[00:59] *** Majel (majel@c18759076.telekabel.chello.nl) has joined #sevtrek [00:59]  Now in OFF mode. [00:59]  I (Majel v3.0.157C) have now taken control of this channel. You will comply. [00:59] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Majel [00:59] <_8_of_12_> Small judging session today! [00:59] yep [00:59] *** Joeno is now known as Sevoen [01:00] be back. [01:00] *** MattNelson (pdnelson@ppp-273.icehouse.net) Quit (Leaving) [01:00] *** Majel changes topic to 'Sev Judging is now in Session.' [01:00] *** ijsbeertje is now known as sevbeertje [01:00] <_8_of_12_> This may be a stupid question, but does anyone have the soundtrack to 'Willy Wonka'? [01:00]  Now in OFF mode. [01:00] All the better to judge you with. [01:00]  Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREKTV, please stand by... [01:00]  Retrieval SEVTREKTV competition complete. [01:00]  Sevoen requested the shortlist: [01:00]  BUTTONS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:00]  CLAD [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:00]  GREEN [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:00]  OFFLINE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:00]  PACK [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:00]  SKIMP [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:00]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [01:00]  Sevoen asks about BUTTONS  [01:00]  "Did anyone tell you, you have lovely BUTTONS?!" [01:00] keep [01:00] <_8_of_12_> keep [01:00] keep [01:00] keep [01:00] keep [01:00] keep [01:01] D'OH! (slaps forehead) [01:01] Hmm? [01:01] what? [01:01]  BUTTONS now gets status: "Keep it!". [01:01]  6 keeps (100%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 0 cuts (0%) [[3 mutes ] [01:01] Huh? [01:01]  sevbeertje asks about CLAD  [01:01]  "A scantily CLAD female... hold the clad." [01:01] I'm a dork. Yes, it took me that long to realise it... [01:01] cut [01:01] cut [01:01] What? [01:01] cut [01:01] <_8_of_12_> That's about the amount of voters we're going to get. :) [01:01] <_8_of_12_> cut [01:02] think so to [01:02] cut [01:02] Yup. Fun, isn't it? [01:02] Blah. [01:02] cut [01:02] cut [01:02] Quick session! [01:02] Wonderfully fun. Whoopee. [01:02]  CLAD now gets status: "It's cut!". [01:02]  0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (100%) [[2 mutes ] [01:02] Chatting too much is inefficient. [01:02] it's cool [01:02]  Sevoen asks about GREEN  [01:02]  "Alien babe... GREEN... hot!" [01:02] Hmph. [01:02] <_8_of_12_> Everyone vote for me in the Pits, you all think my punchline is the best, okayyyyy? :) [01:02] Small sessions are fun. =) [01:02] keep [01:02] keep [01:02] keep [01:02] * littlestar throws dart at Majel. [01:02] * _8_of_12_ hypnotises voters... [01:02] keep [01:02] <_8_of_12_> cut [01:02] *** MattNelson (pdnelson@ppp-273.icehouse.net) has joined #sevtrek [01:02] If we knew which one ;-) [01:02]  Well since you asked: the current punchline is GREEN  [01:02]  "Alien babe... GREEN... hot!" [01:02] Oo, my hinder. [01:02] Hi [01:02] cut [01:02] keep [01:02]  GREEN now gets status: "Keep it!". [01:02]  5 keeps (71%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (29%) [[3 mutes ] [01:03] Where is Nova, anyway? [01:03]  sevbeertje asks about OFFLINE  [01:03]  "Maybe when you're OFFLINE we could have a drink...!" [01:03] Nova is asleep [01:03] cut [01:03] keep [01:03] lol [01:03] kee [01:03] * _8_of_12_ be's very discrete... It's MUCH! [01:03] p [01:03] Ah. [01:03] keep [01:03] poop [01:03] keep [01:03] <_8_of_12_> keep [01:03] keep [01:03] poop? [01:03]  OFFLINE now gets status: "Keep it!". [01:03]  5 keeps (83%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 1 cuts (17%) [[4 mutes ] [01:03]  Sevoen asks about PACK  [01:03]  "Computer, a six-PACK of redshirts" [01:03] cut [01:03] keep [01:03] keep [01:03] cut [01:03] cut [01:03] cut [01:03] Dang, I like a lot of these. [01:03] <_8_of_12_> cut [01:03] cut [01:03] <_8_of_12_> Me too! [01:03] cut [01:04]  PACK now gets status: "It's cut!". [01:04]  2 keeps (25%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (75%) [[2 mutes ] [01:04] Yay! 2 mutes! [01:04]  sevbeertje asks about SKIMP  [01:04]  "Tall...blonde and don't SKIMP on the curves" [01:04] cut [01:04] cut [01:04] Did the beer one make it? About not being sober on away missions? Now THAT was funny. [01:04] <_8_of_12_> Here comes Jonas... [01:04] Rob and JC [01:04] cut [01:04] cut [01:04] cut [01:04] cut [01:04] <_8_of_12_> cut [01:04]  SKIMP now gets status: "It's cut!". [01:04]  0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (100%) [[3 mutes ] [01:04]  Now in FINAL mode. [01:04] How do you know that? [01:04]  Sevoen requested the shortlist: [01:04]  BUTTONS [100%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:04]  GREEN [71%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:04]  OFFLINE [83%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:04] vote4 buttons [01:04] What was buttons? [01:04] vote4 green [01:05] <_8_of_12_> vote4 buttons [01:05] vote4 buttons [01:05] Did anyone tell you, you have lovely BUTTONS?! [01:05] vot4 green [01:05] lol [01:05] *** DrJonasBashir (gfiori@ACA59CD2.ipt.aol.com) has joined #sevtrek [01:05] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o DrJonasBashir [01:05] Furbs: vote4 [01:05] Hi [01:05] vote4 buttons [01:05] vote4 offline [01:05]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [01:05]  BUTTONS scored 4 vote(s). [01:05]  GREEN scored 1 vote(s). [01:05]  OFFLINE scored 1 vote(s). [01:05]  Votes cast: 6 Judges present: 11 [01:05] vote4 green [01:05] <_8_of_12_> NARF! [01:05] vote4 green [01:05] vote4 offline [01:05] hey hey! [01:05]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [01:05]  BUTTONS scored 4 vote(s). [01:05]  GREEN scored 3 vote(s). [01:05]  OFFLINE scored 2 vote(s). [01:05]  Votes cast: 9 Judges present: 11 [01:05] Hello JB [01:05] Hi, Jonas! [01:05] Offliners, come to the Button Side! [01:05] <_8_of_12_> vote4 offline [01:06]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [01:06]  BUTTONS scored 3 vote(s). [01:06]  GREEN scored 3 vote(s). [01:06]  OFFLINE scored 3 vote(s). [01:06]  Votes cast: 9 Judges present: 11 [01:06] I would say cut ofline [01:06] no [01:06] This is one for the Sevqueen. Even I admit her power. [01:06] sorry [01:06] Buttons is funny! It's... so Quirk! [01:06]  Now in OFF mode. [01:06]  Retrieving punchlines for competition ROUND189, please stand by... [01:06]  Retrieval ROUND189 competition complete. [01:06]  Sevoen requested the shortlist: [01:06]  ATE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:06]  BELT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:06]  BRIDGE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:06]  CASE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:06]  MET [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:06] Man... [01:06]  OUTWEIGH [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:06]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [01:06]  sevbeertje asks about ATE  [01:06] That's it? A draw? No final decision? [01:06]  "Except in the case where the one ATE the many." [01:06] Wow, talk about an even split. [01:06] cut [01:06] cut [01:06] keep [01:06] Blah. I haven't been her for a while. [01:06] cut [01:06] <_8_of_12_> keep [01:06] keep [01:06] keep [01:06] Hehe! [01:06] Who haven't you been for awhile? [01:06] =) [01:06] You know, in situations like this we used to debate the merits of the punchlines.. [01:07]  ATE now gets status: "Keep it!". [01:07]  4 keeps (57%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (43%) [[4 mutes ] [01:07] * littlestar looks. [01:07] Ack! [01:07]  Sevoen asks about BELT  [01:07]  "Look at that BELT, "She canne take no more"" [01:07] Now it's always just Sevqueen, with no second thought. [01:07] keep [01:07] <_8_of_12_> cut [01:07] keep [01:07] cut [01:07] cut [01:07] Damn, this morning sucks! (c: [01:07] cut [01:07] cut [01:07] Don't get me started BB. [01:07] cut [01:07] cut [01:07] Yeah, we could go back, discuss, decide... [01:07]  BELT now gets status: "It's cut!". [01:07]  1 keeps (12%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (88%) [[3 mutes ] [01:07] ...battle to the death... [01:07]  sevbeertje asks about BRIDGE  [01:07]  "Squatty, what happened to the BRIDGE crew?" [01:07] * Sevoen throws dart [01:07] keep [01:07] * _8_of_12_ brandishes cheese shovel [01:07] keep [01:07] cut [01:07] keep [01:08] <_8_of_12_> keep [01:08] keep [01:08] * sevbeertje giggles [01:08] <_8_of_12_> ! [01:08] cut [01:08] cut [01:08] cut [01:08]  BRIDGE now gets status: "Equal vote.". [01:08]  4 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (50%) [[3 mutes ] [01:08] <_8_of_12_> I ate a baby! [01:08]  Sevoen asks about CASE  [01:08]  "In the CASE of Squatty, the one outweighs us all!" [01:08] keep [01:08] keep [01:08] cut [01:08] keep [01:08] keep [01:08] <_8_of_12_> Aye, a baby! The other other white meat! [01:08] <_8_of_12_> cut [01:08] ouch, these are MEAN... [01:08] looks like the many outweigh... [01:08] cut [01:08] neutral [01:08] *** DrJonasBashir (gfiori@ACA59CD2.ipt.aol.com) Quit (Ping timeout for DrJonasBashir[ACA59CD2.ipt.aol.com]) [01:08] Ah'm dead sexy... (c: [01:08]  CASE now gets status: "Keep it!". [01:08]  4 keeps (50%) -- 1 neutrals (12%) -- 3 cuts (38%) [[2 mutes ] [01:09]  sevbeertje asks about MET  [01:09]  "Then the many have not MET Mr. Squatt." [01:09] well, maybe not. [01:09] cut [01:09] dang. [01:09] once youve had fat you never go back [01:09] <_8_of_12_> I'm bigger than you, I'm higher in the food chain! GET IN MY BELLY!!! [01:09] cut [01:09] cut [01:09] cut [01:09] cut [01:09] <_8_of_12_> cut [01:09] This is kinda mean... It's not like he got that way by eating. [01:09] cut [01:09] cut [01:09]  MET now gets status: "It's cut!". [01:09]  0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 8 cuts (100%) [[2 mutes ] [01:09] I want my baby back baby back baby back... [01:09] AAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOT THAT!!!! [01:09]  Sevoen asks about OUTWEIGH  [01:09]  "It would take many to OUTWEIGH this one." [01:09] <_8_of_12_> ...baby back ribs! [01:09] keep [01:09] cut [01:09] <_8_of_12_> cut [01:09] cut [01:09] cut [01:09] cut [01:09] Hehe! [01:09] cut [01:09] cut [01:10] keep [01:10]  OUTWEIGH now gets status: "It's cut!". [01:10]  1 keeps (12%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (88%) [[2 mutes ] [01:10]  Now in FINAL mode. [01:10]  sevbeertje requested the shortlist: [01:10]  ATE [57%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:10]  BRIDGE [50%, 0] "Equal vote." [01:10]  CASE [50%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:10] vote4 ate [01:10] vote4 bridge [01:10] vote4 ate [01:10] Final mode? [01:10] vote4 bridge [01:10] Okay... [01:10] yep [01:10] Yup [01:10] * littlestar thinks [01:10] vote4 ate [01:10] <_8_of_12_> vote4 bridge [01:11] vote4 ate [01:11] vote4 ate [01:11]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [01:11]  ATE scored 5 vote(s). [01:11]  BRIDGE scored 3 vote(s). [01:11]  Votes cast: 8 Judges present: 10 [01:11] Oh, man, I never saw this strip... Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeez. [01:11]  CASE now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [01:11] Ate wins. Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, baby. [01:11] Insufficient data. I need more votes. [01:12] Pfft. [01:12] Man, John, this strip is ice-cold slag. What made you wanna draw this?! [01:12] ATE wins [01:12] *** DrJonasBashir (gfiori@ACA31482.ipt.aol.com) has joined #sevtrek [01:12] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o DrJonasBashir [01:12]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [01:12]  ATE scored 5 vote(s). [01:12]  BRIDGE scored 3 vote(s). [01:12]  Votes cast: 8 Judges present: 11 [01:12] bridge has nothing to do with spooks line [01:12] Yeah, it's mean. =( [01:12] YEEEEEEESSS!!! AN X-MEN STRIP!! [01:12] <_8_of_12_> JB vote! [01:12] yes [01:12] Jb please vote [01:12] Um, though you might wanna alter one thing about that X-Men strip, John. [01:12] Yeah, bridge isn't a reply. It doesn't finish the strip [01:12] Doctor, please? [01:13] vote4 wait [01:13] lol [01:13] <_8_of_12_> That's it, move on! [01:13] Insufficient time. I need faster voting. [01:13] In the movie, Wolverine does NOT have a mustache. [01:13] vote4 ate [01:13] <_8_of_12_> For once I agree with Majel! [01:13]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [01:13]  ATE scored 6 vote(s). [01:13]  BRIDGE scored 3 vote(s). [01:13]  Votes cast: 9 Judges present: 11 [01:13]  Now in OFF mode. [01:13]  Retrieving punchlines for competition SCIFIMOVIES, please stand by... [01:13]  Retrieval SCIFIMOVIES competition complete. [01:13]  Sevoen requested the shortlist: [01:13] ate won [01:13]  ARM [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:13]  ATTENTION [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:13]  DARK [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:13] ATE has won [01:13]  NOTHING [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:13]  PUNCTURE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:14]  SHUCKS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:14]  WIND [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:14]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [01:14]  Sevoen asks about ARM  [01:14]  "Lube: I'd give my right ARM to be able to do that. Daft: That could be arranged!" [01:14] I lost SevTrekTV! Who Won? [01:14] It needs to be more of a 5-o-clock-shadow. [01:14] <_8_of_12_> cut [01:14] keep [01:14] keep [01:14] cut [01:14] keep [01:14] Sevqueen [01:14] * _8_of_12_ digs through cheese with cheese shovel [01:14] Matt: well, he has this whole facial hair thing - a kind of stubble. Maybe I should change it to stubble. Hmm. [01:14] Wow. Thank Sev e of Pi isn't here with that winning... [01:14] keep [01:14] keep [01:14] BUTTONS GREEN OFFLINE [01:14] Stubble would be way better. [01:14]  ARM now gets status: "Keep it!". [01:14]  5 keeps (71%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (29%) [[4 mutes ] [01:14] John, take it from me; I've seen this flick four times. [01:14] =) [01:14] <_8_of_12_> Tied. Which one was yours, JB? [01:15]  sevbeertje asks about ATTENTION  [01:15]  "Daft Vapor: He should have paid ATTENTION to that bad feeling of his!" [01:15] erm [01:15] keep [01:15] keep [01:15] <_8_of_12_> cut [01:15] keep [01:15] cut [01:15] keep [01:15] keep [01:15] keep [01:15] neutral [01:15]  ATTENTION now gets status: "Keep it!". [01:15]  6 keeps (67%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 2 cuts (22%) [[2 mutes ] [01:15] none was mine... what tied? [01:15] X-Men is great [01:15] keep [01:15]  Sevoen asks about DARK  [01:15]  "Daft Vapor: Come to the DARK side, Lube. Lube: I don't have to do what you say. You're not my father." [01:15] keep [01:15] John, not to toot my own horn, but... Check this out for an idea.. [01:15] keep [01:15] keep [01:16] Buttons, Green, and Offline [01:16] <_8_of_12_> cut [01:16] keep [01:16] keep [01:16] cut [01:16] http://www.superdeformers.com/lilwolvy.gif [01:16] keep [01:16] keep [01:16]  DARK now gets status: "Keep it!". [01:16]  7 keeps (78%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (22%) [[2 mutes ] [01:16]  sevbeertje asks about NOTHING  [01:16]  "Daft Vapor: Just as I thought: he was NOTHING compared to me" [01:16] keep [01:16] keep [01:16] * _8_of_12_ plugs ears over sound of horn tooting [01:16] cut [01:16] Ooh, that's cute! [01:16] keep [01:17] Why thenkyew. [01:17] keep [01:17] cut [01:17] <_8_of_12_> cut [01:17] neutral [01:17] keep [01:17]  NOTHING now gets status: "Keep it!". [01:17]  5 keeps (56%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 3 cuts (33%) [[2 mutes ] [01:17]  Sevoen asks about PUNCTURE  [01:17]  "Lube Flyswatter: I knew I should have brought the PUNCTURE repair kit!" [01:17] keep [01:17] keep [01:17] cut [01:17] keep [01:17] * _8_of_12_ wades through cheese [01:17] cut [01:17] <_8_of_12_> cut [01:17] Dang, I like a lot of THESE too. [01:17] cut [01:17] Hello, transcript readers. As you can see, it's all happening here in #sevtrek... (c: [01:17] cut [01:18] lol [01:18] 8, which was your punchline? [01:18]  PUNCTURE now gets status: "It's cut!". [01:18]  3 keeps (38%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (62%) [[3 mutes ] [01:18]  sevbeertje asks about SHUCKS  [01:18]  "Daft Vapor: SHUCKS, had the silly thing set on "vaporize."" [01:18] Join us in the fun! ;-) [01:18] keep [01:18] cut [01:18] keep [01:18] keep [01:18] <_8_of_12_> Mine is in the Pits [01:18] cut [01:18] Woo-hoo! A Daffy Duck riff! [01:18] <_8_of_12_> keep [01:18] which one was it? [01:18] The wacky zaniness that is #sevtrek! [01:18] cut [01:18] <_8_of_12_> It's MUCH [01:18] cut [01:18] keep [01:18] And more! 13Throws dart [01:18]  SHUCKS now gets status: "Keep it!". [01:18]  5 keeps (56%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (44%) [[2 mutes ] [01:18]  Sevoen asks about WIND  [01:18]  "Daft Vapor: Just as I suspected, all WIND! Lube Flyswatter: But he was beneath my wings!!" [01:18] keep [01:19] * littlestar is hit by dart [01:19] keep [01:19] * MattNelson GROANS! [01:19] cut [01:19] Lame! [01:19] cut [01:19] cut [01:19] Oy! [01:19] cut [01:19] cut [01:19] * _8_of_12_ will battle contestants with his dangerous cheese shovel! [01:19] WHO WROTE THIS?! STONE HIM! [01:19]  WIND now gets status: "It's cut!". [01:19]  2 keeps (29%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (71%) [[4 mutes ] [01:19] <_8_of_12_> cut [01:19]  Now in FINAL mode. [01:19]  Now in FINAL mode. [01:19] We'll throw them in the pit! [01:19]  sevbeertje requested the shortlist: [01:19]  ARM [71%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:19]  ATTENTION [70%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:19]  DARK [78%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:19]  NOTHING [56%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:19] (Just teasning of course.) [01:19]  SHUCKS [56%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:19]  Sevoen requested the shortlist: [01:19] * _8_of_12_ drowns in cheess.... [01:19] Well, it was kinda funny, in a twisted way... [01:19]  ARM [71%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:19]  ATTENTION [70%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:19]  DARK [78%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:19] * Sevoen hides [01:19]  NOTHING [56%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:19]  SHUCKS [56%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:20] <_8_of_12_> SHORT list? [01:20] vote4 dark [01:20] Yikes. [01:20] final mode? Hmm... [01:20] I can't help it [01:20] vote4 dark [01:20] vote4 attention [01:20] vote4 dark [01:20] vote4 shucks [01:20] <_8_of_12_> vote4 attention [01:20] vote4 shucks [01:20] vote4 dark [01:20]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [01:20]  ATTENTION scored 2 vote(s). [01:20]  DARK scored 4 vote(s). [01:20]  SHUCKS scored 2 vote(s). [01:20]  Votes cast: 8 Judges present: 11 [01:20] Hmm.m.. [01:21] vote4 dark [01:21] Insufficient data. I need more votes. [01:21]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [01:21]  ATTENTION scored 2 vote(s). [01:21]  DARK scored 5 vote(s). [01:21]  SHUCKS scored 2 vote(s). [01:21]  Votes cast: 9 Judges present: 11 [01:21] dark wins? [01:21] DARK wins? [01:21] Dark wins. [01:21] bark won [01:21] <_8_of_12_> Yuck [01:21] dark [01:21] bark bark [01:21] Hmm. Yeah. Ugh. [01:21]  Now in OFF mode. [01:21]  Retrieving punchlines for competition ROUND91, please stand by... [01:21]  Retrieval ROUND91 competition complete. [01:21]  Sevoen requested the shortlist: [01:21]  BAGS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:21]  CHASE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:21]  FLOSSING [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:21] Dark's not very funny... [01:21]  KNOW [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:21]  SHAVE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:21]  STUCK [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:21]  UNCLOGGING [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:21] It's ironic, but not funny. [01:21]  URGE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:22]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [01:22]  Sevoen asks about BAGS  [01:22]  "I have to carry little plastic BAGS wherever I go." [01:22] cut [01:22] cut [01:22] Eh? [01:22] Too obscure... [01:22] <_8_of_12_> It's cheesy, not funny [01:22] cut [01:22] Oh, Buffy. [01:22] <_8_of_12_> cut [01:22] pass [01:22] cut [01:22] neutral [01:22] Eww... [01:22] cut [01:22]  BAGS now gets status: "It's cut!". [01:22]  0 keeps (0%) -- 1 neutrals (14%) -- 6 cuts (86%) [[4 mutes ] [01:22] lol! [01:22] Shoot [01:22] * littlestar shoots [01:22] * Sevoen fires [01:22] Ow! [01:22] Urg! Ya got me pardners... [01:22]  sevbeertje asks about CHASE  [01:22]  "Resisting the urge to CHASE every car that passes" [01:23] -> [sevbeertje] PING [01:23] cut [01:23] cut [01:23] cut [01:23] neutral [01:23] neutral [01:23] cut [01:23] keep [01:23] <_8_of_12_> keep [01:23]  CHASE now gets status: "It's cut!". [01:23]  2 keeps (25%) -- 2 neutrals (25%) -- 4 cuts (50%) [[3 mutes ] [01:23]  Sevoen asks about FLOSSING  [01:23]  "FLOSSING. You never know what you'll find." [01:23] keep [01:23] <_8_of_12_> cut [01:23] keep [01:23] cut [01:23] cut [01:23] cut [01:23] neutral [01:23] gross.. [01:23] cut [01:24]  FLOSSING now gets status: "It's cut!". [01:24]  2 keeps (25%) -- 1 neutrals (12%) -- 5 cuts (62%) [[3 mutes ] [01:24] <_8_of_12_> These pass the yuck threshold [01:24]  sevbeertje asks about KNOW  [01:24]  "The "getting to KNOW you" sniffing with others." [01:24] <_8_of_12_> cut ! [01:24] cut [01:24] cut [01:24] cut [01:24] cut [01:24] * littlestar tapdances [01:24] cut [01:24] keep [01:24] neutral [01:24] cut [01:24] Ugh... [01:24] baah [01:24] cut [01:24] * Sevoen looks at littlestar tapdancing [01:24]  KNOW now gets status: "It's cut!". [01:24]  0 keeps (0%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 8 cuts (89%) [[2 mutes ] [01:24] blauggghh. [01:24]  Sevoen asks about SHAVE  [01:24]  "Having to SHAVE with a weedwacker." [01:24] keep [01:24] <_8_of_12_> cut [01:24] keep [01:24] keep [01:24] keep [01:24] * littlestar waves at Sevoen [01:24] keep [01:24] We have to keep something [01:24] * Sevoen waves back [01:24] neutral [01:25] Should be "weedwhacker". [01:25] Yeah [01:25] <_8_of_12_> whippersnipper [01:25] * littlestar continues tapdancing [01:25]  SHAVE now gets status: "Keep it!". [01:25]  5 keeps (71%) -- 1 neutrals (14%) -- 1 cuts (14%) [[4 mutes ] [01:25] keep [01:25] Weedcutter? [01:25]  sevbeertje asks about STUCK  [01:25]  "People get STUCK in my teeth." [01:25] keep [01:25] <_8_of_12_> cut [01:25] * Furbs waves cause everyone else is [01:25] cut [01:25] keep [01:25] cut [01:25] cut [01:25] neutral [01:25] cut [01:25] cut [01:25] -> [Majel] PING [01:25]  STUCK now gets status: "It's cut!". [01:25]  2 keeps (22%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 6 cuts (67%) [[2 mutes ] [01:25] * littlestar tapdances, because no one else is [01:25] * _8_of_12_ does a conga line across #sevtrek [01:25]  Sevoen asks about UNCLOGGING  [01:25]  "UNCLOGGING the shower drain" [01:25] <_8_of_12_> cut [01:25] cut [01:25] neutral [01:25] cut [01:26] cut [01:26] neutral [01:26] * Sevoen can't dance [01:26] cut [01:26] cut [01:26] oh...doesn't matter [01:26] * Furbs wont dance [01:26] * Sevoen sings! [01:26]  UNCLOGGING now gets status: "It's cut!". [01:26]  0 keeps (0%) -- 2 neutrals (25%) -- 6 cuts (75%) [[3 mutes ] [01:26] * littlestar really can't dance. However, I won't let that stop me! (c: [01:26]  sevbeertje asks about URGE  [01:26]  "That intense URGE to drink out of the toilet." [01:26] keep [01:26] cut [01:26] cuit [01:26] cut [01:26] keep [01:26] cut [01:26] <_8_of_12_> cut ! [01:26] cut [01:26] not boild [01:26] Oy oy oy... [01:26] Will ANY punchline survive? [01:26] whatever... [01:26] I don't know [01:26] Weed"wacker" did. [01:26] neutral [01:27]  URGE now gets status: "It's cut!". [01:27]  2 keeps (25%) -- 1 neutrals (12%) -- 5 cuts (62%) [[3 mutes ] [01:27]  Now in FINAL mode. [01:27] <_8_of_12_> None are worth it... [01:27] One has [01:27]  Sevoen requested the shortlist: [01:27]  SHAVE [75%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:27] vote4 shave [01:27] This is tough. [01:27] <_8_of_12_> Winner by default. [01:27] shave one [01:27] vote4 shave [01:27] Shave winds... [01:27] won [01:27] Vote4 shave! [01:27] D'oh. [01:27] winds really? [01:27] vote4 shave [01:27] vote4 shave [01:27] Gah, smeg off, Majel! [01:28] Hairy winds, huh? [01:28] shave won [01:28] lol [01:28] <_8_of_12_> vote4 shave [01:28] vote4 shave [01:28] Go, shave, go. [01:28] <_8_of_12_> vote4 Himbawocka [01:28] vote4 ... [01:28] SHAVE won [01:28] * littlestar ... [01:28] vote4 me [01:28] vote qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm [01:28] <_8_of_12_> vote4 much [01:28] Err... [01:28] vote4 qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm [01:28]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [01:28]  SHAVE scored 6 vote(s). [01:28]  Votes cast: 6 Judges present: 11 [01:28] Why, my dear littlestar? [01:28]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [01:28]  SHAVE scored 6 vote(s). [01:28] whatever, 'jelly. [01:28] Gerronwiddit.. [01:28]  Votes cast: 6 Judges present: 11 [01:28] Majel's lagging incredibly [01:28] Shall I switch to Marina? [01:28] yes! *** Loaded popup 'c:\mirc\marinapop.ini' [01:29] Sevbeertje: Marina popups [01:29] Lagging? Hah! I'm voting you off the island, Majel (c: [01:29]  Now in OFF mode. [01:29] Heehee... [01:29] * _8_of_12_ hits Majel with a cheese shovel until she catches up with the rest of us [01:29] Blach! Not Survivor! [01:29] whats with you and cheese 8 [01:29] what will Marina do? [01:29] Now, Majel, pickan number between 1 and 10... [01:29] I'll vote the shovel off the island too [01:29] Eet kaas! [01:29] *** Marina (majel@d33133.dtk.chello.nl) has joined #sevtrek [01:29]  Now in OFF mode. [01:29]  I (Marina v3.0.157C) have now taken control of this channel. You will comply. [01:29] Sevvivor... HHHMMMMMMMMM...... [01:29] ok [01:29] Hehe! [01:29] <_8_of_12_> I defend people from the cheesy punchlines with my cheese shovel. :) [01:29] hello Marina [01:29]  Now in OFF mode. [01:29] err, pick a number [01:29]  Retrieving punchlines for competition THEPITS, please stand by... [01:29]  Retrieval THEPITS competition complete. [01:29]  Sevoen requested the shortlist: [01:30] ahhh right.......ok [01:30]  BLONDE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:30]  BLOW [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:30]  DOOR [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:30]  MUCH [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:30]  WISH [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:30]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [01:30] *** Marina changes topic to 'Sev Judging is now in Session.' *** Loaded popup 'c:\mirc\majelpop.ini' [01:30] Ugh! [01:30]  Now in OFF mode. [01:30]  ===== The voting is now over! ===== [01:30] *** Majel changes topic to 'The next judging session is on Saturday at 9 AM Eastern Australian time. For more information on the judging sessions go to http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/sevtrek/judge.asp.' [01:30]  Disengaging #sevtrek uplink... [01:30] *** Majel (majel@c18759076.telekabel.chello.nl) has left #sevtrek (···Terminating connection···) *** Loaded popup 'c:\mirc\marinapop.ini' [01:30] <_8_of_12_> MUCH [01:30] Someone keeps trying to send me porn! [01:30] Blaaaaaaah! [01:30] BB - !?! [01:30] where?? [01:30] <_8_of_12_> LAGGGGGGGGG [01:30] euhm...what was that? [01:30]  Sevoen asks about BLONDE  [01:30]  "Lance: I wonder if she's a BLONDE... Wayne: A few keystrokes and she will be." [01:30] keep [01:30] <_8_of_12_> cut [01:30] It's getting annoying. [01:30] cut [01:30] Who is it? I wanna know that nice... hideous person =P [01:30] cut [01:30] keep [01:30] keep [01:30] keep [01:30] I put Majel offline now, and Marina is back online [01:31] Just listen to her, she works as well [01:31] keep [01:31] Oy. [01:31] ok [01:31] <_8_of_12_> Would Wayne know the word keystroke? [01:31]  BLONDE now gets status: "Keep it!". [01:31]  5 keeps (62%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (38%) [[3 mutes ] [01:31] but will she listen to me? [01:31] Hmm. Point. [01:31] Nah. [01:31] Try... [01:31] she doesn't [01:31] <_8_of_12_> Too much of a computer term for him [01:32] She should... I'll take over otherwise... [01:32] Yawn. Tired. [01:32] Hello from the ceta-thingie! [01:32] she doesn't....strange enough [01:32] <_8_of_12_> ls, can I phone you? [01:32]  Sevoen asks about BLOW  [01:32]  "Lance: I wonder if she's good looking? Wayne: Well, I don't want to BLOW my own trumpet..." [01:32] keep [01:32] cut [01:32] cut [01:32] <_8_of_12_> cut [01:32] cut [01:32] Strange... [01:32] You take over then [01:32] cut [01:32] Yup [01:32] Yeah - I'll be backat uni Sundayif you wanna talk... [01:32] keep [01:33]  BLOW now gets status: "It's cut!". [01:33]  2 keeps (29%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (71%) [[4 mutes ] [01:33] <_8_of_12_> cool it's a date. [01:33]  Sevoen asks about DOOR  [01:33]  "Lance: It's like she knows me! Wayne: Just like the girl next DOOR!" [01:33] <_8_of_12_> Errr... I mean, I'll phone you. [01:33] <_8_of_12_> cut [01:33] keep [01:33] cut [01:33] cut [01:33] cut [01:33] Alrighty then (c: [01:33] I said, Dolphin said hello [01:33] keep [01:33] keep [01:33] neutral [01:33] <_8_of_12_> Hello Anji!!! [01:33] I say hello back to Dophin [01:33] <_8_of_12_> She just called to say she loves me. :) [01:33] Say "Good fjdghsiherjgkjhgudhfgdjgh" from me. [01:34] It's an ancient Tupish greeting. [01:34] *** Furbs (lee@dyn18-ras17.screaming.net) Quit (bye bye people) [01:34] Say "Good fjdghsiherjgkjhgudhfgdjgh" from me. [01:34]  DOOR now gets status: "Keep for now.". [01:34]  3 keeps (43%) -- 1 neutrals (14%) -- 3 cuts (43%) [[3 mutes ] [01:34]  Sevoen asks about MUCH  [01:34]  "Lance: We have so MUCH in common! Wayne: More than you would believe!" [01:34] <_8_of_12_> keep !!!!! [01:34] Yes. That's what I said. [01:34] keep [01:34] keep [01:34] <_8_of_12_> :) [01:34] Hi, 8. Use the cheese shovel wisely [01:34] keep [01:34] So much for not being bvious, 8. [01:34] That's from her.. [01:34] keep [01:34] obvious [01:34] Oh, this is Eight's punchline? Well, I'll cut, then! (c: [01:34] keep [01:35] * _8_of_12_ twirls cheese shovel like the sacred tool it is [01:35] I can't type today... [01:35]  MUCH now gets status: "Keep it!". [01:35]  6 keeps (100%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 0 cuts (0%) [[4 mutes ] [01:35] doesn't matter [01:35]  Sevoen asks about WISH  [01:35]  "Lance: WISH she could be next to me everyday! Wayne: Wish Granted!" [01:35] keep [01:35] keep [01:35] keep [01:35] <_8_of_12_> I wasn't being obvious, I just really like that punchline [01:35] keep [01:35] keep [01:35] keep [01:35] <_8_of_12_> cut [01:35] Oh. Of course, excuse me. :| [01:35] littlestar, Dolphin told me to narf you... :-P [01:35] keep [01:35]  WISH now gets status: "Keep it!". [01:35]  7 keeps (88%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 1 cuts (12%) [[2 mutes ] [01:36]  Now in FINAL mode. [01:36]  Sevoen requested the shortlist: [01:36]  BLONDE [62%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:36]  DOOR [43%, 0] "Keep for now." [01:36]  MUCH [100%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:36]  WISH [88%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:36] <_8_of_12_> narf you? Is that something like 'let's get it on'? [01:36] <_8_of_12_> vote4 much [01:36] vote4 much [01:36] vote4 door [01:36] vote4 wish] [01:36] Eek. But...I thought that...I don't want to take our friendship to THAT stage quite yet... (c: [01:36] vote4 wish [01:36] vote4 wish [01:36] vote4 much [01:36] vote4 much [01:36] vote4 blonde [01:36] Oh dear (c: [01:36] vote4 door [01:36] vote4 much [01:36] *** AnjiLynn (dolphin_81@gl-162-195.greatlakes.net) has joined #sevtrek [01:36] *** Robot101 (rob@host62-7-97-5.btinternet.com) Quit (Ping timeout for Robot101[host62-7-97-5.btinternet.com]) [01:36] HI [01:36] <_8_of_12_> Dolphin!!!! [01:37] Hullo, Dolphin [01:37] Hello Dolphin [01:37] Hi, fish. [01:37] Hello, 8. [01:37]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [01:37]  DOOR scored 2 vote(s). [01:37]  MUCH scored 5 vote(s). [01:37]  WISH scored 2 vote(s). [01:37]  Votes cast: 9 Judges present: 10 [01:37] Don't narf me! [01:37] I'm not a fish, Erin. [01:37] * AnjiLynn narfs littlestar [01:37] Dolphin, fish, same thing. [01:37] * _8_of_12_ hugs Dolphin and jumps around in circles. It's you, it's you, it's you!! [01:37] Grr! [01:37] Eep! [01:37] >=) [01:37] Any other votes? [01:37] Well, I've been narfed. [01:37] Yes, 8... it's me. [01:37] I would say much won... [01:37] MUCH wins [01:37]  Now in OFF mode. [01:37]  Retrieving punchlines for competition TWIST, please stand by... [01:37]  Retrieval TWIST competition complete. [01:37]  Sevoen requested the shortlist: [01:37]  BACK [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:37]  BBQ [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:37] Congrats [01:37]  EYES [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:37]  FIRED [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:37]  GAS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:37]  HARBOUR [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:37]  SNEEZE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:38]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [01:38]  Sevoen asks about BACK  [01:38] <_8_of_12_> Hmm? Oh! Woohoo! [01:38]  "Alright, BACK to Athens..." [01:38] keep [01:38] Where's the finalist punchlines page? [01:38] <_8_of_12_> keep [01:38] cut [01:38] cut [01:38] keep [01:38] http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/punchlines.asp [01:38] keep [01:38] cut [01:38] <_8_of_12_> http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/punchlines.asp [01:38] brb [01:38] *** MattNelson (pdnelson@ppp-273.icehouse.net) Quit (Leaving) [01:38] Oh, keep, it's a great line... (c: [01:38] http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/punchlines.asp [01:38]  BACK now gets status: "Keep it!". [01:38]  4 keeps (57%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (43%) [[2 mutes ] [01:38] Really, littledart? :-) [01:38]  Sevoen asks about BBQ  [01:38]  "Oh, that's just great. Barry, fetch the BBQ lighter!" [01:38] cut [01:38] keep [01:38] <_8_of_12_> cut [01:38] cut [01:39] <_8_of_12_> Since it's in Australia, it should be Bruce fetch the BBQ lighter. :) [01:39] keep [01:39] Huh? [01:39] cut [01:39] <_8_of_12_> Bruce. [01:39] Chuck another shrimp on the flame [01:39]  BBQ now gets status: "It's cut!". [01:39]  2 keeps (33%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (67%) [[3 mutes ] [01:39] I repeat, huh? [01:39]  Sevoen asks about EYES  [01:39]  "EYES of the world, Mark. Eyes of the world..." [01:39] keep [01:39] a BBQ is a fier under some gril things...why do you need a lighter? [01:39] cut [01:39] <_8_of_12_> The name Bruce is a very Australian name [01:39] cut [01:39] littlestar! ':-) [01:39] <_8_of_12_> cut [01:39] Oh... [01:39] Eh? [01:40] cut [01:40] Well, Barry isn't exactly common anywhere. [01:40] Chuck another shrimp on the flame [01:40]  EYES now gets status: "It's cut!". [01:40]  1 keeps (20%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (80%) [[4 mutes ] [01:40] Ah (c: [01:40]  Sevoen asks about FIRED  [01:40]  "Unlike the torch, you're FIRED." [01:40] keep [01:40] <_8_of_12_> cut [01:40] keep [01:40] keep [01:40] keep [01:40] * _8_of_12_ digs the cheese [01:40] keep [01:40] May I narf? [01:40] If you want to... [01:40] *bad thoughts* [01:40] keep [01:40] be carefull there [01:40]  FIRED now gets status: "Keep it!". [01:40]  6 keeps (86%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 1 cuts (14%) [[2 mutes ] [01:40] But you just narfed me! [01:41]  Sevoen asks about GAS  [01:41]  "Okay, who forgot to pay the GAS bill?" [01:41] cut [01:41] Hmph! [01:41] oh my [01:41] I'm feeling narf-deprived. [01:41] cut [01:41] <_8_of_12_> keep [01:41] cut [01:41] cut [01:41] cut [01:41]  GAS now gets status: "It's cut!". [01:41]  1 keeps (17%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (83%) [[3 mutes ] [01:41] cut [01:41]  Sevoen asks about HARBOUR  [01:41]  "I told you the final leg across the HARBOUR was a mistake." [01:41] keep [01:41] <_8_of_12_> cut [01:41] cut [01:41] keep [01:41] cut [01:41] cut [01:41] cut [01:41]  HARBOUR now gets status: "It's cut!". [01:41]  2 keeps (29%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (71%) [[2 mutes ] [01:42]  Sevoen asks about SNEEZE  [01:42]  "He could have held off on that SNEEZE!" [01:42] cut [01:42] cut [01:42] cut [01:42] keep [01:42] <_8_of_12_> cut [01:42] cut [01:42] keep [01:42]  SNEEZE now gets status: "It's cut!". [01:42]  2 keeps (29%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (71%) [[2 mutes ] [01:42]  Now in FINAL mode. [01:42]  Sevoen requested the shortlist: [01:42]  BACK [57%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:42]  FIRED [86%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:42] vote4 fired [01:42] <_8_of_12_> vote4 back [01:42] vite4 back [01:42] vote4 fired [01:42] I have set my mind on fire [01:42] vote4 back [01:42] vote4 back [01:42] vote4 fired [01:42] vote4 fired [01:42] Go, back, go! (c: [01:42] * littlestar chants [01:42] go back? [01:42] vote4 back [01:42]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [01:42]  BACK scored 3 vote(s). [01:42]  FIRED scored 4 vote(s). [01:42]  Votes cast: 7 Judges present: 9 [01:42] You're FIRED! [01:43] Insufficient data. I need more votes. [01:43] no, you're fried. =) [01:43] friendly [01:43] Tally them again. [01:43] <_8_of_12_> I count five vouws for back [01:43]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [01:43]  BACK scored 4 vote(s). [01:43]  FIRED scored 4 vote(s). [01:43]  Votes cast: 8 Judges present: 9 [01:43] sevqueen? [01:43] Sevqueen... [01:43] no option... even if the mute votesd [01:43] voted [01:43] Baaaaaaaack! [01:44] This is one for the Sevqueen. Even I admit her power. [01:44] Oy. [01:44]  Now in OFF mode. [01:44] * littlestar whacks head on table [01:44] *** Robot101 (rob@host62-7-97-5.btinternet.com) has joined #sevtrek [01:44] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Robot101 [01:44] Everything goes to Wendy these days! [01:44] Alright, any important stuff? [01:44] yep [01:44] Yeah. Umm...but it's classified. [01:44] TELL THAT NOW, OR SHUT UP UNTIL NEXT WEEK! [01:44] Joeno, you don't have any idea why Marina won't listen to me? [01:44] Ok, I'll tell it now [01:44] BUUUURP! [01:44] Speak now, or forever hold your narf! (c; [01:45] yuch [01:45] . [01:45] .. [01:45] Yuck... I don't want to hold my narf... that's sick. [01:45] You got a rotating IP. Marina isn't set up for that yet... [01:45] <_8_of_12_> You don't push her buttons right, beer [01:45] ok...sorry for that [01:45] oh dear... [01:45] * Sevoen giggles [01:45] Hey, what olanguage are majel and marina in? [01:45] Isn't your fault. Rather your ISP.... [01:45] No o =/ [01:45] * littlestar chuckles. It's all in your mind...the meaning of narf, that is... [01:45] mIRC scripting and aliasing [01:46] I'll ask them to stop it from rotating [01:46] Does it have a name? [01:46] Wait a moment... [01:46] (yawn) [01:46] *** AnjiLynn is now known as Narfacean [01:46] we're done soon... [01:46] early... [01:46] Also, you don't use the right popups... Majel doesn't get a command from you... [01:46] *** Sevoen is now known as _oen_ [01:47] <_oen_> Are you sure you don't have the Majel popups on? [01:47] *** MattNelson (pdnelson@ppp-273.icehouse.net) has joined #sevtrek [01:47] no, I'm sure of that [01:47] zzz... [01:47] Hallo, I've returned. [01:47] <_8_of_12_> Welcome back [01:47] <_oen_> Try it now... [01:47] *** sevbeertje is now known as beertje [01:47] Session over? [01:47] <_oen_> Yup. Putting Marina offline now... [01:47] *** Blueberrie was kicked by Blueberrie (Shoeberrie) [01:47] <_8_of_12_> to the place where your dreams are at [01:47]  Now in OFF mode. [01:47]  ===== The voting is now over! ===== [01:47] *** Marina changes topic to 'The next judging session is on Saturday at 9 AM Eastern Australian time. For more information on the judging sessions go to http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/sevtrek/judge.asp.' [01:47]  Disengaging #sevtrek uplink... [01:47] *** Blueberrie (me@226-132.adsl2.netlojix.net) has joined #sevtrek [01:47] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Blueberrie [01:47] *** Marina (majel@d33133.dtk.chello.nl) has left #sevtrek (···Terminating connection···)