFlash> aw!
* TerrorTeen eats plummeling. Tastes like coffee!!!!!!
<TerrorTeen> keep
<Silver_Blade> keep
<Powerlord> keep
<NovaFlash> pLummeling?
<Anji> keep
<NovaFlash> =]
<e_of_PI> pummeling does not appear in e's vocabulary.
* Puam eats keyboard...... could use more salt
<NintendoGuru> keep
*** sbara is now known as Jessie
<jc> keep
<TLE> keep
<SevGuy> Sevqi would have had a blast out of some of these pucnhlines :)
<NovaFlash> Puam: get salt. put on keyboard.
<Jessie> Okay, sorry about that people. The uni access dumped me.
<littlestar> Uh oh. It's spelled Sevquis...
*** e_of_PI sets mode: +o Jessie
<Jessie> Thanks, e.
<Anji> Dammit, will you guys quit eating everything?
*** e_of_PI sets mode: +o DrJonasBashir
<SevGuy> It was changed...
<TerrorTeen> Whoops!
<SevGuy> wasn't it?
<SevGuy> It got divided
* TerrorTeen eats everything. Tastes like coffee!!!!!!
<Majel>  SevGuy asks about ORDER.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 9 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [=========================] Keep = 69 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [===========] Cut = 31 %
<Majel>  SevGuy asks about ROOM 
<Majel>  "Herman, can I have your ROOM?"
<Jessie> SilverBlade: 8 wants to know what you think of 'Sphere'
* e_of_PI eats everything else, Tastes like Chia Rhino.
<TerrorTeen> keep
<Puam> keep
<NovaFlash> SPHERE IS COOOOOL
<littlestar> keep
<TLE> ugh
<Powerlord> neutral
<NovaFlash> keep
<TLE> cut
<e_of_PI> cut
<Agent-D> keep
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<Silver_Blade> keep
<Anji> hm
* TerrorTeen eats Chia Rhino. Tastes like coffee!!!!!!
<Jessie> keep
<Anji> keep
<SevGuy> keep
<littlestar> TLE, you can't vote "ugh" (c:
<e_of_PI> I couldn't stay awake during the movie. The book is just great.
<NovaFlash> It's the sphere that drives us. It's the sphere that brought you here...eh.. I mean...well =]
<SevGuy> Wayne would probsbly be happy in his own room, though :)
<TLE> I meant about the people eating things again
<NintendoGuru> cut
<Anji> can someone ping me again?
<Anji> this dang thing keeps freezing up on me.
* e_of_PI eats coffee. Tastes like Chia Rhino.
<NovaFlash> e_of_PI: I loved both
<Agent-D> what does Chi think of all these peple trying to eat her?
<TerrorTeen> I knew you'd do that, e!
<NovaFlash> anji: 6 seconds ping. and one hour lag.
<Jessie> e: 8 remade the poster with Borg spheres. He even put himself in it. That's what he wanted to send you on ICQ
<Anji> um
<SevGuy> I figured out the letters thing on myself when I read the book on the moment they showed the letters... I did it
<Silver_Blade> nah, everyone thinks someone else has the best room. it's the first law of flatting.
<Majel>  SevGuy asks about ROOM.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 10 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [==========================] Keep = 71 %
<Majel>  [===] Neutral = 7 %
<Majel>  [========] Cut = 21 %
<e_of_PI> Anji, 7 secinds
<Agent-D> hey extra space for his "stuff"
<Jessie> Silver: AGREED!!!
<Anji> Dang lag.
<Majel>  SevGuy asks about WISH 
<Majel>  "Hey Herman, your death WISH has arrived!"
<TerrorTeen> keep
<Anji> um
<SevGuy> Lots of stuff he has...
<e_of_PI> Oh!
<Puam> cut
<littlestar> cut
<Anji> 'cut
<Anji> cut
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<Powerlord> keep
<SevGuy> cut
<TLE> cut
<Silver_Blade> is that jessie THE jessie?
<NovaFlash> keep
<e_of_PI> keep
<jc> cut
<Jessie> THE Jessie as in Sarah Mist, Craig.
<Silver_Blade> neutral
<NovaFlash> Dear Jessie - Rollergirl.. (cool dance/trance song)
<Agent-D> keep
<Anji> um
<NovaFlash> Jessie: THE sarah mist?
<NintendoGuru> cut
<Jessie> cut
<Majel>  SevGuy asks about WISH.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 8 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [==============] Keep = 40 %
<Majel>  [===] Neutral = 7 %
<Majel>  [===================] Cut = 53 %
<Anji> the reason I keep saying that is so I quit lagging
<TLE> hmm
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
<Jessie> THE SARAH MIST, YES, YOU GET THE CONCEPT!!!
<Anji> um
<Majel>  SevGuy requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  BEATING [77%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  ORDER [69%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  ROOM [71%, 1] "Keep it!"
* e_of_PI is hearing Barry white: "Youre my first, my last, my everything..."
<SevGuy> vote4 room
<NovaFlash> vote4 pineapple
<Anji> vote4 beating
<DrJonasBashir> vote4 room
<NovaFlash> oh, that one's not in here..hmm
* TerrorTeen eats Barry White. Tastes like coffee!!!!!!
<Jessie> e: Is MASH on yet? :)
<Powerlord> vote4 beating
<NintendoGuru> I like dance and trance :)_
<Puam> vote4 room
<littlestar> Not THE Sarah Mist? (is strangled by Jessie)
<NovaFlash> vote4 bill clinton
<SevGuy> pineapple :)
<Powerlord> vote3 icecream
<TerrorTeen> vote4 beating
<NovaFlash> hmmm odd
<littlestar> vote4 beating
<Silver_Blade> vote4room
<Agent-D> vote4 room
<Jessie> bote4 beating
<e_of_PI> vote4 beating
<Puam> vote4 me!
<TLE> vote4 room
<NovaFlash> vote4 room
<jc> vote beatig
* DrJonasBashir tosses a pineapple to NovaFlash
<jc> vote beating
<e_of_PI> In half and out, Guy.
<Anji> um
<NintendoGuru> vote4 beating
* TerrorTeen votes for Puam
<SevGuy> vote4 Sadam Hussen
* NovaFlash picks it up and takes pin out of it
<Puam> jc, wrong vote!
* Jessie would bash ls if she had the strength
<e_of_PI> /me eats pineapple. Tastes like Chia Rhino.
<TerrorTeen> vote4 Chia Rhino!
<Majel>  SevGuy asks about WISH.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 8 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [==============] Keep = 40 %
<Majel>  [===] Neutral = 7 %
<Majel>  [===================] Cut = 53 %
<NovaFlash> e_of_PI: that pineapple is about to explode
<Puam> novaflash, give that pin here!
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  BEATING scored 6 vote(s).
<Majel>  ROOM scored 6 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 12 Judges present: 15 High/Low: 6/0
* littlestar bashes herself for Jessie (c:
* Powerlord eats Chia Rhino... tastes like Pineapple
* NovaFlash gives pin to Puam
* Puam runs
<Anji> um
<jc> hmm, tough one, shall I ask the sevqueen?
<SevGuy> boom boom boom boom, get the SevQueen to the room
<Anji> oh boy
* e_of_PI explodes. BRB.
* TerrorTeen eats pineapple. Tastes like coffee!!!!!!
<Puam> yeah, get our queen in here!
<Jessie> Oooh. I'm going back to bed, I've been sitting up to long. I defer to my Borg companion.
<Puam> sevguy, lol!
<TLE> I go for a minute and people go and beat eachother up
* Powerlord rolls out the red carpet
*** Jessie is now known as _8_of_12_
<Silver_Blade> ok, definitely not THE jessie, but the OTHER jessie. =8^}
<SevGuy> :) thanks puam
<Powerlord> Oh wait, borgs don't care about carpets
<NovaFlash> narf!
<DrJonasBashir> you're the voice of law and order here,TLE
<TerrorTeen> Jessie, jessie, pick a jessie!
<TLE> I'm not
<_8_of_12_> Hi, it's me.
* e_of_PI is back, Tastes like Chia Rhino.
<TLE> I was just making an observatiom :)
<NovaFlash> well, it's voting, Gum, but not as we know it.
<NovaFlash> Gum? ..nhmm =]
<littlestar> You're not THE Eight of Twelve, are you?
<TLE>  an observation even
<NovaFlash> an observation: wolf 359? =]
<littlestar> hehehe!
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<_8_of_12_> I was reading all that, give it up!!!
<Majel> "BEATING beats room.... ROOM beats beating.....what will it be? What will it be?"
* TerrorTeen eats e_of_PI. Tastes like coffee!!!!!!
<e_of_PI> I AM the e of PI. The irrational borg with the stainless steel stomach.
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  BEATING scored 5 vote(s).
<Majel>  ROOM scored 6 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 11 Judges present: 14 High/Low: 6/0
<_8_of_12_> Craig: Is there more than one Jessie on the DB?
<DrJonasBashir> lolo...
<SevGuy> Ha?
<TerrorTeen> Dang. I need more iron in my diet, not steel!
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  BEATING scored 5 vote(s).
<Majel>  ROOM scored 6 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 11 Judges present: 14 High/Low: 6/0
<e_of_PI> Steel IS iron.
<NovaFlash> TerrorTeen: iron made?
<Silver_Blade> must be 47 jessies by now
<NovaFlash> Dear Jessie - Rollergirl..meet her at the judgeparade..eh..? =]
<_8_of_12_> Craig: Not as far as I'm concerned. There's only one. :)
<DrJonasBashir> that's because you ATE iron, but you ate carbon too... and you must have an enourmous core temperature there...
* TerrorTeen eats steel. Tastes like coffee!!!!!!
<Majel> "Ground control to Major John....."
* NovaFlash eats text...tastes like text.
<jc> Wendy chooses... BEATING
<Silver_Blade> that was THE jessie i was thinking of ;}
<jc> Let's move on to Twist
<NovaFlash> SCOTTY! BEAT ME UP!
<Puam> "i love it when a plan comes together"
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  Retrieving punch lines for Competition 148, please stand by.
<Majel>  Retrieval complete.
<Silver_Blade> jc: so does wendy LIKE beating?
<e_of_PI> Yeepee!
* DrJonasBashir eats myself... tastes like me.
<Majel> "Twist then!"
<TerrorTeen> I love it even more when it doesn't!
<_8_of_12_> Wendy is both wise and smart then.
<Majel>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
<Majel>  SevGuy requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  ARMCHAIR [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  BUCKS [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  CHIP [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  CLICHED [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  EYES [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  GARDEN [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  PEEL [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  PLANT [0%, 1] "Nominated."
<Majel>  ROOTS [0%, 1] "Nominated."
* Powerlord puts a TWISTer mat on the floor
<Majel>  SevGuy asks about ARMCHAIR 
<Majel>  "Whoever heard of an ARMCHAIR potato?"
<DrJonasBashir> yes, she likes beating HIM
<e_of_PI> cut
* TerrorTeen shuts up. Will be a mute for Twist
<Agent-D> cut
<_8_of_12_> keep
<Powerlord> neutral
<NintendoGuru> ...
<SevGuy> Bad Jonas!
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<jc> keep
<Puam> jonas, go stand in the corner!
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<SevGuy> keep
<DrJonasBashir> old wife-husband joke, sorry =]
<Puam> neutral
<Anji> IRC MUST DIE!@!!!
<e_of_PI> Twist, Dolphin.
<Anji> Yeah, I guessed as much.
<littlestar> keep
<Silver_Blade> keep
<DrJonasBashir> arf, arf, arf..
<NovaFlash> NNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!! I have to go. Gotta fix something downstairs (ARGH! why do I always insist on knowing so much about electrical stuff!)
* DrJonasBashir goes to teh corner
<_8_of_12_> Anyone want to belt out a Lion King tune? :)
<TLE> cut
<SevGuy> This whole strp is not totally comprehensible to me
<TLE> keep
<SevGuy> Akuna Matata!
<Puam> now where's my bed?
<Silver_Blade> sevguy: why?
*** NovaFlash is now known as Electro-CUTE
<DrJonasBashir> heheehe... be smart enough, show yourself stupid enough
<SevGuy> Dunno, I'm not familiar with this
<Electro-CUTE> good plan
<e_of_PI> JC, you post quickly...
<_8_of_12_> Actually, it's Lion King II. The soundtrack is better than the first.
<Majel>  SevGuy asks about ARMCHAIR.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 2 ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [=======================] Keep = 64 %
<Majel>  [======] Neutral = 18 %
<Majel>  [======] Cut = 18 %
*** e_of_PI sets mode: +o Anji
<NintendoGuru> cut
<Silver_Blade> sevg: do you get "couch potato"?
<Majel>  SevGuy asks about BUCKS 
<Majel>  "500 BUCKS? You'll be chair potato from now on!"
<Powerlord> cut
<jc> keep
<e_of_PI> keep !
<_8_of_12_> keep
<Silver_Blade> cut
<Anji> cut
<NintendoGuru> cut
<littlestar> cut
<NintendoGuru> keep
<TLE> cut
*** Anji is now known as Dolphin
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<SevGuy> I think I do... from the punchlines
<Agent-D> cut
*** Dolphin is now known as Anji
<DrJonasBashir> cut
<e_of_PI> Doh!!! Bye Bye my punchline...
<_8_of_12_> e: I like it!
<littlestar> Whoops, sorry E...
<Silver_Blade> it's someone who spends so much time on their couch watching tv that they put down roots like a potato.
<Puam> Homer Simpson basically
<SevGuy> Thanks, silverblade... 
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<e_of_PI> It was my best, last hope...
<SevGuy> Yeah, I now recall a Simpson episode where that actuallyhappened
<SevGuy> neutral
<_8_of_12_> Is JC still here or off in Gabyland? Hello?
<Majel>  SevGuy asks about BUCKS.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [============] Keep = 33 %
<Majel>  [===] Neutral = 8 %
<Majel>  [=====================] Cut = 58 %
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*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Puam
<FD> hmm
<e_of_PI> BTW, JC, where did you found this week's twist idea?
<SevGuy> Off in Gabyland, lol
<Majel>  SevGuy asks about CHIP 
<Majel>  "Don`t get a big CHIP on your shoulder if we don`t get the one you want"
<e_of_PI> BYE BYE!!!
<Anji> keep
<littlestar> cut
<e_of_PI> cut
<Agent-D> cut
<SevGuy> cut
<FD> cut
<Powerlord> cut
<e_of_PI> To idiomatic for me.
<_8_of_12_> cut
<Silver_Blade> neutral
<TLE> cut
<jc> cut
<Silver_Blade> btw, silver_blade is really craig in disguise (can't figure out how to de password the nick)
<Puam> gotta go... catch up some sleep
<Puam> bye
<DrJonasBashir> neutral
<jc> e - Wendy and I sat down and had a Twist brainstorm weeks ago and this was one of the weird results of that session
<SevGuy> You are? Good to know... hi
<_8_of_12_> type in /nick Craig
<SevGuy> I remember Erin's impersonation...
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*** Powerlord has quit IRC (Gotta run)
<_8_of_12_> It should work. But someone may have passworded it.
<e_of_PI> I can't recall a horseless headman idea...
<Majel>  SevGuy asks about CHIP.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 1 ~~ neutrals: 2 ~~ cuts: 8 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [===] Keep = 9 %
<Majel>  [======] Neutral = 18 %
<Majel>  [==========================] Cut = 73 %
<NintendoGuru> cut
<_8_of_12_> JC: Did you send my Sev Order yet? :)
<Agent-D> speaking of Erin, where is she?
<Agent-D> and Gizmo as well
<Majel>  SevGuy asks about CLICHED 
<Majel>  "I'm living a CLICHED life Harold."
<NintendoGuru> cut
<SevGuy> Good questions
<littlestar> cut
<Agent-D> cut
<e_of_PI> cut
<FD> ?
<_8_of_12_> keep
<FD> cut
<SevGuy> cut
*** _8_of_12_ sets mode: +o FD
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<e_of_PI> I go with the FD. ?
<FD> cut
<littlestar> Somewheeere, ouuut there....
<TLE> cut
<jc> 8 - yes, it's off. If you hadn't got it this week, it should definitely arrive very early next week
<jc> keep
<Anji> cut
<jc> 8 - the prints are very nicely laminated - very slick :-)
<_8_of_12_> JC: Were the pictures a challenge on the prints? They were hard to think up!
<Silver_Blade> cut
<Majel>  SevGuy asks about CLICHED.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 9 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [=========] Keep = 25 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [===========================] Cut = 75 %
<Silver_Blade> nah, /nick doesn't do anything
<Majel>  SevGuy asks about EYES 
<Majel>  "I can see you have your EYES on that one."
<NintendoGuru> cut
<Anji> keep
<FD> ouch!
<Agent-D> cut
<TLE> keep
<littlestar> cut
<FD> cut
<jc> keep
<_8_of_12_> SB: Try this /nick snarf just to see if it's working on your puta.
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<_8_of_12_> cut
<DrJonasBashir> potato eyes... hehehe
<e_of_PI> keep
<SevGuy> neutral
<NintendoGuru> um, heh
<e_of_PI> Finally one I understand.
*** Silver_Blade is now known as snarf
<FD> That punchline is just...ouch
<jc> e - why did you ask about this week's Twist? You like/dislike?
<littlestar> The Nick "craig" is in use.
<e_of_PI> Except mine. Which was cut.
<Anji> I checked... someone's already using it
<snarf> neutral
<FD> Sliced potatoes?
<e_of_PI> It says it was my idea...
<DrJonasBashir> puta, that's a swear word in my language...
<_8_of_12_> Snarf: That means Craig is in use, yes. Ls beat me to it there.
<Majel>  SevGuy asks about EYES.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 2 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep for now.".
<Majel>  [===============] Keep = 42 %
<Majel>  [======] Neutral = 17 %
<Majel>  [===============] Cut = 42 %
<NintendoGuru> jonas: That's why I laughed at that statement
<jc> e - are you refering to the bikie one or the potato one
<NintendoGuru> jonas: I do know a bit of spanish ;)
<DrJonasBashir> ah!
<e_of_PI> the bikie.
<Majel>  SevGuy asks about GARDEN 
<Majel>  "I much prefer a GARDEN bed."
<Anji> cut
<e_of_PI> The horseless headman.
<_8_of_12_> I don't think anyone will ever try to use my name. :)
<NintendoGuru> cut
<SevGuy> neutral
<FD> um.
<_8_of_12_> cut
<littlestar> cut
<FD> cut
<e_of_PI> cut
<snarf> cut
<DrJonasBashir> hehehe, and d'ya know what it means?
<DrJonasBashir> cut
<Agent-D> cut
<_8_of_12_> That it's unimaginative and unbelievably plain? :)
<TLE> cut
<NintendoGuru> jonas: yes, I do, and I doubt I will say it in here with the ladies around
<snarf> you can't say that on here!
<Majel>  SevGuy asks about GARDEN.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 0 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 10 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [] Keep = 0 %
<Majel>  [===] Neutral = 9 %
<Majel>  [=================================] Cut = 91 %
<DrJonasBashir> okido =]
<Majel>  SevGuy asks about PEEL 
<Majel>  "Will you PEEL yourself from that chair, we have to go!"
<littlestar> You can. Majel will kill you, though (c:
<DrJonasBashir> no you can't
<NintendoGuru> keep
<SevGuy> keep
<FD> Except for the Armchair Potato line..hmm
<Anji> keep
<FD> hmm
<_8_of_12_> cut
<TLE> keep
<snarf> maybe that's where p'taq comes from.
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<FD> cut
<e_of_PI> keep
<littlestar> keep
<_8_of_12_> chortle chortle snigger snigger
<snarf> neutral
<_8_of_12_> I hate corny punchlines
<DrJonasBashir> heh
<Agent-D> cut
<SevGuy> Electro-cute... is this a permanent one? :)
<FD> The pain!
<Majel>  SevGuy asks about PEEL.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [=======================] Keep = 64 %
<Majel>  [===] Neutral = 9 %
<Majel>  [==========] Cut = 27 %
<snarf> well, he's got the electro right.
<DrJonasBashir> yes if he died... =/
<FD> feh
<Majel>  SevGuy asks about PLANT 
<Majel>  "I need a chair I can really PLANT myself into."
<NintendoGuru> cut
<littlestar> cut
<Anji> groan
<e_of_PI> keep and BRB
<Anji> cut
<SevGuy> keep
<_8_of_12_> Hmm. My lava lamp just died. Can you fix it, Nova?
<_8_of_12_> keep
<DrJonasBashir> hehe
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<jc> keep
<TLE> cut
<Electro-CUTE> back
*** Electro-CUTE is now known as NovaFlash
<snarf> cut
<FD> keep
<DrJonasBashir> aaah! He's alive
<NovaFlash> you lavalamp died? well..eh..dip it in lava, and do CPR stuff =]
<Agent-D> cut
<Majel>  SevGuy asks about PLANT.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Equal vote.".
<Majel>  [==================] Keep = 50 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==================] Cut = 50 %
<_8_of_12_> I'll be right back after these few messages from our sponser
<Majel>  SevGuy asks about ROOTS 
<Majel>  "Don't sit there too long or you'll grow ROOTS"
* e_of_PI is back, hlaf a liter lighter
<Anji> groan
<Anji> cut
<littlestar> cut
<FD> Ouch!
<e_of_PI> cut
<FD> keep
<NintendoGuru> cut
<Agent-D> cut
<SevGuy> cut
<NovaFlash> keep
<snarf> keep
<e_of_PI> /me eats the Lava lamp. e password the nick)
<e_of_PI> <Puam> gotta go... catch up some sleep
<e_of_PI> <Puam> bye
<TLE> cut
<littlestar> ??
<e_of_PI> /me eats the Lava lamp. e password the nick)
<e_of_PI> <Puam> gotta go... catch up some sleep
<e_of_PI> <Puam> bye
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<NovaFlash> ?
<Majel>  SevGuy asks about ROOTS.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [=============] Keep = 36 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [=======================] Cut = 64 %
<e_of_PI> ?????????
<FD> mleh
<NovaFlash> pie of!
<NovaFlash> =]
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
* e_of_PI eats the Lava lamp. Tastes like Chia Rhino. Hot.
<Majel>  SevGuy requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  ARMCHAIR [58%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  EYES [42%, 1] "Keep for now."
<Majel>  PEEL [64%, 1] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  PLANT [50%, 1] "Equal vote."
<FD> *trumpet fanfare
<DrJonasBashir> vote4 eyes
<Anji> vote4 eyes
<NintendoGuru> vote4 peel
<NovaFlash> vote4 armchair
<TLE> umm..okay e :)
<e_of_PI> vote4 eyes
<SevGuy> vote4 peel
<TLE> vote4 peel
<FD> vote4 armchair
<littlestar> vote4 armchair
<jc> vote4 plant
<littlestar> Ommmmm
<snarf> vote4 armchair
<littlestar> Ommmmmm
<Agent-D> vote4 armchair
<jc> vote4 armchair
<_8_of_12_> vote4 armchair
<FD> hehe....armchair potato
<littlestar> Ommmmmmmmm!
<TerrorTeen> JC: I just noticed that you have put five strips on the archive page...
<FD> meditating?
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  ARMCHAIR scored 7 vote(s).
<Majel>  EYES scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  PEEL scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  Casted votes: 13 Judges present: 14 High/Low: 7/0
<Anji> I think that one's stupid.
<_8_of_12_> I'M BAAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!
<Anji> DANG!
<TLE> welcome back
<Anji> Oh boy.
<FD> wb
<Anji> WB
<Majel> "Armchair wins!"
<Anji> DANG!
<TerrorTeen> THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<FD> *repeat trumpet fanfare
<_8_of_12_> Welcome back to this, the 150th judging session! I'll be your host, 8 of 12
<e_of_PI> My was better.
<NovaFlash> NARF!
<littlestar> Err..TT?
* NovaFlash cutely electro's you all =]
<SevGuy> Ok, anything else for the record, John?
<Anji> Hey, which line won Pits?
<jc> terror - you're welcome :-)
<_8_of_12_> Well, it looks like we have a clear winner here, with armchair! Do you have anything to say for the losers Bob?
<SevGuy> bEATING
<Anji> Okay, I got kicked at the time. Thanks!
*** _8_of_12_ is now known as Robert
<jc> SevGuy - umm, well... anyone who wants to do voices for the Sev Trek movie, see http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/sevtrek/movie/ for details on how to be involved...
<jc> that's all :-)
<TerrorTeen> I was afraid that you had skipped it!
<e_of_PI> There's always next week.
<SevGuy> Allrighty
<Robert> Well 8, I don't think I've seen someone suffer so much since the jews in WWII
<Anji> And we have some lovely parting gifts!
<NovaFlash> hmm would you need a...like "Warpcore" sound? =]
*** Robert is now known as _8_of_12_
<_8_of_12_> Bob, you can't say that here!
<NovaFlash> or background computer sounds =]
<NovaFlash> bibibibibibibibituuubibibib =]
<SevGuy> 10
<SevGuy> 9
<SevGuy> 8
<SevGuy> 7
<SevGuy> 6
<SevGuy> 5
<SevGuy> 4
<SevGuy> 3
<_8_of_12_> GAH!
<SevGuy> 2
<_8_of_12_> GAH1
<SevGuy> 1
<SevGuy> bye Majel
<NovaFlash> NARF! bye mayell
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Sat Jan 22 02:15:33 2000