Session Start: Sat Feb 17 00:08:29 2001 [00:08] * Logging #sevtrek to '#sevtrek.log' [00:08] i'll try to be sevman again... [00:08] please bear in mind.. [00:08] * Wizzard panics [00:08] *** Majel changes topic to 'Sev Judging is now in Session.' [00:08] i'm a little rusty after two month of not having run js.. [00:08] * Pizman is here for the first time [00:08] hehe! [00:09] * Wizzard panics more :=) [00:09] ooh! ...that's the wrong button, Johan *frowns* [00:09] ehh..sorry majel [00:09] Now in OFF mode. [00:09] Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREKTV, please stand by... [00:09] Retrieval SEVTREKTV competition complete. [00:09] NovaFlash requested the shortlist: [00:09] ARGUMENT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:09] GETTING [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:09] LEGAL [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:09] LITTERING [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:09] PARADISE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:09] PICK [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:09] ROOM [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:09] SLOW [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:09] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:09] fear for your life! [00:09] 8 - see private message [00:09] NovaFlash asks about ARGUMENT [00:09] "You'll get no ARGUMENT from me!" [00:09] keep [00:09] cut [00:09] cut [00:09] cut [00:09] keep [00:10] <_8_of_12_> keep [00:10] ARGUMENT now gets status: "Equal vote.". [00:10] 3 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (50%) [[2 mutes ] [00:10] (Hey, I've read the IRC transscripts, I've figured out how to do this ;-)) [00:10] NovaFlash asks about GETTING [00:10] "Well, what are you waiting for? I'm not GETTING any younger!" [00:10] neutral [00:10] <_8_of_12_> This was a funny comp. Poor Meazley! [00:10] keep [00:10] cut [00:10] pizman; a script is easier :) [00:10] keep [00:10] i agree :) [00:10] this IS paradise! =) [00:10] POOR measly? [00:10] <_8_of_12_> cut [00:10] cut [00:10] GETTING now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:10] 2 keeps (33%) -- 1 neutrals (17%) -- 3 cuts (50%) [[2 mutes ] [00:10] NovaFlash asks about LEGAL [00:10] "Finally, a LEGAL way to get rid of him." [00:10] <_8_of_12_> Yes. How can I not like Meazley? [00:10] Hey, I guess someone has to feel sorry for the kid ;-) [00:10] cut [00:10] keep [00:10] keep [00:12] cut [00:12] *** T_Bonz has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [00:12] *** jc has quit IRC (linuxguy.magicstar.net Eden.Magicstar.Net) [00:12] *** Wizzard has quit IRC (linuxguy.magicstar.net Eden.Magicstar.Net) [00:12] *** Pizman has quit IRC (gryphon.magicstar.net linuxguy.magicstar.net) [00:12] *** LordOfTheMonkeys has quit IRC (gryphon.magicstar.net linuxguy.magicstar.net) [00:12] *** NovaFlash has quit IRC (gryphon.magicstar.net linuxguy.magicstar.net) [00:12] <_8_of_12_> cut [00:12] <_8_of_12_> With my fingers crossed, I'm doing his voice in the Sev Trek movie. You get perspective. :) [00:12] SHIT!!!! [00:12] *** T_Bonz has joined #sevtrek [00:12] <_8_of_12_> What the... [00:12] grrr..snarked! [00:12] <_8_of_12_> Sez? What happened? [00:12] dunno?! [00:12] I got disconnected...anyone else? [00:12] *** NovaFlash has joined #sevtrek [00:12] *** LordOfTheMonkeys has joined #sevtrek [00:12] *** Wizzard has joined #sevtrek [00:12] *** jc has joined #sevtrek [00:12] *** Pizman has joined #sevtrek [00:12] uhm [00:12] <_8_of_12_> Everyone but me and Sez were disconnected. [00:12] never happened here before [00:12] hi everyone. [00:12] Hehehe...does it every time ;-) [00:12] we're BACK! [00:12] it's called a netsplit [00:12] Well since you asked: the current punchline is LEGAL [00:12] "Finally, a LEGAL way to get rid of him." [00:12] Yeah, the 'net, split! [00:12] waitaminute... majel's running on the same pc than your irc client, nova? [00:13] keep [00:13] cut [00:13] <_8_of_12_> cut [00:13] Just in case ;-) [00:13] wizzard; but irc.magicstar.net sends clients to different machines in the irc network [00:13] keep [00:13] cut [00:13] <_8_of_12_> It must think we're special, SezC. :) [00:13] LEGAL now gets status: "Equal vote.". [00:13] 3 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (50%) [[2 mutes ] [00:13] NovaFlash asks about LITTERING [00:13] "You know, my ship's counsellor was LITTERING this afternoon!" [00:13] for each connection? odd... [00:13] cut [00:13] hehe! special! [00:13] cut [00:13] cut [00:13] <_8_of_12_> keep [00:13] cut [00:13] wizzard; a matter of coincidence. [00:13] LITTERING now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:13] 1 keeps (20%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (80%) [[3 mutes ] [00:14] NovaFlash asks about PARADISE [00:14] "I knew it! This *is* PARADISE." [00:14] keep [00:14] keep [00:14] neutral [00:14] keep [00:14] keep [00:14] i love this line :) [00:14] <_8_of_12_> cut [00:14] it IS pretty funny! [00:14] cut [00:14] PARADISE now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:14] 4 keeps (57%) -- 1 neutrals (14%) -- 2 cuts (29%) [[1 mutes ] [00:14] NovaFlash asks about PICK [00:14] "Note to self... Send Tryhard down to PICK flowers..." [00:14] keep [00:14] <_8_of_12_> keep [00:14] keep [00:14] neutral [00:14] i love all these lines.. [00:14] keep [00:14] neutral [00:14] cut [00:14] i like the last one a lot, too. "make it slow!" [00:15] PICK now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:15] 4 keeps (57%) -- 2 neutrals (29%) -- 1 cuts (14%) [[1 mutes ] [00:15] NovaFlash asks about ROOM [00:15] "Transploder ROOM, beam down the senior crew and several tubs of popcorn." [00:15] yes! it must win! [00:15] several are very good...will be hard to choose [00:15] keep [00:15] keep [00:15] keep [00:15] funny! [00:15] keep [00:15] my best vote is paradise :) [00:15] <_8_of_12_> keep [00:15] nah, the last one is the best [00:15] keep [00:15] ROOM now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:15] 6 keeps (100%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 0 cuts (0%) [[2 mutes ] [00:15] dammit, i can't decide!! [00:15] NovaFlash asks about SLOW [00:15] "Make it SLOW!" [00:15] <_8_of_12_> It's rare you get a competition like this, eh? [00:15] keep [00:15] keep ! [00:15] keep [00:15] wizzard; just go with the flow =) [00:15] ha ha! [00:15] <_8_of_12_> cut [00:15] keep !!!!!!!!!!!! [00:15] keep [00:15] yups. i love it =) [00:15] <_8_of_12_> The only bad one of the lot, this punchline. [00:15] * Wizzard searches the dice [00:16] * NovaFlash throws wizzard a die [00:16] only bad one? SLOW is my favourite!!! [00:16] * Pizman thinks the Sevqueen will decide this one [00:16] keep [00:16] I hear you! [00:16] SLOW now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:16] 6 keeps (86%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 1 cuts (14%) [[1 mutes ] [00:16] Slow is the best one. [00:16] same here! its the best! [00:16] Now in FINAL mode. [00:16] NovaFlash requested the shortlist: [00:16] ARGUMENT [50%, 0] "Equal vote." [00:16] LEGAL [50%, 0] "Equal vote." [00:16] PARADISE [57%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:16] PICK [57%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:16] ROOM [100%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:16] SLOW [86%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:16] <_8_of_12_> SLOW bites! =) [00:16] vote4 paradise [00:16] vote4 slow [00:16] <_8_of_12_> vote4 pick [00:16] vote4 pick [00:16] vote4 slow [00:16] vote4 room [00:16] vote4 slow [00:17] vote4 slow [00:17] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:17] PICK scored 2 vote(s). [00:17] ROOM scored 1 vote(s). [00:17] SLOW scored 4 vote(s). [00:17] Votes cast: 7 Judges present: 8 [00:17] obvious. [00:17] vote4 room [00:17] vote4 slow (to make it clear) [00:17] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:17] PICK scored 1 vote(s). [00:17] ROOM scored 2 vote(s). [00:17] SLOW scored 5 vote(s). [00:17] Votes cast: 8 Judges present: 8 [00:17] lots of good ones in this one [00:17] obvious. [00:17] * Pizman thinks he was wrong [00:17] Now in OFF mode. [00:17] Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREKMOVIE, please stand by... [00:17] Retrieval SEVTREKMOVIE competition complete. [00:17] NovaFlash requested the shortlist: [00:17] IMG [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:17] AHAB [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:17] FREQUENCIES [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:17] GOOD [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:17] GOT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:17] HERE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:17] PROBE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:17] THANKS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:17] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:17] SLOW!!! [00:17] did you get that, john? slow won [00:18] NovaFlash asks about AHAB [00:18] "Alright, where is this moron named AHAB?...." [00:18] cut [00:18] cut [00:18] keep [00:18] cut [00:18] keep [00:18] I want a piece of pizza! [00:18] * Pizman hands TBonz a slice [00:18] * Wizzard hands T_Bonz a piece of pizza [00:18] * NovaFlash slices T'Bonz [00:18] oops, wrong use of the word =) [00:18] lol [00:18] <_8_of_12_> keep [00:18] AHAB now gets status: "Equal vote.". [00:18] 3 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (50%) [[2 mutes ] [00:18] NovaFlash asks about FREQUENCIES [00:18] "Whaleing FREQUENCIES open!" [00:18] cut [00:18] cut [00:18] cut ! [00:18] gee, john picks the easiest to type words these days [00:18] cut [00:18] cut [00:19] <_8_of_12_> cut [00:19] * T_Bonz T'Bonz flips Novaflash over a sofa and on a hard floor! [00:19] keep [00:19] * _8_of_12_ fends of punchline with a cheese shovel [00:19] ow! [00:19] cut [00:19] corny, but funny [00:19] FREQUENCIES now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:19] 1 keeps (14%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (86%) [[1 mutes ] [00:19] NovaFlash asks about GOOD [00:19] "Anyone know where I can get some GOOD plankton?" [00:19] cut [00:19] keep [00:19] cut [00:19] cut [00:19] cut [00:19] *** DrJonasBashir has joined #sevtrek [00:19] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o DrJonasBashir [00:19] * Pizman pies 8 of 12 [00:19] keep [00:19] hey old fart [00:19] what flavor of pie? [00:19] Well since you asked: the current punchline is GOOD [00:19] "Anyone know where I can get some GOOD plankton?" [00:19] <_8_of_12_> cut [00:19] hiya Jonas....late*tsk tsk* [00:19] cut [00:19] GOOD now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:19] 2 keeps (29%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (71%) [[2 mutes ] [00:20] Cream, of course ;-) [00:20] hi [00:20] NovaFlash asks about GOT [00:20] "GOT Whales?" [00:20] keep [00:20] cut [00:20] keep [00:20] cut [00:20] keep [00:20] cut [00:20] (Got overused taglines? :-P) [00:20] GOT now gets status: "Equal vote.". [00:20] 3 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (50%) [[3 mutes ] [00:20] NovaFlash asks about HERE [00:20] "HERE fishie fishie fishie!" [00:20] keep [00:20] keep [00:20] keep [00:20] cut [00:20] keep [00:20] If only for its silliness ;-) [00:20] cut [00:20] <_8_of_12_> keep ! [00:20] it's TOO silly...dumb....ick [00:20] cut [00:21] HERE now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:21] 5 keeps (62%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (38%) [[1 mutes ] [00:21] <_8_of_12_> It's very silly! I love Ernie and Bert! :) [00:21] NovaFlash asks about PROBE [00:21] "PROBE to Moby... Probe to Moby... Come in, Moby." [00:21] cut [00:21] It's not getting my FINAL vote... [00:21] cut [00:21] <_8_of_12_> cut [00:21] Bert and Ernie! yaay! [00:21] cut [00:21] keep [00:21] cut [00:21] cut [00:21] * Pizman has bad taste [00:21] <_8_of_12_> Rubber Duckie you're the one [00:21] PROBE now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:21] 1 keeps (14%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (86%) [[2 mutes ] [00:21] cut [00:21] NovaFlash asks about THANKS [00:21] "So long, and THANKS for all the plankton!" [00:21] Sesame Street! [00:21] <_8_of_12_> You make my bath time lots of fun! [00:21] neutral [00:21] hehe [00:21] neutral [00:21] cut [00:21] neutral (if it were the original httgt line...) [00:21] <_8_of_12_> Rubber Duckie I'm awfully fond of you, ooh! Da-doobie-doo! [00:21] keep [00:21] <_8_of_12_> cut [00:22] cut [00:22] keep [00:22] * Pizman puts on his headphones [00:22] THANKS now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:22] 2 keeps (25%) -- 3 neutrals (38%) -- 3 cuts (38%) [[1 mutes ] [00:22] <_8_of_12_> Rubber Duckie joy of joys! [00:22] Now in FINAL mode. [00:22] isn't the original line around? [00:22] NovaFlash requested the shortlist: [00:22] IMG [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:22] AHAB [50%, 0] "Equal vote." [00:22] GOT [50%, 0] "Equal vote." [00:22] HERE [62%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:22] <_8_of_12_> When I squeeze you you make noise! [00:22] vote4 here [00:22] * NovaFlash slaps _8_of_12_ around a bit with a large trout [00:22] vote4 got [00:22] vote4 here [00:22] vote4 ahab [00:22] <_8_of_12_> vote4 here [00:22] you may ignore IMG. [00:22] Thought you ate that trout a while ago? [00:22] vote4 here [00:23] vote4 ahab [00:23] vote4 ahab [00:23] t'bonz: we have infinite trout supplies [00:23] there are more fish in the sea =) [00:23] hehehe [00:23] * T_Bonz :rolleyes: [00:23] imagine a probe coming to find trouts..oy..what a tales they would have to tell [00:23] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:23] AHAB scored 3 vote(s). [00:23] GOT scored 1 vote(s). [00:23] HERE scored 4 vote(s). [00:23] Votes cast: 8 Judges present: 9 [00:23] * _8_of_12_ beats Nova around the head with a cheese shovel [00:23] GOT now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [00:23] * Pizman has never used IRC before, but is already pretty comfortable with it [00:23] this isn't UBB code, you know? ;) [00:23] t'bonz: revote [00:23] whoever voted "got" should revote [00:23] heck.... [00:24] vote4 ahab [00:24] vote4 ahab [00:24] nnnnnnnoooooooooooooo! [00:24] sevqueen... [00:24] yes... [00:24] whoever voted ahab should vote something else or i'll slap him with a trout! and i won't say names, PIZMAN! grr..a tie =) [00:24] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:24] AHAB scored 4 vote(s). [00:24] HERE scored 4 vote(s). [00:24] Votes cast: 8 Judges present: 9 [00:24] yay, happy happy tie [00:24] * T_Bonz *whew* I'm safe! [00:24] ahab/here 4/4 [00:24] pizman wasn't the last who voted 4 ahab [00:24] got that john? [00:24] I could have gone either way [00:24] * Pizman searches for lurkers [00:25] persuade me... [00:25] * NovaFlash lurks for searchers [00:25] <_8_of_12_> Lurkers are funny in Starcraft. :) [00:25] lurkers are downbelow [00:25] * _8_of_12_ spikes everyone! Mwahahaha! [00:25] 8 of 12, I wasn't talking about SC ;-) [00:25] Now in OFF mode. [00:25] Retrieving punchlines for competition SCIFIMOVIES, please stand by... [00:25] Retrieval SCIFIMOVIES competition complete. [00:25] NovaFlash requested the shortlist: [00:25] AHEM [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:25] BOX [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:25] CEASE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:25] DECAF [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:25] HE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:25] PICK [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:25] QUITE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:25] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:25] What won Sev Trek TV? [00:25] slow [00:25] aha [00:25] "Make it slow!" [00:25] Make it SLOW! [00:25] I'd have liked POPCORN [00:25] NovaFlash asks about AHEM [00:25] "A simple *AHEM* would have sufficed!" [00:26] sorry, ROOM. You get me [00:26] cut [00:26] You mean "Transploder ROOM" ;-) [00:26] cut [00:26] cut [00:26] keep [00:26] <_8_of_12_> cut [00:26] cut [00:26] cut [00:26] <_8_of_12_> Ohhh... hello Jonas! [00:26] (That was my vote too ;-)) [00:26] 8? =P [00:26] AHEM now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:26] 1 keeps (14%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (86%) [[2 mutes ] [00:27] NovaFlash asks about BOX [00:27] "Don't just stand there. Get him a BOX of tissues!" [00:27] <_8_of_12_> I didn't notice you there! :) [00:27] cut [00:27] keep [00:27] cut [00:27] cut [00:27] keep [00:27] LOL [00:27] <_8_of_12_> cut [00:27] yeah, jonas is sneaky [00:27] keep [00:27] BOX now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:27] 3 keeps (43%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (57%) [[2 mutes ] [00:27] NovaFlash asks about CEASE [00:27] "Perhaps now he'll CEASE that disgusting habit." [00:27] keep [00:27] neutral [00:27] sneaky old fart!>:-) [00:27] cut [00:27] neutral [00:27] <_8_of_12_> cut [00:27] keep ! [00:27] yeah..you know..the loudest farts smell least; the silent ones..ewww... like jonas..sneaky..silent... [00:28] * _8_of_12_ farts in SezC's general direction [00:28] * DrJonasBashir farts [00:28] CEASE now gets status: "Keep for now.". [00:28] 2 keeps (33%) -- 2 neutrals (33%) -- 2 cuts (33%) [[3 mutes ] [00:28] NovaFlash asks about DECAF [00:28] "I think it's time he switched to DECAF." [00:28] * Wizzard lights a match [00:28] cut [00:28] <_8_of_12_> keep [00:28] (Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!) [00:28] * NovaFlash dies in explosion [00:28] cut [00:28] keep [00:28] keep [00:28] keep [00:28] *** starbys has joined #sevtrek [00:28] cut [00:28] hi ann [00:28] hiya Ann! [00:28] hi [00:28] hi :) [00:28] DECAF now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:28] 4 keeps (57%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (43%) [[3 mutes ] [00:28] Hello there [00:28] NovaFlash asks about HE [00:28] "You know, HE doesn't startle you when you're putting your contacts in." [00:28]