Session Start: Sat Feb 24 00:08:33 2001 [00:08] * Logging #sevtrek to '#sevtrek.log' [00:08] I've been awake for 16 hours.. and it's noticeable [00:08] Woo [00:08] <_5618_> DARLING! [00:08] *** Marina changes topic to 'Sev Judging is now in Session.' [00:08] * Wizzard yawns (beause he is tired) [00:08] <_5618_> Auch. [00:09] * _5618_ is tired too (ofcourse). [00:09] * Pizman is not tired ;-) [00:09] WooHoo's always tired. [00:09] Goodday, my daughter [00:09] * ijsbeertje is tired aswell.... [00:09] NO! [00:09] *** Mark has joined #SevTrek [00:09] <_8_of_12_> No? [00:09] no? [00:09] <_5618_> Hi Mark. [00:10] Good Sev all! [00:10] Helau! [00:10] 8, download is not needed, now she might lock up. [00:10] hello [00:10] * _8_of_12_ wonders if he did something wrong... [00:10] Hey :-) [00:10] <_8_of_12_> Sorry. [00:10] *** T_Bonz has joined #sevtrek [00:10] Now in OFF mode. [00:10] Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREKTV, please stand by... [00:10] Retrieval SEVTREKTV competition complete. [00:10] _8_of_12_ requested the shortlist: [00:10] CONTROL [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:10] CUSTOMER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:10] FIGHT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:10] FORCED [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:10] MAKING [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:10] RESIST [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:10] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:10] Helau! [00:10] * _5618_ welcomes you to this §evilian meeting, you're number 12 [00:10] <_5618_> 11 actually. [00:10] <_8_of_12_> I hit the wrong button, Joeno [00:10] Good... but she's already set up by now, [00:10] Yes... [00:10] *** _8_of_12_ is now known as Sevdrone [00:10] yes? [00:10] Sevdrone asks about CONTROL [00:10] "Oohlala: Captain! you must resist the mind CONTROL... Quirk: What mind control?" [00:10] No? [00:10] But the downloading of the punchline file previously caused her to lock up [00:11] keep [00:11] cut [00:11] neutral [00:11] keep [00:11] keep [00:11] keep [00:11] <_5618_> keep [00:11] cut [00:11] cut [00:11] *** Joeno sets mode: +o Sevdrone [00:11] <_5618_> Me? [00:11] CONTROL now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:11] 5 keeps (56%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 3 cuts (33%) [[2 mutes ] [00:11] Sevdrone asks about CUSTOMER [00:11] "quirk: We're about to make history. Oohlala: What? Am I your millionth CUSTOMER?" [00:11] Some of these are horrible puns. [00:11] keep [00:11] keep [00:12] cut [00:12] including this one [00:12] cut [00:12] cut [00:12] cut [00:12] cut [00:12] <_5618_> cut (she's at least his zillionth) [00:12] * Holder_of_Spoon is here! Have I told you I don't like my ISP? [00:12] CUSTOMER now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:12] 2 keeps (25%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (75%) [[3 mutes ] [00:12] Sevdrone asks about FIGHT [00:12] "Q: We can't FIGHT their mind control! O: Like you're even trying!" [00:12] cut [00:12] *** Holder_of_Spoon has joined #sevtrek [00:12] neutral [00:12] <_5618_> keep [00:12] cut [00:12] cut [00:12] FELIA! [00:12] cut [00:12] neutral [00:12] keep [00:12] yes, indeed. [00:12] FIGHT now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:12] 2 keeps (29%) -- 2 neutrals (29%) -- 3 cuts (43%) [[5 mutes ] [00:13] Sevdrone asks about FORCED [00:13] "Oohlala : This is my first interracial kiss Quirk : It's my... first.... FORCED kiss." [00:13] *** Pizman is now known as Wielder [00:13] cut !!! [00:13] keep [00:13] <_5618_> cut [00:13] cut [00:13] cut [00:13] cut [00:13] neutral [00:13] *** Wielder is now known as Wielder_Of_Piezooka [00:13] cut [00:13] cut [00:13] *** Matt_Neo has joined #sevtrek [00:13] Forgot--no spaces in IRC handles [00:13] FORCED now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:13] 1 keeps (10%) -- 1 neutrals (10%) -- 8 cuts (80%) [[3 mutes ] [00:13] Sevdrone asks about MAKING [00:13] "O: Are they MAKING you do this? Q: No, they're trying to stop me!" [00:13] Hello [00:13] keep [00:13] <_5618_> cut [00:14] MATTI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [00:14] keep [00:14] *** WooHoo has quit IRC (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by Holder_of_Spoon))) [00:14] keep [00:14] keep [00:14] Helau! [00:14] Hi [00:14] Where have you BEEN? [00:14] *** Holder_of_Spoon is now known as WooHoo [00:14] keep [00:14] Yes, gizmo? [00:14] keep [00:14] Oh... talking to Neo. :) [00:14] *Matt_Neo* Whatsup [00:14] MAKING now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:14] 6 keeps (86%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 1 cuts (14%) [[5 mutes ] [00:14] Sevdrone asks about RESIST [00:14] "Oohlala: Captain, we must RESIST! Quirk: I would, but old habits die hard!" [00:14] *** DrJonasBashir has joined #sevtrek [00:14] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o DrJonasBashir [00:14] now I'm ready [00:14] keep [00:14] <_5618_> Good! [00:14] neutral [00:14] cut [00:14] keep [00:14] keep [00:14] keep [00:14] I've been around... Here and there, so to speak... =) [00:14] neutral [00:14] <_5618_> keep [00:15] neutral [00:15] cut [00:15] *** Wielder_Of_Piezooka is now known as Pizman [00:15] RESIST now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:15] 5 keeps (50%) -- 3 neutrals (30%) -- 2 cuts (20%) [[3 mutes ] [00:15] Neo!!! [00:15] Now in OFF mode. [00:15] Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREKMOVIE, please stand by... [00:15] Retrieval SEVTREKMOVIE competition complete. [00:15] Sevdrone requested the shortlist: [00:15] CHEESE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:15] CHIP [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:15] DATES [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:15] ISORE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:15] FUZZY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:15] GOT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:15] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:15] Matt, oh hi [00:15] Now in FINAL mode. [00:15] WHOA!!! [00:15] uh... [00:15] * Gizmo grabs Matti and hugs him tightly. [00:15] ack! [00:15] ahem... [00:15] eep! [00:15] Sorry! [00:15] Sevdrone requested the shortlist: [00:15] CHEESE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:15] CHIP [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:15] DATES [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:15] ISORE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:15] FUZZY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:15] GOT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:15] Marina--wrong competition! [00:15] smeg [00:15] Now in OFF mode. [00:15] Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREKTV, please stand by... [00:15] Retrieval SEVTREKTV competition complete. [00:15] Sevdrone requested the shortlist: [00:15] CONTROL [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:15] CUSTOMER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:15] FIGHT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:15] FORCED [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:15] MAKING [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:15] RESIST [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:15] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:15] * Matt_Neo screams AARRGGHH! ( You're choking me! ) [00:15] <_5618_> (*&(*&^%!^(*&@% [00:15] BAD Marina [00:16] Is this a do-over? :) [00:16] Ack, and we have to vote again?!? [00:16] Oh no... [00:16] Hi Jonas, how's the baby? [00:16] Deja vu... [00:16] control, making and resist were kept, the others cut [00:16] Thanks, Wizzard. :) [00:16] Now in FINAL mode. [00:16] CUSTOMER now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [00:16] FIGHT now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [00:16] He pooed his diapers =] [00:16] vote4 making [00:17] hm.. [00:17] FORCED now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [00:17] Well that seems normal... =) [00:17] Sevdrone requested the shortlist: [00:17] CONTROL [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:17] MAKING [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:17] RESIST [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:17] vote3 making [00:17] vote4 making [00:17] ??? [00:17] Oops ;-) [00:17] vote4 resist [00:17] but the odor isn't =<] [00:17] <_5618_> vote4 control [00:17] There. Sorry about that. [00:17] vote4 control [00:17] vote4 resist [00:17] vote4 making [00:17] vote4 making [00:17] vote4 making [00:17] vote4 making [00:17] vote4 making [00:17] vote4 making [00:17] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:17] CONTROL scored 2 vote(s). [00:17] MAKING scored 7 vote(s). [00:17] RESIST scored 2 vote(s). [00:17] Votes cast: 11 Judges present: 13 [00:18] Okay... move on? [00:18] <_5618_> Yep. [00:18] Wow, one finals round and it is chosen! [00:18] I'll be sure to remember that when I have a child... [00:18] Making won! [00:18] JC, if you're reading this, "Making" won ;-) [00:18] *** starbys has joined #sevtrek [00:18] * _5618_ welcomes you to this §evilian meeting, you're number 14 [00:18] Welcome, Ann =] [00:18] Now in OFF mode. [00:18] Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREKMOVIE, please stand by... [00:18] Retrieval SEVTREKMOVIE competition complete. [00:18] Sevdrone requested the shortlist: [00:18] CHEESE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:18] CHIP [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:18] DATES [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:18] ISORE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:18] FUZZY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:18] GOT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:18] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:18] Helau! [00:18] <_5618_> Hi [00:18] <_5618_> ! [00:18] hi! :) [00:18] Sevdrone asks about CHEESE [00:18] "I just realized you're wearing a CHEESE grater on your head!!!" [00:18] What's that? No "IMG"? [00:19] IMG is gone! Wahoo! [00:19] keep [00:19] keep [00:19] keep [00:19] keep [00:19] <_5618_> cut [00:19] cut [00:19] * DrJonasBashir does victory dance [00:19] cut [00:19] keep [00:19] too cheesy [00:19] keep [00:19] keep [00:19] cut [00:19] cut [00:19] This is the best one [00:19] * Pizman does silly dance [00:19] CHEESE now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:19] 7 keeps (58%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (42%) [[2 mutes ] [00:19] Sevdrone asks about CHIP [00:19] "My emotion CHIP is still in "beta" stage." [00:19] <_5618_> 4You don't need pants for the victory dance... [00:19] cut [00:19] cut [00:19] cut [00:19] keeps [00:19] Baboon's better that weasel [00:19] cut [00:19] cut [00:19] <_5618_> cut [00:19] keep [00:20] cut [00:20] cut [00:20] <_5618_> 4IR Baboon big star of cartoon.... [00:20] neutral [00:20] neutral [00:20] hm....lots of people around... [00:20] CHIP now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:20] 2 keeps (17%) -- 2 neutrals (17%) -- 8 cuts (67%) [[2 mutes ] [00:20] Sevdrone asks about DATES [00:20] "I got more DATES than you and I'm not even a human!" [00:20] Yes. [00:20] IR Baboon, yuck [00:20] I M Weasel, I M Weasel, I M Weasel! [00:20] cut [00:20] keep !! [00:20] cut [00:20] cut [00:20] those buttocks are hideous [00:20] keep [00:20] neutral [00:20] Jonas, just don't make fun of them! [00:20] hehehe [00:21] There is no accounting for good/bad taste [00:21] Hmm. These all suck [00:21] keep [00:21] DATES now gets status: "Keep for now.". [00:21] 3 keeps (43%) -- 1 neutrals (14%) -- 3 cuts (43%) [[7 mutes ] [00:21] Sevdrone asks about ISORE [00:21] "I switched your ISORE with Counsellor Tryhard's hairclip... and you didn't even notice!!" [00:21] cut [00:21] cut [00:21] cut [00:21] keep [00:21] keep [00:21] keep [00:21] The Cheese punchline is the best one... [00:21] keep [00:21] cut [00:21] <_5618_> cut !! [00:21] I agree Matt [00:21] ISORE now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:21] 4 keeps (44%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (56%) [[5 mutes ] [00:21] cut [00:21] Sevdrone asks about FUZZY [00:21] "My FUZZY logic is tickling me!" [00:21] cut [00:21] keep [00:21] cut [00:21] keep [00:21] cut [00:21] <_5618_> cut [00:21] keep [00:21] Terrible [00:21] Thanks T Bonz [00:21] yours? [00:21] neutral [00:21] cut [00:21] keep [00:21] Okay, I'm more properly awake now. I won't be all over the damn place. :) [00:21] keep [00:21] I don't get this one [00:21] FUZZY now gets status: "Keep for now.". [00:21] 5 keeps (45%) -- 1 neutrals (9%) -- 5 cuts (45%) [[3 mutes ] [00:22] keep [00:22] Sevdrone asks about GOT [00:22] "I just "GOT" every joke I ever heard!" [00:22] keep [00:22] <_5618_> keep [00:22] cut [00:22] cut [00:22] keep [00:22] cut [00:22] cut [00:22] keep [00:22] cut [00:22] keep [00:22] keep [00:22] GOT now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:22] 6 keeps (55%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (45%) [[3 mutes ] [00:22] Now in FINAL mode. [00:22] Sevdrone requested the shortlist: [00:22] CHEESE [58%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:22] DATES [43%, 0] "Keep for now." [00:22] FUZZY [50%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:22] GOT [55%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:22] vote4 dates [00:22] vote4 cheese [00:22] vote4 fuzzy [00:22] vote4 cheese [00:22] vote4 fuzzy [00:22] vote4 cheese [00:22] vote4 cheese [00:22] vote4 cheese [00:22] vote4 cheese [00:23] <_5618_> vote4 cheese [00:23] vote4 cheese [00:23] vote4 fuzzy [00:23] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:23] CHEESE scored 8 vote(s). [00:23] DATES scored 1 vote(s). [00:23] FUZZY scored 3 vote(s). [00:23] Votes cast: 12 Judges present: 14 [00:23] <_5618_> Cheesy [00:23] you really thinki that' [00:23] Hmm, Cheese seems to be popular [00:23] that's clear [00:23] narf [00:23] narf [00:23] narf [00:23] you really think that's funny? [00:23] yeah! [00:23] That's because it's the least suckiest. [00:23] dates isn't that funny. [00:23] * Pizman beholds the power of cheese [00:23] Yes, I do, ayway [00:23] no, it did make me laugh out loud [00:23] Now in OFF mode. [00:23] Retrieving punchlines for competition SCIFIMOVIES, please stand by... [00:23] Retrieval SCIFIMOVIES competition complete. [00:23] Sevdrone requested the shortlist: [00:23] ANGEL [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:23] HES [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:23] LINE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:23] SURE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:23] TOOTH [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:23] TYPE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:23] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:23] * Mark ponders the word 'suckiest'. [00:23] Personally, I liked ISORE, but... [00:24] Sevdrone asks about ANGEL [00:24] "If I'm an ANGEL, that blue thing's a fairy." [00:24] * starbys ponders bad thoughts [00:24] cut [00:24] keep [00:24] cut [00:24] cut [00:24] keep [00:24] cut [00:24] keep [00:24] keep [00:24] cut [00:24] neutral [00:24] ANGEL now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:24] 4 keeps (40%) -- 1 neutrals (10%) -- 5 cuts (50%) [[4 mutes ] [00:24] Sevdrone asks about HES [00:24] "Ask your boss, HES the one with wings." [00:24] cut [00:24] cut [00:24] cut [00:24] cut [00:24] keep [00:24] neutral [00:24] cut [00:24] keep [00:24] <_5618_> cut [00:24] cut [00:24] HES now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:24] 2 keeps (20%) -- 1 neutrals (10%) -- 7 cuts (70%) [[4 mutes ] [00:25] cut [00:25] Sevdrone asks about LINE [00:25] "That pickup LINE may work on your planet, but not mine." [00:25] cut [00:25] cut [00:25] cut [00:25] <_5618_> cut [00:25] keep [00:25] cut [00:25] neutral [00:25] keep [00:25] cut [00:25] keep [00:25] Are we going to keep any of the punchlines? [00:25]