Session Start: Sat May 27 01:11:03 2000
* Logging #sevtrek to '#sevtrek.log'
*** Majel changes topic to 'Sev Judging is now in Session.'
<e_of_PI> BTW... Dummy... How can I change the popup?
<NovaFlash> change the popup?
<NovaFlash> what popup?
<e_of_PI> This popup.
* e_of_PI slaps NovaFlash around a bit with a large trout
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREK, please stand by...
<Majel>  Retrieval SEVTREK competition complete.
<Majel>  SevDoctor requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  CUTE [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  DATE [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  ELDERS [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  MATURE [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  NEW [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  OLD [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  RIGHT [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  ROCK [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
<NovaFlash> wht..oh you mean in mirc?
<e_of_PI> Yep.
<NovaFlash> keep cut vote4 neutral! =]
<MissIzzy> i still think Ezri and Jake would have mad ea great couple
<e_of_PI> In the 8th seasson...
<SevDoctor> wait a sec, I'm loading the comp page
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about CUTE 
<Majel>  "CUTE and experienced. I like it."
<NovaFlash> pi: with an ini file =]
<Jor> cut
<Mark> keep
<Joeno> cut
<MissIzzy> keep
<e_of_PI> You know, I think an 8th seasson for the X files is a mistake.
<e_of_PI> keep
<NovaFlash> jsut go to http://listen.to/majel/ and see the instructions. you cna alter majelpop.ini to your needs.
<NovaFlash> keep
<SevDoctor> neutral
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<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about CUTE.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [=====================] Keep = 57 %
<Majel>  [=====] Neutral = 14 %
<Majel>  [==========] Cut = 29 %
<SevDoctor> I'm going on the fast track ppl, be warned
<e_of_PI> Fast may be good.
<Hejira> Okay...
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about DATE 
<Majel>  "She doesn't have a use by DATE, dad."
<e_of_PI> keep !!!
<NovaFlash> keep
<Joeno> keep
<MissIzzy> keep 
<e_of_PI> This one is GGOD!
<Hejira> cut
<Jor> keep
<SevDoctor> I'm improvising... I don't have the punchlines page
<Hejira> I don't see it.
<NovaFlash> http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/punchlines.asp
<SevDoctor> keep
<SevDoctor> I know... I have it bookmarked =]
<Hejira> No...I don't see what's so funny.
<e_of_PI> Use by date- for food productes, that won't be spoiled...
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about DATE.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 1 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [===============================] Keep = 86 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [=====] Cut = 14 %
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about ELDERS 
<Majel>  "You always said be nice to my ELDERS..."
<e_of_PI> cut
<SevDoctor> keep
<Jor> cut
<Joeno> keep
<Mark> cut
<MissIzzy> keep
<Hejira> keep
<NovaFlash> keep
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about ELDERS.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [======================] Keep = 62 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==============] Cut = 38 %
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about MATURE 
<Majel>  "I'm feeling more MATURE by the minute, Dad!"
<SevDoctor> Cool, we're going fast
<Joeno> keep
<NovaFlash> keep
<Jor> cut
<e_of_PI> keep
<MissIzzy> cut
<SevDoctor> keep
<Mark> cut
<Hejira> cut
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about MATURE.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Equal vote.".
<Majel>  [==================] Keep = 50 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==================] Cut = 50 %
<NovaFlash> Doctor: just keep it going this way, nothing more to it =]
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about NEW 
<Majel>  "But Dad, most of her is brand NEW!"
<NovaFlash> 0 mutes...wow. this must be a dream
<SevDoctor> ok, can do!
<Joeno> keep
<Jor> keep
<NovaFlash> keep
<e_of_PI> keep
<Mark> keep
<MissIzzy> cut
<Jor> Dummy, don't jinx it!
<SevDoctor> keep
<SevDoctor> LOL
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about NEW.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 1 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [===============================] Keep = 86 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [=====] Cut = 14 %
<NovaFlash> and what does Jinx mean, exactly?
<e_of_PI> Jinx? Mt. Lookitthat is much better!
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about OLD 
<Majel>  "Afraid she will replace you as my OLD man?"
<Joeno> cut
<e_of_PI> keep
<NovaFlash> Jinx is a nice word; but do you know what it means exactly? :)
<Jor> keep
<MissIzzy> keep
<Mark> keep
<SevDoctor> keep
<NovaFlash> no
<e_of_PI> To put an ecil spell on.
<NovaFlash> cut
<Jor> I believe so =]
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about OLD.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [==========================] Keep = 71 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==========] Cut = 29 %
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about RIGHT 
<Majel>  "You're RIGHT, Dad. I need counselling..."
<Mark> keep
<Joeno> keep
<Jor> Yup =]
<NovaFlash> keep
<Jor> keep
<MissIzzy> keep
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<SevDoctor> keep !
<e_of_PI> cu
<e_of_PI> cut
<SevDoctor> They're good
<e_of_PI> keep
<jc> keep
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<NovaFlash> WB, JC, U OK? =]
<Jor> Sevutations JC
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about RIGHT.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 8 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 0 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [====================================] Keep = 100 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [] Cut = 0 %
<Joeno> Hello again jc
<MissIzzy> morning
<e_of_PI> Hi TT, hi JC!
<jc> MIRC seemed to have frozen - I find closing and reopening seems to fix it
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about ROCK 
<Majel>  "If 324 looks that good - ROCK on father time!"
<jc> cut
<Jor> cut
<e_of_PI> cut
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<MissIzzy> wha?
<Joeno> cut
<NovaFlash> JC: you were gone for a few minutes there.
<Mark> cut
<SevDoctor> neutral
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<Hejira> cut
<MissIzzy> i don't get it
<NovaFlash> neutral
<NovaFlash> neither do i
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<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about ROCK.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 0 ~~ neutrals: 2 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [] Keep = 0 %
<Majel>  [=========] Neutral = 25 %
<Majel>  [===========================] Cut = 75 %
<SevDoctor> Let's go to final
<jc> nova - well, I also had to have a (cough) bathroom break :-)
<Majel>  SevDoctor requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  CUTE [57%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  DATE [86%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  ELDERS [62%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  MATURE [50%, 0] "Equal vote."
<Majel>  NEW [86%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  OLD [71%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  RIGHT [100%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
<NovaFlash> JC: nature calling =]
<MissIzzy> vote4 date
<e_of_PI> vote4 date
<Jor> vote4 right
<Joeno> vote4 new
<SevDoctor> vote4 new
<jc> vote4 new
<Hejira> vote4 right
<NovaFlash> JC: ferry is literally killing me now about that coloured name of Wendy.
<Mark> vote4 right
<Hom-er> vote4 elders
<NovaFlash> vote4 cute
<NovaFlash> docteur de sev?
<SevDoctor> oui oui
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  CUTE scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  DATE scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  ELDERS scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  NEW scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  RIGHT scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 10 Judges present: 10
<jc> Nova - Wendy says she likes purples and blues in a spectrumy kind of way
<SevDoctor> Sorry, got distracted
<NovaFlash> JC: ferry if very happy now =]
<NovaFlash> And wendy, if you get to the SB, and post with the name sevqueen, you'll get your name in shiny colours =]
<e_of_PI> From when?
<NovaFlash> vote4 date
<Hejira> No mutes again - I have died and gone to Los Angeles...
<SevDoctor> Majel, respond!
<Hom-er> vote4 new
* Mark grins
<NovaFlash> odd
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  DATE scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  NEW scored 4 vote(s).
<Majel>  RIGHT scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 10 Judges present: 10
* Jor slaps Majel with a digitised trout
<e_of_PI> IS there a doctor in the chatroom???
<jc> just out of interest, NEW is the punchline that won at the Melbourne Multiverse convention I went to a few weeks ago
<e_of_PI> Sevqueen?
<NovaFlash> cool.
<NovaFlash> yeah this is kinda tough =]
<Joeno> I think it's a really nice one
<Hejira> I like right.
<NovaFlash> i say we go for new; it was the winner in the Melbourne Multiverse thingee too =]
<Mark> I like all three...what little help that is...
<NovaFlash> aanyone with me; stick your fingers in your nose =]]
<Joeno> Sevqueen
<Joeno> ?
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<Jor> Sevqueen
<JonasBashir> sorry
<e_of_PI> ????????
* Joeno sticks his fingers in his nose
*** NovaFlash sets mode: +o JonasBashir
<Joeno> Why's that?
-
JonasBashir is gfiori@200.51.115.53 * Guillermo Fiori
JonasBashir on @#SevTrek 
JonasBashir using adams.openprojects.net Wappinger's Falls, NY
JonasBashir End of /WHOIS list.
-
<Mark> well...
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<NovaFlash> oh we'll leave it up to John and Wendy to fight it out then, shall we? =]
<e_of_PI> I called the sevdoctor, and this is what he said...
<SevDoctor> It's done I suppose
<e_of_PI> Narf narf narfnarfnarf...
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  DATE scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  NEW scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  RIGHT scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 9 Judges present: 10
<NovaFlash> hehe equal as can be =]
<MissIzzy> oh great
<SevDoctor> hehehe lol
<Mark> vote4 right
<NovaFlash> Take it away, Guillermo boy! =]
<SevDoctor> vote4 new
* Joeno applauds
<NovaFlash> vote4 nextcomp
<SevDoctor> wait
* e_of_PI eats this comp. Let's move on.
<SevDoctor> majel's not responding t my voicwe
<Hejira> lol
<NovaFlash> fixed
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  Retrieving punchlines for competition SCIFI, please stand by...
<Majel>  Retrieval SCIFI competition complete.
<Majel>  SevDoctor requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  ATE [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  DINNER [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  HUNK [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  LAUNCHTIME [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  LOST [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  PHEW [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  SPOT [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  WASH [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
* e_of_PI eats Majel. Bad Majel. Doesn't taste like Chia Rhino.
<NovaFlash> no wonder; you went offline and changed ip
<SevDoctor> yes, true
<e_of_PI> My comp now...
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about ATE 
<Majel>  "Must have been something it ATE..."
<jc> cut
<Hejira> I'm outta this one...
<Hom-er> cut
<e_of_PI> cut
<Mark> cut
<Joeno> cut
<SevDoctor> cut
<Jor> cut
<e_of_PI> This comp is a perfect example of IBiology.
<SevDoctor> johan?
<Mark> But, who was the real parasite?
<Hejira> All cuts and a non-Star Wars fan?
<NovaFlash> SevDoctor: this is obviously cut. my vote won't make the difference here.
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about ATE.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 0 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [] Keep = 0 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [====================================] Cut = 100 %
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<SevDoctor> bah =]
<e_of_PI> Hi matt!
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about DINNER 
<Majel>  "Sorry we can't stay for DINNER!"
<Joeno> Goodmorning/-midday/afternoon/-evening/-night Matt !
<Mark> Good Sev!
<e_of_PI> keep
<MattNelson> 'sup, folks,
<SevDoctor> keep
<NovaFlash> keep
<Joeno> keep
<MattNelson> keep
<Mark> keep
<e_of_PI> matt, sci-di
<Jor> Sevutations MN =]
<SevDoctor> we judging Sevwars
<Hom-er> cut
<Jor> keep
<Hejira> sci-di?
<jc> keep
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about DINNER.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 8 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 1 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [================================] Keep = 89 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [====] Cut = 11 %
<e_of_PI> sci-dumdedumdedum
<Hejira> I'll remember that.
<NovaFlash> sci-DIE? =]
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about HUNK 
<Majel>  "Good thing this HUNK o' junk tastes as bad as it looks"
<e_of_PI> Tupos ate bell.
<SevDoctor> keep
<Joeno> cut
<e_of_PI> cut
<Hom-er> keep
<Mark> keep
<Jor> keep
<MattNelson> The punchlines page Majel gives me ain't workin.
<NovaFlash> http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/punchlines.asp
<NovaFlash> majel is old =]
<NovaFlash> keep
<Hejira> Nah...sci-di. I'll call it sci-di for the rest of...geez. I dunno.
<e_of_PI> In Space, noone can hear you being eaten by a huge slug.
<jc> who's running this judging session?
<NovaFlash> slug? looks more like a snail
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about HUNK.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [==========================] Keep = 71 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==========] Cut = 29 %
<NovaFlash> SevDoctor is, not me =]
<SevDoctor> Me!
<e_of_PI> Apparently, noone.
<MattNelson> Thenkyew.
<SevDoctor> too many mutes, my dear Sevilians
<jc> who is SevDoctor?
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about LAUNCHTIME 
<Majel>  "It's LAUNCHTIME, not lunchtime!"
<e_of_PI> Jonas Bashir.
<NovaFlash> Fiori Guillermo =]
<SevDoctor> JonasBashir, to serve and protect JC
<Mark> cut
<NovaFlash> neutral
<Joeno> keep
<MattNelson> cut
<Hejira> Okay, cut. It's lame.
<e_of_PI> keep
<Jor> keep
<NovaFlash> lol :)
<Hejira> cut
<SevDoctor> neutral
<NovaFlash> this is cool. Initials: JB, JC, JD. Jonas Bashir, John Cook, Johan Draaisma..
<jc> keep
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about LAUNCHTIME.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 2 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [================] Keep = 44 %
<Majel>  [========] Neutral = 22 %
<Majel>  [============] Cut = 33 %
<Hom-er> keep
<MattNelson> What was the ST winner?
<SevDoctor> hmmm... forgot to vote
<Hejira> My motto is to serve and protect J/C so... :D
<e_of_PI> JS,
<Jor> And JK =]
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<SevDoctor> no I didn't
<Jom-er> :-D
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about LOST 
<Majel>  "Next time, admit when you're LOST."
<Joeno> JS for me
<Jom-er> cut
<e_of_PI> JK, JC, JS, JD, JB
<Joeno> keep
<Jor> cut
<e_of_PI> keep
<SevDoctor> JJJJJJ
<e_of_PI> IS
<NovaFlash> JC: ferry is forcing me to tell you that Wendy should post on the SB once, to see her coloured name =]
<Mark> neutral
<SevDoctor> keep
<Hejira> cut
<NovaFlash> keep
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about LOST.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [==================] Keep = 50 %
<Majel>  [====] Neutral = 12 %
<Majel>  [==============] Cut = 38 %
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about PHEW 
<Majel>  "PHEW! Right direction!"
<MattNelson> cut
<MattNelson> cut
<e_of_PI> cut
<Jom-er> cut
<NovaFlash> keep
<NovaFlash> LOL! =]
<SevDoctor> keep !
<Mark> keep
<Hejira> cut
<Jor> ctulhu =]
<jc> keep
<Jor> cut
<NovaFlash> imagine about going the WRONG direction =]
<SevDoctor> Crude & lewd...
<e_of_PI> keep
<SevDoctor> ...but I like it
<Hejira> OMG...
<Jor> keep
<NovaFlash> hehehe
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about PHEW.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [========================] Keep = 67 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [============] Cut = 33 %
<Hejira> ...I like it too.
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about SPOT 
<Majel>  "Great parking SPOT, Ham !"
<Jor> cut
<SevDoctor> keep
<Jom-er> cut
<NovaFlash> neutral
<e_of_PI> keep
<Hejira> cut
<Joeno> cut
<MattNelson> cut
<Mark> cut
<Joeno> cut
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about SPOT.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [========] Keep = 22 %
<Majel>  [====] Neutral = 11 %
<Majel>  [========================] Cut = 67 %
<NovaFlash> I wonder...people say I have no accent when talking english stuff... is it true? listen for yourself: http://sevspace.com/noaccent.wav
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about WASH 
<Majel>  "Set course for the nearest cargoship WASH."
<Jom-er> cut
<Hejira> cut
<Jor> cut
<e_of_PI> keep
<NovaFlash> keep
<SevDoctor> neutral
<MissIzzy> keep
<Joeno> cut
<Mark> cut
<MattNelson> cut
<jc> keep
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about WASH.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [=============] Keep = 36 %
<Majel>  [===] Neutral = 9 %
<Majel>  [====================] Cut = 55 %
<NovaFlash> jeep
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<Hejira> ers
<_8_of_12_> hi
<e_of_PI> Hi 8!
<Majel>  SevDoctor requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  DINNER [89%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  HUNK [71%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  LAUNCHTIME [50%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  LOST [50%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  PHEW [67%, 0] "Keep it!"
<NovaFlash> burp! =]
<Hejira> hey
<_8_of_12_> slept in, apologies.
<SevDoctor> Hello mr Borg
<Joeno> Hello _8_of_12_
<e_of_PI> Dummy, like Kryten you sounds!
*** Jom-er is now known as Hom-er
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
<Mark> vote4 dinner
<Hejira> Where's your late note?
<_8_of_12_> final for?
<NovaFlash> kryten? oh no...red dwarf! =]
<Joeno> vote4 launchtime
<e_of_PI> vote4 dinner
<Jor> vote4 phew
<Hejira> Smeg!
<Jor>  =]
<NovaFlash> SciFi
<SevDoctor> SevWars!
<MissIzzy> vote4 lost
<NovaFlash> Smeg is sick
<Hejira> sci-di (That was deliberate)
<Jor> vote4 lost
<Hom-er> vote hunk
<NovaFlash> vote4 phew
<NovaFlash> I love phew =]
<_8_of_12_> Going to finalists....
<SevDoctor> vote4 phew
<Hejira> Oh, you didn't need to remind me...AIIIIGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  DINNER scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  LAUNCHTIME scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  LOST scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  PHEW scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 7 Judges present: 12
<jc> vote4 lost
<SevDoctor> What the hell do you say? I can't understand you Nova!
<_8_of_12_> nearly there...
<Mark> clear as mud...
<NovaFlash> SevDoctor: I said "I do not know why I don't accent have" =]
<SevDoctor> ARGH! 
<_8_of_12_> vote4 lost
<Joeno> vote4 lost
<Jor> vote4 lost
<Hejira> LOL!
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  DINNER scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  LOST scored 5 vote(s).
<Majel>  PHEW scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 9 Judges present: 12
<e_of_PI> Actually, Dummy, you sounds quite like Roberto Benini. And he's italian.
<NovaFlash> lol =]
<_8_of_12_> What punchline won the Sev Trek?
<e_of_PI> It's "Me don't Know"
<NovaFlash> none =]
<SevDoctor> hmmm!
<NovaFlash> vote4 phew
<e_of_PI> NEW
<Jor> 8 - congrats! The handbook for all cadets is in this week's About.com hailing frequencies!
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  DINNER scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  LOST scored 5 vote(s).
<Majel>  PHEW scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 9 Judges present: 12
<Hejira> Roberto Benini... "I want to make love to you all!"
<e_of_PI> JC have poted it.
<Hejira> He said it, not me.
<jc> 8 - reload & you'll see
<SevDoctor> 8 congrats indeed!
<NovaFlash> if someone here does not vote 4 phew, i will erase their coloured names! MWUAHAHAA!..oh wait...ferry is the ruler of coloured names now..
<e_of_PI> LOST won.
<SevDoctor> what do we do?
<Hom-er> vote4 phew
<_8_of_12_> Damn didn't win! Ah well.
<Hom-er> hehe
<SevDoctor> nooo... we're lost!
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about WASH.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [=============] Keep = 36 %
<Majel>  [===] Neutral = 9 %
<Majel>  [====================] Cut = 55 %
<NovaFlash> we're doomed.. =]
<Mark> good oxymoron!
<e_of_PI> ????????
<_8_of_12_> about.com? What's that?Buh?
<SevDoctor> sorry, that was me
<NovaFlash> hehehe
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  DINNER scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  LOST scored 5 vote(s).
<Majel>  PHEW scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 10 Judges present: 12
<NovaFlash> wrong one, bubba =]
<SevDoctor> aaah, now
<Mark> next...
* MattNelson feels the Baja Picante Doritos buuuuuurning his mouth...FOR THE ROYALTY!
<Hejira> http://www.about.com/
<MattNelson> vote4 lost
<Hejira> he he hee...
<SevDoctor> wrong "tally and show results"
<e_of_PI> Move along people, there's nothing to see here!
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  Retrieving punchlines for competition THEPITS, please stand by...
<Majel>  Retrieval THEPITS competition complete.
<Majel>  SevDoctor requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  BARELY [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  DOOR [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  EITHER [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  EVEN [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  HOPING [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  ME [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  POUND [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  ROAD [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
* Mark drools
<Jor> 8 - startrek.about.com !
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about BARELY 
<Majel>  "I can BARELY take care of myself!"
<Jor> keep
<Mark> cut
<e_of_PI> keep
<Joeno> cut
<MissIzzy> cut
<Mark> I doubt Wayne would say this...
<NovaFlash> http://sevspace.com/braingone.wav <- the one and only bones... =]
<_8_of_12_> okay... I'm at startrek.about.com...  where now...
<Majel> "Too much chatter, not enough voting."
<SevDoctor> keep
*** Hejira changes topic to 'The world will end not with a bang, but with the smell of cut cheese.'
<NovaFlash> keep
<Hejira> cut
<MattNelson> cut
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about BARELY.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [================] Keep = 44 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [====================] Cut = 56 %
<_8_of_12_> keep
<NovaFlash> cut
<Jor> 8 - I'm talking about Ms Houston newsletter... it is sent to thousands of people weekly
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about DOOR 
<Majel>  "Show the dog the DOOR!"
<_8_of_12_> Ah. Can I get a copy? :)
<Jor> Sure, what's your addie?
<e_of_PI> cut
<Hejira> cut
<Mark> keep
<Jor> cut
<MissIzzy> cut
<NovaFlash> cut
<_8_of_12_> galactichand@hotmail.com
<SevDoctor> cut
<_8_of_12_> cut
<Joeno> keep
<MattNelson> cut
<Jor> You got it
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<NovaFlash> 8: you have a BIG hand =]
<jc> cut
<_8_of_12_> Thanks, Jor.
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about DOOR.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 1 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 9 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [====] Keep = 10 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [================================] Cut = 90 %
<Mark> die dog door
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about EITHER 
<Majel>  "Well then, EITHER it goes or I go!"
*** e_of_PI changes topic to 'Whirlgirl must DIE!!!'
<_8_of_12_> Yes, Nova, very big hand. Scares me sometimes.:)
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<Mark> keep
<e_of_PI> cut
<MissIzzy> cut
<Jor> keep
<SevDoctor> That's a shared feeling, e of Pi
<Mark> One could only hope...
<SevDoctor> keep
*** Hejira changes topic to 'Chia Rhino must be EATEN!!!'
<_8_of_12_> Yeah, whirlgirl p*ssing me off something seriously nya.
<Hejira> cut
<NovaFlash> 8: do you often lose your keyboard and mouse while they're under your hands?
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<_8_of_12_> cut
<NovaFlash> pissgirl whirls me off =[
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about EITHER.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [===============] Keep = 43 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [=====================] Cut = 57 %
<_8_of_12_> Nova: I have a keyboard?
<Hejira> LOL!
<NovaFlash> 8: hell yeah! =]
<jc> cut
<Mark> exactly!
<e_of_PI> Unless you ate it...
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about EVEN 
<Majel>  "What?! I don't EVEN do that to myself!"
<MattNelson> cut
<Joeno> keep
<_8_of_12_> Nova: Is it this puny insignificant thing beneath my hands?
<NovaFlash> keep
<Jor> 8: It's in your hotmail
<MissIzzy> keep
<_8_of_12_> keep
<SevDoctor> keep
<Mark> keep
<Jor> keep
<e_of_PI> keep
<_8_of_12_> Thanks, Jor!!!
<SevDoctor> where in about dot com is that?
<NovaFlash> 8: yes, the rectangular thing with tiny buttons is your keyboard.
* _8_of_12_ waits for e-mail to arrive...
<Hejira> cut
<Jor> startrek.about.com
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about EVEN.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 8 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [=============================] Keep = 80 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [=======] Cut = 20 %
<Jor> Go to featured sites
<jc> cut
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about HOPING 
<Majel>  "I was HOPING he'd do that for me!!"
<Jor> Last week JC's Klingon Forehead Dilemma was listed
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<Shlamko> keep
<NovaFlash> problems, shlamko?
<Joeno> keep
<Jor> keep
<MissIzzy> keep
<_8_of_12_> Ah. The thing that I'm currently hitting with me little fingers.
<NovaFlash> keep
<Shlamko> I got disco.
<Hejira> And the thing that rolls around on its own foam with two or three things you can press on it is your mouse.
<_8_of_12_> cut
<Mark> keep
<Hejira> cut
<MattNelson> cut
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about HOPING.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [========================] Keep = 67 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [============] Cut = 33 %
<_8_of_12_> You mean Copernicus is a mouse?
<SevDoctor> dork me
<SevDoctor> keep
<Jor> Pinky is a Mouse. Narf!
<NovaFlash> dork you =]
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about ME 
<Majel>  "Hey! No one takes care of ME!"
<_8_of_12_> Still haven't got smeee-mail.
<Hejira> Pinky and the Brain.
<NovaFlash> from whom?
<MattNelson> cut
<NovaFlash> keep
<MissIzzy> keep
<Jor> keep
<Shlamko> keep
<Mark> keep
<_8_of_12_> smeee-mail from Jor
<Jor> Great lines this week
<Joeno> keep
<_8_of_12_> cut
<jc> cut
<NovaFlash> nature is calling. brb.
<SevDoctor> cut
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about ME.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [======================] Keep = 60 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==============] Cut = 40 %
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<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about POUND 
<Majel>  "Call the POUND!"
* Jor sings to 'Email to Berlin': An email to 8 of 12...
<Shlamko> cut
<Mark> keep
<SevDoctor> keep !!
<Jor> cut
<MissIzzy> cut
<Joeno> cut
<_8_of_12_> Don't listen to it, Nova! It's a witch!!!!
<_8_of_12_> cut
<Hejira> keep
<MattNelson> cut
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<Shlamko> I'll put a spell on you...
*** Shlamko is now known as e_of_PI
<_8_of_12_> I just recieved an e-mail from JK. Is that you, Jor? :)
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<jc> keep
<Jor> Last time I checked =]
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<Hom-er> Well, that was annoying.
<_8_of_12_> Hmmm... what she said about my site doesn't make sense.
<Joeno> Wait...
<Jor> Taurelilómëatumbalemorna Tumbaletaurëa Lómëanor
<_8_of_12_> Some fun stuff and some funny, with parody posters and episode nitpicks.
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<Mark> eh?
<SevDoctor> sorry again
<_8_of_12_> That's gramatically incorrect!
<Jor> 8 - she makes quite a few typos =]
<Joeno> Solved already... we had noone to run Majel :-/
<Jor> If it's really bad there'll be an update
<e_of_PI> Jonas, for a majel holder oyu disco quite a lot...
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<SevDoctor> Where's Johan!!??
* Mark appears confused
<Hejira> Wow, this is fast...
<e_of_PI> I GOT to meat here!
<e_of_PI> Her...
<MattNelson> You got to "meat" her?!
<_8_of_12_> Johan is at waste extraction.
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*** ChanServ sets mode: +o NovaFlash
* Hom-er holds up a salami and a bratwurst.
<SevDoctor> I'll have to run majel myself
<Hom-er> I got two meat, here.
<MattNelson> ...good Lord...
<NovaFlash> what?
<SevDoctor> ok, I won't
<NovaFlash> oh no you haven't quit AGAIN eh?
<SevDoctor> Nova, are you well?
<SevDoctor> And majel?
<Mark> I wouldn't want to butch this conversation
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SevDoctor is gfiori@200.51.122.234 * Guillermo Fiori
SevDoctor on #SevTrek 
SevDoctor using adams.openprojects.net Wappinger's Falls, NY
sevdoctor End of /WHOIS list.
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<Mark> butch=buther
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SevDoctor is gfiori@200.51.122.234 * Guillermo Fiori
SevDoctor on #SevTrek 
SevDoctor using adams.openprojects.net Wappinger's Falls, NY
sevdoctor End of /WHOIS list.
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* e_of_PI slaps Majel around a bit with a large trout
<Mark> gak!
<_8_of_12_> I think Nova and Majel have personal issues to resolve.
<NovaFlash> fixed
<SevDoctor> yepp... not my fault
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*** NovaFlash sets mode: +o SevDoctor
<_8_of_12_> That was quick. :)
<Shlamko> What's going on today???
<Mark> next line...
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about POUND.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [==============] Keep = 38 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [======================] Cut = 62 %
<SevDoctor> hehe
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about ROAD 
<Majel>  "Hit the ROAD, pooch!"
<Jor> keep
<Joeno> keep
<Shlamko> keep
<NovaFlash> Majel listens to a person, determined by his/her computer's IP address. if he/she disconnects and gets a new ip, majel will be VERY deaf.
<Mark> keep
<SevDoctor> keep
<_8_of_12_> First time one of my punchlines made it to Sev Trek judging in a long time and I slept in. NARF!!!
<jc> keep
<NovaFlash> keep
<_8_of_12_> cut
<Shlamko> Which one?
<SevDoctor> did I change my IP? Damn dynamic IP and its security! =]
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<Hom-er> Dynamic IP, I damn thee!
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about ROAD.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 1 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [================================] Keep = 88 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [====] Cut = 12 %
<_8_of_12_> Mine was - She doesn't have a used by date, dad.
<Shlamko> I loved that one!
<Majel>  SevDoctor requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  EVEN [73%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  HOPING [70%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  ME [56%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  ROAD [88%, 0] "Keep it!"
<jc> 8 - aww, lost out again! :-( And it was the one that won in Melbourne that won this one!
<NovaFlash> vote4 hoping
<Shlamko> But we had a tie and decided that the one that won in the con should win online too.
<NovaFlash> oh.
<Joeno> vote4 hoping
<MattNelson> what was the Sev Trek punchline?
<_8_of_12_> JC - It was? Smeeeeee!
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<NovaFlash> matt: some tie between 3 punchlines
<MattNelson> oy.
<Shlamko> vote4 me
<Mark> vote4 hoping
<Hom-er> vote4 even
<_8_of_12_> What did it tie with?
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
*** Shlamko is now known as e_of_PI
<_8_of_12_> vote4 even
<e_of_PI> vote4 me
<NovaFlash> vote4 hoping
<Jor> vote4 me
<MattNelson> Dum-da-doo... Time to look at Voyager nits...
<Jor> =]
<Joeno> vote4 hoping
<NovaFlash> please repeat your votes; majel wasn't in thingee mode
<Mark> You're not running ... :}
<e_of_PI> 8, RTST!
<jc> vote4 road
<Hom-er> vote4 even
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  EVEN scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  HOPING scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  ME scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  ROAD scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 7 Judges present: 10
<_8_of_12_> I finally nitckpicked Dark Frontier. I haven't posted it yet on my site.
<_8_of_12_> RTST? What's that, e?
<Majel>  ROAD now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
<Mark> consistant voting pattern
<e_of_PI> Read the Smegging Transcript!
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  EVEN scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  HOPING scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  ME scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 6 Judges present: 10
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<jc> vote4 even
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<_8_of_12_> e: I can't because the JS is still going and I came in late. :)
*** NovaFlash sets mode: +o JonasBashir
<e_of_PI> BTW, 8, are you a member of the nitpickers guilde?
<Hom-er> hmmm. You know, which punchline to pick really has a lot to do with whether you want to use the dog in later cartoons, JC.
<JonasBashir> grrrr
<NovaFlash> vot4 hoping
<NovaFlash> vote4 hoping
<JonasBashir> I don't know... is it the modem, the phone wires or the ISP???
<JonasBashir> vote4 me
<jc> Homer - I *am* using the dog in future strips. However, continuity isn't a big concern :-)
<Mark> vote4 me
<e_of_PI> And never was...
*** JonasBashir is now known as SevDoctor
<_8_of_12_> e: No, I'm not and proud of it. :)
<NovaFlash> Dolphin says HELLO!, people.
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about ROAD.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 1 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [================================] Keep = 88 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [====] Cut = 12 %
<Mark> So, 'Sick'em' was an appropriate response...
<Jor> Greet the fish back =]
<MattNelson> Jello Dolph.
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  EVEN scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  HOPING scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  ME scored 4 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 9 Judges present: 10
<_8_of_12_> Greetings to the Anyaka from me, Nova. :)
<SevDoctor> again, wrong command, but she's responding
<Joeno> Say 'Hello Dolphin' to our ceta-thingie
<Majel>  HOPING now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
* e_of_PI eats Dolphin.
<SevDoctor> revote the HOPING people =]
<Mark> We've lost hope...
<NovaFlash> DOLPHIN: I'M NOT A FISH!
<Joeno> vote4 me
<Jor> =]
<NovaFlash> vote4 me
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  EVEN scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  ME scored 6 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 9 Judges present: 10
<Jor> vote4 me
<e_of_PI> We have a winner.
<SevDoctor> clear enough!
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  Retrieving punchlines for competition TWIST, please stand by...
<Majel>  Retrieval TWIST competition complete.
<Majel>  SevDoctor requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  BAT [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  BOARD [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  DIET [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  GRADES [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  HOMEWORK [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  LUNCH [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  NECKING [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  POLICY [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
<_8_of_12_> damn damn. I still haven't won a Sev Trek! It's got to happen eventually...
<Joeno> Me is it!
<Majel>  SevDoctor requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  BAT [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  BOARD [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  DIET [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  GRADES [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  HOMEWORK [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  LUNCH [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  NECKING [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  POLICY [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Mark> It shall...
<NovaFlash> Dolphin>> Jor: NYEEHH!!
<Mark> Let the Farce guide you...
<MattNelson> Whew.
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about BAT 
<Majel>  "I'm afraid "my BAT ate my homework" is not an excuse."
<Hom-er> keep
<MattNelson> cut
<e_of_PI> cut
<Jor> cut
<Mark> neutral
<NovaFlash> I only really like that last one
<Joeno> keep
<NovaFlash> of this comp
<SevDoctor> neutral
<NovaFlash> cut
<_8_of_12_> I was culled from Twists as well! Knocked out from the finalists!
<_8_of_12_> cut
<SevDoctor> I still haven't found your page in About.com, 8!
<e_of_PI> 8, welcome to my world!
<NovaFlash> Dolphin>> Jor: NYEEHH!!
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about BAT.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 2 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [========] Keep = 22 %
<Majel>  [========] Neutral = 22 %
<Majel>  [====================] Cut = 56 %
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about BOARD 
<Majel>  "If you want garlic off the lunch menu, you;ll have to take it to the BOARD of Education."
<_8_of_12_> Look in the parodies section
<Joeno> cut
<Hom-er> keep
<e_of_PI> cut
<Mark> cut
<NovaFlash> keep
<_8_of_12_> Mine was something about the kid spontaneously combusting.
<MattNelson> cut
<Jor> keep
<_8_of_12_> cut
<SevDoctor> aaaha
<e_of_PI> Nice idea, but too long.
<SevDoctor> keep
<jc> cut
<_8_of_12_> I know. :)
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about BOARD.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [==============] Keep = 40 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [======================] Cut = 60 %
<Hom-er> aahhhhhhh
<NovaFlash> Dolphin>> I miss you people, and I wish I were here...
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about DIET 
<Majel>  "I`m worried about your son's DIET - and frankly it's not good for the other students either."
<Mark> S/he could be ...
<Joeno> We miss you too, Dolphin!
<Joeno> keep
<Hom-er> keep
<e_of_PI> Dolphi: Than come, you stupid airholed fish!!!
<_8_of_12_> e, next week is going to be the first time in a month that one of your strips isn't voted on. :)
<_8_of_12_> keep
<SevDoctor> and why she isn't? =/
<MattNelson> keep
<e_of_PI> keep
<Jor> come back soon Dolphin =]
<Mark> keep
<Jor> keep
<MattNelson> Now THIS is a good one.
<SevDoctor> keep
<e_of_PI> No, last week it was too. I think.
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about DIET.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 8 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 0 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [====================================] Keep = 100 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [] Cut = 0 %
<jc> cut
<_8_of_12_> I miss Anji too!!! NARFFFFFFFF!!!!!!
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about GRADES 
<Majel>  "Your son's GRADES have slipped from a A+ to an O-"
<_8_of_12_> e: and the week before. :)
<Mark> late!
<MattNelson> cut
<Jor> keep
<e_of_PI> keep !!!
<Joeno> keep
<SevDoctor> I LOOOOOOVE THIS ONE!
<Hom-er> keep
<Joeno> This one is great!
<Mark> neutral
<_8_of_12_> keep
<SevDoctor> keep
<NovaFlash> keep
<NovaFlash> 3 in a row; i win! :)
* MattNelson wants a Dr. Pepper... none in the house... BLAAAAAST!!!!
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about GRADES.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 7 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 1 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [============================] Keep = 78 %
<Majel>  [====] Neutral = 11 %
<Majel>  [====] Cut = 11 %
* Hom-er drinks a Dr. Homer.
<_8_of_12_> That strip with the Jem Hadar had a terrible winning punchline.
<e_of_PI> What about Sgt. Pepper?
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about HOMEWORK 
<Majel>  "We must ask that your child stop writing his HOMEWORK in blood!"
<Joeno> keep
<Hom-er> cut
<MattNelson> cut
<Jor> keep
<jc> cut
<MattNelson> And ew.
<_8_of_12_> cut
<e_of_PI> I thought it was not the best, 8, but it was still good.
<e_of_PI> cut
<Mark> At least we know he's not cheating this way...
<NovaFlash> Dolphin>> I'm not here because my mum and dad's computer doesn't have IRC! NAAARFFF!!
<Mark> keep
<NovaFlash> cut
<SevDoctor> yep, I preferred Death by console... only rephrased as "Consoles are death!"
<_8_of_12_> I hate whirlgirl...
<SevDoctor> cut
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about HOMEWORK.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [===========] Keep = 30 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [=========================] Cut = 70 %
<Mark> IRC is only a download away
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about LUNCH 
<Majel>  "Your son referred to his teacher as big LUNCH!"
<Hom-er> cut
<Joeno> keep
<Mark> keep
<e_of_PI> cut
<_8_of_12_> keep
<Jor> cut
<SevDoctor> keep
<SevDoctor> but I'm not crazy about this one
<NovaFlash> cut
<MattNelson> cut
<NovaFlash> i only like Policy and Diet
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about LUNCH.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "It's cut!".
<Majel>  [================] Keep = 44 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [====================] Cut = 56 %
<e_of_PI> John, what about the sevshop? Is it updated yet?
<e_of_PI> Grades are great too.
<_8_of_12_> In the Twist, are people assuming that the ship is the Titanic?
<jc> keep
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about NECKING 
<Majel>  "This is the third time I caught your son NECKING..."
<NovaFlash> Dolphin>> Mark: No duh, but mom and dad are weird
* Mark nods
<Joeno> cut
<Hom-er> cut
<NovaFlash> cut
<e_of_PI> keep
<jc> 8 - sometimes, sometimes not - I'm pretty easy on whether it is or not. Not a biggie
<Mark> keep
<SevDoctor> cut
<_8_of_12_> cut
<NovaFlash> vomit
<NovaFlash> throw up
<NovaFlash> delete
<Jor> keep
<jc> keep
<NovaFlash> exterminate
<NovaFlash> kill :)
<NovaFlash> wipe out! =]
<Joeno> Dolphin: That's nice to say about them :-)
<_8_of_12_> JC - for the record, Titanic has four funnels.
<MattNelson> keep
<Mark> had...
<SevDoctor> I'm rocking Tomas cradle now, sorry
<e_of_PI> Had...
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about NECKING.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Equal vote.".
<Majel>  [==================] Keep = 50 %
<Majel>  [] Neutral = 0 %
<Majel>  [==================] Cut = 50 %
<MattNelson> Anybody ever played "Teenagent"?
<NovaFlash> Sev: isn't that Thomas with an H in it?
<Mark> Rocking is good
<NovaFlash> Rocking Rocks :)
<SevDoctor> Not in Spanish, Joohoo
<_8_of_12_> No, it's Tomas.
<NovaFlash> Dolphin>> Jor: I never tell a lie =)
<_8_of_12_> The giant elephant baby. :)
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about POLICY 
<Majel>  "Unfortunately it is school POLICY that your child attend during daylight."
<jc> 8 - weeellll, in that case.... I guess it's not the Titanic! :-)
<Joeno> keep
<jc> cut
<Mark> keep
<e_of_PI> cut
<Jor> keep
<SevDoctor> It's Tomás, if your language support enables the accents =]
<_8_of_12_> cut
<Hom-er> keep
<Mark> Olay!
<NovaFlash> it döës =]
<SevDoctor> neutral
<NovaFlash> keep
<MattNelson> keep
<NovaFlash> keep
<SevDoctor> LÖL
<NovaFlash> keep
<NovaFlash> keep
<NovaFlash> 4 in a row <- i win
<e_of_PI> òøá èåá, àðé äééúé éåñé
<Jor> Langauges that use accents: try Quenya... Entish Quenya =]
<Jor> Taurelilómëatumbalemorna Tumbaletaurëa Lómëanor!
<Majel>  SevDoctor asks about POLICY.
<Majel>  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~
<Majel>  It now gets status "Keep it!".
<Majel>  [======================] Keep = 60 %
<Majel>  [====] Neutral = 10 %
<Majel>  [===========] Cut = 30 %
<Mark> Ack!
<Joeno> Nova, it wasn't four in a row!
<SevDoctor> üNGã
<NovaFlash> âmäzò¬û¥?
<Mark> euro
<Majel>  SevDoctor requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  DIET [89%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  GRADES [78%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  LUNCH [50%, 0] "Equal vote."
<Majel>  NECKING [50%, 0] "Equal vote."
<Majel>  POLICY [60%, 0] "Keep it!"
<NovaFlash> ûñgâ =]
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
<MattNelson> vote4 necking
<Mark> vote4 necking
<Joeno> vote4 grades
<e_of_PI> vote4 grades
<MattNelson> vote4 necking
<Jor> vote4 grades
<NovaFlash> joeno: was to me! =]
<SevDoctor> Johan, you're one of us, now =]
<NovaFlash> votes4 policy
<Hom-er> vote4 policy
<Joeno> Not to me!
<SevDoctor> vote4 grades
<NovaFlash> SevDoccie: ack. one big happy family? =]
<SevDoctor> for sure
<SevDoctor> big because of the big baby, isn't it? =]
<_8_of_12_> vote4 lunch
<Mark> Make him an offer he can't refuse...
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  GRADES scored 4 vote(s).
<Majel>  LUNCH scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  NECKING scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  POLICY scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 8 Judges present: 10
<_8_of_12_> GIANT BABY!!!
<NovaFlash> vote4 policy ..? ..?
<_8_of_12_> galacticbaby! LOL!!
<Majel>  LUNCH now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
<Majel>  POLICY now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
<SevDoctor> revoting ppl
<NovaFlash> sniff
<Hom-er> booooooo
<Mark> vote4 necking
<Majel> "mesa liked policy... =["
<_8_of_12_> vote4 grades
<NovaFlash> vote4 grades
<SevDoctor> does majel have a criteria of her own??? =]
<Majel> "NO I don't, I'm just a computer..."
<Majel> "narf."
<Majel> "egad Johan"
<_8_of_12_> I think it consists of world domination, Jonas. :)
<Majel> "I love it when two men are fighting over me >=]"
<e_of_PI> So John, is the shop updated?
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  GRADES scored 6 vote(s).
<Majel>  NECKING scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 8 Judges present: 10
<Jor> All communists... er computers are evil =]
<Joeno> GRADES has won!
<SevDoctor> Yes!
<MattNelson> Bah and feh.
<Jor> yay
<_8_of_12_> e - he said remind him to do it after the JS. :)
* e_of_PI eats Majel... To say nothing of the dog.
<SevDoctor> I liked this punchline between the 40 finalists and it won.
<Mark> Hmmm, I never cheer for grades
<jc> this was Wendy and my favourite too
<e_of_PI> Where is he?
<Majel>  POLICY scored 47 vote(s). =]
<SevDoctor> We're done, anything to say before I shut her up... er, down? =]
<SevDoctor> Shut up majel!
*** e_of_PI changes topic to 'To say nothing of the dog.'
<Majel>  votes thrown: 1 Dummy's present: 1 =]
<Mark> Say goodnight Majel!
<_8_of_12_> JC: Captain Edify is quite corny. And the villian reminds me of Dasterdly from Dudley Doright. :)
<Joeno> Goodnight Majel
<Mark> thank you!
<Majel> "oh, no, not again!"
<e_of_PI> Good night!
<Majel> "Goodnight Majel..."
<Majel> "i will hunt you in your dreams! FOREVER! =]"
* Mark grins
<SevDoctor> G'nite!
<Hom-er> Night Majel, and all.
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<jc> 8 - it's meant to be corny andcheesy - that was the style I was going for.
<Majel> "nyeheehe!"
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  ===== The voting is now over! =====
Session Close: Sat May 27 02:17:19 2000