Session Start: Sat Jan 20 00:03:25 2001 [00:03] * Logging #sevtrek to '#sevtrek.log' [00:03] <_8_of_12_> A cheese shovel! [00:03] *** _5618_ sets mode: +v Marina [00:03] *** Marina changes topic to 'Sev Judging is now in Session.' [00:03] *** _5618_ sets mode: +o Joeno [00:04] #deop [00:04] *** ChanServ sets mode: -o Joeno [00:04] <_5618_> ??? [00:04] Now in OFF mode. [00:04] Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREKTV, please stand by... [00:04] Retrieval SEVTREKTV competition complete. [00:04] SezC requested the shortlist: [00:04] BEFORE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:04] CATSUIT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:04] COPY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:04] EFFORT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:04] KIDDING [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:04] REASONS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:04] TIME [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:04] TRY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:04] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:04] <_5618_> Oki. [00:04] I don't want that @ at the moment... and I can get it back if I want to... [00:04] <_8_of_12_> SezC, you need to change your name to SevC [00:04] *** SezC is now known as SevC [00:04] *** ThunderDragon_AID_Agnes changes topic to 'Jc boys and girls!' [00:04] ? [00:04] SevC asks about BEFORE [00:04] "I want Ten back BEFORE she discovers real clothes." [00:04] Swedish clothing store [00:04] *** _5618_ changes topic to 'JC's children' [00:04] cut [00:05] cut [00:05] cut [00:05] cut [00:05] cut [00:05] cut [00:05] cut [00:05] <_5618_> cut [00:05] *** Joeno changes topic to 'GABY!!!' [00:05] *** _5618_ changes topic to 'US' [00:05] cut [00:05] cut [00:05] <_8_of_12_> cut [00:05] BEFORE now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:05] 0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 11 cuts (100%) [[0 mutes ] [00:05] *** Joeno changes topic to 'GABY!!!' [00:05] lol [00:05] *** ThunderDragon_AID_Agnes changes topic to 'Totally off topic!' [00:05] JC'll like that topic... :-) [00:05] SevC asks about CATSUIT [00:05] "They've got someone who looks better in a CATSUIT." [00:05] <_5618_> cut [00:05] cut [00:05] cut [00:05] cut [00:05] cut [00:05] cut [00:05] cut [00:05] cut [00:05] <_8_of_12_> Can you just change the damn thing into 'the sevtrek judging is now in session' and leave it? [00:06] cut [00:06] <_8_of_12_> cut [00:06] *** littlestar has joined #sevtrek [00:06] no we can't, 8 of 12 [00:06] hi [00:06] sgfahw!! [00:06] * _5618_ welcomes you to this §evilian meeting, you're number 13 [00:06] hello [00:06] littleBARF! [00:06] HELLO! [00:06] <_5618_> Hi kleinester!!!!!!!!! [00:06] Hi! [00:06] CATSUIT now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:06] 0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 10 cuts (100%) [[2 mutes ] [00:06] Hello Littlestar!!! [00:06] * NovaFlash grabs a magnifier and slaps the littlebutt* [00:06] * Joeno ducks darts [00:06] *** ThunderDragon_AID_Agnes changes topic to 'Judging under way' [00:06] SevC asks about COPY [00:06] "Parasite borrowed the last COPY of Program 9!" [00:06] keep [00:06] *** _5618_ changes topic to 'The Judging Session is now in progress.' [00:06] cut [00:06] <_8_of_12_> Why not?! >:-( [00:06] cut [00:06] keep [00:06] <_5618_> cut [00:06] <_8_of_12_> keep [00:06] cut [00:06] neutral [00:06] cut [00:07] <_8_of_12_> Thankyou, 5. [00:07] *** ThunderDragon_AID_Agnes is now known as ThunderDragon_AID [00:07] Agnes left... [00:07] *** _5618_ sets mode: +v littlestar [00:07] <_5618_> Oops. [00:07] COPY now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:07] 3 keeps (33%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 5 cuts (56%) [[3 mutes ] [00:07] <_5618_> Got your voice kleinester? [00:07] SevC asks about EFFORT [00:07] "Let's just say I'll get ten out of ten for EFFORT..." [00:08] cut [00:08] cut [00:08] neutral [00:08] <_5618_> cut [00:08] cut [00:08] cut [00:08] cut [00:08] cut [00:08] The channel's not moderated, so the voice doesn't matter, 5618 [00:08] too many 7of9 punches [00:08] * Joeno gets himself a cool @... where did that one come from? [00:08] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Joeno [00:08] *** DrJonasBashir has joined #sevtrek [00:08] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o DrJonasBashir [00:08] Hello JB! [00:08] *** Robot101 has quit IRC (Quit: Delegation is the fine art of balancing between taking the credit when things go well, and having someone else to blame when they don't.) [00:08] hi [00:08] Hey JB [00:08] <_5618_> Hehe. [00:08] howdy [00:08] hey! [00:08] hi [00:08] * Joeno notices a lot of ops at the moment... [00:08] hello people [00:08] Insufficient data. I need more votes. [00:08] Hello! [00:08] * _5618_ welcomes you to this §evilian meeting, you're number 13 [00:09] <_8_of_12_> cut [00:09] SezC: tally? [00:09] EFFORT now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:09] 0 keeps (0%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 8 cuts (89%) [[3 mutes ] [00:10] SevC asks about KIDDING [00:10] "Are you KIDDING?They're even more dysfunctional than me!" [00:10] *** _5618_ sets mode: +ooo littlestar _8_of_12_ Wizzard [00:10] eight of Twelve? [00:10] [Joeno PING] [00:10] <_8_of_12_> Yes? [00:10] *** _5618_ sets mode: +ooo ijsbeertje T_Bonz LordOfTheMonkeys [00:10] cut [00:10] *** littlestar has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [00:10] keep [00:10] <_5618_> keep [00:10] cut [00:10] Tertiary adjunct of Unimatrix Zero four? [00:10] keep [00:10] cut [00:10] *** _5618_ sets mode: +o ThunderDragon_AID [00:10] <_8_of_12_> That's my designation, don't wear it out. :) [00:10] <_8_of_12_> keep [00:10] <_8_of_12_> cut [00:10] keep [00:10] cut [00:11] <_5618_> This is fun. [00:11] KIDDING now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:11] 4 keeps (44%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (56%) [[2 mutes ] [00:11] <_5618_> Should I also op Marina? [00:11] cut [00:11] SevC asks about REASONS [00:11] "Oh... just ten out of ten REASONS!" [00:11] keep [00:11] cut [00:11] cut [00:11] <_5618_> cut [00:11] cut [00:11] cut [00:11] cut [00:11] did you notice taht both Sev Trek strips have a similar layout? [00:11] <_8_of_12_> cut ! [00:11] cut [00:11] cut [00:11] cheeeeeeeeeese [00:11] <_8_of_12_> Man these are zebra awful! [00:11] REASONS now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:11] 1 keeps (10%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 9 cuts (90%) [[1 mutes ] [00:11] Just as both sci fi strips... [00:12] that last one was amusing [00:12] <_5618_> yep [00:12] SevC asks about TIME [00:12] "Because Parasite is the only man in the galaxy who spends more TIME in the Hollowdeck than I do!" [00:12] cut [00:12] cut [00:12] <_5618_> keep [00:12] cut [00:12] keep [00:12] cut [00:12] cut [00:12] <_8_of_12_> cut ! [00:12] ugh [00:12] cut [00:12] cut [00:12] have we kept anything? :) [00:12] nope [00:12] not yet. [00:12] TIME now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:12] 2 keeps (20%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 8 cuts (80%) [[1 mutes ] [00:12] snort! [00:12] <_5618_> The last one will win for sure. [00:12] * ijsbeertje yawns [00:12] SevC asks about TRY [00:12] "Well, someone has to TRY... They aren't bothering!" [00:13] keep [00:13] <_5618_> keep ! [00:13] keep ! [00:13] cut [00:13] cut [00:13] Hey, yes, all Sev Trek/Sci Fi strips have similar layouts... Hmm... :-) [00:13] keep [00:13] cut [00:13] keep [00:13] cut [00:13] <_8_of_12_> keep [00:13] we have a winner [00:13] TRY now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:13] 6 keeps (60%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (40%) [[1 mutes ] [00:13] We have a finalist might be better... :-) [00:13] not at all [00:13] really [00:13] Now in FINAL mode. [00:14] * _5618_ is changing the background colour to light grey. Too bright to his eyes at this hour. [00:14] SevC requested the shortlist: [00:14] TRY [60%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:14] <_5618_> vote4 try [00:14] 15Alright then... Your choice... >:-] [00:14] <_5618_> Hehe. [00:14] *** jc has joined #sevtrek [00:14] vote4 try [00:14] hi [00:14] vote4 try [00:14] Hello JC! [00:14] <_5618_> Hi JC!!! [00:14] sevutations! [00:14] vote4 try [00:14] vote4 try [00:14] Hello!! [00:14] <_8_of_12_> Hmm... all the punchlines suck [00:14] HI JC!!! [00:14] sorry I'm late [00:14] Hideous punchline [00:14] I love choice! :) [00:14] Sev Trek TV, TRY only punchline left... [00:14] vote4 try [00:14] *** _5618_ sets mode: +o jc [00:14] vote4 try [00:14] Hi [00:14] Hmm, tough punchline choosing this week, I know [00:14] OK, NEXT! [00:15] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:15] TRY scored 7 vote(s). [00:15] Votes cast: 7 Judges present: 12 [00:15] <_5618_> So this vote4 is useless. [00:15] <_5618_> We'll try. [00:15] Now in OFF mode. [00:15] Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREKMOVIE, please stand by... [00:15] Retrieval SEVTREKMOVIE competition complete. [00:15] SevC requested the shortlist: [00:15] IMG [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:15] AWAY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:15] BUSY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:15] COLLECTIVE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:15] FUTILE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:15] MISTAKE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:15] SHOP [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:15] THINK [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:15] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:15] "Img"... same ol' same ol'... [00:15] IMG is there again... it was in the previous competition too (COPY)... JC...! :- [00:15] SevC asks about IMG [00:15] "" [00:15] <_5618_> keep ! [00:15] But look at IMG, I... modified it ;-) [00:15] keep [00:16] keep [00:16] how do i see it? [00:16] keep [00:16] keep [00:16] keep [00:16] confuzzled! [00:16] neutral [00:16] <_8_of_12_> keep [00:16] :=) [00:16] hehe [00:16] cut that! [00:16] no! [00:16] <_5618_> confuzzeled: LOL [00:16] IMG now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:16] 7 keeps (78%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 1 cuts (11%) [[3 mutes ] [00:16] wish I knew what the $#@! it was... [00:16] hehe [00:17] SevC asks about AWAY [00:17] "We would have gotten AWAY with it too, if hadn't been for your pesky crew!!!" [00:17] cut [00:17] An error in the html of the punchlines page, which the script converts to this... [00:17] cut [00:17] cut [00:17] <_8_of_12_> keep ! [00:17] t_bonz: it's a html tag used for layout modifications and it's here as an error [00:17] cut [00:17] cut [00:17] cut [00:17] OK [00:17] cut [00:17] So I added an extra tag... ;-) [00:17] cut [00:17] keep [00:17] AWAY now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:17] 2 keeps (20%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 8 cuts (80%) [[2 mutes ] [00:17] Great reference =] [00:17] *** littlestar has joined #sevtrek [00:17] <_8_of_12_> Hmmm... I'm the only one who really liked a Scooby Doo reference. :) [00:17] And nobody got it [00:17] *** __5618__ has joined #sevtrek [00:17] SevC asks about BUSY [00:17] "The other cubes are BUSY bugging Forager." [00:17] * littlestar hits head on brick wall [00:17] 8... =] [00:17] <__5618__> What the!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [00:18] keep [00:18] keep! [00:18] well, can you imagine the enterprise crew as scooby gang? [00:18] Littlestar! 5618! [00:18] <_8_of_12_> cut [00:18] made me laugh [00:18] keep [00:18] nghh [00:18] keep [00:18] cut [00:18] <__5618__> keep [00:18] Hi. IT [00:18] keep [00:18] yes, Wesley is Scrappy [00:18] HI. It's littlestar (c: [00:18] oh no, scooby music going through my head [00:18] keep [00:18] cut [00:18] Data is Shaggy [00:18] <_8_of_12_> What the zebra is going on? [00:18] hmm... troi=daphne? [00:18] LOL [00:18] Yes, that's what I said, Littlestar [00:18] ;-P [00:18] Ack! [00:18] BUSY now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:18] 8 keeps (73%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (27%) [[3 mutes ] [00:18] Spot=Scooby [00:19] SevC asks about COLLECTIVE [00:19] "Just because we're a COLLECTIVE doesn't mean we work well in groups." [00:19] <__5618__> cut [00:19] cut [00:19] keep [00:19] keep [00:19] cut [00:19] sounds like school [00:19] cut [00:19] keep [00:19] and riker is Fred, obviously [00:19] smeg smeg smeg... [00:19] cut [00:19] that leaves beverly as velma [00:19] COLLECTIVE now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:19] 3 keeps (33%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (67%) [[5 mutes ] [00:19] SevC asks about FUTILE [00:19] "Assistance is FUTILE." [00:19] <__5618__> cut [00:19] cut [00:19] cut [00:19] cut [00:19] <_8_of_12_> cut [00:19] cut ! [00:19] keep [00:19] * ThunderDragon_AID remembers his rewritation of the Scooby theme [00:19] boy we're brutal tonight! [00:20] *** _5618_ was kicked by Joeno (Clone-lag-result-thingies, don't disrupt voting!!!) [00:20] cut [00:20] keep [00:20] <__5618__> Thank you!!! [00:20] cut [00:20] FUTILE now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:20] 2 keeps (20%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 8 cuts (80%) [[3 mutes ] [00:20] cut [00:20] SevC asks about MISTAKE [00:20] "Assimilating "sportsmanship" was a MISTAKE." [00:20] keep [00:20] cut [00:20] cut [00:20] cut ! [00:20] keep [00:20] cut [00:20] cut [00:20] cut [00:20] *** _8_of_12_ sets mode: -o _8_of_12_ [00:20] Not funny [00:20] keep [00:20] <_8_of_12_> keep [00:20] MISTAKE now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:20] 4 keeps (40%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (60%) [[3 mutes ] [00:21] <_8_of_12_> Yeah, but the other punchlines are even less funny. :) [00:21] SevC asks about SHOP [00:21] "Our other cube is in the SHOP...." [00:21] *** NovaFlash has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [00:21] brb [00:21] cut [00:21] keep [00:21] <__5618__> cut [00:21] cut [00:21] cut [00:21] cut [00:21] *** Joeno sets mode: -ooo ThunderDragon_AID T_Bonz Wizzard [00:21] <_8_of_12_> Did everyone see my overly large punchline in the Sev Wars comp last week? :) [00:21] *** Joeno sets mode: -oo ijsbeertje LordOfTheMonkeys [00:21] Insufficient data. I need more votes. [00:21] Can I just say that my computer is a useless heap of dog's vomit? Thank you. [00:21] <_8_of_12_> cut [00:21] keep [00:21] <__5618__> Probably. [00:21] keep [00:22] *** __5618__ is now known as _5618_ [00:22] SHOP now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:22] 3 keeps (33%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (67%) [[3 mutes ] [00:22] cut [00:22] *** Joeno sets mode: +vv littlestar _5618_ [00:22] What shop? [00:22] SevC asks about THINK [00:22] "What, you THINK assevilating the entire Galaxy is cheap?" [00:22] keep [00:22] keep [00:22] cut [00:22] <_5618_> Also @, please. [00:22] cut [00:22] cut [00:22] <_5618_> keep [00:22] keep [00:22] cut [00:22] <_8_of_12_> cut [00:22] Don't we have enough ops at the moment...? [00:22] cut [00:22] <_5618_> Not yet. [00:23] THINK now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:23] 4 keeps (40%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (60%) [[2 mutes ] [00:23] Now in FINAL mode. [00:23] SevC requested the shortlist: [00:23] IMG [78%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:23] BUSY [73%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:23] <_5618_> vote4 img [00:23] back [00:23] Ooh, lookie, I'm a plus sign. [00:23] STRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [00:23] <_5618_> vote4 busy [00:23] <_8_of_12_> vote4 img [00:23] vote4 busy [00:23] vote4 busy [00:23] vote4 busy [00:23] vote4 busy [00:23] vote4 IMG [00:23] Definitely img. [00:23] vote4 img [00:23] It looks like a star, littlestar... [00:23] Sorry... [00:23] vote4 busy [00:23] vote4 nothing [00:23] Hehe, yeah, I guess it does! [00:24] :) [00:24] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:24] IMG scored 3 vote(s). [00:24] BUSY scored 6 vote(s). [00:24] Votes cast: 9 Judges present: 12 [00:24] *** Joeno sets mode: +o _5618_ [00:24] * _5618_ is getting sleepy!!!!!!!!!!! [00:24] #deop [00:24] *** ChanServ sets mode: -o Joeno [00:24] ppft. [00:24] Monkeys: Buuuuuuhh! [00:24] <_5618_> Thank you Jeroen. [00:24] winner? [00:24] yes [00:24] <_5618_> Yep. [00:24] I'm not an op at the moment, so... [00:24] <_8_of_12_> IMG deserved to win. It WAS the better punchline. [00:24] Certainly [00:24] well, since img is not really a punchline... [00:24] Agreed )c: [00:24] Now in OFF mode. [00:24] Retrieving punchlines for competition SCIFIMOVIES, please stand by... [00:24] Retrieval SCIFIMOVIES competition complete. [00:24] SevC requested the shortlist: [00:24] ANYTHING [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:24] BODY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:24] HAIRDO [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:24] HIT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:24] HURT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:24] KICK [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:24] SHARPER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:24] UNDERWEAR [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:24] WITTIER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:24] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:24] HEY! [00:24] [00:25] Don't insult my punchline! [00:25] *** Robot101 has joined #sevtrek [00:25] <_8_of_12_> I don't think JC is 'here' [00:25] SevC asks about ANYTHING [00:25] "I'm surprised you can see ANYTHING!" [00:25] <_5618_> Hiya robert. [00:25] <_5618_> cut [00:25] cut [00:25] cut [00:25] <_8_of_12_> cut [00:25] cut [00:25] cut [00:25] cut [00:25] cut [00:25] neutral [00:25] <_5618_> It's a total cut! [00:25] cut [00:25] ANYTHING now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:25] 0 keeps (0%) -- 1 neutrals (10%) -- 9 cuts (90%) [[3 mutes ] [00:25] No, littlestar voted neutral... [00:25] yes, isn't that great? [00:26] ah, pitty [00:26] SevC asks about BODY [00:26] "Two words: BODY Odor!" [00:26] cut [00:26] cut [00:26]