Session Start: Sat Jun 17 01:18:09 2000
* Logging #sevtrek to '#sevtrek.log'
* e_of_PI slaps Majel around a bit with a large trout
<littlestar> Hey, 'Jelly
<Joeno> Well, JC, there's one good thing about it: you get a pageview everytime we reload :-)
*** Majel changes topic to 'Sev Judging is now in Session.'
<Joeno> Hello Majel!

Session Start: Sat Jun 17 01:19:23 2000
*** Now talking in #sevtrek
*** Topic is 'Sev Judging is now in Session.'
*** Set by Majel on Sat Jun 17 01:25:29
<Joeno> Me too!
* #sevtrek is being logged
<Joeno> I'm a JS as well!
<Wizzard> second service...
<e_of_PI> Basrards? Ramscoops?
<littlestar> Majel! Long time, no see!
<Joeno> Hello again Majel!
*** Majel changes topic to 'Sev Judging is now in Session.'
* e_of_PI slaps Majel around a bit with a large trout
<Joeno> A bit rusty?
<Muffy> whohooo
<Muffy> It's alive!
<littlestar> "You will comply"? Since when did Majel say that?!
<e_of_PI> Since Dummy.
<Muffy> Dummy: My hero
<DrJonasBashir> She's Majel of Borg
<Joeno> Since certain persons has altered her
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREK, please stand by...
<Majel>  Retrieval SEVTREK competition complete.
<Majel>  NovaFlash requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  ALL [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  BRIG [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  COMBING [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  CORE [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  DO [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  HOME [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  NEEDS [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  WIDEN [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  WINDOW [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
<Joeno> BTW, I thought certain cetacaeaeans would show up?
<e_of_PI> Dummy, let's cut the tally, please?
<Muffy> Dummy: My hero
<NovaFlash> e of pi: you'll see
<Agent-D> Joeno, she got caught in a tuna net
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about ALL 
<Majel>  "If we want to get home, we're ALL going to have to make cut backs."
<Joeno> NOOOOOO!!!
<Muffy> Oy
<Joeno> keep
<e_of_PI> cut
<Muffy> cut
<MattNelson> cut
<Wizzard> keep
<NovaFlash> keep
<littlestar> She came across a school of pilchards and couldn't help herself (c:
<littlestar> keep
<DrJonasBashir> cut
<e_of_PI> The idea is nice, but "cutbacks" is just not the word.
<MattNelson> Trapped at SeaWorld balancing bimbos on her nose...
<Agent-D> keep
<Majel>  ALL now gets status: "Keep it!".
<Majel>  5 keeps (56%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (44%) [[1 mutes ]
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about BRIG 
<Majel>  "I had a bad hair day. It is now in the BRIG for a month."
<Joeno> This looks nice!
<Muffy> only 1 mutes!
<e_of_PI> Oh, improved Tally!
<Joeno> keep
<littlestar> Ooh
<Wizzard> keep
<MattNelson> cut
<NovaFlash> keep
<e_of_PI> cut
<jc> cut
<littlestar> keep
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<Agent-D> keep
<Muffy> cut
<Agent-D> Matt, I like THAT one
<MattNelson> Heh heh heh...
<DrJonasBashir> Nice new tally graphic, Johan. Congrats
<MattNelson> I stole it...
<Agent-D> Dolphin, and the balanceing bimbos
<Majel>  BRIG now gets status: "Keep it!".
<Majel>  6 keeps (60%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (40%) [[0 mutes ]
<Agent-D> still a good one
<Muffy> 0 mutes
<MattNelson> >='
<Muffy> i like
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about COMBING 
<Majel>  "Twoblocks has been COMBING the ship looking for it!"
<Joeno> cut
<e_of_PI> No Rob this week.
<MattNelson> keep
<littlestar> cut
<Agent-D> keep
<Wizzard> cut
<e_of_PI> keep !
<Muffy> cut
<jc> keep
<e_of_PI> But "IS combing" is better.
<DrJonasBashir> keep !
<MattNelson> Terrible pun -- good stuff.
<NovaFlash> glad you all like the new and improved majel
<DrJonasBashir> But Twoblocks is in the strip... drat
<Agent-D> in what way is she improved?
<Majel>  COMBING now gets status: "Keep it!".
<Majel>  5 keeps (56%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (44%) [[1 mutes ]
<jc> Just some background on this cartoon - Tim Russ (who plays Tuvok) actually featured in a "combing for clues" gag in Spaceballs! A bit of a hidden joke there
<MattNelson> She is more efficient... Closer to perfection.  We will assimilate her technological distinctiveness into our own.
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about CORE 
<Majel>  "Lost follicle containment, had to jettison the bun CORE."
<jc> I wonder if the punchline writer even realised that :-)
<jc> keep
<Joeno> keep
<MattNelson> cut
<Wizzard> cut
<e_of_PI> I'm taping spaceballs now.
<littlestar> cut
<Muffy> cut
<e_of_PI> keep
<Joeno> He did? Wow! I need to see that movie again!
<DrJonasBashir> neutral
<MattNelson> Spaceballs rules.  It has a Transformer joke.
<Wizzard> "combing for clues" wasn't it "combing the desert"?
<jc> e - watch for Tuvok in the desert, he says "we haven't found s**t"
<Agent-D> keep
<MattNelson> That was him?
<Muffy> Johan: The puter is out to get you
<e_of_PI> I have a WAV of it.
<jc> Wizz - probably - I can't remember the line exactly
<littlestar> Hmm. That's Tuvok?
<MattNelson> =\
<Agent-D> Matt, too true, and John Candy says it
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about CORE 
<Majel>  "Lost follicle containment, had to jettison the bun CORE."
<e_of_PI> "Have you found anything? We ain't found S**T!"
<MattNelson> "That's not a ship.... It's a TRANSFORMER!!"
<Majel>  CORE now gets status: "Keep for now.".
<Majel>  4 keeps (44%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 4 cuts (44%) [[1 mutes ]
<Agent-D> Star Wars AND TF in one gag, classic
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<Joeno> Hello Mark
<Mark> Hi ya!
<Wizzard> hi
<littlestar> Hullo, Mark
<MattNelson> Hello.... Mark.
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about DO 
<Majel>  "Lets just say the DO doesn't"
<MattNelson> cut
<jc> keep
<Joeno> keep
<littlestar> keep
<Wizzard> cut
*** e_of_PI changes topic to 'How many assholes we have in this JS anyhow?'
<Agent-D> Matt, was that film out before or after teh TF movie?
<e_of_PI> cut
<MattNelson> ???
<littlestar> hehe!
<Agent-D> cut
<NovaFlash> keep
<DrJonasBashir> neutral
<Mark> cut
<Muffy> cut
<MattNelson> After, I think.  Not sure.  One second.
<Muffy> I don't seem to like any of these too mudch
<Agent-D> spaceballs, was it out before or after teh TF movie?
<littlestar> Oh, come onnn! Keep! It's the best one!
<Mark> I guess the session started late
<Muffy> LOL
<e_of_PI> TF?
<Majel>  DO now gets status: "It's cut!".
<Majel>  4 keeps (36%) -- 1 neutrals (9%) -- 6 cuts (55%) [[0 mutes ]
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about HOME 
<Majel>  "The Do decided it would get HOME faster without me."
<MattNelson> After, I think.  Not sure.
<MattNelson> cut
<Joeno> keep
<Wizzard> cut
<e_of_PI> cut
<Muffy> cut
<NovaFlash> keep
<littlestar> (sigh)
<Mark> neutral
<Agent-D> oh well, could be a gag at Unicron as well
<e_of_PI> I don't like the use of "do"/
<littlestar> cut
<jc> cut
<Agent-D> double gag conisdering Unicorn looked like a death star
<Majel>  HOME now gets status: "It's cut!".
<Majel>  2 keeps (22%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 6 cuts (67%) [[2 mutes ]
<littlestar> Do waa diddy diddy dum diddy do
<e_of_PI> What is TF?
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about NEEDS 
<Majel>  "The NEEDS of the many outweighed the needs of the 'do."
<Agent-D> cut
<Joeno> cut
<Wizzard> keep
<littlestar> cut
<NovaFlash> TF is transformers
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<e_of_PI> cut !
<NovaFlash> keep
<MattNelson> After.
<e_of_PI> I think it was before.
<NovaFlash> the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the poo?
<jc> keep
<MattNelson> TF=1984/85.  Spaceballs =1987.
<MattNelson> cut
<Majel>  NEEDS now gets status: "It's cut!".
<Majel>  4 keeps (44%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (56%) [[2 mutes ]
<Agent-D> TF's we won't see any stips of in the Sci Fi comp since JC doesn't know them
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about WIDEN 
<Majel>  "It was either this or WIDEN all the doorways."
<e_of_PI> The needs of the poo are always first!
<MattNelson> keep
<jc> cut
<Wizzard> keep
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<Joeno> keep
<littlestar> cut
<Mark> keep
<e_of_PI> keep
<Agent-D> cut
<NovaFlash> keep
<Majel>  WIDEN now gets status: "Keep it!".
<Majel>  7 keeps (70%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (30%) [[1 mutes ]
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about WINDOW 
<Majel>  "Never open a WINDOW when we go to warp."
<MattNelson> cut
<Joeno> keep
<Agent-D> keep
<e_of_PI> keep !!!!!!
<littlestar> cut
<Wizzard> keep
<NovaFlash> keep
<Mark> keep
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<e_of_PI> That and combing, though call.
<Majel>  WINDOW now gets status: "Keep it!".
<Majel>  7 keeps (78%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (22%) [[2 mutes ]
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
<Majel>  NovaFlash requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  ALL [56%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  BRIG [60%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  COMBING [56%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  CORE [44%, 0] "Keep for now."
<Majel>  WIDEN [70%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  WINDOW [78%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Agent-D> vote4 time?
<MattNelson> Say now.  Spaceballs is on DVD now.
<NovaFlash> i love my intellimouse..
<MattNelson> vote4 combing
<NovaFlash> guess where our sevman is?
<Wizzard> vote4 brig
<Joeno> vote4 window
<Agent-D> vote4 brig
<NovaFlash> i give a coloured name to someone that can guess where i am right now
<e_of_PI> vote4 vote4 vote4.....
<Agent-D> where's sevman, people? CAn you spot him?
<Mark> vote4 brig
<Joeno> I doubt whether we WANT to know where he is ;-)
<NovaFlash> no i'm not in the brig :)
<DrJonasBashir> vote4 combing
<e_of_PI> vote4 window
<littlestar> vote4 brig
<Agent-D> the toilet?
<NovaFlash> vote4 widen
<NovaFlash> agent-d: wrong.
* e_of_PI slaps NovaFlash around a bit with a large trout
<Agent-D> Muffy's bed room via a transporter?
<NovaFlash> i wish
<Joeno> Your bed?
<Agent-D> we know you wish that {{:)
<e_of_PI> Oh sorry, did you said spot? I heard slap!
<Agent-D> yes, SPOT
<Agent-D> not SLAP!
<DrJonasBashir> You're in your... erm... dunno
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  BRIG scored 4 vote(s).
<Majel>  COMBING scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  WIDEN scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  WINDOW scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 9 Judges present: 11
<e_of_PI> Slip, slap, slop!
<DrJonasBashir> With your laptop, you can be anywhere
<Agent-D> e, that was your cue to hit em again {{:)
<e_of_PI> No!!!!
<Majel>  WIDEN now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  BRIG scored 4 vote(s).
<Majel>  COMBING scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  WINDOW scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 8 Judges present: 11
<NovaFlash> vote4 window
<e_of_PI> The two best punchlines are one agains the other, and the worst one will win!
<NovaFlash> well joeno, you won
<MattNelson> vote4 combing
<Agent-D> vote4 brig
<MattNelson> Blasssst!!!
<Joeno> That conversation on AIM did help anyway!
<Wizzard> vote4 brig
<littlestar> Eh?
<NovaFlash> joeno: which is kinda unfair.. :)
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  BRIG scored 4 vote(s).
<Majel>  COMBING scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  WINDOW scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 9 Judges present: 11
<e_of_PI> Combing is a great pun. Window is perfect. Brig is just....
<Joeno> Well, but you didn't give me a coloured name!
<Majel>  COMBING now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
<Agent-D> Joeno, you ahve to earn yours, liek I did
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  BRIG scored 4 vote(s).
<Majel>  WINDOW scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 7 Judges present: 11
<e_of_PI> vote4 window
<Joeno> I did!
<e_of_PI> Many mutes. Sevqueen?
<Joeno> First post on the SB!
<DrJonasBashir> vote4 window
<MattNelson> Aw crud.
<littlestar> You made the first SB post?
<MattNelson> vote4 window
<Agent-D> brig is just about suitably considering how janeway tends to waste power by locking Paris up in there
<littlestar> No! Brig! Ack!
<Joeno> No, my first post on the SB was when I entered a coloured name contest
<NovaFlash> vote4 window
<littlestar> Come on, it's better than window
<e_of_PI> But window is FUNNY!!!!
<littlestar> Ohhh, riiiight
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  BRIG scored 4 vote(s).
<Majel>  WINDOW scored 5 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 9 Judges present: 11
<e_of_PI> Brig is so,,,
<e_of_PI> mundane!
<MattNelson> Window is NOT funny, but brig is less funny.
<Mark> appropriate
<DrJonasBashir> The one who reads me say: hi yo...
<MattNelson> silver, awayy!
<NovaFlash> marginal difference
<Agent-D> I can just imagine seeing the bun sitting in there countign the time fly by
<littlestar> But it captures Janeway's grouchiness - ie. anything that gets in her way gets obliterated
<Mark> or humiliated
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  BRIG scored 4 vote(s).
<Majel>  WINDOW scored 5 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 9 Judges present: 11
<e_of_PI> But window is funny!
<Agent-D> Janeway, card carrying member of the NRA you suppose?
<Joeno> But... Janeway deliberate doing away the do?
<e_of_PI> Anyway, sevqueen.
<Majel> "This is one for the Sevqueen. Even I admit her power."
<Mark> Everything she does is deliberate
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  Retrieving punchlines for competition SCIFI, please stand by...
<Majel>  Retrieval SCIFI competition complete.
<Majel>  NovaFlash requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  AUTOPSY [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  CREEPIER [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  DEAD [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  DEAD [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  KIDNAP [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  NATURAL [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  TENTACLE [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  TRUTH [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
<Agent-D> double dead?
<Mark> Hmmm, 2 Dead's!
<Joeno> NOVA! It's still a double dead!
<Joeno> Doesn't anybody listen to me?
<e_of_PI> He's dead, and dead, Jim!
<MattNelson> http://www.toymania.com/toybuzz/messages/36910.shtml
<MattNelson> Naaaasty.
<littlestar> Joeno...what? Someone say something?
<Agent-D> flibber
<MattNelson> AAAa!  Double dead!!
<Muffy> still two dead.
<jc> I like BRIG cos that gives me an excuse to continue her drawing her old style in later cartoons :-)
<Mark> Its hard to hear you over here
<e_of_PI> something?
<Joeno> [01:15] <Joeno> DEAD is the punchword twice in SF!
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about AUTOPSY 
<Majel>  "AUTOPSY report #5477/9. Like all the other autopsies, this one is dead."
<Mark> WHat he said
<jc> cut
<e_of_PI> Andf window not?
<NovaFlash> so? =]
<littlestar> Great! So brig wins, then?
<Joeno> keep
<e_of_PI> keep
<MattNelson> keep
<Agent-D> keep
<Wizzard> keep
<MattNelson> LOL! 
<Mark> keep
<littlestar> keep
<e_of_PI> This is so Scummy-like...
<MattNelson> I didn't see this one!  This is GREAT!
<Muffy> keep
<Mark> Death by poison prop!
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<Majel>  AUTOPSY now gets status: "Keep it!".
<Majel>  9 keeps (90%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 1 cuts (10%) [[1 mutes ]
<Agent-D> anyone see that virtual reality Matrix epsidoe one they did on X-files?
<e_of_PI> First person shooter??
<e_of_PI> I liked that!
<Agent-D> I didn't, I thought it was pathetic
<Muffy> Yes
<Muffy> I remember that.
<Muffy> it was odd
<e_of_PI> No. Chimera was phatetic. FPS was plain fun.
<Agent-D> especially teh effects
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about CREEPIER 
<Majel>  "Relax, Mouldy. I've seen CREEPIER things in your refrigerator."
<Agent-D> it was ridculous
<Joeno> keep
<littlestar> I missed that episode...
<Wizzard> cut
<e_of_PI> cut
<MattNelson> cut
<littlestar> cut
<Mark> Pathetic is using a lifeline on the $100 question...oops, wrong show
<Muffy> cut
<Agent-D> I though X-files was supposed to be set in the modern day, but that?
<Mark> cut
* MattNelson doesn't watch X-Files, and is lost...
<Agent-D> keep
<Majel>  CREEPIER now gets status: "It's cut!".
<Majel>  2 keeps (25%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (75%) [[3 mutes ]
<Wizzard> MattNelson: you're not the only one...
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about DEAD 
<Majel>  "It turns out he wasn't dead. He is now, THOUGH."
<e_of_PI> Sevfiles rules!
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<littlestar> keep
<Mark> keep
<Wizzard> keep
<e_of_PI> cut
<MattNelson> cut
<Joeno> keep
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<jc> cut
<Agent-D> I mean Mulder didn't even ACT like Mulder anymore, he actually seemed to be vaguly human
<Mark> Eh!
<NovaFlash> one moment while i restore the files
<MattNelson> Yah-hey...
<Agent-D> keep
<Muffy> cut
<Mark> Off mode?
<Wizzard> Double DEAD...
<Muffy> Hmm
<Muffy> Ok then
<Mark> Ah...
<e_of_PI> I have an off joke.
<littlestar> Err...who killed Majel?
<Agent-D> best bit was where teh guy had his hands cut off, then his head
<Muffy> Johan probably did
<Agent-D> THAT was good, but that was it
<littlestar> Ugh.
<Mark> So bury it it
<Joeno> Who always kills Majel?
<Muffy> he has this thing with killingher
<e_of_PI> That's the wierdest thing in the ep.
<Muffy> Tat was odd
<MattNelson> O_O
<Muffy> that
<Mark> Who kills Majel is a Sevfile
<e_of_PI> A guy can imagine he is dead and die, but you just c
<littlestar> c?
<Joeno> Majel, what is that person doing to you? *sigh*
<e_of_PI> CAN'T decapitate a man with a virtual sword!!!!!
<Agent-D> e, yeah but this physcially happened
<Muffy> hmm
<Agent-D> everything she did was lethal
<Mark> You can't save the world with a macaroni duck!
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  Retrieving punchlines for competition SCIFI, please stand by...
<Majel>  Retrieval SCIFI competition complete.
<Majel>  NovaFlash requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  AUTOPSY [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  CREEPIER [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  DEAD [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  THOUGH [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  KIDNAP [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  NATURAL [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  TENTACLE [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  TRUTH [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
<e_of_PI> O.k. So he can die. But he just can;t cut his head off!
<e_of_PI> Again?
<littlestar> eh?
<Mark> He can if he falls on something....
<Muffy> I guess we're starting over..
<DrJonasBashir> no...  everything again?
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about DEAD 
<Majel>  "autopsy conclusion: dead"
<Agent-D> well she managed to
<e_of_PI> cut
<Muffy> neutral
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<NovaFlash> sorry people, but i'm not the one that messed itup..
<Joeno> cut
<littlestar> cut
<MattNelson> cut
<Wizzard> cut
<Mark> cut
<NovaFlash> keep
<Muffy> oy
<Agent-D> cut
<e_of_PI> It's like the first, only less scummy-like.
<Joeno> But JC correct it a while ago :-P
<Robot101> wow, judging session
<Joeno> Hello Rob
<Robot101> its been so long I forgot when these happened
<e_of_PI> But there wasn't anything he can fall on!
<Majel>  DEAD now gets status: "It's cut!".
<Majel>  2 keeps (20%) -- 1 neutrals (10%) -- 7 cuts (70%) [[2 mutes ]
<Mark> Hi ya!
<Wizzard> hi
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<Mark> The happen around this time
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about THOUGH 
<Majel>  "It turns out he wasn't dead. He is now, THOUGH."
<Joeno> keep
<Wizzard> keep
<Mark> keep
<Muffy> cut
<Agent-D> keep
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<littlestar> keep
<e_of_PI> A man can die of a virtual bullet if he thinks he's dead. But he can't cut his head off! Just can't!
<MattNelson> cut
<e_of_PI> cut
<MattNelson> How could you think you were dead?
<Agent-D> but this was more then virtual reality
<e_of_PI> Psychosomatic.
<NovaFlash> keep
<Majel>  THOUGH now gets status: "Keep it!".
<Majel>  7 keeps (70%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (30%) [[2 mutes ]
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about KIDNAP 
<Majel>  "No Mouldy, this man did not KIDNAP, mame, clone or sell your sister."
<Wizzard> cut
<Muffy> cut
<MattNelson> cut
<Agent-D> keep
<Mark> cut
<littlestar> mame?
<Joeno> cut
<MattNelson> "sell"!
<e_of_PI> But again, the sword wasn't there in the real world.
<MattNelson> LOL!
<e_of_PI> cut
<littlestar> cut
<Mark> This man IS your sister!
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<MattNelson> Still, gotta cut.
<MattNelson> OH, that woulda been FUNNY!
<MattNelson> LOL @ Mark!
<jc> cut
<e_of_PI> So the sword wasn't the thing that cut his head off.
<Majel>  KIDNAP now gets status: "It's cut!".
<Majel>  2 keeps (20%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 8 cuts (80%) [[2 mutes ]
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about NATURAL 
<Majel>  "Death by NATURAL causes. That can't be right!"
<Joeno> keep
<e_of_PI> But there was nothing else that would!
<Wizzard> cut
<littlestar> cut
<MattNelson> keep
<Mark> keep
<e_of_PI> cut
<Muffy> neutral
<Agent-D> e, ti was, but it was jsut a programing "bug"
<Agent-D> keep
<Mark> How if life is a programming bug...
<e_of_PI> But however realistic it is, you can't cut a head off without a real blade!
<DrJonasBashir> neutral
<Joeno> "Computer, disengage safety protocols"
<e_of_PI> You can't cut the spine by yourself!
<Muffy> oy
<Majel>  NATURAL now gets status: "Keep it!".
<Majel>  4 keeps (44%) -- 2 neutrals (22%) -- 3 cuts (33%) [[3 mutes ]
<Agent-D> e, it was a real blade in effect
<e_of_PI> Jonas, what do you say?
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about TENTACLE 
<Majel>  "TENTACLE sucker marks on back, multible stab wounds, and missing internal organs. Worst case of suicide I've ever seen."
<Mark> How did we get on to this discussion?
<Joeno> keep
<Agent-D> keep
<Mark> keep
<Wizzard> keep
<e_of_PI> No, it wan;t!
<MattNelson> keep
<Agent-D> that soudns liek Scully
<littlestar> cut
<e_of_PI> cut
<Muffy> neutral
<MattNelson> This is good too.  I still like that first one, though.
<e_of_PI> Isn't that a little too long?
<NovaFlash> keep
<MattNelson> "There are many ways to commit suicide in Ankh-Morpork"...
<Majel>  TENTACLE now gets status: "Keep it!".
<Majel>  6 keeps (67%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 2 cuts (22%) [[3 mutes ]
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about TRUTH 
<Majel>  "If The TRUTH is Out There, why am I always mucking about in here?"
<littlestar> cut
<Joeno> cu
<Wizzard> cut
<Joeno> cut
<MattNelson> cut
<Muffy> cut
<Mark> neutral
<Agent-D> MAtt, yeah, mnay in an understatement
<e_of_PI> keep
<jc> cut
<Agent-D> most of them are in the shades though
<Agent-D> cut
<Majel>  TRUTH now gets status: "It's cut!".
<Majel>  1 keeps (11%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 7 cuts (78%) [[3 mutes ]
<MattNelson> Heh heh heh..
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
<Majel>  NovaFlash requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  AUTOPSY [90%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  THOUGH [70%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  NATURAL [44%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  TENTACLE [67%, 0] "Keep it!"
<MattNelson> "For example, ordering a short in a dwarf bar..."
<Joeno> It's even more difficult NOT to commit suicide in Ankh-Morpork
<e_of_PI> The guy could have believed his was was cut off, the the head itself wasn;t!
<Wizzard> vote4 autopsy
<Joeno> vote4 autopsy
<Mark> vote4 natural
<DrJonasBashir> vote4 autopsy
<MattNelson> vote4 autopsy
<jc> vite4 tentacle
<Muffy> vote4 autopsy
<e_of_PI> vote4 autopsy
<jc> vote4 tentacle
<Agent-D> e, bu ti was, Mulder showed it
<Mark> This looks clear...
<littlestar> vote4 autopsy
<NovaFlash> vote4 autopsy
<Agent-D> vote for tentacle
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  AUTOPSY scored 8 vote(s).
<Majel>  NATURAL scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  TENTACLE scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 10 Judges present: 12
<Agent-D> vote4 tentacle
<Joeno> Well...
<Agent-D> whoops
<Wizzard> this IS clear
<MattNelson> Yowch.  There's a landslide.
<Joeno> That was easy! :-)
* Mark nods
<Muffy> I wonder who won
<e_of_PI> No, mulder showed it was real for the walls, which were progrmaed too, and therefor, the blade was real for then
<littlestar> Hmm...methinks Autopsy killed 'em
<e_of_PI> them.
<Wizzard> with a virtual blade?
<e_of_PI> Yeepee.
<Majel> "This one is for sevqueen......YEAH RIGHT!"
<Muffy> LOL
<Mark> But, he'll be back next week!
<Muffy> Nutty majel
<Mark> Next!
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  Retrieving punchlines for competition THEPITS, please stand by...
<Majel>  Retrieval THEPITS competition complete.
<Majel>  NovaFlash requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  BABES [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  BLAMED [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  CLEAN [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  DAY [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  DUMP [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  GOT [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  HUGE [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  NOTHING [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  ROLLED [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  SEEN [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
<e_of_PI> For the walls, it was not virtual. For the guy's mind, it wasn't. For the guy's spine, it was!!!
<Joeno> Go back to your Daimon Nog/Tog/Hog, Majel ;-)
<MattNelson> I think you guys are gonna have to agree to disagree on this blade thing.  Geez.  Yer filling up the channel and it's giving me a HEADACHE.
<Mark> Don't lose your head over it
<e_of_PI> It's only virtual...
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about DAY 
<Majel>  "So when is it my DAY?"
<MattNelson> Oh, Mark.  I expected better of you.
<Joeno> cut
<e_of_PI> cut
<MattNelson> cut
<Wizzard> cut
<littlestar> cut
<Muffy> cut
<littlestar> keep
<Mark> I am so shamed!
<MattNelson> ;)
<Agent-D> e, you've also got to realsie that all the players were being manipulated, hear rates were up, adreniline was pumping, to them it was as reall as it possibly could be, and she was feedign off that
<NovaFlash> keep
<Agent-D> cut
<Mark> keep
<jc> cut
<Majel>  DAY now gets status: "It's cut!".
<Majel>  3 keeps (30%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (70%) [[2 mutes ]
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about BABES 
<Majel>  "I don't see him attracting any BABES for me."
<Joeno> cut
<MattNelson> cut
<Wizzard> cut
<Agent-D> cut
<Mark> So JC, what happened to the mess in the apartment?
<littlestar> cut
<DrJonasBashir> cut
<Mark> neutral
<e_of_PI> yes, but you jsut can't cut your head off, no matter how real you believe it is!
<e_of_PI> keep
<MattNelson> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
<Majel>  BABES now gets status: "It's cut!".
<Majel>  1 keeps (12%) -- 1 neutrals (12%) -- 6 cuts (75%) [[4 mutes ]
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<DrJonasBashir> Argh
<e_of_PI> The dog ate it.
<MattNelson> Go move to the Virtual Highlander chatroom!  YYYYEEEEEESH!
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about BLAMED 
<Majel>  "I'm tired of being BLAMED for that smell!"
<Wizzard> keep
<e_of_PI> Tasted like Chia Pits?
<Joeno> keep
<Muffy> keep
<NovaFlash> keep
<MattNelson> cut
<Muffy> ew e
<Mark> neutral
<littlestar> keep
<e_of_PI> cut ?
<Muffy> just ew
<littlestar> cut
<Agent-D> e, they were being manipulated, they thought it was mroe real then they realsied
<jc> cut
<MattNelson> LOL @ Muffy...
<Majel>  BLAMED now gets status: "Keep for now.".
<Majel>  4 keeps (44%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 4 cuts (44%) [[3 mutes ]
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about CLEAN 
<Majel>  "Of course they go for me, I'm the CLEAN one."
<e_of_PI> Yes, but as hard as you believe, you can;t take your own head off!
<MattNelson> keep
<Joeno> keep
<Wizzard> keep
<littlestar> cut
<Muffy> cit
<e_of_PI> keep
<Muffy> cut
<MattNelson> *sigh*
<Mark> keep
<e_of_PI> There was a BONE to cut!
<Joeno> e, we know!
<Mark> That too
<Agent-D> hmm soemtie I get teh feelign that some TV shows should ahve flashing lights on teh screen to help people know when ther being told something important to the set up of the situation
<Agent-D> cut
<Majel>  CLEAN now gets status: "Keep it!".
<Majel>  5 keeps (62%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (38%) [[4 mutes ]
<MattNelson> Like Next Gen practically did sometimes?  ;)
<Mark> A guillotine would work quite well
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about DUMP 
<Majel>  "I think this is a perfect time to take a DUMP."
<Joeno> keep
<Mark> keep
<MattNelson> EEEEW!
<Wizzard> cut
<MattNelson> LOL!
<MattNelson> cut
<e_of_PI> keep !
<Agent-D> MAt,t yeah, but more often
<littlestar> There are FOUR lights
<littlestar> keep
<Agent-D> keep
<Muffy> cut
<MattNelson> John, how did this get past the "rude and crude" filter?!?  =)
<e_of_PI> There are four dumps!
<Majel>  DUMP now gets status: "Keep it!".
<Majel>  5 keeps (62%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (38%) [[4 mutes ]
<Mark> octal or rectal?
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about GOT 
<Majel>  "I've GOT to get him fixed!"
<MattNelson> cut
<MattNelson> keep
<e_of_PI> A dump is rarely crued...
<Joeno> cut
<DrJonasBashir> Drat!
<Wizzard> keep
<e_of_PI> keep
<Muffy> cut
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<Joeno> Dumps are irrelevant
<Mark> neutral
<littlestar> keep
<jc> keep
<Majel>  GOT now gets status: "Keep it!".
<Majel>  6 keeps (67%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 2 cuts (22%) [[3 mutes ]
<Agent-D> there are four severed heads
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about HUGE 
<Majel>  "I deserve a HUGE tummy rub for this."
<Joeno> cut
<MattNelson> cut
<e_of_PI> cut
<Wizzard> cut
<Muffy> neutral
<littlestar> cut
<Mark> keep
<Agent-D> keep
<e_of_PI> John, aren't you updating the strips?
<NovaFlash> keep
<Majel>  HUGE now gets status: "It's cut!".
<Majel>  3 keeps (33%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 5 cuts (56%) [[3 mutes ]
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about NOTHING 
<Majel>  "With out me, he is NOTHING!"
<MattNelson> cut
<Joeno> keep
<jc> cut
<Wizzard> neutral
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<e_of_PI> cut
<jc> keep
<Mark> keep
<littlestar> cut
<Agent-D> keep
* MattNelson stretches...
<Majel>  NOTHING now gets status: "Keep it!".
<Majel>  5 keeps (56%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 3 cuts (33%) [[3 mutes ]
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about ROLLED 
<Majel>  "Whatever he ROLLED in, it sure works!"
<Joeno> cut
<jc> e - yes but only locallly - I'm using Frontpage to update my site now so rather than do it bit by bit, I have to do it all at the end after I've done all the corrections. So it'll get updated after the session.
<Mark> JC, I do like how the color disappears when the enter the apartment
<Agent-D> keep
<e_of_PI> cut
<littlestar> cut
<MattNelson> keep
<DrJonasBashir> cut
<Mark> keep
<MattNelson> LOL!
<NovaFlash> keep
<Wizzard> keep
<jc> e - I've also added lots of stuff to the What's New page for today which goes online after the session - some big sev news...
<littlestar> Oh?
<jc> Mark: thanx! That was Wendy's idea as she coloured the strip
<Agent-D> Mark, yeah that was a clver idea of JC's
<littlestar> Whatwhatwhat?
<Majel>  ROLLED now gets status: "Keep it!".
<Majel>  5 keeps (56%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (44%) [[3 mutes ]
<Joeno> Yes, JC, it looks nice!
<e_of_PI> Darn, I go to bed after the JS...
<MattNelson> Very innovative, Wendy.
<jc> AgentD - clever idea of Wendy to be precise :-)
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about SEEN 
<Majel>  "I wish I didn't have to be SEEN with him."
<Wizzard> there goes my sleep...
<Agent-D> o, celver idea of Wendy's
<Joeno> Give our compliments to Wendy for this1
<MattNelson> cut
<Muffy> neutral
<Joeno> cut
<jc> keep
<Mark> cut
<Wizzard> cut
<Agent-D> keep
<littlestar> keep
<e_of_PI> keep
<jc> e - you can find out the news tomorrow then :-)
<MattNelson> Wendy, your burgers are GREAT!  Uh, I mean, wait.  No, that's not right.
<jc> Joeno - I'll tell her now (she's downstairs - wait a sec)
<Majel>  SEEN now gets status: "Keep for now.".
<Majel>  4 keeps (44%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 4 cuts (44%) [[3 mutes ]
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
<Majel>  NovaFlash requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  BLAMED [50%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  CLEAN [62%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  DUMP [62%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  GOT [67%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  NOTHING [56%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  ROLLED [56%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  SEEN [44%, 0] "Keep for now."
<e_of_PI> How's Gaby, BTW?
<Joeno> vote4 clean
<Wizzard> vote4 got
<e_of_PI> vote4 got
<Mark> vote4 dump
<littlestar> vote4 dump
<Agent-D> JC, whens' teh next LOTR strip going to be up?
<NovaFlash> vote4 rolled
<Muffy> vote4 blamed
<DrJonasBashir> vote4 blamed
<jc> vote4 nothing
<MattNelson> vote4 rolled
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  BLAMED scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  CLEAN scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  DUMP scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  GOT scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  NOTHING scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  ROLLED scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 10 Judges present: 12
<jc> AgentD - I've pencilled it, probably in 2 weeks. Next week is Sev Wars so probably LOTR the week after
<Mark> clear as mud!
<littlestar> Whoopsies. Brb
<Agent-D> vote4 dump
<jc> It will feature Aragorn, Gimli and Legolas probably (if I can get good pictures of them on the Internet)
<Joeno> vote4 dump
<Muffy> mm
<Muffy> this one is hard
<Agent-D> hmm, teh three hunters eh?
<e_of_PI> The old-mouldy-bun strip?
<jc> vote4 rolled
<DrJonasBashir> hmm... tough 
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  BLAMED scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  DUMP scored 4 vote(s).
<Majel>  GOT scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  ROLLED scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 11 Judges present: 12
<jc> AgendD - well..... just after that bit to be precise. Gandalf's there too
<MattNelson> vote4 rolled
<Wizzard> vote4 rolled
<Agent-D> ah, that revelas a lot
<Majel>  GOT now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
<e_of_PI> Rob, are you a mute?
<Majel>  BLAMED now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
<e_of_PI> vote4 dump
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  DUMP scored 5 vote(s).
<Majel>  ROLLED scored 4 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 9 Judges present: 12
<Wizzard> jc: their meeting in Fangorn?
<littlestar> Alrighty then. 
<littlestar> Back.
<Agent-D> they must be talking about Gandalf's resurecation
<littlestar> Go, dump, go (c:
<e_of_PI> Sevqueen?
<Joeno> Looks like it
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  DUMP scored 5 vote(s).
<Majel>  ROLLED scored 4 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 9 Judges present: 12
<MattNelson> Ugh.
<Majel> "This is one for the Sevqueen. Even I admit her power."
<Agent-D> I wodner what would ahppen if someoen took a dump in Fangorn, near Treebeard?
<jc> Wizzard: yes, when they first meet. The 3 hunters still have their weapons drawn :-)
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  Retrieving punchlines for competition TWIST, please stand by...
<Majel>  Retrieval TWIST competition complete.
<Majel>  NovaFlash requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  CUE [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  IDIOT [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  MASTER [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  WRONG [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  MUMMY [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  NAPPY [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  PARENTS [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  WARM [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
<Muffy> Ohyeah
<Agent-D> ohhhhhhhhhhh, that ought to be good
<e_of_PI> Well?
<Wizzard> sound interesting...
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about CUE 
<Majel>  "I think that's our CUE to go into a screaming fit."
<littlestar> cut
<Joeno> keep
<e_of_PI> keep
<Muffy> neutral
<Mark> neutral
<Wizzard> cut
<Agent-D> keep
<MattNelson> cut
<e_of_PI> Not that I get what "fit" is, but still...
*** MattNelson changes topic to ''
<Majel>  CUE now gets status: "Keep for now.".
<Majel>  3 keeps (38%) -- 2 neutrals (25%) -- 3 cuts (38%) [[4 mutes ]
<jc> cut
<Agent-D> going crazy in this case
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about IDIOT 
<Majel>  "How are we ever gonna learn to talk from this IDIOT?"
<MattNelson> cut
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<Wizzard> keep
<Mark> Obviously, you do not have children
<littlestar> Nice topic.
<Agent-D> going crazy in this case
<Agent-D> keep
<Joeno> keep
<e_of_PI> keep
<littlestar> keep
<MattNelson> It fits the content today.
<jc> keep
<Mark> keep
*** e_of_PI changes topic to 'Head will be flying here...'
<Majel>  IDIOT now gets status: "Keep it!".
<Majel>  8 keeps (89%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 1 cuts (11%) [[3 mutes ]
<Mark> A fit is a nice way of saying screaming, yelling, and crying all at once
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about MASTER 
<Majel>  "And people wonder why we don't MASTER language for years."
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<jc> The news I'm posting on the What's New page today will show why I will be doing a lot more LOTR strips in the future...
<Wizzard> keep
<Mark> neutral
<Joeno> keep
<littlestar> keep
<e_of_PI> cut
<Agent-D> JC, that can only be a good thing then, more LOTR strips
<Wizzard> that
<jc> cut
<Agent-D> man am I looking forward to that movie
<NovaFlash> keep
<MattNelson> cut
<Wizzard> that's good news...
<Wizzard> keep
<Majel>  MASTER now gets status: "Keep it!".
<Majel>  5 keeps (56%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 3 cuts (33%) [[3 mutes ]
<Agent-D> cut
* MattNelson is looking forward to the X-Men movie... Woo!
<littlestar> Blah, I've got to read lotr one day...
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about WRONG 
<Majel>  "I think we picked the WRONG daddy at the hospital"
<MattNelson> cut
<Wizzard> cut
<Mark> keep
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<Joeno> cut
<littlestar> cut
<e_of_PI> keep
<Agent-D> me too, that ought to rock
<e_of_PI> John, when is Buffer due?
<MattNelson> Doesn't Jackman look great as Wolverine?
<NovaFlash> keep
<Agent-D> you know, the actor palying WOlverine got them to replace the claws they gave him. They'd made them realy sharp, and he felt there was a very good cahnce of him hurting osmeone with them so he had them blunt them
<Majel>  WRONG now gets status: "Equal vote.".
<Majel>  4 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (50%) [[4 mutes ]
<Agent-D> cut
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about MUMMY 
<Majel>  "I'm glad we take after MUMMY!"
<Agent-D> MAtt, he looks the part perfectly
<e_of_PI> cut
<Wizzard> keep
<Joeno> cut
<Mark> neutral
<Agent-D> cut
<DrJonasBashir> cut
<littlestar> cut
<NovaFlash> keep
<MattNelson> cut
<MattNelson> I read that, D.
<e_of_PI> Will a sevilized wulverine have bananas on his hands?
<jc> keep
<Agent-D> e, lol
<e_of_PI> BTW... Mummy???
<MattNelson> Ugh, don't give John ideas.
<NovaFlash> dummy?
<littlestar> What?
<Agent-D> yeah, Jc any chancwe of a sev man strip?
<Muffy> Dummy: My hero
<jc> eofPi - wulverine - what's that from? Xmen?
<littlestar> Eh?
<e_of_PI> Whose Mummy?
<Majel>  MUMMY now gets status: "It's cut!".
<Majel>  3 keeps (30%) -- 1 neutrals (10%) -- 6 cuts (60%) [[2 mutes ]
<MattNelson> Wolverine is from X-Men.
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about NAPPY 
<Majel>  "None of this is getting my NAPPY changed."
<e_of_PI> keep
<Wizzard> cut
<littlestar> keep
<Mark> keep
<Joeno> cut
<jc> AgentD - Well, I'll go see the movie and see from there. Maybe if the movie is big, I'll do it
<jc> keep
<e_of_PI> I just saw "ship in a bottle" today.
<jc> eofPi - if you mean when will I do Buffy? Well, you'll find out when I update the What's New page after this session
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<MattNelson> Buffy?  UUUuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrghhllllblleeeccccchhhh....
<MattNelson> ct
<MattNelson> cut
<Agent-D> I got my hands on a MArvel comics mickey take of the X-men from a few years ago, Woof R eam or soemthign liek that, it shows Wovlerine tlaking about himself, beating up the Hex-men and going on and on about his healign factor and "Adam Ant" metal skelton
<Majel>  NAPPY now gets status: "Keep it!".
<Majel>  5 keeps (62%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (38%) [[4 mutes ]
<Agent-D> hilarious
<e_of_PI> Tupos are Agent-D
<MattNelson> "mickey take"?
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<Agent-D> e, I know
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about PARENTS 
<Majel>  "Why does it take PARENTS so long to learn how to talk?"
<e_of_PI> Tupos ate Agent-D
<jc> cut
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<Wizzard> keep
<Joeno> keep
<e_of_PI> keep
<littlestar> cut
<Mark> keep
<Agent-D> Anyhow there's one bit where WOlverine ahs various utensils coming out of his hand as wel as his claws
<Agent-D> cut
<MattNelson> What is a "mickey take"?
<MattNelson> cut
<Majel>  PARENTS now gets status: "Keep it!".
<Majel>  5 keeps (56%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (44%) [[2 mutes ]
<Majel>  NovaFlash requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  IDIOT [89%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  MASTER [50%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  NAPPY [62%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  PARENTS [56%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  WARM [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<NovaFlash> warm
<Agent-D> "mickey take" is anotehr term for parody
<MattNelson> Ah-hanh.
<NovaFlash> uh
<NovaFlash> i didn't request the shortlist,you MAJEL NARF!
<MattNelson> vote4 nappy
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about WARM 
<Majel>  "Oh yeah? Well, I have a WARM present for you!"
<NovaFlash> that's better :)
<Joeno> Problems, Nova? :-)
<Wizzard> keep
<e_of_PI> cut
<Joeno> keep
<Mark> keep
<NovaFlash> keep
<MattNelson> cut
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<littlestar> She's sentient...?
<littlestar> cut
<DrJonasBashir> (gross)
<NovaFlash> mnarfie
<NovaFlash> (yes)
<e_of_PI> (why are we talking like this?)
<Majel>  WARM now gets status: "Keep it!".
<Majel>  5 keeps (62%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (38%) [[3 mutes ]
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
<littlestar> (why not?)
*** NovaFlash changes topic to 'because we like to'
<e_of_PI> (you right)
<Agent-D> it ahd WOlvie with his claws, knifes, razor blades, forks, swiss army attacments, etc, amazinginly funny, and him beating up all teh X-men of the time was a laugh as well, at one point he's havign loads of weapons thrown at him includign the kitchen sink
<Majel>  NovaFlash requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  IDIOT [89%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  MASTER [50%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  NAPPY [62%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  PARENTS [56%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  WARM [62%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Joeno> (It's much more... fun?)
*** e_of_PI changes topic to '(because we like to)'
<Mark> vote4 warm
<jc> vote4 idiot
<Joeno> vote4 parents
<DrJonasBashir> vote4 master
<Wizzard> vote4 parents
<Agent-D> and he's shruggin it off like it's nothing, then he mets the tax man
<e_of_PI> vote4 nappy
<Agent-D> vote4 idiot
<MattNelson> vote4 nappy
<littlestar> vote4nappy
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  IDIOT scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  MASTER scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  NAPPY scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  PARENTS scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  WARM scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 8 Judges present: 11
<littlestar> vote4 nappy
<littlestar> Heh, take that, Majel. 
<NovaFlash> vote4 warm
<Agent-D> They even ahd him saying that it was easy, and the grim reaper is standing behind him
<littlestar> Damn laptop keyboards...
<NovaFlash> what's with them, littlestar?
<Agent-D> ls, I can symperthise
<NovaFlash> i'm using one right now
<littlestar> I can't type on them
<littlestar> I keep tupoing
<e_of_PI> Noone can.
<NovaFlash> don't think while typing
<NovaFlash> don't think about typing....just do it :)
<Mark> Think of it as pounding
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  IDIOT scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  MASTER scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  NAPPY scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  PARENTS scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  WARM scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 10 Judges present: 11
<NovaFlash> like a baby :)
<littlestar> How can I think about not thinking? Oh, the stress!
<Majel>  MASTER now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
<e_of_PI> I sense a sevqueen aproaching...
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  IDIOT scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  NAPPY scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  PARENTS scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  WARM scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 9 Judges present: 11
<Agent-D> ls, go in teh corner, and DON'T think about an orange elpehant
<Wizzard> vote4 parents
<littlestar> Don't think about an orange elephant?!
<Mark> I sense a lack of concensus
<littlestar> Why not?
<Agent-D> just don't
* littlestar goes into the corner
<Joeno> Just try it, littlestar!
<Agent-D> don't ask, jsut don't do it
<DrJonasBashir> vote4 warm
* littlestar thinks
* Joeno giggles
* e_of_PI eats orange elephant. Tastes like Chia Rhino.
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  IDIOT scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  NAPPY scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  PARENTS scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  WARM scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 10 Judges present: 11
<Agent-D> where is Chia anyhow? HAven't seen ehr for awhile?
<e_of_PI> JB, what took you so long?
<Wizzard> whoops
* littlestar thinks...about not thinking about orange elephants, thus actually thinking about orange elephants
<Wizzard> vote4 idiot
<DrJonasBashir> eh?
<DrJonasBashir> I'm distracted
<e_of_PI> Chia rarely comes to JS.
<MattNelson> My butt hurts.  Just thought I'd tell you all.
<littlestar> That's lovely
<Joeno> Well, my kleinester?
<Agent-D> Matt, did you ahve to tell us that?
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  IDIOT scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  NAPPY scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  PARENTS scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  WARM scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 10 Judges present: 11
<e_of_PI> Mine Tuches?
<Majel>  PARENTS now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  IDIOT scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  NAPPY scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  WARM scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 9 Judges present: 11
<Joeno> vote4 idiot
<littlestar> What's the thing with orange elephants? 
<e_of_PI> Sevqueen?
<Mark> Sevqueen!
<MattNelson> vote4 nappy
<Joeno> §evqueen...
<Agent-D> ls, it's jsut soemthing to NOT think about
<littlestar> Sevqueeeeeeeeen!
<e_of_PI> Do we have any more punctuation marks we didn't put after "sevqueen"?
<Majel> "This is one for the Sevqueen. Even I admit her power."
<littlestar> But now I can't stop thinking about them! 
<Joeno> Sevqueen,,,,
<NovaFlash> perfect tie
<littlestar> Yes: Sevqueen*
<Mark> sevqueen~
<NovaFlash> * = the queen of sev
<Joeno> Dummy, could we get another tally?
<Muffy> Dummy: My hero
<littlestar> Dang orange elephants
<e_of_PI> ls, try my way... Be tired.
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  IDIOT scored 4 vote(s).
<Majel>  NAPPY scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  WARM scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 10 Judges present: 11
<Mark> sevqueen+
<Joeno> Sevqueen -
<Joeno> Sevqueen=
<e_of_PI> sevqueen'
<littlestar> Sevqueen=
<Mark> {sevqueen}
<Joeno> Sevqueen;
<Joeno> Sevqueen:
<DrJonasBashir>  vote4 sevqueen
<e_of_PI> sevqueen>
<e_of_PI> sevqueen<
<NovaFlash> SevQueen();
<Agent-D> okay, ls, now you can think about them
<Mark> http:\\www.sevqueen.com\
<Joeno> Sevqueen$
<e_of_PI> sevqueen^
<littlestar> Sevqueen$%#$%#!!
<jc> IDIOT wins - can Nova please send me the transcript ASAP so I can update the website straight away?
<DrJonasBashir> Isn't there a www.sevqueen.com?
<NovaFlash> yes yes
<Joeno> No, there isn't
<Agent-D> one domain at a time, eh?
<DrJonasBashir> I can make it .ar!
<e_of_PI> nope
<littlestar> SeVqUeEn
<NovaFlash> jc: get www.sevqueen.com :)
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  ===== The voting is now over! =====
Session Close: Sat Jun 17 02:18:55 2000