Session Start: Sat Jan 06 00:05:14 2001 [00:05] * Logging #sevtrek to '#sevtrek.log' [00:05] Want to try? :-) [00:05] nah. [00:05] i still have the old popups [00:05] *** Marina changes topic to 'Sev Judging is now in Session.' [00:05] Now in OFF mode. [00:05] Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREKTV, please stand by... [00:05] Retrieval SEVTREKTV competition complete. [00:05] Joeno requested the shortlist: [00:05] CHRISTMAS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:05] KNOW [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:05] LIST [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:05] MERRY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:05] MY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:05] UNIFORM [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:05] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:05] and i'm too narfed to replace them :) [00:05] Get new ones, then! :-P [00:05] We will comply. [00:05] *** DrJonasBashir has joined #sevtrek [00:05] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o DrJonasBashir [00:05] Joeno asks about CHRISTMAS [00:05] "Quirk: Too bad CHRISTMAS only comes once a year..." [00:05] Jonas! [00:05] i will comply [00:05] Or our doctor must want to run Marina... [00:06] Right in time! [00:06] hello [00:06] cut [00:06] cut [00:06] cut [00:06] cut [00:06] Not according to 007! [00:06] http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/punchlines.asp for the page! [00:06] cut [00:06] cut [00:06] i knew i recognized the line! [00:06] Maybe Joeno, maybe =] [00:06] keep [00:06] We had Tommorow never dies today in the TV. [00:07] CHRISTMAS now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:07] 1 keeps (14%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (86%) [[2 mutes ] [00:07] but that line was from "The World is not Enough" [00:07] Joeno asks about KNOW [00:07] "Quirk: Don't KNOW 'bout you, but I got what I wanted for Christmas!" [00:07] Yep. [00:07] keep [00:07] keep [00:07] keep [00:07] keep [00:07] neutral [00:07] keep [00:07] eh! [00:07] keep [00:07] keep [00:07] KNOW now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:07] 7 keeps (100%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 0 cuts (0%) [[2 mutes ] [00:07] Joeno asks about LIST [00:07] "Yeoman: Am I on the naughty or nice LIST? Quirk: You're listed under "very nice"" [00:08] cut [00:08] cut [00:08] keep [00:08] cut [00:08] keep ? [00:08] cheesy and/or corny [00:08] *** T has joined #sevtrek [00:08] T? [00:08] cut [00:08] I liked "You're on both" better... [00:08] I MADE it! [00:08] Mr. T =] [00:08] *** jc has joined #sevtrek [00:08] Cheese warning on those punchlines... [00:08] keep [00:08] Well since you asked: the current punchline is LIST [00:08] "Yeoman: Am I on the naughty or nice LIST? Quirk: You're listed under "very nice"" [00:08] John! [00:08] sevutations! [00:08] hi JC! [00:08] keep [00:08] hello John. We just started sevtrek. [00:08] Good Sev, JC! [00:08] LIST now gets status: "Equal vote.". [00:08] 4 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (50%) [[3 mutes ] [00:08] Ahh! [00:08] Joeno asks about MERRY [00:08] "Q: Ho ho ho and a MERRY Christmas to me!" [00:08] T'Bonz! [00:08] cut !!! [00:08] keep [00:08] cut [00:08] cut [00:09] this was harder to access than fort knox! [00:09] BTW, happy 21st century to you all! [00:09] Congrats, T'Bonz! Welcome to the JS! [00:09] cut [00:09] cut [00:09] glad you're here Bonnie! [00:09] Hi, T'bonz. cool to see you! [00:09] keep [00:09] cut [00:09] Yes! First JS of 2001! [00:09] hmm, so it is! [00:09] ooh, special! [00:09] Happy New Year, everybody! [00:09] MERRY now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:09] 2 keeps (25%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (75%) [[3 mutes ] [00:10] Joeno asks about MY [00:10] "Quirk: Well, MY Christmas wish came true" [00:10] haven't we done that one before? or am i getting senil? :-p [00:10] We got JB, JB, JD and JO in the JS! [00:10] cut [00:10] keep [00:10] I'm JS... [00:10] keep [00:10] cut [00:10] We got JB, JB, JD and JS in the JS! [00:10] keep [00:10] neutral [00:10] We got JB, JC, JD and JS in the JS! [00:10] keep [00:10] JB and JC =] [00:10] aah [00:10] keep [00:10] *** NovaFlash is now known as JD [00:10] cut it out e! [00:10] MY now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:10] 4 keeps (50%) -- 1 neutrals (12%) -- 3 cuts (38%) [[3 mutes ] [00:10] *** JD sets mode: +o jc [00:10] Joeno asks about UNIFORM [00:10] "Randy: All i want for X-mas is a UNIFORM that fits" [00:10] *** DrJonasBashir is now known as JB [00:11] *** Joeno is now known as JS [00:11] It's not THAT bad! [00:11] keep [00:11] keep [00:11] keep [00:11] keep [00:11] hm... [00:11] keep [00:11] keep [00:11] keep [00:11] keep [00:11] okay, for sev's sake... [00:11] keep [00:11] This transcript will look nice... [00:11] it [00:11] And all J* 's are ops :-) [00:11] UNIFORM now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:11] 9 keeps (100%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 0 cuts (0%) [[2 mutes ] [00:11] Now in FINAL mode. [00:11] JS requested the shortlist: [00:11] KNOW [100%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:11] LIST [50%, 0] "Equal vote." [00:11] MY [50%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:11] UNIFORM [100%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:11] who's JS? [00:11] vote4 Uniform [00:11] vote4 uniform [00:11] I am Joeno [00:12] vote4 uniform [00:12] that's jeroen (te) strake [00:12] vote4 uniform [00:12] vote4 uniform [00:12] vote4 uniform [00:12] vote4 uniform [00:12] vote4 uniform [00:12] this is a uniform vote. [00:12] okies [00:12] vote4 uniform [00:12] hehehe [00:12] this voting is quite..uniform. [00:12] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:12] UNIFORM scored 9 vote(s). [00:12] Votes cast: 9 Judges present: 11 [00:12] Now in OFF mode. [00:12] Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREKMOVIE, please stand by... [00:12] Retrieval SEVTREKMOVIE competition complete. [00:12] JS requested the shortlist: [00:12] IMG [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:12] BEER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:12] CRAZE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:12] DO [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:12] INVENTOR [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:12] MONEY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:12] SEALED [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:12] STATUE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:12] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:12] sevqueen! [00:12] =)) [00:12] Well, Randy should get a line! [00:12] JS asks about IMG [00:12] "" [00:12] IMG!!! [00:12] keep [00:12] keep [00:12] keep! [00:12] IMG!! [00:13] what is IMG? [00:13] cut that [00:13] keep !! [00:13] John, please please fix this up! [00:13] a copy'n'paste error [00:13] During the final, JB, during the final [00:13] Include ING in the FAQ =] [00:13] IMG now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:13] 4 keeps (80%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 1 cuts (20%) [[6 mutes ] [00:13] serious!:) [00:13] IMG, not ING [00:13] JS asks about BEER [00:13] "I told him there's no BEER in the future." [00:13] cut [00:13] keep [00:13] keep [00:13] keep [00:13] keep [00:13] keep [00:13] keep [00:13] keep [00:13] keep [00:13] BEER now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:13] 7 keeps (88%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 1 cuts (12%) [[3 mutes ] [00:13] bla [00:13] I see many good punchlines in this one! [00:13] JS asks about CRAZE [00:13] "I told him the Pokemon CRAZE never dies out." [00:14] keep [00:14] pukemon! [00:14] cut [00:14] cut [00:14] keep [00:14] neutral [00:14] keep [00:14] cut [00:14] keep (but change to "Pukemon"!) [00:14] *** Holder_of_Spoon has joined #sevtrek [00:14] heh heh [00:14] Woohoo, sevtrek movie [00:14] So that will be the Sevname for Pokemon? Pukemon? [00:14] you know... i don't like my ISP. [00:14] Well since you asked: the current punchline is CRAZE [00:14] "I told him the Pokemon CRAZE never dies out." [00:14] thanks Itay. [00:14] sevname? i was serious! [00:14] * e_of_PI slaps WooHoo around a bit with a large trout [00:15] Right... [00:15] keep [00:15] I tried to kick woohoo... But I'm not a channel wizard! [00:15] CRAZE now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:15] 5 keeps (56%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 3 cuts (33%) [[3 mutes ] [00:15] JS asks about DO [00:15] "Just that he still has to DO "the Sev Trek line" in this movie" [00:15] same reason as last time, e? :-p [00:15] keep [00:15] cut [00:15] cut [00:15] cut [00:15] No, so you could retake your name [00:15] *** WooHoo was kicked by JS (Don't disrupt the voting by muting in the tally!) [00:15] cut [00:15] cut [00:15] keep [00:15] Wouldn't help [00:15] what have i done? [00:15] The nick needs to go from the server [00:15] Jonas, however, is a wizard... [00:15] *** NIKE has joined #sevtrek [00:15] Just do it? [00:16] Just making sure there is one mute less :-) [00:16] DO now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:16] 2 keeps (29%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (71%) [[5 mutes ] [00:16] how do you kick a ghoast? [00:16] JS asks about INVENTOR [00:16] "You'd think the INVENTOR of the warped drive could take some technobable!" [00:16] keep [00:16] keep [00:16] keep [00:16] cut [00:16] cut [00:16] cut [00:16] /msg nickserv ghost password [00:16] cut [00:16] have you chosen the sevtrek tv winner yet? [00:16] Holder_of_Spoon: is that a philosophical issue? =) [00:16] cut [00:16] keep [00:16] keep [00:16] INVENTOR now gets status: "Equal vote.". [00:16] 5 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (50%) [[2 mutes ] [00:16] JS asks about MONEY [00:16] "something about not needing MONEY in the future...." [00:16] cut [00:16] lol, JD [00:16] cut [00:16] cut [00:16] cut [00:16] keep [00:16] cut [00:16] cut [00:17] keep [00:17] * e_of_PI eats goast, regulary [00:17] MONEY now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:17] 2 keeps (25%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (75%) [[4 mutes ] [00:17] i don't get it... [00:17] JS asks about SEALED [00:17] "He said he was 'leaking'. I SEALED the leak!" [00:17] keep [00:17] keep [00:17] cut [00:17] haha, so funny. that's old e. [00:17] keep [00:17] keep [00:17] cut [00:17] cut [00:17] Even though he is holding his hand wrong for this line :-) [00:17] cut [00:17] *** Holder_of_Spoon is now known as WooHoo [00:17] hands [00:17] SEALED now gets status: "Equal vote.". [00:17] 4 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (50%) [[4 mutes ] [00:17] *** NIKE has left #sevtrek [00:17] keep [00:17] MAny good punchlines in this one! [00:17] JS asks about STATUE [00:17] "I just mentioned what cadets do to his STATUE on April Fool's." [00:17] keep [00:17] cut [00:17] cut [00:17] neutral [00:17] neutral [00:18] cut [00:18] keep [00:18] keep [00:18] this is fun! [00:18] cut [00:18] what is fun, T? [00:18] yep! it is! [00:18] keep [00:18] STATUE now gets status: "Keep for now.". [00:18] 4 keeps (40%) -- 2 neutrals (20%) -- 4 cuts (40%) [[1 mutes ] [00:18] judging! [00:18] Now in FINAL mode. [00:18] T: yup :) [00:18] JS requested the shortlist: [00:18] IMG [80%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:18] BEER [88%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:18] CRAZE [56%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:18] INVENTOR [50%, 0] "Equal vote." [00:18] SEALED [56%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:18] STATUE [40%, 0] "Keep for now." [00:18] is it? [00:18] I think she means the session [00:18] That's why we do it every week ;-) [00:18] as longs as you keep from falling asleep.. [00:18] I'm about to cut IMG >=] [00:18] vote4 craze [00:18] hehe [00:18] vote4 beer [00:18] whatever that is [00:18] awww... :) [00:18] vote4 inventor [00:18] vote4 sealed [00:18] vote4 beer [00:18] vote4 sealed [00:18] vote4 statue [00:19] vote4 statue [00:19] How, JB? >:-] [00:19] Try it... [00:19] Even though it's not needed this time... [00:19] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:19] BEER scored 2 vote(s). [00:19] CRAZE scored 1 vote(s). [00:19] INVENTOR scored 1 vote(s). [00:19] SEALED scored 2 vote(s). [00:19] STATUE scored 2 vote(s). [00:19] Votes cast: 8 Judges present: 11 [00:19] Good punchlines... [00:19] hmm [00:19] vote4 craze [00:19] T'Bonz... what's your real name= [00:19] ? [00:19] Something wrong, JB? [00:19] Bonnie (I go by Bonz also) [00:19] *** Shlamko has joined #sevtrek [00:19] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:19] BEER scored 2 vote(s). [00:19] CRAZE scored 2 vote(s). [00:19] INVENTOR scored 1 vote(s). [00:19] SEALED scored 2 vote(s). [00:19] STATUE scored 2 vote(s). [00:19] Votes cast: 9 Judges present: 12 [00:19] vote4 inventor [00:19] grrr >+} [00:20] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:20] BEER scored 2 vote(s). [00:20] CRAZE scored 2 vote(s). [00:20] INVENTOR scored 2 vote(s). [00:20] SEALED scored 2 vote(s). [00:20] STATUE scored 2 vote(s). [00:20] Votes cast: 10 Judges present: 12 [00:20] Wait a moment... [00:20] 5-way Sevqueen??? [00:20] whoah!!! [00:20] Ouch! [00:20] wow [00:20] aaaarrrrrrgggggghhhhhh! what is the world coming to??? [00:20] well, I suppose that's a good thing - it means there are lots of good punchlines to choose from. [00:21] anyone wants to change his/her vote? :=) [00:21] Yes... but it doesn't get us any further... :-) [00:21] now what? :) [00:21] Why not have a quick debate and see if anyone can sway anyone to their side [00:21] Alright... [00:21] vote4 beer!!! [00:21] c'mon, "Sealed" is funny! [00:21] hmmmm... [00:21] *** Holder_of_Spoon has joined #sevtrek [00:21] I'm changing my vote [00:21] a debate..that's been a while! [00:21] to sealed [00:21]