Session Start: Sat Mar 24 00:15:57 2001 [00:15] * Logging #sevtrek to '#sevtrek.log' [00:16] <_5618_> Bwahahahaha. [00:16] hey, she works [00:16] We will comply. [00:16] *** Marina changes topic to 'Sev Judging is now in Session.' [00:16] <_5618_> How much does she make? [00:16] punchfile already downloaded? or should I do it? [00:16] It has been done [00:16] *** e_of_PI changes topic to 'Sev Judging is now in Session. And may JC has mercy on our souls.' [00:16] great, then let's begin at 20:08 local time [00:16] You should never touch that function using Marina - I always set that up through Majel [00:16]  Now in OFF mode. [00:16]  Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREKTV, please stand by... [00:16]  Retrieval SEVTREKTV competition complete. [00:16]  SevDoctor requested the shortlist: [00:16]  ACTION [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:16]  BORE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:16]  CRASH [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:16]  GIRLFRIENDS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:16]  HOUSETRAIN [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:16]  LIVE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:16]  PRUNE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:16]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:17] Time is 0:07 here... [00:17]  SevDoctor asks about ACTION  [00:17]  "I heard you prefer ACTION to diplomacy. Do not disappoint me.
" [00:17] <_5618_> keep [00:17] cut [00:17] cut [00:17] neutral [00:17] cut [00:17] <_5618_> Here too. [00:17] cut [00:17] 01:10 [00:17] neutral [00:17] cut [00:17] 0:09 here [00:17]  ACTION now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:17]  1 keeps (12%) -- 2 neutrals (25%) -- 5 cuts (62%) [[1 mutes ] [00:17]  SevDoctor asks about BORE  [00:17]  "To exchange BORE with gore
" [00:17] What does the BR do here? [00:17] <_5618_> cut [00:17] cut [00:17] cut [00:17] cut [00:17] keep [00:17] cut [00:17] cut [00:17] don't ask... you'll see it often [00:17] cut [00:18] cut [00:18]  BORE now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:18]  1 keeps (11%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 8 cuts (89%) [[0 mutes ] [00:18]  SevDoctor asks about CRASH  [00:18]  "Space stations don't CRASH land!
" [00:18] That's IMG, TNG? [00:18] <_5618_> keep [00:18] cut [00:18] cut [00:18] Has to do with new server or something, I understood.. the script hasn't been adapted to cut them out yet [00:18] cut (what about Mir?) [00:18] keep [00:18] keep [00:18] cut [00:18] keep [00:18] cut [00:18]  CRASH now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:18]  4 keeps (44%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (56%) [[0 mutes ] [00:18] whoops...mir. can we change? [00:18] <_5618_> LOL [00:18]  SevDoctor asks about GIRLFRIENDS  [00:18]  "I was running out of GIRLFRIENDS on the Enterforaprize...
" [00:18] Mir was a derelict. [00:18] cut [00:18] <_5618_> cut [00:19] keep [00:19] keep [00:19] cut [00:19] cut [00:19] And it didn't have an irish enginner. [00:19] cut [00:19] cut [00:19]  GIRLFRIENDS now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:19]  2 keeps (25%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (75%) [[1 mutes ] [00:19] keep [00:19]  SevDoctor asks about HOUSETRAIN  [00:19]  "Pinchhard kept trying to HOUSETRAIN me
" [00:19] and SEV9 isn't a derelict? [00:19] keep !! [00:19] keep [00:19] cut [00:19] <_5618_> These are all lame punchlines. I could have done better myself. [00:19] cut [00:19] cut [00:19] empok nor is derelict =] [00:19] cut [00:19] It's CGI. [00:19] <_5618_> cut [00:19] keep [00:19]  HOUSETRAIN now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:19]  3 keeps (38%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (62%) [[1 mutes ] [00:19]  SevDoctor asks about LIVE  [00:19]  "Tryhard felt she would rather LIVE than be my wife.
" [00:19] LOL [00:19] cut [00:19] cut [00:19] And what about the only 4 finals in sevfiles? [00:19] keep [00:19] cut [00:20] <_5618_> cut [00:20] keep [00:20] cut [00:20] * ThunderPikachu listens to Pokémon music [00:20] cut [00:20] <_5618_> Let me check. [00:20] cut [00:20]  LIVE now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:20]  2 keeps (22%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (78%) [[0 mutes ] [00:20]  SevDoctor asks about PRUNE  [00:20]  "The Enterforaprize ran out of PRUNE Juice
" [00:20] keep [00:20] cut [00:20] cut (yawn) [00:20] keep !!!!!! [00:20] cut [00:20] cut [00:20] keep [00:20] cut [00:20] *** Mark has joined #SevTrek [00:20]  PRUNE now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:20]  3 keeps (38%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (62%) [[2 mutes ] [00:20]  SevDoctor requested the shortlist: [00:20] hi [00:20]  Now in FINAL mode. [00:20] O.K, we've cut them all. [00:20] Good Sev all! [00:20] <_5618_> e: the second one is nice. [00:20] yahoo! [00:21] <_5618_> YEP! [00:21] The veryshortlist [00:21] <_5618_> Rollin' on me floor laughin' me buttocks off! [00:21] okay, moving on =] [00:21] <_5618_> or something like that. [00:21] vote4 something [00:21] what? no winner? [00:21] unless you want to do something else [00:21] <_5618_> vote 4 me! [00:21] vote4 whatever! [00:21] no CANDIDATES =] [00:21] <_5618_> vote4 me! [00:21]  Now in OFF mode. [00:21]  Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREKMOVIE, please stand by... [00:21]  Retrieval SEVTREKMOVIE competition complete. [00:21]  SevDoctor requested the shortlist: [00:21]  FLUFFY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:21]  GHOSTS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:21]  GORN [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:21]  JIM [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:21]  PRUNE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:21]  REGENERATED [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:21]  SHATNER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:21]  TRIBBLE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:21]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:21] <_5618_> vote4 SevDoctor! [00:21] Let's vote on them all, not cutting! [00:21]  SevDoctor asks about FLUFFY  [00:21]  "FLUFFY: A genetically mutated Tribble who wants to take revenge on the Kling-offs and invade their planet
" [00:21] I guess I did not miss anything after all... [00:21] we've overridden JC? [00:21] cut [00:22] keep [00:22] cut [00:22] cut (not again!) [00:22] cut [00:22] cut [00:22] neutral [00:22] cut [00:22] *_5618_* No kidding! [00:22] would I want to see this in ink =] [00:22] I never get these blank ones [00:22] <_5618_> cut [00:22]  FLUFFY now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:22]  1 keeps (11%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 7 cuts (78%) [[1 mutes ] [00:22] Characters we'd like to see in series V... [00:22] <_5618_> T'Bonz: why not? [00:22]  SevDoctor asks about GHOSTS  [00:22]  "The GHOSTS of all destroyed Ensigns.
" [00:22] I thought I had a good one, didn't make the finalists. [00:22] cut [00:22] keep [00:22] keep [00:22] keep [00:22] keep [00:22] keep [00:22] <_5618_> cut [00:22] keep [00:22] neutral [00:22]  GHOSTS now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:22]  6 keeps (67%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 2 cuts (22%) [[1 mutes ] [00:22] I'm not sure how to ever answer them! [00:22] Winner...? [00:22]  SevDoctor asks about GORN  [00:22]  "Full scale GORN invasion.
" [00:22] cut [00:22] <_5618_> cut [00:22] cut [00:22] keep [00:22] cut [00:22] Well, at least here we'll have something to vote4! [00:22] cut [00:23] cut [00:23] cut [00:23] what is this??? [00:23] cut [00:23]  GORN now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:23]  1 keeps (11%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 8 cuts (89%) [[1 mutes ] [00:23]  SevDoctor asks about JIM  [00:23]  "An evil commander played by JIM Carry.
" [00:23] cut [00:23] cut [00:23] cut [00:23] It's cut. [00:23] cut [00:23] keep [00:23] double cut [00:23] <_5618_> keep ! [00:23] unless it was a fleet of Barneys, it wouldn''t be funny [00:23] cut ! [00:23] cut [00:23]  JIM now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:23]  2 keeps (25%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (75%) [[2 mutes ] [00:23] Admiral Looo-seeer [00:23]  SevDoctor asks about PRUNE  [00:23]  "Barf with too much PRUNE juice!
" [00:23] Ace Ventura, Trubble Detective... [00:23] cut [00:23] cut ! [00:23] cut [00:23] <_5618_> cut [00:23] cut [00:23] cut [00:23] cut [00:23] He's dead, Jim! [00:23] ugh [00:23]  PRUNE now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:23]  0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (100%) [[3 mutes ] [00:23] keep !!!! [00:24]  SevDoctor asks about REGENERATED  [00:24]  "Kahn't, REGENERATED by the Genesis device and he's really, really old...
" [00:24] cut [00:24] cut [00:24] cut [00:24] cut [00:24] keep [00:24] <_5618_> cut [00:24] Do you think JC's mood affecting his culling skills? [00:24] cut [00:24] cut [00:24]  REGENERATED now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:24]  1 keeps (12%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (88%) [[2 mutes ] [00:24] cut [00:24] maybe [00:24] mood=move [00:24]  SevDoctor asks about SHATNER  [00:24]  "William SHATNER and his new movie script
" [00:24] ALL bad [00:24] keep ! [00:24] <_5618_> cut [00:24] cut [00:24] It would have affected Mine! [00:24] keep [00:24] cut [00:24] cut [00:24] All your punchlines are belong to us [00:24] same here [00:24] <_5618_> cut !!! [00:24] cut [00:24] keep [00:24] For great justice [00:24] keep [00:24]  SHATNER now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:24]  4 keeps (44%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (56%) [[1 mutes ] [00:24]  SevDoctor asks about TRIBBLE  [00:24]  "So-Cuteus of Borg, the assimilated TRIBBLE
" [00:24] cut [00:24] <_5618_> cut [00:24] keep [00:24] keep [00:24] keep [00:25] cut [00:25] cut [00:25] keep [00:25] cut [00:25] cut [00:25] You can see this punchline was not written by a sevillian. [00:25] keep [00:25] come on! Socuteus! Locutus! it's funny! [00:25] Yeah, but they used Tribble... [00:25]  TRIBBLE now gets status: "Equal vote.". [00:25]  5 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (50%) [[0 mutes ] [00:25] how funny! a fuzzball with implants... [00:25] not a maniac one, at least [00:26]  SevDoctor requested the shortlist: [00:26]  GHOSTS [67%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:26]  TRIBBLE [50%, 0] "Equal vote." [00:26]  Now in FINAL mode. [00:26] vote4 nothing [00:26] choose [00:26] vote4 tribble [00:26] vote4 tribble [00:26] vote4 ghosts [00:26] The quiteshortlist [00:26] vote4 ghosts [00:26] heh heh, good one Wiz [00:26] vote4 ghosts [00:26] <_5618_> vote4 ghosts [00:26] vote4 ghosts [00:26] vote4 shosts [00:26] vote4 ghosts [00:26] shosts? :) [00:26]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:26]  GHOSTS scored 6 vote(s). [00:26]  TRIBBLE scored 2 vote(s). [00:26]  Votes cast: 8 Judges present: 10 [00:26] Its better than vhosts [00:26] vote4 ghosts [00:26] it's decided! [00:26] Or tuposts. [00:26] <_5618_> It's obvious: sevqueen! [00:26] for great justice, we move on [00:26] Let's move on! [00:27]  Now in OFF mode. [00:27]  Retrieving punchlines for competition SCIFIMOVIES, please stand by... [00:27]  Retrieval SCIFIMOVIES competition complete. [00:27]  SevDoctor requested the shortlist: [00:27]  PREFER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:27]  FORKS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:27]  KNEW [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:27]  SUGGEST [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:27]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:27]  SevDoctor asks about PREFER  [00:27]  "H: I PREFER it when they use carving knives!
" [00:27] cut [00:27] cut [00:27] JC was culling a bit too much today. [00:27] cut [00:27] cut [00:27] cut [00:27] cut [00:27] cut [00:27] cut [00:27]  PREFER now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:27]  0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 8 cuts (100%) [[2 mutes ] [00:27]  SevDoctor asks about FORKS  [00:27]  "D: The flavor is strong in this one. H: Use the FORKS, Chewie.
" [00:27] neutral [00:27] keep [00:27] cut [00:27] <_5618_> cut [00:27] keep [00:27] cut [00:27] keep [00:27] cut [00:27] It's not that bad... [00:27] <_5618_> opening is good, ending is bad. [00:27] keep [00:28] I like it [00:28] I agree [00:28] no, it's not... [00:28]  FORKS now gets status: "Keep for now.". [00:28]  4 keeps (44%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 4 cuts (44%) [[1 mutes ] [00:28] Two punchlines in one... [00:28]  SevDoctor asks about KNEW  [00:28]  "Daft: If you only KNEW the flavour of the dark side... Ham: Be as it may, I prefer white meat, please...
" [00:28] keep [00:28] keep [00:28] keep [00:28] keep [00:28] <_5618_> keep [00:28] cut (would work with luke but not with han) [00:28] keep [00:28] keep [00:28]  KNEW now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:28]  7 keeps (88%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 1 cuts (12%) [[2 mutes ] [00:28] cut [00:28]  SevDoctor asks about SUGGEST  [00:28]  "Ham Slowmo: Next time dear, I SUGGEST we eat Sunday dinner with my folks!
" [00:28] cut [00:28] <_5618_> cut [00:28] objection noted, Wiz [00:28] cut [00:28] cut [00:28] cut [00:28] cut [00:28] cut [00:28]  SUGGEST now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:28]  0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (100%) [[3 mutes ] [00:28] keep ! [00:28] cut [00:28]  SevDoctor requested the shortlist: [00:28]  FORKS [44%, 0] "Keep for now." [00:28]  KNEW [78%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:28]  Now in FINAL mode. [00:28] choose [00:29] <_5618_> vote4 knew [00:29] vote4 knew [00:29] vote4 knew [00:29] vote4 knew [00:29] vote4 forks [00:29] vote4 knew [00:29] vote4 forks [00:29] vote4 forks [00:29] How could it got 0 keeps if I voted keep????????????? [00:29] vote4 knew [00:29] timing [00:29]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:29]  FORKS scored 3 vote(s). [00:29]  KNEW scored 6 vote(s). [00:29]  Votes cast: 9 Judges present: 10 [00:29] irrelevant, e [00:29] moving on [00:29] clear enough [00:29]  Now in OFF mode. [00:29]  Retrieving punchlines for competition SCIFITV, please stand by... [00:29]  Retrieval SCIFITV competition complete. [00:29]  SevDoctor requested the shortlist: [00:29]  GLASSES [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:29]  HATE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:29]  MIDDLE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:29]  FG [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:29]  THRILLED [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:29]  TWICE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:29]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:29] Move on. [00:29] <_5618_> It's obvious: sevqueen! [00:29] * Wizzard stays mute during this one [00:29] 13 minutes [00:29] I'm lost on this one, didn't even submit a PL [00:29] * T_Bonz does also [00:29] * _5618_ wonders why. [00:29]  SevDoctor asks about GLASSES  [00:29]  "F: Man, I need GLASSES! M: and some diet pills
" [00:29] Why? [00:30] why ask why? :) [00:30] <_5618_> Just cut everything! [00:30] cut [00:30] cut [00:30] cut [00:30] <_5618_> cut [00:30] cut [00:30] Never say never. [00:30] cut [00:30]  GLASSES now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:30]  0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (100%) [[4 mutes ] [00:30] cut [00:30]  SevDoctor asks about HATE  [00:30]  "Muldy: Don't HATE me because I'm beautiful!
" [00:30] <_5618_> Except the second one. [00:30] cut [00:30] keep [00:30] cut [00:30] <_5618_> keep [00:30] cut ! [00:30] cut [00:30] others....? [00:30] i get this one, but it doesn't deserve to live [00:31]  HATE now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:31]  2 keeps (33%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (67%) [[4 mutes ] [00:31] cut [00:31] So vote neutral! [00:31]  SevDoctor asks about MIDDLE  [00:31]  "F: You're looking at MIDDLE age M: A good reason to die young
" [00:31] cut [00:31] <_5618_> cut [00:31] cut [00:31] cut [00:31] cut [00:31] I warn you: PROUD is really FG... [00:31] cut [00:31]  MIDDLE now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:31]  0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (100%) [[4 mutes ] [00:31] OK, guess I can vote on the rest, since both of mine were cut [00:31]  SevDoctor asks about FG  [00:31]  "FG: You aren't half the man I am. M: And PROUD of it fatty!
" [00:31] don't like "fatty" in the strip [00:31] <_5618_> cut ! [00:32] keep [00:32] cut [00:32] cut [00:32] keep [00:32] I'll gat a bad feeling about line survivability in this contest.... [00:32] cut [00:32] cut [00:32] cut [00:32] YOU GOT TWO FINALISTS????????????? [00:32] yeah, both of mine bit the dust! [00:32]  FG now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:32]  2 keeps (25%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (75%) [[2 mutes ] [00:32] I have 7 finalists this week, great week [00:32]  SevDoctor asks about THRILLED  [00:32]  "M: You must be THRILLED to have my body. F: I was... until I found out your life is even more pathetic than mine.
" [00:32] YOU GOT TWO FINALISTS???????????????????????????????? [00:32] cut [00:32] cut [00:32] but bad for voting. [00:32] YOU GOT SEVEN FINALISTS???????????????????????????????? [00:32] can't vote in half of them [00:32] keep (holds nose) [00:32] <_5618_> cut [00:32] yeah, I was sure shocked. [00:32] keep [00:32]  THRILLED now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:32]  2 keeps (40%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (60%) [[5 mutes ] [00:32] I had 2 finalists in Sev Trek Movies.... [00:32] vote ppl [00:32] did any win? [00:32] * T_Bonz forgets easily [00:32] VOTE PPL [00:33] Yes, Ghosts :) [00:33] cut [00:33] vote4 ppl? [00:33] neutral [00:33]  THRILLED now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:33]  2 keeps (29%) -- 1 neutrals (14%) -- 4 cuts (57%) [[3 mutes ] [00:33]  SevDoctor asks about TWICE  [00:33]  "M: I'm TWICE the man I used to be.
" [00:33] better1 [00:33] keep [00:33] cut [00:33] keep [00:33] better! [00:33] <_5618_> cut ! [00:33] keep [00:33] keep [00:33] keep [00:33] yes, better [00:33] the only decent one [00:33] still a thin choice on this. [00:33] :p [00:33]  TWICE now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:33]  5 keeps (71%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (29%) [[3 mutes ] [00:33] my two were good! [00:33]  Now in FINAL mode. [00:33] Just let me say it once again. [00:33] emphasis on were :) [00:33]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:33]  Votes cast: 0 Judges present: 10 [00:34] to you.. [00:34] YOU GOT SEVEN FINALISTS??????????????????????????????? [00:34] yes [00:34]  SevDoctor requested the shortlist: [00:34]  TWICE [71%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:34] All finalists are good...but tatse varies... [00:34] <_5618_> vote4 twice [00:34] problem? [00:34] * ThunderPikachu grabs after the Mums-Mums... [00:34] vote4 twice [00:34] e, again and I'll kick you [00:34] vote4 twice [00:34] vote4 twice [00:34] vote4 twice [00:34]  Now in OFF mode. [00:34]  Retrieving punchlines for competition THEPITS, please stand by... [00:34]  Retrieval THEPITS competition complete. [00:34]  SevDoctor requested the shortlist: [00:34]  APPLY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:34]  BATH [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:34]  BLOWING [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:34]  HOMELESS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:34]  JOKE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:34]  NOW [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:34]  REAL [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:34]  REQUIRE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:34]  SECURITY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:34]  SOAP [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:34]  SYMPATHY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:34]  TRASH [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:34]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:34] for great justice! again [00:34] I just can grasp how can a guy get 7 finalists in such a culled week! [00:34] * T_Bonz mute again this one [00:34] finally, i comp with good finalists... [00:34] * ThunderPikachu opens the Mums-Mums package... [00:34] i? a. [00:34]  SevDoctor asks about APPLY  [00:34]  "I find it hard to believe you APPLY yourself to anything
" [00:34] <_5618_> cut [00:34] I agree Wizzard [00:34] cut [00:34] keep [00:35] keep [00:35] *** MattNelson has joined #sevtrek [00:35] keep [00:35] cut [00:35] cut [00:35] * _5618_ welcomes you to this §evilian meeting, you're number 11 [00:35] cut [00:35] Matt, pits, first [00:35] pretty strange TWELVE finalists here, [00:35] cut [00:35] yet only 4 in another [00:35]  APPLY now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:35]  3 keeps (33%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (67%) [[2 mutes ] [00:35]  SevDoctor asks about BATH  [00:35]  "How about applying for a BATH?
" [00:35] neutral [00:35] <_5618_> keep [00:35] cut [00:35] cut [00:35] Well I know I'm not the life of the party but I'm hardly the PITS... [00:35] cut [00:35] keep [00:35] Yeah, you never know what'll make JC or WC laugh... [00:35] neutral [00:35] neutral [00:35] cut [00:36] * ThunderPikachu has great problems with the Mums-Mums [00:36]  BATH now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:36]  2 keeps (22%) -- 3 neutrals (33%) -- 4 cuts (44%) [[2 mutes ] [00:36]  SevDoctor asks about BLOWING  [00:36]  "Come back when the wind's BLOWING in a different direction.
" [00:36] mum-mums? What the $@!# is that? [00:36] keep [00:36] oops, I'm supposed to neutral this one! [00:36] <_5618_> keep [00:36] cut [00:36] cut [00:36] cut [00:36] neutral [00:36] I'm afraid I'm often baffled by the Cooks' sense of humor... [00:36] cut [00:36] keep [00:36] cut [00:36] me too Matt [00:36] neutral [00:36]  BLOWING now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:36]  3 keeps (30%) -- 2 neutrals (20%) -- 5 cuts (50%) [[1 mutes ] [00:36] you're not the only one... [00:36] That's what makes it interesting [00:36] Here here, Matt! [00:36]  SevDoctor asks about HOMELESS  [00:36]  "Are you sure you're not looking for the HOMELESS center?
" [00:36] Maybe it's an Australian thing. =) [00:36] it's the figuring that's fun! [00:36] <_5618_> cut ! [00:36] keep [00:36] neutral [00:36] cut [00:36] cut [00:37] keep [00:37] keep [00:37] cut [00:37] * T_Bonz watches Menagerie while she waits to vote [00:37] 8 of 12 digress with them often, so it's not [00:37]  HOMELESS now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:37]  3 keeps (38%) -- 1 neutrals (12%) -- 4 cuts (50%) [[3 mutes ] [00:37] cut [00:37] Mums-Mums- Only 85 calories!! And it's GOOD!! Don't you agree Mo0nkeys? [00:37] Veena the green orion slave girl [00:37]  SevDoctor asks about NOW  [00:37]  "Seriously NOW.....
" [00:37] cut [00:37] keep [00:37] <_5618_> cut [00:37] pleads.... [00:37] neutral [00:37] keep [00:37] cut [00:37] cut [00:37] neutral [00:37] keep [00:37] this one's good [00:37]  NOW now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:37]  3 keeps (33%) -- 2 neutrals (22%) -- 4 cuts (44%) [[2 mutes ] [00:37] jb: you forgot "JOKE"..? [00:38] I don't follow Pits, why does he need a job anyway? [00:38]  SevDoctor asks about REAL  [00:38]  "Good gag! Now send in the REAL applicant!
" [00:38] I think I can spot a pattern here... [00:38] <_5618_> cut ! [00:38] cut [00:38] cut [00:38] cut [00:38] cut [00:38] cut [00:38] okay, I did [00:38] neutral [00:38] cut [00:38]  REAL now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:38]  0 keeps (0%) -- 1 neutrals (12%) -- 7 cuts (88%) [[3 mutes ] [00:38] ah frell! [00:38]  SevDoctor asks about JOKE  [00:38]  "Tell Bob from Personnel the JOKE isn't funny!
" [00:38] one down.... [00:38] cut [00:38] Actually, we know precious little about Wayne. [00:38] cut [00:38] cut [00:38] <_5618_> cut [00:38] cut [00:38] cut [00:38] cut [00:38] <_5618_> The next one is a bit nice. [00:38]  JOKE now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:38]  0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (100%) [[4 mutes ] [00:38]  SevDoctor asks about REQUIRE  [00:38]  "We don't REQUIRE the janitors to bring their own dirt.
" [00:39] keep [00:39] <_5618_> keep [00:39] keep [00:39] keep [00:39] keep [00:39] keep [00:39] is there any actual ettiquette here? Or am I just assuming? [00:39] neutral [00:39] keep [00:39] <_5618_> ??????? [00:39] don't know [00:39]  REQUIRE now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:39]  7 keeps (88%) -- 1 neutrals (12%) -- 0 cuts (0%) [[3 mutes ] [00:39] ettiquette in what regard? [00:39] You are just assuming. You can vote for your own [00:39]  SevDoctor asks about SECURITY  [00:39]  "How'd you get past the SECURITY guard?
" [00:39] <_5618_> Yes? [00:39] keep [00:39] * ThunderPikachu looks at his phone to find out which song it is... Pretty useless... [00:39] cut [00:39] no, you can spit on the floor if you want [00:39] cut [00:39] cut [00:39] keep [00:39] <_5618_> cut [00:39] cut [00:39] cut [00:39] I thought you couldn't. Someone was pissed last week because I did [00:39]  SECURITY now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:39]  2 keeps (25%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (75%) [[3 mutes ] [00:39] LOL @ SevDoctor. [00:39] neutral [00:39]  SevDoctor asks about SOAP  [00:39]  "Try applying some SOAP and a razor.
" [00:39] You slap people with large trouts [00:39] So now I am staying out of my own [00:40] cut [00:40] cut [00:40] <_5618_> cut !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [00:40] cut [00:40] cut [00:40] cut [00:40] cut [00:40] I've been not voting FOR my PL's, nor against them. [00:40] Oh hell, had 4 out of 7 cut so far... [00:40] not such a good week [00:40]  SOAP now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:40]  0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (100%) [[5 mutes ] [00:40]  SevDoctor asks about SYMPATHY  [00:40]  "Going for the SYMPATHY vote, I see.
" [00:40] neutral ends up being a positive vote though [00:40] keep [00:40] cut [00:40] <_5618_> Just vote for your own punchlines. [00:40] cut [00:40] keep [00:40] cut [00:40] None of us mind [00:40] 009 was mad because I did [00:40] cool, too late on one though. [00:40] It is hard to win regardless [00:40] cut [00:40] and my winning line was cut last week [00:40]  SYMPATHY now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:40]  2 keeps (29%) -- 1 neutrals (14%) -- 4 cuts (57%) [[4 mutes ] [00:40] cut [00:40] probably coz you cut his... [00:40] so I don't want anyone thinking it's a fix [00:41]  SYMPATHY now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:41]  2 keeps (25%) -- 1 neutrals (12%) -- 5 cuts (62%) [[3 mutes ] [00:41] how the hell would I know which was his? [00:41] Tell him you wouldn't have written it if you didn't think it was funny, so you're voting for it. [00:41] That was unusually TBonz [00:41]  SevDoctor requested the shortlist: [00:41]  REQUIRE [88%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:41]  TRASH [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:41] unusual... [00:41]  Now in FINAL mode. [00:41] ah, wait [00:41] vote4 require [00:41] So what IS the policy? abstain? or vote? [00:41] TRASH [00:41] vote4 require [00:41] vote4 trash [00:41] <_5618_> vote4 require [00:41] Aren't we missing something? [00:41] I don't want to tick off anyone. [00:41]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:41] vote4 require [00:41] vote4 require [00:41] do what you want... [00:41]  SevDoctor asks about TRASH  [00:41]  "You need to collect the TRASH, not wear it!
" [00:41] vot4 require [00:41] me neither, that's why I asked. [00:41] vote4 trash [00:41] cut [00:41] keep [00:41] cut [00:41] keep [00:41] vote4 require [00:41] cut [00:41] keep [00:41] I go by punchline, not author [00:41] We're in eliminating! [00:41] keep [00:42] me too [00:42]  TRASH now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:42]  4 keeps (57%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (43%) [[4 mutes ] [00:42] <_5618_> Ah man. get this JS over with. I'm tired. [00:42] oops [00:42] sorry about that. Duh! [00:42] yeah, here too [00:42] yes, I forgot this one [00:42] it's going fast [00:42] 4 more votes [00:42] keep [00:42] neutral [00:42] <_5618_> cut [00:42] <_5618_> hehe [00:42]  TRASH now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:42]  5 keeps (50%) -- 1 neutrals (10%) -- 4 cuts (40%) [[1 mutes ] [00:42] now... [00:42]  Now in FINAL mode. [00:43]  SevDoctor requested the shortlist: [00:43]  REQUIRE [88%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:43]  TRASH [50%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:43] <_5618_> vote4 require [00:43] vote4 thrash [00:43] vote4 trash [00:43] vote4 trash [00:43] vote4 require [00:43] vote4 trash [00:43] vote4 trash [00:43] vote4 require [00:43] vote4 require [00:43] vote4 require [00:43] Trash goes well with last week's punchline. [00:43] <_5618_> SEVQUEEN! [00:43] vote while I cut my toenails [00:43] <_5618_> EEK! [00:43] "They pay you to collect garbage?" [00:43] vote4 require [00:43] yeah, that's tru [00:43] e [00:43] that was last week? i thought it was longer... [00:43] "THe pay you to keep garbage?"\ [00:44]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:44]  REQUIRE scored 6 vote(s). [00:44]  TRASH scored 4 vote(s). [00:44]  Votes cast: 10 Judges present: 11 [00:44] who's the mute? [00:44] tough one [00:44] it's a SevQueen [00:44] <_5618_> Marina [00:44] yep [00:44] Unless someone wants to change his vote, sevqueen. [00:44] Trash can't win anymore... [00:44] wait [00:44] yeah, but if the mute votes require... [00:44] ??? [00:44] ohhh, surprising. [00:45] hmm? [00:45] I've never understood how it can be a Sevqueen with ANY majority, even a majority of one, but oh well.. [00:45] Mark's teh mute [00:45] <_5618_> I was wrong, Marina isn't the mute. [00:45] ThunderPikachu, could you vote too, please? [00:45] I voted... [00:45] Mark is [00:45] vote4 require [00:45] Must have misspelled it [00:45] ThunderPikachu is the mute according to my data [00:45] vote4 thrash [00:45] you all did vote... checking mispellings [00:45] vote4 trash [00:45] it's TRASH [00:45] revote [00:45] <_5618_> You didn't misspell. [00:45] ah, there [00:46]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:46]  REQUIRE scored 6 vote(s). [00:46]  TRASH scored 5 vote(s). [00:46]  Votes cast: 11 Judges present: 11 [00:46] Ok... [00:46] And I voted first of all!! [00:46] Sevqueen indeed. [00:46] now, a clear Sevqueen [00:46] =\ [00:46]  Now in OFF mode. [00:46]  Retrieving punchlines for competition TWIST, please stand by... [00:46]  Retrieval TWIST competition complete. [00:46]  SevDoctor requested the shortlist: [00:46]  BIDDER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:46]  BROTHER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:46]  FURNISHED [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:46]  GLUE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:46]  GUY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:46]  MOVERS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:46]  PROBLEM [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:46]  TRUCK [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:46]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:46] . [00:46] oh, the tough job of a SevMan [00:46] <_5618_> Move on people, move on. Nothing to see here. [00:46] *** Onyx^Drone has joined #sevtrek [00:46]  SevDoctor asks about BIDDER  [00:46]  "Use the lowest BIDDER, you said. It won't matter, you said.
" [00:46] pukemon: yeah, but you misspelled [00:46] <_5618_> welcome [00:46] * T_Bonz mute again unless they get cut, 3 punchlines this one [00:46] keep [00:46] keep [00:46] cut [00:46] keep [00:46] cut [00:46] neutral [00:47] keep [00:47] <_5618_> Why do you call yourself Jack Daniels? [00:47] <_5618_> cut [00:47] I won't say it, but you know what I want to say, [00:47]  BIDDER now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:47]  4 keeps (50%) -- 1 neutrals (12%) -- 3 cuts (38%) [[4 mutes ] [00:47] who? [00:47] heh heh [00:47] I like it [00:47] <_5618_> We too! [00:47] Wizzsrad: You misspelled Pokémon! [00:47] usally it's between 1 and 4 e of Pi [00:47]  SevDoctor asks about BROTHER  [00:47]  "We could have just used your BROTHER and two gorillas.
" [00:47] cut [00:47] cut [00:47] pukemon: no [00:47] cut [00:47] <_5618_> Púkemon! [00:47] keep [00:47] cut [00:47] keep [00:47] three weeks in a row I had zero [00:47] cut [00:47] cut [00:47] 30 minutes [00:47] was like OH NO [00:47] cut [00:47] *Onyx^Drone* whatsup [00:47]  BROTHER now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:47]  2 keeps (22%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (78%) [[3 mutes ] [00:47] <_5618_> cut [00:47] Been there T_Bonz... [00:47] Pokémon!! [00:47]  SevDoctor asks about FURNISHED  [00:47]  "I hope the apartment came FURNISHED!
" [00:47] I can't remember the last time I had a twist finalist! [00:47] oh, no... [00:48] somebody set us up the bomb... [00:48] Pits and Twist are the easiest to do punchlines [00:48] Trek the hardest for some reason [00:48] cut [00:48] <_5618_> cut [00:48] cut [00:48] keep [00:48] cut [00:48] keep [00:48] ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US! [00:48] Trek easiest. Pits hardest. [00:48]  FURNISHED now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:48]  2 keeps (33%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (67%) [[6 mutes ] [00:48] cut [00:48] frell...one down [00:48] cut [00:48] heh, someone finally got it [00:48]  FURNISHED now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:48]  2 keeps (25%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (75%) [[4 mutes ] [00:48] * _5618_ thinks Onyx^Drone is probably wondering what we're doing here. [00:48]  SevDoctor asks about GLUE  [00:48]  "So that's why there's a $300 GLUE charge...
" [00:48] SD: Check this out. [00:48] cut [00:48] <_5618_> keep [00:48] keep [00:48] cut [00:48] keep [00:49] http://www.cafepress.com/sdf2 [00:49] keep [00:49] cut [00:49] keep [00:49]  GLUE now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:49]  5 keeps (62%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (38%) [[4 mutes ] [00:49]  SevDoctor asks about GUY  [00:49]  "Now I know where I've seen this GUY before - he used to be our garbage man!
" [00:49] <_5618_> keep [00:49] keep [00:49] keep [00:49] keep ! [00:49] keep [00:49] keep [00:49] keep [00:49] keep [00:49] * Onyx^Drone thinx _5618_ has excellent analytical abilities [00:49] keep [00:49]  GUY now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:49]  9 keeps (100%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 0 cuts (0%) [[3 mutes ] [00:49] A 100%er! [00:50]  SevDoctor asks about MOVERS  [00:50]  "Are they MOVERS or garbagemen?
" [00:50] cut [00:50] cut [00:50] cut [00:50] cut [00:50] cut [00:50] keep [00:50] a winner, for sure =] [00:50] keep [00:50] Same us before, but less good. [00:50] cut [00:50] A constant theme... [00:50] cut [00:50] <_5618_> We're judging for the best comic strip punchline for this week's strip. [00:50]  MOVERS now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:50]  2 keeps (22%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (78%) [[3 mutes ] [00:50] drat...0 for six [00:50] * ThunderPikachu listens to the remix of World of Pokémon. It's GREAT!! [00:50] * T_Bonz cries [00:50]  SevDoctor asks about PROBLEM  [00:50]  "Solves the "too small new apartment" PROBLEM
" [00:50] ic [00:50] cut [00:50] All Your Base T-Shirts???? LOL! [00:50] cut [00:50] cut [00:50] keep [00:50] Ok, that remix scares me... [00:50] cut [00:51] keep [00:51] keep [00:51] cut [00:51] cut [00:51] <_5618_> 12Visit www.sev.com.au/toonzone/whatsnew.asp [00:51]  PROBLEM now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:51]  3 keeps (33%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (67%) [[3 mutes ] [00:51] well, my worst week ever, all seven finalists cut [00:51]  SevDoctor asks about TRUCK  [00:51]  "Are you sure this isn't the garbage TRUCK?
" [00:51] Ouch! [00:51] cut [00:51] * T_Bonz lobs pies at all sevmen [00:51] keep [00:51] <_5618_> keep ! [00:51] keep [00:51] keep [00:51] keep [00:51] T'Bonz... =] [00:51] wait until you go YEARS Bonz.... [00:51] cut [00:51] have fun [00:51] damn.....0 for 7! [00:51] *** Onyx^Drone has left #sevtrek [00:51] The week I'll have seven finalists will be the best of me ever. [00:51] :p [00:51] keep [00:51] * ThunderPikachu looks at all the papers on his desk... [00:51]  TRUCK now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:51]  6 keeps (75%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (25%) [[3 mutes ] [00:51] not when they all LOSE e! :) [00:51]  SevDoctor requested the shortlist: [00:51]  BIDDER [50%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:51]  GLUE [62%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:51]  GUY [100%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:51]  TRUCK [75%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:52]  Now in FINAL mode. [00:52] vote4 guy [00:52] vote4 guy [00:52] You should give them to the controllers of the tallybots... THEY can actually edit the files [00:52] vote4 truck [00:52] vote4 guy [00:52] At least they're got there! [00:52] They are green and yellow!! [00:52] <_5618_> vote4 truck [00:52] vote4 glue [00:52] vote4 guy [00:52] vote4 guy [00:52] vote4 guy [00:52] that's because I submit 20+ a contest [00:52] sooner or later one has to hit! :) [00:52]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:52]  GLUE scored 1 vote(s). [00:52]  GUY scored 6 vote(s). [00:52]  TRUCK scored 2 vote(s). [00:52]  Votes cast: 9 Judges present: 11 [00:52] clear enough [00:52] well, that was easy [00:52] Half of the are Monkeys and half of the are the militarys!! [00:52] no sev here [00:52] <_5618_> (this week's twist features spoken tekst once more people)!!!!!!! [00:52] and we're done in 36 minutes! [00:53] Sometimes I put even more, and nothing sticks. [00:53] very fast JS [00:53] good for us [00:53] anyone here win today? [00:53] I submit 2-5 per comp, almost always have 1 or 2 finalists [00:53] I did [00:53] good for YOU, T =] [00:53] that's a high percentage [00:53] which one Mark? [00:53] * ThunderPikachu must clean his computer table! [00:53] 5618: in case you didbn't notice: if it's not spoken, jc doesn't give it a chance [00:53] Don' [00:53] not me [00:53] The Ghosts on on Sev Trek Movies. [00:53] Well, I sure hope sevqueen will chose my punchline. [00:53] Oh, I voted for that one. [00:53] The Truck line in Twist was mine as well. [00:53] know what you mean e... [00:53] okay, it's done, she's dying now [00:53] BANG! [00:53] *** ThunderPikachu is now known as ThunderLugia [00:54] Don't forget for those with Daylight Saving Time that the JS will be an hour later from next week!!! [00:54] similar to mine Mark [00:54] I couldn't get the Punchlines page to load for some reason... [00:54] By-by Marina, we have complied! [00:54] an hour LATER? [00:54] * Mark nods [00:54] not for me [00:54] <_5618_> Guido: I wouldn't say that. I just think very good captions aren't submitted. [00:54] thinks for the reminder, so 7 o'clock? [00:54] <_5618_> Perhaps you're the only one submitting them. [00:54] see you mad sevilians who read this! [00:54] JC don't go to daylight savings time. [00:54] good, I'll get diner done on time [00:54] dinner [00:54] Probably yes... [00:54] duh [00:54] A welcome time change here...coincides nicely with blackouts we've been having [00:54]  Now in OFF mode. [00:54] L8r SD! [00:54] 5618: i have my doubts. anyway, the setup always prompts spoken lines [00:54] you in Cali? [00:54] now... [00:54] BANG! [00:54] Yep [00:55]  Now in OFF mode. [00:55]  ===== The voting is now over! ===== Session Close: Sat Mar 24 00:55:00 2001