Session Start: Sat Dec 16 00:07:40 2000 [00:07] * Logging #sevtrek to '#sevtrek.log' [00:07] Now in OFF mode. [00:07] Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREKTV, please stand by... [00:07] Retrieval SEVTREKTV competition complete. [00:07] Joeno requested the shortlist: [00:07] AID [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:07] BIKINI [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:07] BUN [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:07] DART [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:07] EARRINGS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:07] FUNGI [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:07] PLUGS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:07] RAG [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:07] SHOWER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:07] SLIPPERS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:07] STRESS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:07] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:07] *** Marina changes topic to 'Sev Judging is now in Session.' [00:07] Directly to Final? [00:08] joeno: not with this onme (multiple winners possible) [00:08] Or are we going to eliminate too? [00:08] *** DrJonasBashir has joined #sevtrek [00:08] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o DrJonasBashir [00:08] Alright, here eliminate first.. [00:08] Joeno asks about AID [00:08] "Powderpuff beauty AID" [00:08] cut [00:08] *** Joeno is now known as SevOen [00:08] how many should we keep? [00:08] you started early [00:08] cut [00:08] Doesn't matter at this moment... [00:08] there's no number [00:08] doc: you're clock's late [00:08] cut [00:09] if we don't keep any... so be it [00:09] cut [00:09] No, we should have started 8 minutes ago... [00:09] I'm not! It's 8:04 here! [00:09] where do you live, then? [00:09] Ask Marina! [00:09] besides, there's almost nobody here [00:09] Argentina [00:09] AID now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:09] 0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (100%) [[2 mutes ] [00:09] SevOen asks about BIKINI [00:09] "Insulated BIKINI for Quirk's babes" [00:09] keep [00:09] 2 mutes? With 6 judges...? [00:10] cut [00:10] cut [00:10] oh! it's 0906 here in brisbane [00:10] cut [00:10] I didn't vote [00:10] keep [00:10] the current time is... 00:06 [00:10] And before you ask, JC won't join, he asked me to tell you this: [00:10] 00:10 [00:10] keep [00:10] I'm just in! I wanted to load the punchlines.asp [00:10] [23:27] I can't make it this morning as I will be Christmas shopping for Gaby's presents [00:10] he asked you to tell "00:10"? :=) [00:10] BIKINI now gets status: "Equal vote.". [00:10] 3 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (50%) [[0 mutes ] [00:11] SevOen asks about BUN [00:11] "BUN replacement for Janeway" [00:11] thunder, sev:poor you! [00:11] keep [00:11] cut [00:11] * SevOen kicks Wizzard [00:11] cut [00:11] cut [00:11] * Wizzard kicks back [00:11] May you live in Interesting Times! [00:11] Everything you touch shall be turned into Glod [00:11] keep [00:11] neutral [00:11] BUN now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:11] 2 keeps (33%) -- 1 neutrals (17%) -- 3 cuts (50%) [[0 mutes ] [00:11] SevOen asks about DART [00:11] "O'blimey's and Bashful's DART target" [00:11] keep [00:11] cut [00:11] keep [00:11] cut [00:12] cut [00:12] The Turtle Moves! [00:12] DART now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:12] 2 keeps (40%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (60%) [[1 mutes ] [00:12] SevOen asks about EARRINGS [00:12] "Oohlala's EARRINGS" [00:12] keep [00:12] keep [00:12] cut [00:12] keep [00:12] cut [00:12] neutral [00:12] EARRINGS now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:12] 3 keeps (50%) -- 1 neutrals (17%) -- 2 cuts (33%) [[0 mutes ] [00:12] SevOen asks about FUNGI [00:12] "FUNGI q-tip" [00:13] cut [00:13] cut [00:13] keep [00:13] keep [00:13] cut [00:13] keep [00:13] FUNGI now gets status: "Equal vote.". [00:13] 3 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (50%) [[0 mutes ] [00:13] SevOen asks about EARRINGS [00:13] "Oohlala's EARRINGS" [00:13] No... [00:13] eh.... [00:13] SevOen asks about PLUGS [00:13] "Fungi Ear PLUGS" [00:13] That one... [00:13] cut+ [00:13] cut [00:13] keep [00:13] *** WooHoo has joined #sevtrek [00:13] keep [00:13] cut [00:14] cut [00:14] hello [00:14] cut [00:14] where are we? [00:14] Well since you asked: the current punchline is PLUGS [00:14] "Fungi Ear PLUGS" [00:14] home :=) [00:14] hello woohoo! [00:14] Hello WooHoo! [00:14] Hi! [00:14] hi [00:14] We're taking it easy, it's quiet enough for it [00:14] And from JC: [23:27] I can't make it this morning as I will be Christmas shopping for Gaby's presents [00:14] PLUGS now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:14] 2 keeps (33%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (67%) [[1 mutes ] [00:14] thanks. [00:14] SevOen asks about RAG [00:14] "Bar RAG" [00:14] keeps [00:14] keep [00:15] keep [00:15] keep [00:15] cut [00:15] cut [00:15] This is the one about uses for Tribbles [00:15] Nova: revote [00:15] blaaa [00:15] keep [00:15] WooHoo? [00:16] oen: 4/7 keep [00:16] RAG now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:16] 4 keeps (67%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (33%) [[1 mutes ] [00:16] psss... how come I sent 9 punchlines to this week's SevTrek, and noone survived! [00:16] SevOen asks about SHOWER [00:16] "Sonic SHOWER sponge" [00:16] keep [00:16] i havn't got to the page yet... [00:16] Don't ask me... want me to edit the file... ;-) [00:16] doc: sevspace? :=) [00:16] Alright... [00:16] keep [00:16] cut [00:16] keep [00:16] hey, it wasn't me! :) [00:16] keep [00:16] I sent in 20 punchlines for scifi movie and 1 survived [00:17] some of the kept ones aren't that funny [00:17] it isn't the amount, it's whether it's funny or not in john's view. [00:17] In the past... half of them always made it thru [00:17] SHOWER now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:17] 4 keeps (80%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 1 cuts (20%) [[2 mutes ] [00:17] Like in this weeks Pits: 1 of 2 [00:17] i sent 3 in 4 this 1 and 1 survived to the funniest page [00:17] where's the culled punchlines...? [00:17] SevOen asks about SLIPPERS [00:17] "Fuzzy SLIPPERS" [00:17] yes, but that's because i do the pits now =P [00:17] cut [00:17] http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/punchlines.asp [00:17] cut [00:17] keep [00:17] cut [00:17] aaah [00:17] hi rebecca! [00:17] keep [00:17] cut [00:17] SLIPPERS now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:17] 2 keeps (33%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (67%) [[1 mutes ] [00:18] SevOen asks about STRESS [00:18] "Squeezable STRESS reliever" [00:18] keep [00:18] keep [00:18] keep [00:18] i love this one [00:18] This one's nice... [00:18] *grins* thanks again, jeroen... i havn't waked up yet.... [00:18] keep [00:18] keep [00:18] the in-week culling? [00:18] hello nova [00:18] Don't mind it... :-) [00:18] mind=mention [00:18] * SevOen is sleeping a bit too... [00:18] STRESS now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:18] 5 keeps (100%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 0 cuts (0%) [[2 mutes ] [00:18] Now in FINAL mode. [00:18] SevOen requested the shortlist: [00:18] BIKINI [50%, 0] "Equal vote." [00:18] EARRINGS [50%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:18] FUNGI [50%, 0] "Equal vote." [00:18] RAG [67%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:18] SHOWER [80%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:18] STRESS [100%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:19] vote4 rag [00:19] vote4 stress [00:19] vote4 stress [00:19] vote4 stress [00:19] vote4 fungi [00:19] vote4 stress stress stress [00:19] vote4 stress [00:19] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:19] FUNGI scored 1 vote(s). [00:19] RAG scored 1 vote(s). [00:19] STRESS scored 5 vote(s). [00:19] Votes cast: 7 Judges present: 7 [00:19] STRESS wins... [00:19] Now in OFF mode. [00:19] Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREKMOVIE, please stand by... [00:19] Retrieval SEVTREKMOVIE competition complete. [00:19] SevOen requested the shortlist: [00:19] IMG [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:19] BALDER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:19] FUN [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:19] LONG [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:19] MAKE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:19] NAME [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:19] WAIT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:19] WORTH [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:19] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:19] SevOen asks about IMG [00:19] " )JC did it again... He messed with html, the script didn't know it anymore... - Oentje)" [00:20] never thought i'd like stress. [00:20] keep :=) [00:20] cut [00:20] mmm [00:20] keep [00:20] keep. [00:20] keep [00:20] keep [00:20] keep [00:20] c'n' [00:20] now, get rid of it! [00:20] cut [00:20] c'n'p syndrome? [00:20] * SevOen notices he used the wrong bracket... [00:20] IMG now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:20] 5 keeps (71%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (29%) [[0 mutes ] [00:20] SevOen asks about BALDER [00:20] "They don't get any BALDER than this!" [00:20] wizzard: cut and haste, indeed. [00:20] keep [00:20] * SevOen whistles [00:20] *** TLE has joined #sevtrek [00:20] hey Tea [00:21] cut [00:21] Well since you asked: the current punchline is BALDER [00:21] "They don't get any BALDER than this!" [00:21] Hello TLE! [00:21] hey tle [00:21] cut [00:21] Sev Trek Movie... [00:21] cut [00:21] cut [00:21] narf [00:21] cut [00:21] op me ;) [00:21] From JC: [23:27] I can't make it this morning as I will be Christmas shopping for Gaby's presents [00:21] cut [00:21] BALDER now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:21] 1 keeps (14%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (86%) [[1 mutes ] [00:21] SevOen asks about FUN [00:21] "You know...they say balds have more FUN!" [00:21] keep [00:21] cut [00:21] Bad thoughts... [00:22] cut [00:22] neutral [00:22] very bad thoughts! [00:22] cut [00:22] ok, same punchline page or is it moved cause of th asp? [00:22] http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/punchlines.asp [00:22] keep [00:22] this is really a non-pg thingee, now isn't it? =) [00:22] ok it's still the same [00:22] cut [00:22] And? ;-) [00:22] FUN now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:22] 2 keeps (29%) -- 1 neutrals (14%) -- 4 cuts (57%) [[1 mutes ] [00:22] your point being? :=) [00:22] SevOen asks about LONG [00:22] "That's funny, I haven't had hair for that LONG!" [00:23] cut [00:23] cut [00:23] cut [00:23] keep [00:23] cut [00:23] cut [00:23] keep [00:23] keep [00:23] * WooHoo feels alone wiht her opinion... [00:23] LONG now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:23] 3 keeps (38%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (62%) [[0 mutes ] [00:23] schnarph. [00:23] tupo [00:23] SevOen asks about MAKE [00:23] "Care to MAKE up for lost time?" [00:23] cut [00:23] cut [00:23] cut [00:23] cut [00:23] cut [00:23] cut them all! ;) [00:23] cut [00:23] we have a winner :=) [00:24] cut [00:24] This comp attracted way too many bad thoughts...! [00:24] MAKE now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:24] 0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (100%) [[1 mutes ] [00:24] SevOen asks about NAME [00:24] "Let me guess, was his NAME Quirk?" [00:24] and too many poorly executed ;) [00:24] keep [00:24] keep ! [00:24] keep [00:24] keep [00:24] keep [00:24] ok found one keeper so far [00:24] i was going to think of some punchline regarding that hand that gets dangerously close to her butt... but then again.. it would never get through. [00:24] keep [00:24] NAME now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:24] 6 keeps (100%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 0 cuts (0%) [[2 mutes ] [00:24] keep [00:24] SevOen asks about WAIT [00:24] "Good things come to those who WAIT!" [00:24] keep [00:24] keep [00:24] cut [00:25] cut [00:25] keep [00:25] keep [00:25] cut [00:25] WAIT now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:25] 4 keeps (57%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (43%) [[1 mutes ] [00:25] SevOen asks about WORTH [00:25] "Was I WORTH the wait?" [00:25] cut [00:25] cut [00:25] cut [00:25] nova, i have a spoon... [00:25] cut [00:25] Worse version of the previous line.. [00:25] cut [00:25] woohoo: i have a bowl to put the spoon in.. =P [00:25] cut [00:25] much worse [00:25] WORTH now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:25] 0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (100%) [[2 mutes ] [00:25] Now in FINAL mode. [00:26] SevOen requested the shortlist: [00:26] IMG [71%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:26] NAME [100%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:26] WAIT [57%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:26] vote4 name [00:26] vote4 name [00:26] vote4 name [00:26] hm... [00:26] vote4 name [00:26] vote4 name [00:26] was his name quack? =P [00:26] * WooHoo steels bowl [00:26] I think we have a winner... [00:26] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:26] NAME scored 5 vote(s). [00:26] Votes cast: 5 Judges present: 8 [00:26] * NovaFlash swallows spoon [00:26] vote4 name [00:26] you're moving too fast [00:26] 6/8. [00:26] Swallows...? [00:26] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:26] NAME scored 6 vote(s). [00:26] Votes cast: 6 Judges present: 8 [00:26] Now in OFF mode. [00:26] Retrieving punchlines for competition SCIFIMOVIES, please stand by... [00:27] Retrieval SCIFIMOVIES competition complete. [00:27] SevOen requested the shortlist: [00:27] BIRDBATH [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:27] CUT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:27] DEPOSIT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:27] HAIRCUT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:27] HARD [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:27] POOP [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:27] SEQUELS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:27] TRIM [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:27] ZIT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:27] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:27] * WooHoo feels sorry for nova. [00:27] you really shouldn't swollow that spoon... [00:27] SevOen asks about BIRDBATH [00:27] "I see this BIRDBATH hasn't been cleaned in a while..." [00:27] you shouldn't have stolen my bowl. [00:27]