Session Start: Sat Jan 13 00:00:01 2001 [00:00] * Logging #sevtrek to '#sevtrek.log' [00:00] *** TheBigOen is now known as Sevoen [00:00] <_5618_> Oki. [00:00] i will comply [00:00] *** Marina changes topic to 'Sev Judging is now in Session.' [00:00] absolutely [00:00] *** ChanServ changes topic to 'The Official Sev Trek IRC channel. - http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/judge.asp for more information on how to join the weekly judging session! (NovaFlash)' [00:00] Now in OFF mode. [00:00] Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREKTV, please stand by... [00:00] Retrieval SEVTREKTV competition complete. [00:00] Sevoen requested the shortlist: [00:00] ANGST [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:00] BLAME [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:00] FOUND [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:00] GOOD [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:00] HAZARD [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:00] MORE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:00] NUTS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:00] ORDER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:00] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:00] bye bex! [00:00] <_5618_> "Take me to your leader!" [00:00] Sevoen asks about ANGST [00:00] "With all the ANGST here, at least I have job security." [00:00] bye!! [00:00] <_5618_> Bye!!!!!!!!! [00:00] bye [00:00] goodnight and *hugs* [00:00] cut [00:00] *** WooHoo has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving) [00:00] <_5618_> cut [00:00] keep [00:00] cut [00:00] *** e_of_PI has joined #sevtrek [00:01] I'm baaack! [00:01] *** Sevoen changes topic to 'Sev Judging is now in Session - Rules at http://www.sev.com.au/judges.asp , Punchlines at http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/punchlines.asp' [00:01] *** ChanServ changes topic to 'The Official Sev Trek IRC channel. - http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/judge.asp for more information on how to join the weekly judging session! (NovaFlash)' [00:01] * _5618_ welcomes you to this §evilian meeting, you're number 11 [00:01] cut [00:01] cut [00:01] ??? [00:01] <_5618_> ANGST [00:02] I can't open the finalists right now. [00:02] <_5618_> §trange. [00:02] Quite usuall for my computer, actually. [00:02] neutral [00:02] Oh great an mighty oen, can I get the punchline? [00:02] *** DrJonasBashir has joined #sevtrek [00:02] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o DrJonasBashir [00:02] cut [00:03] Well since you asked: the current punchline is ANGST [00:03] "With all the ANGST here, at least I have job security." [00:03] hi [00:03] keep [00:03] Hello JB [00:03] hello! [00:03] * _5618_ welcomes you to this §evilian meeting, you're number 12 [00:03] Jonas! [00:03] you're doing this early [00:03] *** Jaltok has joined #sevtrek [00:03] Hello Jaltok! [00:03] hello [00:03] * _5618_ welcomes you to this §evilian meeting, you're number 13 [00:03] hi [00:03] ANGST now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:03] 2 keeps (22%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 6 cuts (67%) [[3 mutes ] [00:03] hi [00:03] * e_of_PI slaps _5618_ around a bit with a large trout [00:03] it's barely 8 o'clock here [00:03] Sevoen asks about BLAME [00:03] "Don't BLAME me, I just got here!" [00:03] * _5618_ e cum salmo fario adoritur! [00:03] someoen's clock is fast [00:03] 9am here... [00:03] <_5618_> cut [00:03] cut [00:03] keep !!! [00:03] keep [00:03] keep [00:03] keep [00:03] keep [00:04] <_5618_> 0:05 here. [00:04] 23.01 here :) [00:04] *** jc has joined #sevtrek [00:04] * e_of_PI 5618 Al tedaber safa zara im ata lo mochan laamod meahoreia. [00:04] * _5618_ welcomes you to this §evilian meeting, you're number 14 [00:04] midnight [00:04] Going at MY clock.. :-P [00:04] keep [00:04] hi [00:04] hi JC [00:04] sevutations! Woaah, big turnout this morning [00:04] BLAME now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:04] 6 keeps (75%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (25%) [[5 mutes ] [00:04] <_5618_> Hi John. [00:04] 01:04 here. [00:04] Sevoen asks about FOUND [00:04] "Don't blame me! I FOUND them like that!" [00:04] John! [00:04] It's too early [00:04] cut [00:04] Good §ev, JC! [00:04] <_5618_> Morning????????? Hehe. [00:04] keep [00:04] *** Sevoen sets mode: +o jc [00:04] cut [00:04] keep [00:04] <_5618_> keep [00:04] cut [00:04] I can't stay yet as Gaby is still awake (she slept in this morning) and won't go down for about 40 minutes - I'll join then... [00:04] keep [00:05] cut [00:05] ...apologies but see you all soon! :-) [00:05] bye [00:05] Alright... :-) [00:05] Bye JC! [00:05] *** jc has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving) [00:05] I can't open the sev wide web... My netscape won't go over the "waiting for reply". [00:05] FOUND now gets status: "Equal vote.". [00:05] 4 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (50%) [[4 mutes ] [00:05] Sevoen asks about GOOD [00:05] "This can't be GOOD for my mental health." [00:05] cut [00:05] cut [00:05] <_5618_> keep [00:05] cut [00:05] cut [00:05] Hmm... Weird... [00:05] keep [00:05] cut [00:05] cut [00:05] keep [00:05] neutral [00:05] Can someone give the the finalists link? [00:06] http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/punchlines.asp [00:06] The one Marina gives me gives me a 404 [00:06] http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/punchlines.asp [00:06] cut [00:06] I see... debugging in a few moments... ;-) [00:06] Yay. Thanks :) [00:06] GOOD now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:06] 3 keeps (27%) -- 1 neutrals (9%) -- 7 cuts (64%) [[1 mutes ] [00:06] Sevoen asks about HAZARD [00:06] "I do get HAZARD pay, right?" [00:06] <_5618_> keep !§!§!§ [00:06] keep [00:06] cut [00:06] cut [00:06] keep [00:06] cut [00:07] cut [00:07] eofpi: mine will... [00:07] keep [00:07] cut [00:07] keep [00:07] HAZARD now gets status: "Equal vote.". [00:07] 5 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (50%) [[2 mutes ] [00:07] Sevoen asks about MORE [00:07] "That is going to take six MORE lifetimes." [00:07] <_5618_> cut [00:07] keep [00:07] keep [00:07] cut [00:07] keep [00:07] cut [00:07] keep [00:07] cut [00:07] keep [00:08] MORE now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:08] 5 keeps (56%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (44%) [[3 mutes ] [00:08] cut [00:08] Sevoen asks about NUTS [00:08] "With respect, sir, that's NUTS!" [00:08] <_5618_> keep [00:08] keep [00:08] cut [00:08] cut [00:08] cut [00:08] keep [00:08] cut [00:08] keep [00:08] cut [00:08] Too pun. [00:08] cut [00:08] cut [00:09] NUTS now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:09] 4 keeps (36%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (64%) [[1 mutes ] [00:09] Sevoen asks about ORDER [00:09] "Is that an ORDER or an accusation, sir?" [00:09] <_5618_> keep [00:09] keep [00:09] keep [00:09] keep !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [00:09] keep [00:09] keep [00:09] keep [00:09] keep [00:09] keep [00:09] unanimous [00:09] <_5618_> Whoa [00:09] keep [00:09] Good, good finalists today! [00:09] I saw a line like this one in the un-culled finalists... was a bit better, I think... Can't really remember it, though... [00:09] ORDER now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:09] 10 keeps (100%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 0 cuts (0%) [[2 mutes ] [00:09] Now in FINAL mode. [00:10] Sevoen requested the shortlist: [00:10] BLAME [75%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:10] FOUND [50%, 0] "Equal vote." [00:10] HAZARD [50%, 0] "Equal vote." [00:10] MORE [50%, 0] "Equal vote." [00:10] ORDER [100%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:10] <_5618_> Hehe. [00:10] vote4 order [00:10] vote4 order !!! [00:10] vote4 order [00:10] <_5618_> The third one is very nice me thinks. [00:10] vote4 order [00:10] vote4 order [00:10] vote4 order [00:10] <_5618_> Forget that last thing. [00:10] They're all good, but 100% was not for free. [00:10] vote4 order [00:10] <_5618_> vote4 order [00:10] vote4 order [00:10] vote4 blame [00:10] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:10] BLAME scored 1 vote(s). [00:10] ORDER scored 9 vote(s). [00:10] Votes cast: 10 Judges present: 12 [00:10] splitter! [00:10] monkey!!!!!! [00:11] ORDER is winner... [00:11] <_5618_> Hehe. [00:11] We could have made a 100% vote4! [00:11] Now in OFF mode. [00:11] Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREKMOVIE, please stand by... [00:11] Retrieval SEVTREKMOVIE competition complete. [00:11] Sevoen requested the shortlist: [00:11] IMG [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:11] ADDICTED [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:11] CRISIS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:11] DEVICES [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:11] HANDS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:11] NOT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:11] REGULAR [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:11] RUB [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:11] SKINTIGHT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:11] SOLUTION [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:11] SUBSTANCES [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:11] SUCCEED [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:11] TOUPEES [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:11] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:11] * LordOfTheMonkeys feels alone [00:11] Sevoen asks about ADDICTED [00:11] "Captains must be ADDICTED to at least one beverage" [00:11] * e_of_PI thinks he should. [00:11] Warning: Lots of punchlines coming up...! [00:11] IMG! [00:11] <_5618_> The third one is very nice me thinks. [00:11] And in sevtrek! [00:11] cut [00:11] vote4 img ! [00:11] cut [00:11] cut [00:11] keep [00:11] <_5618_> cut [00:11] cut [00:11] keep [00:11] It's in again...? >:-] [00:11] IMG is taking control of the finalists! [00:12] cut [00:12] cut [00:12] <_5618_> Exactly. [00:12] ADDICTED now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:12] 2 keeps (22%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (78%) [[3 mutes ] [00:12] Sevoen asks about IMG [00:12] "" [00:12] keep [00:12] keep [00:12] <_5618_> keep [00:12] keep [00:12] Destroy [00:12] keep [00:12] keep [00:12] IMG now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:12] 6 keeps (100%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 0 cuts (0%) [[6 mutes ] [00:12] nuke [00:12] Sevoen asks about CRISIS [00:12] "A CRISIS worthy of a commercial break must occur every 10 minutes." [00:12] Can't yet... [00:12] keep [00:12] cut [00:12] keep [00:12] keep [00:12] keep [00:12] <_5618_> That shouldn't be 'VSPACE' but 'SEVSPACE'. [00:12] <_5618_> cut [00:13] keep [00:13] cut [00:13] Vertical space..? Hmmm... [00:13] ke4ep [00:13] keep [00:13] CRISIS now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:13] 6 keeps (67%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (33%) [[3 mutes ] [00:13] kebeep [00:13] Sevoen asks about DEVICES [00:13] "All DEVICES on the ship can be modified to do something completely different and new when the plot requires it" [00:13] <_5618_> keep !!! [00:13] keep [00:13] keep [00:13] keep [00:13] keep [00:13] keep [00:13] keep [00:13] keep [00:13] This one is good. And I have a other finalist here. [00:13] keep [00:13] DEVICES now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:13] 9 keeps (100%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 0 cuts (0%) [[3 mutes ] [00:14] Sevoen asks about HANDS [00:14] "Keep HANDS and feet inside the Sevship at all times" [00:14] <_5618_> cut [00:14] cut [00:14] cut [00:14] John was toping himself today. [00:14] cut [00:14] cut [00:14] cut [00:14] cut [00:14] cut [00:14] Certainly... [00:14] HANDS now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:14] 0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 8 cuts (100%) [[4 mutes ] [00:14] Sevoen asks about NOT [00:14] ""Second star to the right and straight on 'till morning" is NOT a valid helm command" [00:14] cut [00:14] <_5618_> keep [00:14] vut [00:14] cut ! [00:14] cut [00:14] cut [00:14] It is...! [00:14] keep [00:14] cut [00:14] keep [00:14] Kirk said it.. [00:15] *** starbys has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [00:15] Read the sevillian story, it's becoming interesting! [00:15] NOT now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:15] 3 keeps (38%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (62%) [[3 mutes ] [00:15] Sevoen asks about REGULAR [00:15] "All REGULAR characters are to be equipped with a catchphrase (the better for sevflett to merchandise them)" [00:15] <_5618_> What? A new one? [00:15] <_5618_> cut [00:15] cut [00:15] keep [00:15] Yeah well... Quirk didn't *g* [00:15] cut [00:15] cut [00:15] Not yet... [00:15] * Sevoen goes off to the Ideas Board [00:15] *** Chimera2 has joined #sevtrek [00:15] cut [00:15] <_5618_> Hiya [00:15] * _5618_ welcomes you to this §evilian meeting, you're number 13 [00:15] REGULAR now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:15] 1 keeps (17%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (83%) [[6 mutes ] [00:15] Sevoen asks about RUB [00:15] "Do not RUB a bald captain's heads for luck" [00:15] cut [00:15] keep ! [00:16] <_5618_> keep [00:16] cut [00:16] keep [00:16] keep [00:16] keep [00:16] cut [00:16] cut [00:16] Chimera: you have a clone.... [00:16] cut [00:16] RUB now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:16] 5 keeps (56%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (44%) [[3 mutes ] [00:16] I know - how do I get rid of it? [00:16] Sevoen asks about SKINTIGHT [00:16] "Female newcomers shall be provided with SKINTIGHT uniforms immediately." [00:16] <_5618_> cut [00:16] keep [00:16] keep [00:16] cut [00:16] chimera: wat for timeout [00:16] *** Chimera has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [00:16] keep [00:16] See? [00:16] cut [00:17] keep [00:17] weird [00:17] cut [00:17] At last! After searching TV4.se for some time now, I found which time Pokémon starts tomorrow morning! [00:17] cut [00:17] cut [00:17] NOOOOOOO pukemon! [00:17] <_5618_> Yadda yadda yadda. [00:17] PUKEMON! [00:17] I M Weasel. [00:17] no pukemon here! [00:17] SKINTIGHT now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:17] 4 keeps (40%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (60%) [[1 mutes ] [00:17] die you evil creatures! [00:17] yay! Ir babbon! [00:17] Sevoen asks about SOLUTION [00:17] "When an engineer comes up with a SOLUTION, someone must always rephrase it in baby-talk for the viewers." [00:17] <_5618_> Know your §evilian Directives!!!!!!!! [00:17] keep [00:17] Monkeys: Remember that now, so that you can watch it. [00:17] cut (they never do) [00:17] <_5618_> cut [00:17] cut [00:17] keep [00:18] cut [00:18] cut [00:18] cut [00:18] cut [00:18] SOLUTION now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:18] 2 keeps (22%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (78%) [[2 mutes ] [00:18] You know, I'd wish JC would choose some humor directives for us to judge. [00:18] Sevoen asks about SUBSTANCES [00:18] "All biological SUBSTANCES should be considered sentient until proven otherwise." [00:18] keep [00:18] keep [00:18] <_5618_> cut [00:18] keep [00:18] cut [00:18] cut [00:18] cut [00:18] cut [00:18] (not funny) [00:18] I would change "biological" for "unknown" [00:19] cut [00:19] Cut anyway, I'm afraid... [00:19] True, though. [00:19] SUBSTANCES now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:19] 2 keeps (22%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (78%) [[2 mutes ] [00:19] Sevoen asks about SUCCEED [00:19] "If at first you don't SUCCEED, technobabble!" [00:19] cut [00:19] keep [00:19] <_5618_> cut [00:19] I would draw a blob swallowing a redshirt [00:19] keep [00:19] keep [00:19] cut [00:19] cut [00:19] Horta? [00:19] cut [00:19] cut [00:19] I get no luck. [00:20] SUCCEED now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:20] 3 keeps (33%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (67%) [[2 mutes ] [00:20] Sevoen asks about TOUPEES [00:20] "Officers wearing TOUPEES may be excused from areas of low gravity." [00:20] cut [00:20] <_5618_> keep [00:20] keep [00:20] cut [00:20] keep [00:20] keep [00:20] keep [00:20] cut [00:20] TOUPEES now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:20]