Retrieving punchlines for competition GTTZOKEI04NI, please stand by...  Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREK, please stand by...  Retrieval SEVTREK competition complete.  NovaFlash requested the shortlist:  CHEAT [0%, 0] "Nominated."  COMB [0%, 0] "Nominated."  CONTINUITY [0%, 0] "Nominated."  FAIRY [0%, 0] "Nominated."  QUESTIONS [0%, 0] "Nominated."  ROOT [0%, 0] "Nominated."  Now in ELIMINATE mode. Sebooger? * MattNelson snorts vote4 sevbulba What the smeg is going on? *NovaFlash* pick cheat  NovaFlash asks about CHEAT   "I found the "Unlimited Scuttlecraft" CHEAT code." * Joeno is amused keep keep well, quite easily... we always do sevnames at the end cut Schleppenheimer! AAAAAIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Where's my punchline? keep but i forgot there was a sevnme comp keep keep cut <_8_of_12_> TT: I was culled too! From the Pits, of course. <_8_of_12_> keep keep Mine was LOVE. GRRRRRRRRRR *NovaFlash* tally  NovaFlash asks about CHEAT.  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [============================] Keep = 78 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [========] Cut = 22 % *NovaFlash* pick comb  NovaFlash asks about COMB   "Everytime I COMB my hair, another one falls out!" * MattNelson needs to get the next SDF strip ready for the big move... cut keep cut <_8_of_12_> cut cut cut keep argh! cut cut cut keep Josh is coming back, I think... I believe in the following thing; keep what you like, cut what you don't. do not only keep the one you like most.... narf =] *NovaFlash* tally  NovaFlash asks about COMB.  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [===========] Keep = 30 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [=========================] Cut = 70 % *NovaFlash* pick continuity  NovaFlash asks about CONTINUITY   "Coffee first. CONTINUITY later." keep I believe in keeping only what strikes me as immediately funny... keep Well, John sure picked an easy to type word for this one... keep me too keep ! So Gainweight! <_8_of_12_> keep cut kwwp ? keep keep keep keep this is a good one *NovaFlash* tally  NovaFlash asks about CONTINUITY.  ~~ keeps: 9 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 1 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [================================] Keep = 90 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [====] Cut = 10 % *NovaFlash* pick firy *NovaFlash* pick fairy  NovaFlash asks about FAIRY   "The scuttlecraft FAIRY leaves 'em under my pillow." keep cut <_8_of_12_> cut cut kut cut cut cut cut =] cut cut *NovaFlash* tally  NovaFlash asks about FAIRY.  ~~ keeps: 1 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 9 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [====] Keep = 10 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [================================] Cut = 90 % *NovaFlash* pick questions  NovaFlash asks about QUESTIONS   "We make them out of Ensigns who ask too many QUESTIONS." cut *** GBA has joined #sevtrek keep cut Heya! neutral Hey General BA! Hiya GBA. ctu *NovaFlash* check  Well since you asked: the current punchline is QUESTIONS   "We make them out of Ensigns who ask too many QUESTIONS." neutral Helllo.. <_8_of_12_> cut cut keep *NovaFlash* tally  NovaFlash asks about QUESTIONS.  ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 2 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 6 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [=========] Keep = 25 %  [=========] Neutral = 25 %  [==================] Cut = 50 % Hi Guy! *NovaFlash* pick root  NovaFlash asks about ROOT   "Ahh, Leola ROOT: is there anything it can't do?" * MattNelson is cold and drinking an icy cold diet Dr. Pepper. MattNelson is STUPID. keep cut <_8_of_12_> I like my punchline. I had Janeway saying she'd keelhaul Harry without a suit for asking too many questions. keep keep keep cut <_8_of_12_> cut *** Robot101 has quit IRC (The Armchair Visionary: If its possible, I'll do it... tomorrow.) cut keep Matt: are those two sentences supposed to be used together? =] I like mine. When two sevships love each other very very much... LOL!!! =P <_8_of_12_> LOL! That was mine too! lol lol and the birds and the bees, and the ships and the stars.. Warped people... Thank you. *NovaFlash* tally  NovaFlash asks about ROOT.  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [====================] Keep = 56 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [================] Cut = 44 % *NovaFlash* mode final  Now in FINAL mode. "Great minds are warped, and warped minds are great!" *NovaFlash* whatsleft  NovaFlash requested the shortlist:  CHEAT [78%, 0] "Keep it!"  CONTINUITY [90%, 0] "Keep it!"  ROOT [56%, 0] "Keep it!" vote4 continuity vote4 cheat vote4 cheat vote4 cheat vote4 continuity vote4 continuty vote4 continuity vote4 continuity vote4 continuity cheat is like the darth maul strip... not original vote4 continuity vote4 continueity argh if you must..copy it: continuity <_8_of_12_> vote4 continuity vote4 continuity *** TLE has joined #sevtrek Hiya TLE! Exactly! John again with his wonderfull choice of words =] Instead of choosing..COFFEE =] *NovaFlash* finaltally  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  CHEAT scored 3 vote(s).  CONTINUITY scored 8 vote(s).  Votes cast: 11 Judges present: 14 wb, TLE final round for Sev Trek Maybe he's trying to force people to learn how to spell. I'm all for it. Next! Yep. wait a moment, gotta write it down *NovaFlash* getpunches 3  Now in OFF mode.  Retrieving punchlines for competition SCIFI, please stand by...  Retrieval SCIFI competition complete.  NovaFlash requested the shortlist:  BREAK [0%, 0] "Nominated."  CHEATERS [0%, 0] "Nominated."  DUST [0%, 0] "Nominated."  EAT [0%, 0] "Nominated."  GROUND [0%, 0] "Nominated."  POODOO [0%, 0] "Nominated."  Now in ELIMINATE mode. maybe in the future we'll have vote4 blargh... vote4 poo =] I didn't like this one at all... Sha-ka-ree: perhaps. Me neither In fact, right now I could go over to the student center and watch this smething film. THis one does not work without swearing... *NovaFlash* pick break  NovaFlash asks about BREAK   "Anarchy: BREAK a leg! Sebulba: I wouldn't be able to drive if that happened!" CUT cut <`_> 3*** `_ has joined #sevtrek keep cut cut This is funnny? Thanksm I have better things to do with my time than watch that... cut cut cut I'm not really back' not funny cut the only i consider worthy is ground. Whatever made John choose this one.... <_8_of_12_> cut *NovaFlash* tally  NovaFlash asks about BREAK.  ~~ keeps: 1 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 9 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [====] Keep = 10 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [================================] Cut = 90 % *** e_of_PI has quit IRC (Ping timeout for e_of_PI[213.8.3.11]) <_8_of_12_> I'm going to waste extraction. I wasn't too big on John's renditions of the Pod-Sevvers (or whatever)... *NovaFlash* pick cheaters  NovaFlash asks about CHEATERS   "Anarchy:CHEATERS never win! Sebulba: You'll feel differently when you grow up!" 8 of 12: go for me, too, okay? =] cut keep *** jc has joined #sevtrek cut keep CUT keep keep keep Hi ya JC! Well look what the Sevcat dragged in! cut AAAAAAAAAH Hey JC! Good §ev! heya John JOHN! TOO LATE JOHN! MWUAHAHAA! sevutations (sorry I'm late, I slept in on account of staying up late last night watching the cricket) majel: results please!! *NovaFlash* tally  NovaFlash asks about CHEATERS.  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 5 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [====================] Keep = 56 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [================] Cut = 44 % 's okay =] For the LOVE of EARL SHIVELY, man, PUT a LINK to the PUNCHLINES on the JUDGING RULES PAGE! We did Sev Trek already. Continuity won. (AND NEXT TIME CHOOSE AN EASIER WORD, PLEASE! =) Hehe, John, always cracks me up.. you're the only one who sues Sevutations... never caught up like Good Sev :-) =] *NovaFlash* pick dust  NovaFlash asks about DUST   "Sebulba: Watch out....my DUST might give you asthma!" cut cut keep * Sha-ka-ree seconds Nova on that cut keep cut cut have we judged sev trek yet? cut yes Not funny... again yep JC yup John: We did Sev Trek already. Continuity won. (AND NEXT TIME CHOOSE AN EASIER WORD, PLEASE! =) cut Continuity won *NovaFlash* tally  NovaFlash asks about DUST.  ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 5 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [========] Keep = 22 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [============================] Cut = 78 % Don't get this one too, sha-ka... asthma is not just for youngsters.... John! Keep choosing hard words! Teach the illiterate to spell! *NovaFlash* pick eat  NovaFlash asks about EAT   "Anarchy: EAT my computer-generated dust!" go matt! cut narf keep keep * Sha-ka-ree knows that (is 20 and has asthma) cut keep keep I no hoe two speel! matt - nah, everyone gets snarly when I choose big words :-) Well, I meant... 60-100 aged people too... The illiterate would not be here in the first pplace It's a gag on Vader's breathing, guys. You know... "Hhooooo-paaaaahhh.... Hhooooo-pahhh..." * Lt_Hejira_Hayes gets snarly keep keep That's not asthma cut JC: Give 'em my favorite response... SUCK IT UP. cut ? <_8_of_12_> cut] <_8_of_12_> cut <_8_of_12_> back Yes it is wb 8 Matt: oh that's nice. Oh no it isn't... *NovaFlash* tally  NovaFlash asks about EAT.  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [====================] Keep = 55 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [================] Cut = 45 % thought u meant something else It due a machine needed to keep him alive due to his injuries *NovaFlash* pick ground  NovaFlash asks about GROUND   "Anarchy: You're headed for the GROUND! ; Sebulba: I'm not falling for that!" keep cut but it is funnier that way, matt This is the only one i like of these punches =/ cut KEEP keep GBA: That was my point. <_8_of_12_> Goodmorning, JC! keep cut <_8_of_12_> cut Explain it then nova... John: this strip really misses...well..you know..the fun spark, i dunno. keep Nova: I agree. It's like choosing the least of several evils. GBA: read it... falling for that <- double meaning cut fall/ground? Not hysterical... cut cut GBA: i know. NF: I don't REALLY tell people to "suck it up"... sheesh. NF: Not OFTEN, anyway... Matt: well you just did to John =] OY! Again! =] oh oops majel; results *NovaFlash* tally  NovaFlash asks about GROUND.  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [===============] Keep = 42 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [=====================] Cut = 58 % NF: No, I was suggesting that as a response to whiners about long words. *NovaFlash* pick poodoo  NovaFlash asks about POODOO   "Sebulba: You can't drive worth POODOO kid!" Nova: what, the sev wars one? cut <_8_of_12_> I'm the punchline of the day in LOtR! cut cut cut cut <_8_of_12_> cut actually, i think "eat" is the only worthwhile... sort of cut is this where poo came from? JC: yeah the sev wars one is no fun at all...sorry. cut NO it's not where poo came from. =] keep nova: true, it is a hard one to write for. But it was fun to draw :-) JC: it's an aggresive scene with rivals, there's bound to be bad words in it.. GBA: I agree, EAT is okay, I guess. cut <_8_of_12_> JC: Any hints on strips to come? 8 - for which competition? JC: oh well, that's the main goal. you must have fun drawing it, otherwise sev would never exist =] *NovaFlash* tally  NovaFlash asks about POODOO.  ~~ keeps: 1 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 9 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [====] Keep = 10 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [================================] Cut = 90 % <_8_of_12_> JC: Any. :) *NovaFlash* mode final  Now in FINAL mode. Matt: I know, i'm fooling around =] *NovaFlash* whatsleft  NovaFlash requested the shortlist:  CHEATERS [56%, 0] "Keep it!"  EAT [55%, 0] "Keep it!" vote4 eat vote4 eat NF: =P vote4 eat vote 4 eat vote4 cheat vote4 eat <_8_of_12_> vote4 eat vote4 cheaters vote4 cheaters vote4 neither; these stinkoweth. Matt: pulls tongue... I agree. 8 - Sev Files next week, a Sev Trek one about Ezri Dux, Pits will be something about Herman getting sunburnt and haven't thought about Twist yet (probably something by Don Rae) Matt: quite true duh... stuck on Sev Trek... AAAIIIIEEE! Ezri Dux again! I'm also drawing the final episode of Sev Files: Resurrection this week (I pencilled it last night while watching the cricket) Argh... not useless Dax again <_8_of_12_> Matt: There's a convention coming up soon with her. That's his reason. * MattNelson BLASTS Ezri with Megaphone's arm cannon!!! cool JC =] Congrats John! *NovaFlash* finaltally  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  CHEATERS scored 2 vote(s).  EAT scored 5 vote(s).  Votes cast: 7 Judges present: 14 Oh yah? Vote! <_8_of_12_> JC: I drew up the second page of 'The Trek Coronary' last night. yeah people, please vote vote4 ground Have a strip with Odo return to the great lake/link and someone asking him is he has any last words oh.. that one's out vote4 eat vote4 ear vote4 eat i don't want to vote 4 it at all actually lol! Ear... now there's potential Ooh! a rare jc tupo! and now i bet you want a jeep too! *NovaFlash* finaltally  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  CHEATERS scored 2 vote(s).  EAT scored 7 vote(s).  Votes cast: 9 Judges present: 14 * Lt_Hejira_Hayes drags Measley into the room wearing a blindfold (Measley) okay obvious eat wins Nova, you know you have a ghost... :) but I must say that I guess I speak for many of us here, that this result kinda..sucks =] yes, nova, it does. * Sha-ka-ree puts Measly into a cannon and shoots it into Miami to scare Elian Eep! i have a ghost? i my nose! in i mean next... *NovaFlash* getpunches 4  Now in OFF mode.  Retrieving punchlines for competition THEPITS, please stand by...  Retrieval THEPITS competition complete.  NovaFlash requested the shortlist:  EMBRACE [0%, 0] "Nominated."  FISH [0%, 0] "Nominated."  HOMESICK [0%, 0] "Nominated."  NECK [0%, 0] "Nominated."  PANTS [0%, 0] "Nominated."  PLACES [0%, 0] "Nominated."  RUBBISHING [0%, 0] "Nominated."  Now in ELIMINATE mode. Yeah... ` dude moving on... GBA; he's the link to ircnet together with his pal, `_ * Lt_Hejira_Hayes is mute for Pits. Shut up. Well, if u must... he keeps spamming me though ;-) with? Eye Are See Net? Eyes Are Blind Net Spam <_8_of_12_> Hmm. My punchline was culled. Net! No! Augh! called where? *NovaFlash* pick embrace  NovaFlash asks about EMBRACE   "Scum, how I miss your sweet EMBRACE" * Anji gets caught in the net keep cut GBA: what spam!? cut keep <_8_of_12_> keep J/K keep keep * NovaFlash frees anji with a pie a pie? an American Pie? yes keep an e of PI? *NovaFlash* tally  NovaFlash asks about EMBRACE.  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 6 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [===========================] Keep = 75 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [=========] Cut = 25 % *** MattNelson has quit IRC (Leaving) *NovaFlash* pick fish  NovaFlash asks about FISH   "Both places smell like dead FISH to me!" Tastes like Chia Borg. CUT cut keep cut this one is WRONG (i'm not a fish.) cut I like this one... cut Wayne wouldn't say that! cut <_8_of_12_> I AM A FISH! Wayne would never eat healthy food (fish) <_8_of_12_> cut Ok, so this is a herman line... so how can he know? =] fish is healthy? Iech Bien Ein Fiesh! yep Not for the fish duh! =] What's healthy about it? *NovaFlash* tally  NovaFlash asks about FISH.  ~~ keeps: 1 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 5 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [====] Keep = 12 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [================================] Cut = 88 % You are a a jelly donut? ;) cut *NovaFlash* pick homesick  NovaFlash asks about HOMESICK   "Stop! You're making me HOMESICK." keep keep keep keep KEEP I dunno, i just read it somewhere =] a winner keep neutral <_8_of_12_> keep *** MattNelson has joined #sevtrek amazing what people believe in these days =] keep Yeah... fish! eh? I believe I'm conversing with people from around the world... Go fish! Do you have an 8? <_8_of_12_> Pardon? Go Folphin? oops =] Now, I got a 9.6 for english, no 8. lol Folphin? me too me too <_8_of_12_> The D is next to the F *NovaFlash* tally  NovaFlash asks about HOMESICK.  ~~ keeps: 8 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 0 ~~ mutes: 5 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [================================] Keep = 89 %  [====] Neutral = 11 %  [] Cut = 0 % *NovaFlash* pick neck  NovaFlash asks about NECK   "Try living NECK high in this for a while!!" You may need the next upgade cut cut cut cut 98 actually i think cut cut upgade? upgrade o dprsl gtp, [itr ;phov cut <_8_of_12_> cut what are we on? cut English 10.0 drugs =] i mean..pits Tupos 101 <_8_of_12_> TLE: I'm not sure, but I'm lightheaded. *NovaFlash* tally  NovaFlash asks about NECK.  ~~ keeps: 0 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 9 ~~ mutes: 5 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [] Keep = 0 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [====================================] Cut = 100 % english 11 *NovaFlash* pick pans *NovaFlash* pick pnts *NovaFlash* pick pants  NovaFlash asks about PANTS   "At least the scum heap didn't leave sand in my PANTS!" Hmm. or 150 cut I'd say no one liked that one. depends what you're looking for keep cut hmm... keep I think I'm on a chair. cut neutral cut <_8_of_12_> keep Anji: nice thinking..for a dolphin =] * Anji slaps Nova with her tail. So long and thanks for all the dolphins <_8_of_12_> Anji: Can't get anything past you! thanks for that token of affection D-argh! The Dolphin goes-a Golphin (golfing) *NovaFlash* tally  NovaFlash asks about PANTS.  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 6 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [==============] Keep = 38 %  [====] Neutral = 12 %  [==================] Cut = 50 % :P *NovaFlash* pick places  NovaFlash asks about PLACES   "Sand gets to PLACES I never knew I had." keep cut keep keep this is wayne... =] cut cut It gets into his nappy but it doesn't fit the strip <_8_of_12_> keep <_8_of_12_> How do you know, Nova? cut keep I've heard that this israeli basketball player would have liked to have been a dolphin, if he weren't himself... * NovaFlash climbs out of sand I just know cut GBA - a 2mx Dolphin? Hey John, you add the word baloons after you scan the strip, right? So all of your originals don't have any text on them? GBA: ah..you mean Mr. Imonalotta Drughies? Who? * Anji snorts with laughter Mr. Imonalotta Drughies. I saw him a few times. LOL... *NovaFlash* tally  NovaFlash asks about PLACES.  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~  It now gets status "Equal vote.".  [==================] Keep = 50 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [==================] Cut = 50 % Who's he? *NovaFlash* pick rubbishing  NovaFlash asks about RUBBISHING   "Hey!! That's our home you're RUBBISHING!!" LOL! GBA, man! LOL! cut cut Read that carefully@! cut cut cut cut keep The home is already rubbished He's this guy that walks in my city alot. * Anji giggles NF, yer killin me here... Ah, well Now, its fermenting He is related to me... some say =] <_8_of_12_> cut ! Matt: sorry..it won't happen again * MattNelson cracks up. YOU CRACKED?! OH MY! * NovaFlash puts superglue in the cracks YOU ON CRACK?! * Anji tries to patch up the cracks. Ooh. Imonallota Bers, maybe lol! Fix the floor will ya! put glue on the parts, not the cracks! don't smoke that crack! it's got glue in it! ! cut Hope I didn't just patch up the WRONG crack... * Joeno looks at the dirty floor. *NovaFlash* tally  NovaFlash asks about RUBBISHING.  ~~ keeps: 1 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 8 ~~ mutes: 5 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [====] Keep = 11 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [================================] Cut = 89 % ANJI! *NovaFlash* mode final  Now in FINAL mode. *NovaFlash* whatsleft  NovaFlash requested the shortlist:  EMBRACE [75%, 0] "Keep it!"  HOMESICK [89%, 0] "Keep it!"  PLACES [50%, 0] "Equal vote." * Anji hides in the next IRC room over. vote4 homesick vote4 homesick vote4 homesick vote4 embrace * MattNelson thinks Anji had JUST BETTER! <_8_of_12_> vote4 embrace * GBA locks the door to that room vote4 homesick * Anji quits talking. Oh yeah, this is gonna be one nice log... (is logging it) <_8_of_12_> Quick, close the blast doors!!! okay, I'm here again, just feebly trying to explain frames to someone. vote4 homesick vote4 places <`_> Anji...ircnet IS the only other irc room in contact with sev =] * Joeno looks at Anji, who still seems to feel to be here *NovaFlash* finaltally  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  EMBRACE scored 2 vote(s).  HOMESICK scored 5 vote(s).  PLACES scored 1 vote(s).  Votes cast: 8 Judges present: 14 Tell him they're a foul invention of man, TLE. she, and they are an annoying one * _8_of_12_ closes the blast doors behind Anji Sha-ka-ree: join the club, so is `_, Majel, and me, plus the other `_ vote4 homesick * Sha-ka-ree slaps `_ around a bit with a large trout * Sha-ka-ree slaps Majel around a bit with a large trout * Sha-ka-ree slaps NovaFlash around a bit with a large trout Ok, I thing we got this one nailed <`_> eat log! eat log! * GBA slaps Sha-ka-ree around a bit with a large trout eat log! *NovaFlash* finaltally  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  EMBRACE scored 2 vote(s).  HOMESICK scored 6 vote(s).  PLACES scored 1 vote(s).  Votes cast: 9 Judges present: 14 * Joeno looks at this large trout Oh, I'm logging it too! I just realized... *NovaFlash* cutfinal places  PLACES now gets status "Cut by SevMan." vote4 homesick vote4 homesick ... To slap him, you'll have to slap through me first :) oh hey, did I tell you that my grandmother is going on the internet? =] *NovaFlash* finaltally  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  EMBRACE scored 2 vote(s).  HOMESICK scored 8 vote(s).  Votes cast: 10 Judges present: 14 I don't think you mentioned that nova actually Right now, NF? The cat's going crazy! <_8_of_12_> Grannyflash? :) * Joeno looks amazed at Novaflash *NovaFlash* cutfinal embrace  EMBRACE now gets status "Cut by SevMan." Does she have ICQ? No, not right now, next week I think The cat sees too many fish not yet, but she will! greatm then io'll have 4 nova's on my cls Fish? Where see fish? Me see only cetacean mammals. 4anyway, John.... Homesick is it. cogito ergo §ev or is that 5? gotachya brb *** TLE has quit IRC (Leaving) gotchya §ev es? "Gotcha", perhaps, JC? ;) gotcha, you mean? =] <_8_of_12_> We get the idea, JC. Matt: lol =] <_8_of_12_> :) sevya. *NovaFlash* getpunches 5  Now in OFF mode.  Retrieving punchlines for competition TWIST, please stand by...  Retrieval TWIST competition complete.  NovaFlash requested the shortlist:  CAVITIES [0%, 0] "Nominated."  HAMMER [0%, 0] "Nominated."  HOLLER [0%, 0] "Nominated."  PASS [0%, 0] "Nominated."  RUSTY [0%, 0] "Nominated."  SCREAMING [0%, 0] "Nominated."  TOUGH [0%, 0] "Nominated."  Now in ELIMINATE mode. Her name is Puck. yadda yadda yadda Mesa gotachya * GBA is listening to a Bob Dylan CD he borrowed from this fellow... et tu, Sev? You have a cat named Puck? Puck? who the **** is puck? =] Yep. My cat is named Puck. Alpha Flight or Shakespeare? **** = narf Puck... from Midsummer Night's Dream? *NovaFlash* pick cavities  NovaFlash asks about CAVITIES   "CAVITIES! En garde." Hockey Puck? cut keep cut CAVITIES! EN GROSSE! <_8_of_12_> keep Nah, Puck...as in Cerise Robinson. cut ...?! neutral cut neutral <_8_of_12_> Does anyone else think the dentist looks like Picard? cut Who the heck is Cerise Robinson? You mean Picardo My mum thought it was because of hockey puck too! Yes, I think he looks like Picard Of course we think the dentist looks like Pickhard... more like the doctor with that fold in his cheek. Him too Speaking of Shakespeare... got the Klingon Hamlet? He isn't? not yet The sheer existence of that translation makes me hurt... *NovaFlash* tally  NovaFlash asks about CAVITIES.  ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 2 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [========] Keep = 22 %  [========] Neutral = 22 %  [====================] Cut = 56 % Speaking of which, the doctor appeared in ally mcbeal... *NovaFlash* pick hammer  NovaFlash asks about HAMMER   "You want it done under anaesthetic? Ok, I'll get the sledge-HAMMER" inside of her? They're going to translate MacBeth too, you know. which doctor? cut cut She writes for the 'Childred of Trek' column of the Starfleet Journal...I think that's what it's acalled... keep keep Mark: EMH, voyager. I'm sure he was the best actor on the show... keep cut Ah, thatks thanks Macbeth?! Yeah, and another Shakespeare play. Argh! Tupos! Is there NO LOW PARAMOUNT WON'T PLUMB?! Well, he had a minor part really Pickhard doesn't have hair BELOW the ear line, in John's drawings, if I'm correct..the doctor has...*checks* Macbeth, Hamlet, and something else... all in Klingon... MacBeth, Romeo and Juliet... all of them -] It's scary. <_8_of_12_> I hate shakespeare Bible, i think, anji... *** TLE has joined #sevtrek cut Parts of it, yeah, but they're planning to do a Shakespeare. back Besides Hamlet and Macbeth. hi T *NovaFlash* tally  NovaFlash asks about HAMMER.  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 8 ~~  It now gets status "Keep for now.".  [==================] Keep = 50 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [==================] Cut = 50 % Paramount has gone too far! They translate Hamlet, and we fall back. They translate MACBETH, and we fall back! THE LINE MUST BE DRAWN HERE! *NovaFlash* pick holler  NovaFlash asks about HOLLER   "If the anaesthetic quits halfway through, just give me a HOLLER." Henry the Fifth would work * Joeno looks at the line Matt has drawn cut * _8_of_12_ draws a line. Over here you say? cut cut So would Othello Paramount is doing it? I thought the institute cut the scary thing is, they make more sense from a Klingon perspective. cut * Joeno looks also at the line 8 has drawn Ultimately the blame must fall on Paramount, the owners of all things Trek... What's a holler anyway? a scream? I'll be going in 10 minutes for good line: ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ 8 mutes? come on, people yep well not for good, but for the JS keep <_8_of_12_> cut keep cut Anji -- true =] cut *NovaFlash* tally  NovaFlash asks about HOLLER.  ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 8 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [=======] Keep = 20 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [=============================] Cut = 80 % *NovaFlash* pick pass  NovaFlash asks about PASS   "This was supposed to make you PASS out before the actual procedure." * Joeno looks at all the lines that suddenly appeared Superfriends true. Knock knock knocing on heaven's door <_8_of_12_> TLE: Had me worried for a moment. :) cut cut keep keep cut The "original Klingon" is a better read than the English one kep keep GBA: yeah...! neutral keep GBA: Ooh... Bob Dylan? <_8_of_12_> keep * MattNelson shudders... Bob Dylan.... brrr.... I've written a story where Tom gets a Zebra-print shirt on his face... Yes... :) (have you listened to my previous statement...) *NovaFlash* tally  NovaFlash asks about PASS.  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 6 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [======================] Keep = 62 %  [====] Neutral = 12 %  [=========] Cut = 25 % cut Clapton GBA: (no) Bob Dylan is just... not a good thing... He's very good thing Except the song S&G covered ;) no, he's a human, not a thing Er...it's Kathryn's shirt... Bob Dylan is an old BSB. Bob Dylan needs his own chapter in the Dave Barry Bad Song Book... *NovaFlash* pick rusty  NovaFlash asks about RUSTY   "I'm a little RUSTY at this. So are my tools." son of a? <_8_of_12_> I have 4 more minutes before my connection times out. absolutely cut keep keep keep cut keep Bob Dylan rocks keep keep hey hey people, watch your language. <_8_of_12_> Muppets rule. I am there's a lady in the channel, people Bob Dylan should be buried under rocks =] I see all of my language I suppose he will one day <_8_of_12_> Who, Nova? GBA? keep You too, Mark Mesa lingo is good ? No, you see, not watch. that is a difference. ...grin... Mesa can's stop talkin' disaway!! 8: no, me =P *NovaFlash* tally  NovaFlash asks about RUSTY.  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 5 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [============================] Keep = 78 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [========] Cut = 22 % <_8_of_12_> cut *NovaFlash* pick screaming  NovaFlash asks about SCREAMING   "Why are you SCREAMING? I haven't even started yet!" See is like the ocean, and watch is a clock on your wrist... * Sha-ka-ree has not seen Star Wars yet and doesn't care Majel ofcourse, 8 =] keep cut keep keep keep cut neutral Its hard to tell who's male and female from here cut Mark; it's even impossible. =] <--- male * _8_of_12_ does a parts check <--- i forgot <_8_of_12_> male ...exactly... <-- mad I got to go, see ya around sometime Male... sort of Seeya TLE! <--- female, and don't forget it. <--- male =] <_8_of_12_> Bye! C-ya TLe Some of us might be alien-orientated Bye TLE! I won't have a Firday off for at least a year ...male... <_8_of_12_> <------ Borg Saturday for the aussies *NovaFlash* tally  NovaFlash asks about SCREAMING.  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 6 ~~  It now gets status "Keep it!".  [==================] Keep = 50 %  [====] Neutral = 12 %  [==============] Cut = 38 % see ya's *NovaFlash* pick tough  NovaFlash asks about TOUGH   "Its time to get TOUGH on tartar." *** TLE has quit IRC (Leaving) GBA <--- General Big Ass cut keep cut 3MERCY! MERCY! what does this punchline mean? cut <_8_of_12_> cut cut Dentist humor Beats me cut Yeah, what's it mean? keep GBA: that must hurt Tartar is that yellow crud that grows on your teeth if you never brush them. Sha-ka-ree: a riddle, a riddle! Matt: aaaah General? I thought it was Great? ^_^ plaque plaque? keep plak I bet John doesn't know either... does anyone know... oh yes, matt knows.... oh that we knew... but it still means nothing.... keep If it gets too bad, it actually has to be cracked off with a tool not unlike that one. The while, hard stuff Yep *NovaFlash* tally  NovaFlash asks about TOUGH.  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~  It now gets status "It's cut!".  [============] Keep = 33 %  [] Neutral = 0 %  [========================] Cut = 67 % *NovaFlash* mode final  Now in FINAL mode. 'white... *NovaFlash* whatsleft  NovaFlash requested the shortlist:  HAMMER [50%, 0] "Keep for now."  PASS [56%, 0] "Keep it!"  RUSTY [70%, 0] "Keep it!"  SCREAMING [50%, 0] "Keep it!" No, it's yellow. Plaque is something else altogether... It's both Guru :-) vote 4 a funny one. vote4 pass heh vote4 rusty vote4 rusty vote4 screaming vote4 rusty sudden silence? Big Guy and Rusty? vote4 me to the presidency vote4 rusty LAG! oh it's lag =] BAG! vote4 screaming QUAG! vote4 rusty vote4 hammer vote4 nothing, really... Good for you JC! *Lt_Hejira_Hayes* Oh, shut up! *NovaFlash* finaltally  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  HAMMER scored 1 vote(s).  PASS scored 1 vote(s).  RUSTY scored 5 vote(s).  SCREAMING scored 2 vote(s).  Votes cast: 9 Judges present: 13 *NovaFlash* cutfinal pass  PASS now gets status "Cut by SevMan." *NovaFlash* cutfinal hammer  HAMMER now gets status "Cut by SevMan." *NovaFlash* finaltally  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  RUSTY scored 5 vote(s).  SCREAMING scored 2 vote(s).  Votes cast: 7 Judges present: 13 *** _8_of_12_ has quit IRC (Ping timeout for _8_of_12_[c53h3-asy29.newcastle.edu.au]) hmmm 6 people haven't voted vote4 screaming Not all 6 people are people ` never votes... OY! oh BAG: an item which can annoy the hell out of you. it's always too small or far too big, it makes alot of noises that may seem normal plastic to plastic sounds, but in fact are hypnotizing your brain slowly, reprogramming it to make you put it around your head for an extended period of time, ending in suffication.... NEVER...EVER..use a plastic bag! :D Er... =] uh...... ok.... <`_> i can vote but it don't work. It's not a platic bag, it's a junior spaceman helmet! Nova, it's tool late to try to understnad that :) tool ate? =] tool late =] *NovaFlash* finaltally  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  RUSTY scored 5 vote(s).  SCREAMING scored 3 vote(s).  Votes cast: 8 Judges present: 12 Don't get philosophical at this point no, tool late vote4 rusty TOOL TIME, with Johan Taylor =] tool ate bell? yes, 3:00 am ok so i guess it's rusty then vote3 soap. Awww What's rusty? I'm a little RUSTY at this. So are my tools. rösti is something else, though DJ Tosti I'm a little rusty myself =] Asti spumanti? are we in agreement? *NovaFlash* finaltally  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  RUSTY scored 6 vote(s).  SCREAMING scored 3 vote(s).  Votes cast: 9 Judges present: 12 Da bong good. =] Can I tell someone my story please? It's really short... 4JOHN! RUSTY IS THE WINNER!!!! rusti means are we? You may to me But, not oui Aaaaah!!! Stop her Sam! He's gonna tell us a story!!! thought art allowed *NovaFlash* getpunches 1  Now in OFF mode.  Retrieving punchlines for competition GTTZOKEI04NI, please stand by...  Retrieval GTTZOKEI04NI competition complete.  NovaFlash requested the shortlist:  SEVULBA [0%, 0] "Nominated."  LABUMBA [0%, 0] "Nominated."  SEPULCHRE [0%, 0] "Nominated."  SEVBULBOUS [0%, 0] "Nominated."  LIGHTBULBA [0%, 0] "Nominated."  DIMBULBA [0%, 0] "Nominated."  SEBLUBBA [0%, 0] "Nominated."  SEBURBIA [0%, 0] "Nominated."  SEBOOGER [0%, 0] "Nominated."  SALIVA [0%, 0] "Nominated."  Now in ELIMINATE mode. *NovaFlash* mode final  Now in FINAL mode. just vote4 the one you like =] vote4 saliva vote4 saliva Sebooger keeps cracking me up, but it's so juvenile... vote4 sevulba vote4 saliva vote4 sevulba vote4 lightbulba vote4 seburbia vote4 sevulba Shouldn't that be "suburbia"? it's in the seb style =] ...I was wondering about that... ok, saliva won... vote4 seburbia GBA: you're not sevman now! =] * NovaFlash kicks GBA =] Oh oops *NovaFlash* finaltally  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  SEVULBA scored 3 vote(s).  LIGHTBULBA scored 1 vote(s).  SEBURBIA scored 2 vote(s).  SALIVA scored 3 vote(s).  Votes cast: 9 Judges present: 12 * GBA bites foot Ow! :D *NovaFlash* cutfinal seburbia  SEBURBIA now gets status "Cut by SevMan." Hmmm... Close... closer than expected Does it taste like Chia Toenails? WEN-DY!!! *NovaFlash* cutfinal lightbulba  LIGHTBULBA now gets status "Cut by SevMan." May I say it's highly inappropraite that I'm not ! Sha-ka-ree: more like a sniff of ToeJam vote4 sevulba *NovaFlash* finaltally  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  SEVULBA scored 4 vote(s).  SALIVA scored 3 vote(s).  Votes cast: 7 Judges present: 12 Glah! Guys, puh-leeze! a bit shaka Men... more hair though vote4 sevulba volte4 saliva vote4 sevulba vote4 saliva *NovaFlash* finaltally  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  SEVULBA scored 5 vote(s).  SALIVA scored 3 vote(s).  Votes cast: 8 Judges present: 12 vote4 saliva good enough *NovaFlash* finaltally  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  SEVULBA scored 5 vote(s).  SALIVA scored 3 vote(s).  Votes cast: 8 Judges present: 12 saliva won ? LOL =] Sev Queen? Too close...  Here is the finl vote by NovaFlash: Nah, that's perfectly clear. Not that we are likely to see him/it again any time soon so I say Saliva wins by a draw margin  SALIVE WINS (999 votes) Um.. hm. Shouldn't that be 666? hmmm.....  Votes cast: i lost count =] see? =] *GBA* quote I'm drooling Saliva..... LOL! We are not amused NovaFlash no baka... - GBA is Engel-Ogen@213.8.20.54 * GBA GBA on #sevtrek GBA using devlin.openprojects.net [209.207.224.214] Alexandria, VA (OC12) gba End of /WHOIS list. - I am! *GBA* quote GBA is a SevHead! well, whatever... I'm gonna sleep now... We will make Jar Jar visit you if you keep that up Have a nice Sev. -> *gba* try again Bye fish =] *** Anji has quit IRC (Leaving) Dream of short, scruffy baggy-eyed men! *NovaFlash* finaltally  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:  SEVULBA scored 4 vote(s).  SALIVA scored 3 vote(s).  Votes cast: 7 Judges present: 11 D'oh! *** NintendoGuru has quit IRC (Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.) yep oh.... 4Is sev queen around, by any chance? Sevulba is better for the source material... Well, let's just go with LABUMBA and get it over with *** MattNelson has quit IRC (Leaving) =] No. ich heb ihr nicht gebumbast!! =] nova - yes, i'll ask her Nichat war. hurraay! kneel before the queen! =] Aren't you married already? * Joeno kneels My queen * Lt_Hejira_Hayes kicks Joeno :D * NovaFlash kneels and wets the floor with his drooling Ouch *** Anji has joined #sevtrek [bad german]Iech Bien Ein Sevielian I'M NOT A FISH! *** Anji has quit IRC (Leaving) watch out people..eh...this floor has just been..cleaned =] * Joeno is getting nervous Let Gaby choose! How many times must a punchline be judged... 8, when are you gonna come up with a KJ for 'The Sims'? Mark: no we tried that...she turned the computer off Until it is condemned Gaby is too old for this kind of stuff wendy prefers sevulba Untill the good one is chosen =] Obviously, Gaby has taste Yeah right, JC...! ;-) Sevulba is it! personally, I liked seburbia but Wendy didn't like that one so no chance of an overrule :-) Yippee! okidook =] then we are through =] fine right majel? majel, i would really think that now is a good time to leave Majel: end object [5] Yeah Majel, §ev off =] 2 1 *** Group(s) disabled  Now in OFF mode.  ===== The voting is now over! ===== Session Close: Sat Apr 15 02:06:17 2000