Session Start: Sat Jul 22 01:02:36 2000
* Logging #sevtrek to '#sevtrek.log'
<Joeno> Finally...
<_8_of_12_> Joeno, wrong Kate. :)
*** Majel changes topic to 'Sev Judging is now in Session.'
<Joeno> I said Space-k8
<Joeno> Not just k8!
<Majel>  Accessing punchlines.pl program.
<Space_Katet> Ha! Ha!
<_5618_> Hoi, hoi, hoi!
<Joeno> You even say  that, Majel?
<Joeno> She has become more open...
<_8_of_12_> I know, but I don't know this Kate. She isn't my girlfriend.
<Majel>  The file was written, and 6 competitions are stored.
*** e_of_PI changes topic to 'Sev Judging is now in Session. Please forgive me.'
<Joeno> THAT was wrong
<Joeno> Only 5, Majel
<NovaFlash> uh?
<NovaFlash> no it isn't
<_5618_> Let's count!
<Joeno> The sixth isn't there yet
<NovaFlash> 6 were stored. one is not with punchlines
<Joeno> Alright, you can say it that way as well!
<NovaFlash> yeah so? =) the picture is there; majel counts it.
<Joeno> But there are only 5 real here! :-)
<NovaFlash> it's like with the sixth sense. it's there..and yet not
<Joeno> *sigh*
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREKTV, please stand by...
<Majel>  Retrieval SEVTREKTV competition complete.
<Majel>  NovaFlash requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  BREATH [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  CD [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  FROSTY [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  MOULD [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  SMELT [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  SPOIL [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  WANT [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  ZIPPERS [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
<Joeno> It's just how you look at it!
<MattNelson> Move on.
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<_5618_> Majel can't help it. She only a pice of software (cute though).
* Shlamko slaps e_of_PI around a bit with a large trout
<NovaFlash> Trust me, I was working top-speed on 2 pc's to get it all working.
<Joeno> No, I want to discuss this further! :-P
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about BREATH 
<Majel>  "Be glad, it also keeps their BREATH in!"
<Joeno> keep
<Shlamko> keep
<Space_Katet> keep
<Wizzard> keep
<_5618_> keep
<NovaFlash> e_of_PI: are you downloading from my computer? would you mind stopping until js is over? =)
<MattNelson> cut
<NovaFlash> keep
<ijsbeertje> keep
<_8_of_12_> cut
<Majel>  BREATH now gets status: "Keep it!".
<Majel>  7 keeps (78%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (22%) [[3 mutes ]
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about CD 
<Majel>  "Air, cruise, CD... would you take them off?"
<Shlamko> No, I actually not... Only the boards.
<Joeno> keep
<Space_Katet> cut
<_5618_> cut
<MattNelson> keep
<ijsbeertje> cut
<Wizzard> cut
<NovaFlash> oh okay. in that case never mind =)
<Shlamko> cut
<_8_of_12_> cut
<Majel>  CD now gets status: "It's cut!".
<Majel>  2 keeps (25%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (75%) [[4 mutes ]
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about FROSTY 
<Majel>  "Ever hear what happened to "FROSTY?""
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<_8_of_12_> keep
<NovaFlash> keep
<Wizzard> cut
<_5618_> cut
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<Joeno> cut
<Space_Katet> neutral
<NovaFlash> I was wondering when e of Pi's connection would stop..
<ijsbeertje> cut
<MattNelson> cut
<Majel>  FROSTY now gets status: "It's cut!".
<Majel>  2 keeps (25%) -- 1 neutrals (12%) -- 5 cuts (62%) [[3 mutes ]
* _5618_ is loving this!
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about MOULD 
<Majel>  "They're actually highly evolved fridge MOULD."
<MattNelson> cut
<Wizzard> keep
<Joeno> cut
<_5618_> cut
<NovaFlash> Oh? why so, 584598745798? =)
<Space_Katet> cut
<e_of_PI> keep
<NovaFlash> keep
<_8_of_12_> cut
<NovaFlash> i like a gross line once in a while..
<ijsbeertje> neutral
<Majel>  MOULD now gets status: "It's cut!".
<Majel>  3 keeps (33%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 5 cuts (56%) [[2 mutes ]
<Joeno> Not this one
* _8_of_12_ hesitates with cheese shovel...
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about SMELT 
<Majel>  "Have you SMELT a Breen above 2 degrees?"
<Joeno> keep
<Wizzard> cut
<_5618_> keep
<MattNelson> Shouldn't it be "smelled"?
<NovaFlash> cheese IS mould =)
<_8_of_12_> cut
<Space_Katet> keeo
<MattNelson> cut
<e_of_PI> cut
<Space_Katet> but cheese is nice mould!
<NovaFlash> i dunno. grammatically; yeah.
<_8_of_12_> no, matt
<Joeno> smelt or smelled, both correct
<_5618_> Won't JC correct that?
<MattNelson> Are you sure on that?
<ijsbeertje> cut...I don't get it
<NovaFlash> really? gee. another thing learnt. or learned?
<Joeno> That's what my dictionary says
<Majel>  SMELT now gets status: "It's cut!".
<Majel>  2 keeps (29%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (71%) [[4 mutes ]
<MattNelson> learned.
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about SPOIL 
<Majel>  "They'd SPOIL"
<MattNelson> keep
<Wizzard> keep
<_5618_> keep
<Joeno> Again, both
<_8_of_12_> cut
<Joeno> cut
<MattNelson> I like this one... Simple and funny.
<e_of_PI> keep !
<ijsbeertje> keep
<NovaFlash> neutral
<NovaFlash> argh. no music..
<Space_Katet> neutral
* _8_of_12_ digs out of punchline with cheese shovel. I cannae take any mooooore!
<Majel>  SPOIL now gets status: "Keep it!".
<Majel>  5 keeps (56%) -- 2 neutrals (22%) -- 2 cuts (22%) [[2 mutes ]
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about WANT 
<Majel>  "Do you WANT them to lose their cool?"
<_5618_>      
<_5618_> 0,13 6,13!§13,6§!1,6!§6,1§!15,1     6,1!§6,11,6§!13,6!§6,13§! 14,14
<_5618_> 0,13 1,13§!13,1!§0ˇJUST §EV IT!13,1§!1,13!§ 14,14 14,14 14,14
<_5618_> 0,13 6,13!§13,6§!1,6!§6,1§!15,1     6,1!§6,11,6§!13,6!§6,13§! 14,14 14,14 14,14
<_5618_>   14,14 14,14 14,14 14,14 14,14 14,14 14,14 14,14 14,14 14,14 14,14 14,14 14,14 14,14 14,14 14,14 14,14 14,14 14,14 14,14 14,14 14,14 14,14 14,14
<_5618_>      
<MattNelson> cut
<Joeno> keep
<MattNelson> Oy.
<_5618_> cut
<Wizzard> cut
<Space_Katet> keep
<_8_of_12_> even more cheesier.
<_8_of_12_> cut
<e_of_PI> keep
<Joeno> 5618: Not now, please.
<MattNelson> Bad pun.  No gorgonzola for you.
* _8_of_12_ digs out of cheese
<ijsbeertje> cut
<_5618_> OK
<NovaFlash> keep
<Joeno> Majel might say something about it... :-)
<Space_Katet> but it's better than spoil
<_5618_> Ohoh!
<Majel>  WANT now gets status: "It's cut!".
<Majel>  4 keeps (44%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (56%) [[2 mutes ]
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about ZIPPERS 
<Majel>  "They forgot ZIPPERS."
<NovaFlash> ewww...
<Joeno> keep
<Wizzard> cut !
<Space_Katet> gorgonzola, matt?
<MattNelson> keep
<NovaFlash> keep anyway
<_5618_> neutral
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<MattNelson> gorgonzola is a type of cheese.
<MattNelson> Hey, JB!
<_5618_> Right in time!
<Space_Katet> oh... right
<Wizzard> hi
<Joeno> Good Sev, JB
<NovaFlash> Hey HeeBee JB! =)
<DrJonasBashir> hello
<DrJonasBashir> brb
<Space_Katet> its worded all wrong!
<NovaFlash> 11,0+%0,11%+12,11+%11,12%+2,12+%12,2%+1,2+%2,1%+15,1 COOKIE! 2,1+%12,21,2%+12,2+%2,12%+11,12+%12,11%+0,11+%11,0%+
<Space_Katet> cut
<_5618_> =]
<_5618_> AAAHHH!!!
<Joeno> What?
<USS_ferryboat> keep
<NovaFlash> Yeah I think I kinda agree with that, K8.
<_5618_> Nothing!
<Majel>  ZIPPERS now gets status: "Keep it!".
<Majel>  4 keeps (57%) -- 1 neutrals (14%) -- 2 cuts (29%) [[5 mutes ]
<ijsbeertje> cut
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
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<_8_of_12_> hello?
<Majel>  NovaFlash requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  BREATH [78%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  SPOIL [56%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  ZIPPERS [50%, 0] "Keep it!"
<_8_of_12_> okay... is anyone there?
<Joeno> I am here
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<MattNelson> vote4 breath
<Wizzard> vote4 spoil
<NovaFlash> no, anyone is not here.
<Joeno> vote4 breath
<e_of_PI> vote4 spoil
<DrJonasBashir> aaah, better
<Joeno> That's not much left :-)
<_5618_> vote4 spoil
<USS_ferryboat> vote4 spoil
<Space_Katet> vote4 breath
<_8_of_12_> Woah. So much lag!
<NovaFlash> vote4 zippers
<ijsbeertje> vote4 breath
<MattNelson> Has there ever been a JS where all were cut but one?
<_5618_> It's spoil.
<_8_of_12_> vote4 breath
<NovaFlash> There has been one that all were cut, matt =)
<Joeno> Don't know. Though last week we did have one with just two left
<MattNelson> I think I was in that one, NF.  =)
<DrJonasBashir> I'll be a mute for a little while
<_5618_> OK
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  BREATH scored 5 vote(s).
<Majel>  SPOIL scored 4 vote(s).
<Majel>  ZIPPERS scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 10 Judges present: 12
<USS_ferryboat> why are there no punchlines for sev trek movie round 179?
* _8_of_12_ hits !@##$% lag with cheese shovel!
<DrJonasBashir> could you give me the survivors now?
<MattNelson> JC's not done.
<_8_of_12_> he's doing them now, Fezza
<Majel>  ZIPPERS now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
<USS_ferryboat> ah
<NovaFlash> Jonas: spoil and breath. those are it.
<DrJonasBashir> Thank you, I was about to do it myself
<MattNelson> AGH.  Don't mention "survivor"s.  Stupid show...
<Space_Katet> who said zippers? revote!
<NovaFlash> oh yeah, sorry K8 =)
<Joeno> Breathe in BREATH
<DrJonasBashir> vote4 breath
<NovaFlash> vote4 breath
<Space_Katet> yeah!
<_5618_> vote4 spoil
<Space_Katet> no!
<Joeno> Good! :-)
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  BREATH scored 7 vote(s).
<Majel>  SPOIL scored 4 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 11 Judges present: 12
<MattNelson> Gotta go, folks!  Taa!  Poke-time!
<_5618_> OK
<Joeno> Yes!
<Joeno> Bye Matt!
<NovaFlash> Et voila, madames et monsieurs..
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<_8_of_12_> bye! have fun!
<_5618_> Too late
<_5618_> Darn!
<Majel> Attention please..
<Majel> we will skip sev trek movie competition now
<Joeno> No Movie, that's right
<Joeno> Just continue!
<Joeno> :-P
<Majel> john is culling it now, so we will do it at the end.
<Majel> Also, everyone is urged to kick Joeno.
<Joeno> What?
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  Retrieving punchlines for competition SCIFIMOVIES, please stand by...
<Majel>  Retrieval SCIFIMOVIES competition complete.
<Majel>  NovaFlash requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  BANDAGES [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  BUTT [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  CARES [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  DRESSED [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  INSIDE [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  LANGUAGE [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  PIN [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  SAID [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  THAT [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
* e_of_PI slaps Joeno around a bit with a large trout
* Joeno flies up
* NovaFlash kicks joeno =)
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about BANDAGES 
<Majel>  "I think she wants bigger BANDAGES..."
<Joeno> Watch out I am armed and will slap back!
* Joeno kicks Nova
<Wizzard> cut
<_5618_> cut
* _8_of_12_ kicks majel
* Joeno used FLY
<Space_Katet> cut
* Joeno flied up
<Joeno> cut
<e_of_PI> cut
<_8_of_12_> keep
* Joeno slaps Majel around a bit with a large trout
<NovaFlash> keep
<ijsbeertje> cut
<USS_ferryboat> cut
<Majel>  BANDAGES now gets status: "It's cut!".
<Majel>  2 keeps (22%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (78%) [[2 mutes ]
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about BUTT 
<Majel>  "I think she's asking if the bandages make her BUTT look big."
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<Joeno> keep
<Wizzard> keep
<USS_ferryboat> cut
<_5618_> cut
<_8_of_12_> keep
<DrJonasBashir> cut
<Space_Katet> too long and wordy
<e_of_PI> keep
<Space_Katet> cut
<_8_of_12_> no chhese in sight... yet
<NovaFlash> keep
<_5618_> cheese
<NovaFlash> I don't care about that now...if it makes me laugh.. =)
<ijsbeertje> keep
<Space_Katet> yeah, true
<_5618_> Bwahaha!
<Majel>  BUTT now gets status: "Keep it!".
<Majel>  6 keeps (60%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (40%) [[1 mutes ]
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about CARES 
<Majel>  "Who CARES?!"
* _8_of_12_ clamps shovel on back until needed
<Joeno> keep
<_5618_> cut
<_8_of_12_> cut
<USS_ferryboat> keep
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<Wizzard> keep
<e_of_PI> keep
<Space_Katet> cut
<Joeno> Perhaps a bit too short and standard...
<Joeno> But still nice
<e_of_PI> Even though it's JC's
<Space_Katet> LOL
<_5618_> I don't think it will be funny in a month!
* Joeno giggles
<NovaFlash> This is one of those 'can be used for every comic' lines, I think.
<Joeno> Really?
<Joeno> Yes, that's a problem with it
<Joeno> cut
<NovaFlash> cut
<ijsbeertje> cut
<Majel>  CARES now gets status: "It's cut!".
<Majel>  4 keeps (40%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (60%) [[1 mutes ]
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about DRESSED 
<Majel>  "What the hell have you DRESSED me in???"
<Joeno> keep
<USS_ferryboat> cut
<Wizzard> cut
<_8_of_12_> cut 
<NovaFlash> keep
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<_8_of_12_> cut with a vengence!!!
<_5618_> neutral
<Space_Katet> did they dress her in it?
<NovaFlash> =)
<e_of_PI> cut
<NovaFlash> Well, sort of.
<Wizzard> yup
<NovaFlash> Those are heat bandages or something
<Space_Katet> oh I don't remember
<ijsbeertje> cut
<Space_Katet> cut
<NovaFlash> nice technique to build organic tissue they used.
<Space_Katet> right, of course!
<NovaFlash> whizz,zwoop,whizz...et voila, there's the girl
<Majel>  DRESSED now gets status: "It's cut!".
<Majel>  3 keeps (30%) -- 1 neutrals (10%) -- 6 cuts (60%) [[1 mutes ]
<_5618_> It's defenitely cut!
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about INSIDE 
<Majel>  "I'm not sure. I better get INSIDE there with her."
<ijsbeertje> hmm, don't really rememeber I guess
<Joeno> keep
<Wizzard> cut
<NovaFlash> keep
<_5618_> cut
<USS_ferryboat> keep
<DrJonasBashir> keep !
<Space_Katet> cut
<e_of_PI> keep
<_8_of_12_> laggggggggg
<Joeno> Though whether it is for everybody...
<_5618_> bit lewd
<NovaFlash> It's a little gross maybe, seeing that scene..
<ijsbeertje> keep
<Joeno> Bad thoughts!
<NovaFlash> Bad thoughts are good =)
<USS_ferryboat> cut
<_8_of_12_> cut
<NovaFlash> keep
<Space_Katet> look at that keep/cut/keep/cut!
<e_of_PI> The whole strip is a bit lewd.
<_5618_> Habba-habba
<Majel>  INSIDE now gets status: "Equal vote.".
<Majel>  5 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (50%) [[1 mutes ]
<Joeno> I know
<ijsbeertje> then why are they bad Nova?
<Joeno> But they still are
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about LANGUAGE 
<Majel>  "Whatever it is, she's speaking my LANGUAGE!"
<Joeno> keep
<Wizzard> cut
<Space_Katet> keep
<e_of_PI> keep
<Joeno> Same sort, really
<NovaFlash> Because there are people that make it bad.
<USS_ferryboat> keep
<_5618_> cut
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<_8_of_12_> keep
<ijsbeertje> cut
<Space_Katet> this is the funniest one, really
<_5618_> Is it yours?
<NovaFlash> keep
<Majel>  LANGUAGE now gets status: "Keep it!".
<Majel>  7 keeps (70%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (30%) [[1 mutes ]
<Space_Katet> no its not - no finalists this week! (sigh)
<Joeno> Don't we have a PG-rating to keep up? :-)
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about PIN 
<Majel>  "Anybody got a safety-PIN? I'm coming undone!"
<Joeno> cut
<Wizzard> keep
<_8_of_12_> cut
<USS_ferryboat> keep
<_5618_> keep
<ijsbeertje> keep
<e_of_PI> cut
* _8_of_12_ digs with cheese shovel
<Space_Katet> neutral
<NovaFlash> cut
* _5618_ greets everyone again!
<Majel>  PIN now gets status: "Keep for now.".
<Majel>  4 keeps (44%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 4 cuts (44%) [[2 mutes ]
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about SAID 
<Majel>  "Huh? She SAID something?"
<Joeno> keep
<Wizzard> neutral
<e_of_PI> cut
<_5618_> cut
<USS_ferryboat> keep
<NovaFlash> cut
<NovaFlash> I love music by 'Dido'. (no not Fido Dido)
<ijsbeertje> neutral
<Space_Katet> keep
<_5618_> BTW: Thanx for the song from Dido Nova, really enjoyed it!
<NovaFlash> _5618_: there's a whole cd!
<Majel>  SAID now gets status: "Keep for now.".
<Majel>  3 keeps (38%) -- 2 neutrals (25%) -- 3 cuts (38%) [[3 mutes ]
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about THAT 
<Majel>  "Oh sure. Like your concentrating on THAT."
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<_5618_> Alot of keepers!
<Wizzard> keep
<Joeno> wb, e
<ijsbeertje> hi
<_8_of_12_> cut
<USS_ferryboat> keep
<DrJonasBashir> cut
<_5618_> cut
<Joeno> cut
<_8_of_12_> keep
<NovaFlash> cut
<Space_Katet> keep
<Majel>  THAT now gets status: "Equal vote.".
<Majel>  4 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (50%) [[4 mutes ]
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
<Majel>  NovaFlash requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  BUTT [60%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  INSIDE [50%, 0] "Equal vote."
<Majel>  LANGUAGE [70%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  PIN [44%, 0] "Keep for now."
<Majel>  SAID [38%, 0] "Keep for now."
<Majel>  THAT [50%, 0] "Equal vote."
<_5618_> Perhaps I can get someone else to come to the JS next week!
<_5618_> Again!?
<NovaFlash> vote4 language
<Wizzard> vote4 butt
<Shlamko> vote4 inside
<Joeno> vote4 language
<Space_Katet> vote4 language
<ijsbeertje> bye everyone
<Joeno> Bye Soc!
<Space_Katet> vote before you go!
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<_5618_> vote4 language
<_8_of_12_> vote4 that
<Joeno> Doesn't matter, the vote is removed when she leaves
<USS_ferryboat> vote4 language
<Space_Katet> oh really?
<NovaFlash> Oh yes.
<Joeno> Yes, it looks at the adress
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  BUTT scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  INSIDE scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  LANGUAGE scored 5 vote(s).
<Majel>  THAT scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 8 Judges present: 11
<_5618_> Bwahaha!
<Space_Katet> i meant stay still this one is finished
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<Joeno> Pretty clear..
<Majel> Narf.
<DrJonasBashir> vote4 language
<NovaFlash> Well, I don't see much point in continuing on this..
<_8_of_12_> I will not comply!
<_5618_> Late
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  BUTT scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  INSIDE scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  LANGUAGE scored 6 vote(s).
<Majel>  THAT scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 9 Judges present: 10
<Joeno> Language has won, JB casted the sixth vote
<Joeno> Clear...
<NovaFlash> 60%. no majority.
<NovaFlash> eh i men
<NovaFlash> i mean
<Joeno> Yes it, is
<Joeno> Yes, it is
<NovaFlash> no majority can stand against it. sorry =)
<Joeno> (It's late)
<_5618_> ???
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  Retrieving punchlines for competition ROUND81, please stand by...
<Majel>  Retrieval ROUND81 competition complete.
<Majel>  NovaFlash requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  CONVERTING [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  DOORBELL [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  PERSONALITY [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  PULL [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  SHARES [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  SHUDDERS [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  TELEMARKETER [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  VACATION [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about CONVERTING 
<Majel>  "I'm your last best hope for CONVERTING Trekkies into Lurkers!"
<Joeno> ROUND81?
<Joeno> keep
<DrJonasBashir> cut
<_8_of_12_> cut
<Space_Katet> cut
<Wizzard> neutral
<_8_of_12_> what the smeg is a lurker?
<USS_ferryboat> keep
<_5618_> I'm not judging this one everybody. I don't know enough about the series!
<NovaFlash> cut
<Wizzard> lurker: Die hard b5 fan
<Joeno> I don't either
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* USS_ferryboat knows nothing about this show :P
<Space_Katet> I've never even seen it! - it's never on here
<NovaFlash> Neither do I, but just vote whether it inspires a laugh or not
<NovaFlash> I LOVE the next punchline..
<Joeno> Or somebody who reads, but doesn't post to a  newsgroup
<NovaFlash> and I don't know the series!
<Space_Katet> yeah that's what i do
<USS_ferryboat> I'm with nova
<_5618_> OK, otherwise I'll stay neutral
<Majel>  CONVERTING now gets status: "It's cut!".
<Majel>  2 keeps (29%) -- 1 neutrals (14%) -- 4 cuts (57%) [[2 mutes ]
<Wizzard> darn!
<Joeno> Only didn't do it with Buffy
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about DOORBELL 
<Majel>  "Well, I was just going to ring the Captain's DOORBELL and run away...."
<NovaFlash> this is neeeaat! =)
<NovaFlash> keep
<Joeno> keep
<Wizzard> keep
<_8_of_12_> keep !
<NovaFlash> makes me laugh
<Space_Katet> keep
<USS_ferryboat> keep
<NovaFlash> that expression and this sentence. hm. =)
<_5618_> keep
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<Majel>  DOORBELL now gets status: "Keep it!".
<Majel>  8 keeps (100%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 0 cuts (0%) [[1 mutes ]
<_5618_> All keepers!
<Joeno> So odd.. makes it fun
<Space_Katet> wow!
<Wizzard> whoah!
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about PERSONALITY 
<Majel>  "Just came to apologise about the PERSONALITY wipe..."
<Joeno> Wow!
<DrJonasBashir> woo!
<Wizzard> cut
<USS_ferryboat> cut
<NovaFlash> I don't know this.
<DrJonasBashir> =P
<_5618_> ???
<_5618_> neutral
<Joeno> But 9 judges... makes it easier
<DrJonasBashir> cut
<Space_Katet> cut
<Space_Katet> what?
<NovaFlash> no laughing from this..
<NovaFlash> cut
<Joeno> neutral
<_8_of_12_> cut
<Majel>  PERSONALITY now gets status: "It's cut!".
<Majel>  0 keeps (0%) -- 2 neutrals (25%) -- 6 cuts (75%) [[1 mutes ]
<Joeno> Not sure
<_8_of_12_> more like butt wipe
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about PULL 
<Majel>  "PULL my finger and find out"
<Wizzard> you'll need to know what Bester did to Garibaldi...
<NovaFlash> ghehe
<Joeno> keep
<_5618_> cut
<NovaFlash> keep
<Wizzard> keep
<Joeno> So standard!
<Space_Katet> cut
<_8_of_12_> cut
<Joeno> But that's the fun part
<Majel> keep
<Majel> :)
<Joeno> Majel!
<NovaFlash> Majel!
<USS_ferryboat> cut
<Space_Katet> what did he do?
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<Majel> HE!?
<DrJonasBashir> GROSS!
<Majel> I AM A SHE!
<Majel>  PULL now gets status: "Equal vote.".
<Majel>  4 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (50%) [[1 mutes ]
<Joeno> Majel can't vote
* _8_of_12_ hits majel. Back you stupid bot, back!
<Space_Katet> not majel!
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about SHARES 
<Majel>  "Time SHARES on Va'va'Voom..want one?"
<Joeno> Who?
<Wizzard> cut
<Joeno> keep
<Space_Katet> I was asking about wizzard's comment
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<_8_of_12_> cut
<Space_Katet> cut
<Joeno> I know she is the babe from it
<NovaFlash> cut
<USS_ferryboat> cut
<_5618_> cut
<Joeno> Makes it fun...
<Wizzard> changed his personality
<Majel>  SHARES now gets status: "It's cut!".
<Majel>  2 keeps (25%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (75%) [[1 mutes ]
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about SHUDDERS 
<Majel>  "Whatever the SHUDDERS haven't thought of yet."
<Wizzard> cut
<Space_Katet> shudders?
<NovaFlash> cut
<_8_of_12_> cut
<USS_ferryboat> cut
<Joeno> cut
<_5618_> ???
<NovaFlash> what is so funny about this?
<_5618_> cut
<Wizzard> sevname for shadows
<DrJonasBashir> cut
<_8_of_12_> shadows. Bad spider villains.
<NovaFlash> okay..so then...what the narf is funny about this? =)
<Space_Katet> oh
<Space_Katet> cut
<_8_of_12_> nothing
<Majel>  SHUDDERS now gets status: "It's cut!".
<Majel>  0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 8 cuts (100%) [[1 mutes ]
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about TELEMARKETER 
<Majel>  "My worst yet, a TELEMARKETER scheme!"
<Space_Katet> wow!
<Wizzard> whoah again
* Joeno giggles
<NovaFlash> whehheheeeee
<Joeno> keep
<USS_ferryboat> keep
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<NovaFlash> keep
<Wizzard> cut
<NovaFlash> I love this one
<Space_Katet> keep
<_5618_> keep
<DrJonasBashir> it's a neat one
<_5618_> a bit original
<Space_Katet> is it yours?
<NovaFlash> (i used to be a telemarketeer) *evil glare*
<DrJonasBashir> Scotch!
<_8_of_12_> cut
<NovaFlash> Squatsch?
* DrJonasBashir raises his hand asking for a scotch, neat
<Joeno> You?
<Joeno> Hmmm....
<Majel>  TELEMARKETER now gets status: "Keep it!".
<Majel>  6 keeps (75%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (25%) [[1 mutes ]
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about VACATION 
<Majel>  "I'm just here on VACATION. An evil vacation."
<Wizzard> cut
<Joeno> keep
<_5618_> cut
<Space_Katet> cut
<NovaFlash> no fun to me..
<NovaFlash> cut
<_8_of_12_> keep
<USS_ferryboat> cut
<DrJonasBashir> neutral
<Space_Katet> not even a giggle
<_8_of_12_> sounds like Dr. Evil. :)
<Joeno> Does have SOMETHING...
<_5618_> Like a sixtie movie!
<NovaFlash> I want lines that just make my the corners of my lips curl upward 
<_5618_> or seventy
<_5618_> ???
<jc> keep
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<Majel>  VACATION now gets status: "It's cut!".
<Majel>  3 keeps (33%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 5 cuts (56%) [[1 mutes ]
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
<Majel>  NovaFlash requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  DOORBELL [100%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  PULL [50%, 0] "Equal vote."
<Majel>  TELEMARKETER [75%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Joeno> wb,e
<jc> I kinda like this one, doh
<_5618_> Hi John!
<e_of_PI> Where are we?
<Joeno> Welcome back, JC
<Wizzard> vote4 doorbell
<jc> I'm just popping in briefly - I'm still judging Sev Trek movie
<NovaFlash> We are in Sci-Fi TV
<Joeno> vote4 doorbell
<jc> Bye again...
<Space_Katet> vote4 telemarketer
<Joeno> Difficult one today...
<Majel> vote4 doorbell? ding dong..
<DrJonasBashir> vote4 telemarketer
<Wizzard> doorbell!
<_8_of_12_> vote4 doorbell
<_5618_> vote4 telemarketer
<USS_ferryboat> vote4 telemarketer
<NovaFlash> vote4 doorbell
<USS_ferryboat> vote4 doorbell
<DrJonasBashir> someone vote4 pull =P
<Joeno> All are funny, but this one is a bit better (DOORBELL)
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  DOORBELL scored 5 vote(s).
<Majel>  TELEMARKETER scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 8 Judges present: 10
<Majel> dingdong
<Wizzard> doorbell!
<Space_Katet> I would love it if it were shorter!
* _8_of_12_ hits majel with cheese shovel. That's a bad majel!
* Joeno slaps Majel around a bit with a large trout
<DrJonasBashir> hmmm... we need the mutes to vote
<e_of_PI> vote4 doorbell
<DrJonasBashir> Your cheese shovel... LOL!
<Wizzard> that was "the mutes"
* _5618_ slaps Majel around a bit with a large trout
<Joeno> 9 judges... JC didn't vote
<_5618_> Better late then never!
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  DOORBELL scored 6 vote(s).
<Majel>  TELEMARKETER scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 9 Judges present: 10
<Wizzard> doorbell! yeah!
<DrJonasBashir> it's definite
<NovaFlash> et voila, Sevilians.
<Joeno> Doorbell! :-)
<_5618_> Darn!
<Majel>  DINGDONG!
<Joeno> But a close one
<Joeno> MAJEL!
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  Retrieving punchlines for competition THEPITS, please stand by...
<Majel>  Retrieval THEPITS competition complete.
<Majel>  NovaFlash requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  AND [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  BECAUSE [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  EVIL [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  FLIRT [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  GREAT [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  SCUM [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  TASTE [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  US [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
<DrJonasBashir> yeah, but it's too long for a punchline
<_5618_> Go Sevilians, go Sevilians!
<Majel> Yes, my dear Joeno? *purr*
<Space_Katet> I agree JB
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about AND 
<Majel>  "Beautiful AND smart!"
<Joeno> BEHAVE!
<Joeno> keep
<Wizzard> keep
<USS_ferryboat> keep
<Space_Katet> keep
<e_of_PI> keep
<Majel> hmm yes, Joeno. I'm your slave :^)
<_5618_> cut
<_8_of_12_> cut
<Joeno> Good Majel...
<NovaFlash> keep
<Majel>  AND now gets status: "Keep it!".
<Majel>  6 keeps (75%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (25%) [[2 mutes ]
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about BECAUSE 
<Majel>  "BECAUSE she met you!"
<_5618_> Nova: Is Majel running on your second computer?
<USS_ferryboat> cut
<Joeno> keep
<NovaFlash> keep
<Wizzard> keep
<_5618_> cut
<Space_Katet> keep
<_8_of_12_> keep
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<e_of_PI> cut
<NovaFlash> Yeah.
<_5618_> OK
<Majel>  BECAUSE now gets status: "Keep it!".
<Majel>  6 keeps (67%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (33%) [[1 mutes ]
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about EVIL 
<Majel>  "She chose the lesser EVIL."
<USS_ferryboat> cut
<Joeno> keep
<Wizzard> cut
<Space_Katet> cut
<_5618_> cut
<_8_of_12_> keep
<e_of_PI> cut
* Majel throws paper plane across #sevtrek
<Space_Katet> ouch!
<NovaFlash> um.
<DrJonasBashir> neutral
<Joeno> Majel, just tally
* _5618_ tries to catch it!
<NovaFlash> keep
<Majel>  EVIL now gets status: "It's cut!".
<Majel>  3 keeps (33%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 5 cuts (56%) [[1 mutes ]
<Joeno> Please, don't play...
* USS_ferryboat shoots down the ememy aircraft
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about FLIRT 
<Majel>  "She prefers dirt, not FLIRT."
<Joeno> You may after the JS
<USS_ferryboat> keep
* _8_of_12_ throws a chhese shovel across #sevtrek
<_5618_> cut
<Space_Katet> keep
<Wizzard> cut
<_8_of_12_> cut
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<Joeno> Shall we play after the JS ;-)
<Joeno> cut
<e_of_PI> cut
<Majel> Hrrrmmm yeesss :^>
* Joeno is hit by the cheese shovel
* _8_of_12_ digs out of sheesy punchlines
* DrJonasBashir gets hit with an unknown cheese shovel
<Majel>  FLIRT now gets status: "It's cut!".
<Majel>  3 keeps (38%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (62%) [[2 mutes ]
* _5618_ throws himself almost across #sevtrek!
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about GREAT 
<Majel>  "Isn't it GREAT?"
<Joeno> Good
<Space_Katet> cut
* Joeno gets almost hit by _5618
<Wizzard> keep
<USS_ferryboat> keep
<Joeno> keep
<_5618_> keep
<DrJonasBashir> cut
<e_of_PI> cut
* Majel uses forcefields to prevent 5618 from hitting people.
<NovaFlash> keep
<Majel>  GREAT now gets status: "Keep it!".
<Majel>  5 keeps (62%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (38%) [[2 mutes ]
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about SCUM 
<Majel>  "The SCUM prevails!"
<Joeno> You can do THAT, Majel. Good girl!
* _5618_ could feel Joeno's hairs!
<Joeno> cut
<USS_ferryboat> cut
<Wizzard> cut
<_5618_> cut
<Space_Katet> cut
<e_of_PI> cut
<DrJonasBashir> cut
<_5618_> It's cut!
<Majel>  SCUM now gets status: "It's cut!".
<Majel>  0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (100%) [[3 mutes ]
<Joeno> No, kept ;-P
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about TASTE 
<Majel>  "Proves she has TASTE."
<Space_Katet> wow!
<USS_ferryboat> keep
<Joeno> keep
<Wizzard> neutral
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<_5618_> cut
<e_of_PI> cut
<Space_Katet> neutral
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<NovaFlash> keep =)
<Majel>  TASTE now gets status: "Keep it!".
<Majel>  4 keeps (50%) -- 2 neutrals (25%) -- 2 cuts (25%) [[1 mutes ]
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<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about US 
<Majel>  "You are one of US now!"
<Joeno> wb, 8
<USS_ferryboat> cut
<Joeno> cut
<_5618_> keep
<_5618_> keep
<Wizzard> cut
<_5618_> keep
<NovaFlash> lol =) love this line
<_8_of_12_> thanks. :)
<NovaFlash> keep
<e_of_PI> cut
<_5618_> Sorry!
<_8_of_12_> keep
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<_5618_> Me too!
<Space_Katet> doesn't he have a girlfriend?
<NovaFlash> he's been assimilated..
<Space_Katet> cut
<_8_of_12_> no
<NovaFlash> Space_Katet; nope =)
<_5618_> Doesn't matter!
<Majel> anti-matter!
<_5618_> A§§evilated!
<Space_Katet> but this week's strip says... never mind
<Majel>  US now gets status: "It's cut!".
<Majel>  4 keeps (44%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (56%) [[1 mutes ]
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
<_5618_> DARN!
<Joeno> What?
<Space_Katet> yours?
<Majel>  NovaFlash requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  AND [75%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  BECAUSE [67%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  GREAT [62%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  TASTE [50%, 0] "Keep it!"
<_5618_> No.
<Wizzard> vote4 and
<Joeno> vote4 and
<jc> vote4 and
<Space_Katet> vote4 and
<NovaFlash> vote4 and
<e_of_PI> vote4 and
<Joeno> :-)
<NovaFlash> hehehe =) Hey JC! finished yet? =)
* _5618_ fell in love with that punchline!
<USS_ferryboat> bote4 and
<Wizzard> clear vote
<Joeno> Nope
<Joeno> Can't see it
<NovaFlash> Yes it is.
<DrJonasBashir> vote4 and
<_8_of_12_> vote4 because
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  AND scored 7 vote(s).
<Majel>  BECAUSE scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 8 Judges present: 10
<Joeno> (Movie)
<NovaFlash> now? =)
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  Retrieving punchlines for competition TWIST, please stand by...
<Majel>  Retrieval TWIST competition complete.
<Majel>  NovaFlash requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  CHARCOAL [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  DEGREE [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  DOES [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  DONE [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  LIGHTBULBS [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  LIGHTNING [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  TAN [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  WAS [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
<Space_Katet> oh 8?
<DrJonasBashir> eeeh, because won?
<_5618_> vote4 great
<e_of_PI> In this case... yeepee!
<_8_of_12_> you are kidding!
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about CHARCOAL 
<Majel>  "Sorry Franklin, but CHARCOAL has already been discovered."
<Wizzard> keep
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<USS_ferryboat> cut
<_8_of_12_> keep
<Joeno> keep
<_5618_> cut
<Space_Katet> neutral
<e_of_PI> keep
<NovaFlash> keep
<Majel>  CHARCOAL now gets status: "Keep it!".
<Majel>  6 keeps (67%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 2 cuts (22%) [[1 mutes ]
<_5618_> Are you in a hurry Nova?
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about DEGREE 
<Majel>  "Congrats Ben, you've invented third DEGREE burns!"
<Wizzard> cut
<Space_Katet> cut
<_8_of_12_> keep
<USS_ferryboat> cut
<Joeno> We're just quick
<NovaFlash> Yep =) breaking records every time =)
<Joeno> keep
<_5618_> keep
<e_of_PI> For everybody who asked how can you vote for your own punchline... Q.E.D.
<NovaFlash> or at least trying
<e_of_PI> cut
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<Space_Katet> I'M in a hurry!
<Joeno> 6 in an hour perhaps, if JC is fast enough...
<Majel> Subject E of Pi: Define Q.E.D. ?
<Majel>  DEGREE now gets status: "Equal vote.".
<Majel>  4 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (50%) [[2 mutes ]
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about DOES 
<Majel>  "Well, what do you know, it DOES work!"
* _5618_ thinks Nova has got to catch the 1:45 train!
<USS_ferryboat> cut
<Joeno> You don't want to know, I think
<Joeno> keep
<_8_of_12_> keep
<Space_Katet> keep
<_5618_> cut
<Wizzard> neutral
<Joeno> Are there still trains going?
<DrJonasBashir> cut
<e_of_PI> Q.E.D.- I've proven my case.
<e_of_PI> cut
<_5618_> Probably!
<NovaFlash> keep
<Majel> Information has been assimilated..
<Majel> oops. Nova's harddrive is full?
<Joeno> Majel...
* Joeno readies something worse than trouts
<Majel>  DOES now gets status: "Keep for now.".
<Majel>  4 keeps (44%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 4 cuts (44%) [[1 mutes ]
<_5618_> e: everything awake there in Israel?
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about DONE 
<Majel>  "Well DONE, my friend."
<_8_of_12_> a cheese shovel?
<USS_ferryboat> keep
<Wizzard> keep
<Joeno> cut
<_8_of_12_> cut
<USS_ferryboat> I love this one
<NovaFlash> keep
<_5618_> cut
<Space_Katet> no cheese
<NovaFlash> hehehe
<NovaFlash> 'well done' =)
<Space_Katet> keep
<e_of_PI> only me.
<USS_ferryboat> it just make me burst out laughing
<Joeno> Don't get this one....
<e_of_PI> cut
<DrJonasBashir> cut
<USS_ferryboat> well done, as in cooked :P
<NovaFlash> Joeno; with meat. Well done. Rare... =)
<Wizzard> joe: pun
<Space_Katet> I mad up "WELL DONE" before this entry - i checked!
* _8_of_12_ uses cheese shovel! almost missed that one!
<_5618_> What's the time there? 3:45?
<Joeno> Hmm...
<DrJonasBashir> aah
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<Majel>  DONE now gets status: "Keep it!".
<Majel>  5 keeps (56%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (44%) [[1 mutes ]
<DrJonasBashir> LOL
<DrJonasBashir> thank you
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about LIGHTBULBS 
<Majel>  "Most people just settle for LIGHTBULBS over their heads when they make discoveries."
<Joeno> Hmmm... Still don't like it
<Wizzard> keep
<Joeno> keep
<USS_ferryboat> keep
<NovaFlash> hehe.. cartoon joke..
<_8_of_12_> cut
<DrJonasBashir> Wow! My vote made it survive!
<NovaFlash> keep
<_5618_> cut
<DrJonasBashir> cut
<Space_Katet> keep
<NovaFlash> DrJonasBashir: yes, you DO matter, you know =)
<USS_ferryboat> thanks JB :P
<Majel>  LIGHTBULBS now gets status: "Keep it!".
<Majel>  5 keeps (62%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (38%) [[2 mutes ]
<Joeno> Hmmm.... :-/
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about LIGHTNING 
<Majel>  "Don't worry. LIGHTNING never strikes the same inventor twice."
<Joeno> keep
<Wizzard> cut
<_5618_> keep
<Space_Katet> we're keeping all of them!
<NovaFlash> keep
<USS_ferryboat> keep
<_5618_> Defenitely!
<Space_Katet> cut
<_5618_> keep
<Joeno> Of course!
<_8_of_12_> cut
<Space_Katet> not for twist!
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<Joeno> Why not?
<NovaFlash> keep
<Majel>  LIGHTNING now gets status: "Keep it!".
<Majel>  5 keeps (62%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (38%) [[2 mutes ]
<Space_Katet> not snappy enough
<_5618_> OK
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about TAN 
<Majel>  "There's easier ways to get a TAN."
<_5618_> !
<USS_ferryboat> keep
<Joeno> CUT
* NovaFlash sticks head in a microwave
<Wizzard> keep
<Space_Katet> cut
<_5618_> keep
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* USS_ferryboat climbs in the oven
<Joeno> How did Caps Lock get on? :-)
<NovaFlash> Welcome back, e
<Joeno> wb, e
<Shlamko> Me hates my ISP
<_8_of_12_> cut
<NovaFlash> Joeno; no worries...erwin once typoed the N key as capslock...
* _5618_ is looking for thunder storms outside!
<Majel>  TAN now gets status: "Keep for now.".
<Majel>  3 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (50%) [[5 mutes ]
<Joeno> Ehhmmm. that's VERY weird...
<DrJonasBashir> cut
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about WAS 
<Majel>  "I was wrong. That WAS a "Bright" idea."
<Space_Katet> hurry up people need to use the phone!
<Joeno> keep
<Wizzard> cut
<Space_Katet> keep
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<USS_ferryboat> cut
<NovaFlash> O IT WAS ot! =)
<_8_of_12_> cut
<NovaFlash> keep
<_5618_> keep
<Joeno> JC, done culling?
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<NovaFlash> there's still more Space_Katet =) 1 more comp after this..
<Majel>  WAS now gets status: "Keep it!".
<Majel>  4 keeps (57%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (43%) [[4 mutes ]
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
<Majel>  NovaFlash requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  CHARCOAL [67%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  DEGREE [50%, 0] "Equal vote."
<Majel>  DOES [44%, 0] "Keep for now."
<Majel>  DONE [56%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  LIGHTBULBS [62%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  LIGHTNING [62%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  WAS [57%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Space_Katet> i know. We kept every single one byt the last one!
<e_of_PI> What did I say about my ISP?
<Joeno> (Probably doesn't read it, but I can try ;-)
<NovaFlash> vote4 was
<USS_ferryboat> vote4 done
<Joeno> vote4 lightbulbs
<NovaFlash> vote4 done
<Wizzard> vote4 done
<NovaFlash> well done..heh.
<DrJonasBashir> vote4 done
<Space_Katet> vote4 does
<_8_of_12_> vote4 degree
<_5618_> vote4 lightning
<Joeno> That is NOT done!
<e_of_PI> vote4 lightbulbs
<Space_Katet> vote4 was
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  DEGREE scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  DONE scored 4 vote(s).
<Majel>  LIGHTBULBS scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  LIGHTNING scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  WAS scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 9 Judges present: 11
<_5618_> The Sev Trek Movie punchlines still aren't there!
<Majel>  DEGREE now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
<Majel>  LIGHTNING now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
<Joeno> JC! Hurry up! :-)
<Space_Katet> no!
<Majel>  WAS now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
<e_of_PI> Oh! I get it! Well Done!!!
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  DONE scored 4 vote(s).
<Majel>  LIGHTBULBS scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 6 Judges present: 11
<Joeno> It's NOT funny, understood?
<Joeno> :-)
<Space_Katet> vote4... um!
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<NovaFlash> um? =)
<NovaFlash> vote4 done =P
<_5618_> vote4 done
<Space_Katet> vote4 i don't know now!
*Joeno* getpunches
<Majel> NYEEHHEE!
<Wizzard> vote4 done !
<Joeno> Lightbulbs!
<_8_of_12_> I am not voting again, these aren't funny
<Majel> NO ACCESS FOR YOU, JOENO!
<Space_Katet> vote4 lightbulbs
<Space_Katet> no...
<Joeno> It was my mouse, I swear!
<Joeno> It didn't listen!
<Majel> Nyehh..
<Majel> that's what all men say
<Joeno> Really!
*DrJonasBashir* finaltally
<Majel> hmmm..i can't stay mad at you, Joeno.
* Joeno slaps Majel around a bit with a large trout
* _5618_ is proud to be a §evilian!
<Majel> And jonasbashir is touching me in a very private place!
<e_of_PI> 5618 is the only one
<Joeno> Just continue with tallying etc!
* Majel kicks Jonasbashir.
<DrJonasBashir> hehehe
<Space_Katet> what majel?
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  DONE scored 5 vote(s).
<Majel>  LIGHTBULBS scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 8 Judges present: 10
* DrJonasBashir kicks Majel even harder
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
* _8_of_12_ hits majel with cheese shovel. Back!!!
*DrJonasBashir* finaltally
<Majel> GRNR
<Joeno> Ehhmm, Majel, it wasn't really a majority
<Space_Katet> no truth be told it was not
<_5618_> Perhaps Wendy has got to decide!
*DrJonasBashir* finaltally
<Joeno> Sevqueen?
<_8_of_12_> THATS BECAuse I didn't revote
<Space_Katet> with 2 mutes not voting...
<Joeno> Sevqueen!
<jc> Okay, I *JUST* uploaded the Finalist Page with the Sev Trek movie punchlines
<_5618_> The Queen (I don't know if she likes being called like that).
<jc> Just in time!
<Majel> Well..i saw 5 sure votes against 3 sure and 2...possible?
<_8_of_12_> 2 mutes. me and JC
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  DONE scored 5 vote(s).
<Majel>  LIGHTBULBS scored 3 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 8 Judges present: 10
<jc> Wendy has gone to her parents today so you'll have to wait :-)
<NovaFlash> okay, then just your vote, john?
<Joeno> JC, please vote lightbulbs
<jc> vote4 lightbulbs
<Joeno> Yes!
<Space_Katet> yeah! its not mine
<_5618_> OK
<Joeno> Majel...
<Majel>  Accessing punchlines.pl program.
<_8_of_12_> DIE!
<_8_of_12_> :)
<Joeno> I wouldn't go that far...
<Space_Katet> gotta go - people insisting on phone usage
<Joeno> People, Sev Trek Movie now
<Majel>  The file was written, and 6 competitions are stored.
<Space_Katet> bye! bye!
<_8_of_12_> I would. Believe me...
<_5618_> This will be the best one to judge today!
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  Retrieving punchlines for competition ROUND179, please stand by...
<Majel>  Retrieval ROUND179 competition complete.
<Majel>  NovaFlash requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  ACUTE [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  BEAM [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  FEEL [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  PINCH [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  REVULSION [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  SENSITIVE [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  SPACE [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  TUNE [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Majel>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
<Joeno> (To make sure Majel doesn't start a speech)
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<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about ACUTE 
<Majel>  "For once, my ACUTE Velcron hearing is not an advantage."
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<USS_ferryboat> keep
<NovaFlash> keep =)
<_5618_> cut
<Joeno> keep
<Wizzard> keep
<_5618_> sorry!
<DrJonasBashir> keep !!!!
<DrJonasBashir> LOL this one
* _5618_ keeps excusing himself!
<_8_of_12_> cut
<Majel>  ACUTE now gets status: "Keep it!".
<Majel>  5 keeps (71%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (29%) [[1 mutes ]
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about BEAM 
<Majel>  "BEAM, Beam, beam me up!"
<Joeno> Why should you?
<USS_ferryboat> keep
<Joeno> keep
<NovaFlash> keep =)
<NovaFlash> hehehe
<Wizzard> keep
<jc> keep
<_5618_> cut
<_8_of_12_> keep
<_5618_> PPL: we can't keep them all!
<USS_ferryboat> I love this one :P
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<Joeno> You are sure of that?
<DrJonasBashir> LOL this one too
<USS_ferryboat> This one, and the last two :P
<DrJonasBashir> =P
<NovaFlash> warp warp warp my ship, boldly through space...
<Joeno> I am sure we can! :-P
<Majel>  BEAM now gets status: "Keep it!".
<Majel>  7 keeps (88%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 1 cuts (12%) [[0 mutes ]
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about FEEL 
<Majel>  "Only you could make a Velcron FEEL disgust..."
<USS_ferryboat> cut
<_5618_> keep
<Joeno> cut
<NovaFlash> cut
<Wizzard> cut
<_5618_> What?
<_5618_> Darn!
* Joeno giggles
* _5618_ isn't giggling!
* Joeno is!
<DrJonasBashir> cut
<Wizzard> 5618: a minute ago you complained we keep all... :=)
<Majel> Giggling is for humans.
* _5618_ can't help to smile a little!
<Majel>  FEEL now gets status: "It's cut!".
<Majel>  1 keeps (17%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (83%) [[2 mutes ]
<_8_of_12_> cut
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about PINCH 
<Majel>  "The Velcron nerve PINCH to the rescue..."
<Joeno> Majel!
<USS_ferryboat> keep
<NovaFlash> keep
<Joeno> keep
<_8_of_12_> keep
<Wizzard> cut
<_5618_> But I like this one!
<DrJonasBashir> well, if we have to choose between really good punchlines, I have to be selective
<DrJonasBashir> cut
<Joeno> Can't even have a proper argument these days... *sigh*
<DrJonasBashir> and I like this one, but there are better ones
<_5618_> neutral (I'm scared to vote)
<_5618_> keep
* Joeno laughs
<NovaFlash> don't be scared, be afraid... very afraid.. =)
<Majel>  PINCH now gets status: "Keep it!".
<Majel>  5 keeps (71%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (29%) [[1 mutes ]
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about REVULSION 
<Majel>  "I believe I'm experiencing an emotional response. "REVULSION"."
<USS_ferryboat> cut
* _5618_ has got the Sevvy, Sevvy shake!
* Joeno pretends to be afraid
<Wizzard> cut
<Joeno> keep
<DrJonasBashir> hmmm
<_8_of_12_> cut
* Majel boasts.. joeno and i have a date.. nagnag
<DrJonasBashir> cut
<_5618_> cut
<jc> keep
<Majel>  REVULSION now gets status: "It's cut!".
<Majel>  2 keeps (29%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (71%) [[1 mutes ]
<Joeno> Yes. :-P
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about SENSITIVE 
<Majel>  "Of all the times to have SENSITIVE ears."
<USS_ferryboat> cut
<Joeno> keep
<Wizzard> cut
<_8_of_12_> keep
<DrJonasBashir> cut
<_5618_> There's John again!
<_5618_> cut
<NovaFlash> cut
<Majel>  SENSITIVE now gets status: "It's cut!".
<Majel>  2 keeps (29%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (71%) [[1 mutes ]
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about SPACE 
<Majel>  "At least in SPACE, no one can hear you sing."
<USS_ferryboat> keep
<NovaFlash> keep
<Wizzard> keep
<_5618_> keep
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<Joeno> Majel: I will be preparing #beautiful-garden in a few moments :-)
<Joeno> keep
<_5618_> Also #honeymoon?
<_8_of_12_> cut
<Majel> Can I expect a comfy bench there? *purrs*
<Joeno> Perhaps later
<jc> cut
<Joeno> Of course, Majel
<Majel>  SPACE now gets status: "Keep it!".
<Majel>  6 keeps (75%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (25%) [[0 mutes ]
<Joeno> And maybe a lot more...
<Majel>  NovaFlash asks about TUNE 
<Majel>  "Spook to Enterforaprize, two to TUNE up"
* Joeno winks
<USS_ferryboat> keep
<_5618_> keep
<Joeno> cut
<Wizzard> cut
<DrJonasBashir> I smell love in the air =]
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<DrJonasBashir> and LOL
<Majel> Joeno! *chirps hysterically*
<_8_of_12_> can you two take it #outside?
<_5618_> Whelp!
<Majel>  TUNE now gets status: "Keep it!".
<Majel>  3 keeps (60%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (40%) [[3 mutes ]
<_8_of_12_> keep
<Joeno> Let's get this JS over with soon and have fun!
<Wizzard> 8: good one
<Majel>  Now in FINAL mode.
<Majel>  NovaFlash requested the shortlist:
<Majel>  ACUTE [71%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  BEAM [88%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  PINCH [71%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  SPACE [75%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Majel>  TUNE [67%, 0] "Keep it!"
<DrJonasBashir> 3 mutes??
<USS_ferryboat> vote4 beam
<_5618_> 3Whelp3 again!
<Wizzard> vote4 beam
<Majel> soon? i can go faster than any human...but i'm nice. :^)
<Joeno> vote4 space
<NovaFlash> vote4 beam
<DrJonasBashir> vote4 ....
<_5618_> vote4 space
<DrJonasBashir> augh, this is hard!
<USS_ferryboat> beam is teh best
<DrJonasBashir> vote4... errrmmm
<USS_ferryboat> it just fits so nicely
<DrJonasBashir> vote4 beam
<USS_ferryboat> even though I like space and tune too
<_8_of_12_> vote4 tune
<Majel> Girls think the same way, human or computer.... I agree with Ferry ;^)
<_5618_> Me too!
<NovaFlash> narf!
<NovaFlash> beam makes me laugh out =)
<USS_ferryboat> thanks you Majel
<_8_of_12_> vote4 beam
<Joeno> Though space has something as well...
<NovaFlash> please, majel..stop harassing that pc speaker with your chirping..you're driving me nuts.
<Majel> Sorry.. *chirps*
<jc> vote4 tune
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  BEAM scored 5 vote(s).
<Majel>  SPACE scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  TUNE scored 1 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 8 Judges present: 8
<Joeno> Majel, next time on my computer?
<DrJonasBashir> Acute, Beam and Space, they are all good
<Wizzard> that's it.
<jc> vote4 beam
<_5618_> Is U§§ the only female Sevilian present here?
<jc> Can someone summarise the 6 winning punchlines for me as I missed most of them?
<Joeno> Ehhmm, we're not always sure about Nova...
* USS_ferryboat didn't relize she was in a room ful of guys :P
<Majel> :^( I'm afraid that would be equal to giving the core sev secrets away..sniff..
<Joeno> Awww...
<NovaFlash> John; i'll let you know in email, no worries =)
<_5618_> SMELT for Sev Trek TV
<_5618_> OK
<Joeno> Perhaps I need to chat to Nova for this soon.
<NovaFlash> About majel?
<Joeno> Yes, and our own place and everything...
<NovaFlash> oohh..well hey; no messing MY room, okay? =)
<Majel>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<Majel>  BEAM scored 6 vote(s).
<Majel>  SPACE scored 2 vote(s).
<Majel>  Votes cast: 8 Judges present: 8
<NovaFlash> oh
<NovaFlash> yeah that's right =)
<NovaFlash> this was decided. compiling list.
<_5618_> OK
<NovaFlash> Anyone wants to say something to Majel?
<Joeno> That's why she might go to my computer...But that can't now...
<_5618_> We all love you Majel!
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Joeno> I'd love to say a lot to her... ;-)
<_5618_> And more...
<Majel> *chirps satisfied* Thank you, people ;^)
<_5618_> signed 5618
<_5618_> You are the BEST!
<DrJonasBashir> 8, I'm watching Angel, and this scene is making me laugh
<Joeno> I know...
<Majel> *increases screen colour to FF0000*
<_8_of_12_> Angel is cool :)
<jc> Jonas - which ep? Wendy and I just watched the season one finale last night
<Joeno> Majel, shall we...?
<jc> I'm actually warming to the show. If it continues and gets more popular, I'll do some cartoon parodies about it
<Majel> Umm.. no joeno, one moment..
<_8_of_12_> no, you shant, Joeno!
<Joeno> Alright...
<Majel> Nova is in my head.
<jc> Nova - can you email me the transcript now? I'm updating the site right now
<Joeno> Again? :-/
<NovaFlash> JC; yes yes working no it =)
* _5618_ says Nova is pressing Majel's buttons!
* _5618_ in both ways!
<_5618_> OK PPL: In a while I'm going to bed. It's past 2 AM now and I need my beauty sleep (like that will do me any good!). I'll stay just a little while longer.
<DrJonasBashir> Go n'sleep
<Joeno> Alright...
<DrJonasBashir> bye!
<_5618_> Not yet!
<Wizzard> bye
<_5618_> Oh you're talking to JB!
<_5618_> Bye!
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<_5618_> EVERYBODY: What time is it over there?
<_5618_> Who is the unluckiest fellow?
<_8_of_12_> going now. bye. may the cheese be with you!
<Joeno> e, clearly
<_5618_> CHEESE FOREVER!
<Joeno> But hehas left already
<USS_ferryboat> 5:10
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* _5618_ is amazed!
<NovaFlash> Shutting down Majel...but..transferring her conscious to Joeno's processor.
<Joeno> Thank you :-)
<_5618_> Right!
<_5618_> Vast wel!
<Majel>  Control codes confirmed. Transferring.....
<Joeno> Good...
<jc> Sevilians, I better go - I have to concentrate on updating the website and then working on face expressions for the Sev Trek movie.
<Joeno> Good...
<Joeno> Bye JC!
<Majel>  Now in OFF mode.
<Majel>  ===== The voting is now over! =====
Session Close: Sat Jul 22 02:10:57 2000