Session Start: Sat Dec 09 00:17:35 2000 [00:17] * Logging #sevtrek to '#sevtrek.log' [00:17] okay [00:17] Needed to input user again :-) [00:17] *** Marina changes topic to 'Sev Judging is now in Session.' [00:17] oh, sorry [00:17] <_8_of_12_> The three-headed Monkey isnt here today? [00:17] My fault :-) [00:18] Try to spray her with fire extinguisher. That should do the trick. [00:18] hey..not nice [00:18] we have a long punchlist tonight for TrekTV [00:18] Now in OFF mode. [00:18] Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREKTV, please stand by... [00:18] Retrieval SEVTREKTV competition complete. [00:18] SevDoctor requested the shortlist: [00:18] COAT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:18] COBBLED [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:18] COOL [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:18] GEL [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:18] JOYSTICK [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:18] PERSONALITY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:18] REPAYMENTS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:18] SENIOR [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:18] WARRANTY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:18] YOU [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:18] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:18] let's get going [00:18] john should dress up like squatty, using pillows to fill up the gaps, and breakdance for gaby. [00:18] SevDoctor asks about COAT [00:18] "I had Kneelicks COAT it with one of his casseroles." [00:18] cut [00:18] Smegging smeggity smeg - where are the finalists again? [00:18] keep [00:18] * Allan i Dalen eating Plock gott [00:18] cut [00:18] cut [00:18] The monkey has fled... [00:18] keep [00:19] <_8_of_12_> keep [00:19] http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/punchlines.asp [00:19] I do do that every Xmas - except it's Santa, not Squatty and I don't breakdance [00:19] http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/punchlines.asp [00:19] keep [00:19] Thanks! [00:19] smeg smegilly smeg. [00:19] CUT! [00:19] cut [00:19] keep [00:19] COAT now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:19] 5 keeps (56%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (44%) [[4 mutes ] [00:19] SevDoctor asks about COBBLED [00:19] "Tomb COBBLED it together from old junk. Our enemies assume it's wrecked already." [00:19] keep [00:19] keep [00:19] <_8_of_12_> keep [00:19] BTW, John, how's K'Fuzzy doing? [00:19] keep [00:19] keep [00:19] keep [00:19] Reason for Monkeys dissappearance: The Welcome War [00:19] The monkey i scaaraaaard [00:19] cut [00:19] neutral [00:19] neutral [00:19] keep [00:19] COBBLED now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:19] 7 keeps (70%) -- 2 neutrals (20%) -- 1 cuts (10%) [[3 mutes ] [00:20] SevDoctor asks about COOL [00:20] "We don't destroy the COOL ones." [00:20] Allan, how old are you? [00:20] neutral [00:20] cut [00:20] cut [00:20] And John, Remember Parasite's uniform is red. [00:20] and what's your name? [00:20] cut [00:20] cut [00:20] cut [00:20] keep [00:20] <_8_of_12_> cut [00:20] Allan i Dalen: Your english is soo good... [00:20] cut [00:20] xx years [00:20] cut [00:20] *** Mark has quit IRC (Ping timeout for Mark[starlight.ics.uci.edu]) [00:20] COOL now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:20] 1 keeps (10%) -- 1 neutrals (10%) -- 8 cuts (80%) [[2 mutes ] [00:20] SevDoctor asks about GEL [00:20] "We coated the hull with my Super-Strength hair GEL." [00:20] keep [00:20] keep [00:20] neutral [00:20] cut [00:20] keep [00:20] keep [00:20] neutral [00:20] KEEP! [00:20] keep [00:20] <_8_of_12_> cut [00:20] cut [00:20] GEL now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:20] 5 keeps (50%) -- 2 neutrals (20%) -- 3 cuts (30%) [[2 mutes ] [00:20] cut [00:20] cut [00:20] SevDoctor asks about JOYSTICK [00:20] "Parasite replaced the explosive consoles with a JOYSTICK." [00:20] Woohoo, put a " " after the keep. [00:21] keep [00:21] cut [00:21] <_8_of_12_> keep [00:21] keep [00:21] cut [00:21] keep [00:21] CUT [00:21] cut [00:21] keep [00:21] cut [00:21] neutral [00:21] JOYSTICK now gets status: "Keep for now.". [00:21] 5 keeps (45%) -- 1 neutrals (9%) -- 5 cuts (45%) [[1 mutes ] [00:21] why, itay? [00:21] SevDoctor asks about PERSONALITY [00:21] "It's got more PERSONALITY than anybody on this ship." [00:21] OOPS, i'M TYPING IN ALL CAPS. hOW ANNOYING! hEEEHEEE! [00:21] cut [00:21] cut [00:21] keep !!! [00:21] That's better [00:21] keep [00:21] <_8_of_12_> cut [00:21] because then you won't thave to repeat it. [00:21] keep [00:21] cut [00:21] We're not counting it otherwise, dear [00:21] ah, okay. [00:21] keep [00:22] keep [00:22] cut [00:22] PERSONALITY now gets status: "Equal vote.". [00:22] 5 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (50%) [[2 mutes ] [00:22] SevDoctor asks about REPAYMENTS [00:22] "We're still making REPAYMENTS" [00:22] cut [00:22] cut [00:22] cut @ [00:22] <_8_of_12_> cut [00:22] cut [00:22] cut [00:22] cut [00:22] Allan i Dalen: Surprised you've learnt to judge whitout any training [00:22] cut [00:22] REPAYMENTS now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:22] 0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 8 cuts (100%) [[4 mutes ] [00:22] SevDoctor asks about SENIOR [00:22] "You can fit more SENIOR crewmembers on the Flunker." [00:22] cut [00:22] keep [00:22] cut [00:22] keep [00:22] keep [00:22] cut [00:22] keep [00:22] cut [00:22] cut [00:22] <_8_of_12_> cut [00:22] cut [00:22] SENIOR now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:22] 3 keeps (30%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (70%) [[2 mutes ] [00:23] SevDoctor asks about WARRANTY [00:23] "It's still under WARRANTY." [00:23] cut [00:23] So john, remember to color Tomb's uniform red. [00:23] cut [00:23] * WooHoo is very tired [00:23] keep [00:23] cut [00:23] cut [00:23] cut [00:23] keep [00:23] cut [00:23] *** _8_of_12_ sets mode: -o _8_of_12_ [00:23] * NovaFlash is very wheeled too [00:23] <_8_of_12_> cut [00:23] neutral [00:23] WARRANTY now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:23] 2 keeps (20%) -- 1 neutrals (10%) -- 7 cuts (70%) [[2 mutes ] [00:23] cut [00:23] Allan i Dalen: At least the "keeping" part [00:23] SevDoctor asks about YOU [00:23] "Ever wondered why we never let YOU fly it?" [00:23] * WooHoo falls asleep in the #sevtrek sofa [00:23] cut [00:23] cut [00:23] cut [00:23] <_8_of_12_> No, don't. It isn't really tomb, it's an Ensign. [00:23] cut [00:23] keep [00:23] <_8_of_12_> keep [00:23] keep [00:23] cut [00:23] neutral [00:23] * NovaFlash sits on the #sevtrek couch. [00:24] <_8_of_12_> It's Ensign Dudley Doright. [00:24] hmm.. i wonder where littlestar is.. [00:24] YOU now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:24] 3 keeps (33%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 5 cuts (56%) [[3 mutes ] [00:24] * e_of_PI eats the #sevtrek couch [00:24] (i couldn't remember the spelling) [00:24] * Joeno tries to push Nova from the #sevtrek couch, poor WooHoo... [00:24] * NovaFlash looks under couch [00:24] SevDoctor requested the shortlist: [00:24] COAT [56%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:24] COBBLED [70%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:24] GEL [42%, 0] "Keep for now." [00:24] JOYSTICK [45%, 0] "Keep for now." [00:24] PERSONALITY [50%, 0] "Equal vote." [00:24] Now in FINAL mode. [00:24] * WooHoo spoons e of PI, let me sleep! [00:24] vote4 gel [00:24] <_8_of_12_> vote4 coat [00:24] vote4 coat [00:24] vote4 coat [00:24] Well, coat and gel are very similar. [00:25] hmmm... [00:25] <_8_of_12_> Except we always have punchlines about Janeway's hair. [00:25] vote4 smegged if I know [00:25] vote4 personality [00:25] no, woohoo is on the SOFA, i'm on the COUCH [00:25] * Joeno tries to pull the #sevtrek couch from that... 'stomach' [00:25] vote4 cobbled [00:25] Irrelevant! ;-) [00:25] vote4 gel [00:25] although it's really long [00:25] vote ppl [00:25] vote4 gel [00:25] Accually WooHoo is lying on the #Sevtrek Sofa, not the #Sevtrek couch. [00:25] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:25] COAT scored 3 vote(s). [00:25] COBBLED scored 1 vote(s). [00:25] GEL scored 3 vote(s). [00:25] PERSONALITY scored 1 vote(s). [00:25] Votes cast: 8 Judges present: 12 [00:25] i am on the couch, i just got the wrong synomenon, i'm not english compatible today... [00:25] vote4coat [00:25] what. a. lag [00:25] vote4 coat [00:25] YOU now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:25] 3 keeps (33%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 5 cuts (56%) [[4 mutes ] [00:25] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:25] COAT scored 4 vote(s). [00:25] COBBLED scored 1 vote(s). [00:25] GEL scored 3 vote(s). [00:25] PERSONALITY scored 1 vote(s). [00:25] Votes cast: 9 Judges present: 12 [00:25] ok, so it's casserol or gel. [00:26] so many popups! [00:26] :-P [00:26] COBBLED now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [00:26] vote4 coat [00:26] PERSONALITY now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [00:26] vote4 gel [00:26] * ThunderDragon sits in the #Sevtrek Sofa (Not the couch) [00:26] Be glad those from Majel and Marina are properly separated... ;-) [00:26] vote4 coat [00:26] It's up to Wendy. [00:26] vote4 coat [00:26] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:26] COAT scored 7 vote(s). [00:26] GEL scored 4 vote(s). [00:26] Votes cast: 11 Judges present: 12 [00:26] Otherwise, you'dalso get something like... [00:26] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:26] Votes cast: 0 Judges present: -1 [00:26] Or not. [00:26] next... [00:26] We have -1 judge! [00:26] lol [00:26] Now in OFF mode. [00:26] Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREKMOVIE, please stand by... [00:26] Retrieval SEVTREKMOVIE competition complete. [00:26] SevDoctor requested the shortlist: [00:26] IMG [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:26] BYTE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:26] EAT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:26] IGNORE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:26] KEYBOARD [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:26] MAC [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:26] PC [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:26] USER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:26] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:26] -1? [00:27] hey! img! :=) [00:27] Img?! [00:27] yes, i think she noticed our 'enthusiasm' :) [00:27] IMG! [00:27] IMG is always with us [00:27] IMG!!! [00:27] I'll cut it [00:27] vote4 IMG [00:27] * Holder_of_Spoon is here. Ready or not, here i come! [00:27] What's img? [00:27] SevDoctor asks about IMG [00:27] "" [00:27] doc: NO! [00:27] cut [00:27] keep [00:27] hehe [00:27] *** Mark has joined #SevTrek [00:27] IMG now gets status: "Keep for now.". [00:27] 1 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 1 cuts (50%) [[11 mutes ] [00:27] *** Holder_of_Spoon has joined #sevtrek [00:27] keep [00:27] neutral [00:27] cut [00:27] Majel always substracts 1 from the number of judges, and then, if noone is there, there's -1 judges [00:27] <_8_of_12_> keep [00:27] keep [00:27] it keeps getting funnier. [00:27] What?! [00:27] * Holder_of_Spoon spoons felia and then goes back to sleep [00:27] What's img? [00:27] it's an error, littlestar [00:27] SevDoctor asks about BYTE [00:27] "Careful, Squatty. The mouse might BYTE." [00:27] an html tag being eaten by majel [00:27] keep [00:27] 3 weeks in a row! [00:27] [00:27] "" [00:27] cut [00:27] Ah. What's it here for then? [00:28] keep [00:28] keep [00:28] cut [00:28] cheese? [00:28] Why vote for it?! [00:28] keep [00:28] cut ! [00:28] i dunno :) for fun :) [00:28] keep [00:28] because it's fun :) [00:28] Ah. Hokay. [00:28] keep [00:28] John, do something about img! [00:28] <_8_of_12_> cut [00:28] BYTE now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:28] 6 keeps (60%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (40%) [[4 mutes ] [00:28] <_8_of_12_> cheesy! [00:28] It's for when there are no other good punchlines... :-) [00:28] SevDoctor asks about EAT [00:28] "I think he's about to EAT that mouse!" [00:28] cut [00:28] <_8_of_12_> keep [00:28] cut [00:28] *** WooHoo has quit IRC (Ping timeout for WooHoo[t2o86p49.telia.com]) [00:28] keep [00:28] keep [00:28] cut [00:28] keep [00:28] cut [00:28] *** Holder_of_Spoon is now known as WooHOo [00:28] cut [00:28] *** WooHOo is now known as WooHoo [00:28] cut [00:29] keep [00:29] EAT now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:29] 5 keeps (45%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (55%) [[2 mutes ] [00:29] keep [00:29] SevDoctor asks about IGNORE [00:29] "IGNORE him. He talks to his geraniums too" [00:29] cut [00:29] keep [00:29] cut [00:29] <_8_of_12_> keep [00:29] cut [00:29] cut [00:29] kaas! [00:29] keep [00:29] keep [00:29] cut [00:29] keep [00:29] shmor [00:29] keep [00:29] cut [00:29] IGNORE now gets status: "Equal vote.". [00:29] 6 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (50%) [[1 mutes ] [00:29] Keep, cut or kaas! (c: [00:29] SevDoctor asks about KEYBOARD [00:29] "He can't reach the KEYBOARD" [00:29] KAAS! [00:29] keep [00:29] keep [00:29] cut [00:29] e of PI, what's the hebrew word for cheese? [00:29] keep !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 [00:29] <_8_of_12_> keep [00:29] cut [00:29] keep [00:29] keep [00:29] cut [00:29] keep [00:29] cut [00:29] Gvina [00:30] neutral [00:30] KEYBOARD now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:30] 7 keeps (58%) -- 1 neutrals (8%) -- 4 cuts (33%) [[1 mutes ] [00:30] gvina? [00:30] okies, thanks [00:30] gooda [00:30] SevDoctor asks about MAC [00:30] "Just be glad its an "Apple MAC" not a "Big Mac"" [00:30] kaas. [00:30] Gvina. [00:30] gouda! [00:30] keep [00:30] keep [00:30] cut ! [00:30] and how do i say eet kaas? [00:30] leerdammer [00:30] keep [00:30] Edam! [00:30] kollummer [00:30] keep [00:30] cut [00:30] keep [00:30] cut [00:30] <_8_of_12_> keep [00:30] keep [00:30] cut [00:30] keep [00:30] MAC now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:30] 7 keeps (64%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (36%) [[2 mutes ] [00:30] SevDoctor asks about PC [00:30] "The PC term is "a senior moment"." [00:30] In the army, "Gavnatz" [00:30] cut [00:30] cut [00:30] cut [00:30] cut [00:30] <_8_of_12_> keep [00:30] cut [00:30] cut [00:30] cut [00:30] They have cheese in the army?! [00:30] neutral [00:30]