Session Start: Sat Feb 10 00:18:17 2001 [00:18] * Logging #sevtrek to '#sevtrek.log' [00:18] ah! [00:18] cool =) [00:18] it wooooorks [00:18] It's working... :-) [00:18] she woooooorks [00:18] tralaladumdetraboom [00:18] what if I don't WANT to comply!? [00:18] i was getting to it [00:18] <_5618_> Thanx darling. [00:18] *** Marina changes topic to 'Sev Judging is now in Session.' [00:18] now eh.. [00:18] Now in OFF mode. [00:18] Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREKTV, please stand by... [00:18] Retrieval SEVTREKTV competition complete. [00:18] SezC requested the shortlist: [00:18] ADMIRAL [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:18] APES [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:18] DAY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:18] HELM [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:18] NUMBER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:18] QUEEN [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:18] RESET [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:18] ZERO [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:18] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:18] Woo [00:18] may i be excused from the judging session for the simple fact that i'm about to die if i don't get sleep? [00:19] <_5618_> It's quiet tonight. [00:19] busier than last week [00:19] I'm here, Nova, you can go... :-) [00:19] okay Johan....seeya sleep tight [00:19] Bad week for the T'Bonz, no finalist entries! :( [00:19] I'm here now... [00:19] SezC asks about ADMIRAL [00:19] "Three words: ADMIRAL Measly Cruncher" [00:19] * NovaFlash falls asleep promptly * [00:19] keep [00:19] keep [00:19] keep [00:19] cut [00:19] keep [00:19] if it idn't have the words "three words" it would be better [00:19] JB~ OP? [00:19] aw c'mon, it IS funny! [00:19] *** NovaFlash sets mode: +o SezC [00:19] *** NovaFlash sets mode: +o Marina [00:20] cut [00:20] okay [00:20] True. But there are better. [00:20] thanx nova [00:20] ah, change your nich Sez [00:20] I kinda like the two words, 3 words thingies [00:20] ADMIRAL now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:20] 4 keeps (67%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (33%) [[2 mutes ] [00:20] *** SezC is now known as SevC [00:20] ps.. change your nickname to something like "sevbeing" or "sevwoman" or "SevSezC" or "SevSexyy" [00:20] or..that =) [00:20] * Will_of_CBE sends out the Sev Sign. [00:20] SevC..hehe. [00:20] SevC asks about APES [00:20] "APES have taken over the planet! Luckily, they think I'm one of them..." [00:20] cut [00:20] cut [00:20] cut [00:20] keep [00:20] *** NovaFlash has quit IRC (Quit: Good Sev!) [00:20] This ain't planet of the apes! [00:20] cut [00:20] <_5618_> cut [00:21] Can be. [00:21] APES now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:21] 1 keeps (17%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (83%) [[1 mutes ] [00:21] ..and that's not Charlton Heston [00:21] nah [00:21] It's not? Awww...:-( [00:21] There went that. [00:21] cut [00:21] SevC asks about DAY [00:21] "It's Captain Barf... everyday is a "Good DAY to Die!"" [00:21] cut [00:21] cut [00:21] neutral [00:21] <_5618_> keep ! [00:21] cut [00:21] keep [00:21] DAY now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:21] 2 keeps (33%) -- 1 neutrals (17%) -- 3 cuts (50%) [[1 mutes ] [00:21] keep [00:22] SevC asks about HELM [00:22] "Tryhard's our HELM officer" [00:22] cut [00:22] cut [00:22] keep [00:22] cut [00:22] cut [00:22] HELM now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:22] 1 keeps (20%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (80%) [[2 mutes ] [00:22] *** Mark has joined #sevtrek [00:22] cut [00:22] Hello Mark [00:23] brb [00:23] <_5618_> Hiya. [00:23] hi [00:23] SevC asks about NUMBER [00:23] "I may be 'NUMBER one', but here they treat me like 'number two'!!!" [00:23] Good Sev! [00:23] cut [00:23] cut [00:23] keep [00:23] <_5618_> cut [00:23] keep [00:23] keep [00:23] <_5618_> Mark: you were Belgian, right? [00:23] keep [00:23] NUMBER now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:23] 4 keeps (57%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (43%) [[1 mutes ] [00:24] Only on Friday's. :) [00:24] Actually, I'm American [00:24] SevC asks about QUEEN [00:24] "Gainweight is the Bored QUEEN!" [00:24] <_5618_> Today is Saturday, what are you now? [00:24] <_5618_> cut [00:24] Why is that funny? [00:24] cut [00:24] cut [00:24] cut [00:24] California [00:24] cut [00:24] cut [00:24] kep [00:24] <_5618_> Ah. [00:24] keep [00:24] mid afternoon out there [00:24] Yup [00:24] Its more disturbing than funny [00:24] what part? [00:25] QUEEN now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:25] 1 keeps (14%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (86%) [[1 mutes ] [00:25] 3:19, to be exact [00:25] <_5618_> Mark Bergman sound Dutch or Belgian. I keep forgetting it's also an English name. [00:25] SevC asks about RESET [00:25] "There's no RESET button!" [00:25] keep ! [00:25] <_5618_> cut [00:25] keep [00:25] keep [00:25] cut [00:25] keep [00:25] Yes, I've been asked that when I visited Sweden and Finland as well :) [00:25] keep [00:25] <_5618_> There's no reset button anywhere. [00:25] Reset button is starting to feel a bit overdone in punchlines to me... [00:25] keep [00:25] on Forager there is... [00:26] RESET now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:26] 6 keeps (75%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (25%) [[0 mutes ] [00:26] that's because reset button is overdone in star trek [00:26] <_5618_> No there's not. [00:26] Of course, there are reset buttons on borg cubes... [00:26] SevC asks about ZERO [00:26] "I've advanced to Number ZERO." [00:26] heh [00:26] keep [00:26] cut [00:26] cut [00:26] cut [00:26] cut [00:26] <_5618_> cut [00:26] keep [00:26] keep [00:26] ZERO now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:26] 3 keeps (38%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (62%) [[0 mutes ] [00:27] You are number 6! [00:27] Now in FINAL mode. [00:27] SevC requested the shortlist: [00:27] ADMIRAL [67%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:27] DAY [43%, 0] "Keep for now." [00:27] NUMBER [57%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:27] RESET [75%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:27] # 42 [00:27] vote4 reset [00:27] vote4 admiral [00:27] <_5618_> vote4 day [00:27] vote4 admiral [00:27] vote4 reset [00:27] vote4 admiral [00:28] vote4 day [00:28] vote4 number [00:28] <_5618_> admiral is so obvious. [00:28] still, it IS funny... [00:28] <_5618_> Mwah. [00:28] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:28] ADMIRAL scored 3 vote(s). [00:28] DAY scored 2 vote(s). [00:28] NUMBER scored 1 vote(s). [00:28] RESET scored 2 vote(s). [00:28] Votes cast: 8 Judges present: 8 [00:28] This is one for the Sevqueen. Even I admit her power. [00:28] It was my first thought when I saw the strip [00:28] Not time yet. [00:28] thought you had to have a tie for that [00:28] ain't that a bit too early for sevqueen? [00:28] <_5618_> Yep. [00:29] No Sevqueen! [00:29] vote4 day [00:29] 5618: revote [00:29] no sevqueen! [00:29] sorry. misread [00:29] Me should revote, you mean... [00:29] yup- [00:29] :-) [00:29] And retally? [00:29] NUMBER now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [00:29] not revolt.... [00:29] SevC requested the shortlist: [00:29] ADMIRAL [67%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:29] DAY [43%, 0] "Keep for now." [00:29] RESET [75%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:29] We're revolting? [00:29] vote4 admiral [00:30] often, yes [00:30] :-) [00:30] * Joeno looks at the score-file for a moment.. [00:30] * Joeno whistles [00:30] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:30] ADMIRAL scored 3 vote(s). [00:30] DAY scored 3 vote(s). [00:30] RESET scored 2 vote(s). [00:30] Votes cast: 8 Judges present: 8 [00:30] Hmm... [00:30] vote4 admiral [00:30] cut reset [00:30] vote4 admiral [00:31] vote4 admiral [00:31] RESET now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [00:31] <_5618_> vote4 day [00:31] <_5618_> Hehe. [00:31] cheater! ;p [00:31] vote4 admiral [00:31] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:31] ADMIRAL scored 5 vote(s). [00:31] DAY scored 3 vote(s). [00:31] Votes cast: 8 Judges present: 8 [00:31] Only revote if you change your vote! It just clutters the channel otherwise! [00:31] There we go. [00:31] (Just to remind you all... :-) [00:31] k [00:31] admiral. [00:31] there...admiral wins. happy? [00:32] Sorta [00:32] Now in OFF mode. [00:32] Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREKMOVIE, please stand by... [00:32] Retrieval SEVTREKMOVIE competition complete. [00:32] SevC requested the shortlist: [00:32] IMG [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:32] AFRAID [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:32] EASY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:32] REAL [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:32] RELAX [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:32] STEERING [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:32] SURE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:32] TAKING [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:32] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:32] <_5618_> No. [00:32] <_5618_> IMG AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH [00:32] happy would be if it were MY punchline! [00:32] img! [00:32] heh heh [00:32] And I haven'thad the time to edit IMG this time... [00:32] next... [00:32] ...well... [00:32] SevC asks about IMG [00:32] "" [00:32] keep [00:32] keep [00:32] keep [00:32] <_5618_> keep [00:32] keep [00:32] cut [00:32] keep [00:33] cut [00:33] ??? [00:33] heh....odd one out old man...:p [00:33] IMG now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:33] 6 keeps (75%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (25%) [[0 mutes ] [00:33] If that wins... [00:34] I like it the best of all of them ;p [00:34] SevC asks about AFRAID [00:34] "Tryhard- what are you so AFRAID of? Piker- That you shave just like you fly!" [00:34] It's just an error that JC still needs to correct [00:34] cut [00:34] cut [00:34] cut [00:34] <_5618_> It won't, don't worry. [00:34] cut [00:34] neutral [00:34] keep [00:34] cut [00:34] <_5618_> neutral [00:34] Why all the jokes about her flying? [00:34] I know, I didn't "get" it [00:34] will: have you seen "generations"? [00:34] You're right. Its he landings that are a problem! [00:34] Yes. [00:34] <_5618_> Look at Sev Trek #154 [00:35] AFRAID now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:35] 1 keeps (12%) -- 2 neutrals (25%) -- 5 cuts (62%) [[0 mutes ] [00:35] But Data was flying that one. [00:35] no. troi [00:35] No, he was swearing. [00:35] so much for memory! [00:35] SevC asks about EASY [00:35] "Tryhard: It's as EASY as flying a sevship. Piker: Is this where Barf got all his scars?!!
" [00:35] cut [00:35] keep [00:35] keep [00:35] cut [00:35] <_5618_> cut [00:35] Hmmm...
... [00:35] yeah, that
ruins the punchline :=) [00:36] Its that special HTML flavoring [00:36] keep [00:36] keep [00:36] EASY now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:36] 4 keeps (57%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (43%) [[1 mutes ] [00:36] Always nice to let JC know he screwed up again... ;-) [00:37] At least the pages are mostly working now [00:37] SevC asks about REAL [00:37] "Piker: Are you sure this'll make me into a REAL captain? Tryhard: It's either this or a power bun." [00:37] cut [00:37] cut [00:37] cut [00:37] cut [00:37] keep [00:37] mark: don't bet on it [00:37] *** ThunderDragon has joined #sevtrek [00:37] cut [00:37] cut [00:37] hey TD [00:37] <_5618_> cut [00:37] * Mark laughs [00:37] It (hopefully) will soon... [00:37] Hello! [00:37] Good Sev! [00:37] hi [00:37] REAL now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:37] 1 keeps (12%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (88%) [[1 mutes ] [00:38] <_5618_> Hell-o. [00:38] Apparently I couldn't use IE 1.0 with Telia ISDN so I had to install IE 5.0. [00:38] IE 1.0 ... You are brave. [00:38] Thats why I'm late... [00:38] SevC asks about RELAX [00:38] "Tryhard: "Just RELAX, and let me take the helm!" Piker: I changed my mind! I don't want to be a captain!" [00:38] cut [00:38] cut [00:38] IE 1.0? From when is that? Stone-age? [00:38] cut [00:38] cut [00:38] <_5618_> cut [00:38] cut [00:39] cut [00:39] neutral [00:39] You're way late, from one point of view... [00:39] keep [00:39] M$IE version should not affect an internet connection [00:39] Actually I have Real Player 1.0 too... [00:39] <_5618_> IE 4.0 beats 5.0! Who's with me? [00:39] keep [00:39] RELAX now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:39] 2 keeps (22%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 6 cuts (67%) [[0 mutes ] [00:39] Here here! [00:39] Heck, I'll beat on IE 5.0! [00:39] SevC asks about STEERING [00:39] "Tryhard: Don't worry. They say it's as easy as STEERING a sevship... Piker: I changed my mind! Can't I just beam it off?!" [00:40] IE 5.5 isn't too bad..! [00:40] I reinstalled Win 95... [00:40] keep [00:40] cut [00:40] cut [00:40] keep [00:40] <_5618_> cut [00:40] cut [00:40] ...I think I see a pattern here... [00:40] cut [00:40] yes [00:40] <_5618_> I know it for sure. [00:40] keep [00:40] STEERING now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:40] 3 keeps (38%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (62%) [[1 mutes ] [00:40] Instead of Win 98 SE... [00:41] SevC asks about SURE [00:41] "Deanna: I start with the beard and work up. Will: Are you SURE this will help me get my own ship?" [00:41] <_5618_> cut [00:41] keep [00:41] keep [00:41] keep [00:41] Anyone hear of the new OS from ms [00:41] keep [00:41] BRB: I must find The CP list. [00:41] this one is weel phrased [00:41] wasn't the last one two punchlines on "best entries"??? [00:41] ...although she start lower than that... [00:41] cut [00:41] Whistler? [00:41] It takes features from Win CE... [00:41] Win Me [00:41] WinDoze CeMeNT [00:41] and Win NT [00:42] keep [00:42] Windows CEMeNT. [00:42] SURE now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:42] 5 keeps (71%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (29%) [[2 mutes ] [00:42] cut [00:42] Hard as a rock, dumb as a brick. [00:42] been there [00:42] <_5618_> Hehe. [00:42] me too =] [00:42] SevC asks about TAKING [00:42] "Piker: How much are you TAKING off? Try: How much do you want that promotion?" [00:42] Winblows 98 Minus! [00:42] <_5618_> keep [00:42] keep [00:42] keep [00:42] cut [00:42] cut [00:43] keep [00:43] TD same here [00:43] keep [00:43] This one's better [00:43] keep [00:43] TAKING now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:43] 6 keeps (75%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (25%) [[1 mutes ] [00:43] Now in FINAL mode. [00:44] SevC requested the shortlist: [00:44] IMG [75%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:44] EASY [57%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:44] SURE [62%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:44] TAKING [75%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:44] vote4 img [00:44] vote4 taking [00:44] vote4 taking [00:44] vote4 taking [00:44] vote4 taking [00:44] vote4 taking [00:44] <_5618_> vote4 taking [00:44] that was easy! [00:44] vote img [00:44] vote4 img [00:44] * Will_of_CBE pokes joeno [00:44] <_5618_> Spoiler! [00:44] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:44] IMG scored 2 vote(s). [00:44] TAKING scored 6 vote(s). [00:44]