Session Start: Sat Sep 30 01:06:29 2000 [01:06] * Logging #sevtrek to '#sevtrek.log' [01:06] sorry! [01:06] Dang, DL. Harsh. [01:06] I was reading my junk mail [01:06] *** Majel changes topic to 'Sev Judging is now in Session.' [01:06] Yay! Great job, Cetacean! [01:06] May I point out I am confused? [01:06] Why? [01:06] Zara; you may =) [01:06]  Now in OFF mode. [01:06]  Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREKTV, please stand by... [01:06]  Retrieval SEVTREKTV competition complete. [01:06]  Sevacean requested the shortlist: [01:06]  GIRL [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:06]  ALWAYS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:06]  CHEST [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:06]  DIE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:06]  EVERYTHING [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:06]  FIGURES [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:06]  RIP [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:06]  YEARS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:06]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [01:07] Sevacean? WOW, a... sev ceta-thingie! [01:07]  Sevacean asks about GIRL  [01:07]  "Quirk: It's no use! I always get the GIRL. (john, please DON'T DO DOUBLE PUNCHWORDS AGAIN)" [01:07] Yes...! [01:07] Zara, do you have the internet page http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/punchlines.asp open? [01:07] Sevecean, hehe, Farscape would make a nice sev series. Sevscape [01:07] cut [01:07] LOL! [01:07] keep [01:07] :=) [01:07] cut [01:07] keep [01:07] keep [01:07] keep [01:07] ROTFL! [01:07] cut [01:07] I like this punchline already =) [01:07] keep [01:07] keep [01:08] ofcourse that last bit won't be in the strip, eh [01:08] Especially the last part :-) [01:08] LOL [01:08] Why not? :-) [01:08] Because! =) [01:08] keep [01:08]  GIRL now gets status: "Keep it!". [01:08]  7 keeps (70%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (30%) [[3 mutes ] [01:08] * NovaFlash whacks Joeno =) [01:08] :-( [01:08] Poor John. I wonder if any other online cartoonists' readers are this demanding? [01:08]  Sevacean asks about ALWAYS  [01:08]  "Spoock: I am in pong-farr...why are you fighting? Quirk: I am *ALWAYS* in pong-farr!" [01:08] hehehe =) [01:08] keep [01:08] cut [01:08] no, we're the worst =) [01:08] I love this one [01:08] * Joeno SIaps NovaFlash around a bit with a large trout. [01:08] cut [01:08] Spoock? [01:08] keep ! [01:08] keep [01:08] keep [01:08] me too [01:08] keep [01:08] keep [01:09] what's siapping, Joeno? [01:09] details... details [01:09] He nitpicks, so we nitpick :-) [01:09] *** WooHoo has joined #sevtrek [01:09] He nitpicks, so we picknick. [01:09] Something to avoid a certain script [01:09] Welcome back Rebecca [01:09] Which I still want... :-) [01:09] thanks! what's up? [01:09] we are in the middle of the Sev Trek TV contest thingee. [01:09] ALWAYS [01:09] And Zara is confused.. [01:09] keep [01:09] *** WoHo has quit IRC (Ping timeout for WoHo[t2o86p69.telia.com]) [01:09]  Well since you asked: the current punchline is ALWAYS  [01:09]  "Spoock: I am in pong-farr...why are you fighting? Quirk: I am *ALWAYS* in pong-farr!" [01:09] Zara, what is the problem? [01:10] cut [01:10] We could try to help, some way... :-) [01:10] cut [01:10]  ALWAYS now gets status: "Keep it!". [01:10]  7 keeps (64%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (36%) [[2 mutes ] [01:10] Zara; it's very simple, really. Have http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/punclines.asp open. You can see the punchlines there. We go through them one by one, and then you can place a vote; cut, keep, or neutral. Majel will count your vote, and then we'll see if it passes or not. [01:10]  Sevacean asks about CHEST  [01:10]  "Quirk: I don't think my CHEST is showing enough. Slice me again." [01:10] keep [01:10] cut [01:10] cut [01:10] keep [01:10] Dumb [01:10] cut [01:10] cut [01:10] cut [01:10] narf [01:10] i mean.. [01:10] cut [01:10] keep [01:10] keep [01:11] my irc is lagging [01:11] * DeaDLocK narfs nova right back [01:11] Boink [01:11] Don't narf in public! [01:11] "Mirror Mirror"... Uhura is lovely dressed here =] [01:11] nooo, stay away from me, you freak! =) [01:11] That's not Uhura. [01:11]  CHEST now gets status: "It's cut!". [01:11]  4 keeps (40%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (60%) [[3 mutes ] [01:11] We have a PG-Rating! [01:11] It's Spock's luv [01:11] whahahahhahahah@nova bottle [01:11] * Joeno slaps DeaDLocK around a bit with a large trout [01:11]  Sevacean asks about DIE  [01:11]  "Spook: Prepare to DIE and have extremely clean ears." [01:11] cut [01:11] keep [01:11] cut [01:11] * NovaFlash unlocks deadlock [01:11] keep [01:11] cut [01:11] cut [01:11] cut [01:11] keep [01:11] neutral [01:12] keep [01:12] Now you're a zombie, deadlock [01:12] keep [01:12] cut [01:12] lol [01:12] JC? [01:12] And you are Fries [01:12] I like this one [01:12] whahahhahahahahahha [01:12] never mind =) [01:12]  DIE now gets status: "It's cut!". [01:12]  5 keeps (42%) -- 1 neutrals (8%) -- 6 cuts (50%) [[1 mutes ] [01:12] as long as you don't eat me [01:12] Sevacean, is that from Sebacean? [01:12]  Sevacean asks about EVERYTHING  [01:12]  "Quirk: Does EVERYTHING with you Velcrons involves ears?" [01:12] cut [01:12] keep [01:12] ! [01:12] cut [01:12] cut [01:12] cut [01:12] keep [01:12] keep!! [01:12] keep [01:13] WooHoo: revote =) [01:13] Deadlock; what was the race called again in Farscape? Sabation? sebacean? I don't know the spelling...of the peacekeepers [01:13] keep [01:13] sebacean [01:13] keep [01:13] it is [01:13] I LOVE this one [01:13] keep [01:13] Cebacean, I thought. [01:13] Sevacean??? [01:13] (my first JS) [01:13] woohoo; please retype your vote without the !!'s [01:13] No, go to www.bbc.co.uk/farscape [01:13] She did [01:13] or www.farscape.com [01:13] neutral [01:13] oh okay :) [01:13] This is a cetaccateteacaetaceatea.. ceta-thingie [01:13] Ah. I was guessing. At least I was close. =) [01:13] keep [01:13] A cetacean. Thus, Sevacean. [01:13]  EVERYTHING now gets status: "Keep it!". [01:13]  7 keeps (58%) -- 1 neutrals (8%) -- 4 cuts (33%) [[1 mutes ] [01:13] suh tay shun =) [01:14]  Sevacean asks about FIGURES  [01:14]  "Quirk: FIGURES - Velcrons fighting with huge ear cleaners." [01:14] ct [01:14] cut [01:14] cut ... [01:14] Lagmatula itcalavitch [01:14] Just like this Big Oen becomes Sevoen [01:14] cut [01:14] cut [01:14] No comments! [01:14] cut [01:14] neutral [01:14] cut [01:14] aahhh [01:14] alshetmaargeilismagalles? [01:14] keep [01:14] cut [01:14] Precies [01:14] keep [01:14] keep [01:14] cut ! [01:14] *** Robot101 has joined #sevtrek [01:14] *** WoHo has joined #sevtrek [01:14] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Robot101 [01:14] I wonder what Americans will make of 'precies' [01:14]  Well since you asked: the current punchline is FIGURES  [01:14]  "Quirk: FIGURES - Velcrons fighting with huge ear cleaners." [01:14] keep [01:14] Deadlock: I understand too... and might be tempted to translate... [01:14]  FIGURES now gets status: "It's cut!". [01:14]  4 keeps (33%) -- 1 neutrals (8%) -- 7 cuts (58%) [[3 mutes ] [01:15] do so please! [01:15] Same for you, Nova ;-) [01:15] Where's joeno from? [01:15] narf me =) [01:15]  Sevacean asks about RIP  [01:15]  "Quirk: I was going to... RIP my own shirt but... thanks for the help." [01:15] cut [01:15] cut [01:15] cut [01:15] cut [01:15] keep [01:15] Holland too, nw-Veluwe [01:15] neutral [01:15] Holland..uh..what's that narfplace called again? [01:15] neutral [01:15] cut [01:15] Ahh, ikke Heerde [01:15] and you? [01:15] cut [01:15] Nijkerkerveen [01:15] That's no-Veluwe [01:15] keep [01:15] If it means anything to you [01:15] Nijkerkerveen, been there once [01:15] neutral [01:15] cut [01:16] Deadlock; let me guess..by train? [01:16] Really? [01:16] Not that there is a train-station here... [01:16] JC? [01:16] *** WooHoo has quit IRC (Ping timeout for WooHoo[t3o86p57.telia.com]) [01:16] Perhaps because of Starlight, that is near here...? [01:16] Not by train, by car I think [01:16] Nijkerkerveen, neer harderwijk [01:16]  RIP now gets status: "It's cut!". [01:16]  2 keeps (17%) -- 3 neutrals (25%) -- 7 cuts (58%) [[2 mutes ] [01:16] near harderwijk [01:16] Yes... [01:16]  Sevacean asks about YEARS  [01:16]  "Spook: Just once in seven YEARS, let me have a date!!!" [01:16] keep [01:16] keep [01:16] keep ! [01:17] keep ! [01:17] keep [01:17] keep [01:17] keep [01:17] keep !! [01:17] keep [01:17] keep !!! [01:17] cut [01:17] keep [01:17] Boo! [01:17] This is a winner, I think.... [01:17] keep [01:17] I feel so unique.. [01:17] cut [01:17] do we have to vote4 still? :=) [01:17]  YEARS now gets status: "Keep it!". [01:17]  11 keeps (85%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (15%) [[1 mutes ] [01:17] LOL! [01:17] Noo [01:17]  Now in FINAL mode. [01:17] Two cut it... [01:17] =] [01:17]  Sevacean requested the shortlist: [01:17]  GIRL [70%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:17]  ALWAYS [64%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:17]  EVERYTHING [58%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:17]  YEARS [85%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:17] vote4 years [01:17] vote4 years [01:17] Wizzard; no, we don't =P [01:17] vote4 girls [01:17] vote4 years [01:17] vote4 always [01:17] vote4 girl [01:17] vote4 years [01:17] vote4 YEARS [01:17] It's just fun... [01:18]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [01:18]  GIRL scored 1 vote(s). [01:18]  ALWAYS scored 1 vote(s). [01:18]  YEARS scored 5 vote(s). [01:18]  Votes cast: 7 Judges present: 14 [01:18] vote4 always [01:18] Well that's obvious [01:18] lotsa mutes... [01:18] yeah [01:18]  EVERYTHING now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [01:18] true [01:18] mesa need more nicotine [01:18] A LOT of mutes... they need to vote first, I think... [01:18] then SMOKE [01:18] vote4 years [01:18] nicotine is bad... [01:18] VOTE VOTE VOTE [01:18] vote4 years [01:18] =) [01:18] Insufficient data. I need more votes. [01:18] vote4 years anyways [01:18] vote, people, vote [01:18] people, people, people [01:19] oh wait, that's not right [01:19] vote, vote, vote [01:19] you're doing a campaign, Nova? [01:19]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [01:19]  ALWAYS scored 2 vote(s). [01:19]  YEARS scored 8 vote(s). [01:19]  Votes cast: 10 Judges present: 14 [01:19] yaay =) [01:19] We together [01:19] I think we have a winner... [01:19] YEARS wins [01:19] We can CHANGE this world together, people! [01:19] vote4 me!! [01:19] YEARS wins [01:19] yups [01:19] *spoons Nova* [01:19] cookie [01:19] kc [01:19] No, don't vote4 him, vote4 me! [01:19] vote Zara for president of the world? [01:19] vote4 Ralph Nader [01:20] vote4 Johan Draaisma [01:20] *** Joeno is now known as TheBigOen [01:20] or Gore [01:20] The Big Oen will overwhelm you all! [01:20] lol [01:20] zara for president...meeting all your anti hugging needs [01:20] I like how Gore resembles the dutch word Goor, which means dirty. [01:20] Yes, Zara. [01:20]  Now in OFF mode. [01:20]  Retrieving punchlines for competition ROUND199, please stand by... [01:20]  Retrieval ROUND199 competition complete. [01:20]  Sevacean requested the shortlist: [01:20]  BARF [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:20]  CLEAVAGE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:20]  DOCTOR [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:20]  HONOR [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:20]  REAL [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:20]  SHINY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:20]  THANK [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:20]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [01:20] hehehe. I'ts also a town rmember? [01:20]  Sevacean asks about BARF  [01:20]  "Lursa: Why does BARF find them attractive? B'Etor: Must have been dropped on his forehead once!" [01:20] yeah but goor is better =) [01:20] cut [01:20] cut [01:21] cut [01:21] cut [01:21] keep [01:21] cut [01:21] cut [01:21] *** WooHoo has joined #sevtrek [01:21] cut ! [01:21] eh? [01:21]  Well since you asked: the current punchline is BARF  [01:21]  "Lursa: Why does BARF find them attractive? B'Etor: Must have been dropped on his forehead once!" [01:21] I am sure this one will be kept! :-) [01:21] Insufficient data. I need more votes. [01:21] cut :) oh i already said that [01:22] :=) [01:22] You might be right Oen [01:22] Nova, what about Al Gore, are you Al Gore? ben jij al goor? [01:22] keep [01:22] cut cut cut cut cut cut kut cut cut cut cut? [01:22] hehe [01:22] cut [01:22] heb je jeltzien? kennedie? =) [01:22] *** WoHo has quit IRC (Ping timeout for WoHo[t4o86p119.telia.com]) [01:22] Lots of mutes... [01:22]  BARF now gets status: "It's cut!". [01:22]  2 keeps (20%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 8 cuts (80%) [[4 mutes ] [01:22] Ik ken wel Frans, maar Frans ken mij nie he [01:22] *Sigh* [01:22]  Sevacean asks about CLEAVAGE  [01:22]  "Lursa: Human women have no honor! B'tor: And no visible CLEAVAGE!" [01:22] bloop. [01:23] keep [01:23] keep [01:23] cut [01:23] cut [01:23] keep [01:23] cut [01:23] Als 8er vliegen vliegen vliegen, vliegen vliegen vliegen achterna [01:23] cut [01:23] Though... could we put this in, actually? [01:23] cut [01:23] i like the next punchline better =) [01:23] *** Mark has joined #SevTrek [01:23] *grumbles about Telia* [01:23] *** Hejira has quit IRC (fastlane.openprojects.net adams.openprojects.net) [01:23] *** MattN has quit IRC (fastlane.openprojects.net adams.openprojects.net) [01:23] Hi ya [01:23]  Well since you asked: the current punchline is CLEAVAGE  [01:23]  "Lursa: Human women have no honor! B'tor: And no visible CLEAVAGE!" [01:23] cut [01:23] Yes, next one is nice too [01:23] keep [01:23] Hello Mark [01:23]  CLEAVAGE now gets status: "It's cut!". [01:23]  4 keeps (40%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (60%) [[3 mutes ] [01:23] * Mark grins [01:23] Why couldn't we write this? [01:24]  Sevacean asks about DOCTOR  [01:24]  "Lursa: This is the ship's DOCTOR! B'Etor: Can't be, she's making me sick!" [01:24] keep [01:24] BOO! [01:24] keep [01:24] cut [01:24] *** Hejira has joined #sevtrek [01:24] aah [01:24] keep ! [01:24] keep [01:24] keep [01:24] cut [01:24] cut [01:24] *** MattN has joined #sevtrek [01:24] keep [01:24] neutral [01:24] keep [01:24] keep [01:24]  DOCTOR now gets status: "Keep it!". [01:24]  8 keeps (73%) -- 1 neutrals (9%) -- 2 cuts (18%) [[4 mutes ] [01:24] BigOen=BigOne [01:24] ??? [01:24] no [01:24] it's spelled right [01:24]  Sevacean asks about HONOR  [01:24]  "Lursa: "Where is the HONOR? The wrinkled forehead?" B'Etor: "... the exposed cleavage?"" [01:24] I KNOW NOVA [01:24] keep [01:24] cut [01:24] keep [01:24] cut [01:24] keep [01:24] He's a BigOen >=] [01:24] No, on the SB, my coloured name for Joeno looks like Oen [01:24] no [01:24] keep [01:24] it's spelled right [01:24] =) [01:25] =) [01:25] cut [01:25] And I played with it in a JS once, and there I became larger and larger, until I was a Big Oen [01:25] (or he HAS a BigOen... I'll find out soon) [01:25] hehe [01:25] JB, how would you want to do that? [01:25] keep [01:25] keep [01:25] keep [01:25] i am having bad thoughts, people [01:25] cut [01:25] * MattN sips from his digusting mug of milk... Yech. [01:25]  HONOR now gets status: "Keep it!". [01:25]  7 keeps (64%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (36%) [[4 mutes ] [01:25] You tell me, sweetie [01:25] 'i became larger and larger'...eh...shut up,, people =) [01:25] Yes, I understand... [01:26]  Sevacean asks about REAL  [01:26]  "Lursa: There is no way that's her REAL hair color. B'Etor: It is a good day to dye!" [01:26] So, are the Olympics openning ceremonies done yet? [01:26] Now you did it to me to, Nova... [01:26] cut [01:26] keep [01:26] keep [01:26] keep [01:26] neutral [01:26] neutal [01:26] keep ! [01:26] revote, Becky [01:26] keep [01:26] keep [01:26] *does Q imitation* ooh I'm soorrry, picard! [01:26] neutral [01:26] Are there any Klingoff's with other than black hair? [01:26] * WooHoo stares at spelling [01:26] keep [01:26] Yes, gray [01:26] Brown? [01:26] White [01:26]  REAL now gets status: "Keep it!". [01:26]  7 keeps (70%) -- 2 neutrals (20%) -- 1 cuts (10%) [[5 mutes ] [01:26] mark: gray, no hair at all... [01:27] Ok, that's something... [01:27] Yep. Gray haired are old clingoffs [01:27] Purple./ [01:27] * Mats-Trek don't like windows 98 [01:27] Green! [01:27] Anymore votes? [01:27] Octarine? [01:27]  Sevacean asks about SHINY  [01:27]  "Lursa: SHINY hair, smooth skin, even white teeth... B'Etor: Poor hideous thing!" [01:27] Mats-Trek should install windows 2000 then [01:27] Mats, have you fallen asleep again? [01:27] hmmm [01:27] cut [01:27] keep [01:27] hey, mats-trek; have you been able to email yet? [01:27] keep [01:27] keep [01:27] possibly [01:27] cut [01:27] keep [01:28] Win ME is smooth [01:28] * Robot101 is a registered Win ME salesman =) [01:28] keep [01:28] What won Sev Trek? [01:28] i like this one =) [01:28] keep [01:28] uh.. years i think, mark [01:28] YEARS [01:28] Thanks [01:28] 'YEARS' that is [01:28] * Robot101 has a certificate and mousemat to prove [01:28] * TheBigOen keeps a registration for when Majel doesn't listen anymore :-) [01:28] keep [01:28] *** DeaDLocK has quit IRC (Read error to DeaDLocK[vp227-175.worldonline.nl]: No route to host) [01:28] no... I don't understand what could be wrong... [01:28] I liked that one as well [01:28] Mark; have you been able to email using the @sevspace.com email addy yet? [01:28] I have not tried it yet [01:28] cut [01:28] well, then try =) [01:28] Insufficient data. I need more votes. [01:28] ohno, I'm lagging... [01:28] keep [01:28] Hint: joeno@sevspace.com [01:28]  SHINY now gets status: "Keep it!". [01:28]  8 keeps (73%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (27%) [[3 mutes ] [01:28] to whom? [01:28] I believe I am too... [01:29] oh dear! [01:29] Ok... [01:29]  Sevacean asks about THANK  [01:29]  "Lursa: Agh! Human Females are so ugly! B'Etor: Their males will THANK us when we blow up their ship." [01:29] yes? [01:29] oh yesYES YEEEES!!...uh...what's up? [01:29] someone ping me [01:29] keep [01:29] keep [01:29] keep [01:29] cut [01:29] These are good punchlines [01:29] cut [01:29] 4 seconds..oy [01:29] keep [01:29] 2 secs, Dolphin [01:29] neutral [01:29] 2secs [01:29] cut [01:29] Though I'm lagging too I believe... [01:30] keep [01:30] keep [01:30] it's the server, don't pay attention, just keep voting =) [01:30] Ok...the email to joeno@sevspace.com is off... [01:30] keep [01:30] oen: 3secs [01:30] NovaFlash: You're at 7 secs... [01:30]  THANK now gets status: "Keep it!". [01:30]  7 keeps (64%) -- 1 neutrals (9%) -- 3 cuts (27%) [[3 mutes ] [01:30] I saw... [01:30] and stop pinging please =) that slows it down even more [01:30] cut [01:30]  Now in FINAL mode. [01:30]  Sevacean requested the shortlist: [01:30]  DOCTOR [73%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:30]  HONOR [64%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:30]  REAL [70%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:30]  SHINY [73%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:30]  THANK [58%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:30] I should get it soon... [01:30] vote4 doctor [01:30] vote4 shiny [01:30] vite4 honor [01:30] vote4 shiny [01:30] Oen; that's because I always run TWO connections. If we were on ircnet now, i would have 0 ping. that's the price we'll have to pay =) [01:30] oops [01:30] vote4 thank [01:30] vote4 honor [01:31] vote4 doctor [01:31] vote4 doctor [01:31] vote4 real [01:31] ping? [01:31] Hmmm... [01:31] vote4 shiny [01:31] vote4 honor [01:31] vote4 honor [01:31] vote4 real [01:31]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [01:31]  DOCTOR scored 3 vote(s). [01:31]  HONOR scored 3 vote(s). [01:31]  REAL scored 1 vote(s). [01:31]  SHINY scored 2 vote(s). [01:31]  THANK scored 1 vote(s). [01:31]  Votes cast: 10 Judges present: 14 [01:31] vote, mutes! [01:31] vote4 real [01:31] Yes, ping, WooHoo. Ping is a way to measure the delay in milliseconds of information going to and from a server. [01:32] vote4 doctor [01:32]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [01:32]  DOCTOR scored 4 vote(s). [01:32]  HONOR scored 3 vote(s). [01:32]  REAL scored 2 vote(s). [01:32]  SHINY scored 2 vote(s). [01:32]  THANK scored 1 vote(s). [01:32]  Votes cast: 12 Judges present: 14 [01:32] cut THANK... [01:32] ah! me is tired, me ignores grammar [01:32] We should be thankless [01:32]  THANK now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [01:33] matt; could you revote please? [01:33] *** MattN has quit IRC (Ping timeout for MattN[ppp-164.icehouse.net]) [01:33] *** Marina has joined #sevtrek [01:34] that answers the question.. [01:34] *** Marina has left #sevtrek [01:34] cut shiny and real, dolphin =) [01:34]  REAL now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [01:34]  SHINY now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [01:34]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [01:34]  DOCTOR scored 4 vote(s). [01:34]  HONOR scored 3 vote(s). [01:34]  Votes cast: 7 Judges present: 13 [01:34] *** Nick2 has joined #sevtrek [01:34] Please vote =) [01:34] vote4 doctor [01:34] vote4 ..eh.. [01:34] vote4? [01:34] I believe I begin to notice two connections as well :-) [01:34] *** SevMark has joined #sevtrek [01:34] Ok...that was odd [01:34] vote4 honor [01:34] vote4 cleavage [01:34] DOCTOR and HONOR [01:34] vote4 honor [01:35] doctor is best =) [01:35] vote4 doctor [01:35] Nick - cleavage was eliminated [01:35] Yes :-) [01:35] *** MattN has joined #sevtrek [01:35] in my opinion, at least [01:35] welcome back matt [01:35] just doctor and honor left now [01:35] *** WoHo has joined #sevtrek [01:35]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [01:35]  DOCTOR scored 7 vote(s). [01:35]  HONOR scored 5 vote(s). [01:35]  Votes cast: 12 Judges present: 17 [01:35] Rrgg. [01:35] what's up? [01:35] I believe Openprojects isn't in its best state at the moment... [01:35] vote4 doctor [01:35] oh well. now we've got a substantial amount of votes to mke doctor win [01:35] Note: Mark is a ghost connection that should go away soon... SevMark=Mark [01:36] I believe my slagging Net connection keeps locking up. [01:36] yes, so should one of woohoo's... [01:36] Just as WoHo or WooHoo and Will_of_CBE [01:36]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [01:36]  DOCTOR scored 8 vote(s). [01:36]  HONOR scored 5 vote(s). [01:36]  Votes cast: 13 Judges present: 17 [01:36] Is that it, then? [01:36] *** craig has joined #sevtrek [01:36] That would make DOCTOR win [01:36] yes, move on [01:36] then it's "DOCTOR" [01:36] yeah, i don't see anoyone else vote anymore [01:36] That seems clear enough of a vote [01:36] Hi craig! [01:36]  Now in OFF mode. [01:36]  Retrieving punchlines for competition SCIFIMOVIES, please stand by... [01:36]  Retrieval SCIFIMOVIES competition complete. [01:36]  Sevacean requested the shortlist: [01:36]  DELETE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:36]  DRIVING [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:36]  FLEEING [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:36]  ME [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:36]  PILLS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:36]  RUNNER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:36]  TEACH [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:36]  VIRTUAL [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:36]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [01:36] Hey craig [01:36] Hello Craig [01:36] we're about to begin SciFi Movies [01:36]  Sevacean asks about DELETE  [01:36]  "Tank, DELETE the walls." [01:36] *** TheBigOen is now known as Joeno [01:36] (I just get disconnected all the time) [01:36] keep [01:36] keep [01:36] *** Will_of_CBE has quit IRC (fastlane.openprojects.net lackey.openprojects.net) [01:36] *** jc has quit IRC (fastlane.openprojects.net lackey.openprojects.net) [01:36] *** WooHoo has quit IRC (fastlane.openprojects.net lackey.openprojects.net) [01:36] *** Mark has quit IRC (fastlane.openprojects.net lackey.openprojects.net) [01:37] keep [01:37] split... [01:37] hmmm [01:37] yep [01:37] NARF! [01:37] neutral [01:37] Netsplit... [01:37] I have? [01:37] waaah!!! it's all happening so fast! [01:37] Poor JC [01:37] keep [01:37] cut [01:37] keep [01:37] ...the Pit? [01:37] keep [01:37]  DELETE now gets status: "Keep it!". [01:37]  6 keeps (75%) -- 1 neutrals (12%) -- 1 cuts (12%) [[6 mutes ] [01:37] *** Nick2 is now known as Will_of_CBE [01:37] wait till the split's over? [01:37] this is it...if netsplit isn't resolved in 5 minutes, we're changing servers next judging session! this server is lagging and weird [01:37] Well, its fast now...just wait [01:37] indeed [01:37] Strange. [01:37] Nova: I have we might be able to use... [01:37] cut [01:37] actually... those 6 mutes are people who didn't split [01:37] cool. as long as it's FAST [01:38] Though we might have to look at the bot-stuff [01:38] split? [01:38] Haven't had too much experience, but we could try... [01:38] It looks good [01:38]  DELETE now gets status: "Keep it!". [01:38]  6 keeps (67%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 2 cuts (22%) [[5 mutes ] [01:38] I'm VERY confused... [01:38] continue anyways, dolphin. but we need the mutes to VOTE [01:38]  Sevacean asks about DRIVING  [01:38]  "Am I DRIVING you up the wall..?" [01:38] keep [01:38] keep :) [01:38] cut [01:38] cut [01:38] cut [01:38] keep [01:38] keep [01:38] cut [01:38] cut [01:38] keep [01:39] 9 votes.. where are the rest of you? =) [01:39] keep [01:39] *scratches head* Now what? [01:39] keep on going [01:39] we're on scifi movies [01:39]  DRIVING now gets status: "Equal vote.". [01:39]  5 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (50%) [[4 mutes ] [01:39] keep [01:39] cut [01:39] *** Zara has left #sevtrek [01:39]  Sevacean asks about FLEEING  [01:39]  "It's kung fu fighting, not kung fu FLEEING!" [01:39] cut [01:39] keep [01:39] cut [01:39] cut [01:39] neutral [01:40] cut [01:40] keep =) i like this one [01:40] keep [01:40] *** SevMark has quit IRC (Read error to SevMark[starlight.ics.uci.edu]: Connection reset by peer) [01:40] neutral [01:40] this really is the finishing touch for openprojects [01:40] *** Mark has joined #SevTrek [01:40] cut [01:40]  FLEEING now gets status: "It's cut!". [01:40]  3 keeps (30%) -- 2 neutrals (20%) -- 5 cuts (50%) [[3 mutes ] [01:40] we're not coming back here again next time. it's worthless. [01:40]  Sevacean asks about ME  [01:40]  "No, I said, "You're driving ME up the wall!"" [01:40] keep [01:40] keep [01:40] I keep getting kicked off...strange [01:40] cut [01:40] cut (too close to DRIVING) [01:40] keep [01:40] keep [01:40] keep [01:41] mark; not your fault I think. [01:41] keep [01:41] the server is a mess. [01:41] * Mark nods [01:41] keep [01:41] cut [01:41] cut [01:41] Nova: I can find a few servers, but we have to figure out the bot-stuff in that case... [01:41]  ME now gets status: "Keep it!". [01:41]  7 keeps (64%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (36%) [[2 mutes ] [01:41] the bot stuff isn't a problem [01:41]  Sevacean asks about PILLS  [01:41]  "Just how many blue PILLS did you take?" [01:41] keep [01:41] cut [01:41] keep [01:41] keep [01:41] keep ! [01:41] neutral [01:41] keep [01:41] keep [01:41] You need permission for them... [01:42] simply type /server irc.whatever.com and the bots are configured =) [01:42] oh. [01:42] Ahhhh, drug humor. Now this is more like it. [01:42] keep [01:42] =) [01:42] cut [01:42]  PILLS now gets status: "Keep it!". [01:42]  7 keeps (70%) -- 1 neutrals (10%) -- 2 cuts (20%) [[3 mutes ] [01:42] *** WooHoo has joined #sevtrek [01:42] matt hears drugs... oy.. [01:42] And they are multiserver, so we need to look for one server to do it on... [01:42] we should flee in terror. YES! THAT would be the wisest course! [01:42]  Sevacean asks about RUNNER  [01:42]  "Forget it. I'm the best, you're just a RUNNER up." [01:42] aaaaaarh! I'm to tired for this fuss! [01:42] welcome back, woohoo. you should really really really kill your isp for disconnecting you all the time [01:42] neutral [01:42] cut [01:42] cut [01:42] cut [01:42] keep [01:42] cut [01:42] keep [01:42] cut [01:43] I must say I'm a little confused, I only see half of the dialogs... [01:43] cut [01:43]  RUNNER now gets status: "It's cut!". [01:43]  2 keeps (22%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 6 cuts (67%) [[5 mutes ] [01:43] what are we voting on? [01:43] BTW, I'm now looking through a few servers, so we might be able to switch during the JS, if needed... [01:43]  Well since you asked: the current punchline is RUNNER  [01:43]  "Forget it. I'm the best, you're just a RUNNER up." [01:43] on The Sevtrix [01:43] Sci-Fi Movies [01:43] Insufficient data. I need more votes. [01:44] *** WoHo has quit IRC (Ping timeout for WoHo[t3o86p57.telia.com]) [01:44] cut [01:44] keep [01:44]  RUNNER now gets status: "It's cut!". [01:44]  2 keeps (20%) -- 1 neutrals (10%) -- 7 cuts (70%) [[3 mutes ] [01:44] keep [01:44] Dang, this is one messed-up session... =\ [01:44] Kinda fun tho. =) [01:44] * WooHoo bangs head on desk [01:44] Yes.. [01:44]  Sevacean asks about TEACH  [01:44]  "Now you can do that I'll TEACH you to keep impossible sunglasses on" [01:44] Even with drugs [01:44] it's the blue pills! [01:44] keep [01:44] keep [01:44] cut [01:44] cut [01:44] *** Hejira has quit IRC (irc.linux.com adams.openprojects.net) [01:44] =) [01:44] cut [01:44] cut [01:44] keep [01:44] cut [01:44] oh, now MORE servers are quitting [01:45] cut [01:45] Ok, who didn't pay the server bill... [01:45]  TEACH now gets status: "It's cut!". [01:45]  3 keeps (33%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (67%) [[3 mutes ] [01:45] neutral [01:45] Nova, I'm now looking for bot-policies on the irc.sorcery.net--servers [01:45] I admit, I didn't =) [01:45] :-O [01:45]  TEACH now gets status: "It's cut!". [01:45]  3 keeps (30%) -- 1 neutrals (10%) -- 6 cuts (60%) [[2 mutes ] [01:45] okay [01:45] if there are any, ignore them =) [01:45] oh, and i'll run some speed tests on them later [01:45]  Sevacean asks about VIRTUAL  [01:45]  "You're gonna break your VIRTUAL neck!" [01:45] keep [01:45] keep [01:45] keep [01:45] neutral [01:45] cut [01:45] cut [01:45] keep [01:45] keep [01:45] *** Hejira has joined #sevtrek [01:45] cut [01:46] cut [01:46] welcome back! [01:46]  VIRTUAL now gets status: "Keep it!". [01:46]  5 keeps (50%) -- 1 neutrals (10%) -- 4 cuts (40%) [[3 mutes ] [01:46]  Now in FINAL mode. [01:46]  Sevacean requested the shortlist: [01:46]  DELETE [67%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:46]  DRIVING [50%, 0] "Equal vote." [01:46]  ME [64%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:46]  PILLS [70%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:46]  VIRTUAL [50%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:46] vote4 pills [01:46] vote4 me [01:46] vote4 pills [01:46] vote4 pills [01:46] It's probably that we just have to tell the admin of it about it, and it'll be alright then... [01:46] vote4 delet [01:46] vote4 delete [01:46] vote4 pills [01:46] vote4 pills [01:46] vote4 pills [01:46] vote4 delete [01:47] vote4 pills [01:47] I'll tell him that it's not a channel controlling bot; just an irc client running a script that only works ONCE a week. [01:47] vote4 delete [01:47] *** Hejira has left #sevtrek [01:47] do you have an email handy, perhaps? [01:47]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [01:47]  DELETE scored 3 vote(s). [01:47]  ME scored 1 vote(s). [01:47]  PILLS scored 6 vote(s). [01:47]  Votes cast: 10 Judges present: 12 [01:47] Nova, I know a server on it where we can put it... it's friendlly [01:47] This looks clear [01:47]  VIRTUAL now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [01:47] I propose irc.magicstar.net [01:47] (The bot, I mean) [01:47] is pills it? [01:47] I know some of the channel mods [01:47] hideout.sorcery.net [01:47] Hello [01:47] I think so... [01:47] Yaaah! [01:47] okay..uh. maybe if i could get all these servers addresses... [01:47] Lag! [01:47] Hi [01:47] oops =) [01:47] PILLS wins [01:47] What is going on? I have understood that there is some kind of fuss, but I don't get it.. [01:47] yes =)_ [01:47]  Now in OFF mode. [01:47]  Retrieving punchlines for competition ROUND103, please stand by... [01:47]  Retrieval ROUND103 competition complete. [01:47]  Sevacean requested the shortlist: [01:47]  ABDUCT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:47]  HIT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:47]  HOMER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:47]  LEAGUE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:47]  PARK [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:47]  PHONE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:47]  PLAYERS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:47]  PROBING [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:47]  SLOWDOWN [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:47]  SMELL [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:47]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [01:47] :) [01:47] www.sorcery.net/staff [01:48] Dolphin, could you pause it for a while? [01:48] WooHoo; the servers that we chat on; part of it just died. [01:48] eh? [01:48] Joeno; why? [01:48] Joeno? [01:48] That we search for a new server to try that one first, perhaps? [01:48] we are NOT going to switch servers NOW [01:48] This doesn't work either... [01:48]  Sevacean asks about ABDUCT  [01:48]  "I just hope he doesn't try to ABDUCT second base." [01:48] Alright... [01:48] neutral [01:48] LOL [01:48] keep [01:48] keep [01:48] keep [01:48] Joeno: next week maybe, but not today! [01:48] neutral [01:48] cut [01:48] cut [01:48] we have voters enough here [01:48] keep [01:48] *** WoHo has joined #sevtrek [01:49]  Well since you asked: the current punchline is ABDUCT  [01:49]  "I just hope he doesn't try to ABDUCT second base." [01:49] keep [01:49] this is a little annoying... [01:49] keep [01:49]  ABDUCT now gets status: "Keep it!". [01:49]  7 keeps (64%) -- 2 neutrals (18%) -- 2 cuts (18%) [[2 mutes ] [01:49] it's too bad 5 or 6 of them passed away (may the RIP) but if we change servers now we'll end up losing EVERYONE. so..just keep on voting is my opinion about it [01:49]  Sevacean asks about HIT  [01:49]  "Now will ya HIT this one instead of just abducting it?" [01:49] Joeno: next week maybe, but not today! [01:49] cut [01:49] neutral [01:49] cut [01:49] cut [01:49] narf! [01:49] keep [01:49] keep [01:49] poink [01:49] keep [01:49] cut [01:49] keep [01:49] i like this one =) [01:49] cut [01:49] keep [01:49]  HIT now gets status: "Keep it!". [01:49]  6 keeps (55%) -- 1 neutrals (9%) -- 4 cuts (36%) [[2 mutes ] [01:50] it's good [01:50] cut [01:50]  Sevacean asks about HOMER  [01:50]  "Hitting a HOMER doesn't mean you're going home!" [01:50] neutral [01:50] cut [01:50] cut [01:50] cut [01:50] keep [01:50] cut [01:50] cut [01:50] neutral [01:50] cut [01:50] cut [01:50]  HOMER now gets status: "It's cut!". [01:50]  2 keeps (18%) -- 2 neutrals (18%) -- 7 cuts (64%) [[2 mutes ] [01:50]  Sevacean asks about LEAGUE  [01:50]  "The LEAGUE says teleporting the ball over the fence is cheating!" [01:50] cut [01:50] neutral [01:50] *** WooHoo has quit IRC (Ping timeout for WooHoo[t1o86p16.telia.com]) [01:51] cut [01:51] keep [01:51] keep [01:51] cut [01:51] keep [01:51] cut [01:51] keep [01:51] keep [01:51]  LEAGUE now gets status: "Keep it!". [01:51]  5 keeps (50%) -- 1 neutrals (10%) -- 4 cuts (40%) [[2 mutes ] [01:51] bloody olympics! [01:51]  Sevacean asks about PARK  [01:51]  "I said out of the PARK, not out of this world!" [01:51] cut [01:51] neutral [01:51] keeep [01:51] cut [01:51] keep [01:51] neutral [01:51] cut [01:51] cut [01:51] i like the amount of points the Roswell aliens have. [01:51] keep [01:51] craig: why? successful day today... [01:51] keep [01:51] keep [01:51]  PARK now gets status: "Keep for now.". [01:51]  4 keeps (40%) -- 2 neutrals (20%) -- 4 cuts (40%) [[2 mutes ] [01:52] It should be 42 runs... [01:52]  Sevacean asks about PHONE  [01:52]  "When you hit it, you run for home... you don't PHONE home." [01:52] cut [01:52] cut [01:52] cut [01:52] neutral [01:52] there are half a dozen helecopters over my house for the road race [01:52] cut [01:52] ok. [01:52] neutral [01:52] cut [01:52] keep [01:52] keep [01:52] How do helicopters run? [01:52] cut [01:52]  PHONE now gets status: "It's cut!". [01:52]  2 keeps (20%) -- 2 neutrals (20%) -- 6 cuts (60%) [[2 mutes ] [01:52] :=) [01:52] grrr [01:52] They don't. They fly [01:52] :-) [01:52]  Sevacean asks about PLAYERS  [01:52]  "I heard you guys had some green PLAYERS, but this is ridiculous." [01:52] keep [01:52] neutral [01:52] neutral [01:52] ooh so THAT's IT!! [01:52] we're did the helicopters come from? [01:52] they buzzzzzzz [01:52] they fly! [01:53] Doesn't sound quite fair [01:53] keep [01:53] cut [01:53] neutral [01:53] keep [01:53] woohoo: the heliport? :=) [01:53] they come flying out of my butt =P [01:53] keep [01:53] cut [01:53] keep [01:53]  PLAYERS now gets status: "Keep it!". [01:53]  5 keeps (50%) -- 3 neutrals (30%) -- 2 cuts (20%) [[2 mutes ] [01:53] keep [01:53] brrraaapppp! [01:53]  Sevacean asks about PROBING  [01:53]  "Remember - no PROBING our team between innings !" [01:53] rroooOAOAARRRRRRRrrr-- =) [01:53] Speaking of butts... I need a better computer chair. Owie. =( [01:53] cut [01:53] neutral [01:53] cut [01:53] hehe you too [01:53] cut [01:53] keep [01:53] Now, I should have thought of helicopter racing as an Olympic sport [01:53] keep [01:53] cut [01:53] they've been at it since before 10 am. [01:53] keep [01:53] woke me up [01:54] *** jc has joined #sevtrek [01:54] keep [01:54]  Well since you asked: the current punchline is PROBING  [01:54]  "Remember - no PROBING our team between innings !" [01:54] Welcome back [01:54] Heeey, JC. [01:54] keep [01:54] Welcome back.. [01:54] sorry, I got disconnected and couldn't get back. Which punchlines won in my absence? [01:54] sci-fi TV [01:54] John, first thing I'm going to do tomorrow is find a GOOD irc server [01:54] keep [01:54]  PROBING now gets status: "Keep it!". [01:54]  6 keeps (55%) -- 1 neutrals (9%) -- 4 cuts (36%) [[2 mutes ] [01:54] Good luck [01:54]  Sevacean asks about SLOWDOWN  [01:54]  "I wish they'd stop using their "time SLOWDOWN" technology on my fastballs!" [01:54] who won Sev Trek Movie and Sci fi Movie? [01:54] neutral [01:54] keep [01:54] keep [01:54] cut [01:54] keep [01:55] Nova: Irc.sorcery.net might be useable if we register the bots there. [01:55] keep [01:55] irc.magicstar.net... we can talk afte rthe session Nova [01:55] keep [01:55] DOCTOR and PILLS [01:55] yep, that's it [01:55] cut [01:55] *** WooHoo has joined #sevtrek [01:55]  SLOWDOWN now gets status: "Keep it!". [01:55]  5 keeps (62%) -- 1 neutrals (12%) -- 2 cuts (25%) [[6 mutes ] [01:55] hm. [01:56] cut [01:56] any more irc server suggestions? [01:56]  Sevacean asks about SMELL  [01:56]  "I SMELL a ringer" [01:56] cut [01:56] sorry, I'm barely coherent in Swedish at 2am and this English.. bah! [01:56] cut [01:56] neutral [01:56] cut [01:56] cut [01:56] cut [01:56] cut [01:56] cut [01:56] cut [01:56] cut [01:56] Woohoo: Don't feel bad. [01:56] *** WoHo has quit IRC (Ping timeout for WoHo[t4o86p119.telia.com]) [01:56]  SMELL now gets status: "It's cut!". [01:56]  0 keeps (0%) -- 1 neutrals (10%) -- 9 cuts (90%) [[3 mutes ] [01:56] irc.starchat.net is a bit too unstable... [01:56]  Now in FINAL mode. [01:56]  Sevacean requested the shortlist: [01:56]  ABDUCT [64%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:56]  HIT [50%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:56]  LEAGUE [50%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:56]  PARK [40%, 0] "Keep for now." [01:56]  PLAYERS [55%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:56]  PROBING [55%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:56]  SLOWDOWN [56%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:57] vote4 players [01:57] woohoo: fake it, that's what we do! [01:57] vote4 abduct [01:57] vote4 players [01:57] =) [01:57] vote4 probing [01:57] vote4 slowdown [01:57] vote4 probing [01:57] we dont no annyting abutt english =) [01:57] mmm [01:57] vote4 hit [01:57] vote4 abduct [01:57] *** Robot101 has quit IRC (Ping timeout for Robot101[user54-62.jakinternet.co.uk]) [01:58] vote4 abduct [01:58] ols de lente komt dan stur ik jou... [01:58]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [01:58]  ABDUCT scored 3 vote(s). [01:58]  HIT scored 1 vote(s). [01:58]  PLAYERS scored 2 vote(s). [01:58]  PROBING scored 2 vote(s). [01:58]  SLOWDOWN scored 1 vote(s). [01:58]  Votes cast: 9 Judges present: 12 [01:58] this is a wierd language, did you know that *bangs head on desk* [01:58] vote4 abduct [01:58] Gi! it is beginning to hurt [01:58] bloemen! =) [01:58] Another one bites the dust... =\ [01:58] vote4 abduct [01:58]  HIT now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [01:58] cut hit and slowdown? [01:58]  SLOWDOWN now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [01:58]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [01:58]  ABDUCT scored 5 vote(s). [01:58]  PLAYERS scored 2 vote(s). [01:58]  PROBING scored 2 vote(s). [01:58]  Votes cast: 9 Judges present: 12 [01:58] vote4 players [01:58] noooo [01:58] Woo! [01:59]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [01:59]  ABDUCT scored 5 vote(s). [01:59]  PLAYERS scored 2 vote(s). [01:59]  PROBING scored 2 vote(s). [01:59]  Votes cast: 9 Judges present: 12 [01:59] * MattN twiddles his thumbs and waits for his lag... [01:59] vote4 probing [01:59] JB: Not sure about bot registration with that one... [01:59] vote4 abduct [01:59]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [01:59]  ABDUCT scored 6 vote(s). [01:59]  PLAYERS scored 2 vote(s). [01:59]  PROBING scored 2 vote(s). [01:59]  Votes cast: 10 Judges present: 12 [01:59] why? [01:59] I think ABDUCT wins [01:59] vote4 probing [01:59] * Mark agrees [01:59] I suppose [01:59] Guys? [01:59] girl? [01:59] yes =) [01:59] narf. [01:59]  Now in OFF mode. [01:59]  Retrieving punchlines for competition THEPITS, please stand by... [01:59]  Retrieval THEPITS competition complete. [01:59]  Sevacean requested the shortlist: [01:59]  BREAKING [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:59]  EVENT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:59]  GOING [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:59]  GUTS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:59]  MOMENT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:59]  OPENING [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:59]  OVER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:59]  PATRIOTISM [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:59]  PREVIOUS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:59]  TV [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:59]  WATCH [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:59]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [01:59] poink [01:59] okay, if you want me to [01:59] Dogs? [02:00] Cats? [02:00] non gendered person? [02:00]  Sevacean asks about BREAKING  [02:00]  "Its all about BREAKING records!" [02:00] aah! aaaaahhh!!! [02:00] Main problem might be the source code that is needed... and the problem that every bot on a channel must have a seperate purpose, which isn't there with Majel-Marina-Gene... [02:00] cut [02:00] keep [02:00] keep [02:00] Slaaaaaaaag! [02:00] I gotta try logging on again... my lag is insane... [02:00] cut [02:00] *** MattN has quit IRC (Leaving) [02:00] keep [02:00] joeno: marina has a separate purpose [02:00] How would Wayne deal with tape delayed Olympics? [02:00] and so does gene [02:00] Different enough? [02:00] ofcourse [02:01] to them =) [02:01] Chatting too much is inefficient. [02:01] keep [02:01] mattn seems to be caught in a space/time anomaly [02:01] was that Technobabbel or Gibberish? [02:01] keep [02:01] Their purpose is very simple... Helping judging the JS... [02:01] both :) [02:01] they're backup bots...they're not even online 24/7! [02:01]  BREAKING now gets status: "Keep it!". [02:01]  5 keeps (71%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (29%) [[4 mutes ] [02:01] Technobish [02:01] cut [02:01]  Sevacean asks about EVENT  [02:01]  "This is my EVENT!" [02:01] gibberbabble? =) [02:01] cut [02:01] keep [02:01] keep [02:01] cut [02:01] No, technobibble [02:02] cut [02:02] keep [02:02] technobible? [02:02] If they were, they wouldn't even be allowed.. [02:02] keep [02:02] technobibble. [02:02] joeno; narf. [02:02] *** WoHo has joined #sevtrek [02:02] keep [02:02]  Well since you asked: the current punchline is EVENT  [02:02]  "This is my EVENT!" [02:02] *grumbles* [02:02] But we could see... [02:02] neutral [02:02]  EVENT now gets status: "Keep it!". [02:02]  5 keeps (50%) -- 2 neutrals (20%) -- 3 cuts (30%) [[2 mutes ] [02:02]  Sevacean asks about GOING  [02:02]  "I'm GOING for my P.B." [02:02] cut [02:02] having a webmaster@ email address does wonders, joeno [02:02] cut [02:02] neutral [02:02] cut [02:02] True... [02:02] they've gone! quiet at last! [02:02] Does that mean "Personal Best?" [02:02] neutral [02:02] keep [02:02] yes [02:03] But when I look at sorcery, it looks better.. [02:03] no it means "Poo Best" =) [02:03] neutral [02:03] It doesn't seem too rstrictive with bots, Joeno [02:03] I think so, but I keep thinking "Peanut Butter" [02:03] me too =) [02:03] I know [02:03] cut [02:03]  GOING now gets status: "It's cut!". [02:03]  1 keeps (11%) -- 4 neutrals (44%) -- 4 cuts (44%) [[3 mutes ] [02:03] cut [02:03] personal borganiser? [02:03]  Sevacean asks about GUTS  [02:03]  "it takes GUTS -- and I've got the gut to prove it." [02:03] lol [02:03] cut [02:03] cut [02:03] Well, we'll see, I think that with that, we'll have to look at the network itself... [02:03] keep [02:03] keep [02:03] cut [02:03] cut [02:03] cut [02:04] keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep [02:04] come to magicstar Johnnie boy [02:04] cut [02:04] keep [02:04] *** WooHoo has quit IRC (Ping timeout for WooHoo[t1o86p16.telia.com]) [02:04] eh neeeeeeeever mind [02:04] !!!!!!!! [02:04]  GUTS now gets status: "It's cut!". [02:04]  3 keeps (33%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (67%) [[2 mutes ] [02:04]  Sevacean asks about MOMENT  [02:04]  "I've been training for this MOMENT all my life." [02:04] cut [02:04] keep [02:04] keep [02:04] eh [02:04] keep [02:04] I am stubborn, JB...i'll run an irc client on the server 24/7 for a few days and see how many interruptions i get [02:04] cut [02:04] keep [02:05] keep [02:05] then i'll let some speed testing websites have their go at it =) [02:05] I could see NBC doing a personal expose on Wayne... [02:05] cut [02:05] something that hasn't happened on THIS server [02:05] is there a server called 24/7? [02:05]  MOMENT now gets status: "Keep it!". [02:05]  5 keeps (62%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (38%) [[3 mutes ] [02:05] no, it's an expression thingee [02:05] which server is this again??? [02:05]  Sevacean asks about OPENING  [02:05]  "I keep thinking the OPENING ceremony will end any minute now." [02:05] 24/7 means twenty four hours a day, seven days a week [02:05] 27/7 is the same as 24 hours a day, 7 days a week [02:05] cut [02:05] this is openprojects.net [02:05] keep [02:05] keep [02:05] *** MattN has joined #sevtrek [02:05] cut [02:05] cut [02:05] ah! I knew that! [02:05] cut [02:06] Just to tired! [02:06] shane wants to know what the irc server line is [02:06] cut [02:06] cuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrssssesssss!!!!!! [02:06]  Well since you asked: the current punchline is OPENING  [02:06]  "I keep thinking the OPENING ceremony will end any minute now." [02:06] keep [02:06] keep [02:06]  OPENING now gets status: "It's cut!". [02:06]  4 keeps (44%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (56%) [[3 mutes ] [02:06] keep [02:06]  OPENING now gets status: "Equal vote.". [02:06]  5 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (50%) [[2 mutes ] [02:06]  Sevacean asks about OVER  [02:06]  "I guess I'm just an OVER achiever." [02:06] Hey... [02:06] keep [02:06] It's not only irc.openprojects.net, it's also irc.linux.com :-) [02:06] cut [02:06] cut [02:06] cut [02:07] cut [02:07] cut [02:07] cut [02:07] i think it's going to be cut [02:07] indeed... [02:07] cut [02:07] cut [02:07]  OVER now gets status: "It's cut!". [02:07]  1 keeps (11%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 8 cuts (89%) [[3 mutes ] [02:07] this doctor likes to cut a lot, doesn't he? [02:07] cut, cut, cut! [02:07]  Sevacean asks about PATRIOTISM  [02:07]  "For television and PATRIOTISM." [02:07] cut [02:07] cut [02:07] cut [02:07] what a punchword... [02:07] cut [02:07] I'm a cutter today [02:07] cut [02:07] chop, chop, chop! [02:07] cut [02:08] neutral [02:08] remind me not to have you look at my appendix [02:08] cut [02:08] neutral [02:08]  PATRIOTISM now gets status: "It's cut!". [02:08]  0 keeps (0%) -- 2 neutrals (22%) -- 7 cuts (78%) [[3 mutes ] [02:08] cut [02:08]  Sevacean asks about PREVIOUS  [02:08]  "I've got to break my PREVIOUS record of 102 hours" [02:08] *** WooHoo has joined #sevtrek [02:08] keep [02:08] keep [02:08] and tired [02:08]  Well since you asked: the current punchline is PREVIOUS  [02:08]  "I've got to break my PREVIOUS record of 102 hours" [02:08] keep [02:08] keep [02:08] keep [02:08] and nagging [02:08] keep [02:08] cut [02:08] and annoying [02:08] cut [02:09] keep [02:09]  PREVIOUS now gets status: "Keep it!". [02:09]  8 keeps (80%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (20%) [[3 mutes ] [02:09] keep [02:09]  Sevacean asks about TV  [02:09]  "I heard TV watching will be an Olympic event in 2004." [02:09] cut [02:09] keep [02:09] cut [02:09] keep [02:09] keep [02:09] keep [02:09] keep [02:09] when you consider ballroom dancing will be.. :) [02:09] keep [02:09] keep [02:09] keep [02:09]  TV now gets status: "Keep it!". [02:09]  9 keeps (82%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (18%) [[2 mutes ] [02:10] ballroom dancing? meaning? [02:10]  Sevacean asks about WATCH  [02:10]  "It's not about winning - it's about how you WATCH the games." [02:10] cut [02:10] cut [02:10] um, you know, ballroom dancing [02:10] neutral [02:10] cut [02:10] cut [02:10] cut [02:10] cut [02:10] never heard the expression [02:10] I wish I had a choice about how to watch the games... [02:10] cut [02:10] samba, mambo, foxtrot, waltz [02:10] lambda, tango [02:10] *bangs head on desk* [02:10] mark: with your eyes? [02:10]  WATCH now gets status: "It's cut!". [02:10]  0 keeps (0%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 8 cuts (89%) [[4 mutes ] [02:11] *** WoHo has quit IRC (Ping timeout for WoHo[t2o86p69.telia.com]) [02:11]  Now in FINAL mode. [02:11] *** Viking has joined #sevtrek [02:11] Its a skil... [02:11] skill... [02:11]  Sevacean requested the shortlist: [02:11]  BREAKING [62%, 0] "Keep it!" [02:11]  EVENT [50%, 0] "Keep it!" [02:11]  MOMENT [62%, 0] "Keep it!" [02:11]  OPENING [50%, 0] "Equal vote." [02:11]  PREVIOUS [82%, 0] "Keep it!" [02:11]  TV [82%, 0] "Keep it!" [02:11] woohoo: get a softer desk [02:11] "lambda"? the 15th greek letter? :=) [02:11] vote4 tv [02:11] vote4 tv [02:11] vote4 opening [02:11] vote4 tv [02:11] Nova has put a pillow on it, so [02:11] vote4 tv [02:11] lambada? [02:11] vote4 tv [02:11] vote4 tv [02:11] =) [02:11] I'm safe!! [02:11] vote4 opening [02:11] vote4 breaking [02:11] vote4 event [02:12] vote4 opening [02:12] * Viking looks at craig [02:12] you would :P [02:12] vote4 tv [02:12]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [02:12]  BREAKING scored 1 vote(s). [02:12]  EVENT scored 1 vote(s). [02:12]  OPENING scored 3 vote(s). [02:12]  TV scored 7 vote(s). [02:12]  Votes cast: 12 Judges present: 13 [02:12] vote4 tv [02:12] methinks we have a winner... [02:12] tv. [02:12] Sounds good. [02:12] TV wins? [02:12] * Mark grins [02:12] Yikes. [02:12] :- [02:12] I'd say so [02:12] methinks viking is a TROLL [02:12] WOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO [02:12]  Now in OFF mode. [02:12]  Retrieving punchlines for competition TWIST, please stand by... [02:12]  Retrieval TWIST competition complete. [02:12]  Sevacean requested the shortlist: [02:12]  AIRPLANE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [02:12]  BAND [0%, 0] "Nominated." [02:12]  BEST [0%, 0] "Nominated." [02:12]  BOOGER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [02:12]  CART [0%, 0] "Nominated." [02:12]  DART [0%, 0] "Nominated." [02:12]  FIRE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [02:12]  HIDE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [02:12]  HOPSCOTCH [0%, 0] "Nominated." [02:12]  JAVELIN [0%, 0] "Nominated." [02:12]  METER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [02:12]  MUSICAL [0%, 0] "Nominated." [02:12]  PILLOW [0%, 0] "Nominated." [02:12]  SPOON [0%, 0] "Nominated." [02:12]  THREE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [02:12]  THUMB [0%, 0] "Nominated." [02:12]  UNICYCLING [0%, 0] "Nominated." [02:12]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [02:13] dart!!!!!!!!!! [02:13] me thinks craig needs to clean the house up also... but im not saying much about that [02:13] or worse, my flatmate [02:13]  Sevacean asks about AIRPLANE  [02:13]  "Paper AIRPLANE Toss" [02:13] lol [02:13] keep [02:13] keep [02:13] keep [02:13] keep [02:13] cut [02:13] cut [02:13] keep [02:13] keep [02:13] 100m dash ON FIRE! [02:13] cut [02:13] Awe, synchromized nose picking got cut [02:14] Insufficient data. I need more votes. [02:14] ;-0 [02:14] * MattN pities any person who had to live with him... he's a messy lad! [02:14] It's hard to flick them off simultaeously. [02:14] keep [02:14] no! [02:14] Let's see if you can do the same trick... ON FIRE!!!! [02:14] Its all in the wrist [02:14] Head to head roller biathalon! [02:14] Chatting too much is inefficient. [02:14]  AIRPLANE now gets status: "Keep it!". [02:14]  7 keeps (70%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (30%) [[3 mutes ] [02:14]  Sevacean asks about BAND  [02:14]  "Elastic BAND Fight......" [02:14] keep [02:14] cut [02:14] Chia rhino, ON FIRE! [02:14] keep [02:14] cut [02:14] keep [02:14] cut [02:14] cut [02:15] I doubt she would like that... [02:15] cut [02:15] =) [02:15] Judge-session chatting!! [02:15] cut [02:15] keep [02:15] Yes, you can add "on fire" to just about all of these [02:15] cut [02:15] *** WoHo has joined #sevtrek [02:15] I do this at work all the time.. [02:15]  BAND now gets status: "It's cut!". [02:15]  4 keeps (40%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (60%) [[4 mutes ] [02:15] Chia Rhino is a person? [02:15]  Sevacean asks about BEST  [02:15]  "BEST Fall (from a gymnastics apparatus)" [02:15] cut [02:15] Yes [02:15] keep [02:15] cut [02:15] Rachel Black [02:15] No, it's a rhino! [02:15] keep [02:15] *** WoHo is now known as holder [02:15] Good looking, if I may say so... [02:15] Dang. [02:15] cut [02:15] cut [02:15] neutral [02:16] *** holder is now known as the [02:16] Cool [02:16] it's fussying!!!!!! [02:16] ??? [02:16] Chatting too much is inefficient. [02:16] *rolling eyes* [02:16] *** Joeno is now known as An [02:16] Insufficient data. I need more votes. [02:16] cut [02:16]  BEST now gets status: "It's cut!". [02:16]  2 keeps (25%) -- 1 neutrals (12%) -- 5 cuts (62%) [[6 mutes ] [02:17] what are we voting for? [02:17] PLEASE VOTE! [02:17]  Well since you asked: the current punchline is BEST  [02:17]  "BEST Fall (from a gymnastics apparatus)" [02:17] *** An is now known as TheBigOen [02:17] Twist... [02:17] cut [02:17] *** WooHoo has quit IRC (Ping timeout for WooHoo[t3o86p57.telia.com]) [02:17] cut [02:17]  BEST now gets status: "It's cut!". [02:17]  2 keeps (20%) -- 1 neutrals (10%) -- 7 cuts (70%) [[3 mutes ] [02:17] And there she goes again. [02:17]  Sevacean asks about BOOGER  [02:17]  "The BOOGER Flickoff" [02:17] * Mark slaps Mark around a bit with a large trout [02:17] cut [02:17] cut [02:17] cut [02:17] * the trying to change nick to holder of the spoon, but this place wont cooperate... [02:18] cut (What's that anyway?) [02:18] ...who wrote this? [02:18] you can use spaces in a nick, Becky [02:18] err, CAN'T [02:18] People trying to flick boogers off their fingers. [02:18] cut [02:18] Try to put underscores '_' instead of spaces. [02:18] *** TheBigOen is now known as The_Big_Oen [02:18] keep [02:18] Well, if it were for distance... [02:18] Like that... [02:18] Something like that. [02:18] cut [02:18] kinda gross [02:18] ...and accuracy... [02:18] okay [02:18] Would you please vote already? =) [02:18] * Will_of_CBE can shoot them over 10 meters. [02:18] yuck. [02:18] ...and size... [02:18] cut ! [02:18]  BOOGER now gets status: "It's cut!". [02:18]  1 keeps (12%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (88%) [[5 mutes ] [02:19] cut [02:19] *** the is now known as holder_of_the_spoon [02:19] cut [02:19]  Sevacean asks about CART  [02:19]  "Shopping CART Drag Racing" [02:19] yeay!!! [02:19] Thank goodness. [02:19] cut [02:19] keep [02:19] cut [02:19] keep [02:19] keep [02:19] keep [02:19] keep [02:19] *** The_Big_Oen is now known as _oen_ [02:19] keep [02:19] I see this all the time at work... =) [02:19] keep [02:19]  CART now gets status: "Keep it!". [02:19]  7 keeps (78%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (22%) [[4 mutes ] [02:19] Yawn! [02:19] hehe..i like this one [02:19]  Sevacean asks about DART  [02:19]  "DART throwing blindfolded" [02:19] <_oen_> cut [02:19] KEEP [02:19] keep [02:20] keep !! [02:20] keep [02:20] cut [02:20] cut [02:20] neutral [02:20] * NovaFlash kicks marina for yawning without keeping her hand for her mouth [02:20] Where's littlestar! =) [02:20] <_oen_> keep [02:20] you're violent! [02:20] :^( [02:20] keep [02:20]  DART now gets status: "Keep it!". [02:20]  6 keeps (67%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 2 cuts (22%) [[4 mutes ] [02:20] <_oen_> This one has to be in it... Could feature Nova as well ;-) [02:20] yes [02:20] eep. [02:20] <_oen_> >:-] [02:20] keep , i mean [02:20]  Sevacean asks about FIRE  [02:20]  "100m on FIRE" [02:20] cut ! [02:20] keep [02:20] cut [02:21] ON FIRE!!!!! [02:21] cut [02:21] <_oen_> Remember to mail that to JC if it wins... [02:21] keep [02:21] !!! [02:21] <_oen_> cut [02:21] neutral [02:21] lol :) [02:21] keep [02:21] keep [02:21] I love the dart one =) [02:21] me too!! [02:21] This is better [02:21] i want it to win.. [02:21]  FIRE now gets status: "Keep for now.". [02:21]  4 keeps (44%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 4 cuts (44%) [[4 mutes ] [02:21] <_oen_> Why isn't littlestar here now? [02:21] keep [02:21] *hacks majel's vote counting hehehe* [02:21] Good [02:21]  Sevacean asks about HIDE  [02:21]  "HIDE and seek" [02:21] cut [02:21] keep [02:21] cut [02:21] keep [02:21] <_oen_> Will: It's also a bit of an inside joke for us Sevilians [02:21] <_oen_> keep [02:21] * Will_of_CBE rehacks the count. [02:21] ooh, yes, touch me there, nova! ;^) [02:21] keep [02:21] * _oen_ throws a random dart [02:21] keep [02:21] <_oen_> Majel! [02:22] cut [02:22] What is? [02:22] Glah! [02:22] The dart thing. [02:22] Ah [02:22] <_oen_> Will: Majel runs on his server, he can do it easily... [02:22] *** WoHo has joined #sevtrek [02:22] eh? [02:22]  HIDE now gets status: "Keep it!". [02:22]  5 keeps (62%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (38%) [[6 mutes ] [02:22] Aw, that's cheating. [02:22]  Well since you asked: the current punchline is HIDE  [02:22]  "HIDE and seek" [02:22] cut [02:22] duh, it's a JOKE =) [02:22] <_oen_> If Marina was running now... [02:22] then what? [02:22] <_oen_> Muwahahahahaha! [02:22] thinking of incest, joeno? you bad father!! [02:22] i'll report you [02:22] There are too many mutes. Fix the problem. [02:22] No! I wanted to have the holder of spoon name when we vote for the spoon and eggs! [02:23] oh [02:23] keep [02:23] <_oen_> No...! [02:23] keep [02:23]  HIDE now gets status: "Keep it!". [02:23]  8 keeps (67%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (33%) [[2 mutes ] [02:23] * Will_of_CBE runs off with the spoon [02:23]  Sevacean asks about HOPSCOTCH  [02:23]  "HOPSCOTCH" [02:23] <_oen_> She need some... maintenance... [02:23] *** MattN is now known as Spoon_Holder [02:23] neutral [02:23] cut [02:23] <_oen_> cut [02:23] can some op "/Kick" the lagging holder? [02:23] neutral [02:23] cut [02:23] keep [02:23] cut [02:23] cut [02:23] <_oen_> Still can't use the nick then... [02:23] cut [02:23] *** Spoon_Holder is now known as MattN [02:23] who [02:23] <_oen_> It has to go from the server first [02:24] we can kick, but the name will still live. [02:24] *** holder_of_the_spoon has quit IRC (Ping timeout for holder_of_the_spoon[t4o86p119.telia.com]) [02:24] there we are. [02:24] *** WoHo is now known as holder_of_spoon [02:24] *** _oen_ is now known as ThereAreFourSpoons [02:24] never mind... :=) [02:24] i was away for a bit so i muted for most of those [02:24]  HOPSCOTCH now gets status: "It's cut!". [02:24]  1 keeps (11%) -- 2 neutrals (22%) -- 6 cuts (67%) [[4 mutes ] [02:24] better like that! *smiles* [02:24] *** Hejira has joined #sevtrek [02:24]  Sevacean asks about JAVELIN  [02:24]  "JAVELIN catching" [02:24] keep [02:24] keep [02:24] cut [02:24] !!! [02:24] keep [02:24] I'd love to see JC draw this one =) [02:24] keep [02:24] keep [02:24] I must see this one! :-) [02:24] what's a Javelin? [02:24] keep [02:24] It would be great! [02:24] Spear [02:24] Though I doubt whether Wendy will like it... [02:24] keep [02:24] cut [02:24] being stupider then ever.. [02:25] It's a great big dark [02:25] true... [02:25] DART! [02:25] Yes! [02:25] Heh, heh, heh.. [02:25] getting darker... [02:25]  JAVELIN now gets status: "Keep it!". [02:25]  7 keeps (78%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (22%) [[5 mutes ] [02:25]  Sevacean asks about METER  [02:25]  "100 METER wheelbarrow race (2 person teams)" [02:25] *** Hejira is now known as HejiraLurk [02:25] * ThereAreFourSpoons throws around random darts [02:25] keep [02:25] Be right up there with shotput-catching. [02:25] Think about a giant metal pole flung across a field, that's been sharpened on both ends. [02:25] keep [02:25] cut [02:25] keep [02:25] nah... hammer catching [02:25] cut [02:25] *** ThereAreFourSpoons is now known as _____ [02:25] Now catch that. [02:25] dart catching [02:25] that should be 100 METRE because the olympix are in oz not the usa [02:25] Chatting too much is inefficient. [02:25] cut [02:25] I thought of hammer and shotput catching [02:25] i'm good at it [02:25] cut [02:25] neutral [02:25] <_____> you have experience...? [02:25] <_____> cut [02:26] craig - complain to whoever wrote it =) [02:26] I have experience with dart catching yes..unfortunately =) [02:26] <_____> Well, you first need to get that pillow away... [02:26] cut [02:26] NEVER! [02:26] and ultimate discus [02:26]  METER now gets status: "It's cut!". [02:26]  3 keeps (30%) -- 1 neutrals (10%) -- 6 cuts (60%) [[4 mutes ] [02:26] <_____> No? [02:26] no, that might result in being effective. [02:26]  Sevacean asks about MUSICAL  [02:26]  "MUSICAL Chairs" [02:26] cut [02:26] <_____> You're just going to keep it there forever [02:26] cut [02:26] As opposed to ultimate frisbee? [02:26] <_____> cut [02:26] cut [02:26] <_____> ? [02:26] keep [02:26] keep [02:26] cut [02:26] *** _____ is now known as Joeno [02:26] cut [02:26] Yep...A discus is quite heavy [02:26] cut [02:26] Very [02:26] keep [02:27]  MUSICAL now gets status: "It's cut!". [02:27]  3 keeps (30%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (70%) [[4 mutes ] [02:27]  Sevacean asks about PILLOW  [02:27]  "PILLOW fighting" [02:27] keep [02:27] keep [02:27] keep [02:27] keep [02:27] cut [02:27] keep [02:27] We still have 5 more [02:27] Who's in for a pillow fight? Nova? [02:27] cut [02:27] keep [02:27] cut [02:27] NOO!! [02:27] how would you decide the winner? [02:27] cut [02:27] (for Nova) [02:27] * NovaFlash runs away [02:27]  PILLOW now gets status: "Keep it!". [02:27]  6 keeps (60%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (40%) [[4 mutes ] [02:27] Why not? [02:27] This is already close to a rythmnic gynastics event... [02:27] * Will_of_CBE bashes Joeno over the head with a sandbag. [02:27] What's wrong with him? [02:27] keep [02:27] *** Joeno is now known as TheBigOen [02:27] The winner is the one who is not dead. At least that's how we used to do pillow fights when I was growing up. [02:27] Oops, sorry. Thought it was feathers. [02:27]  Sevacean asks about SPOON  [02:27]  "Egg-and-SPOON race" [02:27] Could you do that again...? [02:27] i have a phobia for darts [02:28] keep [02:28] cut [02:28] keep [02:28] Like dodgeball... [02:28] dartaphobia [02:28] *** Viking has left #sevtrek [02:28] cut [02:28] keep [02:28] cut [02:28] Small Will... :-) [02:28] cut [02:28] cut [02:28] Becky - this is all yours =) [02:28] =) [02:28] keep [02:28] There are four spoons! [02:28] *** WoHo has joined #sevtrek [02:28] cut [02:28] keep [02:28]  SPOON now gets status: "Equal vote.". [02:28]  6 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (50%) [[2 mutes ] [02:28] your line, rebecca [02:28]  Sevacean asks about THREE  [02:28]  "THREE-legged race" [02:28] WoHo, it's 'your' line... [02:28] cut [02:28] is woho woohoo in swedish? [02:28] cut [02:28] keep [02:28] keep [02:28] Anyone familiar with English slang terms here? [02:28] You know... I won a three-legged race nce [02:28] always vote for your line... [02:28] cut [02:29] keep [02:29] cut [02:29] cut [02:29] And by English I mean "British". [02:29] Ha ha [02:29] cut [02:29] lol! you're naughty! [02:29] keep [02:29]  THREE now gets status: "It's cut!". [02:29]  5 keeps (45%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (55%) [[3 mutes ] [02:29] Ooooh.... [02:29] hm [02:29] That puts a whole different slant on that. [02:29] mattn is naughty! [02:29] Yes... [02:29] Bad thoughts! [02:29]  Sevacean asks about THUMB  [02:29]  "THUMB wrestling......" [02:29] keep [02:29] 3-legged relays...now that has possibilities [02:29] Probably a good thing. [02:29] cut [02:29] cut [02:29] cut [02:29] cut [02:29] cut [02:29] cut [02:29] W isn't a Swedish letter [02:29] cut [02:29] That JC let this slip...! [02:30] cut [02:30] I'm naughty?! What the pit are you talking about?? [02:30] how did u end up with woohoo as nick? [02:30] cut [02:30] *** holder_of_spoon has quit IRC (Ping timeout for holder_of_spoon[t1o86p16.telia.com]) [02:30]  THUMB now gets status: "It's cut!". [02:30]  0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 9 cuts (100%) [[4 mutes ] [02:30] Gee [02:30] That's obvious.. [02:30]  Sevacean asks about UNICYCLING  [02:30]  "UNICYCLING" [02:30] cut [02:30] cut thumb...ouch! [02:30] keep [02:30] keep [02:30] keep !! [02:30] I walked in at the SB and thought about posting as who [02:30] matn: 3 legged race - cut or uncut? [02:30] cut [02:30] keep [02:30] and thenm, well [02:30] cut [02:31] cut [02:31] People, people, there are minors in this channel! [02:31] There are too many mutes. Fix the problem. [02:31] cut [02:31] Where? [02:31] Mom, we know... [02:31] checks what nick she's got NOW [02:31] ah [02:31] I want to know why I've suddenly been labeled as "naughty". [02:31] cut [02:31]  UNICYCLING now gets status: "It's cut!". [02:31]  4 keeps (40%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (60%) [[3 mutes ] [02:31] That's a good thing [02:31]  Now in FINAL mode. [02:31]  Sevacean requested the shortlist: [02:31]  AIRPLANE [70%, 0] "Keep it!" [02:31]  CART [78%, 0] "Keep it!" [02:31]  DART [70%, 0] "Keep it!" [02:31]  FIRE [50%, 0] "Keep it!" [02:31]  HIDE [67%, 0] "Keep it!" [02:31]  JAVELIN [78%, 0] "Keep it!" [02:31]  PILLOW [64%, 0] "Keep it!" [02:31]  SPOON [50%, 0] "Equal vote." [02:31] We made it! [02:31] vote4 dart [02:31] vute4 dart [02:31] vote4 airplane [02:32] vote4 fire [02:32] vote4 dart [02:32] vote4 dart [02:32] vote4 fire [02:32] vote4 dart+ [02:32] vote4 dart [02:32] mattn: for bad thoughts [02:32] vote4 spoon [02:32] DART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 [02:32] vote4 javelin [02:32] I wanna see the running flaming guy screaming! [02:32] i don't want a dart in my ..... ! [02:32] * Will_of_CBE prepares for the 100m dash on FIRE! [02:32] LOL [02:32] I want to see Nova in a cartoon! [02:32] Bad thoughts?! What? [02:32] vote4 javelin [02:32] It'll be LOTS of guys on fire screaming. [02:32] then vote for spoons! [02:32] vote4 fire [02:32] yeah, that makes it so funny [02:32] Oh slag it. [02:33]  UNICYCLING now gets status: "It's cut!". [02:33]  4 keeps (40%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (60%) [[3 mutes ] [02:33] Just yelling AAAAAAH! And cutting the end line strip [02:33] oops [02:33] oops [02:33] SMEG [02:33]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [02:33]  AIRPLANE scored 1 vote(s). [02:33]  DART scored 4 vote(s). [02:33]  FIRE scored 3 vote(s). [02:33]  JAVELIN scored 2 vote(s). [02:33]  SPOON scored 1 vote(s). [02:33]  Votes cast: 11 Judges present: 13 [02:33] am I out of here again? [02:33] DART!!! [02:33] Dummy - take over for me, kay? [02:33] No, you're not [02:33] I have to leave [02:33] you're still here, woho [02:33] airplane and spoon are gone [02:33] oh, okay [02:33] Cut spoon and airplane [02:33] Cut spoon, and airplane [02:33] the double entendre for 3 leg racing [02:33]  SPOON now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [02:33]  AIRPLANE now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [02:33]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [02:33]  DART scored 4 vote(s). [02:33]  FIRE scored 3 vote(s). [02:33]  JAVELIN scored 2 vote(s). [02:33]  Votes cast: 9 Judges present: 13 [02:33] woow [02:33] JC: When are you going to do a Red Dwarf comic? [02:33] see you all later -- let me know if dart wins! [02:33] keep javelin [02:33] vote4, mark [02:33] I don't think JC is completely here... [02:33] vote4 javelin [02:33] vote4 dart [02:33] *** Sevacean has quit IRC (Leaving) [02:33] doh! [02:34] brain freeze [02:34] evil people, you cut my spoon! [02:34] vote4 fire [02:34] sorry, woohoo..only 1 vote =/ [02:34]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [02:34]  DART scored 3 vote(s). [02:34]  FIRE scored 3 vote(s). [02:34]  JAVELIN scored 3 vote(s). [02:34]  Votes cast: 9 Judges present: 12 [02:34] WoHo: Then choose DART... [02:34] Dang [02:34] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! [02:34] interesting tie [02:34] Hmmm [02:34] Any of them would be good. [02:34] Dart is not funny, it's just sevish! [02:34] *** holder_of_spoon has joined #sevtrek [02:34] I'm going to have a talk about this with JC.. [02:34] lol =) [02:34] burning blindfold dart throw and catch? [02:34] But still... [02:34] It won'[t make a good strip [02:34] How about I draw all three of them? [02:34] Yes! [02:35] that.. [02:35] There you go [02:35] would be superb! [02:35] why not? [02:35] *** TheBigOen is now known as Joeno [02:35] wow! [02:35] I'll make it so. [02:35] Catching burning javelins? [02:35] How about catching Javelins while blindfolded ON FIRE???? [02:35] evil people! You cut my spoon! It has been kidnapped, bribed AND cut! [02:35] hey john..have you been listening in on the inside joke of 'dart' ? [02:35] No [02:35] JC, could you just make NovaFlash as target of the darts? [02:35] All three would work just fine! [02:35] you see, littlestar once played with darts and she threw them in wrong places. one supposedly ended up in.. in...well, my crotch [02:35] JC: Any plans for a Red Dwarf comic? [02:35] Joeno - well, if Johan sends me a pic of himself by Monday, okay [02:35] Will - not as yet [02:35] and ever since, darts fly to holland and right..there! [02:36] JC: You should consider it? [02:36] you mean a pic of nova's crotch? [02:36] ugh! [02:36] Even I don't feel safe here anymore... now he has the pillow... [02:36] * Joeno slaps craig around a bit with a large trout [02:36] * NovaFlash kicks craig =) [02:36] OUCH! [02:36] BY ALL THAT IS GOOD AND DECENT!! NO PICS OF NOVA'S AREA!!! [02:36] sure, john. i'll send it along with the log in a second. [02:36] Who ran the JS today? [02:36] lol, relax =) [02:36] Andrea Lynn Robinson aka Dolphin ran the session today [02:37] Thanks Andrea! [02:37] Nova - thanx, that'd be great. I'll update the site straight away with the winning punchlines (except for Twist) [02:37] for the first time [02:37] *** WoHo has quit IRC (Ping timeout for WoHo[t3o86p57.telia.com]) [02:37] okiyoki. shutting down majel now! [02:37] JC, just one question... [02:37] bye bye, majel! [02:37] oh. i'll let majel wait for a second then [02:37] There is no mention of a credit on this weeks Twist [02:37] No, she can go... [02:37] oh okay [02:37] what if she WANTS to stay? [02:37] * NovaFlash kicks majel [02:37] And ehmmm... It looks a lot like a suggestion I've made... [02:37] ow! [02:37]  Now in OFF mode. [02:37]  ===== The voting is now over! ===== Session Close: Sat Sep 30 02:37:54 2000