Session Start: Sat Nov 25 00:08:15 2000 [00:08] * Logging #sevtrek to '#sevtrek.log' [00:08] * Gizmo sighs. I miss....oh, why do I bother to say it? [00:08] MAJEL!!! [00:08] <_5618_> Hi Majel. [00:08]  Now in OFF mode. [00:08]  Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREKTV, please stand by... [00:08]  Retrieval SEVTREKTV competition complete. [00:08]  NovaFlash requested the shortlist: [00:08]  BARF [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:08]  BEATS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:08]  CORKS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:08]  GRAVITY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:08]  WORK [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:08]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:08] MAJEL!!! [00:08] Majel! [00:08] Dear! [00:08] *** MattNelson has quit IRC (Leaving) [00:08] * Rebecca is here. Ready or not, here i come. [00:08] Yeah! [00:08] I know you miss Brandon, Gizmo... I miss muffy. Though..sigh. At least you have your loved one =) [00:08] *** Rebecca has joined #sevtrek [00:09]  NovaFlash asks about BARF  [00:09]  "This is how I give BARF his vaccinations." [00:09] REBECCA!!! [00:09] <_5618_> keep [00:09] keep [00:09] keep [00:09] keep [00:09] keep [00:09] keep [00:09] * Rebecca spoons felia out of habit, not even knowing what name she has now.. [00:09] keep [00:09] <_5618_> I was first (so...?) [00:09] keep [00:09] cut [00:09] neutral [00:09] cut [00:09]  BARF now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:09]  8 keeps (73%) -- 1 neutrals (9%) -- 2 cuts (18%) [[5 mutes ] [00:09] Gizmo, do you remember how to vote? =] [00:09]  NovaFlash asks about BEATS  [00:09]  "I guess genetic engineering BEATS engineering!" [00:09] <_5618_> cut [00:09] cut [00:09] keep [00:09] neutral [00:09] keep [00:09] keep [00:09] neutral [00:09] keep [00:09] keep [00:09] keep [00:10] cut [00:10]  BEATS now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:10]  6 keeps (55%) -- 2 neutrals (18%) -- 3 cuts (27%) [[5 mutes ] [00:10]  NovaFlash asks about CORKS  [00:10]  "When you learn to shoot champagne CORKS like I do...." [00:10] <_5618_> keep [00:10] cut [00:10] cut [00:10] cut [00:10] cut [00:10] keep [00:10] cut [00:10] cut [00:10] cut [00:10] cut [00:10] it's going to be cut... [00:10] cut [00:10] <_5618_> cut [00:10]  CORKS now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:10]  1 keeps (9%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 10 cuts (91%) [[5 mutes ] [00:10]  NovaFlash asks about GRAVITY  [00:10]  "I changed the artificial GRAVITY where you're standing." [00:10] <_5618_> cut [00:10] cut [00:10] cut [00:10] keep [00:10] keep [00:11] neutral [00:11] cut [00:11] neutral [00:11] cut [00:11] cut [00:11] artifical gravity? [00:11] *** WooHoo has quit IRC (Ping timeout for WooHoo[t3o86p5.telia.com]) [00:11] *** Rebecca is now known as WooHoo [00:11] neutral [00:11] neutral [00:11]  GRAVITY now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:11]  2 keeps (17%) -- 4 neutrals (33%) -- 6 cuts (50%) [[3 mutes ] [00:12]  NovaFlash asks about WORK  [00:12]  "Technobabble doesn't WORK when you're playing darts!" [00:12] <_5618_> cut [00:12] keep [00:12] keep [00:12] neutral [00:12] cut [00:12] keep [00:12] cut [00:12] cut [00:12] cut [00:12] cut [00:12] cut [00:12] keep [00:13]  WORK now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:13]  4 keeps (33%) -- 1 neutrals (8%) -- 7 cuts (58%) [[3 mutes ] [00:13]  Now in FINAL mode. [00:13]  NovaFlash requested the shortlist: [00:13]  BARF [73%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:13]  BEATS [55%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:13] <_5618_> vote4 barf [00:13] vote4 barf [00:13] vote4 barf [00:13] vote4 barf [00:13] vote4 puke [00:13] BARF! [00:13] vote4 barf [00:13] <_5618_> it's barf [00:13] <_5618_> vote4 barf [00:13] LOL [00:13] vote4 barf [00:13] vote4 barf [00:13] vote4 barf [00:13] vote for barf [00:13] vote4 barf [00:13] hmmm [00:13] vote4 barf [00:13] Gizmo? [00:13] vote4 beats [00:13] *** _8_of_12_ has joined #sevtrek [00:14] *@ [00:14] 8!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [00:14] Ehmmm... [00:14] 8!!!!!!!!!! [00:14] * _5618_ welcomes you to this §evilian meeting, you're number 16 [00:14] 8! [00:14] 8!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [00:14] 8! [00:14] Welcome! [00:14]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:14]  BARF scored 10 vote(s). [00:14]  BEATS scored 1 vote(s). [00:14]  Votes cast: 11 Judges present: 16 [00:14] 8 [00:14] <_5618_> GuyBrush! [00:14] <_8_of_12_> I have no idea how I'm here, but I am... [00:14] How the hell?? [00:14] We're glad you can still come! [00:14] aah =] [00:14] * WooHoo hugs 8 [00:14] Thanksgiving miracle =] [00:14] gonna let us say goodbye at least?? [00:14] * DrJonasBashir hugs 8 and kisses him in the mouth [00:14] <_8_of_12_> While it lasts, everyone. My days are surely numbered [00:14] EWWW! [00:14] <_5618_> in? [00:14] *** Zita has left #sevtrek [00:14] <_8_of_12_> Jonas, you're scaring me! [00:15] YUCK! [00:15] * Gizmo raises an eyebrow. [00:15] Okay, I think beats won. :) [00:15] JB: I thought you had kids...? [00:15] er... [00:15]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:15]  BARF scored 10 vote(s). [00:15]  BEATS scored 1 vote(s). [00:15]  Votes cast: 11 Judges present: 15 [00:15] yes I do [00:15] Yes... [00:15] yeah, beats won =) [00:15] Close one [00:15] <_8_of_12_> vote4 beat [00:15]  Now in OFF mode. [00:15]  Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREKMOVIE, please stand by... [00:15]  Retrieval SEVTREKMOVIE competition complete. [00:15]  NovaFlash requested the shortlist: [00:15]  IMG [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:15]  GAG [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:15]  LANGUAGE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:15]  PG [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:15]  POWER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:15]  SONIC [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:15]  TUNE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:15]  WASH [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:15]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:15] That doesn't mean anything Joeno [00:15] Well, then... Hmmm... [00:15] 8: your votes don't count =P [00:15] vote4 IMG [00:15]  NovaFlash asks about IMG  [00:15]  "" [00:15] IMG again? :-) [00:15] keep [00:15] :=) [00:15] hehehe [00:15] yes, IMG again... good one [00:15] <_5618_> ??? [00:15] cut [00:15] keep [00:15] cut it [00:15] keep [00:15] * WooHoo not feeling well, i think i'll go to bed now. [00:15] This doesn't make sense! I had something on my mind, I forgot it, but I'm telling you about it! [00:16] Goodnight WooHoo! [00:16] <_8_of_12_> Sorry I'm a bit late, my mother decided to do $300 worth of grocery shopping at 8am [00:16] keep [00:16] <_5618_> Sleep tight!!!!!! [00:16] bye woohoo [00:16] bye woohoo [00:16] bye [00:16] $150? [00:16] Bye woohoo [00:16] Wow... [00:16] *** WooHoo has quit IRC (Leaving) [00:16]  IMG now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:16]  4 keeps (80%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 1 cuts (20%) [[9 mutes ] [00:16]  NovaFlash asks about GAG  [00:16]  "I may have to use your headband - as a GAG." [00:16] <_8_of_12_> URL for the punchline page thingie? [00:16] :=) [00:16] <_5618_> keep [00:16] it's kept [00:16] http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/punchlines.asp [00:16] cut# [00:16] cut [00:16] cut [00:16] keep [00:16] cut [00:16] cut [00:17] <_8_of_12_> thanks, Nova [00:17] neutral [00:17] cut [00:17]  GAG now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:17]  2 keeps (25%) -- 1 neutrals (12%) -- 5 cuts (62%) [[6 mutes ] [00:17] <_8_of_12_> cut [00:17] neutral [00:17]  NovaFlash asks about LANGUAGE  [00:17]  "And you need to watch your #^$*& LANGUAGE!" [00:17] <_5618_> cut [00:17] cut [00:17] keep [00:17] cut [00:17] keep [00:17] cut [00:17] keep [00:17] <_8_of_12_> keep [00:17] keep [00:17] keep [00:17] *** Captain has joined #sevtrek [00:17] keep [00:17] * _5618_ welcomes you to this §evilian meeting, you're number 15 [00:17] Hello Captain [00:17] 11,0+%0,11%+12,11+%11,12%+2,12+%12,2%+1,2+%2,1%+15,1 Did anyone notice that "*#@$ is the LOGICAL next swear word?2,1+%12,21,2%+12,2+%2,12%+11,12+%12,11%+0,11+%11,0%+ [00:17] <_5618_> Hi Captain Big Mouth! [00:17] Thanks man! [00:18] No, Nova... I have a life [00:18]  LANGUAGE now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:18]  7 keeps (70%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (30%) [[5 mutes ] [00:18] hey :) [00:18] No... [00:18]  NovaFlash asks about PG  [00:18]  "Whoa, way too colourful! You're breaking the PG Directive!" [00:18] <_5618_> cut [00:18] cut [00:18] neutral [00:18] <_8_of_12_> cut [00:18] keep [00:18] cut [00:18] cut [00:18] neutral [00:18] keep [00:18] Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? [00:18] <_8_of_12_> So is JC here, or here and not here? [00:18] If this goes on, IMG might be the only one we actually kept... [00:18]  PG now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:18]  2 keeps (22%) -- 2 neutrals (22%) -- 5 cuts (56%) [[6 mutes ] [00:19] keep [00:19]  NovaFlash asks about POWER  [00:19]  "More POWER to the censors!" [00:19] same reason there's interstate highways in Alaska. [00:19] and we'll have to put it on the strip [00:19] good morning joeno! (we kept language) [00:19] Yes... [00:19] keep [00:19] gotta go for 10 minutes. Bye! [00:19] *** jc has left #sevtrek [00:19] <_5618_> keep [00:19] It's too late to do this... :-) [00:19] cut !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [00:19] aaah [00:19] <_5618_> keep [00:19] cut [00:19] cut [00:19] cut [00:19] <_8_of_12_> keep [00:19] cut [00:19] cut [00:19] it's been used before, hasn't it? [00:19] yes [00:19] keep [00:19] Where did I see this one before? [00:19] cut [00:19] Beta swearing... [00:19] <_5618_> yes [00:19] keep [00:19] cut [00:19] if it's been used before, it's illegal [00:19] <_5618_> cut [00:20] <_5618_> keep [00:20] down with it, then [00:20] Thus, cut anyway, I'd say [00:20] cut [00:20] tally [00:20]  POWER now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:20]  5 keeps (38%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 8 cuts (62%) [[1 mutes ] [00:20]  NovaFlash asks about SONIC  [00:20]  "Remind me to wash out your mouth with a SONIC shower later." [00:20] go on [00:20] <_5618_> keep [00:20] cut [00:20] keep [00:20] keep [00:20] cut [00:20] cut [00:20] cut [00:20] <_8_of_12_> cut [00:20] cut [00:20] we have to keep some of them and the rest are worse! [00:20] keep [00:20] cut [00:20]  SONIC now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:20]  4 keeps (36%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (64%) [[3 mutes ] [00:20] we have kept one [00:20]  NovaFlash asks about TUNE  [00:20]  "Mr Spook, TUNE your voice down to stun!" [00:20] if we don't keep, we don't keep [00:20] <_5618_> cut [00:21] there's no need to keep [00:21] cut [00:21] cut [00:21] cut [00:21] keep [00:21] cut !!!!!! [00:21] cut [00:21] Cheesy [00:21] cut!!!!!! [00:21] which one did we keep? [00:21] IMG :=) [00:21] keep [00:21] hehehe [00:21] <_8_of_12_> cut [00:21] cut [00:21] You know, now I think of it, IMG sounds like swearing... would be nice too... :-) [00:21] serious: language [00:21] cut [00:21] hehe! [00:21] yes it DOES make sense in a way [00:21] I don't get it. IMG what? [00:21] i like it already! [00:21] It's an HTML tag, Kate =] [00:21] I'm going to vote4 it, I think... [00:21] me too, Joeno [00:21] <_8_of_12_> Nothing to get, Kate. Just a whole lotta gits. [00:22] If JC messes up the page, I'd say we have the right to vote for it ;-) [00:22] oh... [00:22] space katet; that punchline wasn't originally in, it's an error. but it looks like <- looking like swearing :) [00:22] oh! thank you! [00:22] <_5618_> LOL [00:22] LOL [00:22] tally? [00:22]  TUNE now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:22]  2 keeps (17%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 10 cuts (83%) [[2 mutes ] [00:22]  NovaFlash asks about WASH  [00:22]  "Setting phizzers to "WASH Mouth"" [00:22] <_5618_> cut [00:22] cut [00:22] cut [00:22] hehehe! [00:22] cut [00:22] cut [00:22] <_8_of_12_> cut [00:22] cut [00:22] keep [00:23] cut ! [00:23] More cheese ahead [00:23] cut [00:23] cut [00:23] cut [00:23] <_8_of_12_> Jonas will never understand the concept of cheese [00:23] cut [00:23] keep [00:23] come on, this is cheesy! [00:23] *** TLE has joined #sevtrek [00:23] hello [00:23] ` [00:23] JOSH!!!!! [00:23] * _5618_ welcomes you to this §evilian meeting, you're number 15 [00:23]  WASH now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:23]  2 keeps (14%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 12 cuts (86%) [[1 mutes ] [00:23] Hello TLE! [00:23] <_5618_> Hi Ensign! [00:23]  Now in FINAL mode. [00:23] TLE! [00:23]  NovaFlash requested the shortlist: [00:23]  IMG [80%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:23]  LANGUAGE [70%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:23] * DrJonasBashir shoots The Lone Ensign... he dies =] [00:24] vote4 IMG :=) [00:24] vote4 img [00:24] vote4 language [00:24] <_5618_> vote4 img [00:24] vote4 img [00:24] I think LANGUAGE is bad, IMG is a bit better... [00:24] vote4 language [00:24] vote4 img [00:24] img rules! :) [00:24] <_8_of_12_> vote4 language [00:24] vote4 anythingbutIMG [00:24] psst Nova op me ;) [00:24] vote4 language [00:24] *** NovaFlash sets mode: +o Gizmo [00:24] *** NovaFlash sets mode: +o TLE [00:24] *** NovaFlash sets mode: +o Joeno [00:24] cool [00:24] <_5618_> and me? [00:24] *** NovaFlash sets mode: +o _5618_ [00:24] why, thank you :) [00:24] now, where are we? [00:24] *** NovaFlash sets mode: +o _8_of_12_ [00:24] * Captain says he's in a good mood today and won't be blasting anybody. [00:24] <_8_of_12_> Nooo, no special preference for anyone! [00:24] *** _8_of_12_ sets mode: -o _8_of_12_ [00:24] * Joeno wonders why he gets op... :-) [00:24] lol [00:24] Hmm [00:25] I have the kick button on you 8 =] [00:25]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:25]  IMG scored 5 vote(s). [00:25]  LANGUAGE scored 4 vote(s). [00:25]  Votes cast: 9 Judges present: 15 [00:25] vote4 IMG [00:25] it's the next step after deopping [00:25] img won :=) [00:25] <_5618_> vote4 img [00:25] vote4 img [00:25] vote4 language [00:25]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:25]  IMG scored 6 vote(s). [00:25]  LANGUAGE scored 5 vote(s). [00:25]  Votes cast: 11 Judges present: 15 [00:25] language sucks. I have an option, I used it [00:25] next comp... [00:25] what was IMG? [00:25] <_8_of_12_> Do your worst, Jonas [00:25] That's a hard one to judge. [00:25] Sevqueen... Though I know the outcome probably :-( [00:25] lol, this is a bit close, though. [00:25] bwahahahahaha! [00:25] no, people.. i'll have to take this up with john. [00:25] *** DrJonasBashir sets mode: +o _8_of_12_ [00:25] I don't like language either but it's the only one [00:25] *** DrJonasBashir was kicked by _8_of_12_ (DrJonasBashir) [00:26] *** _8_of_12_ sets mode: -o _8_of_12_ [00:26] all the punchlines weren't that good [00:26] > NovaFlash asks about IMG [00:26] [00:15] "" [00:26] kate: that's the whole point in voting img [00:26] mind if we continue with the next thing now? [00:26] That's IMG [00:26] *** DrJonasBashir has joined #sevtrek [00:26] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o DrJonasBashir [00:26] <_8_of_12_> *sniggers* [00:26] oh... sorry I' still waking up! [00:26] Alright... [00:26] I think it's dead funny :) [00:26] u...huh... [00:26]  Now in OFF mode. [00:26]  Retrieving punchlines for competition SCIFIMOVIES, please stand by... [00:26]  Retrieval SCIFIMOVIES competition complete. [00:26]  NovaFlash requested the shortlist: [00:26]  BURY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:26]  CAN [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:26]  CANCEL [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:26]  COLLECT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:26]  DONOR [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:26]  SAVES [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:26]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:26] *** _8_of_12_ was kicked by DrJonasBashir (No kicking during the JS!) [00:26] * _8_of_12_ hides [00:26] What's with the IMG [00:27] now all these are really bad... [00:27] Hmmm... that's a contradiction [00:27] But no IMG... [00:27] <_5618_> indeed...... [00:27] IMG???????? [00:27] *** _8_of_12_ has joined #sevtrek [00:27]  NovaFlash asks about BURY  [00:27]  "At least I don't have to BURY him!" [00:27] What do that mean?\ [00:27] <_5618_> Accept for the 4th one. [00:27] <_5618_> cut [00:27] cut [00:27] cut [00:27] keep [00:27] <_8_of_12_> cut [00:27] cut [00:27] cut [00:27] you can run, but you can't hide =] [00:27] cut [00:27] cut [00:27] keep [00:27] what's the url to the punchlines page? [00:27] <_5618_> Exept! [00:27] yeah th 4th one's okay [00:27] <_5618_> TuPoS aTe BeLL! [00:28] http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/punchlines.asp [00:28] http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/punchlines.asp [00:28] <_8_of_12_> It wouldn't let me back in for some reason [00:28]  BURY now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:28]  2 keeps (20%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 8 cuts (80%) [[5 mutes ] [00:28]  NovaFlash asks about CAN  [00:28]  "I guess you CAN take it with you!" [00:28] <_5618_> cut [00:28] keep [00:28] keep [00:28] cut [00:28] cut [00:28] cut [00:28] http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/punchlines.asp [00:28] http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/punchlines.asp [00:28] cut [00:28] take what with you? i don't understand. [00:28] <_8_of_12_> keep [00:28] cut [00:28] cut [00:28] neutral [00:28] cut [00:28] what happened to those Levi's ad spoofs? [00:28] its that old saying... [00:28] cut [00:28] You can't take your body with you to heaven. [00:28] what comp is this? [00:29] <_8_of_12_> Ah, but is there a heaven? [00:29] or your worldly possessions. [00:29] Sci Fi Movie [00:29] <_8_of_12_> sci-fi movie [00:29] Yoda fading while dieing [00:29] SciFi Movies [00:29] brb [00:29] *** LordOfTheMonkeys has left #sevtrek [00:29] keep [00:29] TALLY! [00:29]  CAN now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:29]  4 keeps (33%) -- 1 neutrals (8%) -- 7 cuts (58%) [[2 mutes ] [00:29] cut [00:29]  NovaFlash asks about CANCEL  [00:29]  "Note to self: CANCEL pre-paid funeral plans." [00:29] <_5618_> cut [00:29] cut [00:29] cut [00:29] cut [00:29] * _8_of_12_ has Farscape action figures [00:29] keep [00:29] cut [00:29] <_8_of_12_> keep [00:29] keep [00:29] cut [00:29] keep [00:29] keep [00:30] 8: Muppets? :=) [00:30] keep [00:30] <_8_of_12_> No, there wasn't one of Rygel! [00:30] keep [00:30]  CANCEL now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:30]  7 keeps (54%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (46%) [[1 mutes ] [00:30]  NovaFlash asks about COLLECT  [00:30]  "Now how are we supposed to COLLECT his life insurance?!" [00:30] <_5618_> keep [00:30] keep ! [00:30] One is kept! :-) [00:30] cut [00:30] cut [00:30] <_8_of_12_> cut [00:30] keep [00:30] keep [00:30] keep [00:30] +keep [00:30] keep ! [00:30] keep [00:30] keep [00:31] keep [00:31] imagine the life insurance for a jedi... [00:31] <_5618_> Please keep this one, it's better than the previous one (not mine). [00:31] <_8_of_12_> cut [00:31] 4743: don't worry about that now... [00:31]  COLLECT now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:31]  9 keeps (75%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (25%) [[2 mutes ] [00:31] 4743? [00:31] <_5618_> 5618 5618 5618 5618 5618 5618 5618 [00:31]  NovaFlash asks about DONOR  [00:31]  "Well thank goodness he wasn't an organ DONOR" [00:31] keep [00:31] <_5618_> cut [00:31] cut [00:31] :=) [00:31] keep [00:31] keep [00:32] <_8_of_12_> cut [00:32] keep [00:32] cut [00:32] cut [00:32] keep [00:32] keep [00:32] 8x5+6+1 [00:32]  DONOR now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:32]  6 keeps (55%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (45%) [[3 mutes ] [00:32] keep [00:32]  NovaFlash asks about SAVES  [00:32]  "Well, that SAVES on funeral costs!" [00:32] cut [00:32] keep [00:32] cut [00:32] cut [00:32] <_8_of_12_> cut ! [00:32] cut [00:32] <_5618_> cut [00:32] cut [00:32] 8x5+6+1=47 There you go _5618_! [00:32] keep [00:32] cut [00:32] <_8_of_12_> This is copying another strip's punchline [00:32] <_5618_> 56-(1+8)=47 [00:33] You know, I think that we just created a new Sev tradition... [00:33] cut [00:33] keep [00:33] We did? [00:33] Cool! [00:33] Uh huh. [00:33] what? [00:33] keep [00:33] cut then [00:33] DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! [00:33] You'll see. [00:33]  SAVES now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:33]  3 keeps (23%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 10 cuts (77%) [[1 mutes ] [00:33] *** ThreeHeadedMonkey has joined #sevtrek [00:33]  Now in FINAL mode. [00:33]  NovaFlash requested the shortlist: [00:33]  CANCEL [54%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:33]  COLLECT [75%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:33]  DONOR [58%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:33] vote4 collect [00:33] <_5618_> vote4 collect [00:33] vote4 donor [00:33] vote4 collect [00:33] vote4 collect [00:33] vote4 img [00:34] <_8_of_12_> vote4 cancel [00:34] vote4 cancel [00:34] *** Captain is now known as Captain_Big_Mouth [00:34] * Joeno smiles [00:34] IMG is not a valid punchline! [00:34] vote4 collect [00:34] =] [00:34] vote4 cancel [00:34] <_5618_> IT'S COLLECT OR CANCEL. [00:34] <_5618_> ... [00:34] cutttt cancel! [00:34] vote4 collect [00:34] COLLECT! [00:34]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:34]  CANCEL scored 3 vote(s). [00:34]  COLLECT scored 6 vote(s). [00:34]  DONOR scored 1 vote(s). [00:34]  Votes cast: 10 Judges present: 15 [00:34] *** e_of_PI has joined #sevtrek [00:34] So? :D [00:34] darn it I have to go i'm about to run out of net time... seeya next week!\ [00:35] * Joeno wonders whether Majel might be able to count IMG as neutral.., [00:35] * _5618_ welcomes you to this §evilian meeting, you're number 16 [00:35] <_5618_> Hi Shlamko. [00:35] ITAY!!!! [00:35]  DONOR now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [00:35]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:35]  CANCEL scored 3 vote(s). [00:35]  COLLECT scored 6 vote(s). [00:35]  Votes cast: 9 Judges present: 16 [00:35] I'm not going to stay for long. [00:35] <_5618_> vote4 collect [00:35] I really need the sleep. [00:35] <_5618_> You never do. [00:35] <_8_of_12_> helllllloooooooo e [00:35] VOTE FOR COLLECT! [00:35] hi e [00:35] vote4 collect [00:35] VOTE FOR IMG! [00:36] vote4 collect [00:36] <_8_of_12_> screw collect, vote4 cancel [00:36] Where are we? [00:36] vote 4 fish [00:36]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:36]  CANCEL scored 3 vote(s). [00:36]  COLLECT scored 8 vote(s). [00:36]  Votes cast: 11 Judges present: 16 [00:36] <_8_of_12_> I often ask myself that [00:36] collect won. bong. [00:36]  Now in OFF mode. [00:36]  Retrieving punchlines for competition SCIFITV, please stand by... [00:36]  Retrieval SCIFITV competition complete. [00:36]  NovaFlash requested the shortlist: [00:36]  BACK [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:36]  BARK [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:36]  CHIP [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:36]  DRESS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:36]  LOOKED [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:36]  OUTFIT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:36]  SCARE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:36]  WAIT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:36]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:36] screw cancel! [00:36] <_8_of_12_> We're somewhere else! I'll get back to you on the specifics! [00:36] * _8_of_12_ giggles [00:36] Duumy, I joined to talk mostly to you. [00:36] oh, hi pee of i [00:37] downlaod.sevspace have disappeared. [00:37] Duumy? [00:37]  NovaFlash asks about LOOKED  [00:37]  "Have you LOOKED in a mirror recently? No, I guess not." [00:37] yes, i know. it'll be back after the session. [00:37] better than Dunny ;) [00:37] cut [00:37] keep [00:37] downlaod.sevspace never existed =] [00:37] what happened to it? [00:37] Oh, o.k. I'll ahve my gozilla in schedule. [00:37] cut [00:37] cut [00:37] <_5618_> 2.71828182845904523536028747135266 of 3.14159265358979323846264338327950 [00:37] <_8_of_12_> Heyyy, this strip was my idea. :) [00:37] *** Space_Katet has quit IRC (Ping timeout for Space_Katet[d109-nas1.Pen.pnc.com.au]) [00:38]  LOOKED now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:38]  1 keeps (25%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (75%) [[11 mutes ] [00:38] cut [00:38] * Captain_Big_Mouth Spits. [00:38] wooh, amazing... [00:38] Come on, it's late, I'm tired, those are the exact circumstances I've started with tupos in the first place! [00:38] (it doesnt surprise me, you Buffy wacko) [00:38] There are too many mutes. Fix the problem. [00:38] cut [00:38]  NovaFlash asks about OUTFIT  [00:38]  "If it makes you feel better, I find that OUTFIT terrifying" [00:38] <_8_of_12_> (oh be quiet, it's a good show. :) [00:38] cut [00:38] <_8_of_12_> keep [00:38] keep [00:38] cut [00:38] keep [00:38] keep [00:38] keep [00:38] <_5618_> cut [00:38] keep [00:38] BTW, 8, have you read the Windows smeeee challenge? [00:39] <_8_of_12_> I got a box set of Buffy DVD's the other day. [00:39] <_8_of_12_> windows smeeee challenge? No [00:39]  OUTFIT now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:39]  6 keeps (67%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (33%) [[6 mutes ] [00:39]  NovaFlash asks about SCARE  [00:39]  "If that outfit doesn't SCARE people, I don't know what will." [00:39] <_8_of_12_> cut [00:39] Do you have Win Me? [00:39] keep [00:39] cut [00:39] cut [00:39] cut [00:39] <_5618_> keep [00:39] cut [00:39] <_8_of_12_> No, I have primitive windows 98 [00:39] keep [00:39] cut [00:39] keep [00:39] That isn't specific anyway. [00:39] Just like the previous one, but less good. [00:39] keep [00:40]  SCARE now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:40]  5 keeps (45%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (55%) [[4 mutes ] [00:40]  NovaFlash asks about WAIT  [00:40]  "Look in a mirror... oh WAIT..." [00:40] <_8_of_12_> keep [00:40] <_5618_> cut [00:40] keep [00:40] keep [00:40] keep [00:40] keep [00:40] keep [00:40] Well, I thought we can take the opening screen of Win Me, put a photo of Kryten, and call it "Windows smeee" [00:40] keep [00:40] <_5618_> I don't get this one. [00:40] cut [00:40] cut [00:40] <_8_of_12_> Wouldn't be too hard, e. :) [00:40] vampires. mirrors. [00:41] 5618... he's a vampire... [00:41] <_5618_> No reflection. [00:41] You can't see a vampire in a mirror, they say. [00:41] <_8_of_12_> vampires have no reflections. :) [00:41] now LOL [00:41] He's a vampire, he can't see himself in a mirror [00:41]  WAIT now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:41]  7 keeps (70%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (30%) [[5 mutes ] [00:41] <_5618_> not funny. [00:41]  NovaFlash asks about DRESS  [00:41]  "Trust me, we're scared of anyone with that DRESS sense" [00:41] I know. But I don't have any graphic editing tools whatsoever. [00:41] I [00:41] <_5618_> cut [00:41] cut [00:41] cut [00:41] cut [00:41] cut CUT! [00:41] çut [00:41] cut [00:41] keep [00:41] cut [00:41] cut [00:41] <_8_of_12_> keep [00:41] ça va? [00:41]  DRESS now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:41]  2 keeps (20%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 8 cuts (80%) [[5 mutes ] [00:42]  NovaFlash asks about CHIP  [00:42]  "You used to have a CHIP on your shoulder... now it's in your head." [00:42] <_5618_> cut [00:42] ça va bien, et toi? [00:42] cut [00:42] <_8_of_12_> e, download paintshop pro [00:42] cut [00:42] cut [00:42] <_8_of_12_> cut [00:42] cut [00:42] cut [00:42] cut [00:42] keep [00:42] cut [00:42] *** jc has joined #sevtrek [00:42] keep [00:42] * _5618_ welcomes you to this §evilian meeting, you're number 16 [00:42] bellcome whack, jc. [00:42] cut [00:42] wb [00:42] *** NovaFlash sets mode: +o jc [00:42]  CHIP now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:42]  2 keeps (17%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 10 cuts (83%) [[4 mutes ] [00:42] 8, I don't have time and have no need usually for paintshop. [00:42] sorry I took so long - I was having a shower while Gaby was asleep [00:42]  NovaFlash asks about BARK  [00:42]  "Your BARK is worse than your bite." [00:42] Hi John! [00:42] <_5618_> keep [00:43] O JC... [00:43] hi e! [00:43] cut [00:43] <_5618_> JC: That's cute. [00:43] cut [00:43] cut [00:43] cut [00:43] <_8_of_12_> cut [00:43] *raises eyebbrow* [00:43] cut [00:43] <_8_of_12_> Jonas, THIS punchline is cheesy [00:43] keep [00:43] <_5618_> (the sleeping part) [00:43] cut [00:43] where?? [00:43] IMG! IMG! IMG! IMG! [00:43] John, have you processed sevshop orders lately? [00:43] IMG? [00:43] don't ask, e [00:44] * TLE is lost too [00:44] Read the transcript later on... That'll explain... [00:44] * _8_of_12_ twirls around cheese shovel [00:44]  BARK now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:44]  2 keeps (22%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (78%) [[7 mutes ] [00:44]  NovaFlash asks about BARK  [00:44]  "Your BARK is worse than your bite." [00:44]  NovaFlash asks about BACK  [00:44]  "Maybe you should go BACK to wearing leather." [00:44] keep [00:44] cut [00:44] <_8_of_12_> cut [00:44] <_5618_> cut [00:44] * e_of_PI eats cheese shovel [00:44] oh [00:44] cut [00:44] oops [00:44] cut [00:44] cut [00:44] welll cut anyhow ;) [00:44] cut [00:44] cut [00:45]  BACK now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:45]  1 keeps (11%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 8 cuts (89%) [[7 mutes ] [00:45] <_8_of_12_> Jonas, I'll be starting the new Ranger mission today [00:45]  Now in FINAL mode. [00:45]  NovaFlash requested the shortlist: [00:45]  OUTFIT [67%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:45]  WAIT [70%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:45] Sevnote - we'll have another "press conference" after the judging session if anyone has any questions about the Sev Trek movie, the Sev Files book or whatever. [00:45] okay [00:45] <_5618_> OK [00:45] vote4 wait [00:45] vote4 wait [00:45] vote4 wait [00:45] vote4 wait [00:45] <_8_of_12_> vote4 outfit [00:45] <_5618_> vote4 outfit [00:46]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:46]  OUTFIT scored 2 vote(s). [00:46]  WAIT scored 4 vote(s). [00:46]  Votes cast: 6 Judges present: 16 [00:46] vote4 wait [00:46] vote4 wait [00:46] vote4 wait [00:46] vote4 wait [00:46] <_8_of_12_> Yeesh... outnumbered. :) [00:46] ;-P [00:46] <_5618_> *snif* [00:46] John, if you need Hebrew translations for Sevfiles, I'd be glad to help. [00:46] vote4 wait [00:46] :-() [00:46] vote4 img [00:47] ? [00:47] *** qtzar is now known as qtzar-away [00:47] not img again! [00:47] ?? [00:47]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:47]  OUTFIT scored 2 vote(s). [00:47]  WAIT scored 9 vote(s). [00:47]  Votes cast: 11 Judges present: 16 [00:47] IMG scored 1 vote(s) [00:47] IMG scored 1 vote(s) [00:47] okay, wait won [00:47] Yes [00:47] IMG? [00:47] 0,1 IMG scored 1 vote(s). [00:47] *** TLE is now known as TLE-brb [00:47] e: you will find out... :=) [00:47]  Now in OFF mode. [00:47]  Retrieving punchlines for competition THEPITS, please stand by... [00:47]  Retrieval THEPITS competition complete. [00:47]  NovaFlash requested the shortlist: [00:47]  APES [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:47]  BIKINIS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:47]  BUNNY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:47]  MIND [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:47]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:47] * Hejira LHAO... [00:48] Anyway, how's Gaby? [00:48] <_8_of_12_> This week's Sev Trek has turned into a giant mess... [00:48] 4 finalists? We might as well vote4 right now! [00:48] * _5618_ wants everyone to know HirogenHunter says HI to you all. [00:48] Aah, yes, the funny incident with JC... ;-) [00:48] * Rebecca is here. Ready or not, here i come. [00:48] okay, vote4 img [00:48] What funny incident? [00:48] *** WooHoo has joined #sevtrek [00:48] Tell us! [00:48] Hey, JC, could you answer a question for me? [00:49] nova? [00:49] I eliminate [00:49] Hello WooHoo... I thought you were going to bed...? [00:49] BECKY!!! [00:49]  NovaFlash asks about APES  [00:49]  "Herman: "Skating Monkeys are serious?" Lance: "Please! We're not monkeys! We're APES!"" [00:49] BTW, what won Sevtrek [00:49] ah.. [00:49] <_5618_> cut [00:49] *ironic* well it doesn't look like i'll be sleeping so why not crawl back... [00:49] <_8_of_12_> Just leave him alone, everyone. :) [00:49] * DrJonasBashir slaps Dummy [00:49] keep [00:49] keep [00:49] <_8_of_12_> keep [00:49] cut [00:49] neutral [00:49] keep [00:49] keep [00:49] sevtrek TV = BARF, sevtrek movie = IMG or LANGUAGE [00:49] Pratchett...? [00:49] keep [00:49] yup. [00:49]  APES now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:49]  6 keeps (67%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 2 cuts (22%) [[8 mutes ] [00:49] keep [00:49]  NovaFlash asks about BIKINIS  [00:49]  ""Serious, eh?" -- "Hey, you vetoed the BIKINIS!"" [00:49] <_5618_> e: BARF [00:49] cut [00:49] c: format [00:49] keep [00:49] keep [00:50] d: setup.exe [00:50] <_5618_> cut [00:50] <_8_of_12_> cut [00:50] keep :D [00:50] cut [00:50] what img in sevmovie? [00:50] cut [00:50] c:\winnt\system32\ftp.exe sevspace.com sevilian 47 [00:50] cut [00:50] cut [00:50] keep [00:50] /usr/bin/gimp [00:50] <_5618_> Yaddayaddayadda. [00:50] ./autorun [00:50] BTW... How can you tell who's Lance and who's Herman in the pits? [00:51] e: does it matter? [00:51]  BIKINIS now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:51]  4 keeps (36%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (64%) [[6 mutes ] [00:51]  NovaFlash asks about BUNNY  [00:51]  "Herman: Is this really necessary? Lance: My opponent wears a pink BUNNY suit." [00:51] keep [00:51] *** TLE-brb is now known as TLE [00:51] cut [00:51] back [00:51] cut [00:51] cut [00:51] cut [00:51] cut [00:51] keep [00:51] keep [00:51] *** qtzar-away is now known as qtzar [00:51] keep [00:51] <_5618_> c:\windows\profiles\david\bestanden\afbeeldingen\Overigen\§ev\§evilians\Rebecca Westin 1.bmp [00:51] JC: When is Gaby's birthday? [00:51] CH3CHOHCOSCOCl [00:51] <_8_of_12_> Been and gone [00:51] <_5618_> keep [00:51] <_8_of_12_> keep [00:52] what's with that? ^^^ [00:52] keep [00:52] * WooHoo looks at 5618, what os that? [00:52] Trying to see what is it... [00:52] http://joeno.sevspace.com:3000/ [00:52] is, tupo [00:52] methil... sulphur... chlorine [00:52] * _5618_ wonders how long Rebecca has been here. [00:52]  BUNNY now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:52]  7 keeps (58%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (42%) [[5 mutes ] [00:52] <_8_of_12_> Oh, quit it everyone! [00:52]  NovaFlash asks about MIND  [00:52]  "This is not what I had in MIND!" [00:52] keep [00:52] cut [00:52] <_8_of_12_> cut [00:52] cut [00:52] <_5618_> cut [00:52] cut [00:52] cut [00:53] cut [00:53] oxhidrile bonds [00:53] cut [00:53] Thioester, acil chlodire, and an hydroxyl. [00:53] what is it, e? [00:53] keep [00:53] cut [00:53] joeno has an email server now? [00:53] I don't know. [00:53] keep [00:53] cut [00:53]  MIND now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:53]  3 keeps (25%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 9 cuts (75%) [[5 mutes ] [00:53] I got a VERY small server running here at home... [00:53] ahh [00:53] Including mail-server, yes... [00:53] I have thought of running one myself before [00:54] Aaah... [00:54] on a phone line? [00:54] John, this'll teach you to put only 4 finalists!!!!! [00:54] I will once I get a cable modem at least [00:54] lol yeah right [00:54]  Now in FINAL mode. [00:54]  NovaFlash requested the shortlist: [00:54]  APES [70%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:54]  BUNNY [58%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:54] vote4 bunny [00:54] <_5618_> vote4 bunny [00:54] vote4 apes [00:54] vote4 apes [00:54] vote4 bunny [00:54] vote4 bunny [00:54] I wouldn't be able to GET a decent connection let alone keep one on a phone line ;) [00:54] vote4 bunny [00:54] vote4 bunny [00:54] vote4 bunny [00:54] vote4 bunny [00:54] <_8_of_12_> vote4 Jane Goodall [00:54] vote4 bunny [00:54] I can't believe it, the better two got cut! [00:54] vote4 apes [00:54] LOL! [00:54] vote4 bunny [00:55] vote4 IMG [00:55] <_8_of_12_> vote4 aoes [00:55] *** ThunderWolf has quit IRC [00:55] vote4 Howard Goodall [00:55] <_8_of_12_> Ooops, love letter from Majel JANE is not a valid punchword! [00:55] <_8_of_12_> vote4 apes [00:55] I'm not going ape about the choices here. [00:55] vote4 bunny [00:56] <_8_of_12_> e, that was cheesy [00:56] John, you made a pretty powerfull culling today! [00:56] very cheezy! [00:56] Hey WooHoo, I think sent you a .GIF of how I really want my name to look on the SB. (Animation1.gif) [00:56]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:56]  APES scored 4 vote(s). [00:56]  BUNNY scored 10 vote(s). [00:56]  Votes cast: 14 Judges present: 16 [00:56] Who cares? Cheese away! [00:56] <_8_of_12_> No, no animation names on the SB! [00:56] *** ThunderDragon has joined #sevtrek [00:56] * _5618_ welcomes you to this §evilian meeting, you're number 17 [00:57] * TLE is with 8 [00:57] <_8_of_12_> Next thing you know you'll need a cable just to look at the damn thing [00:57] Let's do twist so I can resume downloading! [00:57] Gifs will take more time to load than text [00:57] That'd kill it for me, as well. [00:57] It's almost like that with some sites I visit [00:57] no gifs as names please! [00:57] Yes, no animations! [00:57] gifs are all nice and fancy in small portions but not on a message board [00:57] <_8_of_12_> No pictures for names either, it's really not needed! [00:57] Yes, No, Whatever, Get Away! [00:58]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:58]  APES scored 4 vote(s). [00:58]  BUNNY scored 11 vote(s). [00:58]  Votes cast: 15 Judges present: 17 [00:58] <_8_of_12_> Come to think of it, Nova, turn off colored names!!! [00:58] ah [00:58] <_8_of_12_> :) [00:58] again? [00:58] Sivillian Directive 84585: No animations. [00:58]  Now in OFF mode. [00:58]  Retrieving punchlines for competition TWIST, please stand by... [00:58]  Retrieval TWIST competition complete. [00:58]  NovaFlash requested the shortlist: [00:58]  DODGED [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:58]  DUNG [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:58]  HARSH [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:58]  MAGGOTS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:58]  VALLEY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:58]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:58] why? [00:58] <_5618_> cut that [00:58] <_8_of_12_> For good. Just get everyone to shut the smeg up! [00:58] Cut no clored names! [00:58] cut ! [00:58] keep - they're cool [00:59] <_8_of_12_> Well then everyone stop making such a big deal about them. You'd think you'd die without them! [00:59] * Wizzard agrees with 8 [00:59] Well, do YOU want to see everyone naked again? :-/ [00:59] I can't see my messages without colors. [00:59] they're the best thing to use in place of animation or heavy java stuff [00:59] oh, who cares??? [00:59] I don't care either way if they're there [00:59] Yes, it's harder to see who replied to what without colours... [00:59]  NovaFlash asks about DODGED  [00:59]  "He has DODGED his last fly swatter!" [00:59] keep [00:59] cut [00:59] cut [00:59] cut [01:00] <_8_of_12_> cut [01:00] keep [01:00] either everyone gets one or the chance or no one [01:00] keep [01:00] but whining about itgets on my nerves [01:00] keep [01:00] cut [01:00] keep [01:00] <_8_of_12_> me too [01:00] <_5618_> cut thatcut [01:00] I have a competition: [01:00] Find the sevillian: [01:00] SSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR [01:00] I havn't got a clue of how to do an animation anyway. so anyone that wants to hadle it, please do. [01:00]  DODGED now gets status: "It's cut!". [01:00]  5 keeps (45%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (55%) [[6 mutes ] [01:00] Muffy [01:00] I have one too slap the sevilian [01:00] that's muffy.. [01:00] * TLE slaps e_of_PI around a bit with a large trout [01:01]  NovaFlash asks about DUNG  [01:01]  "Ashes to ashes, DUNG to dung." [01:01] <_5618_> cut [01:01] keep [01:01] keep ! [01:01] keep [01:01] keep [01:01] keep [01:01] keep [01:01] cut [01:01] <_8_of_12_> cut [01:01] keep [01:01] <_8_of_12_> cheesy [01:01] keep!!! [01:01] HGONG [01:01] cut [01:01] I can do animations but not for someone's name on the board [01:01] Erin [01:01] SezC, vote again [01:01] <_8_of_12_> ditto [01:01] keep [01:01] GONG [01:01] I believe she's here already :-) [01:02]  DUNG now gets status: "Keep it!". [01:02]  8 keeps (67%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (33%) [[5 mutes ] [01:02] Erin's gone Sevspace [01:02] I'm not a fish! [01:02] GONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [01:02]  NovaFlash asks about HARSH  [01:02]  "The bug-light is a HARSH mistress." [01:02] <_5618_> keep [01:02] BLOOP! [01:02] cut [01:02] <_8_of_12_> keep [01:02] Dolphin [01:02] keep [01:02] cut [01:02] cut [01:02] keep [01:02] lol [01:02] The ceta-thingie... [01:02] keep [01:02] she's at home I tink [01:02] cut [01:02] think [01:02] keep [01:02] GONG, sevillia's first tupo ever! [01:02] *** _8_of_12_ is now known as away [01:02] *beams* [01:02] Ever before my time! [01:02] <_5618_> What does 'Lo' mean in the last punchline? [01:02] cut [01:02] *** qtzar is now known as qtzar-away [01:03] cut [01:03]  HARSH now gets status: "Equal vote.". [01:03]  6 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (50%) [[5 mutes ] [01:03]  NovaFlash asks about MAGGOTS  [01:03]  "He leaves behind his wife and four thousand little MAGGOTS." [01:03] "Nobody likes me. I want to kill myself" [01:03] keep [01:03] I was here before gong I believe [01:03] neutral [01:03] keep [01:03] keep [01:03] keep [01:03] *LOL* [01:03] keep [01:03] keep [01:03] keep [01:03] *** qtzar-away is now known as qtzar [01:03] keep [01:03] cut [01:03] cut [01:03] <_5618_> cut [01:03] keep [01:04] *** away is now known as mighty_pirate [01:04] *** mighty_pirate is now known as _8_of_12_ [01:04] <_8_of_12_> Ah, better [01:04]  MAGGOTS now gets status: "Keep it!". [01:04]  9 keeps (69%) -- 1 neutrals (8%) -- 3 cuts (23%) [[4 mutes ] [01:04] <_5618_> What does 'Lo' mean in the last punchline? [01:04] Johan, you don't know how funny is navigating your FTP by the console [01:04]  NovaFlash asks about VALLEY  [01:04]  "Lo, as he crosses the VALLEY of garbage..." [01:04] i LOVE this one [01:04] keep [01:04] keep [01:04] keep ! [01:04] drjonas: what do you mean? =) [01:04] Sevillian directive 678: Never give up, never eat a pound cake while doing the moonwalk" [01:04] <_8_of_12_> cut [01:04] It's a biblical instance? [01:04] cut [01:04] DrJonasBashir: really? =) [01:04] keep [01:05] <_5618_> keep [01:05] keep [01:05] cut [01:05] cut [01:05] Oh yeah =] [01:05] oh that reminds me, did you see the "centerfold" I added to upload last night Johan? [01:05] keep [01:05] lol [01:05] ?centerfold? [01:05] keep [01:05] yeah [01:06] * Captain_Big_Mouth says he's gonna have to leave immediately after the judging is over. [01:06] i once checked my upload folder and saw someone uploaded a MOVIE. [01:06] * _8_of_12_ doesn't want to know [01:06] cut [01:06] lol a movie? [01:06] not me [01:06] like I care. [01:06] <_8_of_12_> a *movie* [01:06] yeah, star trek final frontier :) [01:06] 650mb :) [01:06] Wow... [01:06] that's not something you just..upload when you feel like it [01:06] Yeah. [01:06]  VALLEY now gets status: "Keep it!". [01:06]  7 keeps (58%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (42%) [[5 mutes ] [01:06] LOL! [01:06]  Now in FINAL mode. [01:06] <_8_of_12_> Oh, THAT kind of movie. Did you have it already? [01:06] *loL* [01:06] well, i burned it away and now i've got that one, too :) [01:06] * Rebecca is here. Ready or not, here i come. [01:06] *** WooHoo has quit IRC (Ping timeout for WooHoo[t3o86p60.telia.com]) [01:06] http://sevspace.com/upload/australian%20centerfold.jpg [01:06] <_8_of_12_> Cool. :) [01:07] there ya go ;) [01:07] *quickly click link* [01:07]  NovaFlash requested the shortlist: [01:07]  DUNG [67%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:07]  HARSH [50%, 0] "Equal vote." [01:07]  MAGGOTS [69%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:07]  VALLEY [58%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:07] what lines are kept? [01:07] click! [01:07] vote4 valley [01:07] vote4 dung [01:07] <_8_of_12_> Speaking of CD's... how's Farscape going? :) [01:07] the aussies should get a kick out of it ;) [01:07] vote4 dung [01:07] *** WooHoo has joined #sevtrek [01:07] <_5618_> vote4 valley [01:07] vote4 dung [01:07] <_8_of_12_> vote4 harsh [01:07] vote4 maggots [01:07] vote4 maggots [01:07] * _8_of_12_ hits TLE [01:07] * WooHoo feels desoriented [01:07] vote4 valley [01:07] TLE, you have a twisted mind!] [01:07] vote4 maggots [01:07] Vote for MAGGOTS! [01:07] vote4 valley [01:08] I do :D [01:08] vote4 maggots [01:08] why'd you hit me? [01:08] vote4 dung [01:08] <_5618_> TLE: Nasty mind you've got there. [01:08] <_8_of_12_> That was for the picture. :) [01:08] I only found it, I didn't make it up ;) [01:08] lol [01:08] who looked? ;) [01:08] <_5618_> No kidding. [01:08] <_5618_> Me. [01:08] nice pic.. [01:08] quack [01:08] vote4 maggots [01:08] can you believe this? [01:08] * _8_of_12_ sets picture as desktop [01:08] ROTFL! [01:08] lol [01:08] i can't even browse to my own server and it's RIGHT NEXT TO ME [01:08] <_5618_> The only thing he needs now is a can of beer! [01:09]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [01:09]  DUNG scored 4 vote(s). [01:09]  HARSH scored 1 vote(s). [01:09]  MAGGOTS scored 5 vote(s). [01:09]  VALLEY scored 4 vote(s). [01:09]  Votes cast: 14 Judges present: 17 [01:09] *lol* [01:09] what's the problem? [01:09] That's... weird... [01:09]  HARSH now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [01:09] chello's dns servers are out again [01:09] <_8_of_12_> Wow, I'm really outnumbered there! [01:09] no biggie. [01:09] ah [01:09]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [01:09]  DUNG scored 4 vote(s). [01:09]  MAGGOTS scored 5 vote(s). [01:09]  VALLEY scored 4 vote(s). [01:09]  Votes cast: 13 Judges present: 17 [01:09] GNGNRPRP [01:09] <_5618_> vote4 valley [01:09] okay, i'll make you a deal [01:09] <_8_of_12_> Hmmm... I'm not voting again. [01:09] vote for valley and you'll get a lollipop. [01:10] vote4 valley [01:10] vote4 dung [01:10] Sevqueen? [01:10]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [01:10]  DUNG scored 4 vote(s). [01:10]  MAGGOTS scored 5 vote(s). [01:10]  VALLEY scored 4 vote(s). [01:10]  Votes cast: 13 Judges present: 17 [01:10] <_8_of_12_> vote4 valley [01:10] sevqueen? [01:10] Vote for maggot, and you won't be able to say you were bribed [01:10] * NovaFlash gives _8_of_12_ a lollipop.. [01:10] Dr. Who si now on BBC Prime [01:10]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [01:10]  DUNG scored 4 vote(s). [01:10]  MAGGOTS scored 5 vote(s). [01:10]  VALLEY scored 5 vote(s). [01:10]  Votes cast: 14 Judges present: 17 [01:10] vote4 maggot [01:10] vote4 valley [01:10] <_8_of_12_> That wasn't for the lollipop, it was the lesser of three evils. :) [01:10] * e_of_PI eats a lollipop [01:10] This is one for the Sevqueen. Even I admit her power. [01:10] * Gizmo wants a lollipop! [01:10] This is one for the Sevqueen. Even I admit her power. [01:10] <_8_of_12_> but... thanks anyway. :) [01:10] This is one for the Sevqueen. Even I admit her power. [01:10] This is one for the Sevqueen. Even I admit her power. [01:11] * WooHoo waves. my vote? [01:11] we got the message, majel :=) [01:11] * _8_of_12_ hits Majel with a cheese shovel [01:11] <_5618_> vote4 valley (please) [01:11] Yeah, yeah, we know... Thank you, dear [01:11] <_8_of_12_> Majel likes hearing the sound of her voice [01:11] * e_of_PI eats Majel. Tastes like Chia Rhino. [01:12] that's a surprise... =] [01:12] Spit my dear Majel out! [01:12] majel!! [01:12] * Rebecca is here. Ready or not, here i come. [01:12] Ok, before everyone goes... [01:12] * Captain_Big_Mouth Spits again. [01:12] ...quick sev press conference [01:12] *** Rebecca has joined #sevtrek [01:12] Alright... [01:12] So John, do you need help in Resurrection? [01:12] <_5618_> Hi again Rebecca! [01:12]  Now in OFF mode. [01:12] hello... [01:12] Does anyone have any questions/requests about the Sev Trek Movie, Sev Files Book or anything else sev? [01:12] I can make hebrewbabble! [01:12] * Rebecca feels *very* desoriented [01:13] JC: we want IMG to win sev trek movie! =) [01:13] hello [01:13] *** ThreeHeadedMonkey is now known as LordOfTheMonkeys [01:13] eofPI - Guy has been answering all my Jewish questions - he has an uncle who's a Rabbi! [01:13] John, so are you planing to put barf and zero-gravity in the movie? [01:13] <_8_of_12_> Nova: How are the Farscape CD's coming? :) [01:13] In fact, he's already enlightened me by explaining how the Jewish interpretation of Isaiah 53 is different to the Christian interpretation - forced me to rewrite part of the script. [01:13] 8 : they're in flames! [01:14] <_8_of_12_> Nova... flames? [01:14] eofPI - no zero gravity scenes but I have written a space walk scene for the SECOND movie if we ever do it [01:14] *** WooHoo has quit IRC (Ping timeout for WooHoo[t1o86p107.telia.com]) [01:14] So, no help from me? [01:14] 8: yes i'm nearly finished burning them. [01:14] 8: want me to add anything to the package? [01:14] *** Rebecca is now known as WooHoo [01:14] eofPI - If I need help, I'll ask. Thanx for the offer! [01:14] how do you like the dialogue between Pinchhard and Barf? [01:14] <_8_of_12_> Ohhh, cool. You have my address, right? [01:14] Needs some wood? Keeps it hotter... [01:15] 8: like dutch cookies or something? =) a piece of my old sev.nl.eu.org server? =) [01:15] eofPI - do you mean in the Sev Trek movie? [01:15] 8: yeah i've got your addy. [01:15] Pinchard: How'd you zero-grav training? Barf- where do you think I got my name? [01:15] Ah, I see. Hmm, maybe... [01:15] jc: how far are you with the sev trek movie now, concerning time and how long it will be before you expect to be ready to polish the scenes a bit; to finish them off? [01:16] Nova - we've done the rough animation of about half the movie... [01:16] jc: only one half? =) [01:16] *sigh* I gotta run... [01:16] ...I'm currently doing the eyelid animation for Act One (only done a few minutes worth so far) [01:16] John, are you posting the strips now? [01:16] bym, emily! [01:16] aww.. [01:16] take care! [01:16] * Gizmo hugs everyone and waves. [01:16] hmmm... bye, Gix! [01:16] <_8_of_12_> Is it still on track for the may release? [01:16] ...we've done the lipsyncing of all Act One [01:16] gizmo: see you later.. and.. thanks for being a good friend =) [01:16] <_5618_> Bye! [01:16] * WooHoo huts emily [01:17] and GONG! [01:17] ggggg [01:17] *** Gizmo has quit IRC (Leaving) [01:17] BONG? [01:17] tupos ate bell.. [01:17] huts? =) [01:17] Another "where's the Sevilian?" WHERE is Dave? [01:17] YONG. [01:17] ...so Act One is nearly all finished but we need to perfect the models before we can do the final render [01:17] * NovaFlash huts woohoo [01:17] The ORIGINAL dave? [01:17] * WooHoo groans [01:17] yup [01:17] TOD [01:17] he's been around lately... [01:17] <_8_of_12_> JC: How is the Sev Wars thing going? [01:17] At the moment, all the scenes are using the same model for all the characters, allowing us to see little imperfections in the model and fix them on the fly [01:17] on teh SB [01:17] he has? [01:17] jc: perfect the models; increase hip width of Doyouwanna Tryhard and shine up Pickhard's head? [01:17] 8 - we hit a little snag in the Sev Wars movie, so it's not doing so well [01:18] <_5618_> JC: the Movie is going to be released on DVD, right? [01:18] yeah, like a week ago [01:18] <_8_of_12_> 5618: No [01:18] I haven't seen him posting, then again I'm gone 10 hours a day and the way the SB posts drop... [01:18] Nova - no, this is a blank model we're working on so no individual features yet - just a blank face and male body. [01:18] We'll add distinguishing features later on. [01:18] jc: i thought you already had the models ready? [01:18] * Rebecca is here. Ready or not, here i come. [01:18] <_8_of_12_> JC: What happened in the Sev Wars movie? :( [01:18] jc: or are you simply talking about animated models, which you will skin later? [01:19] 5618 - probably not - as far as we know, it'll cost to much per DVD to produce. BUT we will probably release it on CD which will be a similar thing (but not as high a resolution) [01:19] <_5618_> OK [01:19] Hey Nova, you have a DVD burner right? ;) [01:19] Nova - the models you see in the trailer have been thrown out - we're building them from the ground up after finding little problems [01:19] And VCR? [01:19] Are we done? [01:19] TLE - the problem is the cost of blank DVDs - they're apparently really expensive [01:19] Yep. [01:19] oh? [01:20] jc: i would like to suggest DIVX! ..hm no wait, there might be legal problems with that.. but divx is ULTRAHIGH QUALITY! and small filesize. [01:20] 8 - re the Sev Wars trailer, I don't think I can say yet - I'll make an announcement later on [01:20] *** Rebecca has joined #sevtrek [01:20] TLE: i have a CD burner :) [01:20] hmm I don't know the cost of blank ones but I know the burners are a tad costly [01:20] Nova - we are investigating DIVX and will probably use it for the next trailer [01:20] *** WooHoo has quit IRC (Ping timeout for WooHoo[t3o86p60.telia.com]) [01:20] cool! [01:20] I have a CD Burner too, but I doubt DVD's can be done on it ;) [01:20] Johan, how are your plans on setting up an own ISP going? [01:20] <_8_of_12_> JC: Did you get my smee-mail a few days ago? [01:20] *** Rebecca is now known as WooHoo [01:21] smee-mail? [01:21] 8 - was that about the Feb convention? [01:21] jc: you will have to add the patch to install DIVX (to play the file), i could send those to you on request, so that when you decide to run it... it'll be ready and packaged neatly. [01:21] Nova - Sure, that'd be great! [01:21] Anyone here knows about Armageddon Con? [01:21] rebecca: tomorrow i'll launch the first satellite =) [01:21] * qtzar waves goodbye from Ireland. [01:21] <_8_of_12_> JC - Indeed it was, the Feb convention [01:21] the only problem with that is; is it legal? [01:21] *** qtzar has left #sevtrek [01:21] 8 - did you know that BOBW charges about $1000 for a dealer table? [01:21] I hope it is cause I'd buy a DIVX for sure [01:22] DIVX is perfectly legal [01:22] <_8_of_12_> JC - I had no smegging idea about that, and you might want to give it a miss at that much. :) [01:22] Anyway Sevilians, I better go post the winning punchlines... [01:22] don't forget IMG :=) [01:22] go, go =] [01:22] I know, but I meant how this is being done [01:22] Yep, please do! [01:22] <_8_of_12_> JC - It isn't BOBW! [01:22] 8 - I made a big (huge) loss when I went to my first BOBW con which is why I'll never go again. [01:23] however, divx is 99% of the time used to convert DVD movies to a smaller filesize: DIVX that can fit on a CD. _THAT IS ILLEGAL_. but divx itself is perfectly legal, and you may certainly encode your own files with it. [01:23] 8 - isn't it? Then who is it? Studio Hollywood? [01:23] I was under the impression DIVX was mainly a one use then throw out deal [01:23] *** DrJonasBashir changes topic to 'Never' [01:23]  Now in OFF mode. [01:23]  Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREKMOVIE, please stand by... [01:23]  Retrieval SEVTREKMOVIE competition complete. [01:23]  NovaFlash requested the shortlist: [01:23]  IMG [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:23]  GAG [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:23]  LANGUAGE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:23]  PG [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:23]  POWER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:23]  SONIC [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:23]  TUNE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:23]  WASH [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:23]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [01:23] <_8_of_12_> JC - I'll find out and get back to you, but it is definitely not BOBW. [01:23] hello? majel??? [01:23] ah that's where it was confusing [01:23] Anyway, I better go do the punchlines. Sevutations Sevilians! [01:23]  NovaFlash asks about IMG  [01:23]  "" [01:23] Thanx for judging! [01:23] Wrong button, Nova... [01:23] john! LOOK! :) [01:23] *** jc has quit IRC (Leaving) [01:23] <_5618_> Bye! [01:23] Aaah... [01:23] too late... [01:23] lol!!!! [01:23] ah quack. [01:23] ROTFL! [01:24] Nova: just say that's the only winner, otherwise ;-) [01:24] <_5618_> LOL [01:24] he slipped like a fish =] [01:24] joeno: it was the only winner :=) [01:24] If we get DIVX Sev movies, I'll buy those at least, VCR's here are in need of cleaning and they wear too fast [01:24] it WAS the winner [01:24] <_8_of_12_> Johan: Do you have a list of your DivX movies handy? :) [01:24] img had a clear majority! [01:25] 6 vs 5.. sevqueen =] [01:25] * Wizzard leaves now... [01:25] That will get his attention =] [01:25] <_8_of_12_> bye, Wizz [01:25] WHAT IS IMG???????????? [01:25] <_8_of_12_> image [01:25] e: the winner of TrekMovies :=) [01:25] One question: DIVX can be burned onto regular CDs with a regular burner, right? [01:25] haven't you read what Johan showed some lines above? [01:25] *** Wizzard has quit IRC (using sirc version 2.211+4KSIRC/981227-pre0.9) [01:25] * Rebecca is here. Ready or not, here i come. [01:25] TLE: yes. [01:25] Goodnight! [01:25] <_8_of_12_> TLE: Yep [01:25] *** Rebecca has joined #sevtrek [01:25] bye-o! [01:25] *** Joeno has quit IRC (Leaving) [01:25] bye [01:26] There is no IMG in the finalists! [01:26] good, I was betting tht was it [01:26] byo-e [01:26] can you send me that info then? ;) [01:26]  "" [01:26] wow people are dropping left and right [01:26] <_8_of_12_> I'm still trying to learn how to rip DVDs [01:26] e of pi: listen to me very closely :) [01:26] there you are [01:26] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [01:26] NovaFlash asks about IMG [01:26] "" [01:27] there, taht's the punchline e [01:27] *lol* [01:27] <_8_of_12_> I've got about 7GB worth of Jurassic Park on my hard drive [01:27] WHAT are you doing? [01:27] pi: the finalist page that john made did not include IMG. but john DID make an html error. this caused majel to see IMG as a punchline, and we voted for it, and it won. [01:27] DVD ripping? hmmm [01:27] yes, that's illegal. [01:27] * _8_of_12_ whistles innocently [01:27] Hey, can you send me that patch? [01:27] *** WooHoo has quit IRC (Ping timeout for WooHoo[t4o86p52.telia.com]) [01:27] bad 8of12 [01:27] *** Shlamko has joined #sevtrek [01:27] <_8_of_12_> I haven't done it though, remember? Can't figure it out! [01:28] *** Rebecca is now known as WooHoo [01:28] <_5618_> I'm going to bed now, so: Good §ev Everybody!!! [01:28] <_5618_> I'm going to bed now, so: Good §ev Everybody!!! [01:28] <_5618_> I'm going to bed now, so: Good §ev Everybody!!! [01:28] a DVD is a 7gigabyte data carrying optical disc, much like a CD. it contains usually 6 or 7 999mb files of ultra clear dvd encoded video material. [01:28] good sev [01:28] bye [01:28] okay [01:28] okay [01:28] okay [01:28] <_5618_> I'll kick myself! [01:28] <_8_of_12_> We get the idea [01:28] <_8_of_12_> We get the idea [01:28] <_8_of_12_> We get the idea [01:28] this can be ripped, put together into one file, and then converted to DIVX, which will compress it down to 650 mb's [01:28] *** _5618_ was kicked by _5618_ (_5618_) [01:28] that's fun.. [01:28] lol [01:28] and THAT's a DVD DIVX-rip: a dvd movie on a cd [01:28] I'm having echos [01:28] I'm having echos [01:28] I'm having echos [01:28] and divx encoding is the key. [01:28] it's funny indeed, I'll kick myself [01:28] *** e_of_PI has quit IRC (Ping timeout for e_of_PI[213.8.7.61]) [01:29] *** NovaFlash sets mode: -o DrJonasBashir [01:29] oops [01:29] *** NovaFlash sets mode: -o TLE [01:29] *** NovaFlash sets mode: -o Majel [01:29] Dummy, you were trying to explain me? [01:29] *** Shlamko is now known as e_of_PI [01:29] So, can you send me that divx patch? I have some movies [Not DVD] I want to DIVX [01:29] *** NovaFlash sets mode: +m [01:29] phew... [01:29] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o DrJonasBashir [01:29] finally some peace. [01:29] hi jonas [01:29] isn't it quiet here? =) [01:29] no it isn't =] [01:29] pi: the finalist page that john made did not include IMG. but john DID make an html error. this caused majel to see IMG as a punchline, and we voted for it, and it won. [01:29] *** NovaFlash was kicked by DrJonasBashir (NovaFlash) [01:29] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o NovaFlash [01:29] *** NovaFlash sets mode: -m [01:30] =) [01:30] bla [01:30] *looks confused* [01:30] i'm MEAN! [01:30] *** NovaFlash sets mode: +ooo Captain_Big_Mouth e_of_PI Hejira [01:30] *** NovaFlash sets mode: +ooo LordOfTheMonkeys Majel SezC [01:30] I'll wait for the transctipt [01:30] Nova: How large is that file? [01:30] *** NovaFlash sets mode: +ooo ThunderDragon TLE WooHoo [01:30] *** NovaFlash sets mode: +o _8_of_12_ [01:30] woo, I'm scared [01:30] Oh, coolness! [01:30] <_8_of_12_> TLE: http://www.doom9.net/ [01:30] *** DrJonasBashir sets mode: -o NovaFlash Session Close: Sat Nov 25 01:30:49 2000