Session Start: Sat Mar 17 00:23:06 2001 [00:23] * Logging #sevtrek to '#sevtrek.log' [00:23] now [00:23] man...it's my first JS in 3 weeks...... [00:23] resistance is futile [00:23] *** Majel changes topic to 'Sev Judging is now in Session.' [00:23] yay! [00:23] heh [00:23] We haven't started yet, have we? [00:23] Resistance is normal [00:23] lol [00:23] yyyyyyyeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!! [00:23] * Will_of_CBE resists. [00:24] well, people... be ready, load your punchline pages... [00:24] been loaded [00:24] *hic!* [00:24] Lock and loaded... [00:24] done, Jonas [00:24] Now in OFF mode. [00:24] wait wait.. antivirus is taking its time [00:24] grrrowwwlllll [00:25] But, its not alive...it does not care about time... [00:25] Now in OFF mode. [00:25] Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREKTV, please stand by... [00:25] Retrieval SEVTREKTV competition complete. [00:25] SevDoctor requested the shortlist: [00:25] BASE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:25] BUNTING [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:25] BUTT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:25] CREATE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:25] HIT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:25] HONOR [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:25] ILLOGICAL [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:25] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:25] * Will_of_CBE starts. [00:25] the first punchline should be "All your base are belong to us!" [00:25] and the Vulcan answers "For Great Justice" [00:25] what DOES that mean? [00:25] Ug. [00:25] please correct your lists [00:26] It's a bad translation of an old Jap game. [00:26] if anyone gets the joke, we move on [00:26] next... [00:26] SevDoctor asks about BASE [00:26] "B: Leave first BASE and die, pixie ears! V: Consume my drawers, microbrain!!
" [00:26] keep ! [00:26] We move on regardless [00:26] cut [00:26] keep [00:26] keep [00:26] neutral [00:26] keep [00:26] keep [00:26] that line was so funny, I laughed out loud [00:26] BASE now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:26] 5 keeps (71%) -- 1 neutrals (14%) -- 1 cuts (14%) [[1 mutes ] [00:27] SevDoctor asks about BUTT [00:27] "B: Today is a good day to kick Velcron BUTT. V: Hit long and prosper!
" [00:27] cut [00:27] you skipped one! [00:27] keep [00:27] keep [00:27] cut [00:27] don't mind [00:27] neutral [00:27] cut [00:27] BUTT now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:27] 2 keeps (33%) -- 1 neutrals (17%) -- 3 cuts (50%) [[2 mutes ] [00:27] SevDoctor asks about BUNTING [00:27] "B: There is no honor in BUNTING! V: Yet, it was the logical thing to do.
" [00:27] Skipped one!! [00:27] Oh... [00:27] cut [00:27] keep [00:27] cut [00:27] cut [00:27] keep [00:27] cut [00:28] BUNTING now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:28] 2 keeps (33%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (67%) [[2 mutes ] [00:28] SevDoctor asks about CREATE [00:28] "Barf: "Computer, CREATE chatter."
" [00:28] cut ! [00:28] cut [00:28] keep [00:28] cut [00:28] cut [00:28] cut [00:28] Ack...got to go.... [00:28] CREATE now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:28] 1 keeps (17%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (83%) [[2 mutes ] [00:28] *** Mark has quit IRC (Quit: ) [00:28] SevDoctor asks about HIT [00:28] "Barf: You HIT without honor! Velcron: Would it be logical to assume you want a piece of me?
" [00:28] cut [00:28] keep [00:28] keep [00:28] keep [00:28] neutral [00:29] keep [00:29] HIT now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:29] 4 keeps (67%) -- 1 neutrals (17%) -- 1 cuts (17%) [[1 mutes ] [00:29] We need more voters. [00:29] SevDoctor asks about HONOR [00:29] "B: You have no HONOR. V: Your brain shrank!
" [00:29] neutral [00:29] cut [00:29] cut [00:29] yes, it's very few people [00:29] cut [00:29] cut [00:29] HONOR now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:29] 0 keeps (0%) -- 1 neutrals (20%) -- 4 cuts (80%) [[2 mutes ] [00:29] SevDoctor asks about ILLOGICAL [00:29] "Barf: There's no honor in chatter! Velcron: Chatter is ILLOGICAL.
" [00:29] cut [00:29] cut [00:29] cut [00:29] cut [00:29] cut [00:29] ILLOGICAL now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:29] 0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (100%) [[2 mutes ] [00:29] cut [00:30] damn I gotta wash the dishes [00:30] SevDoctor requested the shortlist: [00:30] BASE [71%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:30] HIT [67%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:30] Now in FINAL mode. [00:30] Do them later. [00:30] lol [00:30] vote4 base are belong to us [00:30] vote4 base [00:30] vote4 base [00:30] wash dishes? Just throw 'em away! [00:30] vote4 base [00:30] mum will kill me! [00:30] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:30] BASE scored 4 vote(s). [00:30] Votes cast: 4 Judges present: 7 [00:30] next! [00:31] next! [00:31] *** NovaFlash has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [00:31] Now in OFF mode. [00:31] Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREKMOVIE, please stand by... [00:31] Retrieval SEVTREKMOVIE competition complete. [00:31] SevDoctor requested the shortlist: [00:31] APTLY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:31] BE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:31] INVENT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:31] RIGHT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:31] RUNS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:31] SHOTS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:31] WORD [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:31] YEAH [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:31] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:31] vote4 hit [00:31] SevDoctor asks about APTLY [00:31] "APTLY named, don't you think?
" [00:31] cut [00:31] cut [00:31] cut [00:31] keep [00:31] which strip is this? [00:31] the one with Zefram Cochrane [00:31] Sev Trek Movie [00:32] cut [00:32] more votes please [00:32] cut [00:32] APTLY now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:32] 1 keeps (20%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (80%) [[1 mutes ] [00:32] SevDoctor asks about BE [00:32] "Evidently you have to BE Warped before you can invent it.
" [00:32] let me find it.. [00:32] cut [00:32] keep [00:32] neutral [00:32] found it :) [00:32] neutral [00:32] keep [00:32] BE now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:32] 2 keeps (40%) -- 2 neutrals (40%) -- 1 cuts (20%) [[1 mutes ] [00:32] cut [00:32] BE now gets status: "Keep for now.". [00:32] 2 keeps (33%) -- 2 neutrals (33%) -- 2 cuts (33%) [[0 mutes ] [00:33] SevDoctor asks about INVENT [00:33] "It took a warped man to INVENT warped drive!
" [00:33] horrible session [00:33] the worst ever! [00:33] =] [00:33] keep ! [00:33] keep [00:33] keep [00:33] keep [00:33] this one is well phrased [00:33] neutral [00:33] There were probably worse. [00:33] INVENT now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:33] 4 keeps (80%) -- 1 neutrals (20%) -- 0 cuts (0%) [[1 mutes ] [00:33] SIX people! [00:33] there are FOUR people! [00:33] :) [00:33] SevDoctor asks about RIGHT [00:33] "RIGHT now he's just too warped to drive.
" [00:33] cut [00:33] cut [00:33] cut [00:33] cut [00:33] cut [00:33] cut [00:33] fine! I liked that aswell [00:34] I can dispose of a punchline with four cast votes! [00:34] RIGHT now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:34] 0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (100%) [[0 mutes ] [00:34] SevDoctor asks about RUNS [00:34] "It RUNS on alcohol! And by the look of him, I'd say he could do warp 8 right now
" [00:34] cut [00:34] keep [00:34] cut [00:34] keep [00:34] keep [00:34] keep [00:34] RUNS now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:34] 4 keeps (67%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (33%) [[0 mutes ] [00:34] SevDoctor asks about SHOTS [00:34] "A few more SHOTS of this, and I'll have invented the Transploder.
" [00:34] keep [00:34] cut [00:34] keep [00:34] cut [00:34] keep [00:34] SHOTS now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:34] 3 keeps (60%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (40%) [[1 mutes ] [00:35] SevDoctor asks about WORD [00:35] ""warped" is the operative WORD here
" [00:35] cut [00:35] keep [00:35] keep [00:35] keep [00:35] keep [00:35] neutral [00:35] these are funnt [00:35] funny [00:35] WORD now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:35] 4 keeps (67%) -- 1 neutrals (17%) -- 1 cuts (17%) [[0 mutes ] [00:35] SevDoctor asks about YEAH [00:35] "Oh YEAH, he's warped alright...
" [00:35] cut [00:35] Jonas is dunk [00:35] cut [00:35] drunk [00:35] cut [00:35] cut [00:35] cut [00:35] YEAH now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:35] 0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (100%) [[1 mutes ] [00:35] cut [00:35] slam dunk! [00:35] SevDoctor requested the shortlist: [00:35] BE [33%, 0] "Keep for now." [00:35] INVENT [80%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:35] RUNS [67%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:35] SHOTS [60%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:35] WORD [67%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:35] *** Mark has joined #SevTrek [00:35] Back... [00:35] vote4 invent ! [00:36] Now in FINAL mode. [00:36] now [00:36] oops [00:36] vote4 shots [00:36] vote4 shots [00:36] vote4 invent [00:36] thought the whole list was up [00:36] vote4 invent [00:36] controversial vote from me! [00:36] vote4 invent [00:36] vote 4 word [00:36] vote4 invent [00:36] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:36] INVENT scored 4 vote(s). [00:36] SHOTS scored 2 vote(s). [00:36] Votes cast: 6 Judges present: 7 [00:37] Now in OFF mode. [00:37] Retrieving punchlines for competition SCIFIMOVIES, please stand by... [00:37] Retrieval SCIFIMOVIES competition complete. [00:37] SevDoctor requested the shortlist: [00:37] HEARD [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:37] LINT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:37] LITERALLY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:37] METHOD [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:37] TELLING [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:37] THAT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:37] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:37] OMG! I won a Trek one!!!!!! FInally!!!! [00:37] Congrats! [00:37] * T_Bonz faints [00:37] congrats [00:37] Which one Sev Trek TV? [00:37] yay for T'!! [00:37] No, the warped drive one [00:37] SevDoctor asks about HEARD [00:37] "neo: Woah, what's the gnarly insect, dude? agent: never HEARD of the Y2k Bug?!
" [00:37] keep [00:37] The first. With the baseball. [00:37] keep [00:37] neutral [00:37] * Mark nods [00:37] keep [00:37] keep [00:37] I never ever win Trek ones [00:37] HEARD now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:37] 4 keeps (80%) -- 1 neutrals (20%) -- 0 cuts (0%) [[2 mutes ] [00:37] neutral [00:37] SevDoctor asks about LINT [00:37] "Neo: What's with the bogus bug, dude?! Agent Smith: A bellybutton LINT remover.
" [00:38] keep [00:38] cut [00:38] keep [00:38] neutral [00:38] keep [00:38] hehehehe [00:38] LINT now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:38] 3 keeps (60%) -- 1 neutrals (20%) -- 1 cuts (20%) [[2 mutes ] [00:38] keep [00:38] SevDoctor asks about LITERALLY [00:38] "Neo: Aren't we taking the word "bug" a bit LITERALLY here?
" [00:38] keep [00:38] keep [00:38] cut [00:38] keep [00:38] cut [00:38] keep [00:38] keep [00:38] LITERALLY now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:38] 5 keeps (71%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (29%) [[0 mutes ] [00:38] SevDoctor asks about METHOD [00:38] "Agent: Now this is a little interrogation METHOD we like to call "The Tickle Torture"!
" [00:38] cut [00:38] cut [00:39] neutral [00:39] cut [00:39] neutral [00:39] METHOD now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:39] 0 keeps (0%) -- 2 neutrals (40%) -- 3 cuts (60%) [[2 mutes ] [00:39] SevDoctor asks about TELLING [00:39] "Neo: Like, I'm TELLING you nothin' dude. Smith: I'm sure Mr Tickles will change your mind.
" [00:39] keep [00:39] keep [00:39] cut [00:39] keep [00:39] cut [00:39] keep [00:39] cut [00:39] TELLING now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:39] 4 keeps (57%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (43%) [[0 mutes ] [00:39] SevDoctor asks about THAT [00:39] "Neo: Wha...What THAT?! Smith: The Tickle Test.
" [00:39] cut [00:39] cut [00:39] cut [00:39] cut [00:39] THAT now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:39] 0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (100%) [[3 mutes ] [00:39] SevDoctor requested the shortlist: [00:39] HEARD [67%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:39] LINT [67%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:39] LITERALLY [71%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:39] TELLING [57%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:39] Didn't he have his mouth sealed when they pulled out the bug? [00:39] cut [00:39] Now in FINAL mode. [00:40] yeah it was sealed up [00:40] ...and when they put it in [00:40] vote4 literally [00:40] so he couldnt shout.. [00:40] vote4 lint [00:40] vote4 heard [00:40] vote 4 lint [00:40] vote4 liny [00:40] vote4 lint [00:40] * SezC is too tired to nitpick [00:40] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:40] HEARD scored 1 vote(s). [00:40] LINT scored 2 vote(s). [00:40] LITERALLY scored 1 vote(s). [00:40] Votes cast: 4 Judges present: 7 [00:40] vote4 heard [00:40] more votes [00:40] That was brought up in the discussion board [00:40] sorry - just did [00:40] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:40] HEARD scored 2 vote(s). [00:40] LINT scored 2 vote(s). [00:40] LITERALLY scored 1 vote(s). [00:40] Votes cast: 5 Judges present: 7 [00:40] more [00:40] who are the 2 slackers? :) [00:41] vote4 lint [00:41] not me [00:41] They should vote first. [00:41] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:41] HEARD scored 2 vote(s). [00:41] LINT scored 3 vote(s). [00:41] LITERALLY scored 1 vote(s). [00:41] Votes cast: 6 Judges present: 7 [00:41] Which one you killing? [00:41] vote4 heard [00:41] * Will_of_CBE sighs. [00:41] was that yours cut? [00:41] cutfinal literally [00:41] unfortunate. [00:41] oh that sux when that happens [00:42]