Session Start: Sat Mar 31 00:20:34 2001 [00:20] *** Now talking in #SevTrek [00:20] *** Topic is 'Yes Ultra Maskindisk' [00:20] *** Set by ThunderPichu on Fri Mar 30 23:20:22 [00:20] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o NovaFlash [00:20] Novaflash!! [00:20] hi :) [00:20] Hello!! [00:20] <_5618_> You here? [00:21] first... [00:21] i'm not 'here' [00:21] i'm at heerde [00:21] just remotely opping my server [00:21] <_5618_> I know that. DOH. [00:22] well.. - [00:22] majel No such nick/channel [00:22] majel End of /WHOIS list. - [00:22] this is just great [00:22] *** ThunderPichu is now known as ThunderDragonite [00:22] <_5618_> I'm off people. [00:22] thanks to a disruption in this network, majel was kicked offline [00:22] <_5618_> Zzzzzzzzzz........... [00:23] hi (a little late but...) [00:23] fortunately.. [00:23] i have 37 minutes to fix it :) [00:23] somehow.. [00:23] hi ElReyDeLosMonos [00:23] <_5618_> Bye! [00:23] and you're quite in time, ElReyDeLosMonos [00:23] *** ElReyDeLosMonos is now known as LordOfTheMonkeys [00:23] sí [00:23] Can I have an @ too, please? [00:23] no :) [00:24] * _5618_ wonders if anyone is noticing he's leaving. [00:24] why? [00:24] Oh... Bye... [00:24] i'm just ignoring you're leaving, hoping you'll stay, 5618 =) [00:24] <_5618_> OK, I'll make this simple. Can you say bye? [00:24] *** LordOfTheMonkeys is now known as LordOfTheToasters [00:25] bye :) [00:25] <_5618_> Nova: sorry, I'd like to stay, but I need the sleep. [00:25] ah hey, you've got the weekend to sleep [00:25] bye [00:25] <_5618_> Thank you. [00:25] *** Wizzard has joined #sevtrek [00:25] hey wizz [00:25] <_5618_> I have to train tomorrow. I'm being picked up at 7am. [00:25] hi at this -ing late time... [00:25] <_5618_> Hi Guido. [00:26] hi [00:26] <_5618_> Bye Guido. [00:26] does anybody know the judging page? [00:27] glögg blĺssa! [00:27] www.glogg-blossa.com [00:27] <_5618_> What do you mean exactly? [00:28] That one? http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/sevtrek/judge.asp [00:28] Plo ssa, plo ssa ,plo ssa Glöggen heter Blossa. [00:28] =) yes that one :) [00:28] here's the situation: [00:28] <_5618_> Bye! (for real now) [00:28] why? [00:28] majel bot kicked offline because of network problem [00:29] bye 6746 [00:29] <_5618_> Wizard! [00:29] *** _5618_ has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving) [00:29] i'm not at home, just remotely adminning server. cant' get majel online [00:29] Have someone seen Joeno? [00:29] AID is wondering... [00:29] not me.. :) [00:30] oh, and js is about to begin in 30 minutes :) [00:30] *** LordOfTheToasters has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [00:30] too bad (AID) [00:30] so do i have to search pen and paper? [00:31] *** Corsair has joined #sevtrek [00:31] greetings [00:31] hi [00:31] 5618 sends regards, we were dueling on the SB [00:31] hey corsair :) [00:31] yeah he was here a while ago [00:31] he left [00:31] to sleep [00:32] Mmmmm? [00:32] Need to mix another Knosh, be back [00:32] knosh..? [00:34] I allow myself a Jack Daniels and Coke on Fridays. [00:35] ah :) [00:35] Especially after today... [00:35] that's called a knosh? [00:35] Isn't that actually a British phrase. Think I got it from Python. [00:35] *** e_of_PI has joined #sevtrek [00:35] hi pi [00:35] * e_of_PI is on the house! [00:35] hi [00:36] on the house? ooh.. [00:36] great comic on the SB there e... [00:36] * NovaFlash eats an e o fpi [00:36] Dummy... Aren't you away for the weekend? [00:36] yes, i am [00:36] Hey, Yeah.... [00:36] duh [00:36] i'm not at home :) [00:36] *** _8_of_12_ has joined #sevtrek [00:36] the advantage of the internet eh :) [00:36] hi 8 [00:36] Ooooo, sponging computer time, NICE! [00:36] * /load: insufficient parameters [00:37] I've decided that every cartoon that has a "for dummies" in it, I'll post in the SB. I suggest you'll do that too. Remember "Dummies for dummies"? [00:37] *** Loaded script 'd:\internet\mirc\majel.ini' [00:37] <_8_of_12_> Aloha everybodyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 [00:37] Bwahhhh [00:37] * NovaFlash kicks pi [00:37] hey 8 [00:37] stop making a fool of dummies! they'll manage better by themselves :) [00:37] hi 8 [00:37] * e_of_PI eats Dummy. Tasted like Chia Dummy. [00:37] eh [00:38] I sense an obsession there.... [00:38] * _8_of_12_ sits back and relaxes with no assignments! [00:38] i swear i did not have a sexual relationship with chia rhino! =) [00:38] I did. [00:38] despite the fact the e of pi says i taste like chia dummy [00:38] oh.. thne it's okay. [00:38] I'd never deny it. [00:38] the senate decides to impeach novaFlash [00:38] i'm no peach. [00:39] I'm an apricot. [00:39] It'd be the best points I'd ever earn. [00:39] And someone better take a transcript of this, since I have a feeling we'll get WIERD today. [00:39] Corsair; dirty man =)) [00:39] Ahem... [00:39] oh. don't worry; it's covered. [00:40] As long as you don't touch me!! [00:40] *bad thoughts* [00:40] Whoa....I no go thattaway [00:40] I hate my labs this sememster. [00:40] i hate cookies when they're stale. [00:40] <_8_of_12_> I had four assignments due this week. I hate that! :) [00:41] How do you take a transcript? [00:41] well i don't hate that you had four assignments due this week, 8 of 12.. =P [00:41] i hate the -ing printers @ the company... [00:41] Ugh, I had a 2 hour project clarification meeting, and.... [00:41] You buy it a ticket to ride. [00:41] ThunderDragonite; well my irc client (MIRC) is just recording everything to one huuuuge textfile [00:41] <_8_of_12_> Thanks so much, Johan. :) I haven't been able to update my website for more than a week! [00:41] some intercomm software testing for systems engineering today. [00:41] Wizzard: what printers are those? And is it the printer's fault or the printservers? =) [00:42] <_8_of_12_> I'm making a Sims skin of B'Elanna Torres at the moment [00:42] *sings* she's got a ticket to ride... [00:42] Corsair: So did you reach Mir? =0 [00:42] *sings* She's got a ticket to riiiide. [00:42] * NovaFlash covers ears [00:42] nova: acrobat's fault. probably [00:42] <_8_of_12_> Yeah, it landed in my backyard swimming pool. :) [00:42] NF: Found Nirvana, in the Pink Floyd section at the music shoppe.... [00:43] Wizzard: Acrobat? It was the fault of a CLOWN!? [00:43] *drum fill* [00:43] <_8_of_12_> I'm going to see The Emperor's New Groove today! :) [00:43] They really ought to get their alphabetical orders more correct [00:43] Corsair: Horrible. [00:43] Corsair: I bet they're using microsoft software to do the alphabetical ordering for them =) [00:43] _8_of_12_: Emperor's New Groove? [00:43] Yesterday in the lab, we put a potato in the blender and exracted enzymes from it! [00:43] Wizzard: *drum empty* =0 [00:44] Yep! do it THEIR WAY, OR NO WAY! [00:44] *** Wizzard changes topic to '15 minutes and counting...' [00:44] Corsair: Bill Gates has a unique keyboard. [00:44] Corsair: not azerty or qwerty, but fuckyou =) [00:45] ROTFLMFAO [00:45] <_8_of_12_> The Emperor's New Groove is the new Disney cartoon movie. I bought the soundtrack to it yesterday. :) [00:45] nova: or he tried the new speech recignition sw... :=) [00:45] NF: He doesn't have a hotkey for that? [00:45] Wizzard: lol! [00:45] <_8_of_12_> Yeah, he does. He bends over. :) [00:46] Oh, this is going to be a great JS! [00:46] Corsair: no he has CTRL+ALT+DEL as one big button....on his toilet [00:46] yeah, i got 4 or 5 finalists :=) [00:46] <_8_of_12_> madre dios! [00:46] At least it'll be busy! [00:46] NF: Well, that's Apprapo! [00:46] I have only one. Which is an improvment for most weeks. [00:46] But hey you gotta admit, there are tough sev legends here now =) [00:46] Hey, yeah, huh? [00:47] Corsair: not you! =P [00:47] Corsair: j/k =) [00:47] Those that are Quick wit da mind! [00:47] <_8_of_12_> I don't have any - I think I only submitted two punchlines all week! :) [00:47] could you repeat that, very slowly, please? [00:47] me? [00:47] could you repeat that, very slowly, please? [00:47] * NovaFlash is just being annoying :) [00:48] * _8_of_12_ types very slowly for Nova [00:48] tttttttttthhhhhhhhhhoooooooosssssssseeeeeeee ttttttttthhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaatttttttttt aaaaaaaaarrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeee QQQQQQQQQQQQQuuuuuuuuuuuuiiiiiiiiiiiicccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkk wwwwwwwwwwwwiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttt ddddddddddddaaaaaaaaaaaa mmmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnndddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [00:48] (paraphrase) Sev Legends, All of which are "Quick Wit (with) da (the) mind! [00:49] <_8_of_12_> Those that are quick with da mind, we salute you! :) [00:49] New Orleans vernacular [00:49] I.... [00:49] ...understand [00:49] =) [00:49] Coming to think about it, #sevtrek is filled now with §ev legends! [00:49] WHAT!? NovaFlash Speechless! Unprecedented!!! [00:49] hurry up, gym! [00:49] hey, yeah, huh? [00:49] copycat [00:50] that's me. [00:50] Wizzard: i don't feel like doing gym.. [00:50] *** Wizzard changes topic to '10 minutes and counting...' [00:50] Hurry up? We've got 9 minutes to fart off some more. [00:50] * NovaFlash is going to write an email. be back in 5 [00:50] <_8_of_12_> The perfect would begins and ends with us! [00:50] Perfection is few tiles! [00:51] * _8_of_12_ is still making a Torres Sims skin [00:51] My parents are gone this weekend... [00:51] Want copies, but still haven't re-purchased the game yet. [00:51] <_8_of_12_> My family aren't around today [00:51] Have no family to BE around. [00:51] * ThunderDragonite wants to make skins, but his computer cannot paint the correct colour. [00:51] * _8_of_12_ turns up the stereo LOUDER :) [00:51] i live alone... [00:52] Well, SEV excepted.... [00:52] <_8_of_12_> I wish I didn't have one, Corsair. :) [00:52] Depends 8, sometimes I wish.... [00:52] ThunderDragonite: I took it further. My parents are home but _i'm_ gone! =) [00:52] *** Shlamko has joined #sevtrek [00:52] BETTER! [00:53] Somebody just checked my socks! [00:53] *yuck* [00:53] -SocksCleaner- Checking for open SOCKS server... [00:53] * _8_of_12_ looks at e's socks. Nice... :) [00:53] Wait, I'm confusted *not a tupo* I thought e was Shlamko? [00:53] <_8_of_12_> Hey, they're matching! :) [00:53] *** e_of_PI has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [00:53] However, I'm barefoot now, since it's 20 degrees outside now, at night. [00:54] Fahrenheit? :=) [00:54] *** Shlamko is now known as e_of_PI [00:54] 8: Until they've been put in the Clothes Dryer...\ [00:54] <_8_of_12_> I'm not wearing any socks. I'm sitting here in a t-shirt and boxers! :) [00:54] * e_of_PI slaps e_of_PI around a bit with a large trout [00:54] Anybody wanna play MicroHof Tribbles? [00:54] 8: Ohhhh, weeeee reeeealy needed to know that! [00:54] I'm seating in tank-top and boxers. [00:54] I'm sitting on a chair. [00:54] *** Wizzard changes topic to '5 minutes and counting...' [00:54] <_8_of_12_> Corsair: I've been awake for half an hour, give me a break! :) [00:55] Arm or leg? [00:55] hehehe [00:55] try his head =) [00:56] If i knew how to do the special colour stuff, I might *totally stupid on IRC* [00:56] * NovaFlash has sent email [00:56] * NovaFlash well, to do THIS stuff, just type /me does something [00:56] *** e_of_PI is now known as Sparehead1 [00:56] * NovaFlash does something [00:56] To who? [00:56] I sent to Alyssa. [00:56] I'm the main head! [00:57] * NovaFlash breaks Sparehead1 [00:57] * Corsair Corsair thumps 8 in the noggin! [00:57] All your base belongs to us now. [00:57] Oooooo, it works! [00:57] don't need to do the name again, corsair :) [00:57] <_8_of_12_> Heyyyyyyy! I'm the subject of abuse for your first /! [00:57] 6,12|12,6|13,6|6,13|4,13|13,4|7,4|4,7|8,7|7,8|9,8|8,9|10,9|9,10|12,10|10,12|16,12 *BIG FART* 6,12|12,6|13,6|6,13|4,13|13,4|7,4|4,7|8,7|7,8|9,8|8,9|10,9|9,10|12,10| [00:57] Aye! Aye! sir! [00:57] sorry.. =) [00:57] * _8_of_12_ give Corsair a wedgie [00:57] omethingsay oremay upidstay uffstay omesay ircway ientsclay oday [00:57] *** T_Bonz has joined #sevtrek [00:57] Showoff. 5618 was doing that last week. [00:58] hi t [00:58] Howdy all [00:58] <_8_of_12_> Go away, T! :) [00:58] ;p [00:58] why, what did I do? [00:58] Women! Cheese it guys, no more farting off! [00:58] <_8_of_12_> No, we're not voting for any of your 10 billion punchlines today! :) [00:58] Only 3 today. [00:58] <_8_of_12_> Oh, slow week! :) [00:58] whoah! even i got more! :=) [00:58] Why is that different? all 7 of mine bit the dust last week [00:58] 10 billion! Bwahhahahaha! [00:59] :p :p :p [00:59] <_8_of_12_> Which three are yours? [00:59] Actually 3 is a normal week, 7 was kind of surprising [00:59] *** Palestiniangirl has joined #sevtrek [00:59] Hello, T_Bonz [00:59] Howdy [00:59] Hello, Palestiniangirl [00:59] hi [00:59] Oh WOW! She's cool, Ok, commence more farting off! [00:59] h, [00:59] I think my fart had a positive effect, Corsair. It attracted women! =0 [00:59] hi [00:59] *** Wizzard is now known as MillsLane [00:59] How many do you have Wiz? [00:59] *** MillsLane changes topic to 'Let's get it on!' [01:00] <_8_of_12_> LOL! Bad, Johan! :) [01:00] *** MillsLane is now known as Wizzard [01:00] Hmmmm, what are you eating? (And don't say what I think you'll say) Shut up e! [01:00] 4 or 5 or 6 :=) [01:00] Wow! good week for you! [01:00] CNet is calling my ISDN connection a 33.6 connection. [01:00] -Palestiniangirl- 12Özel Inviter Korumasý . Otomatik olarak bu pencere kapandý ... 4<-> 12,15|< Klavye 5.0 >|12,0 [01:01] I'm running 45.2 on Earthlink.... [01:01] <_8_of_12_> T: Which punchlines are yours? [01:01] *** Sparehead1 has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [01:01] I'll tell y'all when you cut them! :) [01:01] 64k standard ISDN :=P [01:01] Is it just me or is Palestiniangirl not really here? [01:01] Cut what? Farts? heheheheeheheheheheheheheheheh (too much Jack Daniels) [01:01] nova: what about majel? [01:01] <_8_of_12_> I just might check now! (do it the hard way why don't you!) [01:02] *** NovaFlash is now known as Majel [01:02] -NickServ- This nickname is registered and protected. If it is your [01:02] -NickServ- nick, type /msg NickServ IDENTIFY password. Otherwise, [01:02] -NickServ- please choose a different nick. [01:02] go to home israel [01:02] -> *nickserv* identify machine [01:02] -NickServ- Password accepted - you are now recognized. [01:02] *** IAL is ON [01:02] * Timer joincheck activated [01:02] *** Events are ON [01:02] *** No groups needed to be changed [01:02]  Now in OFF mode. [01:02]  ===== The TallyBot (v3.0.157C) is alive!. ===== [01:02] * Timer topic activated [01:02] * Added *!*novaflash@*.worldonline.nl to user list [01:02] * #SevTrek is being logged [01:02] * Timer joincheck halted [01:02] Uh oh>>>> [01:02] * Timer topic halted [01:02] *** Majel changes topic to 'The Judging of the Sev Wide Web Competition is now in session! For more information on the judging sessions go to http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/sevtrek/judge.htm or .asp. I lost track millennia ago!' [01:02] *** Palestiniangirl has quit IRC (Quit: 12,15|< Klavye 5.0 >|12,0 by Lee - 4http://www.klavye.cjb.net - 13irc.klavye.net) [01:02] Ow! Corsair, I just saw that. [01:02] *** Loaded popup 'd:\internet\mirc\majelpop.ini' [01:03] I have 64k ISDN, but I can change to 128k anytime. [01:03] -> *majel* compnum [01:03] Get serious now, Majel's watching.... [01:03] <_8_of_12_> Who's running the JS? [01:03] * Majel is aware [01:03] * Majel reads line. http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/punchlines.asp [01:03] * Corsair And I'm UNaware [01:04] *** ThunderDragonite changes topic to 'JC Easy Living.' [01:04] <_8_of_12_> I found one, of them, T. :) [01:04]  Now in OFF mode. [01:04]  Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREKTV, please stand by... [01:04]  Retrieval SEVTREKTV competition complete. [01:04]  Majel requested the shortlist: [01:04]  AIRBAG [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:04]  BREAK [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:04]  CANS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:04]  DEATH [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:04]  DIRECTIVE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:04]  DO [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:04]  DOORWAYS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:04]  HAIRDO [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:04]  HONK [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:04]  WIDE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:04]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [01:04] *** Sparehead1 has joined #sevtrek [01:04] Just started? [01:04] <_8_of_12_> Yep. [01:04] How come she didn't demand that we submit? [01:04]  Majel asks about AIRBAG  [01:04]  "AIRBAG included.
" [01:04] <_8_of_12_> Hey, a Red Dwarf fan! :) [01:04] Yep. [01:04] cut [01:05] cut [01:05] keep [01:05] <_8_of_12_> cut [01:05] keep [01:05] cut [01:05]  Majel asks about AIRBAG. [01:05]  ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~ [01:05]  It now gets status "It's cut!". [01:05]  [==============] Keep = 40 % [01:05]  [] Neutral = 0 % [01:05]  [======================] Cut = 60 % [01:05] * Corsair needs to be dominated. [01:05]  Majel asks about BREAK  [01:05]  "I BREAK for coffee.
" [01:05] keep [01:05] cut [01:05] <_8_of_12_> keep [01:05] <_8_of_12_> cut [01:05] cut [01:05] * Majel kicks corsair to a dominatrix [01:05] <_8_of_12_> overuse of the coffee joke already [01:06] cut [01:06]  Majel asks about BREAK. [01:06]  ~~ keeps: 1 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~ [01:06]  It now gets status "It's cut!". [01:06]  [=========] Keep = 25 % [01:06]  [] Neutral = 0 % [01:06]  [===========================] Cut = 75 % [01:06] neutral [01:06] but it's appropriate [01:06]  Majel asks about CANS  [01:06]  "Over 1 million CANS of hairspray served
" [01:06] * Corsair reponds with "Ahhhhhh" [01:06] keep [01:06] cut [01:06] cut [01:06] keep [01:06] love this one :) [01:06] <_8_of_12_> keep [01:06] aw it's dumb! [01:06] keep [01:06] * Corsair has had Wayyyyyy too much Jack.... [01:06] yeah but that's fun about it :) [01:06] From a female's viewpoint [01:06] Corsair: you're jacking too much =P [01:07] t: but only males are seeing it (kim and tuvok :=) [01:07] rum is better anyhow [01:07]  Majel asks about CANS. [01:07]  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~ [01:07]  It now gets status "Keep it!". [01:07]  [======================] Keep = 60 % [01:07]  [] Neutral = 0 % [01:07]  [==============] Cut = 40 % [01:07] * Corsair straightens up... [01:07]  Majel asks about DEATH  [01:07]  "DEATH Before Decaf
" [01:07] this one is GOOD [01:07] keep [01:07] keep [01:07] cut [01:07] cut [01:07] <_8_of_12_> Ummm.... who's running the JS? [01:07] <_8_of_12_> keep [01:07] cut [01:07] not me! [01:07] majel [01:07] Why all the coffee references in a hairdo? [01:08] why not? [01:08]  Majel asks about DEATH. [01:08]  ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~ [01:08]  It now gets status "It's cut!". [01:08]  [==============] Keep = 40 % [01:08]  [] Neutral = 0 % [01:08]  [======================] Cut = 60 % [01:08] to overuse a silly joke [01:08] doesn't make sense [01:08]  Majel asks about DIRECTIVE  [01:08]  "Honk if you observe the Perm DIRECTIVE!
" [01:08] keep [01:08] keep [01:08] cut [01:08] * Majel is sentient [01:08] keep [01:08] barely [01:08] * Majel is smarter than humans [01:08] <_8_of_12_> cut [01:08] cut [01:08] has Majel had jack daniels too? [01:08] so she thinks [01:08]  Majel asks about DIRECTIVE. [01:08]  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~ [01:08]  It now gets status "Keep it!". [01:08]  [======================] Keep = 60 % [01:08]  [] Neutral = 0 % [01:08]  [==============] Cut = 40 % [01:08] <_8_of_12_> That the world is not my playground [01:08] <_8_of_12_> There were other things that mattered [01:08] * Majel calculates 324.236 times faster than average human [01:09] <_8_of_12_> But as simple needs protecting [01:09]  Majel asks about DO  [01:09]  "To "DO" or "Not to Do"....
" [01:09] <_8_of_12_> My illusions all would shatter [01:09] keep [01:09] cut [01:09] But I type 15,000 keystrokes an hour. [01:09] keep [01:09] <_8_of_12_> The only world I knew was upside down! [01:09] cut [01:09] cut [01:09] only men would pick these lameass hair refs!! [01:09] <_8_of_12_> cut [01:09] 15 COMMA 000 in europe means only 15 keystrokes an hour. slow. [01:09] :p [01:09] <_8_of_12_> Stop being sexist, T. You're outnumbered [01:09] story of my life [01:10] Yeah, by all the other sexists here =P [01:10] Of course I'm sexist! [01:10] <_8_of_12_> Oh, behave! :) [01:10] What? Metric Keystrokes? [01:10] heh heh [01:10]  Majel asks about DO. [01:10]  ~~ keeps: 1 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~ [01:10]  It now gets status "It's cut!". [01:10]  [=======] Keep = 20 % [01:10]  [] Neutral = 0 % [01:10]  [=============================] Cut = 80 % [01:10]  Majel asks about DOORWAYS  [01:10]  "Citizens for Wider DOORWAYS
" [01:10] cut [01:10] cut [01:10] <_8_of_12_> cut [01:10] cut [01:10] would be good with squatty... [01:10] too obvious [01:10] There you go! [01:10] cut [01:10]  Majel asks about DOORWAYS. [01:10]  ~~ keeps: 0 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~ [01:10]  It now gets status "It's cut!". [01:10]  [] Keep = 0 % [01:10]  [] Neutral = 0 % [01:10]  [====================================] Cut = 100 % [01:11] cut [01:11]  Majel asks about HAIRDO  [01:11]  "Just HAIRDO It!
" [01:11] keep [01:11] Can we transfer that one to ST:movie? [01:11] =) [01:11] cut [01:11] cut [01:11] cut [01:11] mail it to johncook@sev.com.au or post on IB [01:11] <_8_of_12_> cut [01:11] neutral [01:11] *** Sparehead1 has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [01:11] rookie [01:11] <_8_of_12_> If I had to this FOOOOOR a second time [01:11] it has potential; bumper sticker on squatty while he is about to hit his head against that bulkhead in that one movie (stV) [01:11] <_8_of_12_> I would not plan on makin' a fuss! [01:11] ??? [01:12] ? [01:12]  Majel asks about HAIRDO. [01:12]  ~~ keeps: 0 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~ [01:12]  It now gets status "It's cut!". [01:12]  [] Keep = 0 % [01:12]  [=======] Neutral = 20 % [01:12]  [=============================] Cut = 80 % [01:12]  Majel asks about HONK  [01:12]  "HONK if you have coffee.
" [01:12] cut ! [01:12] cut [01:12] cut [01:12] <_8_of_12_> I'm singing with this soundtrack. :) The Emporer's New Groove. Sorry, I like the music! [01:12] cut [01:12] <_8_of_12_> cut ! [01:12] *** Sparehead1 has joined #sevtrek [01:12] does anybody here have aim/ [01:12] ? [01:12] cut [01:12] Listening to The Fixx, Ink [01:12] I had. [01:13] had is not good enough :) [01:13] * Wizzard is listening to "They Might Be Giants" [01:13] Currently only ICQ... [01:13]  Majel asks about HONK. [01:13]  ~~ keeps: 0 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~ [01:13]  It now gets status "It's cut!". [01:13]  [] Keep = 0 % [01:13]  [] Neutral = 0 % [01:13]  [====================================] Cut = 100 % [01:13] AIM? what? you wanna be Spied on? [01:13] AIM and ICQ [01:13] not like I ever go on [01:13] <_8_of_12_> Nope, Majel. Only ICQ [01:13]  Majel asks about WIDE  [01:13]  "Caution: WIDE Perm.
" [01:13] Might download AIM again... [01:13] Both owned by AO-Smell. [01:13] keep [01:13] keep [01:13] neutral [01:13] neutral [01:13] that's a shame. i wanted to break into your computer through aim..ah well; better luck next time! =) [01:13] j/k [01:14] cut [01:14] *** Shlamko has joined #sevtrek [01:14] :rolleyes: [01:14] good luck finding the port! [01:14]  Majel asks about WIDE. [01:14]  ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 2 ~~ cuts: 0 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~ [01:14]  It now gets status "Keep it!". [01:14]  [==================] Keep = 50 % [01:14]  [==================] Neutral = 50 % [01:14]  [] Cut = 0 % [01:14] <_8_of_12_> cut [01:14]  Now in FINAL mode. [01:14]  Majel requested the shortlist: [01:14]  CANS [60%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:14]  DIRECTIVE [60%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:14]  WIDE [40%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:14] <_8_of_12_> blast [01:14] * Majel blasts 8 of 12 [01:14] <_8_of_12_> vote4 cans [01:14] vote4 directive [01:14] vote4 cans [01:14] vote4 wide [01:14] vote4 cans [01:14] * _8_of_12_ gives Majel a noogie [01:15] aw man, cans sucks! [01:15] 8 of 12, would you mind doing the next few rounds? [01:15] agree [01:15] I protest! - [01:15] _8_of_12_ is sevillian@c53h3-asy78.newcastle.edu.au * _8_of_12_ [01:15] _8_of_12_ on #sevtrek [01:15] _8_of_12_ using gryphon.magicstar.net The Gryphon's Lair [01:15] _8_of_12_ has been idle 25 secs, signed on Fri Mar 30 23:39:16 [01:15] _8_of_12_ End of /WHOIS list. - [01:15]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [01:15]  CANS scored 2 vote(s). [01:15]  DIRECTIVE scored 1 vote(s). [01:15]  WIDE scored 1 vote(s). [01:15]  Votes cast: 4 Judges present: 7 [01:15] this isn't helpiiing :) [01:15] vote4 cans [01:15] <_8_of_12_> Oh.... Nova changed his name to Majel. :) [01:15] *** _8_of_12_ is now known as Marina [01:15] lalalalalaqlalalaaaaaaaaaaaaa [01:15] huh? there were 3 votes for cans??? [01:16] i think majel is being excluded :) [01:16] Yeah, there were! [01:16] last one was late, I think [01:16] vote4 cans [01:16] that's weird - there were [01:16] no that was the 4th [01:16] whois marina? [01:16] *** sparehead2 has joined #sevtrek [01:16] oh [01:16] =) [01:16] Hello sparehead 2. :) [01:16] AID left for Sunset Beach. [01:16] *** Sparehead1 has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [01:16] Here comes Jonas! :) [01:16] Look at me, I'm a triplet! [01:16] 3-headed-knight? [01:16] Multiple log-ons? [01:16]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [01:16]  CANS scored 3 vote(s). [01:16]  DIRECTIVE scored 1 vote(s). [01:16]  WIDE scored 1 vote(s). [01:16]  Votes cast: 5 Judges present: 7 [01:17] Knight that said "Ni!" [01:17] cans wins [01:17] My ISP just can't handle it! [01:17] Ni! [01:17] can can! [01:17] Oh, crap! [01:17] Ní!! [01:17] Eckie eckie eckie! [01:17] vote4 cans [01:17]  Now in OFF mode. [01:17]  Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREKMOVIE, please stand by... [01:17]  Retrieval SEVTREKMOVIE competition complete. [01:17]  Majel requested the shortlist: [01:17]  BRAKE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:17]  BURGERS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:17]  FEED [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:17]  GIRDLE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:17]  MIRACLES [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:17]  PRAY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:17]  THAR [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:17]  WELL [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:17]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [01:17] African or European? [01:17] thanks! (cans is mine :=) [01:17] * ThunderDragonite has that movie. [01:17] I fart in your general direction! [01:17] congrats even though I didn't like cans! [01:17] Marina: wanna take over? [01:17] I hate 'Brake' [01:18] A shrubbery or a blueberry! [01:18] *** Shlamko has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [01:18] 1 down, 3 comps to go :=) [01:18] You can keep going, Nova [01:18] *** sparehead2 is now known as e_of_PI [01:18] Shlamko having trouble? [01:18] at this rate, it'll be 2 hours! :) [01:18]  Majel asks about BRAKE  [01:18]  "I BRAKE for replicators!
" [01:18] keep [01:18] cut [01:18] cut [01:18] cut [01:18] keep [01:18] cut [01:18] cut [01:18] cut [01:18]  Majel asks about BRAKE. [01:18]  ~~ keeps: 1 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~ [01:18]  It now gets status "It's cut!". [01:18]  [======] Keep = 17 % [01:18]  [] Neutral = 0 % [01:18]  [==============================] Cut = 83 % [01:18] So does everyone else, it seems! [01:18] ah well, one down two to go [01:18]  Majel asks about BURGERS  [01:18]  "Just three BURGERS from becoming a black hole!
" [01:18] still beats cans! [01:18] keep [01:18] *** Marina is now known as One [01:18] cut [01:19] *** DrJonasBashir has joined #sevtrek [01:19] That was yours? [01:19] cut [01:19] cut [01:19] keep [01:19] yeah *sigh* [01:19] cut [01:19] hey doc [01:19] keep [01:19] That's funny! [01:19]  Majel asks about BURGERS. [01:19]  ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~ [01:19]  It now gets status "It's cut!". [01:19]  [============] Keep = 33 % [01:19]  [] Neutral = 0 % [01:19]  [========================] Cut = 67 % [01:19] Sorry, but it sucked. :( [01:19] that's OK, I felt the same way about cans! [01:19] :) [01:19] Hi Jonas! [01:19] hi doc [01:19] My humor seems to be different than everyone else's [01:19]  Majel asks about FEED  [01:19]  "Do not FEED the engineer.
" [01:19] Howdy Jonas! [01:19] keep [01:19] Buenos dias, Jonas! Coma est tas? [01:19] keep [01:19] * Majel is novaflash [01:19] keep [01:19] cut [01:19] everyone's is different [01:19] hi jonas [01:19] keep [01:20] keep [01:20] keep [01:20] Simple, yet effective [01:20] Bien [01:20] oh hell, I voted wrong on that [01:20]  Majel asks about FEED. [01:20]  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 1 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~ [01:20]  It now gets status "Keep it!". [01:20]  [==============================] Keep = 83 % [01:20]  [] Neutral = 0 % [01:20]  [======] Cut = 17 % [01:20] I have an esperanto quiz in tuesday and I knows nothing! [01:20] * T_Bonz slaps self in head [01:20] cut [01:20] Kirk's smiling like he put that sticker on him. :) [01:20]  Majel asks about GIRDLE  [01:20]  "At least I don't wear a GIRDLE
" [01:20] hello everyone [01:20] a few more pies and Kirk CAN wear that sticker [01:20] *** One is now known as _8_of_12_ [01:20] hello dr nick! [01:20] <_8_of_12_> cut ! [01:20] cut [01:20] cut [01:20] cut !! [01:20] cut [01:20] <_8_of_12_> cut !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 [01:20] cut [01:20] cut [01:21] guess you hated this one worse than mine! [01:21]  Majel asks about GIRDLE. [01:21]  ~~ keeps: 0 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~ [01:21]  It now gets status "It's cut!". [01:21]  [] Keep = 0 % [01:21]  [] Neutral = 0 % [01:21]  [====================================] Cut = 100 % [01:21] ah, it was you [01:21] !!!!!!!!?? [01:21] Can't believe JC picked that! [01:21] not this one! [01:21] cut [01:21]  Majel asks about MIRACLES  [01:21]  "Will work MIRACLES for food.
" [01:21] women don't talk about girdles! [01:21] cut [01:21] keep [01:21] neutral [01:21] keep !!! [01:21] cut [01:21] keep [01:21] probably the best of the lot [01:21] <_8_of_12_> keep [01:21] Well? [01:21] cut [01:21]  Majel asks about MIRACLES. [01:21]  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~ [01:21]  It now gets status "Keep for now.". [01:21]  [===============] Keep = 43 % [01:21]  [=====] Neutral = 14 % [01:21]  [===============] Cut = 43 % [01:21] LAg? [01:21] nah, they cut the best one! :) [01:21]  Majel asks about PRAY  [01:21]  "If you can read this, PRAY I don't sit down!
" [01:22] <_8_of_12_> Nah, I like the 'don't feed the engineer' better. :) [01:22] What? Brake? [01:22] keep [01:22] <_8_of_12_> cut ! [01:22] keep ! [01:22] of course! [01:22] cut [01:22] cut [01:22] <_8_of_12_> Copied my punchline! B**tard! [01:22] hubboy.... [01:22] Am I lagging? [01:22] ha ha [01:22] neutral [01:22] <_8_of_12_> Yes, e. Your implants are showing [01:22] cut [01:22]  Majel asks about PRAY. [01:22]  ~~ keeps: 1 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~ [01:22]  It now gets status "It's cut!". [01:22]  [======] Keep = 17 % [01:22]  [======] Neutral = 17 % [01:22]  [========================] Cut = 67 % [01:22]  Majel asks about THAR  [01:22]  "THAR be whales here!
" [01:22] e: CTCP PING reply from e_of_PI: 16 seconds [01:23] keep [01:23] cut [01:23] cut tooo obvious [01:23] <_8_of_12_> keep [01:23] my thought exactly [01:23] cut [01:23] [e_of_PI PING reply]: 24secs [01:23] It's gotta be "Twisted" for SEV! [01:23] Wow! [01:23] you ARE lagging [01:23] cut [01:23] keep [01:23] cut [01:23]  Majel asks about THAR. [01:23]  ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~ [01:23]  It now gets status "It's cut!". [01:23]  [==========] Keep = 29 % [01:23]  [] Neutral = 0 % [01:23]  [==========================] Cut = 71 % [01:23] Major ping, dudes! [01:23]  Majel asks about WELL  [01:23]  "Caution: Gravity WELL
" [01:24] keep [01:24] cut [01:24] cut [01:24] <_8_of_12_> cut [01:24] cut [01:24] I don't "get" this one [01:24] keep [01:24] keep ! [01:24] [ThunderDragonite PING] [01:24] LOL [01:24] Dude, where is my ping? [01:24] keep [01:24] T: It's a physics thing....h [01:24] The biggest things are, the more gravity they have. [01:24] figures, I sucked in physics, many moons ago [01:24]  Majel asks about WELL. [01:24]  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 0 ~~ [01:24]  It now gets status "It's cut!". [01:24]  [===============] Keep = 43 % [01:24]  [] Neutral = 0 % [01:24]  [=====================] Cut = 57 % [01:24] [e_of_PI PING reply]: 24secs [01:24]  Now in FINAL mode. [01:24] And it's called "well". [01:24] Ohhhh>? who? [01:25]  Majel requested the shortlist: [01:25]  FEED [71%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:25]  MIRACLES [43%, 0] "Keep for now." [01:25] vote4 feed [01:25] vote4 feed [01:25] vote4 feed [01:25] nothing [01:25] vote4 feed [01:25] <_8_of_12_> Hmmmm... this Torres skin looks a little wierd... [01:25] vote4 feed [01:25] bwahahaha [01:25] <_8_of_12_> vote4 feed [01:25] ah! [01:25] vote4 miracles [01:25] 8: too many :Bump: maps? [01:25] jb; wanna take over? :) [01:25] vote4 miracles [01:25]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [01:25]  FEED scored 5 vote(s). [01:25]  MIRACLES scored 1 vote(s). [01:25]  Votes cast: 6 Judges present: 7 [01:25] <_8_of_12_> Okay... if I post a screenshot, can everyone take a quick look and give me an opinion? [01:26] Me? Why not? - [01:26] DrJonasBashir is gfiori@200.61.141.233 * Guillermo Fiori [01:26] DrJonasBashir is a registered nick [01:26] DrJonasBashir on #lugtrek #sevtrek [01:26] DrJonasBashir using gryphon.magicstar.net The Gryphon's Lair [01:26] DrJonasBashir has been idle 1 sec, signed on Sat Mar 31 00:20:53 [01:26] DrJonasBashir End of /WHOIS list. - [01:26] that's clear [01:26] ah, why I'm not an op? [01:26] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o DrJonasBashir [01:26] You're a doctor, not an op.... [01:26] =) [01:26] *** sparehead2 has joined #sevtrek [01:26] ow [01:26] <_8_of_12_> Yes, no, perhaps, get stuffed 8? [01:26] better! [01:26] *** sparehead2 is now known as Shlamko [01:27] I said: why not? [01:27]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [01:27]  FEED scored 5 vote(s). [01:27]  MIRACLES scored 1 vote(s). [01:27]  Votes cast: 6 Judges present: 8 [01:27] vote4 miracles [01:27] DrJonasBashir: i don't know. would you want to? :) [01:27] Slllloowwww session today [01:27] BTW, 8, (and only 8) who won Sev Trek TV? [01:27] can we continue? no matter who? [01:27] Good thing, since I'm lagging. [01:27]  MIRACLES now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [01:27] Pokémon has been forbidden in Saudi-Arabia. [01:27] * Shlamko slaps e_of_PI around a bit with a large trout [01:27] feed wins [01:27] *** DrJonasBashir is now known as SevDoctor [01:27] swissh! [01:28] <_8_of_12_> Ummm... cans of hairspray did [01:28] we're at competition 3 now, jonas [01:28] hello? it's -ing late here..l. [01:28] ahemmm [01:28] sllloooowwwwww....zzzzzzz... [01:28] <_8_of_12_> Just uploading the screenshot now [01:28] f***, what a lag [01:28] <_8_of_12_> She's not in a uniform, she's in a skintight black number [01:28] <_8_of_12_> :) [01:28] Not much to choose from in this next one. [01:28] *ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz* [01:28] *** sparehead2 has joined #sevtrek [01:28] *** e_of_PI has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [01:29] * T_Bonz nods off [01:29] let me see if she responds [01:29] e_of_PI [01:29]  Now in OFF mode. [01:29]  Retrieving punchlines for competition SCIFIMOVIES, please stand by... [01:29]  Retrieval SCIFIMOVIES competition complete. [01:29]  Majel requested the shortlist: [01:29]  BUST [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:29]  FROM [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:29]  HOVERCAR [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:29]  MPH [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:29]  NOW [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:29]  PHONE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:29]  SECONDS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:29]  YOURSELF [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:29]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [01:29] *** sparehead2 is now known as e_of_PI [01:29]  Majel asks about BUST  [01:29]  "1985 or BUST
" [01:29] keep [01:29] keep [01:29]  SevDoctor asks about BUST  [01:29]  "1985 or BUST
" [01:29] keep [01:29] cut [01:29] <_8_of_12_> cut [01:29] cut [01:29] erm... keep [01:29] in this scene, he's heading BACK! [01:29] ah, better, but I'm lagging like 5 [01:29] Sevman, I [01:30] 5" that is [01:30] yes. back to 1985. [01:30] <_8_of_12_> Okay... please look here and tell me what you think. http://handbook.sevspace.com/temp/torres.jpg [01:30]  SevDoctor asks about BUST. [01:30]  ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~ [01:30]  It now gets status "It's cut!". [01:30]  [============] Keep = 33 % [01:30]  [] Neutral = 0 % [01:30]  [========================] Cut = 67 % [01:30] After a "minor" stopover.... [01:30] NOW?!?!? [01:30] <_8_of_12_> Errr... yeah, now. :) [01:30] good luck. [01:30]  SevDoctor asks about FROM  [01:30]  "FROM 0 to the '80s in 12 seconds.
" [01:31] needs more hair [01:31] Jonas, I get 35 seconds ping on you. [01:31] <_8_of_12_> cut [01:31] keep [01:31] uuuuurgh [01:31] cut [01:31] cut [01:31] cut [01:31] <_8_of_12_> The hair's impossible (unfortunately [01:31] better [01:31] <_8_of_12_> ) [01:31] ain't that the chick from farcrap? [01:31] 8, she's hot! [01:31] keep [01:31] You're lagging and I'm too, that's a killer combo, e [01:31]  SevDoctor asks about FROM. [01:31]  ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~ [01:31]  It now gets status "It's cut!". [01:31]  [==========] Keep = 29 % [01:31]  [] Neutral = 0 % [01:31]  [==========================] Cut = 71 % [01:31] torres.jpg? [01:31] <_8_of_12_> Nope, she's just wearing her costume, Wizzard. :) [01:31] yes. [01:31] 8: A little Jaggy... [01:32] <_8_of_12_> Jaggy where? [01:32] *** Shlamko has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [01:32]  SevDoctor asks about HOVERCAR  [01:32]  "My other car is a HOVERCAR.
" [01:32] <_8_of_12_> cut [01:32] gimme that jpg! [01:32] cut (wrong. it was the same delorean) [01:32] All over, might be my NetScrap.... [01:32] cut [01:32] cut [01:32] cut [01:32] cut [01:32] <_8_of_12_> I think the worst part is the hair, but I can't really help that. [01:32] using "car" twice just kills it. [01:32] "My other car hovers" [01:32] "My other car is a [flying] train" would have been funny [01:33] no good way of saying it [01:33] good forehead though....it shows well... [01:33]  SevDoctor asks about HOVERCAR. [01:33]  ~~ keeps: 0 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 6 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~ [01:33]  It now gets status "It's cut!". [01:33]  [] Keep = 0 % [01:33]  [] Neutral = 0 % [01:33]  [====================================] Cut = 100 % [01:33]  SevDoctor asks about MPH  [01:33]  "88 MPH or bust!
" [01:33] yeah [01:33] I suggested the "Calvin and Hobbes" picture for this one. [01:33] cut [01:33] keep [01:33] Pissing on the tardis, or H.G. Well's machine. [01:33] <_8_of_12_> keep [01:33] cut [01:33] cut [01:34] <_8_of_12_> Not many people would think of this punchline! [01:34] eeeh, me wanna torres.jpg! over here! [01:34] <_8_of_12_> I take that it isn't loading, Jonas? [01:34]  SevDoctor asks about MPH. [01:34]  ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~ [01:34]  It now gets status "It's cut!". [01:34]  [==============] Keep = 40 % [01:34]  [] Neutral = 0 % [01:34]  [======================] Cut = 60 % [01:34]  SevDoctor asks about NOW  [01:34]  "Then to NOW in 2.5 seconds.
" [01:34] *** sparehead2 has joined #sevtrek [01:34] well, no [01:34] cut [01:35] e has many identities... [01:35] cut [01:35] <_8_of_12_> cut [01:35] cut [01:35] It's in triplet! [01:35] cut [01:35] cut [01:35]  SevDoctor asks about NOW. [01:35]  ~~ keeps: 0 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 7 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~ [01:35]  It now gets status "It's cut!". [01:35]  [] Keep = 0 % [01:35]  [] Neutral = 0 % [01:35]  [====================================] Cut = 100 % [01:35] * sparehead2 slaps e_of_PI around a bit with a large trout [01:35]  SevDoctor asks about PHONE  [01:35]  "My other time machine is a PHONE booth
" [01:35] this one: reference to Bill & Ted... [01:36] cut [01:36] keep (Wyld Stally rule!) [01:36] cut [01:36] <_8_of_12_> keep [01:36] or the tardis.... [01:36] I'd prefer a reference to Dr. Who [01:36] <_8_of_12_> Reference to Dr. Who, Jonas! [01:36] No, reference to Dr. Who. [01:36] cut [01:36] cut [01:36] No, Reference is in Center Field! [01:36] Dr. Who's wasn't a phone booth, it was a copper house [01:36] <_8_of_12_> What?! [01:36] *** e_of_PI has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [01:36] When will we get a Dr. Sev comic? [01:36] Well, technically, a Police Box. [01:37] <_8_of_12_> Never!!! [01:37] *** sparehead2 is now known as e_of_PI [01:37] With a Phone in it... [01:37] Corsair, you hit the nail [01:37] [e_of_PI PING] [01:37] Copper, as in Policeman [01:37] Big Who fan... [01:37] but it ain't a phone booth [01:37] Yeah, I got it after that last post....too late [01:38] =] [01:38] c'mon guys...I gotta cook dinner soon! [01:38] not me, but I know about it [01:38] Ooooo, what's served! [01:38]  SevDoctor asks about PHONE. [01:38]  ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~ [01:38]  It now gets status "It's cut!". [01:38]  [============] Keep = 33 % [01:38]  [] Neutral = 0 % [01:38]  [========================] Cut = 67 % [01:38] It was a B&T reference. Trust me on that. [01:38] And my bed misses me! [01:38] pork chops (but no applesauce!) [01:38]  SevDoctor asks about SECONDS  [01:38]  "From 0 to 1950's in 10 SECONDS!
" [01:38] Ummmm [01:38] cut [01:38] keep [01:38] T'Bonz, relax... =] [01:38] cut [01:38] cut [01:38] Wiz, exactly as I said [01:38] have crabby husband nagging me to cook [01:38] Bloody damn. [01:38] keep telling him "almost done!" [01:38] cut [01:38] wait [01:38] i know what i thought when submitting this line :=) [01:38] keep [01:39] bad Wiz! [01:39] send him to cook, or to the diner =] [01:39] HA HA HA HA [01:39] This should have been "0 to 1955 in 3 F/X shots" [01:39] besides he cooks Sat/Sun [01:39]  SevDoctor asks about SECONDS. [01:39]  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~ [01:39]  It now gets status "Keep it!". [01:39]  [======================] Keep = 60 % [01:39]  [] Neutral = 0 % [01:39]  [==============] Cut = 40 % [01:39]  SevDoctor asks about YOURSELF  [01:39]  "Honk if you've met YOURSELF
" [01:39] keep [01:39] keep [01:39] that's funny [01:39] keep [01:39] fits [01:39] cut [01:40] <_8_of_12_> keep [01:40] <_8_of_12_> Jonas, did you get it? [01:40] he might be lagging [01:40] CTCP PING reply from SevDoctor: 16 seconds [01:40] I did, I watched [01:41] The head shape doesn't help [01:41]  SevDoctor asks about YOURSELF. [01:41]  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 1 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~ [01:41]  It now gets status "Keep it!". [01:41]  [=============================] Keep = 80 % [01:41]  [] Neutral = 0 % [01:41]  [=======] Cut = 20 % [01:41]  SevDoctor requested the shortlist: [01:41]  SECONDS [60%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:41]  YOURSELF [80%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:41]  Now in FINAL mode. [01:41] What is my ping reply? [01:41] vote4 yourself [01:41] [SevDoctor PING] [01:41] vote4 yourself [01:41] vote4 yourself [01:41] CTCP PING reply from ThunderDragonite: 1 seconds [01:41] <_8_of_12_> vote4 yourself [01:42] vote4 yourself [01:42] check me! Check me! [01:42] *** sparehead2 has joined #sevtrek [01:42] do you know how stupid "vote4 yourself" looks :=) [01:42] CTCP PING reply from Corsair: 1 seconds [01:42] =) [01:42] <_8_of_12_> You're 1 second [01:42]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [01:42]  YOURSELF scored 5 vote(s). [01:42]  Votes cast: 5 Judges present: 8 [01:42]  Now in OFF mode. [01:42]  Retrieving punchlines for competition SCIFITV, please stand by... [01:42]  Retrieval SCIFITV competition complete. [01:42]  SevDoctor requested the shortlist: [01:42]  BRUSH [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:42]  HEADACHE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:42]  HONK [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:42]  HOW [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:42]  NOT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:42]  OVERTAKE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:42]  SUDDEN [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:42]  THRONE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:42]  WIDE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:42]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [01:42] I know. [01:42] <_8_of_12_> Jonas, you're 17 seconds! [01:42] BRB, I'll reconnect with another server [01:42] That's not what SHE said... [01:42] *** SevDoctor has left #sevtrek [01:42] 25 with Jonas, 7 with Corsair. [01:43] [sparehead2 PING] [01:43] 7 what>? [01:43] seconds ping, corsair. [01:43] Oh. [01:43] *** e_of_PI has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [01:44] *** Wizzard changes topic to 'We have the machine that goes "PING"' [01:44] is this the right comp? [01:44] *** sparehead2 is now known as e_of_PI [01:44] AID is checking out Playboy Channel and TV 1000 to find out which is the best... Cannot see what the fun is in that... [01:44] Oh, I see, the machine that goes "Ping!" very good...very good... [01:44] My ping for myself is 9 seconds. [01:44] can someone take over until jonas returns? it's 1:45am here... [01:44] That is my favourite machine! [01:45] and we're only halfway done [01:45] Same here! [01:45] *** SevDoctor has joined #sevtrek [01:45] <_8_of_12_> I'm trying... I have Marina loaded, I can't load Majel [01:45] I've got alll......the time.....in the world...... [01:45] backie [01:45] e: not DST yet? [01:45] But do I have time to mix another knosh? [01:45] majel was disabled? [01:45] DST? [01:45] daylight saving time [01:45] <_8_of_12_> Here's another one: http://handbook.sevspace.com/temp/torres.jpg Tell me if it's any better [01:46] Hmm... 27 seconds ping for Jonas... [01:46] The 1:st course of dinner you're gonna give to me is Lasagne Prima Verdi. [01:46]  _8_of_12_ asks about BRUSH  [01:46]  "Can work as toilet BRUSH
" [01:46] 8: Oh, yeah. Tight Federation garb....woohoo! - [01:46] SevDoctor is gfiori@200.61.141.233 * Guillermo Fiori [01:46] SevDoctor on #sevtrek #LUGTrek [01:46] SevDoctor using Atlantis.Magicstar.Net The Lost City [01:46] SevDoctor has been idle 2mins 18secs, signed on Thu Jan 01 01:00:00 [01:46] sevdoctor End of /WHOIS list. - [01:46] *** _8_of_12_ is now known as Sevdrone [01:46] at least she doesn't look light that chick from farcrap anymore :=) [01:46] keep [01:46] keep [01:46] cut [01:46] cut [01:46] still slowwwww [01:46] 16 to 8 [01:46] back in a minute [01:46] *** SevDoctor has left #sevtrek [01:46] cut [01:47] "light"? i really need a bed :=) [01:47] Figured it out. :) [01:47] The forhead is less showing. [01:47]  Sevdrone asks about BRUSH. [01:47]  ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~ [01:47]  It now gets status "It's cut!". [01:47]  [==============] Keep = 40 % [01:47]  [] Neutral = 0 % [01:47]  [======================] Cut = 60 % [01:47]  Sevdrone asks about HEADACHE  [01:47]  "Yes, it gives me a HEADACHE.
" [01:47] another line bites the dust... [01:47] keep [01:47] keep [01:47] keep [01:47] keep [01:47] keep [01:47]  Sevdrone asks about HEADACHE. [01:47]  ~~ keeps: 5 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 0 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~ [01:47]  It now gets status "Keep it!". [01:47]  [====================================] Keep = 100 % [01:47]  [] Neutral = 0 % [01:47]  [] Cut = 0 % [01:47]  Sevdrone asks about HONK  [01:47]  "HONK if you hate Narns
" [01:47] rare consensus [01:47] You know what? The next time I'll get stuck I won't come back. [01:47] cut [01:47] cut [01:48] Okay. :( [01:48] cut [01:48] Noooooo! [01:48] keep [01:48] neutral [01:48]  Sevdrone asks about HONK. [01:48]  ~~ keeps: 1 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~ [01:48]  It now gets status "It's cut!". [01:48]  [=======] Keep = 20 % [01:48]  [=======] Neutral = 20 % [01:48]  [======================] Cut = 60 % [01:48]  Sevdrone asks about HOW  [01:48]  "Want to rule an Empire? Ask me HOW!
" [01:48] cut [01:48] cut [01:48] cut [01:48] keep [01:48] cut [01:48]  Sevdrone asks about HOW. [01:48]  ~~ keeps: 1 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~ [01:48]  It now gets status "It's cut!". [01:48]  [=======] Keep = 20 % [01:48]  [] Neutral = 0 % [01:48]  [=============================] Cut = 80 % [01:48]  Sevdrone asks about NOT  [01:48]  "No, this is NOT a dust mop!
" [01:48] keep [01:49] ping me please [01:49] cut ...boring [01:49] keep [01:49] cut [01:49] neutral [01:49] * Wizzard pings Sevdrone [01:49]  Sevdrone asks about NOT. [01:49]  ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~ [01:49]  It now gets status "Keep for now.". [01:49]  [==============] Keep = 40 % [01:49]  [=======] Neutral = 20 % [01:49]  [==============] Cut = 40 % [01:49]  Sevdrone asks about OVERTAKE  [01:49]  "Do not OVERTAKE while turning corners!
" [01:49] 2 seconds [01:49] cool [01:49] CTCP PING reply from Sevdrone: 1 seconds [01:49] [==============] Cut = 40 % [01:49] keep ! [01:49] keep [01:49] close [01:49] cut [01:49] cut [01:49] cut [01:49]  Sevdrone asks about OVERTAKE. [01:49]  ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~ [01:49]  It now gets status "It's cut!". [01:49]  [==============] Keep = 40 % [01:49]  [] Neutral = 0 % [01:49]  [======================] Cut = 60 % [01:49]  Sevdrone asks about SUDDEN  [01:49]  "Beware of SUDDEN turns.
" [01:49] cut [01:49] keep [01:50] keep [01:50] keep [01:50] keep [01:50]  Sevdrone asks about SUDDEN. [01:50]  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 1 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~ [01:50]  It now gets status "Keep it!". [01:50]  [=============================] Keep = 80 % [01:50]  [] Neutral = 0 % [01:50]  [=======] Cut = 20 % [01:50]  Sevdrone asks about THRONE  [01:50]  "Hair to the THRONE
" [01:50] cut [01:50] keep [01:50] keep [01:50] keep ! [01:50] keep [01:50]  Sevdrone asks about THRONE. [01:50]  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 1 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~ [01:50]  It now gets status "Keep it!". [01:50]  [=============================] Keep = 80 % [01:50]  [] Neutral = 0 % [01:50]  [=======] Cut = 20 % [01:50]  Sevdrone asks about WIDE  [01:50]  "Warning: This Do Makes WIDE Turns
" [01:50] cut [01:50] cut [01:50] cut [01:50] cut [01:51] cut [01:51] JC got quite repetetive this week. [01:51] *** SevDoctor has joined #sevtrek [01:51]  Sevdrone asks about WIDE. [01:51]  ~~ keeps: 0 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~ [01:51]  It now gets status "It's cut!". [01:51]  [] Keep = 0 % [01:51]  [] Neutral = 0 % [01:51]  [====================================] Cut = 100 % [01:51] must have been stuck on an idea.... [01:51] e: as usual... [01:51]  Now in FINAL mode. [01:51]  Sevdrone requested the shortlist: [01:51]  HEADACHE [100%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:51]  NOT [40%, 0] "Keep for now." [01:51]  SUDDEN [80%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:51]  THRONE [80%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:51] Moreso. [01:51] ping the man! [01:51] vote4 throne [01:51] vote4 headache [01:51] vote4 throne [01:51] vote4 headache [01:51] vote4 throne [01:52]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [01:52]  HEADACHE scored 2 vote(s). [01:52]  THRONE scored 3 vote(s). [01:52]  Votes cast: 5 Judges present: 7 [01:52] CTCP PING reply from SevDoctor: 25 seconds [01:52] I'm calling this quits [01:52] Hey.... I just got an e-mail from JC [01:52] consensus loses? *Puzzled* [01:52] 2 mutes... [01:52] GONE AGAIN [01:52] Sevqueen [01:52] Next contest? [01:53] *** SevDoctor has left #sevtrek [01:53]  Now in OFF mode. [01:53]  Retrieving punchlines for competition THEPITS, please stand by... [01:53]  Retrieval THEPITS competition complete. [01:53]  Sevdrone requested the shortlist: [01:53]  AN [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:53]  BOX [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:53]  BUT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:53]  CONCEPT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:53]  CONTRAST [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:53]  COUCH [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:53]  FOUL [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:53]  FRESH [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:53]  LAZINESS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:53]  NEMESIS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:53]  RULE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:53]  VIEWPOINT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:53]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [01:53]  Sevdrone asks about AN  [01:53]  "AN excellent counterexample
" [01:53] * Corsair crosses fingers [01:53] cut [01:53] keep [01:53] keep [01:53] cut [01:54] cut [01:54] brb [01:54]  Sevdrone asks about AN. [01:54]  ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~ [01:54]  It now gets status "It's cut!". [01:54]  [==============] Keep = 40 % [01:54]  [] Neutral = 0 % [01:54]  [======================] Cut = 60 % [01:54] *** JonasBashir has joined #sevtrek [01:54] Is thunder paying attention? [01:54]  Sevdrone asks about BOX  [01:54]  "Thinking outside the company BOX.
" [01:55] * e_of_PI slaps ThunderDragonite around a bit with a large trout [01:55] cut [01:55] cut [01:55] keep [01:55] cut [01:55] keep [01:55]  Sevdrone asks about BOX. [01:55]  ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~ [01:55]  It now gets status "It's cut!". [01:55]  [==============] Keep = 40 % [01:55]  [] Neutral = 0 % [01:55]  [======================] Cut = 60 % [01:55]  Sevdrone asks about BUT  [01:55]  "Everything BUT what you just said
" [01:55] PIIING [01:55] cut [01:55] cut [01:55] keep [01:55] *** Pizman has joined #sevtrek [01:55] cut [01:56] keep [01:56] Sorry I'm late guys ;-) [01:56] better now [01:56]  Well Sevdrone, since you asked: the current punchline is BUT  [01:56]  "Everything BUT what you just said
" [01:56] CTCP PING reply from JonasBashir: 4 seconds [01:56]  Sevdrone asks about BUT. [01:56]  ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~ [01:56]  It now gets status "It's cut!". [01:56]  [==============] Keep = 40 % [01:56]  [] Neutral = 0 % [01:56]  [======================] Cut = 60 % [01:56] Great [01:56] would have worked with "except" [01:56] Thank you [01:56] Which competition is it? [01:56] pits [01:56] so, SevDrone, are you good or wanna quit? [01:56] Good, we need more people. T'Bonz isn't voting fairly. :) [01:56] *** JonasBashir is now known as DrJonasBashir [01:56]  Sevdrone asks about CONCEPT  [01:56]  "An innovative CONCEPT called laziness.
" [01:56] keep [01:56] WHAT! [01:56] keep [01:56] neutral [01:57] Great...you'll get that damned 000 after me again [01:57] Ooooo, Firetrucks coming down the street right now... [01:57] You're cutting every punchline that isn't yours! [01:57] keep [01:57] okay, I'll kick her out1 [01:57] I am not......I've only had one punchline, [01:57] cut [01:57] and I haven't cut every other punchline in the comp [01:57] Grrrrrrr [01:57] :) [01:57] * Sevdrone sniggers evily [01:57] * T_Bonz throws Brick at Sevdrone [01:57] * Pizman votes for every punchline that *is* his, but still votes for other funny lines ;-) [01:57] * T_Bonz and then a pie! [01:57] Jonas, can you take over again? [01:57]  Sevdrone asks about CONCEPT. [01:57]  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 1 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~ [01:57]  It now gets status "Keep it!". [01:57]  [======================] Keep = 60 % [01:57]  [=======] Neutral = 20 % [01:57]  [=======] Cut = 20 % [01:58]  Sevdrone asks about CONTRAST  [01:58]  "CONTRAST
" [01:58] I have voted for funny other lines [01:58] Go check the transcript! [01:58] Grrrrrrr [01:58] cut [01:58] keep (nice and short) [01:58] cut [01:58] neutral [01:58] keep [01:58] Erm... [01:58] None of these are mine, and I've voted for one already [01:58] Ackkkkk! wrong one! [01:58] neutral I guess [01:58] Grrrrrrrrr [01:58] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o DrJonasBashir [01:58] yes I canm [01:58] t: some lines of you left? [01:58] I wanted a keep on that! [01:58] after I sound my knuckles [01:59] TRRRAAAAAAAAk [01:59] Forget it! I'll be accused of cheating again Wiz [01:59] *** DrJonasBashir is now known as SevDoctor [01:59]  SevDoctor asks about CONTRAST. [01:59]  ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 2 ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~ [01:59]  It now gets status "Keep for now.". [01:59]  [============] Keep = 33 % [01:59]  [============] Neutral = 33 % [01:59]  [============] Cut = 33 % [01:59] i take this as a "yes" :=) [01:59]  SevDoctor asks about COUCH  [01:59]  "You need a COUCH potato?
" [01:59] whew! [01:59] neutral [01:59] cut [01:59] hmmm... [01:59] cut [01:59] cut [01:59] T, I was just joking! You're the only female here, I HAVE to heckle you! [01:59] keep [01:59] cut [01:59] keep [01:59] Grrrr...I already had 009 accuse me, [01:59]  SevDoctor asks about COUCH. [01:59]  ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~ [01:59]  It now gets status "It's cut!". [01:59]  [==========] Keep = 29 % [01:59]  [=====] Neutral = 14 % [01:59]  [=====================] Cut = 57 % [01:59] and I'm not real happy about that [01:59]  SevDoctor asks about FOUL  [01:59]  "A breath of FOUL air.
" [01:59] I come here because it's fun to pick lines, [01:59] cut [01:59] NOW I'll make you sweat ladies! [01:59] keep [01:59] cut [01:59] not because I want to win. [02:00] keep [02:00] You'll make pushups ALL NIGHT [02:00] keep [02:00]  SevDoctor asks about FOUL. [02:00]  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~ [02:00]  It now gets status "Keep it!". [02:00]  [======================] Keep = 60 % [02:00]  [] Neutral = 0 % [02:00]  [==============] Cut = 40 % [02:00] cut [02:00] more votes! [02:00] *** Pizman is now known as DrillSergeantPiz [02:00]  SevDoctor asks about FOUL. [02:00]  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~ [02:00]  It now gets status "Equal vote.". [02:00]  [==================] Keep = 50 % [02:00]  [] Neutral = 0 % [02:00]  [==================] Cut = 50 % [02:00]  SevDoctor asks about FRESH  [02:00]  "A FRESH perspective?
" [02:00] I wuz whizzing.... [02:00] T'BONZ! DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY!!! [02:00] keep [02:00] cut [02:00] cut (wayne and "fresh"?) [02:00] that's the spirit corporal! [02:00] keep [02:00] c'mere and MAKE me! [02:00] What did 009 accuse you of? [02:00] keep [02:00] keep [02:01]  SevDoctor asks about FRESH. [02:01]  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~ [02:01]  It now gets status "Keep it!". [02:01]  [========================] Keep = 67 % [02:01]  [] Neutral = 0 % [02:01]  [============] Cut = 33 % [02:01]  Well SevDoctor, since you asked: the current punchline is FRESH  [02:01]  "A FRESH perspective?
" [02:01] same thing, cutting all lines but mine [02:01] 8: just look at the db. it's still there afaik [02:01] * DrillSergeantPiz picks up T'Bonz by the collar [02:01]  SevDoctor asks about LAZINESS  [02:01]  "LAZINESS and a strong nap ethic.
" [02:01] One of my winners was taken away, and [02:01] he said that was why [02:01] keep [02:01] keep [02:01] cut [02:01] DO YOU HEAR ME PRIVATE?!? [02:01] keep [02:01] Oh, that! :) [02:01] keep [02:01] * T_Bonz doesn't remember entering the service! [02:01] this one not "dry" enough for me [02:01] keep [02:01] keep [02:01]  SevDoctor asks about LAZINESS. [02:01]  ~~ keeps: 6 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 1 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~ [02:01]  It now gets status "Keep it!". [02:01]  [===============================] Keep = 86 % [02:01]  [] Neutral = 0 % [02:01]  [=====] Cut = 14 % [02:02] I SAID, DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY!!! [02:02]  SevDoctor asks about NEMESIS  [02:02]  "A NEMESIS
" [02:02] * T_Bonz sprints away from drillsergeant [02:02] * DrillSergeantPiz is shouting because he's a drill sergeant ;-) [02:02] keep ! [02:02] Does Wayne really THINK he's lazy? [02:02] I Don't HEAR you! [02:02] cut [02:02] cut [02:02] keep [02:02] * Wizzard gives DrillSergeantPiz 20 if he promises to quit shouting [02:02] cut [02:02] cut [02:02] ha ha [02:02] Think he is? It's his life philosophy! [02:02] * DrillSergeantPiz takes the twenty ;-) [02:02]  SevDoctor asks about NEMESIS. [02:02]  ~~ keeps: 2 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~ [02:02]  It now gets status "It's cut!". [02:02]  [============] Keep = 33 % [02:02]  [] Neutral = 0 % [02:02]  [========================] Cut = 67 % [02:02] good for you Wiz, I sure the heck wasn't doing 20! [02:02] *** DrillSergeantPiz is now known as Pizman [02:02] But would he ADMIT it? [02:02]  SevDoctor asks about RULE  [02:02]  "The exception that proves the RULE.
" [02:02] too old! [02:03] cut [02:03] keep [02:03] keep [02:03] cut [02:03] for him, 'work' means pick the newspaper... [02:03] * e_of_PI is shouting: Yes Sir But Sir I have a medical excuse Sir! [02:03] lots of good ones this comp,unlike the first 4 [02:03] ...from teh coffee table [02:03] keep [02:03] teh? [02:03] cut [02:03] * Corsair must study Wayne some more.... [02:03] t: i "gave" him 20. i didn't "do" 20 :=) [02:03]  SevDoctor asks about RULE. [02:03]  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~ [02:03]  It now gets status "Equal vote.". [02:03]  [==================] Keep = 50 % [02:03]  [] Neutral = 0 % [02:03]  [==================] Cut = 50 % [02:03] Geez, can someone kick T'Bonz to shut her up!? [02:03]  SevDoctor asks about VIEWPOINT  [02:03]  "An Opposing VIEWPOINT.
" [02:03] neutral [02:03] keep [02:03] neutral [02:03] * T_Bonz slaps Sevdrone with a large trout [02:03] erm [02:03] keep [02:03] neutral [02:03] keep [02:03] I'm trying to stay awake man! [02:04] You're being loud and naggy, woman! [02:04] now what the heck do I vote for a finalist? [02:04] Eat a Pork Chop.... [02:04] cut [02:04]  SevDoctor asks about VIEWPOINT. [02:04]  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 3 ~~ cuts: 1 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~ [02:04]  It now gets status "Keep it!". [02:04]  [===============] Keep = 43 % [02:04]  [===============] Neutral = 43 % [02:04]  [=====] Cut = 14 % [02:04] I can't COOK them yet as the js isn't over! :) [02:04] T'Bonz, wait and see ;-) [02:04]  SevDoctor requested the shortlist: [02:04]  CONCEPT [60%, 0] "Keep it!" [02:04]  CONTRAST [33%, 0] "Keep for now." [02:04]  FOUL [50%, 0] "Equal vote." [02:04]  FRESH [67%, 0] "Keep it!" [02:04]  LAZINESS [86%, 0] "Keep it!" [02:04]  RULE [50%, 0] "Equal vote." [02:04]  VIEWPOINT [43%, 0] "Keep it!" [02:04]  Now in FINAL mode. [02:04] Raw! After all, you've been Drafted! [02:04] vote4 laziness [02:04] The not-so-shortlist! [02:04] vote4 viewpoint [02:04] vote4 laziness [02:04] vote4 foul [02:04] they're good [02:05] vote4 fresh [02:05] hard to choose, too many [02:05] (ain't that a rarity) [02:05] vote4 contrast [02:05] vote4 laziness [02:05] I predict sevqueen on this one [02:05] you're all voting different [02:05] aaaaah! [02:05] could be [02:05] I'm afraid to tally [02:05]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [02:05]  CONTRAST scored 1 vote(s). [02:05]  FOUL scored 1 vote(s). [02:05]  FRESH scored 1 vote(s). [02:05]  LAZINESS scored 3 vote(s). [02:05]  VIEWPOINT scored 1 vote(s). [02:05]  Votes cast: 7 Judges present: 8 [02:05] vote 4 not T'Bonz's punchline [02:05] :) [02:05] laziness won! [02:05] LOL @ SevDrone [02:06] :p NONE are mine! [02:06] eu [02:06] so PLBLBLBLB :p [02:06] er, technically, yes =] [02:06] LAZINESS WON [02:06] Laziness ALWAYS wins! [02:06] Yep, laziness seems to be the preferaed one. [02:06]  Now in OFF mode. [02:06]  Retrieving punchlines for competition TWIST, please stand by... [02:06]  Retrieval TWIST competition complete. [02:06]  SevDoctor requested the shortlist: [02:06]  BETTER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [02:06]  CRACKED [0%, 0] "Nominated." [02:06]  FLAWED [0%, 0] "Nominated." [02:06]  FOLLOW [0%, 0] "Nominated." [02:06]  FUZZY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [02:06]  HOBBLED [0%, 0] "Nominated." [02:06]  LONDON [0%, 0] "Nominated." [02:06]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [02:06] I fight authority, authority always wins... [02:06] we call this "First Minory" [02:06] "First Minority" I mean [02:07]  SevDoctor asks about BETTER  [02:07]  "If you read this, you're BETTER focussed
" [02:07] *sings* I want to be no minority.... [02:07] cut [02:07] keep [02:07] cut [02:07] Laziness won with a plurality of the vote [02:07] cut *tupo [02:07] keep [02:07] I want to be in America [02:07] cut [02:07] keep [02:07] you said sing! [02:07] Green Day! [02:07] * Pizman IS in America ;-) [02:07] yup. [02:07] last comp, yay! [02:07]  SevDoctor asks about BETTER. [02:07]  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 4 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~ [02:07]  It now gets status "It's cut!". [02:07]  [===============] Keep = 43 % [02:07]  [] Neutral = 0 % [02:07]  [=====================] Cut = 57 % [02:07] * T_Bonz getting hungry [02:07] I don't need your authority [02:07] me too [02:07] * Wizzard is getting more tired [02:07] i'll bet [02:07]  SevDoctor asks about CRACKED  [02:07]  "Hubble - Not all its CRACKED up to be.
" [02:07] cut [02:07] keep [02:08] keep [02:08] keep [02:08] cut [02:08] * Pizman sings [02:08] cut [02:08] * T_Bonz puts in earplugs [02:08] keep [02:08] :) [02:08] * Sevdrone grooves with the emporer [02:08] I fight minority, minority always wins--take those out this instant!!! ;-) [02:08] I listened to 'Dookie' complete before I came here =] [02:08] I fought the law, but the law won [02:08]  SevDoctor asks about CRACKED. [02:08]  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~ [02:08]  It now gets status "Keep it!". [02:08]  [=====================] Keep = 57 % [02:08]  [] Neutral = 0 % [02:08]  [===============] Cut = 43 % [02:08] *sings* I fought the law and the... law won [02:08]  SevDoctor asks about FLAWED  [02:08]  "For sale - cheap! Slightly FLAWED telescope
" [02:09] cut [02:09] i listened to "Nimrod" earlier this evening [02:09] keep [02:09] keep [02:09] cut [02:09] cut [02:09] LOL! [02:09] come here baby you drive me crazy don't want nobody touchin' my baby [02:09] keep [02:09]  SevDoctor asks about FLAWED. [02:09]  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~ [02:09]  It now gets status "Equal vote.". [02:09]  [==================] Keep = 50 % [02:09]  [] Neutral = 0 % [02:09]  [==================] Cut = 50 % [02:09] cut [02:09] It missed my cut [02:09]  SevDoctor asks about FOLLOW  [02:09]  "Don't FOLLOW Me, I Can't See Where I'm Going
" [02:09] keep [02:09] neutral [02:09] keep [02:09] cut [02:09] cut [02:09] cut [02:09] This was *almost* my punchline ;-) [02:09] did anyone listened to 'Insomniac' today here? =] [02:09] almost? [02:09] keep [02:10]  SevDoctor asks about FOLLOW. [02:10]  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 3 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~ [02:10]  It now gets status "Keep for now.". [02:10]  [===============] Keep = 43 % [02:10]  [=====] Neutral = 14 % [02:10]  [===============] Cut = 43 % [02:10]  SevDoctor asks about FUZZY  [02:10]  "Designed using FUZZY logic.
" [02:10] As in, I had an entry that said "Don't follow me, I'm blind" ;-) [02:10] keep [02:10] cut [02:10] keep [02:10] keep [02:10] cut [02:10] neutral [02:10] Who is that engineer, "Fuzzy Logic"? [02:10] keep [02:10] Is that like fuzzy dice? [02:10]  SevDoctor asks about FUZZY. [02:10]  ~~ keeps: 4 ~~ neutrals: 1 ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 1 ~~ [02:10]  It now gets status "Keep it!". [02:10]  [=====================] Keep = 57 % [02:10]  [=====] Neutral = 14 % [02:10]  [==========] Cut = 29 % [02:10] that's the stronger version of "woolly thinking" [02:10] I've got a criminal mind! Oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh [02:11] Turn it up! [02:11] give it back! [02:11]  SevDoctor asks about HOBBLED  [02:11]  "Hubble - visually HOBBLED!
" [02:11] do you have the time [02:11] keep [02:11] lol@Corsair [02:11] cut [02:11] cut [02:11] to listen to me whine [02:11] keep [02:11] keep [02:11] about nothing and everything [02:11] all at once [02:11] I am one of those [02:11] Doc, no [02:11] melodramatic fools [02:11] ;-) [02:11] melodramatic fools [02:11] neurotic to the bone [02:11] bad to the bone [02:11] no doubt about it [02:11]  SevDoctor asks about HOBBLED. [02:11]  ~~ keeps: 3 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 2 ~~ mutes: 3 ~~ [02:11]  It now gets status "Keep it!". [02:11]  [======================] Keep = 60 % [02:11]  [] Neutral = 0 % [02:11]  [==============] Cut = 40 % [02:11] It's the only way I see myself getting the other side! [02:11] cut [02:11] Neurotic to the bone no doubt about that [02:11] Don't the MF's have a new CD out? [02:11] sometimes i give myself the creeps [02:11]  SevDoctor asks about LONDON  [02:11]  "I see LONDON, I see France...
" [02:11] keep [02:11] cut ! [02:11] cut [02:11] cut [02:11] cut [02:12] cut [02:12] sometimes my mind plays tricks on me [02:12] sometimes my mind plays tricks on me [02:12] sometimes my mind plays trick on me [02:12] =] [02:12] at all keeps adding up [02:12] This would have been good had it ended with "but not much of anything else" [02:12] It all keeps adding up [02:12] it's all been added up [02:12] always my mind plays tricks on me [02:12] "...I see NO ONE's underpants" ;-) [02:12] i think i'm cracking down [02:12] Have you ever felt your life standing still [02:12] last comp! [02:12] am i just paranoid am i just stoned [02:12] Youwant so much more than the world has to give [02:12] It's 'cracking up' [02:12] and you got that right [02:12] we haven't stoned you yet.... [02:12] Up, down, what's the matter? [02:12] curious... we're all not natives =] [02:12] i'm singing from memory (not a reliable source) [02:12] e, Wiz and me =] [02:13] me too [02:13]  SevDoctor asks about LONDON. [02:13]  ~~ keeps: 1 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 2 ~~ [02:13]  It now gets status "It's cut!". [02:13]  [======] Keep = 17 % [02:13]  [] Neutral = 0 % [02:13]  [==============================] Cut = 83 % [02:13] I better tally [02:13] Me, myself and Dummy. [02:13] I don't know about that, I have a loincloth [02:13] You'll go tally the votes? [02:13]  Now in FINAL mode. [02:13] I'm probably the only person in the world who listens to this CD. :) [02:13]  SevDoctor requested the shortlist: [02:13]  CRACKED [57%, 0] "Keep it!" [02:13]  FOLLOW [43%, 0] "Keep for now." [02:13]  FUZZY [57%, 0] "Keep it!" [02:13]  HOBBLED [50%, 0] "Equal vote." [02:13] what is it, 8? [02:13] vote 4 not T'Bonz's punchline [02:13] Pizza! [02:13] It's like a dream you try to remember but it's gone then you try to scream but it only comes out as a yawn when you try to see the world beyond your front door [02:13] stuff it bee! [02:13] vote4 follow [02:13] And remember, once the votes are tallied the decision is NOT final! [02:13] vote4 fuzzy [02:13] :) [02:13] the Blue Streak soundtrack [02:13] vote4 cracked [02:13] vote4 fuzzy [02:14]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [02:14]  CRACKED scored 1 vote(s). [02:14]  FOLLOW scored 1 vote(s). [02:14]  FUZZY scored 2 vote(s). [02:14]  Votes cast: 4 Judges present: 8 [02:14] more please [02:14] vote4 fuzzy [02:14] mutes? [02:14] vote4 follow [02:14] vote4 flawed [02:14] they did what you said Sevdrone! [02:14]  SevDoctor asks about LONDON. [02:14]  ~~ keeps: 1 ~~ neutrals: 0 ~~ cuts: 5 ~~ mutes: 4 ~~ [02:14]  It now gets status "It's cut!". [02:14]  [======] Keep = 17 % [02:14]  [] Neutral = 0 % [02:14]  [==============================] Cut = 83 % [02:14] Two of those were mine, and both lost [02:14]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [02:14]  CRACKED scored 1 vote(s). [02:14]  FOLLOW scored 2 vote(s). [02:14]  FUZZY scored 3 vote(s). [02:14]  Votes cast: 6 Judges present: 8 [02:14] wrong tally [02:14] Take your time 'cuz the way I rhyme's gonna make you smile when you realize that a guy my size might take a while just to try to figure out what all this is for [02:14] LOL! Sorry, I REALLY didn't know! [02:14] I know, couldn't resist needling you! [02:14] Ha ha! [02:15]  CRACKED now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [02:15] You say you want a revolution? [02:15] t: final mode? then you came further than my 2 [02:15] vote4 fuzzy [02:15]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [02:15]  FOLLOW scored 2 vote(s). [02:15]  FUZZY scored 4 vote(s). [02:15]  Votes cast: 6 Judges present: 8 [02:15] such is life! [02:15] there is always next week, eh? [02:15] now, done [02:15] Well, you know, we all want to change the world. [02:15] I thought you won one Wiz? [02:15] Sevqueen [02:15] i was just talking about twist [02:15] "everybody wants to rule the world" [02:15] i won trektv [02:15] especially The Brain [02:15] none for me this time,,JC sells no prints.... [02:15] I lost all 3 of mine (and 7 last week) [02:15] bad spell! [02:15] congrats, Wiz? What was your punchline? [02:15] I could change the world! I could be the sunshine in the universe! [02:16] over 1000000 cans of hairspray served [02:16] I tried buying the ones I won once, Corsair. There's too many. :) [02:16] LOL [02:16] ah, that $*#@ hairspray! [02:16] ::hopes he gets some of his Trek punchlines in next week's finals ;-):: [02:16] You MUST buy them if you win Sevbee! Pay up! [02:16] killing Majel in 10 seconds [02:16] That's the situation with me and ideas. [02:16] Such a funny punchline. :) [02:16] 9 [02:16] 8 [02:16] I have them framed, and on the wall....only 2 though [02:16] 7 [02:16] 6 [02:16] 7 [02:16] bye [02:16] 3 [02:16] just kidding! [02:16] needs bed NOW! [02:16] 5 [02:16] So long, and thank you for the tally! [02:16] 4 [02:16] 3 [02:16] 2 [02:16] 56 [02:16] 1 [02:16] 0 [02:16] 47 [02:16] *** Wizzard has quit IRC (Quit: Cuius testiculos habes, habeas cardia et cerebellum) [02:16] BANG! [02:17] Glad I'm on early evening time and not early morning! [02:17] 8675309 [02:17] I think I've won... maybe close to 15 comps. I'm not sure, I've lost count. [02:17] die! [02:17] Matthew, when will you post the next sci-fi ideas credits in the DB? [02:17] I think it's about 6 for me [02:17] Should have bought em then...one at a time [02:17] I've won...maybe close to no comps. I'm not sure, I've lost count. [02:17] including one Trek! myfavorite! [02:17] Is one of them yours, e? [02:17] she doesn't die... [02:17] T, I've won 5 trek. :) [02:17]  Now in OFF mode. [02:17] I lose a helluva lot more than I ever win! [02:17] I don't know, I think maybe the BTTF. [02:17] *** Disconnected Session Close: Sat Mar 31 02:17:52 2001