Session Start: Sat Nov 18 00:17:52 2000 [00:17] * Logging #sevtrek to '#sevtrek.log' [00:17] starting time: 00:15 [00:17] stopwatch started! [00:18] Counting on my stopwatch has started [00:18] *** Marina changes topic to 'Sev Judging is now in Session.' [00:18] * DrJonasBashir spits on his hands [00:18] Marina? :-) [00:18] *** DrJonasBashir is now known as SevDoctor [00:18] *** NovaFlash sets mode: +o Marina [00:18] Now in OFF mode. [00:18] Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREKTV, please stand by... [00:18] Retrieval SEVTREKTV competition complete. [00:18] SevDoctor requested the shortlist: [00:18] CREW [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:18] HAMLET [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:18] NOT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:18] PARTER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:18] URGE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:18] WHOLE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:18] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:18] *** NovaFlash sets mode: +o Majel [00:18] *** e_of_PI changes topic to 'Sev Judging is now in Session. May Dolphin have mercy on out souls.' [00:18] 30 seconds... [00:18] LOL! [00:18] SevDoctor asks about CREW [00:18] "Of all my CREW, you're the last I expected to lose your head, Mr Beta." [00:18] *** e_of_PI changes topic to 'Sev Judging is now in Session. May Dolphin have mercy on our souls.' [00:18] Go, daughter, go! =) [00:18] cut [00:18] keep [00:18] hehee [00:18] keep [00:18] <_5618_> keep [00:18] keep [00:18] cut [00:18] keep [00:18] Corny, but nice. [00:19] Hypothecially, just say I was ever going to run the judging session, which script loads where? [00:19] CREW now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:19] 5 keeps (71%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (29%) [[4 mutes ] [00:19] cut [00:19] keep [00:19] Too many mutes, peeple [00:19] masterpop.ini [00:19] CREW now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:19] 6 keeps (67%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (33%) [[2 mutes ] [00:19] SevDoctor asks about HAMLET [00:19] "Alert Heavily that the HAMLET production is a go..." [00:19] From there you can get to the other popups [00:19] * dolfijntje kicks SevDoctor [00:19] cut [00:19] <_5618_> cut [00:19] cut [00:19] cut [00:19] keep [00:19] cut [00:19] joeno; could you send me the lasest popups? [00:19] cut [00:19] and dolphins [00:19] eh. latest. [00:19] I will... [00:19] keep [00:19] eh? [00:19] cut [00:20] <_5618_> I've got to say HI from HirogenHunter and another friend of mine! [00:20] HAMLET now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:20] 2 keeps (22%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (78%) [[2 mutes ] [00:20] okay, HI. [00:20] SevDoctor asks about NOT [00:20] "Gaudy, I clearly said "Set course for Betazed" NOT "Set course for Beta's head"!" [00:20] Hi back. [00:20] Hello! [00:20] hi [00:20] keep [00:20] keep [00:20] keep !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [00:20] I love this one! [00:20] cut [00:20] keep [00:20] <_5618_> Finally. [00:20] I like this one... [00:20] Okay, so now I have the masterpop.ini loaded... what now? Hypothetically speaking. [00:20] keep [00:20] neutral [00:20] neutral [00:20] <_5618_> keep [00:20] *** Shlamko has joined #sevtrek [00:20] bah, okay [00:20] keep [00:20] NOT now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:20] 7 keeps (78%) -- 2 neutrals (22%) -- 0 cuts (0%) [[3 mutes ] [00:20] Guybrush; your question will be answered one day.. when majel.sevspace.com is finished. [00:20] SevDoctor asks about PARTER [00:20] "When they said this was a "two-PARTER" I didn't think they meant..." [00:21] Go to the tallybot of your choice, and choose Load XXXX popus [00:21] keep [00:21] <_5618_> cut [00:21] cut [00:21] neutral [00:21] cut [00:21] we have XXX popups? [00:21] Where XXXX is the name of the bot [00:21] cut [00:21] cut [00:21] mmmm yeah.. [00:21] PARTER now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:21] 1 keeps (14%) -- 1 neutrals (14%) -- 5 cuts (71%) [[5 mutes ] [00:21] yeah, Joeno and Majel... hmm hmm... [00:21] i like xxx popups, joeno! =) [00:21] right now, teh popups are telling me dirty stuff =] [00:21] I'm sure you do... [00:21] *realises this is majel and joeno having intercourse* ACK! [00:21] SevDoctor asks about URGE [00:21] "I have this sudden URGE to perform a scene from "Hamlet"..." [00:21] * _5618_ can't read all the letters properly. Has had too much to drink. [00:21] cut [00:21] cut [00:21] cut [00:21] *** e_of_PI has quit IRC (Ping timeout for e_of_PI[213.8.1.56]) [00:21] cut [00:22] cut [00:22] cut [00:22] keep [00:22] <_5618_> cut [00:22] this is just... not funny. [00:22] URGE now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:22] 1 keeps (12%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (88%) [[3 mutes ] [00:22] I know. [00:22] it doesn't flow right. [00:22] *** Shlamko is now known as e_of_PI [00:22] It disrupts the force. [00:22] SevDoctor asks about WHOLE [00:22] "I've heard of people losing their head, but a WHOLE body?" [00:22] cut ! [00:22] cut [00:22] keep [00:22] cut [00:22] hehehe [00:22] cut [00:22] keep [00:22] <_5618_> cut [00:22] neutral [00:22] neutral [00:22] * dolfijntje removes Johan's body [00:22] sometimes cheesy can be good =) [00:22] ack! [00:22] * dolfijntje hangs the body on the wall [00:22] nooo [00:22] WHOLE now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:22] 2 keeps (22%) -- 2 neutrals (22%) -- 5 cuts (56%) [[2 mutes ] [00:22] * dolfijntje paints dartboard on Johan [00:22] SevDoctor requested the shortlist: [00:22] CREW [67%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:22] NOT [78%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:22] Okay, I can't figure it out. Oh well, not that it matters. This will be my last judging session [00:23] * dolfijntje prepares darts... >:) [00:23] Now in FINAL mode. [00:23] dolphin: nah that's needed next week [00:23] vote! [00:23] <_5618_> vote4 crew [00:23] vote4 not [00:23] vote4 not [00:23] * NovaFlash bites dolphin's tail [00:23] vote4 not [00:23] vote4 not [00:23] vote4 not [00:23] <_5618_> OK [00:23] vote4 not [00:23] vote4 crew [00:23] I think we have a winner ;-) [00:23] we're 6 minutes along :) [00:23] Even though I'm sure NOT will lose it in the translatin [00:23] vote4 not [00:23] vote4 crew [00:23] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:23] CREW scored 3 vote(s). [00:23] NOT scored 7 vote(s). [00:23] Votes cast: 10 Judges present: 11 [00:23] 5:45 here [00:23] done, next! [00:23] Now in OFF mode. [00:23] Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREKMOVIE, please stand by... [00:23] Retrieval SEVTREKMOVIE competition complete. [00:23] SevDoctor requested the shortlist: [00:23] IMG [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:23] HELL [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:23] PROBLEMS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:23] STAND [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:23] SURE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:23] YOUR [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:23] SONIC [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:23] WORRIED [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:23] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:23] almost 6 was what I meant [00:23] What's Betazed in Sevic? [00:23] vote4 IMG [00:23] SevDoctor asks about IMG [00:23] "" [00:24] I think that's littlestar's punchline [00:24] Not yet decided, I think... [00:24] Nova...? [00:24] cut [00:24] keep [00:24] hmmm [00:24] keep ! [00:24] Have you noticed something plain amazing? I havn't been kicked out jet... who bribed felia? [00:24] =) [00:24] * dolfijntje slaps forehead with tail [00:24] I don't know. [00:24] keep [00:24] <_5618_> cut [00:24] My computer just mixed Lisa Ekdahl and Pikachu... [00:24] Yes, you're still in woohoo! =) [00:24] IMG now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:24] 3 keeps (60%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (40%) [[6 mutes ] [00:24] Listen guys, from now on, if my computer will disconect, I won't reconnect. So excpect me to disappear without warning. [00:24] hehe. [00:24] wow, it's kept [00:24] I bribed Telia! [00:24] WOOHOO! [00:24] Alright... [00:24] cut [00:24] IMG now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:24] 2 keeps (40%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (60%) [[6 mutes ] [00:24] I can't belive that got KEPT [00:24] okay, pee of i. [00:24] SevDoctor asks about HELL [00:24] "Quirk: Can I have your headband to cover my ears? Spook: The HELL you can't." [00:25] cut [00:25] cut [00:25] keep [00:25] <_5618_> cut [00:25] cut [00:25] keep [00:25] keep [00:25] hehe [00:25] cut ! [00:25] wonderful humor =) [00:25] keep [00:25] keep [00:25] the guy with the stereo looks like Kneelicks! [00:25] is it me, or does the kid look like kneelicks? [00:25] HELL now gets status: "Equal vote.". [00:25] 5 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (50%) [[1 mutes ] [00:25] Hmm... is it just me, or does the new Sev Trek Movie ask for a lot of punchlines crossing the border...? [00:25] No he doesn't [00:25] LOL!!! [00:25] oh dear :) [00:25] He IS Kneelicks :-) [00:25] It does. [00:25] SevDoctor asks about PROBLEMS [00:25] "Quirk: Ow! my ears! Spook: You think you've got PROBLEMS?" [00:25] but Jonas and I said it at once... [00:25] <_5618_> keep [00:25] keep [00:25] cut [00:26] cut [00:26] keep [00:26] He definitely looks like him =] [00:26] is it just me or is the new sevtrekmovie a (p)rehash of "Data swearing" [00:26] cut [00:26] keep [00:26] cut [00:26] keep [00:26] That too... [00:26] PROBLEMS now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:26] 5 keeps (56%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (44%) [[2 mutes ] [00:26] Well since you asked: the current punchline is PROBLEMS [00:26] "Quirk: Ow! my ears! Spook: You think you've got PROBLEMS?" [00:26] SevDoctor asks about STAND [00:26] "Gym: How can you STAND someone that annoying? Spook: Experience." [00:26] cut [00:26] keep [00:26] neutral [00:26] keep [00:26] keep ! [00:26] keep [00:26] cut [00:26] keep!!!!! [00:26] keep [00:26] keep [00:26] 9 minutes... [00:26] now I got it [00:26] STAND now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:26] 6 keeps (75%) -- 1 neutrals (12%) -- 1 cuts (12%) [[3 mutes ] [00:27] Approaching the 10... [00:27] no... [00:27] SevDoctor asks about SURE [00:27] "Spook: Are you SURE he's human? Quirk: Knowing my luck, he's an ancestor." [00:27] we go by my watch, oenboy. [00:27] What, I'm going fine? [00:27] cut [00:27] neutral [00:27] cut [00:27] Oh, really, ceta-thingie? [00:27] keep [00:27] keep [00:27] yes [00:27] dolfijntje; you should have warned us of that. =)) [00:27] <_5618_> cut [00:27] I started the instant majel started [00:27] neutral [00:27] Oh... [00:27] cut [00:27] keep [00:27] *** e_of_PI changes topic to 'Sev Judging is now in Session. May Dolphin has mercy on our souls.' [00:27] SURE now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:27] 3 keeps (33%) -- 2 neutrals (22%) -- 4 cuts (44%) [[2 mutes ] [00:27] But we use Marina, and she even runs from my computer... [00:27] I'M the one who said stopwatch ready. [00:27] SevDoctor asks about YOUR [00:27] "Quirk: Glad I don't have YOUR hearing right now. Spook: Oh the pain!" [00:27] hush. [00:27] *** e_of_PI changes topic to 'Sev Judging is now in Session. May Dolphin have mercy on our souls.' [00:28] woohoo; you're awfully neutral today =) [00:28] cut [00:28] But I'M the one who had it ready... [00:28] cut [00:28] neutral [00:28] cut [00:28] cut [00:28] cut [00:28] cut [00:28] <_5618_> cut [00:28] :-P [00:28] YOUR now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:28] 0 keeps (0%) -- 1 neutrals (12%) -- 7 cuts (88%) [[3 mutes ] [00:28] I had it redy ten minutes before we started! [00:28] SevDoctor asks about SONIC [00:28] "Spook: I didn't know you had SONIC weapons in the 20th century." [00:28] keep [00:28] hehe [00:28] cut [00:28] keep [00:28] keep [00:28] keep [00:28] keep [00:28] should be "did not" [00:28] <_5618_> keep [00:28] neutral [00:28] SONIC now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:28] 6 keeps (75%) -- 1 neutrals (12%) -- 1 cuts (12%) [[3 mutes ] [00:28] That's not having it ready, that's having it near. [00:28] i don't have many opinions today... and i'm slow [00:28] It should be 'I was unaware you had sonic weapons' [00:28] keep [00:28] * dolfijntje kills Joeno [00:28] SevDoctor asks about WORRIED [00:28] "Spook: ...and you WORRIED I might be recognized as an alien!" [00:28] cut [00:28] keep [00:28] *** Joeno is now known as TheBigOen [00:28] keep ! [00:28] keep [00:29] details, details [00:29] keep [00:29] keep [00:29] * TheBigOen can't be killed by a small cetacean :-P [00:29] cut [00:29] neutral [00:29] I want to see that movie again. [00:29] * dolfijntje brings in Polly and Flipperette [00:29] WORRIED now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:29] 5 keeps (62%) -- 1 neutrals (12%) -- 2 cuts (25%) [[3 mutes ] [00:29] <_5618_> neutral [00:29] I want it on my computer =) [00:29] *** e_of_PI is now known as TheSmalle [00:29] SevDoctor requested the shortlist: [00:29] HELL [50%, 0] "Equal vote." [00:29] PROBLEMS [56%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:29] STAND [75%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:29] SONIC [78%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:29] WORRIED [56%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:29] Now in FINAL mode. [00:29] vote4 hell [00:29] my [00:29] vote4 sonic [00:29] vote4 sonic [00:29] vote4 stand [00:29] this is like the 4th time I've had the option to vote4 hell [00:29] <_5618_> vote4 sonic [00:29] vote4 stand [00:29] vote4 sonic [00:29] go2 hell ? :) [00:29] vote4 stand [00:29] vote4 hell [00:29] vote4 sonic [00:29] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:29] HELL scored 1 vote(s). [00:29] STAND scored 3 vote(s). [00:29] SONIC scored 5 vote(s). [00:29] Votes cast: 9 Judges present: 11 [00:29] hehe [00:30] yay [00:30] *** TheSmalle is now known as e_of_PI [00:30] HELL now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [00:30] gee. [00:30] We should get a punchline HEAVEN and a punchline HELL once... and then vote ;-) [00:30] again Dolphin [00:30] *** TheBigOen is now known as Joeno [00:30] vote4 stand [00:30] there goes the belief that hell does exist. [00:30] <_5618_> vote4 sonic [00:30] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:30] STAND scored 4 vote(s). [00:30] SONIC scored 5 vote(s). [00:30] Votes cast: 9 Judges present: 11 [00:30] <_5618_> LOL [00:30] Nova - LOL! [00:30] Sevqueen? [00:30] it's been cut by sevman.. phew. i hope heaven still exists. [00:30] okay, a sevqueen [00:30] *** Stuvik has joined #sevtrek [00:30] me too :) [00:30] Now in OFF mode. [00:30] Retrieving punchlines for competition SCIFIMOVIES, please stand by... [00:30] Retrieval SCIFIMOVIES competition complete. [00:30] SevDoctor requested the shortlist: [00:30] EXPIRES [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:30] FAN [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:30] LEAST [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:30] MADE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:30] PROFITABLE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:30] RARELY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:30] SPIN [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:30] UNPOPULAR [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:30] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:31] SevDoctor asks about EXPIRES [00:31] "Not till our contract EXPIRES." [00:31] * Wizzard likes to change his guess to 47 minutes [00:31] *** dolfijntje is now known as dolfijntje-away [00:31] keep [00:31] cut [00:31] cut [00:31] sorry i'm late guv'nor [00:31] Wizzard: that's a bit unfair hm? [00:31] <_5618_> cut [00:31] keep [00:31] Welcome, my dear Stuvik [00:31] cut [00:31] Stuvik... sounds familiar =] [00:31] cut [00:31] nova: worth a try... :=) [00:31] keep [00:31] EXPIRES now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:31] 3 keeps (38%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (62%) [[4 mutes ] [00:31] Goodmorning Will, how are you? [00:32] Guybrush, tell him who I am [00:32] not bad [00:32] Now in OFF mode. [00:32] <_5618_> ??? [00:32] Umm... Sev Doctor is Lieutenant Gellerstadt [00:32] oops [00:32]