Session Start: Sat Dec 02 00:08:30 2000 [00:08] * Logging #sevtrek to '#sevtrek.log' [00:08] *** Guybrush is now known as Sevdrone [00:08] *** Marina changes topic to 'Sev Judging is now in Session.' [00:08] 5618: think logically. you want music? go to the music folder. you want music? i only HAVE full albums, and dido sure isn't in the soundtrack folder or the unsorted crap eh? so go to full albums. et voila. [00:08] I will comply. [00:08] *** _8_of_12_ has quit IRC (Ping timeout for _8_of_12_[c53h3-asy15.newcastle.edu.au]) [00:09] * NovaFlash has to go for a while..grr.. parents are ANNOYING! [00:09] but you're right, 5618, it is a mess. [00:09] but that's the fun part of download.sevspace.com... the unexpected for download =) [00:09] just close your eyes and click! oh what am i downloading this time?! =) [00:10] Then you need to make a script which downloads a completely random song... ;-) [00:10] Now in OFF mode. [00:10] Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREKTV, please stand by... [00:10] Retrieval SEVTREKTV competition complete. [00:10] Sevdrone requested the shortlist: [00:10] DOCTOR [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:10] DOG [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:10] EMOTION [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:10] GASEOUS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:10] LONE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:10] MOURN [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:10] SIAMESE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:10] THRILL [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:10] TRUBBLE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:10] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:10] I can't load the punchlines page... sigh... [00:10] Sevdrone asks about DOCTOR [00:10] "Doctor K'Vorkian, a Klingoff DOCTOR that holds firm in the belief that if you are so injured to need a medical bay that you don't deserve to live in his world." [00:10] cit [00:10] cut [00:10] cut [00:10] This one will be good... [00:10] cut [00:10] <_5618_> cut [00:10] cut [00:10] cut [00:10] cut [00:11] *** I_M_Weasel is now known as e_of_PI [00:11] cut [00:11] DOCTOR now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:11] 0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 8 cuts (100%) [[1 mutes ] [00:11] Sevdrone asks about DOG [00:11] "Sparky the Engineering DOG." [00:11] <_5618_> Nova: you've got a lot of reallllllllllllly interesting albums up there. I think I'm going to download quite some in the nearby future. [00:11] keep [00:11] cut [00:11] <_5618_> cut [00:11] cutr [00:11] cut [00:11] keep [00:11] cut [00:11] cut [00:11] Download both Weird Al's. [00:11] cut [00:12] SezC, your name sounds like a French wine [00:12] DOG now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:12] 2 keeps (25%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (75%) [[1 mutes ] [00:12] Sevdrone asks about EMOTION [00:12] "A computer core with a EMOTION chip!" [00:12] <_5618_> I've got two already: Star Trek Rhapsody and The Saga Begins. [00:12] cut [00:12] keep [00:12] cut (not another) [00:12] <_5618_> cut [00:12] keep [00:12] cut [00:12] cut [00:12] Rhapsody is not Wierd al's [00:12] cut [00:13] <_5618_> Oh? [00:13] Can't you imagine the warpcore saying 'Sometimes I don't think you have any respect for me. Thats it, I'm venting plasma now! One more word and I'm breaching the core! [00:13] Many MP3's in the net are credited to Wierd Al, when in fact they aren't his. [00:13] EMOTION now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:13] 2 keeps (25%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (75%) [[1 mutes ] [00:13] Sevdrone asks about GASEOUS [00:13] "The first GASEOUS living entity to enter Sevfleet." [00:13] <_5618_> Oki. [00:13] cut [00:13] keep [00:13] <_5618_> keep [00:13] keep. [00:13] cut [00:13] keep [00:13] sevdrone: yes. It's been done (Eddie) [00:13] sevdrone: it's not a french wine, it's a combination of my nickname and the first letter of my last name [00:13] Not funnym but nice, [00:13] It's been done? Huh? What am I missing? [00:14] cut [00:14] "Hitchhiker". Eddie the ship's computer [00:14] Ah, understood, Sez [00:14] Ooooh... yeah... [00:14] cut [00:14] GASEOUS now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:14] 2 keeps (33%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (67%) [[3 mutes ] [00:14] Download HHGTTG to. [00:14] too. [00:14] Sevdrone asks about LONE [00:14] "The LONE Phizzermen, a trio of super-intelligent computer geeks" [00:14] keep [00:14] cut [00:14] keep [00:14] keep ! [00:14] cut [00:14] Buy it, e. :) [00:14] <_5618_> cut [00:14] keep [00:15] LONE now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:15] 4 keeps (57%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (43%) [[2 mutes ] [00:15] Sevdrone asks about MOURN [00:15] "MOURN as ships communications officer" [00:15] keep [00:15] Not available. [00:15] keep [00:15] keep [00:15] <_5618_> cut [00:15] cut [00:15] keep !!!! [00:15] This one would be great! ;-) [00:15] cut (you can keep a gag sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo long) [00:15] cut [00:15] cut (wizzard is right) [00:15] MOURN now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:15] 3 keeps (38%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (62%) [[1 mutes ] [00:15] <_5618_> he is. [00:15] Sevdrone asks about SIAMESE [00:15] "Captain SIAMESE - Has two heads thanks to a tranploder accident." [00:15] cut [00:15] <_5618_> cut [00:15] cut [00:15] cut [00:16] keep (Zaphod!) [00:16] cut [00:16] coming to think about it... [00:16] keep [00:16] cut [00:16] So far we haven't kept any punchlines [00:16] cut [00:16] cut [00:16] SIAMESE now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:16] 2 keeps (25%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (75%) [[1 mutes ] [00:16] Sevdrone asks about THRILL [00:16] "The captain is a THRILL symbiont without a host. It just sits there making command decisions in a tub of brine" [00:16] <_5618_> keep [00:16] cut [00:16] cut [00:16] keep [00:16] <_5618_> cut [00:16] We kept LONELY [00:16] cut [00:16] 8: lame finalists again... [00:16] keep [00:16] cut [00:16] cut [00:17] We're getting more and more lame ones every week. [00:17] We really need the rating system. [00:17] I know. This was my idea as well, this strip. At least I think it is, I got very confused with Dr. Chris' post on the DB. [00:17] But don't forget... we've ALWAYS got IMG! [00:17] THRILL now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:17] 2 keeps (25%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (75%) [[1 mutes ] [00:17] Sevdrone asks about TRUBBLE [00:17] "Lt. K'Fuzzi - A half Klingoff, half TRUBBLE dealing with the hatred his two species has for each other and the constant inquiries as to how a Klingoff and a Trubble could possibly mate." [00:17] cut [00:17] <_5618_> keep [00:17] keep ! [00:17] keep [00:17] keep !!!!! [00:17] keep [00:17] keep [00:18] You people are kidding me. You honestly want this to win? [00:18] This one should proven interesting to draw... [00:18] I think we have a winner... [00:18] How pathetic is the state of the universe now... [00:18] TRUBBLE now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:18] 6 keeps (86%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 1 cuts (14%) [[2 mutes ] [00:18] Very. [00:18] e: that's the problem of the very same person who put it on the finalists... [00:18] Now in OFF mode. [00:18] Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREKMOVIE, please stand by... [00:18] Retrieval SEVTREKMOVIE competition complete. [00:18] Sevdrone requested the shortlist: [00:18] IMG [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:18] BALDUS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:18] CARE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:18] KILL [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:18] LOVING [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:18] PARADISE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:18] TOO [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:18] TRYING [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:18] WOMEN [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:18] OK [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:18] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:18] eh... [00:19] You've forgotten Final Mode? [00:19] We have an IMG! [00:19] Do we need it? [00:19] But IMG is between them! [00:19] But we should vote4 [00:19] Yes, there were two punchlines kept [00:19] TWO [00:19] Now in FINAL mode. [00:19] Sevdrone requested the shortlist: [00:19] IMG [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:19] BALDUS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:19] CARE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:19] KILL [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:19] LOVING [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:19] PARADISE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:19] TOO [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:19] TRYING [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:19] WOMEN [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:19] OK [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:19] We need to make it final. [00:19] vote4 IMG [00:19] Eeep! [00:19] Now in OFF mode. [00:19] Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREKTV, please stand by... [00:19] Retrieval SEVTREKTV competition complete. [00:19] Sevdrone requested the shortlist: [00:19] DOCTOR [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:19] DOG [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:19] EMOTION [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:19] GASEOUS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:19] LONE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:19] MOURN [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:19] SIAMESE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:19] THRILL [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:19] TRUBBLE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:19] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:20] Now in OFF mode. [00:20] Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREKTV, please stand by... [00:20] Retrieval SEVTREKTV competition complete. [00:20] Joeno requested the shortlist: [00:20] DOCTOR [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:20] DOG [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:20] EMOTION [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:20] GASEOUS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:20] LONE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:20] MOURN [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:20] SIAMESE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:20] THRILL [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:20] TRUBBLE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:20] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:20] Ack! [00:20] 8: cut all but LONE and TRUBBLE [00:20] Grrr... [00:20] Ack indeed. [00:20] Go to final mode [00:20] Then cut all but the two left... [00:20] Now in FINAL mode. [00:21] DOCTOR now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [00:21] DOG now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [00:21] MOURN now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [00:21] *** LordOfTheMonkeys has quit IRC (Ping timeout for LordOfTheMonkeys[t3o910p54.telia.com]) [00:21] EMOTION now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [00:21] SIAMESE now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [00:21] GASEOUS now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [00:21] THRILL now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [00:21] Sevdrone requested the shortlist: [00:21] LONE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:21] TRUBBLE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:22] There. Sorry about that. [00:22] vote4 trubble !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [00:22] vote4 trubble [00:22] <_5618_> vote4 trubble [00:22] abstain [00:22] We worked it out :-) [00:22] vote4 trubble [00:22] vote4 trubble [00:22] No, Sevdrone, that's vote4 img ;-) [00:22] vote4 trubble [00:22] *** Mark has joined #SevTrek [00:22] I wish we'd fit lone in too... But trubble is great. [00:22] Hi room! [00:22] Hello Mark [00:22] Hi room! [00:22] Maybe JC will drawn in both. They both equally suck. [00:23] <_5618_> Belg of Nederlander? [00:23] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:23] TRUBBLE scored 6 vote(s). [00:23] Votes cast: 6 Judges present: 9 [00:23] hi mark [00:23] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:23] Well, obvious... [00:23] close call :=) [00:23] Now in OFF mode. [00:23] Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREKMOVIE, please stand by... [00:23] Retrieval SEVTREKMOVIE competition complete. [00:23] Sevdrone requested the shortlist: [00:23] IMG [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:23] BALDUS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:23] CARE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:23] KILL [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:23] LOVING [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:23] PARADISE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:23] TOO [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:23] TRYING [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:23] WOMEN [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:23] OK [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:23] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:23] Hmmm... [00:23] Sevdrone asks about IMG [00:23] "" [00:23] I see I did not miss much [00:23] keep :=) [00:23] keep [00:23] keep [00:23] keep [00:23] keep !!! [00:23] <_5618_> keep [00:23] neutral [00:23] WIth a vengence! [00:23] Perfect! [00:24] keep [00:24] You missed me stuffing everything up, Mark. That's always fun. [00:24] IMG now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:24] 7 keeps (88%) -- 1 neutrals (12%) -- 0 cuts (0%) [[1 mutes ] [00:24] Sevdrone asks about BALDUS [00:24] "Et tu, BALDUS?" [00:24] keep [00:24] cut [00:24] cut [00:24] I can't wait to see K'Fuzzy... [00:24] keep [00:24] awwww...you're right [00:24] cut [00:24] keep [00:24] cut [00:25] BALDUS now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:25] 3 keeps (43%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (57%) [[2 mutes ] [00:25] <_5618_> cut [00:25] Sevdrone asks about CARE [00:25] "Yes, but since I'm irrational, I don't CARE." [00:25] cut [00:25] <_5618_> cut [00:25] keep [00:25] cut [00:25] cut [00:25] cut [00:25] cut [00:25] CARE now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:25] 1 keeps (14%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (86%) [[2 mutes ] [00:25] cut [00:25] Sevdrone asks about KILL [00:25] "What the heck, it won't KILL me!" [00:25] cut [00:25] cut [00:26] keep ! [00:26] cut [00:26] keep [00:26] KILL now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:26] 2 keeps (40%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (60%) [[4 mutes ] [00:26] cut [00:26] Sevdrone asks about LOVING [00:26] "Yes and LOVING it!" [00:26] cut [00:26] <_5618_> cut [00:26] keep [00:26] cut [00:26] cut [00:26] keep [00:26] cut [00:26] keep [00:26] LOVING now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:26] 3 keeps (38%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (62%) [[1 mutes ] [00:27] Sevdrone asks about PARADISE [00:27] "No more irrational than you are for giving up PARADISE." [00:27] keep [00:27] cut [00:27] cut [00:27] cut [00:27] cut [00:27] cut [00:27] cut [00:27] PARADISE now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:27] 1 keeps (14%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (86%) [[2 mutes ] [00:27] <_5618_> My shoulder hurts like....., I don't now. I think I've got an inflammation from operating this darn mousee. [00:27] Sevdrone asks about TOO [00:27] "Yup. Senile TOO." [00:27] cut [00:27] keep [00:27] keep [00:27] <_5618_> keep [00:27] cut [00:27] cut [00:27] keep [00:27] cut [00:27] TOO now gets status: "Equal vote.". [00:27] 4 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (50%) [[1 mutes ] [00:27] Sevdrone asks about TRYING [00:27] "TRYING to rationalize with the irrational is illogical" [00:27] cut [00:28] <_5618_> keep [00:28] cut ! [00:28] keep [00:28] cut ! [00:28] cut [00:28] keep [00:28] *** LordOfTheMonkeys has joined #sevtrek [00:28] Well since you asked: the current punchline is TRYING [00:28] "TRYING to rationalize with the irrational is illogical" [00:28] keep [00:28] come on, quirk would NEVER say such [00:28] TRYING now gets status: "Equal vote.". [00:28] 4 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (50%) [[2 mutes ] [00:28] Sevdrone asks about WOMEN [00:28] "That depends. Are WOMEN involved?" [00:28] keep [00:28] keep [00:28] keep [00:28] keep !! [00:28] keep [00:28] <_5618_> keep corny though [00:29] keep [00:29] cheesy [00:29] keep [00:29] keep [00:29] not corny [00:29] No, it isn't cheesy. [00:29] It's corny, 5 had it right. [00:29] WOMEN now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:29] 9 keeps (100%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 0 cuts (0%) [[1 mutes ] [00:29] No, I told him that here we say "cheesy" instead of "corny" [00:29] *** DrJonasBashir has joined #sevtrek [00:29] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o DrJonasBashir [00:29] <_5618_> Hi Bashir. [00:29] Hi Jonas! [00:30] Sevdrone asks about OK [00:30] "OK, so I'm irrational. What's YOUR excuse?" [00:30] *** DrJonasBashir sets mode: +o Sevdrone [00:30] Hello JB! [00:30] hi Jonas [00:30] cut [00:30] hello [00:30] hi [00:30] cut [00:30] <_5618_> cut [00:30] keep [00:30] cut [00:30] keep [00:30]