Session Start: Sat May 06 01:10:08 2000
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<MattNelson> BRB folks, I gotta go help mum bring in the groceries.
<DrJonasBashir> activating
<Joeno> Majel!
<Joeno> Yes!
<DrJonasBashir> Majel of Borg!
*** Majel changes topic to 'Sev Judging is now in Session.'
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  I (Majel v3.0.157C) have now taken control of this channel. You will comply.
<Agent-D> Matt, just comapring the diffences betwen the MAC and PC palette
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<LtCmdrHayes> THERE ARE FOUR CHANNELS!
<Joeno> Goodmorning/-midday/-evening/-night Majel !
*** Majel changes topic to 'Sev Judging is now in Session.'
<NovaFlash> hm this is a nice thing =]
<NovaFlash> okay that worked =]
<Joeno> We already had that topic...
<Blueberrie> Black 2Red 3Orange 4Yellow 5Yellow green 6Green 7Blue green 8Light blue 9Medium blue :Dark blue ;Purple <Pink =Magenta
<NovaFlash> Now you can load the comp you want to start =]
<DrJonasBashir> who did it twice?
<Blueberrie> And that's just half of them...
<Agent-D> BB, I menat one at a time
<NovaFlash> a bug in the popups.. i'll fix it =]
<Blueberrie> You can't see any of the other half.
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREK, please stand by...
<Majel>  Retrieval SEVTREK competition complete.
<Majel>  DrJonasBashir requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  AVERAGE [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  CONSOLE [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  DARTS [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  DEFEAT [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  ELSE [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  RATINGS [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  SEEK [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
<Blueberrie> Oh.
<Agent-D> lets see that was
<Blueberrie> Why?
<LtCmdrHayes> But we can compare them...
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<NovaFlash> mm =]
<Blueberrie> Okay...
<SevDoctor> hehe, let's begin!
<Blueberrie> 8This is light blue
<NovaFlash> now, go straight to "selectnig punchline for judging stuff and so on"
<Joeno> no, that is yellow
<Agent-D> black blue green red dark red purple orange different orange yellow eluminous green and then several blacks
<Blueberrie> 9This medium blue
<Blueberrie> :This is dark blue
<Joeno> No, bright green
<NovaFlash> (Judge the punchline [...])
<Joeno> Black with a ':' in front
<SevDoctor> wait
<NovaFlash> why? =]
<Joeno> We are
<Majel>  SevDoctor requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  AVERAGE [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  CONSOLE [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  DARTS [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  DEFEAT [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  ELSE [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  RATINGS [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  SEEK [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Blueberrie> FAnd this is darker light blue
<Blueberrie> GDarker medium blue
<NovaFlash> Jonas: we already got that at the beginning, but ok =] use the list on punchlines.asp..
<Blueberrie> HDarker dark blue
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about AVERAGE 
<Majel>  "Strive to be AVERAGE."
<SevDoctor> now
<Agent-D> cut
<Joeno> Just black with and F/G/H in front
<NovaFlash> keep
<LtCmdrHayes> cut
<Blueberrie> mIRC can't see any of the darker shades.
<Joeno> keep
<SevDoctor> cut
<Blueberrie> keep
<LtCmdrHayes> It's got a H.
<Blueberrie> Why the color talk, anyway?
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about AVERAGE.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Equal vote.".
<Majel>  [==================] Keep = 50 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==================] Cut = 50 %
<Agent-D> jsut curious really 
<Joeno> The blue
<SevDoctor> too many mutes, ppl
<NovaFlash> And so on, SevDoctor...
<SevDoctor> vote please!
<Agent-D> we need some sort of comparision chart relaly... NOT!
<Joeno> relaly?
<Joeno> What vehicles do you use for that? ;-)
<Agent-D> Joeno, your new to tupos aren't you {{;)
<LtCmdrHayes> Relaly?
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about CONSOLE 
<Majel>  "Death by CONSOLE!!!!"
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<Agent-D> keep
<NovaFlash> SevDoctor: just continue on =] (ps: have your browser on http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/punchlines.asp so you can see the punchwords to use right there)
<LtCmdrHayes> What's relaly?
<LtCmdrHayes> cut
<Joeno> No, just having fun
<Joeno> keep
<SevDoctor> I got it everyday there!
<SevDoctor> keep
<NovaFlash> if there are more than HALF the amount of judges MUTING.... ask for more votes. otherwise, just continue..
<Blueberrie> If you want a comparison chart, I could make one, I guess. I can use mIRC with Virtual PC
<Blueberrie> cut
<Agent-D> BB, I was joking, theres no need for one at all
<NovaFlash> keep
<NovaFlash> oh i love this one.
<SevDoctor> BB, would you vote?
<SevDoctor> thanks!
<Blueberrie> Okay =)
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about CONSOLE.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [========================] Keep = 67 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [============] Cut = 33 %
<Blueberrie> I did.
<Agent-D> 4 VOTE PEOPLE!
<Blueberrie> Oh.
<Blueberrie> Yellow
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about DARTS 
<Majel>  "Give me DARTS or give death!"
<NovaFlash> 9|¯< |_ |_| |·¯ |¯< |·¯ |¯< |¯< | |·¯
<Blueberrie> Blue =)
<Agent-D> keep
<Joeno> cut
<NovaFlash> Blue: I remember =]
<Agent-D> littlestar would love that one
<LtCmdrHayes> cut
<Blueberrie> cut
<NovaFlash> keep
<Blueberrie> Heehee
<NintendoGuru> cut
<Agent-D> more liekly to be their motto, Bashir and O'Brians that is
<SevDoctor> keep
<SevDoctor> nova!
<Agent-D> oh boy this one's a gonner
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about DARTS.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [===============] Keep = 43 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [=====================] Cut = 57 %
<Agent-D> I knew it
<Joeno> What a smile, Nova
<Joeno> Scary
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about DEFEAT 
<Majel>  "DEFEAT builds character!"
<Joeno> keep
<Agent-D> keep
<NintendoGuru> cut
<Blueberrie> keep
<Blueberrie> I really think I'm lagging...
<SevDoctor> nice lag from me
<Joeno> Yes, Nova, I see you
<SevDoctor> neutral
<LtCmdrHayes> cut
<Joeno> Though I doubt I like that
<NovaFlash> keep
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about DEFEAT.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [=====================] Keep = 57 %
<Majel>  [=====] Neutral = 14 %
<Majel>  [==========] Cut = 29 %
<Agent-D> I pinged you BB< 4 secs
<NovaFlash> one mute only =]
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about ELSE 
<Majel>  "Today is a good day for someone ELSE to die"
<Joeno> cut
<SevDoctor> ping me please
<Agent-D> cut
<SevDoctor> keep
<Blueberrie> Weird
<NintendoGuru> keep
<Agent-D> this one's been used a lot in Discworld
<Joeno> Sevdoctor: 1sec
<Blueberrie> 1 sec.
<SevDoctor> wow!
<Blueberrie> Odd.
<NovaFlash> keep
<Agent-D> 1 sec JB
<Blueberrie> Maybe it's a problem with my display...
<Blueberrie> Nothing's showing up unless I say something.
<Agent-D> BB, keep talking then
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about ELSE.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [======================] Keep = 60 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==============] Cut = 40 %
<Blueberrie> Oy.
<SevDoctor> too many mutes...
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about RATINGS 
<Majel>  "RATINGS are Life!"
<Blueberrie> Must be this server...
<Joeno> keep
<Blueberrie> cut
<Blueberrie>  
<Majel> "Hmmm... bad boys. You're not voting!"
<NovaFlash> oops
<NovaFlash> keep
<Agent-D> 4 if you value your knee caps DO NOT BE A MUTE!
<Agent-D> keep
<Joeno> cut
<NovaFlash> OUCH!
<SevDoctor> keep
<Agent-D> Discworld Dwarf threat
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about RATINGS.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [======================] Keep = 60 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==============] Cut = 40 %
<Agent-D> most liekly to come froma drunken Dwarf whose jsut had a sip from a half pint of beer
<Blueberrie> ...
<NintendoGuru> keep
<Blueberrie> Hmm.
<SevDoctor> I assume the non-voters are not here
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about RATINGS.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [========================] Keep = 67 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [============] Cut = 33 %
<Agent-D> BB< did you actualyl get that Discworld book or not?
* Blueberrie ...
* NovaFlash ...
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about SEEK 
<Majel>  "To boldly SEEK out new life and kill it!"
* SevDoctor ...
<Agent-D> cut
<NovaFlash> keep
<Blueberrie> Nope. =(
<NintendoGuru> keep
<Blueberrie> I lost the GC
<Agent-D> dear god help me cut that one
<SevDoctor> keep
<Blueberrie> keep
<Blueberrie>  
<Agent-D> GC?
<Agent-D> oh right
<Blueberrie> gift certificate
<Agent-D> Gift certificate
<Blueberrie> Yeah
<Agent-D> right
<NovaFlash> JonasBashir now, when you showed the results for this last punchline... do "Proceed to Final mode"
<Blueberrie>  
<Blueberrie> ...
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about SEEK.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 1 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [=============================] Keep = 80 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [=======] Cut = 20 %
<NovaFlash>  
<NovaFlash> 
<NovaFlash> proceed to final mode.......................................................
<SevDoctor> now we're finnish... finished!
<NovaFlash> narfable
<SevDoctor> Let's go to the final mode
<NovaFlash> yezz =]
<Majel>  SevDoctor requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  AVERAGE [50%, 0] "Equal vote."
<Majel>  CONSOLE [67%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  DEFEAT [57%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  ELSE [60%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  RATINGS [67%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  SEEK [80%, 0] "Keep it!"
<NovaFlash> use Tally vote4 and show results to give some results.. narf.
<NovaFlash> vote4 average
<Agent-D> vote4 console
<Blueberrie>  
<SevDoctor> we're not in final mode yet
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
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<NovaFlash> THEN HURRY UP =]
<SevDoctor> now!
<Agent-D> vote4 console
<NovaFlash> vote4 console
<NintendoGuru> vote4 seek
<SevDoctor> vote4 console
* NovaFlash kicks SevDoctor =]
<LtCmr_Hayes> *yawn*
<Blueberrie> vote4 average
* NovaFlash kicks SevDoctor again =]
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<SevDoctor> ouch!
* SevDoctor kicks Novaflash
<NovaFlash> wow netsplit
<Blueberrie> I don't see how console is funny
* SevDoctor kicks NovaFlash with a hocket stick
<Blueberrie> Oh.
<NovaFlash> we have to wait a moment
<SevDoctor> hockey... tupos
<NovaFlash> I _HAVE_ a hockey stick
<NovaFlash> do you?
<Agent-D> coz tehy keeping gettign blown up by them 
<Agent-D> I have a baseball bat... do you?
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<SevDoctor> good netsplit
<NovaFlash> no i hate netsplits..
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  AVERAGE scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  CONSOLE scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  SEEK scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 5 Judges present: 6
<LtCmr_Hayes> THERE ARE FOUR TUPOS!
<Agent-D> vote
<Blueberrie>  
<Blueberrie>  
<Blueberrie>  
<NovaFlash> blueberrie:
<SevDoctor> Mr Hayes, you have to vote
<Blueberrie> Hmm?
<NovaFlash> Sev: mr?
<Blueberrie>  
<SevDoctor> no... he's gone
<NovaFlash> he?
<Blueberrie>  
<SevDoctor> who's the non-voter?
<LtCmr_Hayes> MS Hayes. *shoots deathglare to SevDoctor*
<Blueberrie>  
<NovaFlash> i dunno
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<Joeno> Hello Joeno
<Blueberrie>  
<LtCmr_Hayes> vote4 seek
<SevDoctor> Ms?
<SevDoctor> Sorry
<SevDoctor> =]
<NovaFlash> Sev: wait a moment. the netsplit kicked people out
<Joeno> vote4 defeat
<SevDoctor> waiting
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  AVERAGE scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  CONSOLE scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  DEFEAT scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  SEEK scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 7 Judges present: 7
<Joeno> Sorry, needed to reconnect
<Agent-D> defeat?
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<Joeno> Hello `__
<SevDoctor> now...
<Blueberrie>  
<Blueberrie>  
<Blueberrie>  
<NovaFlash> yeha continue...bah...stupid irc servers
<Blueberrie>  
<Blueberrie> Oy...
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<SevDoctor> hey! the pick command is not working
<SevDoctor> I should say... the Delete is working like Pick
<NovaFlash> ah..
<Blueberrie>  
<NovaFlash> a bug in the script..
<SevDoctor> drat
<NovaFlash> do this: /msg majel cutfinal (punchword)
<SevDoctor> gimme the manual delete command
<NovaFlash> I'll fix it immediately here
<NovaFlash> cutfinal (punchword)
<Majel>  AVERAGE now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
<SevDoctor> hehehe
<NovaFlash> sorry 'bout that
* Agent-D feels eyes gettign heavier
<Majel>  DEFEAT now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
<Blueberrie>  
<SevDoctor> revote ppl
<Joeno> vote4 seek
<SevDoctor> no sweat Nova
<Agent-D> vote4 defeat
<NovaFlash> narf
<Agent-D> er
<Agent-D> vote4 console
* SevDoctor hits NovaFlash with a baseball bat
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  CONSOLE scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  SEEK scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 6 Judges present: 8
<NovaFlash> hmm a tie
<SevDoctor> aah
<SevDoctor> hey!
<Agent-D> sev queen
<SevDoctor> let me do that
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  CONSOLE scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  SEEK scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 6 Judges present: 8
<NovaFlash> unless something intriguing happens... run sev queen rule =] Sorry =]
<NovaFlash> oh it looks much better when you do it =P
<SevDoctor> we had 7 votes before. Now we have 6
<LtCmdrHayes> War is hell.
<Blueberrie>  
<NovaFlash> SevDoctor: don't nag..continue
<LtCmdrHayes> There is a major war occuring in my life.
<NovaFlash> there's a bit time pressure you know =]
<Blueberrie> Oops
<Blueberrie> vote4 seek
<SevDoctor> sorry... it goes to Sevqueen. Few people today
<LtCmdrHayes> It all started when I installed Netscape.
<SevDoctor> thank you
<Blueberrie> Hmm?
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  CONSOLE scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  SEEK scored 4 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 7 Judges present: 8
<NovaFlash> SevDoctor: it's still as good a tie as any
<Joeno> Ooow, a story! :-)
<Agent-D> no Hayes, it started when you installed windows and sold your soul to Bill Gates
<Blueberrie> I still don't see anything funny about console.
<Blueberrie>  
<Majel> "This is one for the Sevqueen. Even I admit her power."
<SevDoctor> sent to sevqueen!
<LtCmdrHayes> Windows was already installed. I sold my soul to Compaq.
<SevDoctor> I'm going for Sci-fi, then Twist
<Agent-D> I want to file a protest over SEEK even being in as it's a crappy overused line that's been seen several tiems before hand
<NovaFlash> Agent-D: noted
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Blueberrie>  
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  Retrieving punchlines for competition SCIFI, please stand by...
<Majel>  Retrieval SCIFI competition complete.
<Majel>  SevDoctor requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  BITE [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  CALORIES [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  DEATH [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  FLOSS [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  STRONG [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  THIS [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
<Blueberrie>  
<NovaFlash> Blueberrie?
<Blueberrie> Yeah, but how's console funny?
<SevDoctor> read a little and we'll begin
<Blueberrie> What?
<Blueberrie>  
<NovaFlash> You are saying alot of nothing =]
<NovaFlash> again =]
<Blueberrie> Oh
<Blueberrie> I have to!
<NovaFlash> ?
<SevDoctor> juxtaposition death-life
<Blueberrie> It's the only way I can see what's going on.
<Joeno> LOL!
<NovaFlash> ah... huh?
<Blueberrie> Nothing's showing up unless I say something.
<Agent-D> BB, they get killed by their own consoles exploding in their faces all the time. It doesn't take that mcuh thinking about
<Blueberrie> =/
<SevDoctor> victory is life, death by console
<SevDoctor> Console is death should be funnier
<NovaFlash> odd... and what happens if you do /msg blueberrie hello ?
<Blueberrie> But it's not funny...
<Agent-D> death by console seems more motto like
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about BITE 
<Majel>  "I was just joking when I said "BITE Me!""
<SevDoctor> beginning SevWars
<Joeno> keep
<Blueberrie> I get a message from myself saying hello ?
<NintendoGuru> keep
<Majel>  SevDoctor requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  BITE [100%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  CALORIES [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  DEATH [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  FLOSS [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  STRONG [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  THIS [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<NovaFlash> NO! MAKE SEV LOVE! NOT SEV WARS! =]
<Blueberrie>  
<Agent-D> BB, it is funny, but it seems some people aren't in to such subtle humour
<Blueberrie> =)
<NovaFlash> Blueberrie: yes but does it help to see stuff?
<Blueberrie> Nope.
<NovaFlash> ah ok =] never mind then =/
<Blueberrie> And I can't even see it.
<NovaFlash> keep
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*** Blueberrie sets mode: +oo NintendoGuru NovaFlash
<Blueberrie> Oops...
<Blueberrie> ACK!
<Blueberrie> Wrong button!
<Blueberrie> D'oh.
<Blueberrie> Err...
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<Joeno> Hmmm...
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*** Blueberrie sets mode: -ooo `__ Agent-D Majel
*** Blueberrie sets mode: -ooo NintendoGuru NovaFlash SevDoctor
*** Blueberrie sets mode: -o Blueberrie
<Agent-D> what, theres an op everyone in sight button now is there?
<NovaFlash> ah yes =]
<Joeno> And they start with me! :-/
<Blueberrie> Oy.
<NovaFlash> Joeno; sorry =]
<Blueberrie> Sorry...
<Majel>  Well since you asked: the current punchline is BITE 
<Majel>  "I was just joking when I said "BITE Me!""
<Blueberrie> Yeah, massop
<NovaFlash> keep
<LtCmdrHayes> keep
<NintendoGuru> keep
<Blueberrie> Never pressed that one accidentally before...
<Blueberrie> keep
<Agent-D> keep
<Blueberrie> There'sa a mass deop, too
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about BITE.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 0 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [====================================] Keep = 100 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [] Cut = 0 %
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<Joeno> Hello JonasBashir
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about CALORIES 
<Majel>  "Do you know how many CALORIES I am?"
<NovaFlash> Welcome back =]
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<JonasBashir> I'll take command again, thank you
<Agent-D> cut
<NintendoGuru> cut
<Joeno> cut
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<Agent-D> or should I say, gut?
<NovaFlash> keep
<SevDoctor> keep
<Blueberrie> keep
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<Joeno> Hello MattNelson
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<NintendoGuru> vut vut vut
<SevDoctor> thank you BB
<MattNelson> Still judging?
<Blueberrie> Hi Matt
<SevDoctor> tank you NOva. I told you this would happen
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about CALORIES.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Equal vote.".
<Majel>  [==================] Keep = 50 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==================] Cut = 50 %
<NovaFlash> narf =]
<Majel> "There are too many mutes. Fix the problem."
<NovaFlash> keep
<SevDoctor> you already voted, NOva
<Agent-D> kick the mutes
<Blueberrie>  
<Joeno> Majel, *beep* shut *beep* up *beep*
<Joeno> !
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about DEATH 
<Majel>  "Oh no... DEATH by breath!"
<LtCmdrHayes> keep
<NovaFlash> SevDoctor...there have been 6 votes, and 3 mutes. that's good enough to continue =]
<Joeno> keep
<Agent-D> keep
<NintendoGuru> cut
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<NovaFlash> keep
<SevDoctor> not for me =]
<SevDoctor> keep
<Agent-D> wheres he's off to in such a hurry?
<Blueberrie>  
<NovaFlash> SevDoctor: narf! then you will never get your majel certificate =]]
<Blueberrie> cut
<SevDoctor> LOL!
<NovaFlash> neither will you get your judging session drivers license.
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about DEATH.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [==========================] Keep = 71 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==========] Cut = 29 %
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about FLOSS 
<Majel>  "Use the FLOSS!"
<Joeno> cut
<Agent-D> keep
<NintendoGuru> cut
<NovaFlash> keep
<SevDoctor> this is quite simple to run. We shuld thank the programmer..s?
<SevDoctor> keep
<Blueberrie> cut
<Blueberrie>  
<Blueberrie>  
<NovaFlash> narf. thank me for the bugs in the popup =]
<Agent-D> thank? THANK?!
<Joeno> Hate, you mean?
<Joeno> Nova, tired?
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about FLOSS.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Equal vote.".
<Majel>  [==================] Keep = 50 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==================] Cut = 50 %
<Joeno> :-)
<LtCmdrHayes> keep
<NovaFlash> yes thank me, my bank account is 296861553
<NovaFlash> =]
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about STRONG 
<Majel>  "The breath is STRONG with this one!"
<LtCmdrHayes> Use the floss! is good.
<Joeno> keep
<SevDoctor> keep !
<NovaFlash> keep
<Agent-D> keep
<NintendoGuru> cut
<SevDoctor> this one's a winner
<Blueberrie> keep
<NovaFlash> definitely
* NintendoGuru yawns
<SevDoctor> hayes?
<NovaFlash> CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCONTINUE? =]
<Agent-D> should think so
* NovaFlash kicks sevdoctor =]
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about STRONG.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 1 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [==============================] Keep = 83 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [======] Cut = 17 %
<Blueberrie>  
<SevDoctor> ouch!
<NovaFlash> oh it works =]
<Blueberrie> ...
* NovaFlash kicks again
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about THIS 
<Majel>  "So THIS is what it's like to be an action figure!"
* Joeno slaps NovaFlash around a bit with a large trout
<NovaFlash> ah it works again.
<SevDoctor> ouch!
<Joeno> keep
<NovaFlash> OUCH
<Agent-D> keep
<NintendoGuru> cut
<SevDoctor> LOL!
<SevDoctor> keep
<NovaFlash> keep
<SevDoctor> BB!
<NovaFlash> blubbery.?
<Blueberrie> Hmm?
<NovaFlash> votey =]
<Blueberrie> Oh
<Blueberrie> keep
<NovaFlash> narferable.
<Blueberrie> I knew that. =)
<SevDoctor> aah!
<NovaFlash> I don't doubt that =]
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about THIS.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 1 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [==============================] Keep = 83 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [======] Cut = 17 %
<SevDoctor> no kick now
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
<Majel>  SevDoctor requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  BITE [100%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  CALORIES [50%, 0] "Equal vote."
<Majel>  DEATH [71%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  FLOSS [57%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  STRONG [83%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  THIS [83%, 0] "Keep it!"
<NintendoGuru> vote4 bite
<NovaFlash> I'm being watching by three people..my..am i that interesting?
<Joeno> vote4 this
<SevDoctor> vote4 bite
<NovaFlash> vote4 death
<Agent-D> vote4 strong
<SevDoctor> I'll fix that Nova
<Joeno> I'm being watching?
<Blueberrie> Ehh...
<Joeno> Bad English that is
<NovaFlash> oops
<NovaFlash> so are it.
<Blueberrie> vote4 this
<NovaFlash> vote4 this, vote4 that....vote4 everything!
<SevDoctor> haaaaayes!
<NovaFlash> HEY!'s
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  BITE scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  DEATH scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  STRONG scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  THIS scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 6 Judges present: 8
<SevDoctor> hmmm... cutting 1s
<Blueberrie>  
<NovaFlash> death and strong are alive and weak..
<Joeno> This is a winner :-)
<Blueberrie> Oh, I have to go.
<Blueberrie> See yas!
<NovaFlash> ack..okay
<Agent-D> bye BB
<Blueberrie>  
<Joeno> Bye Blueberrie!
<Blueberrie> bye
<SevDoctor> how was the command?
*** Blueberrie has quit IRC
<SevDoctor> =]
<NovaFlash> cutfinal
<Majel>  DEATH now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
<Majel>  STRONG now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
<SevDoctor> revote please
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  BITE scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  THIS scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 3 Judges present: 7
<SevDoctor> Nova and A-D
<NovaFlash> vote4 bite
<Agent-D> vote4 bite
<Joeno> This is a great punchline!
<SevDoctor> cause we'll assume Hayes' not here
<Agent-D> not the best though
<Joeno> But it is clear :-(
<NovaFlash> JB: mind if i run the last two rounds? hi-speed, you see >=]
<NovaFlash> be honest
* Joeno points at the large trout
* NovaFlash looks at the large trout
<SevDoctor> grawl
<Joeno> Don't push your luck to far :-P
<SevDoctor> ok, go. But go Twist first
* NovaFlash looks closer...closer...
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  Retrieving punchlines for competition THEPITS, please stand by...
<Majel>  Retrieval THEPITS competition complete.
<Majel>  NovaFlash requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  BACTERIA [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  CLEANER [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  GARBAGE [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  HOLIDAY [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  JUNKYARD [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  MEANING [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  WOW [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  Votes cast: 0 Judges present: 7
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about BACTERIA 
<Majel>  "Did I mention that BACTERIA can multiply?"
<Joeno> Want to see it real close?
* Agent-D points a large trout at Dummy "take this judging session to Cuba"
<SevDoctor> hey! It wasn't finished!
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<Joeno> Hello MattNelson
<NovaFlash> argh.. sorry sev =[
<Agent-D> keep
<MattNelson> Still?  Argh.
<SevDoctor> brb
<NovaFlash> we're going now anyway..dray
*** SevDoctor has left #sevtrek
<NovaFlash> drat i mean
<NintendoGuru> keep
<Agent-D> MAtt, slow session
<NovaFlash> oh no i'm taking ove
<MattNelson> Geez, I guess.
<NovaFlash> keep
<Agent-D> well, I mena it's bene slow so far
<Joeno> keep
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about BACTERIA.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 0 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [====================================] Keep = 100 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [] Cut = 0 %
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about CLEANER 
<Majel>  "Much CLEANER than I remember."
<NovaFlash> keep
<Agent-D> keep
<Joeno> cut
<NintendoGuru> cut
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about CLEANER.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep for now.".
<Majel>  [==================] Keep = 50 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==================] Cut = 50 %
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about GARBAGE 
<Majel>  "How nice! The GARBAGE is welcoming us home."
<NovaFlash> keep
<Agent-D> keep
<Joeno> keep
<NintendoGuru> cut
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about GARBAGE.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 1 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [===========================] Keep = 75 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [=========] Cut = 25 %
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about HOLIDAY 
<Majel>  "How soon before our next HOLIDAY?"
<Agent-D> is ANYONE else voting ehre?
<NovaFlash> nope...
<Joeno> No, I believe not
<NovaFlash> cut
<Joeno> keep
<Agent-D> keep
<NintendoGuru> cut
<MattNelson> What session are we on?
<Agent-D> VOTE
<Agent-D> 4VOTE
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about HOLIDAY.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep for now.".
<Majel>  [==================] Keep = 50 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==================] Cut = 50 %
<Joeno> `__ isn't voting
<NovaFlash> pits
<MattNelson> keep
<Joeno> LtCmdrHayes isn't
<Joeno> And that's all
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about JUNKYARD 
<Majel>  "Home sweet JUNKYARD!"
<NovaFlash> cut
<Agent-D> cut
<MattNelson> cut
<Agent-D> it's more of a swamp
<NintendoGuru> cut
<Joeno> cut
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about JUNKYARD.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 0 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [] Keep = 0 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [====================================] Cut = 100 %
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about MEANING 
<Majel>  "This brings new MEANING to the word home-sick."
<Joeno> keep
<NovaFlash> keep !!
<Agent-D> keep
<NintendoGuru> cut
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about MEANING.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 1 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [===========================] Keep = 75 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [=========] Cut = 25 %
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about WOW 
<Majel>  "WOW, just like we left it!"
<Joeno> cut
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<Joeno> Hello JonasBashir
<NovaFlash> keep
<MattNelson> cut
<NovaFlash> hey
<NintendoGuru> cut
<JonasBashir> back
<Agent-D> keep
<Majel>  Well since you asked: the current punchline is WOW 
<Majel>  "WOW, just like we left it!"
*** JonasBashir is now known as DrJonasBashir
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about WOW.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [==============] Keep = 40 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [======================] Cut = 60 %
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
<LtCmdrHayes> keep
<DrJonasBashir> Hey! This is Pits! I ws going to judge Twist first!
<Majel>  NovaFlash requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  BACTERIA [100%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  CLEANER [50%, 0] "Keep for now."
<Majel>  GARBAGE [75%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  HOLIDAY [60%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  MEANING [75%, 0] "Keep it!"
<NovaFlash> snorry..
<NovaFlash> it just loaded first, i mixed numbers up 
<Agent-D> vote4 bacteria
<Joeno> vote4 bacteria
<NovaFlash> vote4 meaning
<Majel> "Insufficient data. I need more votes."
<NintendoGuru> vote4 meaning
<DrJonasBashir> vote4 garbage
<MattNelson> vote4 bacteria
* Joeno slaps Majel around a bit with a large trout
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  BACTERIA scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  GARBAGE scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  MEANING scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 6 Judges present: 8
<Majel>  GARBAGE now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  BACTERIA scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  MEANING scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 5 Judges present: 8
<MattNelson> vote4 meaning
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  BACTERIA scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  MEANING scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 5 Judges present: 8
<NovaFlash> whoever voted garbage, please revote
<DrJonasBashir> me
<NovaFlash> that's you, jonas =]
<DrJonasBashir> vote4 bacteria
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  BACTERIA scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  MEANING scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 6 Judges present: 8
<Joeno> Sevqueen!
<DrJonasBashir> let's tie this
<Majel> "This is one for the Sevqueen. Even I admit her power."
<NintendoGuru> lovely
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  Retrieving punchlines for competition TWIST, please stand by...
<Majel>  Retrieval TWIST competition complete.
<Majel>  NovaFlash requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  BITING [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  BODY [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  NAPS [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  POINTS [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  VERSUS [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  WANT [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
<Joeno> Yes, we know Majel
<NovaFlash> Mind if i go to final mode right away?
<Joeno> Why?
<NovaFlash> there's no use eliminating with only 6 judges and 6 lines 
<DrJonasBashir> let me do it
<Joeno> Good point
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
<Agent-D> go ahead, fine by me
<NovaFlash> the final mode is yours, jonas
<DrJonasBashir> okiday
<NintendoGuru> vote4 biting
<Majel>  DrJonasBashir requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  BITING [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  BODY [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  NAPS [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  POINTS [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  VERSUS [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  WANT [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Agent-D> vote4 versus
<Joeno> vote4 versus
<NovaFlash> yes yes we already saw that list =]
<MattNelson> vote4 versus
* Joeno slaps NovaFlash around a bit with a large trout
<Joeno> :-P
<NovaFlash> vote4 versus
<NovaFlash> ouch ouch ouch =]
<DrJonasBashir> vote4 versus
<NintendoGuru> ah cmon! biting is perfect :/
<Joeno> I think we already have a winner
<NovaFlash> yeah =]
* NovaFlash pokes jonas
<Joeno> Within 2 minutes!
* MattNelson is just following the crowd...
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  BITING scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  VERSUS scored 5 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 6 Judges present: 8
* NovaFlash pokes jonas with a sev stick
<Joeno> TWO!
<DrJonasBashir> it's clear
<NovaFlash> et voila
<NintendoGuru> versus isn't funny ...
<MattNelson> Hey NG, been meaning to ask; played any good games lately?
<NovaFlash> deactivate majel and it's done..
<DrJonasBashir> we're done, ppl!
<Joeno> Yes it is
<DrJonasBashir> I'm deactivating Majel
<Joeno> Bye Majel!
<Majel> "No, please!"
<NovaFlash> DIE! DIE!
<Majel> "I wanna live!"
* NovaFlash hits majel with a spoon
* NintendoGuru sighs
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<Joeno> We won't miss you >:-]
<NovaFlash> ...repeatedly
<Majel> "I'm a woman, a sentient being!"
<DrJonasBashir> BYE!
<NovaFlash> oh you're a woman! hmmmmmmmm die anyway =]
<Joeno> Who learned you that?
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Agent-D> MAjel, shut up and make me a sandwhich
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  ===== The voting is now over! =====
Session Close: Sat May 06 02:00:39 2000