[01:27] *** Majel (majel@c18759076.telekabel.chello.nl) has joined #sevtrek [01:27]  Now in OFF mode. [01:27]  I (Majel v3.0.157C) have now taken control of this channel. You will comply. [01:27] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Majel [01:27] Finally... [01:27] yes [01:27] *** Majel changes topic to 'Sev Judging is now in Session.' [01:27] -Majel- ···Unlocking File: Please wait··· [01:27] lucky you... we're few...responsible people [01:27] responsible?...me? [01:27] no newbies around =P [01:27] no, there aren't [01:28] hi [01:28] hi [01:28] -Majel- 1: sevtrektv [01:28] -Majel- 2: round187 [01:28] -Majel- 3: scifimovies [01:28] -Majel- 4: round89 [01:28] -Majel- 5: thepits [01:28] -Majel- 6: twist [01:28]  Now in OFF mode. [01:28]  Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREKTV, please stand by... [01:28]  Retrieval SEVTREKTV competition complete. [01:28]  Joeno requested the shortlist: [01:28]  FLOWERS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:28]  HURT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:28]  LOVE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:28]  PRESENT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:28] *** Joeno is now known as Sevoen [01:28]  SECOND [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:28]  STITCHES [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:28]  TRIP [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:28]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [01:28] *** ijsbeertje is now known as sevbeertje [01:28]  Sevoen asks about FLOWERS  [01:28]  "Bashful: Some men say it with FLOWERS, Barf." [01:29] keep [01:29] keep [01:29] keep [01:29] cut [01:29] cut [01:29] cut [01:30] keep [01:30]  FLOWERS now gets status: "Equal vote.". [01:30]  3 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (50%) [[3 mutes ] [01:30] *** DrJonasBashir sets mode: +o Sevoen [01:30]  Sevoen asks about HURT  [01:30]  "Dux: When Klingoffs say you always HURT the one you love, they mean it!" [01:31] *** DrJonasBashir sets mode: +o sevbeertje [01:31] cut [01:31] neutral [01:31] Ooh! [01:31] cut [01:31] cut [01:31] cut [01:31] cut [01:31] *** sevbeertje is now known as ijsbeertje [01:31] =) [01:31] cut [01:31]  HURT now gets status: "It's cut!". [01:31]  0 keeps (0%) -- 1 neutrals (14%) -- 6 cuts (86%) [[2 mutes ] [01:31]  Sevoen asks about LOVE  [01:31]  "Bashful: Who ever said make LOVE not war never met you two" [01:31] keep [01:31] cut [01:32] cut [01:32] keep [01:32] cut [01:32] neutral [01:32] keep [01:32]  LOVE now gets status: "Keep for now.". [01:32]  3 keeps (43%) -- 1 neutrals (14%) -- 3 cuts (43%) [[2 mutes ] [01:32]  Sevoen asks about PRESENT  [01:32]  "Bashful: So what shall i get as a wedding PRESENT Dux: A Life support machine" [01:32] cut [01:32] cut [01:32] cut [01:32] cut [01:32] cut [01:32] cut [01:33]  PRESENT now gets status: "It's cut!". [01:33]  0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (100%) [[3 mutes ] [01:33]  Sevoen asks about SECOND  [01:33]  "Bashful: I hate to see what your SECOND date will be like!" [01:33] keep [01:33] keep [01:33] keep [01:33] keep [01:33] cut [01:33] cut [01:33]  SECOND now gets status: "Keep it!". [01:33]  4 keeps (67%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (33%) [[3 mutes ] [01:34]  Sevoen asks about STITCHES  [01:34]  "Bashful: What do you see in him? Dux: He keeps me in STITCHES!" [01:34] cut [01:34] cut [01:34] cut [01:34] cut [01:34] cut [01:34] cut [01:34] cut [01:34]  STITCHES now gets status: "It's cut!". [01:34]  0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (100%) [[2 mutes ] [01:34]  Sevoen asks about TRIP  [01:34]  "Bashful: I see you've both had a nasty TRIP Dux: Yes it was our honeymoon!" [01:34] cut [01:34] keep [01:34] neutral [01:34] neutral [01:34] neutral [01:34] These are JS's like they should be :-) [01:35] yes! [01:35] cut [01:35] calm [01:35]  TRIP now gets status: "It's cut!". [01:35]  1 keeps (17%) -- 3 neutrals (50%) -- 2 cuts (33%) [[3 mutes ] [01:35] cut [01:35]  Now in FINAL mode. [01:35]  Sevoen requested the shortlist: [01:35]  FLOWERS [57%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:35]  LOVE [43%, 0] "Keep for now." [01:35]  SECOND [67%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:35] vote4 flowers [01:35] vote4 flowers [01:35] vote4 love [01:35] vote4 flowers [01:36] vote4 flowers [01:36] they all stink [01:36] Not too good, this time, no... [01:36] vote4 flowers [01:36] I agree [01:36] no, the cartoons were hard...me thinks [01:36] vote4 second [01:36] This is one for the Sevqueen. Even I admit her power. [01:36]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [01:36]  FLOWERS scored 5 vote(s). [01:36]  LOVE scored 1 vote(s). [01:36]  SECOND scored 1 vote(s). [01:36]  Votes cast: 7 Judges present: 9 [01:36] No, THAT one! [01:37] Clear... [01:37] FLOWERS won! [01:37] indeed [01:37]  Now in OFF mode. [01:37]  Retrieving punchlines for competition ROUND187, please stand by... [01:37]  Retrieval ROUND187 competition complete. [01:37]  Sevoen requested the shortlist: [01:37]  DYSLEXIC [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:37]  EATING [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:37]  HAMSTER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:37]  LAGGING [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:37]  LDS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:37]  THAT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:37]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [01:37]  Sevoen asks about DYSLEXIC  [01:37]  "At least he's not DYSLEXIC." [01:37] cut [01:37] cut [01:37] cut [01:37] cut [01:37] cut [01:37] cut [01:37]  DYSLEXIC now gets status: "It's cut!". [01:37]  0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (100%) [[3 mutes ] [01:37]  Sevoen asks about EATING  [01:37]  "And what were you doing throughout the sixties? EATING?" [01:37] keep [01:37] keep [01:37] keep [01:38] *bad thoughts* [01:38] cut [01:38] keep [01:38] keep [01:38] Hmmm.... [01:38]  EATING now gets status: "Keep it!". [01:38]  5 keeps (83%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 1 cuts (17%) [[3 mutes ] [01:38] -Majel- amster is not a valid punchword! [01:38] keep [01:38]  Sevoen asks about HAMSTER  [01:38]  "Me too. Explains why I see a HAMSTER sitting on your head!" [01:38] keep [01:38] keep [01:38] keep [01:38] cut [01:39] cut [01:39] keep [01:39]  HAMSTER now gets status: "Keep it!". [01:39]  4 keeps (67%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (33%) [[3 mutes ] [01:39]  Sevoen asks about LAGGING  [01:39]  "Really? I thought you were the one with LAGGING Dialogue Syndrome." [01:39] keep [01:39] cut [01:39] cut [01:39] cut [01:39] cut [01:39] neutral [01:39] keep [01:39]  LAGGING now gets status: "It's cut!". [01:39]  2 keeps (29%) -- 1 neutrals (14%) -- 4 cuts (57%) [[2 mutes ] [01:39]  Sevoen asks about LDS  [01:39]  "LDS? Lack of Dress Sense?" [01:39] cut [01:39] keep [01:40] cut [01:40] keep [01:40] keep [01:40] *** Hunky_guy (wiseacre@dmz.wblib.org) has joined #sevtrek [01:40] keep [01:40] * Sevoen waves [01:40] neutral [01:40] hi [01:40] hi [01:40]  LDS now gets status: "Keep it!". [01:40]  4 keeps (57%) -- 1 neutrals (14%) -- 2 cuts (29%) [[3 mutes ] [01:40]  Sevoen asks about THAT  [01:40]  "What's next? You're gonna tell me THAT'S your real hair?" [01:40] keep [01:40] cut [01:40] cut [01:41] cut [01:41] cut [01:41] cut [01:41] cut [01:41]  THAT now gets status: "It's cut!". [01:41]  1 keeps (14%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (86%) [[3 mutes ] [01:41]  Now in FINAL mode. [01:41]  Sevoen requested the shortlist: [01:41]  EATING [86%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:41]  HAMSTER [67%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:41]  LDS [57%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:41] vote4 hamster [01:41] vote4 hamster [01:41] vote4 hamster [01:42] vote4 hamster [01:42] vote4 LDS [01:42] vote4 lds [01:43]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [01:43]  HAMSTER scored 4 vote(s). [01:43]  LDS scored 2 vote(s). [01:43]  Votes cast: 6 Judges present: 10 [01:43] Insufficient data. I need more votes. [01:43] Mutes? [01:43] Hello? [01:44] oh I was looking for the line [01:44] http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/punchlines.asp [01:44] vote4 and then the thing in all caps [01:44] Under the second cartoon. [01:45] TW? [01:45] ok! [01:45]  EATING now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [01:45] I'm a bit bored... ;-) [01:45]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [01:45]  HAMSTER scored 4 vote(s). [01:45]  LDS scored 2 vote(s). [01:45]  Votes cast: 6 Judges present: 10 [01:45] vote4 LDS [01:45] me too [01:45] BRB [01:46] * Sevoen is bored [01:46] * Sevoen throws a dart in a random direction [01:46]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [01:46]  HAMSTER scored 4 vote(s). [01:46]  LDS scored 3 vote(s). [01:46]  Votes cast: 7 Judges present: 10 [01:46] Sevqueen? [01:46] hey watch it, you could put someone's eye out with that thing! [01:46] I guess so [01:46] then we grow a new one! [01:46] This is one for the Sevqueen. Even I admit her power. [01:46] oh yeah! [01:46] like toungs! [01:47]  Now in OFF mode. [01:47]  Retrieving punchlines for competition SCIFIMOVIES, please stand by... [01:47]  Retrieval SCIFIMOVIES competition complete. [01:47]  Sevoen requested the shortlist: [01:47]  CANS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:47]  DO [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:47]  DUDE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:47]  FRISBEE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:47]  HOURS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:47]  KIDDING [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:47]  STUNT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:47]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [01:47]  Sevoen asks about CANS  [01:47]  "How many CANS of beans do I have to eat before I can do that?" [01:47] This is Sevilia after all [01:47] keep [01:47] cut [01:47] cut [01:47] cut [01:47] And littledart does it all the time... [01:47] cut [01:47] cut [01:47] and it lands in Europe most of the time...wonder why [01:47]  CANS now gets status: "It's cut!". [01:47]  1 keeps (17%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (83%) [[4 mutes ] [01:48]  Sevoen asks about DO  [01:48]  "Man, those beans really DO provide extra thrust!" [01:48] cut [01:48] cut [01:48] cut [01:48] Relatively close to me, usualy ;-) [01:48] cut [01:48] cut [01:48] But he's not here now... [01:48] * ijsbeertje wonders why that could be [01:48]  DO now gets status: "It's cut!". [01:48]  0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (100%) [[5 mutes ] [01:48] too bad they lost my line, "Ah, Grasshopper!" [01:48]  Sevoen asks about DUDE  [01:48]  "Most triumphant elevation, virtual-reality DUDE!" [01:48] keep [01:48] keep [01:48] keep [01:48] cut [01:48] keep [01:49] cut [01:49] cut [01:49] ted theodore logan is my hero [01:49]  DUDE now gets status: "Keep it!". [01:49]  4 keeps (57%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (43%) [[3 mutes ] [01:49]  Sevoen asks about FRISBEE  [01:49]  "Grab my FRISBEE while you're up there!" [01:49] keep [01:49] keep [01:49] cut [01:49] keep [01:49] keep [01:49] cut [01:49]  FRISBEE now gets status: "Keep it!". [01:49]  4 keeps (67%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (33%) [[4 mutes ] [01:50]  Sevoen asks about HOURS  [01:50]  "The HOURS he must spend on a StairMaster..." [01:50] cut [01:50] cut [01:50] cut [01:50] cut [01:50] cut [01:50] cut [01:50] cut [01:50]  HOURS now gets status: "It's cut!". [01:50]  0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (100%) [[3 mutes ] [01:50]  Sevoen asks about KIDDING  [01:50]  "Man! I was only KIDDING about the Wasp on his shoulder." [01:50] keep [01:50] cut [01:50] LOL! [01:50] cut [01:50] keep [01:50] keep [01:50] cut [01:51] Oh my... I read this... and... sorry1 :-) [01:51] keep [01:51] 1=! [01:51]  KIDDING now gets status: "Keep it!". [01:51]  4 keeps (57%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (43%) [[3 mutes ] [01:51] ? [01:51]  Sevoen asks about STUNT  [01:51]  "whoaaa... what do you mean my STUNT double called in sick." [01:51] keep [01:51] cut [01:51] cut [01:51] cut [01:51] cut [01:51] The punchline made me laughing out loud... [01:51] keep [01:51]  STUNT now gets status: "It's cut!". [01:51]  2 keeps (33%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (67%) [[4 mutes ] [01:51]  Now in FINAL mode. [01:51]  Sevoen requested the shortlist: [01:51]  DUDE [57%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:51]  FRISBEE [67%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:51]  KIDDING [57%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:52] vote4 kidding [01:52] vote4 kidding [01:52] vote4 dude [01:52] vote4 kidding [01:52] vote4 kidding [01:52] vote4 dude [01:52]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [01:52]  DUDE scored 2 vote(s). [01:52]  KIDDING scored 4 vote(s). [01:52]  Votes cast: 6 Judges present: 10 [01:52] vote4 frisbee [01:53] * ijsbeertje yawns [01:53]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [01:53]  DUDE scored 2 vote(s). [01:53]  FRISBEE scored 1 vote(s). [01:53]  KIDDING scored 4 vote(s). [01:53]  Votes cast: 7 Judges present: 10 [01:53]  FRISBEE now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [01:53] cut frisbee? [01:53] Done... [01:54] Gizmo... [01:54] forry [01:54] sorry [01:54] Please? [01:54] tupo [01:54] :-) [01:54] Aww... [01:54] Gotta go. =( [01:54] Bye Blueberrie! [01:54] bye good §ev [01:54]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [01:54]  DUDE scored 2 vote(s). [01:54]  KIDDING scored 4 vote(s). [01:54]  Votes cast: 6 Judges present: 10 [01:54] I'll try to come back later. [01:54] I don't get either of them, I don't like them. [01:54] Bye! [01:54] ok [01:54] *** Blueberrie (me@226-132.adsl2.netlojix.net) has left #sevtrek [01:54] Didn't you see "Bill and Ted's excellent adventure?" [01:55] No. [01:55] Kidding: What would you do once there is a whasp on your shoulder? [01:55] I'd jump pretty high, probably ;-) [01:55] call the firedepartment [01:55] not as much as if it stung him! [01:55] oh.. [01:55] Mental thingie think through stuff conscious-thingie [01:56] depends...it could be that he couldn't do anything anymore, because he might go into anafalactic shok [01:56]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [01:56]  DUDE scored 1 vote(s). [01:56]  KIDDING scored 4 vote(s). [01:56]  Votes cast: 5 Judges present: 9 [01:56] kidding won...me thinks [01:56] Kidding wins? [01:56] yeah, no appreciation for references [01:57] KIDDING wins! [01:57]  Now in OFF mode. [01:57]  Retrieving punchlines for competition ROUND89, please stand by... [01:57]  Retrieval ROUND89 competition complete. [01:57]  Sevoen requested the shortlist: [01:57]  ASSIGNED [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:57]  BOTTOM [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:57]  OOZING [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:57]  SOCK [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:57]  SOLVE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:57] Okay, I'm back [01:57]  SOLVED [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:57]  UNDERCOVER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:57]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [01:57]  Sevoen asks about ASSIGNED  [01:57]  "Offices are ASSIGNED by the number of completed cases." [01:57] I had to let my dad use the computer for quite a while but I'm back now [01:57] keep [01:57] keep [01:57] keep [01:57] Welcome back! [01:57] WB [01:57] keep [01:58] cut [01:58] ~This song is just six words long~ [01:58] Welcome, my dear ex-husband! [01:58] cut [01:58]  ASSIGNED now gets status: "Keep it!". [01:58]  4 keeps (67%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (33%) [[3 mutes ] [01:58]  Sevoen asks about BOTTOM  [01:58]  "Finally we get to the BOTTOM of things and you still complain!" [01:58] keep [01:58] cut [01:58] oh hi Gizmo, going by your dutch name are you? [01:58] keep [01:58] cut [01:58] *** Saintly_odd (gfsdhgfd@203.166.234.51) has joined #sevtrek [01:58] yep :) [01:58] hi [01:58] Hello Saintly_odd [01:58] hey [01:58] :) [01:58] got woken up again [01:58] neutral [01:58]  BOTTOM now gets status: "Keep for now.". [01:58]  2 keeps (40%) -- 1 neutrals (20%) -- 2 cuts (40%) [[5 mutes ] [01:58] now THAT'S a weird nick name {{:) [01:59]  Sevoen asks about OOZING  [01:59]  "Our files keep OOZING their way back down here" [01:59] keep [01:59] cut [01:59] keep [01:59] whats the site with the thinggies on it ? [01:59] cut [01:59] cut [01:59] cut [01:59] cut [01:59] http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/punchlines.asp [01:59] http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/punchlines.asp [01:59] :-P [01:59] the finalist page you mean? [01:59] any of the above {{:) [01:59] thanx [01:59] :) [01:59] =) [02:00] which one u up to ? [02:00]  OOZING now gets status: "It's cut!". [02:00]  2 keeps (29%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (71%) [[3 mutes ] [02:00] sci fi tv [02:00]  Sevoen asks about SOCK  [02:00]  "We haven't gotten to the bottom of the missing SOCK conspiracy." [02:00] sev files [02:00] cut [02:00] cut [02:00] keep [02:00] 4 let's get a move on people [02:00] I love this one!! [02:00] keep [02:00] keep [02:00] too old [02:00] keep [02:00] this one is good [02:00]  SOCK now gets status: "Keep it!". [02:00]  4 keeps (67%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (33%) [[4 mutes ] [02:00] Mulder at his most predantic (spll?) [02:00]  Sevoen asks about SOLVE  [02:00]  "They said when we SOLVE a case, we get an office with a window." [02:00] keep [02:01] keep [02:01] keep [02:01] cut [02:01] keep [02:01] IF they solve a case, IF [02:01] can i jump into this one ? [02:01] sure [02:01] Why not? [02:01] okies [02:01] neutral [02:01] of course [02:01] yep, go right ahead! [02:01] keep [02:01] cut [02:01]  SOLVE now gets status: "Keep it!". [02:01]  5 keeps (62%) -- 1 neutrals (12%) -- 2 cuts (25%) [[2 mutes ] [02:01]  Sevoen asks about SOLVED  [02:01]  "Upstairs is for agents who've actually SOLVED cases." [02:01] cut [02:01] keep [02:02] cut [02:02] Almost similar to the other, which is better... [02:02] cut , it's the same as the above [02:02] sounds right, but isn't really that funny [02:02] cut [02:02] keep [02:02] cut [02:02] yep but the other one isnt' either [02:02] cut [02:02]  SOLVED now gets status: "It's cut!". [02:02]  2 keeps (25%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (75%) [[2 mutes ] [02:02]  Sevoen asks about UNDERCOVER  [02:02]  "I asked for UNDERCOVER, they gave us underground" [02:02] it's better then this one [02:02] keep [02:02] the other one is more sarcastic,...me thinks [02:02] cut [02:02] cut [02:02] eeeek, my cat's sittingon me [02:02] cut [02:02] It has the IF... [02:02] what's wrong about that [02:02] cut [02:02] cut [02:02] cut [02:03] neutral [02:03] i can barely type [02:03]  UNDERCOVER now gets status: "It's cut!". [02:03]  1 keeps (12%) -- 1 neutrals (12%) -- 6 cuts (75%) [[2 mutes ] [02:03]  Now in FINAL mode. [02:03] *** Robot101 (rob@modem-94.hippo-tang.dialup.pol.co.uk) Quit (Delegation is the fine art of balancing between taking the credit when things go well, and having someone else to blame when they don't.) [02:03] which one won the sevtrix ? [02:03] cats can do that to you, walk all over you [02:03]  Sevoen requested the shortlist: [02:03]  ASSIGNED [67%, 0] "Keep it!" [02:03]  BOTTOM [40%, 0] "Keep for now." [02:03]  SOCK [67%, 0] "Keep it!" [02:03] ok...just put it on your lap [02:03]  SOLVE [62%, 0] "Keep it!" [02:03] WASP won the sevtrix [02:03] 0,1KIDDING [02:03] vote4 sock [02:03] vote4 solve [02:03] vote4 solve [02:03] SOCK!!! [02:03] vote4 solve [02:03] vote4 solve [02:03] Solve it! [02:04] vote4 sock [02:04] there is no WASP [02:04]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [02:04]  SOCK scored 2 vote(s). [02:04]  SOLVE scored 4 vote(s). [02:04]  Votes cast: 6 Judges present: 9 [02:04] theres are four wasps [02:04] vote4 bottom [02:04] It's KIDDING [02:04] yep, wasp on shoulder [02:04] vote4 sock [02:04] That one was KIDDING [02:04]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [02:04]  BOTTOM scored 1 vote(s). [02:04]  SOCK scored 3 vote(s). [02:04]  SOLVE scored 4 vote(s). [02:04]  Votes cast: 8 Judges present: 9 [02:04] oh whatever [02:04]  BOTTOM now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [02:04] ahh i c it [02:04] ok....see what that does [02:05] I liked DUDE myself, but I'm a bill&ted fan [02:05] hehe [02:05]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [02:05]  SOCK scored 3 vote(s). [02:05]  SOLVE scored 4 vote(s). [02:05]  Votes cast: 7 Judges present: 9 [02:05] sevqueen? [02:05] Saintly_odd: revote? [02:05] * Snufje pouts...I like sock! [02:05] oo sorry... [02:05] vote4 solve [02:05] hehe [02:05] You can either make this Sevqueen, or make it a draw... [02:05] vote4 sock [02:05] 4 mutes vote [02:05] the sock joke is too tired [02:05]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [02:05]  SOCK scored 4 vote(s). [02:05]  SOLVE scored 4 vote(s). [02:05]  Votes cast: 8 Judges present: 9 [02:05] sevqueen [02:05] There's only one mute, JB [02:06] me thinks [02:06] This is one for the Sevqueen. Even I admit her power. [02:06] vote4 solve [02:06] i dont like the solve one ;) [02:06]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [02:06]  SOCK scored 4 vote(s). [02:06]  SOLVE scored 4 vote(s). [02:06]  Votes cast: 8 Judges present: 9 [02:06]  Now in OFF mode. [02:06]  Retrieving punchlines for competition THEPITS, please stand by... [02:06]  Retrieval THEPITS competition complete. [02:06]  Sevoen requested the shortlist: [02:06]  FEELING [0%, 0] "Nominated." [02:06]  FIGURES [0%, 0] "Nominated." [02:06]  INTERNET [0%, 0] "Nominated." [02:06]  NO [0%, 0] "Nominated." [02:06]  ONLY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [02:06] the sock joke shows Mulder being really anal retentive [02:06]  REAL [0%, 0] "Nominated." [02:06]  SOUNDS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [02:06]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [02:06]  Sevoen asks about FEELING  [02:06]  "I had a FEELING it involved camouflage." [02:06] hehe [02:06] keep [02:06] cut [02:06] cut [02:06] keep [02:06] cut [02:06] This competition has some nice ones... [02:06] cut [02:06] not many ppl here today.... [02:07]  FEELING now gets status: "It's cut!". [02:07]  2 keeps (33%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (67%) [[3 mutes ] [02:07]  Sevoen asks about FIGURES  [02:07]  "FIGURES--they can't see your face." [02:07] keep [02:07] yeah but it's a familiar topic hehe [02:07] keep [02:07] keep [02:07] cut [02:07] I don't mind... it just makes it easier for me... ;-) [02:07] too obvious hehe [02:07] cut [02:07] *** Kame (mistresska@PPPa35-ResaleModesto1-4R7275.saturn.bbn.com) has joined #sevtrek [02:07] keep [02:07] lol [02:07]  Well since you asked: the current punchline is FIGURES  [02:07]  "FIGURES--they can't see your face." [02:07] hi [02:07] ya! [02:07] i MADE it [02:07] Hello Kame [02:07] hehe [02:08] did the JS actual start on time today? [02:08] man, it's been awhile since i have been able to make it for the session [02:08] no [02:08] is Nova here? [02:08] We started 25 minutes late - JC was late with culling [02:08] typical [02:08] no, he's asleep [02:08] Nova is taking a deserved rest [02:08] good, I was late too [02:08] I'm slowly taking over IRC ;-) [02:08] a very well deserved rest [02:08]  FIGURES now gets status: "Keep it!". [02:08]  4 keeps (67%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (33%) [[4 mutes ] [02:08] uh-oh [02:08]  Sevoen asks about INTERNET  [02:08]  "INTERNET, the great equalizer" [02:08] cut [02:08] keep [02:08] it's a conspiracy, eh Seoen? [02:08] keep [02:08] cut [02:08] keep [02:08] you are!...since somehow Majel doesn't like me [02:08] keep [02:08] cut [02:08] keep [02:09] Ssshhh, they might hear! :-) [02:09]  INTERNET now gets status: "Keep it!". [02:09]  5 keeps (62%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (38%) [[2 mutes ] [02:09]  Sevoen asks about NO  [02:09]  "To meet women like you? NO thanks" [02:09] keep [02:09] cut [02:09] cut [02:09] cut [02:09] cut [02:09] *** MattNelson (pdnelson@ppp-82.icehouse.net) has joined #sevtrek [02:09] Well, I'm the one running the backup bot here [02:09] Hello Matt [02:09] oi which ones won the trek ones ? [sorry to ask but i just cant wait ;) [02:09]  Well since you asked: the current punchline is NO  [02:09]  "To meet women like you? NO thanks" [02:09] cut [02:10] FLOWERS and HAMSTER/LDS [02:10] cut [02:10] trek was won by hamster I think [02:10]  NO now gets status: "It's cut!". [02:10]  1 keeps (17%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (83%) [[5 mutes ] [02:10]  Sevoen asks about ONLY  [02:10]  "Its the ONLY place women will talk to you." [02:10] keep [02:10] hehe [02:10] cut [02:10] cut [02:10] cut [02:10] good ones [02:10] keep [02:10] cut [02:10] baaack! [02:10] keep [02:10] keep [02:10] WB, JB! [02:11] cut [02:11] There should be no more mutes from now on [02:11] * Sevoen looks around [02:11]  ONLY now gets status: "It's cut!". [02:11]  4 keeps (44%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (56%) [[2 mutes ] [02:11] sorry, Iwas... er, busy [02:11] Some introspection... [02:11]  Sevoen asks about REAL  [02:11]  "I thought you meant REAL women." [02:11] ...at the toilet =P [02:11] keep [02:11] Hmm, yeah... [02:11] keep [02:11] keep [02:11] keep [02:11] keep [02:11] keep [02:11] cut [02:11] ;) [02:11] keep [02:12]  REAL now gets status: "Keep it!". [02:12]  7 keeps (88%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 1 cuts (12%) [[3 mutes ] [02:12]  Sevoen asks about SOUNDS  [02:12]  "If it SOUNDS too good to be true...." [02:12] cut [02:12] back [02:12] keep [02:12] cut [02:12] ooo im 12% of u guys [02:12] keep [02:12] uct [02:12] Yep. YOU have influence now! [02:12] cut [02:12] cut [02:12] cut [02:12] cut [02:12]  SOUNDS now gets status: "It's cut!". [02:12]  2 keeps (25%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (75%) [[3 mutes ] [02:12] keep [02:12] but there was 3mutes... [02:12] you people have no sense of humor. [02:12] *** Hunky_guy (wiseacre@dmz.wblib.org) has left #sevtrek [02:12]  Now in FINAL mode. [02:12]  Sevoen requested the shortlist: [02:12]  FIGURES [67%, 0] "Keep it!" [02:12]  INTERNET [62%, 0] "Keep it!" [02:12]  REAL [88%, 0] "Keep it!" [02:13] vote4 real [02:13] vote4 real [02:13] vote4 real [02:13] vote4 figures [02:13] vote4 internet [02:13] vote4 figures [02:13] vote4 internet [02:13] BOO! :^) [02:14] Shut up, Marina =] [02:14] * Saintly_odd has a heart attack [02:14] take on me........ take me on.....i'll be gone..... [02:14] Awww... :6( [02:14] padles? [02:14] vote4 real [02:14] * Saintly_odd then carks it quitly [02:14]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [02:14]  FIGURES scored 2 vote(s). [02:14]  INTERNET scored 2 vote(s). [02:14]  REAL scored 4 vote(s). [02:14]  Votes cast: 8 Judges present: 10 [02:14] * Kame is listening to 80s stuff [02:14] Don't Boo, that's bad [02:14] * MattNelson is listening to nothing... his CD-ROM drive skips. =( [02:14] ~I'm a barbie girl... In a barbie world~ [02:14] ok, Marina, good bot, good bot [02:14] * Agent-D is listening to hs dishwasher cleaning dishes [02:15] sevoen...you must be kidding me [02:15] i am listening to mp3s [02:15] I won't take this! Boo! BOO! BOO! BOO! [02:15] hmm, theres an idea [02:15] Ehmm... [02:15] * Saintly_odd is listening to her younger sibling being up waaayyy to early [02:15] an MP3 of a dishwashing cycle {{:) [02:15] [s] [02:15]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [02:15]  FIGURES scored 2 vote(s). [02:15]  INTERNET scored 2 vote(s). [02:15]  REAL scored 4 vote(s). [02:15]  Votes cast: 8 Judges present: 10 [02:15] she ain't no bot, huh? [02:15] Marina, people don't always like it when you scare them [02:15] We're stuck... [02:15] indeed [02:15] [Boo] the queen of slime! Of Muck! Of Puuuutrescence!! [02:15] Boo! BOO! BOOOOOOOO!!!! [02:16] Don't make so much fun of my daughter! She's nice! :^) [02:16] what about turning it a bit by cutting one or sevqueening it? [02:16] need a sedative there Matt? [02:16] (sigh) [02:16] 2 mutes BTW [02:16] saintly odd had a hard attack because of her [02:16] whos the two mutes ? [02:16] Nobody recognizes the classics these days... [02:16] *hard* attack ? [02:16] Can't cut any, and these two aren't enough for a real Sevqueen... [02:16] hehe [02:16] * Kame listens to REM- "Lotus" [02:16] hart [02:16] heart [02:16] tupo..sorry [02:16] ! [02:17] * Snufje is confused..what's going on? [02:17] [hehe] [02:17] heart...sorry! [02:17] ~What's my again?~ [02:17] no one recogonises the more obscure classics Matt [02:17]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [02:17]  FIGURES scored 2 vote(s). [02:17]  INTERNET scored 2 vote(s). [02:17]  REAL scored 4 vote(s). [02:17]  Votes cast: 8 Judges present: 10 [02:17] Who hasn't voted yet? [02:17] sevoen, age or name? [02:17] age [02:17] Obscure?! That was "The Princess Bride"! [02:17] cool song [02:17] Snufje: could you please vote4? :-) [02:17] see? obscure [02:17] Princess Bride? bleh. [02:17] I've never ehard of it, thats for sure [02:18] Where are you from again, D? [02:18] England [02:18] Ah. [02:18] REAL wins? [02:18] sevoen, why don't you just make something of it, it isn't going to change [02:18] Well, it might not be as well-known there. [02:18] ok, real wins! [02:18] who wrote it? [02:18] REAL wins? [02:18] Real wins, the end, move on! [02:18]  Now in OFF mode. [02:18]  Retrieving punchlines for competition TWIST, please stand by... [02:18]  Retrieval TWIST competition complete. [02:18]  Sevoen requested the shortlist: [02:18]  ENOUGH [0%, 0] "Nominated." [02:18]  FINE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [02:18]  FUEL [0%, 0] "Nominated." [02:18]  PROBE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [02:18]  TOURIST [0%, 0] "Nominated." [02:18]  US [0%, 0] "Nominated." [02:19]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [02:19]  Sevoen asks about ENOUGH  [02:19]  "Like we're not overpopulated ENOUGH!" [02:19] keep [02:19] keep [02:19] cut [02:19] cut [02:19] keep [02:19] keep [02:19] keep [02:19] keep [02:19] neutral [02:19] cut [02:19]  ENOUGH now gets status: "Keep it!". [02:19]  6 keeps (60%) -- 1 neutrals (10%) -- 3 cuts (30%) [[0 mutes ] [02:19]  Sevoen asks about FINE  [02:19]  "FINE, Pick him Up! But the second he pulls out his probe, I'm outta here!!" [02:19] keep [02:19] * ijsbeertje caughs [02:19] keep [02:19] keep [02:19] cut [02:19] keep [02:19] keep [02:19] keep [02:19] hee hee [02:19] keep [02:20] Good people. No mutes. Nice drones... :^) [02:20] I think in that case, I'd want to be riding with a gun carryign member of the NRA [02:20] shut up, Majel [02:20]  FINE now gets status: "Keep it!". [02:20]  7 keeps (88%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 1 cuts (12%) [[2 mutes ] [02:20] she's nice, let her say! [02:20]  Sevoen asks about FUEL  [02:20]  "Why do always run out of FUEL in our backyard?" [02:20] cut [02:20] cut [02:20] cut [02:20] the type that is very determined to utilise teh right to bare arms [02:20] cut [02:20] cut [02:20] cut [02:20] cut [02:20] cut [02:20] I can't say a thing here, now can I? [02:20] I know her better than you, ijs... it's been two years with her. [02:20] don't get it myself [02:20] Two years in hell [02:20] anyone here seen 'frequency' ? i saw it last nite... [02:20] cut [02:20]  FUEL now gets status: "It's cut!". [02:20]  0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 9 cuts (100%) [[1 mutes ] [02:20] =] [02:21]  Sevoen asks about PROBE  [02:21]  "Damn alien tourists still think we'll give them a ride after they PROBE us!" [02:21] keep [02:21] keep [02:21] keep [02:21] keep [02:21] I know, but she didn't say anything wrong, so why would she have to shut up? [02:21] funneee [02:21] keep [02:21] cut [02:21] cut [02:21] how many probe jokes do you think this one got? [02:21] cut [02:21] The other probe one was funnier... [02:21] Yes, why? [02:21] hehe [02:21]  PROBE now gets status: "Keep it!". [02:21]  5 keeps (62%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (38%) [[2 mutes ] [02:21] keep [02:21] 2 [02:21]  Sevoen asks about TOURIST  [02:21]  "Not more aliens! Darn town is turning into a TOURIST attraction!" [02:21] 1 voted later... [02:21] keep [02:21] keep [02:21] but it was keept anyway [02:21] in total, ijs [02:21] yeah, the otehr one brought far more graphic images to mind [02:21] cut [02:21] Alien falshers for instance [02:22] keep [02:22] keep [02:22] keep [02:22] ...though I haven't even seen the strip we're judging... [02:22] cut [02:22]  TOURIST now gets status: "Keep it!". [02:22]  5 keeps (71%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (29%) [[3 mutes ] [02:22] alien hitching [02:22]  Now in FINAL mode. [02:22] 2 guys in a jeep, driving past a hitch hiking alien [02:22] I was talking about the probe jokes [02:22]  Sevoen requested the shortlist: [02:22]  ENOUGH [60%, 0] "Keep it!" [02:22]  FINE [88%, 0] "Keep it!" [02:22]  PROBE [67%, 0] "Keep it!" [02:22]  TOURIST [71%, 0] "Keep it!" [02:22]  US [0%, 0] "Nominated." [02:22]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [02:22]  Sevoen asks about US  [02:22]  "I thought the aliens were supposed to pick US up!" [02:22] keep [02:22] keep [02:22] BBL [02:22] * Sevoen whistles [02:22] keep [02:22] *** Kame (mistresska@PPPa35-ResaleModesto1-4R7275.saturn.bbn.com) Quit (Read error to Kame[PPPa35-ResaleModesto1-4R7275.saturn.bbn.com]: Connection reset by peer) [02:22] cut [02:22] a grey hitch-hiking, a car passing by, 2 passengers, man and woman [02:22] neutral [02:22] nice twist to the old classic situation there, eh? [02:23] keep [02:23] keep [02:23]  US now gets status: "Keep it!". [02:23]  5 keeps (71%) -- 1 neutrals (14%) -- 1 cuts (14%) [[2 mutes ] [02:23] a grey? More liek a green [02:23]  Now in FINAL mode. [02:23]  Sevoen requested the shortlist: [02:23]  ENOUGH [60%, 0] "Keep it!" [02:23]  FINE [88%, 0] "Keep it!" [02:23]  PROBE [67%, 0] "Keep it!" [02:23]  TOURIST [71%, 0] "Keep it!" [02:23] Whatever. [02:23]  US [71%, 0] "Keep it!" [02:23] =P [02:23] vote4 fine [02:23] vote4 fine [02:23] vote4 fine [02:23] vote4 tourist [02:23] vote4 us [02:23] vote4 probe [02:24]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [02:24]  FINE scored 3 vote(s). [02:24]  PROBE scored 1 vote(s). [02:24]  TOURIST scored 1 vote(s). [02:24]  US scored 1 vote(s). [02:24]  Votes cast: 6 Judges present: 9 [02:24] vote4 fine [02:24]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [02:24]  FINE scored 4 vote(s). [02:24]  PROBE scored 1 vote(s). [02:24]  TOURIST scored 1 vote(s). [02:24] argh, I've gotta go... [02:24]  US scored 1 vote(s). [02:24]  Votes cast: 7 Judges present: 9 [02:24]  PROBE now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [02:24] bye good §ev [02:24]  TOURIST now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [02:24] * Snufje waves to everyone. GONG!!! [02:24]  US now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [02:24] Bye Snufje! [02:24] vote4 fine [02:24] *** Snufje (emily@dialups-95.fairbanks.ptialaska.net) Quit (Leaving) [02:24]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [02:24]  FINE scored 5 vote(s). [02:24]  Votes cast: 5 Judges present: 8 [02:24] FINE wins! [02:25] heey! [02:25]  Now in OFF mode. [02:25] we're done! [02:25] Hmm...? [02:25] what? [02:25] i gotta go.... see ya's [parents are calling and we r done ;) ] *** Loaded popup 'c:\mirc\marinapop.ini' [02:25] so, fine won eh? [02:25] Yep... [02:25] yep [02:25] done? [02:25] And I haven't done a thing! [02:25] cool, I'm outta here then =] [02:26] sorry Marina... [02:26] Bye JB! [02:26] going for another chat! [02:26] bye bye!@ *** Loaded popup 'c:\mirc\majelpop.ini' [02:26] *** DrJonasBashir (gfiori@AC938C29.ipt.aol.com) has left #sevtrek [02:26] That's because you're a BACKUP bot, dear, and not a full grown Tallybot yet... *** Loaded popup 'c:\mirc\marinapop.ini' [02:26] Joeno are you going to give JC his logfile? [02:26] Where is JC? [02:26] yes, Marina you can take over when Majel dies [02:26] I'll have to get Majel out of here first... [02:26] Then I will [02:27] Thank you! :^) [02:27] ok, I'm going to bed then! [02:27] bye [02:27] I will [02:27] or when your programing is even more sophiticated then hers [02:27] Bye ijsbeertje! [02:27] *** ijsbeertje (Baert@dhcp-213-224-21-77.kabel.pandora.be) has left #sevtrek [02:27] With that... Joeno. Hmmph! [02:28] Make any important announcements now, or wait until next week! ;-P [02:28] Marina... [02:28] *** Sevoen is now known as Joeno [02:28] Anyone? Anything [02:28] ? [02:28] Majel, suicide [02:28] hello there [02:28] :-) [02:28] eep [02:28]  Now in OFF mode. [02:28]  ===== The voting is now over! ===== [02:28]  Disengaging #sevtrek uplink... Session Close: Sat Aug 19 02:28:57 2000