Session Start: Sat Jul 15 01:12:37 2000
* Logging #sevtrek to '#sevtrek.log'
*** Joeno is now known as Sevoen
<Blueberrie> Heehee =)
*** que is now known as Mats-Trek
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<Alcohol> file downloaded; proceed joeno
<Allan> funky..
*** Majel changes topic to 'Sev Judging is now in Session.'
<TerrorTeen> Woah...
<SpaceK> okay maybe I didn't fix it!
<jc> 8 - that's fine. Had any luck getting one yet?
<Alcohol> sevoen..hehehehe..
<Sevoen> Don't laugh!
<_8_of_12_> JC - maybe. 
<Alcohol> John; oen means idiot in dutch. doesn't that add something to sevoen?
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREKTV, please stand by...
<Majel>  Retrieval SEVTREKTV competition complete.
<Majel>  Sevoen requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  BACK [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  EITHER [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  FINDERS [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  HAVING [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  LEFT [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  OUT [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  RUN [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  STRUCK [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
<Blueberrie> Kinda redundant...
<MattNelson> Whee!  My kitty is here!
<soc_> we knoew that already
<jc> 8 - well, keep me posted on how things are going. :-)
<SpaceK> you are strange Matt. Strange is cool
<Sevoen> Hey, don't mess with the missing letters side!
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<Majel>  Sevoen asks about BACK 
<Majel>  "Schidzo will be BACK... with a bat."
<Sevoen> cut
* TerrorTeen throws her cat with Matt's
<MattNelson> cut
*** Alcohol is now known as NovaFlash
<Mats-Trek> cut
<Wizzard> cut
<TerrorTeen> keep
<_8_of_12_> I won't keep you delayed much longer (clearly your in a hurry)
<Allan> cut
*** SpaceK is now known as SpaceKatet
<soc_> cut
<_8_of_12_> cut
*** NovaFlash is now known as Alcohol
<SpaceKatet> cut
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<Alcohol> cut
<Alcohol> drink me
<Majel>  BACK now gets status: "It's cut!".
<Majel>  2 keeps (18%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 9 cuts (82%) [[3 mutes ]
<soc_> NOva, choose
<Majel>  Sevoen asks about EITHER 
<Majel>  "EITHER he's coming back, or just forgetful!"
<jc> keep
<Sevoen> keep
<MattNelson> cut
<Alcohol> sorry, sock, had to switch to change settings in chanserv =)
<Wizzard> keep
<TerrorTeen> keep
<Mats-Trek> keep
<SpaceKatet> keep
<Allan> cut
<Alcohol> keep
<soc_> keep
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<Blueberrie> keep
<Majel>  EITHER now gets status: "Keep it!".
<Majel>  10 keeps (83%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (17%) [[2 mutes ]
<_8_of_12_> JC - And thanks for asking me in the first place. I feel honored. :)
<Majel>  Sevoen asks about FINDERS 
<Majel>  "Who cares, it's FINDERS Keepers!"
<Sevoen> keep
<MattNelson> keep
<_8_of_12_> cut
<Wizzard> cut
<soc_> keep
<Allan> keep
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<Alcohol> keep
<SpaceKatet> cut
<Blueberrie> keep
<Mats-Trek> keep
<TerrorTeen> keep
<jc> cut
<DrJonasBashir> brb
<Allan> must be the kid in me...
<Majel>  FINDERS now gets status: "Keep it!".
<Majel>  9 keeps (69%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (31%) [[1 mutes ]
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<Majel>  Sevoen asks about HAVING 
<Majel>  "I don't know, but I'm HAVING a ball..."
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<Alcohol> I would like to thank our honored mr. Joeno to run the JS..... thank you, Oen.
<Sevoen> cut
<Blueberrie> cut
<Allan> cut
<Mats-Trek> cut
<Wizzard> cut
<soc_> cut
<_8_of_12_> cut
* MattNelson kisses his kitty and puts her down. Bye bye Tiger!
<MattNelson> cut
<SpaceKatet> cut
<Sevoen> It's  nothing
* _8_of_12_ gets the cheese shovel for cheesy punchlines
<Majel>  HAVING now gets status: "It's cut!".
<Majel>  0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 9 cuts (100%) [[5 mutes ]
<Alcohol> keep
<TerrorTeen> keep
<Alcohol> oh
<MattNelson> Yikes.
<MattNelson> That was harsh.
<Alcohol> too late.
<Majel>  HAVING now gets status: "It's cut!".
<Majel>  2 keeps (18%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 9 cuts (82%) [[3 mutes ]
<soc_> who cares
<Alcohol> cheese SHOVEL? funny word =)
<Majel>  Sevoen asks about LEFT 
<Majel>  "Dunno. This one came right out of LEFT field."
<Sevoen> keep
<MattNelson> keep
<Mats-Trek> cut
<_8_of_12_> cut
<Blueberrie> keep
<Wizzard> cut
<Allan> cut
<soc_> cut
<SpaceKatet> keep
<TerrorTeen> keep
<Majel>  LEFT now gets status: "Equal vote.".
<Majel>  5 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (50%) [[4 mutes ]
<Alcohol> cut
<DrJonasBashir> cut
* _8_of_12_ uses cheese shovel to dig his way out of cheesy punchlines
<Majel>  LEFT now gets status: "It's cut!".
<Majel>  5 keeps (42%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (58%) [[2 mutes ]
<MattNelson> Daaang!
<Majel>  Sevoen asks about OUT 
<Majel>  "He's OUT!!!"
<SpaceKatet> what>
<Allan> ?
<Sevoen> keep
<Wizzard> heep
<Allan> keep
<_8_of_12_> keep
<SpaceKatet> cut
<Mats-Trek> keep
<Wizzard> keep
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<soc_> neutral
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<Allan> so short and snappy...
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*** ChanServ sets mode: +o DrJonasBashir
<jc> keep
<DrJonasBashir> now!
<Majel>  Well since you asked: the current punchline is OUT 
<Majel>  "He's OUT!!!"
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<Majel>  OUT now gets status: "Keep it!".
<Majel>  7 keeps (78%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 1 cuts (11%) [[5 mutes ]
<SpaceKatet> damn! on my own!
<Majel> "There are too many mutes. Fix the problem."
<Blueberrie> cut
<_8_of_12_> You should call yourself Sevoen of Nine. :)
<SpaceKatet> yeah talk up you mutes
<TerrorTeen> keep
<Sevoen> It's too long
<_8_of_12_> So?
<MattNelson> cut
<MattNelson> Sorry.
*** Sevoen is now known as Sevoen_of_Nine
<DrJonasBashir> Sevoen of Nine, LOL
<Majel>  OUT now gets status: "Keep it!".
<Majel>  8 keeps (67%) -- 1 neutrals (8%) -- 3 cuts (25%) [[2 mutes ]
<Majel>  Sevoen_of_Nine asks about RUN 
<Majel>  "Schidzo just made a home RUN."
<TerrorTeen> keep
<Blueberrie> cut
<Wizzard> keep
<Sevoen_of_Nine> keep
<Allan> cut
<SpaceKatet> keep
<soc_> keep
<Mats-Trek> neutral
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<Alcohol> keep
<DrJonasBashir> LOL with this one
<Alcohol> you know, i feel pretty funny.
<jc> keep
<_8_of_12_> keep
<MattNelson> cut
<Majel>  RUN now gets status: "Keep it!".
<Majel>  9 keeps (69%) -- 1 neutrals (8%) -- 3 cuts (23%) [[1 mutes ]
<Majel>  Sevoen_of_Nine asks about STRUCK 
<Majel>  "The mighty Schidzo has STRUCK out."
<Sevoen_of_Nine> cut
<Wizzard> cut
<Allan> keep
<soc_> cut
<Mats-Trek> cut
<SpaceKatet> keep
<DrJonasBashir> cut
<Alcohol> cut
<Alcohol> narf. mesa no liike
<_8_of_12_> Okay, I'm going for a little while. Need to finish my website updates
<TerrorTeen> keep
*** Sevoen_of_Nine is now known as Sevoen
<Majel>  STRUCK now gets status: "It's cut!".
<Majel>  3 keeps (33%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (67%) [[5 mutes ]
<Majel> "There are too many mutes. Fix the problem."
<MattNelson> cut
<MattNelson> Sorry.
<MattNelson> Dang.  I gotta keep up in here.
<Blueberrie> cut
<Alcohol> John; did you know I had to recode majel and punchline.pl to get the narfing majel to work again? narf. I hope you get your FTP working soon
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<Majel>  STRUCK now gets status: "It's cut!".
<Majel>  3 keeps (27%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 8 cuts (73%) [[4 mutes ]
<Majel>  Well since you asked: the current punchline is STRUCK 
<Majel>  "The mighty Schidzo has STRUCK out."
<jc> keep
<Majel> "There are too many mutes. Fix the problem."
<Alcohol> yeah yeah...
<Alcohol> cut
<Majel>  STRUCK now gets status: "It's cut!".
<Majel>  4 keeps (33%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 8 cuts (67%) [[3 mutes ]
* Alcohol silences majel with a trout
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
<Majel>  Sevoen requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  EITHER [83%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  FINDERS [67%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  OUT [67%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  RUN [69%, 0] "Keep it!"
* Alcohol intoxicates majel
<MattNelson> vote4 finders
<Wizzard> vote4 out
<Allan> vote4 finders
<Sevoen> vote4 out
<soc_> vote4 either
<Alcohol> vote4 run
<Mats-Trek> vote4 either
<SpaceKatet> vote4 either
<Alcohol> out and run are cool
<TerrorTeen> vote4 either
<Allan> ohhh. a close one..
<Kevin18> hi
<Alcohol> at least, to the alcohol drinking people :)
<Blueberrie> vote4 either
<Sevoen> Goodmorning/-midday/afternoon/-evening/-night/§ev/-day Kevin18 !
<MattNelson> I forget, what was either?
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  EITHER scored 5 vote(s).
<Majel>  FINDERS scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  OUT scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  RUN scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 10 Judges present: 15
<Alcohol> 11,0+%0,11%+12,11+%11,12%+2,12+%12,2%+1,2+%2,1%+15,1 Schidzo just made a home RUN 2,1+%12,21,2%+12,2+%2,12%+11,12+%12,11%+0,11+%11,0%+
<DrJonasBashir> vote4 out
<Alcohol> 11,0+%0,11%+12,11+%11,12%+2,12+%12,2%+1,2+%2,1%+15,1 He's OUT 2,1+%12,21,2%+12,2+%2,12%+11,12+%12,11%+0,11+%11,0%+
<Majel> "Insufficient data. I need more votes."
<SpaceKatet> Either he's coming back or just forgetful
<Alcohol> vote4 out
<MattNelson> Ah.  Thanks, Kate.
* MattNelson is sticking with his original vote.
<SpaceKatet> no problem!
* Alcohol is intoxicatin Matt
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  EITHER scored 5 vote(s).
<Majel>  FINDERS scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  OUT scored 4 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 11 Judges present: 15
<MattNelson> D'oh!
<Majel>  FINDERS now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  EITHER scored 5 vote(s).
<Majel>  OUT scored 4 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 9 Judges present: 15
<MattNelson> vote4 either
<SpaceKatet> yea!
<Majel> "Insufficient time. I need faster voting."
<soc_> vote4 either
<Mats-Trek> vote4 either
<SpaceKatet> yea!
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  EITHER scored 6 vote(s).
<Majel>  OUT scored 4 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 10 Judges present: 15
<TerrorTeen> Oh, put a sock in it!
<MattNelson> That reminds me, I gotta order last week's strip print...
<Sevoen> 4 mutes!
<Alcohol> Put a soc in it?
* TerrorTeen stuffs a sock into Majel
<soc_> huh?; anybody said anything to me?
<Allan> does majel have a "mute nagger"?
<Kevin18> vote for eitgher
<Sevoen> Kevin18: Do you understand a bit what's going on? :-)
<DrJonasBashir> that would change the situation. Pinch the mutes
<Majel> "Insufficient data. I need more votes."
<MattNelson> Apparently you're being stuffed into Majel, Soc.
* Wizzard slaps the mutes around a bit with a large trout
<Majel> Really...Sevoen is pulling my nose with these messages..
<soc_> ah£...nice
<Majel> "Do you want to be in me, Soc?"
<_8_of_12_> vote5 either
<Blueberrie> Oops, gotta go...
<MattNelson> Kevin, you must type "vote4".
<soc_> whatever
<_8_of_12_> vote4 either
<SpaceKatet> vote5?
<_8_of_12_> typo
<Sevoen> Enter: vote4 either
<jc> vote4 either
<MattNelson> It's a command, not an abbreviation by lazy 'Net users.
<SpaceKatet> cool
<Allan> or big fingers
<Blueberrie> I'll try to be back later
<MattNelson> Seeya BB!
<Sevoen> Majel responds only to vote4
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  EITHER scored 8 vote(s).
<Majel>  OUT scored 4 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 12 Judges present: 15
<Majel> My neural pathways will miss your presence, Blueberrie.
<Kevin18> nope I finly found what stip was beging voted forvote4 either
<Blueberrie> Let a "millenium" punchline win for Sev Files and die. Have a nice day.
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<Sevoen> EITHER has won!
<DrJonasBashir> bye bye bb!
<Kevin18> vote4 either
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREKMOVIE, please stand by...
<Majel>  Retrieval SEVTREKMOVIE competition complete.
<Majel>  Sevoen requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  DEAD [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  DIRECTS [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  FACELIFT [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  HAIRLESS [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  IMAN [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  OLD [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  PAUSES [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  SHOOT [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
<Alcohol> nyeeeh...
<MattNelson> LOL... Poor Kevin.  Gotta keep up man.
* Alcohol is in novaflash
<Sevoen> It can be hard, we know
<Majel>  Sevoen asks about DEAD 
<Majel>  "I wouldn't be caught DEAD with that synthetic hair weave!"
<SpaceKatet> keep
<Sevoen> keep
<soc_> keep
<Wizzard> keep
<MattNelson> cut
<Allan> cut
<Mats-Trek> cut
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<TerrorTeen> cut
<MattNelson> Which strip is this again?
<Sevoen> SEVTREKMOVIE
<Alcohol> Sev Trek Movie, m@
<SpaceKatet> quirk clones, matt
<MattNelson> Quirk clones.  Thanks Kate!  You're quite the little mind reader!  ;)
<Kevin18> vote4 shoot
<Majel>  DEAD now gets status: "Keep it!".
<Majel>  5 keeps (56%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (44%) [[5 mutes ]
<Allan> bring up http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/punchlines.asp in a browser window
<MattNelson> Kevin, at this point we're only "cut" ing or "keep" ing punchlines.
<Sevoen> Kevin18: first keep, cut or neutral
<jc> keep
<Majel> "There are too many mutes. Fix the problem."
<Majel> "Chatting too much is inefficient."
* MattNelson invites Majel to bite him.
<Alcohol> if you don't have a browser window, find the nearest window and open it with a piece of paper with the text 'http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/punchlines.asp'
<Kevin18> crowe
<soc_> Majel do you want to get an internal infection or bleeding?
<DrJonasBashir> Alcohol...
<Majel> "13bites MattNelson"
* Majel bites Matt
<_8_of_12_> Okay. My website is updated.
<Allan> where's that smelly kipper...?
<Majel>  DEAD now gets status: "Keep it!".
<Majel>  6 keeps (60%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (40%) [[4 mutes ]
* TerrorTeen slaps Allan around a bit with a large trout
<Majel> "Chatting too much is inefficient."
<TerrorTeen> Right here. :D
<Majel> nagnagnag
<Majel>  Sevoen asks about DIRECTS 
<Majel>  "Quick! Shoot him before he DIRECTS again!"
<Sevoen> cut
<_8_of_12_> keep
<DrJonasBashir> keep !!!
<Alcohol> keep
<Kevin18> okay i'll cut ior keep
<Mats-Trek> cut
<Wizzard> keep
<soc_> keep
<SpaceKatet> cut
<Allan> keep
<Kevin18> cut
<MattNelson> Majel, I'm gonna get you a stepladder... So you can JUMP UP MY BUTT!!  ;)
<MattNelson> keep
<TerrorTeen> keep
<Majel> "You want that?"
<soc_> hehe, I'm already in there
<MattNelson> LOL...
<Majel>  DIRECTS now gets status: "Keep it!".
<Majel>  8 keeps (67%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (33%) [[2 mutes ]
<Allan> Matt=Big Butt?
<Majel>  Sevoen asks about FACELIFT 
<Majel>  "Oh no, do I look like that? Set phaser to FACELIFT!"
<Majel> Gee, Matt really seems to enjoy the rough side..
* MattNelson has been watching waaaay too much MST3K lately.
<_8_of_12_> It smells like ass up nya!
<MattNelson> cut
<Sevoen> keep
<Wizzard> cut
<SpaceKatet> maybe he's just really tall
<soc_> cut
<Allan> cut
<Kevin18> keep
<Mats-Trek> keep
<_8_of_12_> keep
<SpaceKatet> keep
<soc_> yeah
<Alcohol> keep
<Majel> keep
<TerrorTeen> keep
<Sevoen> Nova!
* MattNelson is of average height, and thank you SOOOO much Kate. =\
<Majel> oh wait, i can't vote. :*/
<DrJonasBashir> cut
<Allan> HAIRLESS would be good with just the last three words...
<soc_> aparantly
<Sevoen> I must apologize, Nova's playing with Majel
<Majel>  FACELIFT now gets status: "Keep it!".
<Majel>  7 keeps (58%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (42%) [[2 mutes ]
<jc> keep
<Majel> He is not!
<Majel>  Sevoen asks about HAIRLESS 
<Majel>  "Oh my gosh, I'm a talentless HAIRLESS egomaniac! Shoot us both!"
<Majel> We do not have a relationship..
<Wizzard> cut
<Majel> "Yes he is!"
<Alcohol> keep
<MattNelson> keep
<Allan> cut
<soc_> keep
<Sevoen> keep
<Majel> Ah..split personalities.
<Mats-Trek> keep
<_8_of_12_> cut
<SpaceKatet> it's a but too long
* Sevoen slaps Alcohol around a bit with a large trout
<TerrorTeen> keep
<Kevin18> cut
<SpaceKatet> LOL!
<Alcohol> It's a butt too long?
<SpaceKatet> cut
<Kevin18> ik
<Allan> nice idea but long
<soc_> multiple personality syndrom
<MattNelson> Look what I've started...
<Majel>  HAIRLESS now gets status: "Keep it!".
<Majel>  6 keeps (55%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (45%) [[3 mutes ]
<Majel> "Chatting too much is inefficient."
<Majel> Multiple Personality Disorder, not syndrome.
<MattNelson> !
<Allan> butt of all jokes?
<_8_of_12_> I used to have that.
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<Majel>  Sevoen asks about IMAN 
<Majel>  "I thought I was making out with IMAN, not a man!"
<soc_> oops
<Sevoen> cut
<jc> cut
<Wizzard> keep
<MattNelson> Bllaaaaauuuuuugh....
<DrJonasBashir> Majel is talking too much...
<Alcohol> cut don't get this one..
<Mats-Trek> cut
<MattNelson> But funny!
<SpaceKatet> i don't get it
<_8_of_12_> cut
<MattNelson> keep
<soc_> keep
<Kevin18> ik ik ik
<DrJonasBashir> ...please someone shoot her
<Kevin18> cut
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<Allan> cut
<MattNelson> IMAN played the shapeshifter in Trek VI, Kate.
<Majel>  IMAN now gets status: "It's cut!".
<Majel>  4 keeps (36%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (64%) [[3 mutes ]
<DrJonasBashir> Iman was the actress that played the shapeshifter
<soc_> I could give her internal bleeding
<TerrorTeen> keep
<MattNelson> ick.
<Majel>  Sevoen asks about OLD 
<Majel>  "I'm glad I don't look as OLD and fat as you!"
<SpaceKatet> oh alright thanks
<TerrorTeen> keep
<soc_> cut
<DrJonasBashir> cut
<Wizzard> cut
<_8_of_12_> cut
<Mats-Trek> keep
<Allan> cut
<MattNelson> keep
<TerrorTeen> Man, what an ego...
<SpaceKatet> keep
<Majel> "You can't get into my circuitry :-P"
<Kevin18> cut
<Sevoen> cut
<Sevoen> keep
* Majel changes into a virus, inspired by all of your hate towards me.
<Kevin18> to easy
<Alcohol> keep
<Majel>  OLD now gets status: "Equal vote.".
<Majel>  6 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (50%) [[2 mutes ]
<soc_> they stuffed me in you
<jc> keep
<MattNelson> Majel has become Daemon!  Nooo!  Look out Mainframe!
<Majel>  Sevoen asks about PAUSES 
<Majel>  "No dramatic PAUSES, real hair, tight stomach...He's the fake!"
<Sevoen> keep
<MattNelson> keep
<Wizzard> keep
<soc_> keep
<_8_of_12_> cut
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<Kevin18> ok i guess 
-> [FORMAT] DRJONASBASHIR
<Mats-Trek> cut
<jc> keep
-> [FORMAT] ALLAN
<SpaceKatet> who are the two mutes all the time?
<SpaceKatet> keep
<Kevin18> neutral
-> [FORMAT] SOC_
-> [FORMAT] KEVIN18
-> [FORMAT] SEVOEN
<Sevoen> Robot101, and JC voted after the tally
<DrJonasBashir> can Majel vote?
<_8_of_12_> cut
<TerrorTeen> keep
* MattNelson stretches.
<Sevoen> Majel can't vote
<Alcohol> cut
<Allan> cut
<Majel>  PAUSES now gets status: "Keep it!".
<Majel>  8 keeps (62%) -- 1 neutrals (8%) -- 4 cuts (31%) [[1 mutes ]
<DrJonasBashir> try! =P
-> [FORMAT] MATTNELSON
<_8_of_12_> Allah?
<Majel>  Sevoen asks about SHOOT 
<Majel>  "How can you SHOOT something so devilishly handsome???"
<Allan> yes?
<Sevoen> cut
<Wizzard> cut
<_8_of_12_> Oh, Allan.
<MattNelson> keep
<Sevoen> keep
<soc_> cut
<TerrorTeen> keep
<Alcohol> keep
<Kevin18> keep
<Allan> keep
<SpaceKatet> gald you're keeping us up-to-date, matt
<Mats-Trek> keep
<SpaceKatet> keep
<Kevin18> i like this one
<Allan> what an ego-stroke...
* MattNelson bows to Kate.
<Majel>  SHOOT now gets status: "Keep it!".
<Majel>  8 keeps (80%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (20%) [[4 mutes ]
<_8_of_12_> Sorry, I thought... there is only one god Allah and... yes.
<Majel> "Chatting too much is inefficient."
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<DrJonasBashir> keep
* MattNelson types something else. Bwa-ha-ha.
<DrJonasBashir> cut
<Mark> Hi ya!
<soc_> hi
<Majel>  Well since you asked: the current punchline is SHOOT 
<Majel>  "How can you SHOOT something so devilishly handsome???"
<DrJonasBashir> argh
<Wizzard> hi
<Mark> keep
<Sevoen> Goodmorning/-midday/afternoon/-evening/-night/§ev/-day Mark !
<Alcohol> keep
<soc_> cut
<_8_of_12_> cut
<Alcohol> i love this one
<Majel>  SHOOT now gets status: "Keep it!".
<Majel>  9 keeps (69%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (31%) [[2 mutes ]
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
<Majel>  Sevoen requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  DEAD [60%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  DIRECTS [67%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  FACELIFT [62%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  HAIRLESS [58%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  OLD [54%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  PAUSES [62%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  SHOOT [69%, 0] "Keep it!"
* MattNelson agrees with Alcohol... But Alcohol doesn't agree with him!
<Allan> I've gotta go after this one, darn it.
<MattNelson> vote4 shoot
<Wizzard> vote4 directs
<Sevoen> ALL are kept!
<SpaceKatet> vote4 shoot
<soc_> vot4 pauses
<Alcohol> wonderfull
<TerrorTeen> vote4 pauses
<Allan> vote4 directs
<Mats-Trek> vote4 old
<Sevoen> vote4 pauses
<Alcohol> vote4 facelift
<Wizzard> nope, IMAN got cut
<_8_of_12_> vote4 directs
<Sevoen> Only IMAN was cut
<DrJonasBashir> vote4 directs
<Alcohol> JC: my congratulations, you choose wonderful punchlines.
<MattNelson> Shoot, you fools, shoot!
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  DIRECTS scored 4 vote(s).
<Majel>  FACELIFT scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  OLD scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  PAUSES scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  SHOOT scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 10 Judges present: 15
<MattNelson> ;)
<Mark> vote4 directs
* Wizzard shoots MattNelson
<Kevin18> vote4 shoot
<Majel> "Insufficient data. I need more votes."
<Allan> yay!
* MattNelson knew it was coming...
<soc_> vote4 pauses
<Sevoen> :-P
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  DIRECTS scored 5 vote(s).
<Majel>  FACELIFT scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  OLD scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  PAUSES scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  SHOOT scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 13 Judges present: 15
<SpaceKatet> Hey matt we were the onlt ones voting for shoot!
<Majel>  FACELIFT now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
<Majel>  OLD now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
<MattNelson> Au contraire, Kevin voted for shoot as well.
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  DIRECTS scored 5 vote(s).
<Majel>  PAUSES scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  SHOOT scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 11 Judges present: 15
<Alcohol> vote4 directs
<Kevin18> i voted for it
<soc_> vote4 pauses
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  DIRECTS scored 6 vote(s).
<Majel>  PAUSES scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  SHOOT scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 12 Judges present: 15
<SpaceKatet> yeah after the first round
<Sevoen> DIRECTS has no  majority
<MattNelson> Well, we have a pretty darn clear winner.
<TerrorTeen> vote4 directs
<Sevoen> But I can't cut PAUSES or SHOOT
<jc> vote4 directs
<Kevin18> shoiot is way better than the others come on
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  DIRECTS scored 8 vote(s).
<Majel>  PAUSES scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  SHOOT scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 13 Judges present: 15
<soc_> vote4 pauses
<TerrorTeen> Now you can cut pauses
<Mats-Trek> vote4 shoot
<DrJonasBashir> it's decided
* TerrorTeen growls
<Wizzard> DIRECTS won!
<Sevoen> DIRECTS wins
<DrJonasBashir> I think
<Sevoen> It has a majority
<Allan> DIRECTS matches the expressions...
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  Retrieving punchlines for competition SCIFIMOVIES, please stand by...
<Majel>  Retrieval SCIFIMOVIES competition complete.
<Majel>  Sevoen requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  AMAZING [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  BREATHING [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  BUTTERFLIES [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  CLOUD [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  FORESHADOWING [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  HAIRDO [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  HINT [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  SCARED [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
<soc_> damn
<SpaceKatet> d'oh!
<DrJonasBashir> wait, retally
<DrJonasBashir> It would have been good to retally
<Allan> bye all...
<DrJonasBashir> bye!
<_8_of_12_> Goodbye, Allah
*** TerrorTeen is now known as TTLurk
*** Allan has quit IRC (Leaving)
<Majel>  Sevoen asks about AMAZING 
<Majel>  "Heh, heh, isn't it AMAZING what two suns will do..."
<Sevoen> keep
<_8_of_12_> Wow. That was god there.
<SpaceKatet> I like this one but for the heh heh
*** Alcohol is now known as alcoholicallydead
<Wizzard> cut
<Mark> keep
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<SpaceKatet> keep
<_8_of_12_> keep
<soc_> keep
<Mats-Trek> cut
<MattNelson> keep
<Majel>  AMAZING now gets status: "Keep it!".
<Majel>  7 keeps (78%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (22%) [[5 mutes ]
<DrJonasBashir> Ah, you fell into a coma...
* alcoholicallydead is a victim of alcohol
<soc_> not good
<_8_of_12_> And yet still managed to change his name.
<Majel> "There are too many mutes. Fix the problem."
<DrJonasBashir> hehehe
<Majel> I need to shut up..
<Kevin18> keep
<_8_of_12_> Unless you're going to help, Majel, zip it! I don't see you voting!
<jc> keep
<Majel> keep
<Mark> If you shoot a mute, can s/he scream?
<SpaceKatet> ha! ha!
<Majel>  AMAZING now gets status: "Keep it!".
<Majel>  9 keeps (82%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (18%) [[3 mutes ]
<soc_> hehe
<Kevin18> keep
<Sevoen> One real mute, with Nova and Rob not voting
<Majel>  AMAZING now gets status: "Keep it!".
<Majel>  9 keeps (82%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (18%) [[3 mutes ]
<SpaceKatet> better still if you shoot a mute in cyberspace, can we hear them scream?
<Majel>  Sevoen asks about BREATHING 
<Majel>  "Personally, I more worried about his BREATHING."
<alcoholicallydead> sorry sevoen...me not up to it =)
<Sevoen> keep
<SpaceKatet> keep
<Wizzard> keep
<Mark> keep
<Kevin18> cut
<_8_of_12_> cut
<Mats-Trek> cut
<alcoholicallydead> I'm good for useless chatting, though.
<alcoholicallydead> keep
<soc_> keep
<MattNelson> cut
<Kevin18> mattnelson are you here
<Sevoen> I think... 4 mutes
<soc_> it looks like it
<Majel>  BREATHING now gets status: "Keep it!".
<Majel>  6 keeps (60%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (40%) [[4 mutes ]
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<Sevoen> Told you so!
<Majel>  Sevoen asks about BUTTERFLIES 
<Majel>  "And all I can do is make BUTTERFLIES with my hands."
<Sevoen> cut
<Mats-Trek> cut
<MattNelson> cut
<SpaceKatet> cut
<Wizzard> keep
<soc_> cut
<Kevin18> cut
<DrJonasBashir> cut
<jc> keep
<_8_of_12_> cut
<Majel>  BUTTERFLIES now gets status: "It's cut!".
<Majel>  2 keeps (20%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 8 cuts (80%) [[4 mutes ]
<Majel> "There are too many mutes. Fix the problem."
<Mark> cut
<_8_of_12_> Fix it yourself!
<_8_of_12_> Damn robot push me around.
<soc_> shees
* MattNelson kicks Majel's hinder!
<Majel>  Sevoen asks about CLOUD 
<Majel>  "He looks better under CLOUD cover!!"
<Sevoen> cut
<MattNelson> cut
<Sevoen> cut
<Wizzard> cut
<Mats-Trek> cut
<SpaceKatet> what?
<soc_> cut
<_8_of_12_> cut
<SpaceKatet> cut
<Sevoen> Too early...
<Kevin18> cut
<DrJonasBashir> vut
<DrJonasBashir> cut
<DrJonasBashir> pft
<Mark> cut
<Majel> "Don't beat me up!"
<DrJonasBashir> =]
<Majel>  CLOUD now gets status: "It's cut!".
<Majel>  0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 10 cuts (100%) [[4 mutes ]
<Kevin18> doesn't make sence
<jc> keep
<soc_> no, it doesn't
<SpaceKatet> wow lethal
<Sevoen> Well, for a part, it does
<Majel>  Sevoen asks about FORESHADOWING 
<Majel>  "I've heard of FORESHADOWING but isn't this a bit obvious?"
<Sevoen> keep
<MattNelson> keep
<Wizzard> cut
<soc_> keep
<Kevin18> keep
<Mark> keep
<SpaceKatet> kee
<Mats-Trek> keep
<jc> keep
<_8_of_12_> cut
<SpaceKatet> whoops
<Majel> Scotty! Beat me up! -aye sir!-
<SpaceKatet> keep
<TTLurk> keep
<Sevoen> I mean, when there is a cloud in front of the sun, you can't have a shadow
<_8_of_12_> JC, this Sev Wars strip looks really nice. :)
<Majel>  FORESHADOWING now gets status: "Keep it!".
<Majel>  9 keeps (82%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (18%) [[3 mutes ]
<MattNelson> What Kirk said to Scotty in the S&M bar...?
<Majel>  Sevoen asks about HAIRDO 
<Majel>  ""That's a helluva HAIRDO, Helmet Head"
<Kevin18> souldn,t it be force shodowing
<Sevoen> cut
<SpaceKatet> yeah except for Amidala having no hair!
<MattNelson> I was just thinking that, 8.  This is definitely one of your better ones, John.
<Mats-Trek> cut
<Wizzard> cut
<_8_of_12_> cut
<soc_> cut
<jc> 8 - I know, I really like the look of this one. When Wendy coloured it, she applied this snazzy new effect in Coreldraw that allows graduated transparencies...
<Mark> neutral
<Kevin18> cut
<SpaceKatet> cut
<DrJonasBashir> cut
<_8_of_12_> Great collectives think alike, Matt. :)
<jc> ...now I'm gonna try and use the effect more often. I'm using it in the Sci-fi TV comic strip next week.
<Majel> "Chatting too much is... ah, you don't listen anyway!"
<_8_of_12_> In the Buffy one.
<DrJonasBashir> really well done JV
<DrJonasBashir> JC!
<Majel>  HAIRDO now gets status: "It's cut!".
<Majel>  0 keeps (0%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 8 cuts (89%) [[5 mutes ]
<soc_> you got it Majel
<DrJonasBashir> That v is messing up a lot
<Majel>  Sevoen asks about HINT 
<Majel>  "Anyone not got the HINT yet?"
<Sevoen> cut
<_8_of_12_> Thats right, Makel! I'm not listening! Nerrrrr!
<Wizzard> keep
<Sevoen> cut
<jc> Matt - you can thank Wendy for the look of the cartoon, I'm just the sweat shop employee out back drawing them
<soc_> cut
<MattNelson> What precisely did you use it on John?
<jc> cut
<Mats-Trek> cut
<DrJonasBashir> cut
<Majel> "Though you all should..."
<Majel> I AM NOT MAKEL
<_8_of_12_> keep
<Kevin18> keep
<SpaceKatet> again - its perfect but for the lack of Amidala's hair
<SpaceKatet> cut
<MattNelson> You sure aren't Makel.
<Mark> cut
<soc_> never heard of typos Majel?
<MattNelson> cut
<Majel> "Tupos are irrelevant"
<Majel> NO, mever, soc+
<Majel>  HINT now gets status: "It's cut!".
<Majel>  3 keeps (27%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 8 cuts (73%) [[3 mutes ]
<soc_> lol
<Sevoen> NOVA!
<Majel>  Sevoen asks about SCARED 
<Majel>  "So that's why he's SCARED of his own shadow!"
<Sevoen> cut
<Wizzard> cut
<_8_of_12_> cut
<Mark> keep
<SpaceKatet> keep
<soc_> cut
<MattNelson> cut
<Mats-Trek> keep
* _8_of_12_ runs for the cheese shovel!
<Kevin18> nuetral
<soc_> neutral
<DrJonasBashir> cut
<Sevoen> Go back to your alcoholic sleeping place
<Mark> that's one cold shadow!
<Kevin18> neutral
<_8_of_12_> For I am The Shoveler!!
<Majel>  SCARED now gets status: "It's cut!".
<Majel>  3 keeps (30%) -- 2 neutrals (20%) -- 5 cuts (50%) [[4 mutes ]
<DrJonasBashir> put neutral again Kevin
<DrJonasBashir> good
<alcoholicallydead> *shovels 8's hair off; looks, quirk the second*
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
<DrJonasBashir> Can you vote aloholikfreak!?
<MattNelson> He shovels well.  He shovels VERY well!  God gave him a gift.
<Majel>  Sevoen requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  AMAZING [82%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  BREATHING [64%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  FORESHADOWING [82%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Sevoen> vote4 foreshadowing
<MattNelson> vote4 foreshadowing
<alcoholicallydead> DrJonasBashir: no i am beyond anything! =)
<Wizzard> vote4 foreshadowing
<_8_of_12_> Yeesh, can everyone leave William Shatner alone about the hair for once!?
<Mats-Trek> vote4 foreshadowing
<alcoholicallydead> vote4 amazing
<Mark> vote4 foreshadowing
<Kevin18> vote4 foreshodwing
<Sevoen> This could have been an easier punchword
<soc_> vote4 Foreshadowing
<DrJonasBashir> I can tell that =]
<_8_of_12_> vote4 amazing
<SpaceKatet> if amazing started with amazing and skipped the first bit it would be my favourite
<MattNelson> Yikes, Kev.  ;)
<Sevoen> Which one will win? ;-)
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  AMAZING scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  FORESHADOWING scored 6 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 8 Judges present: 14
<DrJonasBashir> vote4 breathing
<SpaceKatet> vote4 amazing
<DrJonasBashir> heey!
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  AMAZING scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  BREATHING scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  FORESHADOWING scored 6 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 10 Judges present: 14
<soc_> vote4 foreshadowing
<Sevoen> You were a bit too late
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  AMAZING scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  BREATHING scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  FORESHADOWING scored 6 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 10 Judges present: 14
<Majel>  BREATHING now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
<MattNelson> Moving right along...
<jc> vote4 foreshadowing
<soc_> let me guess...to many mutes?
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  AMAZING scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  FORESHADOWING scored 7 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 10 Judges present: 14
<Majel> "Insufficient time. I need faster voting."
* _8_of_12_ bashes Majel with cheese shovel
* Mark slaps Majel around a bit with a large trout
<soc_> vote4 foreshadowing
<Sevoen> JB?
<Kevin18> i voted already
<DrJonasBashir> vte4 forshadowing
<Majel> I think foreshadowing wins.. :^)
<DrJonasBashir> yaah, you get it
<Kevin18> forgot o
<SpaceKatet> damn I lost again!
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  AMAZING scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  FORESHADOWING scored 7 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 10 Judges present: 14
<DrJonasBashir> I won't type that again!
<Sevoen> FORESHADOWING WINS
<DrJonasBashir> =P
<Sevoen> Especially combined with JB's vote
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  Retrieving punchlines for competition SCIFITV, please stand by...
<Majel>  Retrieval SCIFITV competition complete.
<Majel>  Sevoen requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  BEE [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  BEFORE [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  BLAH [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  BREATH [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  DID [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  MINTS [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  NEXT [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  STING [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
<Mark> JB?
<Majel>  Sevoen asks about BEE 
<Majel>  "Scummy: There's never a BEE around when you need one..."
<jc> cut
<Wizzard> neutral
<Sevoen> JB=Jonas Bashir
<Mats-Trek> cut
<soc_> cut
<SpaceKatet> I can teel what's going to win already (I think)
<Mark> Ah
<Mark> cut
<Sevoen> cut
<DrJonasBashir> hehehe
<SpaceKatet> yes I can teel with the best of them
<DrJonasBashir> cut
<_8_of_12_> keep
<SpaceKatet> cut
<_8_of_12_> I don't get this one. I might have to see the movie...
<MattNelson> cut
<_8_of_12_> cut
<Majel>  BEE now gets status: "It's cut!".
<Majel>  0 keeps (0%) -- 1 neutrals (10%) -- 9 cuts (90%) [[4 mutes ]
<MattNelson> Definite movie joke, 8.
<_8_of_12_> eesh, wrong vote
<Mark> I noticed Scuumy got all of the lines...
<Majel>  Sevoen asks about BEFORE 
<Majel>  "Scummy: It'll be a thousand years BEFORE that happens again"
<Mark> Scummy...
<Sevoen> Majel?
<DrJonasBashir> Scurvy
<Kevin18> keep
<Wizzard> neutral
<Sevoen> cut
<Mark> keep
<MattNelson> cut
<SpaceKatet> cut
<jc> keep
<Majel> Yes, sevoen, darling?
<soc_> keep
<Mats-Trek> cut
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<_8_of_12_> cut
<Majel> What's wrong, my hero Sevoen? ;^)
<Mark> Of course, the reply to this one is "Its a date!"
<_8_of_12_> Sevoen of mine.
<Majel> true cyberdate...
<Majel>  BEFORE now gets status: "Keep for now.".
<Majel>  5 keeps (45%) -- 1 neutrals (9%) -- 5 cuts (45%) [[3 mutes ]
<Majel> ;^)
<Sevoen> You were late!
<DrJonasBashir> LOL
<Majel>  Sevoen asks about BLAH 
<Majel>  "Scummy: A Close Encounter of the BLAH Kind."
<Sevoen> keep
<Wizzard> cut
<SpaceKatet> cut
<Mats-Trek> cut
<Kevin18> cut
<_8_of_12_> keep
<soc_> cut
<Mark> neutral
<Sevoen> You kept me waiting for the punchline
<MattNelson> cut
<Sevoen> You lagged!
<Majel> Aww..I'm sorry honey...I was kept up; i didn't get enough CPU cycles to run the commands ;^(
<Kevin18> prechit brother
<Sevoen> Nova being bad to you again?
<jc> cut
<soc_> aw
<Majel>  BLAH now gets status: "It's cut!".
<Majel>  2 keeps (20%) -- 1 neutrals (10%) -- 7 cuts (70%) [[4 mutes ]
<soc_> he shouldn't do that
<Majel> Well no...but his computer is. You know..internet explorer taking so much...grrr..
<Majel>  Sevoen asks about BREATH 
<Majel>  "Scummy: I'll classify your BREATH as a Sev file."
<MattNelson> cut
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<Mats-Trek> keep
<Kevin18> keep
<Wizzard> keep
<Sevoen> You would wonder why he keeps it open...
<Sevoen> keep
<soc_> keep
<_8_of_12_> This is sick. Can you two take it outside?
<SpaceKatet> keep
<_8_of_12_> cut
<Mark> keep
<Sevoen> Where?
<SpaceKatet> how about offline?
<Majel> I think 8 of 12 is getting jealous, sweety..
<Sevoen> I guess so too.
<Mark> Where's outside in cyberspace?
<Majel>  BREATH now gets status: "Keep it!".
<Majel>  8 keeps (80%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (20%) [[4 mutes ]
<_8_of_12_> Just anywhere but here. Go.
<jc> keep
<Sevoen> Perhaps we should have some fun in #sevdebug!
* _8_of_12_ hits both of you with his cheese shovel.
<Majel>  Sevoen asks about DID 
<Majel>  "Scummy: Now I'm wishing the world DID end."
<Sevoen> cut
<MattNelson> cut
<Wizzard> keep
<Kevin18> cut
<DrJonasBashir> neutral
<Mark> cut
<SpaceKatet> cut
<_8_of_12_> cut
<soc_> cut
<soc_> I'm getting tired....I wonder why
<Mark> This nasty, even for her...
<Mats-Trek> cut
<Majel>  DID now gets status: "It's cut!".
<Majel>  1 keeps (10%) -- 1 neutrals (10%) -- 8 cuts (80%) [[4 mutes ]
<Majel>  Sevoen asks about MINTS 
<Majel>  "Scummy: Let me guess aliens abducted your breath MINTS."
<Sevoen> keep
<MattNelson> cut
<Wizzard> cut
<SpaceKatet> neutral
<Mats-Trek> cut
<_8_of_12_> cut
<Mark> keep
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<soc_> keep
<Kevin18> keep
<Majel>  MINTS now gets status: "Keep it!".
<Majel>  5 keeps (50%) -- 1 neutrals (10%) -- 4 cuts (40%) [[4 mutes ]
<Mark> This reminds me of "You kill like an alien" :-)
<_8_of_12_> I noticed all the punchlines are Scummy with particularily cutting punchlines. Poor Mouldy.
<Majel>  Sevoen asks about NEXT 
<Majel>  "Scummy: Tell you what - we can kiss again NEXT millenium."
<Sevoen> cut
<Mark> Er, Kiss
<MattNelson> cut
<SpaceKatet> this one is the best!
<SpaceKatet> keep
<jc> keep
<_8_of_12_> keep
<soc_> cut
<Mats-Trek> keep
<Wizzard> neutral
<Mark> keep
<Kevin18> keep
<Sevoen> No, it isn't
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<_8_of_12_> Yours again, Kate? :)
<MattNelson> I don't like too many of these... Very mean-spirited.  =\
<Majel>  NEXT now gets status: "Keep it!".
<Majel>  7 keeps (64%) -- 1 neutrals (9%) -- 3 cuts (27%) [[3 mutes ]
<SpaceKatet> which one is then?
<Majel>  Sevoen asks about STING 
<Majel>  "Scummy: The bee STING was better."
<_8_of_12_> Once again, I agree Matt.
<Sevoen> cut
<Mark> So, would this be 1/1/2001 or 1/1/3000
<_8_of_12_> cut
<soc_> cut
<Mats-Trek> cut
<Wizzard> neutral
<Mark> keep
<Sevoen> 1/1/2001, of course
<SpaceKatet> not its not mine no finalist ones this week (sigh)
<Kevin18> cut
<DrJonasBashir> I don't like them... they lack a certian level of funninness
<Mark> *grin*
<SpaceKatet> cut
<DrJonasBashir> cut
<MattNelson> cut
<Majel>  STING now gets status: "It's cut!".
<Majel>  1 keeps (10%) -- 1 neutrals (10%) -- 8 cuts (80%) [[4 mutes ]
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
<_8_of_12_> Woah, I'm loosing control of the computer!
<Majel>  Sevoen requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  BEFORE [45%, 0] "Keep for now."
<Majel>  BREATH [82%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  MINTS [50%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  NEXT [64%, 0] "Keep it!"
*** _8_of_12_ is now known as Kate
<Majel> ooooh Kate!
<Sevoen> Kate?
<MattNelson> No!  TWO Kates!
<Kate> Ah...
<SpaceKatet> you still have to pick one so pick next! (it's not mine)
<Wizzard> vote4 breath
<Kate> Goodmorning everyone!
<Majel> My dear cyber-girlfriend! :^)
<Majel> "This is getting too confusing"
<MattNelson> [cues Star Trek fight song]
<SpaceKatet> what just happenned?
<Mark> vute4 mints
<Mats-Trek> vote4 next
<soc_> vote4 breath
<Mark> vote4 mints
<SpaceKatet> vote4 next
<jc> vote4 next
<DrJonasBashir> vote4 breath
<Sevoen> vote4 breath
<MattNelson> vote4 ...
<MattNelson> ...
<Kate> vote4 blah
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  BREATH scored 4 vote(s).
<Majel>  MINTS scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  NEXT scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 8 Judges present: 14
<Kevin18> vote for breath
<Mark> vote4 next
<MattNelson> I don't like these enough to vote4 them.
<SpaceKatet> breath? no it stinks! (heh heh)
<Majel> "Insufficient data. I need more votes."
<alcoholicallydead> vote4 breath
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  BREATH scored 5 vote(s).
<Majel>  NEXT scored 4 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 9 Judges present: 14
<Kate> What just happened is that I liberated the computer from the Borg collective. :)
<SpaceKatet> please vote next, matt! it is funny
<MattNelson> It is NOT, Kate, sorry to disagree.  =\
<Kate> Umm... I voted for blah.
<alcoholicallydead> vote4 next
<jc> Question - who is Sevoen? I'm writing up the credit on the What's New page right now
<Sevoen> I'm Joeno
<Sevoen> Jeroen
<Mark> Yeah, vote next, or anytime now
<Kate> vote4 blah
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  BREATH scored 4 vote(s).
<Majel>  NEXT scored 5 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 9 Judges present: 14
<jc> which is it? Joeno or Jeroen
<Kevin18> vote3 somthing matt
<Sevoen> Just use Joeno
<SpaceKatet> no other kate vote for next!
<alcoholicallydead> Yeah, and I'm Dummy, just being a narf; joeno's commanding majel
<Sevoen> That oen is from the Sevilian Board
<Kate> VOTE4 BLAH
<Kate> Am I invisible? Why isn't that working?
<DrJonasBashir> you voted?
<Majel>  Sevoen requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  BEFORE [45%, 0] "Keep for now."
<Majel>  BREATH [82%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  MINTS [50%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  NEXT [64%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  BREATH scored 4 vote(s).
<Majel>  NEXT scored 5 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 9 Judges present: 14
<DrJonasBashir> We can see you kate
<SpaceKatet> it's not a finalist!
<Sevoen> That one!
<Kate> Oh... it was cut. My mistake!
<DrJonasBashir> 8, kate, whatever
<MattNelson> There is no "blah", K8.
<Mark> Blah was cut
*** MattNelson has left #sevtrek
<Kate> They both suck
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  BREATH scored 4 vote(s).
<Majel>  NEXT scored 5 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 9 Judges present: 13
<Majel> "This is one for the Sevqueen. Even I admit her power."
<Mark> Well, that's one take on the picture
<jc> I'll ask Sevqueen. Let's move one
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  Retrieving punchlines for competition THEPITS, please stand by...
<Majel>  Retrieval THEPITS competition complete.
<Majel>  Sevoen requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  CULTURE [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  DUMP [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  HOUSEWORK [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  LEAVES [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  LOVE [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  OUTSIDE [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  SNOB [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  TRASH [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
<Kate> Apologies for the language, but they do. Do the punchlines have to be so mean!?
<jc> move on, that is :-)
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* alcoholicallydead moves.
<MattNelson> There we are.
<Majel>  Sevoen asks about CULTURE 
<Majel>  "He has CULTURE... several species of it!"
<Mark> keep
<SpaceKatet> cut
<Sevoen> Sweety's slow again
<MattNelson> cut
<Sevoen> keep
<DrJonasBashir> cut
<Wizzard> keep
<Mats-Trek> cut
<Kate> keep
<Kevin18> cut
<soc_> cut
<Kate> Ah, there's another Kate here. Hi. :)
<Majel> "There are too many mutes. Fix the problem."
<Majel>  CULTURE now gets status: "It's cut!".
<Majel>  4 keeps (40%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (60%) [[4 mutes ]
* Majel kills self
* Sevoen slaps alcoholicallydead around a bit with a large trout
<soc_> we could call the otherone spacekacke
* Kate hits Majel with Cheese Shovel. Bad! That's a bad Majel!
<Mark> Bad sign...
<Sevoen> Don't play with Majel unless you vote as well!
* Majel feels...cheese shovelled
<Majel>  Sevoen asks about DUMP 
<Majel>  "He'd never DUMP me. He never throws anything out."
<SpaceKatet> Yes, hello
<alcoholicallydead> keep
<Mark> Yep, there's no culture around here
<soc_> keep
<Sevoen> keep
<Mats-Trek> keep
<soc_> it's funny
<Wizzard> keep
<Mark> keep
<Kevin18> nuetral
<SpaceKatet> keep
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<Kate> cut
<Kevin18> neutral
<SpaceKatet> this is good
<Majel>  Well since you asked: the current punchline is DUMP 
<Majel>  "He'd never DUMP me. He never throws anything out."
<soc_> it is!
<MattNelson> keep
<Majel>  DUMP now gets status: "Keep it!".
<Majel>  9 keeps (82%) -- 1 neutrals (9%) -- 1 cuts (9%) [[3 mutes ]
<Sevoen> Wrong button...
<jc> keep
<Majel>  Sevoen asks about HOUSEWORK 
<Majel>  "I hate HOUSEWORK!"
<Sevoen> keep
<Mark> keep
<SpaceKatet> cut
<Wizzard> cut
<soc_> cut
<Mats-Trek> cut
<Kevin18> cut
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<Kate> Aren't you pushing her buttons right? :)
<Kate> keep
<SpaceKatet> does this make sense?
<MattNelson> cut
<Sevoen> Wrong pop-up thingie
<Majel>  HOUSEWORK now gets status: "It's cut!".
<Majel>  4 keeps (40%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (60%) [[4 mutes ]
<Kevin18> amen
<MattNelson> ...sort of, Kate, but it's a stretch.
<Majel> 5***error: wrong button pushed :error***
<Sevoen> It's thing I use to 'control' Majel
<Sevoen> Again...
<SpaceKatet> Kate are you 8?
<Majel>  Sevoen asks about LEAVES 
<Majel>  "He LEAVES slime... you are slime!"
<Sevoen> cut
<SpaceKatet> cut
<Majel> SpaceKatet: that rhymes :^)
<alcoholicallydead> keep
<Wizzard> cut
<soc_> cut
<MattNelson> cut
<Kevin18> keep
<Mats-Trek> cut
<Sevoen> Kate's a friend of 8
<DrJonasBashir> keepie
<Kate> No, I just took the computer from him. :)
<Mark> keep
<Kate> cut
<MattNelson> Kate is on 8's 'puter.
<Sevoen> Or an alternative person of him
<soc_> ah
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<Sevoen> We're not sure ;-)
<Majel>  LEAVES now gets status: "It's cut!".
<Majel>  4 keeps (36%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (64%) [[3 mutes ]
<SpaceKatet> majel, it's supposed to! I made it up and I like it!
<Kate> Yeesh, give it up, Joeno!
<Majel>  Sevoen asks about LOVE 
<Majel>  "You don't need me, your already in LOVE with yourself."
<Kate> keep
<Mats-Trek> keep
*Mark* grins
<Sevoen> I do! I do!
<Kevin18> keep
<jc> keep
<Sevoen> cut
<Wizzard> keep
<soc_> keep
<SpaceKatet> good because I was so confused?
<Mark> keep
<SpaceKatet> keep
<MattNelson> cut
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<soc_> there are quiet a few pretty good ones
<Majel>  LOVE now gets status: "Keep it!".
<Majel>  9 keeps (82%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (18%) [[3 mutes ]
<Majel>  Sevoen asks about OUTSIDE 
<Majel>  "His slime's on the OUTSIDE"
<MattNelson> I'd vote for this, but "you're" is misspelled.
<MattNelson> cut
<Sevoen> keep
<Wizzard> keep
<Kevin18> cut
<soc_> cut
<Mark> That can be fixed by our master editor
<DrJonasBashir> cut
<SpaceKatet> who is TTLurk?
<SpaceKatet> cut
<Mats-Trek> cut
<Sevoen> TerrorTeen
<soc_> terror teen
<soc_> oops
<Mark> neutral
<Kate> JC, you should do deleted scenes in the Sev Trek movie, like they did in Bug's Life.
<MattNelson> Yeah, but I hate reinforcing negative spelling behavior.  Plus I didn't think it was funny.  ;)
<Kate> cut
<Majel>  OUTSIDE now gets status: "It's cut!".
<Majel>  2 keeps (20%) -- 1 neutrals (10%) -- 7 cuts (70%) [[4 mutes ]
<Majel>  Sevoen asks about SNOB 
<Majel>  "Better a slob than a SNOB."
<MattNelson> Outtakes?  Whoof.  Delay our movie some more whydoncha K8.  ;)
<Sevoen> cut
<Kate> Just a thought. :)
<Wizzard> cut
<MattNelson> cut
<Kate> cut
<Kevin18> keep
<alcoholicallydead> cut
<soc_> cut
<SpaceKatet> cut
<Mark> Ooo...negative spelling behavior...I like it!
<Mats-Trek> neutral
<Mark> keep
<Sevoen> But anyway, how is the movie going, JC?
<soc_> Sine Nobilitas, a slob is that already, so it doesn't make sens
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<Majel>  SNOB now gets status: "It's cut!".
<Majel>  3 keeps (27%) -- 1 neutrals (9%) -- 7 cuts (64%) [[3 mutes ]
<Majel>  Sevoen asks about TRASH 
<Majel>  "He doesn't just talk TRASH, he lives it!"
<Sevoen> cut
<Kate> cut
<soc_> cut
<MattNelson> cut
<Wizzard> cut
<Kevin18> cut
<Mats-Trek> cut
<SpaceKatet> it shall now be refered to as sufferring from NSB - negative spelling behaviour
<DrJonasBashir> cut
<Mark> neutral
<SpaceKatet> cut
<soc_> hehe
<Sevoen> This  will be kept ;-)
<Kevin18> looks like no one wants this one
<Majel>  TRASH now gets status: "It's cut!".
<Majel>  0 keeps (0%) -- 1 neutrals (10%) -- 9 cuts (90%) [[4 mutes ]
<soc_> no
<MattNelson> Oo-er!  I made up a term!
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
<Mark> I need to add NSB to my list of afflictions
<Majel>  Sevoen requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  DUMP [83%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  LOVE [82%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Kate> Is JC here? Or just here in spirit?
<Sevoen> That's all
<Sevoen> vote4 love
<soc_> vote4 dump
<Mark> vote4 love
<SpaceKatet> ha! ha!
<Mats-Trek> vote4 love
<Wizzard> vote4 love
<SpaceKatet> vote4 dump
<jc> Kate - I'm here but I'm popping in and out as I'm updating my website during the session
<soc_> they're both real good
* MattNelson wishes Robot Wars were on right now...
<Kate> vote4 dump
<MattNelson> vote4 dump
<Mark> I like both of these though
<DrJonasBashir> ask that to the drunk guy. He's here in spirit and DRANK most of them =]
<jc> vote4 dump
<soc_> me too
<Kate> Ah, okay. Just wondering. :)
<Kevin18> vote4 love
<MattNelson> LOL @ DR. B!
<Kate> Who is the drunk guy?
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  DUMP scored 5 vote(s).
<Majel>  LOVE scored 5 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 10 Judges present: 14
<DrJonasBashir> vote4 dump
<soc_> Nova
*** alcoholicallydead is now known as NovaFlash
<Sevoen> Novaflash
<Mark> That vote is appropriate
<DrJonasBashir> Mr. NovaFlash
<jc> I just noticed someone asking me about the Sev Trek movie. How about we finish voting then I'll answer everyone's questions about it...
<DrJonasBashir> aah! I made him react!
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  DUMP scored 6 vote(s).
<Majel>  LOVE scored 5 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 11 Judges present: 14
<Kate> Oh, hello Johan!
<Sevoen> Good
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o NovaFlash
<Mark> cool!
<Sevoen> Alright
<NovaFlash> Why, yes =)
<jc> ...btw, I've also been doing some stuff for the movie during the session too. In fact, Andrew just emailed me a scene half an hour ago!
<Sevoen> Nova, could you vote?
<NovaFlash> c'est moi, monsieurs et mademoiselles!
<Sevoen> NOVA! VOTE!
<Mark> such fun!
<SpaceKatet> yeah and vote for dump
<NovaFlash> mais oui, pour mes amis i will vote! =)
<Sevoen> LOVE!
<NovaFlash> keep
<NovaFlash> oh =)
* Sevoen slaps NovaFlash around a bit with a large trout
<SpaceKatet> DUMP!
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  DUMP scored 6 vote(s).
<Majel>  LOVE scored 5 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 11 Judges present: 14
<Kate> Ywah Johan, vote! There's too many mutes!
<Sevoen> LOVE!
<soc_> fais celà
<Mark> I see you're sobering up
<NovaFlash> vote4 ump
<NovaFlash> vote4 dump
<DrJonasBashir> Tu parles français, ça est incroyable!
<NovaFlash> Narf.
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  DUMP scored 7 vote(s).
<Majel>  LOVE scored 5 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 12 Judges present: 14
<SpaceKatet> yea nova!
<Sevoen> DUMP wins
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  Retrieving punchlines for competition TWIST, please stand by...
<Majel>  Retrieval TWIST competition complete.
<Majel>  Sevoen requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  COURSE [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  DOE [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  IDIOT [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  LIGHT [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  SMELL [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  STUFFED [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  TOP [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  WAS [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
<soc_> Qui ne parle pas le français
<NovaFlash> Dump the punchline =)
<SpaceKatet> finally one that I like!
<Kate> Dump the french!
<Majel>  Sevoen asks about COURSE 
<Majel>  "Yes, of COURSE, this guy's off the list next year!"
<Wizzard> soc: moi
<Sevoen> cut
<SpaceKatet> course rules all!
<DrJonasBashir> cut
<SpaceKatet> keep
<soc_> mes excuse
<Kate> cut
<MattNelson> keep
<Mark> cut
<Mats-Trek> cut
<Wizzard> cut
<soc_> neutral
<SpaceKatet> noooo don't cut it!
<Kevin18> nuetral
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*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Blueberrie
<Majel>  COURSE now gets status: "It's cut!".
<Majel>  2 keeps (22%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 6 cuts (67%) [[6 mutes ]
<Sevoen> Goodmorning/-midday/afternoon/-evening/-night/§ev/-day Blueberrie !
<soc_> bonsoir
<DrJonasBashir> hehehe... ce sont des persones incultes. Le français est le langage de l'amour...
<SpaceKatet> DANG!
<Majel>  Well since you asked: the current punchline is COURSE 
<Majel>  "Yes, of COURSE, this guy's off the list next year!"
<Majel> "There are too many mutes. Fix the problem."
<DrJonasBashir> TOO...MANY...MUTES
<soc_> Oui, binensure comme l'espagnol
<Mark> traslation: JB is a love monkey
* Sevoen slaps Mark around a bit with a large trout
<SpaceKatet> MUTES! vote for course! it's not mine
<Kate> Le French Le big bada boom le nuclear weapons le Murora Atol
<DrJonasBashir> Ah, hablas español?
<Blueberrie> cut
<soc_> una poquita
<SpaceKatet> none of the other lines are funnier!
* Kate makes a cheese shovel sized dent in Majel's forehead
<DrJonasBashir> =]
<Sevoen> Latinam dicemus
<Kate> cut
<Majel>  COURSE now gets status: "It's cut!".
<Majel>  2 keeps (20%) -- 1 neutrals (10%) -- 7 cuts (70%) [[5 mutes ]
<DrJonasBashir> cut
<soc_> that could be Italian aswel, I don't know
<Majel>  Sevoen asks about DOE 
<Majel>  "You had to follow that DOE!"
* Wizzard schließt sich dem multilingualem Unsinn an
<Sevoen> keep
<SpaceKatet> DAMN! again
<Blueberrie> Huh?
<Kate> cut
<Kevin18> cut
<Wizzard> keep
<Mats-Trek> cut
<SpaceKatet> cut
<soc_> cut
<Mark> I speak Java, but its hard to type :)
<Blueberrie> Minna no baka...
<Kate> Buh?
<Blueberrie> cut
<Mark> neutral
<DrJonasBashir> Definitely you're not kate, kate
<Sevoen> Laten we het dan Nederlands houden
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<soc_> like Greek that's also kinda hard to type
<Majel>  DOE now gets status: "It's cut!".
<Majel>  2 keeps (22%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 6 cuts (67%) [[5 mutes ]
<soc_> inderdaad dat heeft tenminste niet te veel rare tekens
<Sevoen> The mutes can make a difference
<Kate> What do you mean I'm not Kate? 
<MattNelson> cut
<SpaceKatet> who's not kate?
<Kate> I challenge your accusations, Jonas!
<DrJonasBashir> No, non é italiano.
<Mark> That's what they say in every election
<Kevin18> little late matt
<Majel>  Sevoen asks about IDIOT 
<Majel>  "IDIOT, I told you he wasn't taking our picture."
<MattNelson> Pfui.
<SpaceKatet> keep
<Mark> keep
<Sevoen> keep
<Wizzard> keep
<NovaFlash> keep
<soc_> keep
<MattNelson> keep
<jc> keeo
<Kevin18> nuetral
<jc> keep
<Blueberrie> keep
<Kate> Don't hide behind smarmy pants foreign language, mister! Out with it!
<MattNelson> Now THIS is funny.
<Kate> keep
<Mats-Trek> neutral
<SpaceKatet> okay okay I've calmed down this one is funny too
<Sevoen> Waarom niet? :-)
<soc_> o,ok
<Majel>  IDIOT now gets status: "Keep it!".
<Majel>  10 keeps (91%) -- 1 neutrals (9%) -- 0 cuts (0%) [[3 mutes ]
<Majel>  Sevoen asks about LIGHT 
<Majel>  "I guess they saw the LIGHT from Rudolph's nose after all!"
<DrJonasBashir> HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE LAG!
<Sevoen> keep
<Mats-Trek> keep
<Wizzard> cut
<SpaceKatet> keep
<DrJonasBashir> cut
<Mark> keep
<soc_> it doesn't really matter to me, only me spelling wil be worse
<MattNelson> cut
<soc_> keep
<Kevin18> cut
<Majel> "Spelling is irrelevant"
<Kevin18>  to close o home
<Kate> cut
<Blueberrie> cut
<Majel>  LIGHT now gets status: "It's cut!".
<Majel>  5 keeps (45%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (55%) [[3 mutes ]
<DrJonasBashir> 2 screens of text passed like a stream here!
<Mark> Soc, you too may have NSB!
<Mats-Trek> dohh!
<Kevin18> yes
<Majel>  Sevoen asks about SMELL 
<Majel>  "Oh you just had to stop and SMELL the roses"
<soc_> lag you call that
<Sevoen> cut
<SpaceKatet> where's 8 with his cheesy shovel?
<jc> cut
<soc_> cut
<Kate> cut
<Wizzard> cut
<SpaceKatet> cut
<Blueberrie> cut
<Mark> neutral
<Kevin18> keep
<Mats-Trek> cut
<DrJonasBashir> sorry for the unintentional mute =]
<DrJonasBashir> cut
<MattNelson> cut
<Majel> "Not the shovel!"
* Kate wades through knee high cheese
<Majel>  SMELL now gets status: "It's cut!".
<Majel>  1 keeps (8%) -- 1 neutrals (8%) -- 10 cuts (83%) [[2 mutes ]
<DrJonasBashir> wait... 
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<Kate> She cannae take any more!!
<Majel>  Sevoen asks about STUFFED 
<Majel>  "Well, we're both STUFFED now."
<DrJonasBashir> change of heart
<soc_> cut
<Kevin18> cut
<Mark> keep
<Kate> cut
<Wizzard> cut
<Mats-Trek> cut
<Sevoen> cut
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<SpaceKatet> keep
* Kate wades through even more cheese
<Kevin18> punny very punny
<Sevoen> That's one mute less ;-)
<soc_> lucky it isn't water
<MattNelson> cut
<Majel>  STUFFED now gets status: "It's cut!".
<Majel>  2 keeps (22%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (78%) [[4 mutes ]
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<Blueberrie> cut
<Majel> "There are too many mutes. Fix the problem."
<Majel>  STUFFED now gets status: "It's cut!".
<Majel>  3 keeps (27%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 8 cuts (73%) [[2 mutes ]
<Majel>  Sevoen asks about TOP 
<Majel>  "And on TOP of everything else, my nose itches!"
* Mark contemplates watery cheese
<SpaceKatet> cut
<Wizzard> keep
<Sevoen> keep
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<soc_> cut
<Mats-Trek> keep
<Mark> keep
<Blueberrie> keep
* Kate looks at sky. I reckon it'll be cheesy tonight.
<Kevin18> nuetral
<Kate> keep
<MattNelson> keep
<Kevin18> neutral
<Majel>  TOP now gets status: "Keep it!".
<Majel>  8 keeps (73%) -- 1 neutrals (9%) -- 2 cuts (18%) [[2 mutes ]
* MattNelson is going to X-Men tomorrow.... Woo!
* Mark examine the kneehigh cheese crop
<Majel>  Sevoen asks about WAS 
<Majel>  "I don't care if the grass WAS greener on the rifle range!"
<Kate> That's a cool movie, Matt!
<SpaceKatet> X-men! it's terrible!
<Wizzard> keep
<jc> keep
<Sevoen> cut
<Kate> Hey!
<Mark> keep
<Kevin18> keep
<soc_> keep
<SpaceKatet> keep
<Sevoen> keep
<Kate> keep
<MattNelson> Don't tell me don't tell me K8!
<Mats-Trek> keep
<Blueberrie> keep
<MattNelson> cut
<MattNelson> no wait.
<MattNelson> keep
<Mark> Now, that's a split review
<Majel>  WAS now gets status: "Keep it!".
<Majel>  11 keeps (100%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 0 cuts (0%) [[2 mutes ]
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
<Majel>  Sevoen requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  IDIOT [91%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  TOP [73%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  WAS [100%, 0] "Keep it!"
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<MattNelson> I've heard only good except for from SK.
<Mark> vote4 idiot
<Wizzard> vote4 idiot
<SpaceKatet> I work at the cinema, I hear what people say - X-men it terrible!
<Sevoen> vote4 idiot
<MattNelson> vote4 idiot
<Kate> vote4 was
<SpaceKatet> vote4 idiot
<soc_> vote4 idiot
<Mats-Trek> vote4 was
<MattNelson> Not according to comic fans, SK...
<DrJonasBashir> vote4 was
<MattNelson> Got good reviews in my paper, too.
<Blueberrie> vote4 was
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  IDIOT scored 6 vote(s).
<Majel>  WAS scored 4 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 10 Judges present: 13
<SpaceKatet> well maybe to comic fans...
<Kate> Well I saw it yesterday and loved it.
<Kevin18> vote4 was
<MattNelson> (surprisingly; that critic usually hates EVERYTHING... Worries me a bit.)
<Mark> Good review in LA Times, Bad review in Wall Street Journal...
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  IDIOT scored 6 vote(s).
<Majel>  WAS scored 5 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 11 Judges present: 13
<Majel> "Insufficient data. I need more votes."
<SpaceKatet> it's just different to what you will expect - don't expect anything and you'll like it
<Majel> "This is one for the Sevqueen. Even I admit her power."
<Kate> And I've never read the comic. I have now that I've seen the movie.
<MattNelson> Pffffft, WALL STREET JOURNAL... Like I'm gonna listen to THEM for advice on movies.
<Majel> "Chatting too much is inefficient."
* Kate plants cheese shovel in majel's head. Quit it!
<soc_> shees, majel shut up
<Mark> I thought the concept was humorous myself
<SpaceKatet> was that the Daily Telegraph, matt? enough said.
<MattNelson> ?
<Majel> "JC, Sevqueen can go to work again ;-)"
<MattNelson> ...Daily Telegraph?  WTCHOP?
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Mark> ...the WSJ reviewing X-Men...
<Majel> *eats cheese from shovel, leaving only the shovel*
* MattNelson agrees with Mark.
<SpaceKatet> what's WTCHOP?
<jc> okay, we're done.
<MattNelson> SK, it'd take too long to explain.
<jc> Now what was someone asking me about the Sev Trek movie?
<Mark> Ain't that the truth!
<MattNelson> How's it coming?!
<Sevoen> Give us the inside scoop!
<MattNelson> We want our movie!
<Kevin18> yeh
* NovaFlash is not drunk......
<jc> Sevoen - you're gonna have to ask something specific
<Kate> Yeah, it's a good thing e of pi isn't here. I'm sure the shovel and the cheese would taste like Chia Rhino
<Sevoen> I could even turn Majel offline if you want to
<Kevin18> when will it be released
* NovaFlash falls over & falls asleep
<Sevoen> How is the progress
<MattNelson> What percentage finished is it?
<Sevoen> A percentage
<SpaceKatet> they were asking about bloopers at the end of the movie like Toy Story & Sug's Life
<Mark> Any release date range set?
<Kate> JC - Can you do deleted scenes ala bugs life? :)
<soc_> socrates isn't surprised
<NovaFlash> sug's life?
<NovaFlash> :)
<Sevoen> Give us something nice
<Sevoen> Perhaps even something special after Majel is offline
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<MattNelson> Oh cripe...
<Blueberrie> Huh?
<Mark> We need an NSB marathon!
<soc_> NSB?
<SpaceKatet> sug's life, it's like bug's life, only suggier.
<DrJonasBashir> hangover's finally over, Johoo? =]
<Kate> Maybe I'm just too demanding maybe I'm just like my father too cold!
<jc> Kate - re deleted scenes, yes I had thought of doing those. I suggested the idea to Andrew months ago...
* MattNelson hates it when he sees the phrase "could of" in a professional ad banner instead of "could have"... Oy vey...
<Blueberrie> What's SNB?
<Blueberrie> Err, NSB
<Mark> Negative Spell Behavior...a disease that afflicts so many...
<soc_> I don't know eighter, ask them!
<jc> ...he wasn't too keen on the idea because of the extra work involved :-) However, I think they're really cool and will probably do it
<soc_> ah, ok
<SpaceKatet> negative spelling behaviour - matt made it up
* MattNelson bows.
<Kate> Cool. :)
<Blueberrie> Oh
<NovaFlash> please...
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<Joeno> How much is approximately done?
<NovaFlash> don't use that abbreviation
<jc> Regarding how far into the movie we've done...
<MattNelson> Those extra scenes are getting too commonplace, though.  I think they're going to start losing their charm really, really quickly.
<jc> ...we started really slow because we had to build all the models from scratch.
<soc_> ah...
<NovaFlash> an NSB-er reminds me of the second world war a lot.
<jc> At the point of the trailer release in May, all we had done was the first 3 minutes and the scenes in the trailer
<Mats-Trek> how long will the movie be?
<Mark> Of course, you can show cut outs of only serious scenes
<SpaceKatet> oh...
<Kevin18> how far sdone when will it be done!
<MattNelson> Serious scenes in a Sev Trek film?  Perish the thought!
<SpaceKatet> serious scenes? Ha!
<jc> For a month or two after that, we got bogged down in fixing models, sets, working out an efficient system...
<SpaceKatet> wow same train of thought!
<Joeno> Sev Trek? Serious?
<Mark> That's why they were cut...
<Joeno> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
<jc> ...over the past month though, we've really started to pickup some momentum
* MattNelson high-fives SK; great minds!
<SpaceKatet> oh yah!
<Kate> Yeah, I can imagine how long it would take to get started.
<MattNelson> Say, Mark, you have an idea there!!!
<MattNelson> John, check this.
<Blueberrie> Huh?
<jc> We got someone to do the lipsyncing which halves the time Andrew has to spend on animating (apparently the lip syncing takes as long as the animation)
<Mark> Reversal on a theme...
<jc> I'm also doing all the eyeshape animation for him which also speeds things up
<SpaceKatet> oh right with the lip syncing
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<jc> A month ago, we'd only done 2 scenes
<MattNelson> What if, instead of doing "line-flub" outtakes, you do really emotional, well-played dramatic scenes as your "outtakes"??  What a twist!!
<Kevin18> stop stallin
<NovaFlash> Goodnight you all...i'm going to be quite asleep soon :)
<Mark> Yep, that's the idea
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<soc_> Hi!
<NovaFlash> Hi Dolphin!
<Wizzard> hi
<DrJonasBashir> bye johoo!
<Blueberrie> Huh.
<NovaFlash> Goodnight, Andrea, the rest =)
<Blueberrie> Weird.
<Joeno> Goodnight Nova! Don't forget to cut the transcript out!
<Kate> A little late there, Anji. :)
<DrJonasBashir> Hi cetartean!
<jc> Now we've done about 5 scenes - we've got it down to almost one scene per week
<Blueberrie> Hi, big fish.
<DrJonasBashir> argh! =]
<Joeno> Can I put Majel offline?
<DrJonasBashir> No fish, Mam'l!
<Mark> That's pretty fast work!
<NovaFlash> Joeno: yeah sure..i thought you had a transcript?
<jc> So we've probably animated about 10 minutes out of a 44 minute episode
<MattNelson> How many scenes are in the film?
<Joeno> Hello Ceta-thingie
<Blueberrie> Fish.
<Joeno> I forgot
<Joeno> :-(
<MattNelson> ghoti.
<NovaFlash> okay, then i will..
<Kate> Woah. A drop in a bucket?
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<jc> Matt - About 50 scenes I think but that's not a helpful figure - some scenes are huge, some go for a second
<Dolphin> nyurp.
<Joeno> Anybody needs Majel?
<MattNelson> So 10 of 44, huh...?
<Joeno> Majel, selfdestruct in 10 seconds
<NovaFlash> byeeeeeee.e.ee...ee.............................................................................................................................................................
<Kate> Bye
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<Mark> See ya Nave
<SpaceKatet> bubbye
<jc> We're now aiming for a May 2001 release - the next FSF convention in Sydney will probably be the launch\
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<Majel> "5 seconds"
<Mark> Nova
<NovaFlash> >=]
<Kate> I'll get 8 to get those voices to you pronto.
<Majel> "Boom"
<DrJonasBashir> heeey!
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<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  ===== The voting is now over! =====
Session Close: Sat Jul 15 02:32:11 2000