Session Start: Sat Feb 03 00:08:57 2001 [00:08] *** Now talking in #sevtrek [00:08] *** Topic is 'JC Boys & Girls' [00:08] *** Set by Allan_i_Dalen on Wed Jan 31 19:23:14 [00:09] * #sevtrek is being logged [00:09] Now in OFF mode. [00:09] Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREKTV, please stand by... [00:09] Retrieval SEVTREKTV competition complete. [00:09] NovaFlash requested the shortlist: [00:09] ANSWER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:09] EARS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:09] LARGEST [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:09] MEET [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:09] PIERCE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:09] REBEL [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:09] SALESMAN [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:09] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:09] *** Majel changes topic to 'Sev Judging is now in Session.' [00:09] who diddit? [00:09] <_8_of_12_> Ah... I thought I did that. :) [00:09] <_8_of_12_> Majel isn't even listening to me. Ah well. [00:10] jeez..... [00:10] NovaFlash asks about ANSWER [00:10] "There is only one logical ANSWER... to meet hot alien babes" [00:10] majel has been fixed. [00:10] <_8_of_12_> cut [00:10] cut [00:10] cut [00:10] cut [00:10] keep [00:10] There are too many mutes. Fix the problem. [00:11] keep [00:11] <_8_of_12_> Yep, she's listening to me. :) [00:11] tremendous [00:11] sezc and 8 of 12.. you have access =) [00:11] Testing [00:11] <_5618_> cut [00:11] yes! [00:11] i can fix any girl =P [00:11] neutral [00:11] * SezC slaps NovaFlash around a bit with a large trout [00:11] nova: bad thoughts! [00:11] * NovaFlash whistles innocently =) [00:11] ANSWER now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:11] 2 keeps (29%) -- 1 neutrals (14%) -- 4 cuts (57%) [[2 mutes ] [00:11] NovaFlash asks about EARS [00:11] "I like to have the biggest EARS around." [00:11] cut [00:11] cut [00:11] cut [00:11] hehehe [00:11] cut [00:11] so..... [00:11] okay sezc/8of12... take it away! [00:11] <_5618_> keep [00:12] WHO???? [00:12] both? =) [00:12] shall I throw a coin? :=) [00:12] yes please =) [00:12] EARS now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:12] 1 keeps (20%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (80%) [[4 mutes ] [00:12] EARS now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:12] 1 keeps (20%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (80%) [[4 mutes ] [00:12] ok. who takes "Eagle", who "number"? [00:12] _8_of_12_ asks about LARGEST [00:12] "I wanted to have the LARGEST ears on the ship." [00:12] cut [00:12] <_5618_> cut [00:12] cut [00:12] <_8_of_12_> cut [00:13] you mean "heads" or "tails" =) [00:13] cut [00:13] cut [00:13] keep [00:13] LARGEST now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:13] 1 keeps (14%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (86%) [[2 mutes ] [00:13] do you know what's on a 1DM coin? [00:13] _8_of_12_ asks about MEET [00:13] "To MEET women more than once every 7 years." [00:13] keep [00:13] yeah, an eagle [00:13] keep [00:13] well, if i did it this week, 8 can do it next...i won't be here next week [00:13] if i remember correctly [00:13] <_5618_> An eagle. [00:13] Great, now that you're dead you finally come into my life, dad! [00:13] *** _8_of_12_ is now known as Sevdrone [00:13] * starbys has an awful lag [00:13] <_5618_> cut [00:13] JC? [00:13] keep [00:13] lol, that's a good punchline for sev wars =) [00:14] cut [00:14] Luke talking to Darth Vader: Great, now that you're dead you finally come into my life, dad! =) [00:14] MEET now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:14] 3 keeps (60%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (40%) [[4 mutes ] [00:14] keep [00:14] sorry, I'm judging punchlines and accidentally pasted it in MIRC rather than Puncherator! :-) [00:14] Sevdrone asks about PIERCE [00:14] "Be glad I did not PIERCE my ears." [00:14] cut [00:14] hehehe [00:14] how embarrasing! [00:14] <_5618_> cut [00:14] keep [00:14] cut [00:14] *** SezC is now known as SevC [00:14] keep [00:14] well, it's better than dressing in drag and dancing on the discussion board, John [00:14] keep [00:14] lol! [00:14] PIERCE now gets status: "Equal vote.". [00:14] 3 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (50%) [[3 mutes ] [00:14] Sevdrone asks about REBEL [00:14] "I had to REBEL but an ear piercing would be too conspicuous." [00:14] *** SevC sets mode: +o jc [00:15] cut [00:15] cut [00:15] <_5618_> cut [00:15] cut [00:15] cut [00:15] cut [00:15] i hope you people can manage now.. [00:15] cut [00:15] Sorry 5, too busy to figure it out. [00:15] ...because i need sleep [00:15] Goodnight Nova [00:15] and with the word 'need' i'm not overreacting =) [00:15] okies nova....seeya! [00:15] REBEL now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:15] 0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (100%) [[3 mutes ] [00:15] bye nova [00:15] Sevdrone asks about SALESMAN [00:15] "No offense, father, but "earwax SALESMAN" is no career option in my opinion." [00:15] nighty night! [00:16] <_5618_> cut [00:16] cut [00:16] cut ! (I hate it when my lines get edited...) [00:16] oops..narfed [00:16] cut [00:16] cut [00:16] cut [00:16] wiz - was that yours? Sorry, just some creative editing :-) [00:16] according to "murphy's law", Majel crashes 1 minute after you leave, nova [00:16] SALESMAN now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:16] 0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (100%) [[3 mutes ] [00:16] lol =) [00:16] Now in FINAL mode. [00:16] Sevdrone requested the shortlist: [00:16] MEET [67%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:16] PIERCE [50%, 0] "Equal vote." [00:16] jc: yup [00:16] hey 8- we'll do one comp each.... [00:16] vote4 meet [00:17] vote4 meet [00:17] after 765 hours uptime, that'd be about right.. [00:17] vote4 pierce [00:17] vote4 meet [00:17] vote4 meet [00:17] <_5618_> neither [00:17] vote4 pierce [00:17] Can't you just do it next week, Sez? This is the first time I've done it in months. [00:17] vote4 meet [00:17] <_5618_> vote4 pierce [00:17] * starbys sobs [00:17] I have a lag [00:17] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:17] MEET scored 5 vote(s). [00:17] PIERCE scored 3 vote(s). [00:17] Votes cast: 8 Judges present: 9 [00:17] I have to leave [00:17] 8- won't be here....only every second Saturday... [00:17] *** starbys has left #sevtrek [00:17] sezc; you gotta fight! for your right! to juuuuuuuuudge stuff! =) [00:18] heh!!!!! [00:18] me gone [00:18] *** NovaFlash has quit IRC (Quit: Good Sev!) [00:18] Then do it every second saturday. Believe it or not, this is probably my last JS for a long time. [00:18] Okay, so does meet win? [00:18] eek.....okies... [00:18] yep [00:18] looks like it [00:18] Now in OFF mode. [00:18] Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREKMOVIE, please stand by... [00:18] Retrieval SEVTREKMOVIE competition complete. [00:18] Sevdrone requested the shortlist: [00:18] IMG [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:18] ANOTHER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:18] BOLDLY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:18] COLONY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:18] GIRLS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:18] HAIR [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:18] NERVE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:18] NO [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:18] ODDS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:18] SCENE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:18] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:19] IMG!!!!!!!! [00:19] same ole, same ole :=) [00:19] Sevdrone asks about IMG [00:19] "" [00:19] keep [00:19] keep ! [00:19] cut [00:19] keep [00:19] !!!!!!!!!!! [00:19] cut [00:19] There are too many mutes. Fix the problem. [00:19] Any more votes? [00:20] stupid popups... [00:20] IMG now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:20] 3 keeps (60%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (40%) [[2 mutes ] [00:20] Sevdrone asks about ANOTHER [00:20] "Correction... You have ANOTHER son." [00:20] hehe! [00:20] cut [00:20] cut [00:20] cut [00:20] cut [00:20] <_5618_> cut [00:20] cut [00:20] Ohhh. [00:20] ANOTHER now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:20] 0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (100%) [[2 mutes ] [00:21] Sevdrone asks about BOLDLY [00:21] "I'm guessing you've BOLDLY gone down this road many times before." [00:21] cut [00:21] cut [00:21] cut [00:21] cut [00:21] Enough with boldly going already. :) [00:21] cut [00:21] BOLDLY now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:21] 0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (100%) [[2 mutes ] [00:21] *snores* [00:21] Sevdrone asks about COLONY [00:21] "You have a COLONY." [00:21] keep [00:21] keep [00:22] cut [00:22] COME ON MUTES.....VOTE!!!! [00:22] keep [00:22] keep [00:22] cut [00:22] That woke them up. :) [00:22] COLONY now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:22] 3 keeps (60%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (40%) [[2 mutes ] [00:22] hehe! [00:22] zzzzzz *snort* WHASSUP? [00:22] Sevdrone asks about GIRLS [00:22] "I'm sure you say that to all the GIRLS!" [00:22] keep! [00:22] cut [00:22] WAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZUUUP!!!!! [00:22] keep [00:22] cut [00:22] keep [00:22] kee [00:23] keep [00:23] GIRLS now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:23] 3 keeps (60%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (40%) [[2 mutes ] [00:23] Sevdrone asks about HAIR [00:23] "Don't worry, he's got his mother's HAIR." [00:23] cut [00:23] cut [00:23] cut ! [00:23] Jeez, another hair joke. [00:23] VOTE!!! [00:23] ARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!! [00:23] keep [00:23] Thankyou. :) [00:24] heh heh [00:24] HAIR now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:24] 1 keeps (25%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (75%) [[3 mutes ] [00:24] keep [00:24] Sevdrone asks about NERVE [00:24] "I can't believe you have the NERVE to be surprised." [00:24] cut [00:24] cut [00:24] cut [00:24] cut [00:24] cut [00:24] NERVE now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:24] 0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (100%) [[2 mutes ] [00:24] Sevdrone asks about NO [00:24] "NO, I have a son. You have 25 years of overdue child-support payments!" [00:24] keep ! [00:24] cut [00:24] cut [00:24] MUTES....THIS IS A WARNING!!!!! [00:24] too long... [00:24] <_5618_> Sorry, but I can't concentrate right now. I'm off. Good §ev and 'till next week perhaps. And if someone of you people still have the original WIN98 'arial standard' font, mail it to 5618@sevspace.com please. Thanx. [00:24] keep [00:25] plenty of space to place the bubble [00:25] Bye, 5 [00:25] hey 5618...talk later? [00:25] bye, 2586 [00:25] :=) [00:25] mutes? [00:25] <_5618_> Nope Sarah, it's 0:25 right now. [00:25] 5, vote before you leave [00:25] please. :) [00:26] <_5618_> keep [00:26] okies....email me with a time that suits u.... [00:26] NO now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:26] 3 keeps (60%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (40%) [[2 mutes ] [00:26] <_5618_> oki. [00:26] Sevdrone asks about ODDS [00:26] "The ODDS were bound to catch up with you." [00:26] carr@hypermax.net.au [00:26] cut [00:26] cut [00:26] cut [00:26] <_5618_> Know it. [00:26] cut [00:26] bye then! [00:26] <_5618_> cut [00:26] cut [00:26] *** _5618_ has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving) [00:26] ODDS now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:26] 0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (100%) [[1 mutes ] [00:26] Sevdrone asks about SCENE [00:26] "I'm sure this isn't the first time you've had this SCENE with a woman!" [00:26] keep [00:26] cut [00:26] cut [00:26] keep [00:27] Any more votes? [00:27] I'm going to have to go postal with my cheese shovel... [00:27] SCENE now gets status: "Equal vote.". [00:27] 2 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (50%) [[2 mutes ] [00:27] Now in FINAL mode. [00:27] Sevdrone requested the shortlist: [00:27] IMG [60%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:27] COLONY [60%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:27] GIRLS [60%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:27] NO [60%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:27] SCENE [50%, 0] "Equal vote." [00:27] 8: We're only 6 people here... [00:27] vote4 girls [00:27] vote4 scene [00:27] vote4 no [00:27] vote4 img [00:28] IMG now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [00:28] vote4 girls [00:28] awwwww! [00:28] vote4 scene [00:28] Hmmm... someone wake up locutus and JC? :) [00:28] Looks like a Sevqueen. [00:28] Sorry judging punchlines [00:28] MMMUUUUUTTTTTTEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!! [00:29] vote4 colony [00:29] that's hard when there are only 6 of us! [00:29] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:29] COLONY scored 1 vote(s). [00:29] GIRLS scored 2 vote(s). [00:29] NO scored 1 vote(s). [00:29] SCENE scored 2 vote(s). [00:29] Votes cast: 6 Judges present: 6 [00:29] tally? [00:29] §evqueen [00:29] COLONY now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [00:29] NO now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [00:29] vote4 girls [00:29] §till §evqueen [00:29] Wizzard? [00:29] vote4 girs (but the change that to "I bet you say that to all the girls" [00:29] vote4 girls [00:30] vote4 girls [00:30] (but then change that to "I bet you say that to all the girls") [00:30] Yeah, I agree with Wizzard. I approve of it too. (Since it's my punchline I can do that, right?) [00:30] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:30] GIRLS scored 4 vote(s). [00:30] SCENE scored 2 vote(s). [00:30] Votes cast: 6 Judges present: 6 [00:30] 8: you recognize the quote? [00:30] :p the other is my punchline [00:30] aww... [00:30] Wizzard: Nope. :) [00:30] lame line anyhow! :) [00:31] mine, I mean [00:31] Now in OFF mode. [00:31] Retrieving punchlines for competition SCIFIMOVIES, please stand by... [00:31] Retrieval SCIFIMOVIES competition complete. [00:31] Sevdrone requested the shortlist: [00:31] TRADE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:31] BACK [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:31] BANANA [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:31] FOOL [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:31] IDEA [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:31] MIND [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:31] RING [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:31] SIT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:31] STRONG [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:31] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:31] 8: Meat Loaf. Intro to "You Took The Words Right Out Of My Mouth" [00:31] Oh. No wonder I didn't recognize it. [00:31] Sevdrone asks about TRADE [00:31] "Is it too late to TRADE in Pipsqueak for a mighty elf lord?" [00:31] cut [00:31] cut [00:31] cut [00:32] cut [00:32] MUTES? [00:32] I didn't even realize my punchline made it in (the only one I submitted!) until I read it then. [00:32] TRADE now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:32] 0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (100%) [[2 mutes ] [00:32] Sevdrone asks about BACK [00:32] "Go BACK where you came from! Back to that episode of Xena!" [00:32] cut [00:32] cut [00:32] keep [00:32] cut [00:32] BACK now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:32] 1 keeps (25%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (75%) [[2 mutes ] [00:32] Sevdrone asks about BANANA [00:32] "Quick Fraudo-- the BANANA peel!" [00:33] keep [00:33] keep [00:33] cut [00:33] neutral [00:33] BANANA now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:33] 2 keeps (50%) -- 1 neutrals (25%) -- 1 cuts (25%) [[2 mutes ] [00:33] sevC [00:33] *** starbys has joined #sevtrek [00:33] Sevdrone asks about FOOL [00:33] "FOOL of a Took! Of course he's evil!" [00:33] yay! [00:33] ? [00:33] keep [00:33] keep [00:33] keep [00:33] cut [00:33] cut [00:33] FOOL now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:33] 3 keeps (60%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (40%) [[2 mutes ] [00:33] yay no lag! [00:33] Sevdrone asks about IDEA [00:33] "Anyone got a better IDEA than "Let's throw some water in his face"?" [00:33]