Session Start: Sat Oct 07 01:04:35 2000 [01:04] * Logging #sevtrek to '#sevtrek.log' [01:04] <_8_of_12_> A big assed Hakuna Matata to everyone! [01:04] Majel, YOU will comply [01:04] Here, we have carpal tunnel syndrome! [01:04] *** Majel changes topic to 'Sev Judging is now in Session.' [01:04] Okay people, R U Ready??? [01:05] no but start anyway :=) [01:05] one question before we start [01:05] *** e_of_PI changes topic to 'Sev Judging is now in Session. Happy birthday Gaby Cook.' [01:05] does anyone get an error message on the DB when posting? [01:05] Thank you, Majel... [01:05] Duumy, I got a lot of CGI problems the last days. [01:05] *** NovaFlash changes topic to 'Sev Judging is now in Session. Happy birthday Gabrielle Cook.' [01:05] <_8_of_12_> I did last night, now that you mention it. [01:05] Not now, though. [01:05] oh okay. [01:05] 14,15<16>14<16>14<16>14<16>14<16>1 That's good 14,15<16>14<16>14<16>14<16>14<16> [01:05] let's go [01:05] <_8_of_12_> Hello, e. Welcome back! [01:06] *** e_of_PI changes topic to 'Sev Judging is now in Session. Happy birthday Gabrielle "Gaby" Cook.' [01:06] 6,12|12,6|13,6|6,13|4,13|13,4|7,4|4,7|8,7|7,8|9,8|8,9|10,9|9,10|12,10|10,12|16,12 Let's get the funky colours rolling! 6,12|12,6|13,6|6,13|4,13|13,4|7,4|4,7|8,7|7,8|9,8|8,9|10,9|9,10|12,10| [01:06] *** DrJonasBashir is now known as SevDoctor [01:06] now [01:06] It's one hour earlier here now. Winter time, at last! [01:06] 6,12|12,6|13,6|6,13|4,13|13,4|7,4|4,7|8,7|7,8|9,8|8,9|10,9|9,10|12,10|10,12|16,12 And happy birthday to Gabrielle =) 6,12|12,6|13,6|6,13|4,13|13,4|7,4|4,7|8,7|7,8|9,8|8,9|10,9|9,10|12,10| [01:06] * Joeno wonders how bad that will look in the transcript.... [01:06] Now in OFF mode. [01:06] Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREKTV, please stand by... [01:06] Retrieval SEVTREKTV competition complete. [01:06] SevDoctor requested the shortlist: [01:06] CORK [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:06] FUN [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:06] SHOT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:06] SPY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:06] USE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:06] WRONG [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:06] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [01:06] * _8_of_12_ puts in 'Road to El Dorado' soundtrack [01:06] * Wizzard is temporarily blinded by those colors [01:06] 8ć0,8ć4,8ć8,4ć1,4ć4,1ć8,1 glad you like them, Wizzard 4,1ć1,4ć8,4ć4,8ć0,8ć8,16ć [01:06] <_8_of_12_> I've got dibs on running this next week! :) [01:06] I almost got credit for this one... [01:06] SevDoctor asks about CORK [01:06] "Garage: Dispatched by a champagne CORK?. Bashful: Wait til you see what I can do with toenail clippings!" [01:06] noted, 8 of 12 =) [01:07] keep [01:07] hm [01:07] keep [01:07] keep [01:07] keep [01:07] cut [01:07] argh [01:07] cut [01:07] ugh [01:07] <[ThunderWolf]> cut [01:07] I'll prepare Marina for it... she'll need it :-) [01:07] cut [01:07] *** Shlamko has joined #sevtrek [01:07] CORK now gets status: "Equal vote.". [01:07] 4 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (50%) [[3 mutes ] [01:07] <_8_of_12_> cut [01:07] That's Bond, not Mc'Giver! [01:07] <_8_of_12_> I cut it! [01:07] <_8_of_12_> cut [01:07] Well since you asked: the current punchline is CORK [01:07] "Garage: Dispatched by a champagne CORK?. Bashful: Wait til you see what I can do with toenail clippings!" [01:07] <_8_of_12_> cut [01:08] shut up, shoveller [01:08] CORK now gets status: "It's cut!". [01:08] 4 keeps (44%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (56%) [[2 mutes ] [01:08] SevDoctor asks about FUN [01:08] "Garage: Being a spy isn't all FUN and games! Bashful: You're just not doing it right!" [01:08] <_8_of_12_> Sorry for my slowness, I'm still waking up. I just got up then. [01:08] so? do we have to wait till SG for MacGyver? [01:08] keep [01:08] cut [01:08] keep [01:08] cut [01:08] hi 8, welcome to the desert of the real world [01:08] <[ThunderWolf]> cut [01:08] <_8_of_12_> keep [01:08] neutral [01:08] is it only me or are 3 almost identical ones here? [01:08] <_8_of_12_> Faith says hello, Jonas. :) [01:08] FUN now gets status: "Keep for now.". [01:08] 3 keeps (43%) -- 1 neutrals (14%) -- 3 cuts (43%) [[4 mutes ] [01:08] 8,0|0,8|8,7|4,7|7,4|5,4|4,5|1,5|5,1|9,1 ominously deep and long thundercrack resounding 5,1|1,5|4,5|5,4|7,4|4,7|8,7|0,8|8,0| 9,12 [01:08] Yes, there are.. [01:09] Say hello from me! =] [01:09] <_8_of_12_> And hello to Nova as well. [01:09] Nova, you alright? [01:09] no [01:09] SevDoctor asks about SHOT [01:09] "Garage: nice SHOT Bashful: you might say it was a real corker!" [01:09] i won't be alright till i get to america =) [01:09] You less alright than normal? [01:09] cut [01:09] cut [01:09] cut [01:09] <[ThunderWolf]> cut [01:09] <_8_of_12_> cut [01:09] ***groans*** [01:09] keep [01:09] That's TERRIBLE.. [01:09] <_8_of_12_> TOO CHEESY! [01:09] :) [01:09] keep [01:09] cut [01:09] This one is for the Cheese Shovel [01:09] i like cheesy [01:09] <--- loves a good pun [01:09] <_8_of_12_> This looks like a job for the cheese shovel! [01:10] SHOT now gets status: "It's cut!". [01:10] 2 keeps (25%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (75%) [[3 mutes ] [01:10] cheesy is good sometimes =) [01:10] SevDoctor asks about SPY [01:10] "Garage: This is not like any SPY job I ever had! Bashful: You never spied for the right people!" [01:10] I said that, dear 8 [01:10] *** e_of_PI has quit IRC (Ping timeout for e_of_PI[Mizra-11-24.access.net.il]) [01:10] cut [01:10] *** Covington has joined #sevtrek [01:10] * _8_of_12_ crackles with energy as he turns unto a super hero [01:10] keep ? [01:10] cut again [01:10] keep [01:10] <_8_of_12_> keep [01:10] keep [01:10] What's up? [01:10] <[ThunderWolf]> cut [01:10] cut [01:10] Well since you asked: the current punchline is SPY [01:10] "Garage: This is not like any SPY job I ever had! Bashful: You never spied for the right people!" [01:10] Ask Majel... [01:10] SevTrekTV [01:10] <_8_of_12_> Nothing dud, just hanging. [01:10] keep [01:10] <_8_of_12_> dude [01:10] *** e_of_PI has joined #sevtrek [01:10] Joeno, leave the SevMan do his job [01:10] <_8_of_12_> WB [01:10] *** Shlamko has quit IRC (Ping timeout for Shlamko[213.8.5.130]) [01:10] SPY now gets status: "Keep it!". [01:10] 5 keeps (56%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (44%) [[2 mutes ] [01:10] What? [01:11] My computer froze [01:11] <_8_of_12_> Mine does that too. [01:11] A man can't even say something anymore :-( [01:11] it's not your computers that's freezing. it's the connection of this server..it's being slower than normal lately [01:11] <_8_of_12_> No! No talking! :) [01:11] SevDoctor asks about USE [01:11] "Garage: How could you USE that Champagne as a weapon? Bashful: Shaken, not stirred!" [01:11] <_8_of_12_> Ah, I understand. [01:11] keep [01:11] keep !!!!! [01:11] cut [01:11] No, my computer froze. I got a blue screen of death. [01:12] keep !!!!!! [01:12] keep !! [01:12] <[ThunderWolf]> keep [01:12] <_8_of_12_> cut ! [01:12] <_8_of_12_> They copied my punchline! [01:12] keep [01:12] Not... The blue screen of death...? [01:12] Weren't we planning to switch servers soon? [01:12] keep [01:12] keep [01:12] Next week, I believe... [01:12] Nova? [01:12] USE now gets status: "Keep it!". [01:12] 8 keeps (80%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (20%) [[1 mutes ] [01:12] mattn; i don't just "switch" servers [01:12] <_8_of_12_> Was it an evil blue screen? :) [01:12] i want to 'test' them first [01:12] JC's mistake, 8, not mine. The punchline is good [01:12] How far are you with it, Nova? :-) [01:12] SevDoctor asks about WRONG [01:12] "G: Being a spy isn't this glamorous! B: You were spying for the WRONG organization." [01:12] Sorry, sorry, geez. [01:12] cut [01:12] cut once again [01:12] <_8_of_12_> No it isn't. Not good when it has one word different. [01:12] cut !! [01:12] cut [01:12] DIE! [01:12] * NovaFlash eats mattn :) [01:12] Man, these are LAME. [01:12] <_8_of_12_> cut [01:12] keep [01:13] cut [01:13] SevDoctor? [01:13] keep [01:13] <[ThunderWolf]> neutral [01:13] WRONG now gets status: "It's cut!". [01:13] 2 keeps (22%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 6 cuts (67%) [[2 mutes ] [01:13] SevDoctor requested the shortlist: [01:13] FUN [43%, 0] "Keep for now." [01:13] SPY [56%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:13] USE [80%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:13] Now in FINAL mode. [01:13] vote4 use !!!!! [01:13] You have to keep up at least the illusion of neutrality... [01:13] vote4 use [01:13] Go to Final Mode? [01:13] joeno; the testing of the servers...they've all been done, at different times. the atlantic one seems stable. now let's hope it is fast =) [01:13] vote4 use [01:13] Sorry... saw it when I pressed enter... [01:13] vote4 use [01:13] <[ThunderWolf]> vote4 use [01:13] Let's hope so... [01:13] vote4 use [01:13] vote4 use [01:13] vote4 spy [01:14] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [01:14] SPY scored 1 vote(s). [01:14] USE scored 7 vote(s). [01:14] Votes cast: 8 Judges present: 11 [01:14] nova: "Splitter!" [01:14] hehehe [01:14] i like to live dangerously [01:14] <_8_of_12_> vote4 spy [01:14] oh, this is obvious [01:14] spy wins [01:14] Hmmm... I'll go on [01:14] =) [01:14] WRONG now gets status: "It's cut!". [01:14] 2 keeps (22%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 6 cuts (67%) [[3 mutes ] [01:14] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [01:14] SPY scored 2 vote(s). [01:14] USE scored 7 vote(s). [01:14] Votes cast: 9 Judges present: 11 [01:14] now... bah [01:14] <_8_of_12_> LAG [01:14] Now in OFF mode. [01:14] Retrieving punchlines for competition ROUND201, please stand by... [01:14] Retrieval ROUND201 competition complete. [01:14] SevDoctor requested the shortlist: [01:14] DEBUG [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:14] HUMOR [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:14] MAGNET [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:14] OFF [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:14] QUIET [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:14] RIGHTS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:14] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [01:14] USE winds... [01:14] * NovaFlash pounds fists on keyboard: I'M DUMMY AND I WANT SPY TO WIN! [01:14] wins... [01:14] SevDoctor asks about DEBUG [01:14] "Gaudy: Stop bugging me and DEBUG yourself!" [01:15] keep [01:15] keep [01:15] keep [01:15] keep [01:15] *** e_of_PI has quit IRC (Ping timeout for e_of_PI[213.8.0.168]) [01:15] but not mad about it [01:15] no, i don't get mad at punchlines either, [01:15] <[ThunderWolf]> keep [01:15] they stare you back so..unmoved [01:15] keep [01:15] you are mad already, NOva [01:15] DEBUG now gets status: "Keep it!". [01:15] 6 keeps (100%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 0 cuts (0%) [[4 mutes ] [01:15] * NovaFlash is going to fetch a tray of cola cans. [01:15] I'll move on [01:15] SevDoctor asks about HUMOR [01:15] "Face it Beta, your HUMOR chip is defective." [01:15] cut [01:15] cut [01:15] cut [01:15] keep [01:15] cut [01:15] keep [01:15] no fun on this one [01:15] cut [01:16] *** NovaFlash is now known as Nova-BRB[ask] [01:16] <_8_of_12_> keep [01:16] What's the humour in it, if I may ask..? [01:16] *** Nova-BRB[ask] is now known as Nova-BRB[afk] [01:16] <[ThunderWolf]> cut [01:16] HUMOR now gets status: "It's cut!". [01:16] 3 keeps (33%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (67%) [[1 mutes ] [01:16] SevDoctor asks about MAGNET [01:16] "I think we left that emotion chip a little too close to a MAGNET." [01:16] keep [01:16] cut [01:16] keep [01:16] <_8_of_12_> keep [01:16] neutral [01:16] cut [01:16] <[ThunderWolf]> neutral [01:16] laaag [01:17] MAGNET now gets status: "Keep it!". [01:17] 3 keeps (43%) -- 2 neutrals (29%) -- 2 cuts (29%) [[3 mutes ] [01:17] SevDoctor asks about OFF [01:17] "Gaudy: Hello Mr. OFF switch." [01:17] * Joeno kills Lag [01:17] keep [01:17] keep !! [01:17] cut [01:17] <_8_of_12_> keep [01:17] cut [01:17] keep [01:17] keep !! [01:17] * _8_of_12_ bashes lag with cheese shovel. [01:17] keep [01:17] What the heck, I'm a follower. [01:17] <_8_of_12_> e? Are you going to eat the lag? He's not here... [01:17] <[ThunderWolf]> keep [01:17] OFF now gets status: "Keep it!". [01:17] 7 keeps (88%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 1 cuts (12%) [[2 mutes ] [01:17] * _8_of_12_ eats lag on e's behalf [01:17] this is the winner [01:18] <_8_of_12_> No it isn't [01:18] Yes... [01:18] SevDoctor asks about QUIET [01:18] "Be QUIET before I introduce you to "Mr Phizzer!"" [01:18] *** e_of_PI has joined #sevtrek [01:18] keep [01:18] keep [01:18] cut [01:18] keep [01:18] keep [01:18] <_8_of_12_> We've only just begun... to livvvvvveeeee [01:18] cut [01:18] What won? [01:18] * Joeno looks evily [01:18] keep [01:18] <_8_of_12_> cut [01:18] <[ThunderWolf]> cut [01:18] USE [01:18] cut [01:18] QUIET now gets status: "It's cut!". [01:18] 4 keeps (44%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (56%) [[2 mutes ] [01:18] This one sounds... vaguely... umm... [01:18] QUIET now gets status: "It's cut!". [01:18] 4 keeps (44%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (56%) [[2 mutes ] [01:18] :-( [01:18] <_8_of_12_> Nothing, e. They're getting ahead of themselves [01:18] SevDoctor asks about RIGHTS [01:18] "Don't push this equal RIGHTS for machines thing too far, Beta." [01:18] <_8_of_12_> Oh... ummm... USE [01:18] cut [01:18] cut [01:18] keep [01:18] cut [01:18] <_8_of_12_> USE won, e. [01:18] keep [01:18] <_8_of_12_> cut [01:18] <[ThunderWolf]> cut [01:18] *** Nova-BRB[afk] is now known as NovaFlash [01:18] keep [01:19] cut [01:19] cut [01:19] RIGHTS now gets status: "It's cut!". [01:19] 2 keeps (22%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (78%) [[2 mutes ] [01:19] * NovaFlash is getting fomy [01:19] * NovaFlash is getting comfy [01:19] =) [01:19] weird tupo [01:19] Indeed... [01:19] foamy? [01:19] lol :) [01:19] SevDoctor requested the shortlist: [01:19] DEBUG [100%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:19] MAGNET [43%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:19] OFF [88%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:19] formy? [01:19] Now in FINAL mode. [01:19] vote4 off [01:19] vote4 off [01:20] <_8_of_12_> vote4 magnet [01:20] vote4 magnet [01:20] vote4 off [01:20] vote4 off [01:20] <[ThunderWolf]> vote4 debug [01:20] vote4 off [01:20] *** Shlamko has joined #sevtrek [01:21] SevDoctor? [01:21] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [01:21] DEBUG scored 1 vote(s). [01:21] MAGNET scored 2 vote(s). [01:21] OFF scored 5 vote(s). [01:21] Votes cast: 8 Judges present: 12 [01:21] Where are we? [01:21] *** e_of_PI has quit IRC (Ping timeout for e_of_PI[213.8.5.23]) [01:21] yeah.. [01:21] * _8_of_12_ elbows Jonas. [01:21] vote4 bebug [01:21] DEBUG now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [01:21] sorry mats-trek [01:21] vote4 off [01:21] <_8_of_12_> Okay, I'm letting Faith take the helm. Be patient with her. :) [01:21] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [01:21] MAGNET scored 2 vote(s). [01:21] OFF scored 6 vote(s). [01:21] Votes cast: 8 Judges present: 11 [01:21] *** _8_of_12_ is now known as George [01:21] OFF wins [01:21] majority [01:21] Greetings, Faith. [01:21] Now in OFF mode. [01:21] Retrieving punchlines for competition SCIFIMOVIES, please stand by... [01:21] Retrieval SCIFIMOVIES competition complete. [01:21] SevDoctor requested the shortlist: [01:21] ALTERED [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:21] CONCERN [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:21] DISTURBING [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:21] MOTHER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:21] REST [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:21] THESE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:21] TIME [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:21] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [01:22] *** George is now known as George_Michael [01:22] Welcome in the middle of a normal Judging Session [01:22] Hi Faith! Welcome aboard! =] [01:22] Hello Faith [01:22] Hello! [01:22] hi faith [01:22] SevDoctor asks about ALTERED [01:22] "I have ALTERED my daily chores. Pray I do not alter then further!" [01:22] *** e_of_PI has joined #sevtrek [01:22] cut [01:22] Everything is going too smooth... [01:22] keep [01:22] hehe [01:22] cut [01:22] okay... [01:22] keep [01:22] keep ? [01:22] "too"? [01:22] Where are we? [01:22] keep [01:22] <[ThunderWolf]> cut [01:22] This is a pretty good one. [01:22] up to now, yes. I intend to go for the record =] [01:22] ALTERED now gets status: "Keep it!". [01:22] 4 keeps (57%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (43%) [[5 mutes ] [01:22] Something is going to happen, I think... [01:22] How do I change my name!? Eight think's he's sooooo funny! [01:22] hmm... too many mutes! [01:22] Use /nick Somenick [01:22] * MattN chokes really hard on his diet pepsi... Gak. [01:23] More votes please [01:23] we've got WINNING punchlines, we've got girls, we've got cola... yum =) [01:23] *** George_Michael is now known as Faith [01:23] =] [01:23] keep [01:23] Better. :) [01:23] If I knew where you are, I' [01:23] hi Faith [01:23] that is indeed better= ) [01:23] ALTERED now gets status: "Keep it!". [01:23] 5 keeps (62%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (38%) [[4 mutes ] [01:23] d vote! [01:23] Hello Nova [01:23] I'm moving on [01:23] SevDoctor asks about CONCERN [01:23] "Dirty dishes do not CONCERN me, Mother." [01:23] keep [01:23] Hello Faith [01:23] cut [01:23] What won sevtrek? [01:23] so how's life, faith? you're probably confused by all this information :) [01:23] cut [01:23] cut [01:23] *** Faith has quit IRC (Killed (NickServ (This nick is reserved by another user))) [01:23] e: USE [01:23] keep [01:23] i dunno what won sevtrek.. [01:23] Awwww [01:23] ooohhh [01:23] eep =) [01:23] cut [01:23] hehehe [01:23] That's bad... [01:24] Nice... [01:24] cut [01:24] <[ThunderWolf]> cut [01:24] *** sbara has joined #sevtrek [01:24] HURRY UP! [01:24] CONCERN now gets status: "It's cut!". [01:24] 1 keeps (14%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (86%) [[5 mutes ] [01:24] *** Shlamko has quit IRC (Ping timeout for Shlamko[213.8.1.10]) [01:24] Welcome back, Faith [01:24] Something happened then. [01:24] SevDoctor asks about DISTURBING [01:24] "I find your abundance of nagging DISTURBING..." [01:24] cut [01:24] keep [01:24] The nick was already registered by another user [01:24] keep [01:24] cut [01:24] cut [01:24] cut [01:24] cut [01:24] *** sbara is now known as Faith [01:24] yeah, the nickname faith was already taked [01:24] Ah.. [01:24] <[ThunderWolf]> cut [01:24] eh..taken [01:24] cut [01:24]