Session Start: Sat Mar 10 00:06:36 2001 [00:06] * Logging #sevtrek to '#sevtrek.log' [00:06] How many punchlines do you have today, T? [00:06] ...well I'll smile and remember it all, then I'll turn and go... [00:07] Joeno asks about BALD [00:07] "I may be BALD, but I swear I don't want your job!
" [00:07] *** Marina changes topic to 'Sev Judging is now in Session.' [00:07] <_5618_> cut [00:07] cut [00:07] keep [00:07] cut [00:07] It might help of I loaded up the finalists page... one moment... [00:07] neutral [00:07] cut [00:08] cut [00:08] Sick of the bald captain jokes [00:08] What is the finalist page again? [00:08] bald is OK, but it really wasn't funny [00:08] http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/punchlines.shtml [00:08] http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/punchlines.asp if memory serves... or .shtml .. =) [00:08] of course, my sense of humor is often different than you guys! [00:08] Nova's right [00:08] There are 4 satellites with the name JCSAT... [00:09] Everyone's is different [00:09] BALD now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:09] 1 keeps (14%) -- 1 neutrals (14%) -- 5 cuts (71%) [[2 mutes ] [00:09] Joeno asks about DECAF [00:09] "Captain, please! Switch to DECAF!
" [00:09] cut [00:09] cut [00:09] cut [00:09] keep [00:09] too many coffee jokes here [00:09] need more variety [00:09] *** DrJonasBashir has joined #sevtrek [00:09] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o DrJonasBashir [00:09] keep ! [00:09] although trekmovies is much worse when considering variety [00:10] Well since you asked: the current punchline is DECAF [00:10] "Captain, please! Switch to DECAF!
" [00:10] <_5618_> cut [00:10] cut [00:10] *** Hi-Q has left #sevtrek [00:10] Wow. This is 8 of 12's punchline. [00:10] Just realized. :) [00:10] Oh, I like that Motherboard one... [00:10] it's BARELY 8 PM! [00:10] cut [00:10] no, it's barely SIX p.m. [00:10] well..eh.. [00:10] pff.. [00:10] have fun =) [00:10] 10 minutes over,, according to my clock... [00:10] i'm going to sleep... =) [00:10] *** Joeno is now known as Sevoen [00:10] need that! [00:10] DECAF now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:10] 2 keeps (25%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (75%) [[1 mutes ] [00:10] two according to mine [00:10] byee!! [00:11] Goodnight, Johan! [00:11] Sevoen asks about PROMISE [00:11] "I PROMISE never to prescribe decaf again!
" [00:11] 2.65 minutes now [00:11] cut [00:11] night, bubbledummers =) [00:11] cut [00:11] Goodnight, Nova [00:11] cut ! [00:11] Bye Nova! [00:11] <_5618_> keep [00:11] 8 said you're all on his hit list now for cutting him! :) [00:11] bye Draai [00:11] cut [00:11] sorry! ;( [00:11] heh! thanks, bash(ir) [00:11] *** NovaFlash has quit IRC (Quit: Good Sev!) [00:11] cut [00:12] =) [00:12] <_5618_> Did any of you people post as Glod Glodsson? [00:12] oops wrong window [00:12] nope [00:12] This is one for the Sevqueen. Even I admit her power. [00:12] No... not me. [00:12] PROMISE now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:12] 1 keeps (17%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (83%) [[2 mutes ] [00:12] Neh? [00:12] Sevoen asks about DRINK [00:12] "Okay, Okay, you don't DRINK too much coffee!
" [00:12] cut !!! [00:12] Wrong menu... [00:12] cut [00:12] cut [00:12] cut [00:12] <_5618_> cut [00:12] LAME punchline 8 >=] [00:12] cut ! [00:12] cut [00:13] One more punchline about coffee and I'll hack sev.com.au [00:13] DRINK now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:13] 0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (100%) [[1 mutes ] [00:13] Sevoen asks about LIGHTBULB [00:13] "I'm a doctor, not a LIGHTBULB!
" [00:13] keep [00:13] <_5618_> Start hacking Guillermo. [00:13] keep ! [00:13] keep ! [00:13] Not yet [00:13] <_5618_> keep [00:13] neutral [00:14] cut [00:14] * Sevoen thinks we have a winner already... [00:14] * _5618_ too. [00:14] LIGHTBULB now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:14] 4 keeps (67%) -- 1 neutrals (17%) -- 1 cuts (17%) [[2 mutes ] [00:14] Sevoen asks about MOTHERBOARD [00:14] "You can't tell me what to do! You're not my MOTHERBOARD!
" [00:14] keep [00:14] This one's nice too... [00:14] obviously. It's the only punchline without reference to coffee [00:14] neutral [00:14] keep [00:14] keep [00:14] keep [00:14] keep [00:14] And this one... [00:14] cut [00:14] <_5618_> cut [00:15] Oh, wow! A Sevscape cartoon! I love his D'argo! [00:15] MOTHERBOARD now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:15] 5 keeps (62%) -- 1 neutrals (12%) -- 2 cuts (25%) [[0 mutes ] [00:15] Sevoen asks about SEDATE [00:15] "Okay! I promise not to SEDATE you with decaf next time!
" [00:15] cut [00:15] cut !!!!!! [00:15] cut [00:15] cut [00:15] cut [00:16] She likes me for me... not because I hang with Leonardo or that guy who plays Ka D'Argo on Farscape on TV... [00:16] cut [00:16] cut [00:16] Oooh, I need music! [00:16] SEDATE now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:16] 0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (100%) [[1 mutes ] [00:16] Now in FINAL mode. [00:16] Sevoen requested the shortlist: [00:16] LIGHTBULB [67%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:16] MOTHERBOARD [62%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:17] vote4 motherboard [00:17] vote4 motherboard [00:17] vote4 lightbulb [00:17] vote4 motherboard [00:17] vote4 motherboard [00:17] vote4 lightbulb [00:17] <_5618_> vote4 lightbulb [00:17] vote4 lightbulb [00:17] Come onnn, MOTHERBOARD! [00:17] uh-oh - sevqueen city! [00:17] yours? [00:17] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:17] LIGHTBULB scored 4 vote(s). [00:17] MOTHERBOARD scored 4 vote(s). [00:17] Votes cast: 8 Judges present: 8 [00:17] tei [00:17] No, I just think it's funnier. =) [00:17] tie [00:17] <_5618_> Great..... [00:17] tei? [00:17] He actually said the lightbulb one in and episode, didn't he? [00:17] heh heh [00:17] Sevqueen, unless someone wants to change his vote [00:17] heck, it's past midnight [00:18] I won't [00:18] This is one for the Sevqueen. Even I admit her power. [00:18] brb - afk [00:18] Now in OFF mode. [00:18] Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREKMOVIE, please stand by... [00:18] Retrieval SEVTREKMOVIE competition complete. [00:18] Sevoen requested the shortlist: [00:18] ALIEN [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:18] DUCT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:18] FOOD [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:18] MESS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:18] SOONER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:18] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:18] Sevoen asks about ALIEN [00:18] "Quirk: As long as the ALIEN babes are here already. - Squatty: Aye, and the mess hall.
" [00:18] Yeah... that made sense, Matt. [00:18] cut [00:18] cut !! [00:18] <_5618_> 8 of 12: "Eye of the needle"? [00:18] Jonas! You're here!! [00:18] <_5618_> cut [00:18] *sigh* I am not 8 of 12. [00:18] of course I'm here! Where else could I be? [00:18] cut [00:18] =P [00:19] <_5618_> Yes you are. [00:19] I didn't see you there! [00:19] Open your eyes =P [00:19] 5, I think I'd know. I've got bigger breasts than 8. :) [00:19] <_5618_> =] [00:19] keep [00:19] vut [00:19] I'm just using his computer. He's still in bed. [00:19] keep [00:19] cut [00:19] neutral [00:19] ALIEN now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:19] 1 keeps (14%) -- 1 neutrals (14%) -- 5 cuts (71%) [[1 mutes ] [00:19] Sevoen asks about DUCT [00:19] "Quirk: Squatty? Squatty: I'll need 4 rolls of DUCT tape, 20 meters of binder twine and a donut!
" [00:20] cut [00:20] keep [00:20] cut [00:20] Faith: It means Be Right Back-Away From Keyboard. It's rather OLD chatspeak.. I wouldn't expect a neophyte to grasp it... [00:20] =P [00:20] keep [00:20] keep [00:20] cut [00:20] <_5618_> cut [00:21] DUCT now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:21] 3 keeps (43%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (57%) [[1 mutes ] [00:21] keep ! [00:21] Awww.... [00:21] Sevoen asks about FOOD [00:21] "Q: As long as there are babes... S: And FOOD, we'll get by
" [00:21] keep ! [00:21] It's still counted [00:21] cut !! [00:21] cut [00:21] cut [00:21] cut [00:21] keep [00:21] <_5618_> cut [00:21] It did? Ah good, I liked that one. :) [00:21] cut [00:21] Not this one though. [00:21] It's a bit overdone. [00:21] "a bit"? [00:22] FOOD now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:22] 2 keeps (25%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (75%) [[0 mutes ] [00:22] aw frell...finally I get a trek finalist and it gets cut!! [00:22] Sevoen asks about MESS [00:22] "Q: What about the babes? S: Tell me the MESS hall isn't here and I'll eat you!
" [00:22] cut [00:22] cut !! [00:22] * T_Bonz lobs pie at all of you [00:22] cu [00:22] cut [00:22] cut [00:22] I'm getting sick of the "Fat scotty" jokes.. [00:22] *sniff, sob!* my only finalist was cut... [00:22] t: the problem is that 2/3 of all finalists are the same [00:22] cut [00:22] cut [00:22] cut [00:22] <_5618_> cut [00:22] actually the problem is that 2/3 of the LINES are the same [00:23] what i meant [00:23] MESS now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:23] 0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 8 cuts (100%) [[0 mutes ] [00:23] They should pick one line of the similar ones, and have other fresh stuff [00:23] I still think Fat Scotty is funny. I'm gonna eat ya! Get in mae belly! :) [00:23] Sevoen asks about SOONER [00:23] "K: We must get them SOONER! S: Aye, we're retiring next Monday!
" [00:23] keep [00:23] keep [00:23] cut [00:23] HEY! I'm one of those 2/3 of finalists!!!! [00:23] cut [00:23] cut [00:23] cut [00:23] FM: Ick. =P [00:23] 2/3? What do you mean? [00:23] did we keep ANYTHING? :) [00:23] SOONER now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:23] 2 keeps (33%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (67%) [[2 mutes ] [00:23] Now in FINAL mode. [00:23] Wiz said 2/4 of all finalists are the same [00:23] Sevoen requested the shortlist: [00:23] DUCT [50%, 0] "Equal vote." [00:23] I'm usually (but not always) a finalist [00:23] Obvious [00:23] cut [00:24] I ain't voting on that dumb line! ;) [00:24] Now in OFF mode. [00:24] Retrieving punchlines for competition SCIFIMOVIES, please stand by... [00:24] Retrieval SCIFIMOVIES competition complete. [00:24] Sevoen requested the shortlist: [00:24] GF [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:24] EXPECT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:24] FALSETTO [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:24] FORMER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:24] LASER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:24] ROGER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:24] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:24] Sevoen asks about GF [00:24] "GF: Any last requests? B: Yes, don't pay your ELECTRIC bill.
" [00:24] cut [00:24] cut [00:24] cut [00:24] cut [00:24] <_5618_> Joeno: weet jij wat ik moet invullen bij 'verificatie' bij download.sevspace.com? [00:24] cut [00:24] <_5618_> cut [00:24] Password [00:25] auf English bitte! [00:25] That's not German. [00:25] Did you submit roughly 20 for this one, T? :) [00:25] GF now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:25] 0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (100%) [[2 mutes ] [00:25] I know, I believe it's Dutch! [00:25] Closest I come to speaking it is German. [00:25] Sevoen asks about EXPECT [00:25] "00Sev: "You EXPECT me to talk?" G: "No, Mr. Bombed, I expect you to sing soprano."
" [00:25] cut [00:25] du kannst deutsch? [00:25] keep [00:25] keep [00:25] keep [00:25] *** Josue has joined #sevtrek [00:25] keep [00:25] cut [00:25] Ich weiss ein bischen. [00:25] Ein bischen [00:25] keep [00:26] sehe ich :=) [00:26] EXPECT now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:26] 5 keeps (71%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (29%) [[2 mutes ] [00:26] Aber habe ich viele vergessen... Schade. [00:26] ;p [00:26] Sevoen asks about FALSETTO [00:26] "B: Do you expect me to talk? G: Yes! With a FALSETTO!
" [00:26] cut [00:26] cut [00:26] cut [00:26] cut [00:26] keep [00:26] cut [00:26] see what I mean? Same variation on a previous one [00:26] we need more variety [00:26] Blame JC... ;-P [00:26] I don't think ANY of this set are very good, really. [00:26] well, it's from a line from the movie [00:26] FALSETTO now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:26] 1 keeps (17%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (83%) [[3 mutes ] [00:26] Sevoen asks about FORMER [00:26] "Goldfinger : Your FORMER girfriends insisted on a certain operation !
" [00:26] keep [00:26] ct [00:26] keep [00:26] cut [00:26] cut [00:26] cut [00:26] I like the first falsetto one. :) [00:26] cut [00:26] cut [00:27] faith: me too, it's closer to the original [00:27] cut [00:27] Of all of them, that's probably the best. [00:27] My thoughts exactly. [00:27] FORMER now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:27] 2 keeps (25%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (75%) [[1 mutes ] [00:27] Sevoen asks about LASER [00:27] "B: This is a mistake, Greenthumb. I have a licence to kill! G: Big deal, Mr Bombed, I have a LASER to kill!
" [00:27] cut [00:27] keep [00:27] cutr [00:27] cut [00:27] keep [00:27] keep [00:27] cut [00:27] cut [00:27] best one of the bunch [00:27] pity that no "choose your next witticism carefully" lines made it [00:27] LASER now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:27] 3 keeps (43%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (57%) [[2 mutes ] [00:27] Sevoen asks about ROGER [00:27] "G: Any last requests, Mr. Bombed? Bombed: Bring in ROGER Moore.
" [00:27] cut [00:27] cut [00:27] cut [00:27] cut ! [00:28] that's because two were almost identical [00:28] Don't get it. [00:28] Grrr [00:28] oops. [00:28] cut [00:28] well, cut anyway... [00:28] ROGER now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:28] 0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (100%) [[4 mutes ] [00:28] Now in FINAL mode. [00:28] Sevoen requested the shortlist: [00:28] EXPECT [71%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:28] Roger moore was Bond that nobody liked, Faith. [00:28] IIRC anyway. [00:28] vote4 expect [00:28] nobody? he made 7 movies :=) [00:28] Another obvious winner [00:28] Hmm. Am I getting him confused with Dalton? [00:28] dalton and lazenby [00:29] Roger Dalton is far younger [00:29] Now in OFF mode. [00:29] Retrieving punchlines for competition SCIFITV, please stand by... [00:29] Retrieval SCIFITV competition complete. [00:29] Sevoen requested the shortlist: [00:29] COUCH [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:29] CREW [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:29] GROW [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:29] INTELLECT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:29] MONKEY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:29] ONE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:29] STALKS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:29] VIOLET [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:29] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:29] Lazenby. I think that's it. [00:29] Roger Moore was also the Saint [00:29] I saw Live and let die right before the JS. [00:29] Sevoen asks about COUCH [00:29] "Zhoom: Better then being a COUCH potato.
" [00:29] Brosnan really is good in the part, though. [00:29] James Bond is okay... rather lame at times thogh. [00:29] cut [00:29] cut [00:29] keep [00:29] cut [00:29] Sevscape... I welcome myself to the world of the mutes! [00:29] cut [00:29] cut [00:29] <_5618_> cut [00:29] *** DrJonasBashir is now known as DrBashir_Me [00:29] COUCH now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:29]