Session Start: Sat May 05 01:03:00 2001 [01:03] * Logging #sevtrek to '#sevtrek.log' [01:03] DUM! Glad to "see" you. [01:03] *** _8_of_12_ is now known as Sevdrone [01:03] *** Marina changes topic to 'Sev Judging is now in Session.' [01:03]  Now in OFF mode. [01:03]  Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREKTV, please stand by... [01:03]  Retrieval SEVTREKTV competition complete. [01:03]  Sevdrone requested the shortlist: [01:03]  CHEAT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:03]  DECENT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:03]  FEMALE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:03]  REMARK [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:03]  TRIGGER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:03]  WIFE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:03]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [01:03] yellow :) [01:03] Can someone ping me please? [01:03] eliminate mode?! eek! [01:03] 8Yellow!!!!!!!! [01:03]  Sevdrone asks about CHEAT  [01:03]  "Bashful: for once I get to be the hero, save the world and get the babe. Chief: ...and while using CHEAT codes!" [01:03] CTCP PING reply from Sevdrone: 1 seconds [01:04] cut [01:04] cut [01:04] 1 second [01:04] keep [01:04] [01:03] [Sevdrone PING reply]: 1sec [01:04] keep [01:04] keep [01:04] Hmmm... It's pretty jumpy here, that's all [01:04] cut [01:04]  CHEAT now gets status: "Equal vote.". [01:04]  3 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (50%) [[0 mutes ] [01:04]  Sevdrone asks about DECENT  [01:04]  "B: It's the only way to get any DECENT screen time. O: I'm only here to get away from my kids." [01:04] 6,12|12,6|13,6|6,13|4,13|13,4|7,4|4,7|8,7|7,8|9,8|8,9|10,9|9,10|12,10|10,12|16,12 FLASH! 6,12|12,6|13,6|6,13|4,13|13,4|7,4|4,7|8,7|7,8|9,8|8,9|10,9|9,10|12,10| [01:04] * Wizzard is blinded [01:04] cut [01:04] cut [01:04] cut [01:04] MY EYES!!!! [01:04] cut [01:04] cut [01:04] sorry =) [01:04] cut [01:05]  Sevdrone asks about FEMALE  [01:05]  "Bashful: How else can I get any FEMALE companionship? O'Blimey: Anything to get away from the wife and kids." [01:05] cut [01:05] cut [01:05] cut [01:05] cut [01:05] Someone forgot a tally.. :-) [01:05] cut [01:05] Same person probably submitted that one. Eeeep! I did too! [01:05]  FEMALE now gets status: "It's cut!". [01:05]  0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (100%) [[1 mutes ] [01:05] DECENT now gets status "It's cut!" [01:05] Thanks, Joeno. :) [01:05] Short result of DECENT... :-) [01:05]  Sevdrone asks about REMARK  [01:05]  "B: For that REMARK I must kill you! O: Ahem! We're in reality here!!" [01:06] 100% cut, BTW... [01:06] keep [01:06] keep [01:06] cut [01:06] keep [01:06] keep [01:06] cut [01:06]  Sevdrone asks about TRIGGER  [01:06]  "Bashfull: It's the only place I can be truly happy. O'Blimey: Don't you mean TRIGGER Happy?" [01:06] keep [01:06] cut [01:06] cut [01:06] REMARK now gets status "Keep it!" [01:06] keep [01:06] o> Someone forgot a tally.. :-) [01:06] keep [01:06] keep [01:06] Jeeezzz. Sorry, I'm really feeling sick here. Have to remember... [01:06]  TRIGGER now gets status: "Keep it!". [01:06]  4 keeps (67%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (33%) [[0 mutes ] [01:07]  Sevdrone asks about WIFE  [01:07]  "Bashful: Because I don't have a WIFE O'blimey: And I do!" [01:07] There. :) [01:07] cut [01:07] keep [01:07] keep [01:07] keep [01:07] keep [01:07]  WIFE now gets status: "Keep it!". [01:07]  4 keeps (80%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 1 cuts (20%) [[1 mutes ] [01:07]  Now in FINAL mode. [01:07]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [01:07]  Votes cast: 0 Judges present: 6 [01:07]  Sevdrone requested the shortlist: [01:07]  CHEAT [50%, 0] "Equal vote." [01:07]  REMARK [67%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:07]  TRIGGER [67%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:07]  WIFE [80%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:07] vote4 trigger [01:07] vote4 wife [01:07] vote4 wife [01:07] vote4 remark [01:07] vote4 remark [01:07] * Sevdrone prods nova [01:07] vote4 trigger [01:08] 2-2-2 [01:08] 6,12|12,6|13,6|6,13|4,13|13,4|7,4|4,7|8,7|7,8|9,8|8,9|10,9|9,10|12,10|10,12|16,12 FLASH >> SEVDRONE 6,12|12,6|13,6|6,13|4,13|13,4|7,4|4,7|8,7|7,8|9,8|8,9|10,9|9,10|12,10| [01:08] *** Mark has joined #SevTrek [01:08] the usual for us, eh? [01:08]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [01:08]  REMARK scored 2 vote(s). [01:08]  TRIGGER scored 2 vote(s). [01:08]  WIFE scored 2 vote(s). [01:08]  Votes cast: 6 Judges present: 7 [01:08] Hello Mark [01:08] Good Sev all! [01:08] hi [01:08] we're sooooo "diverse" [01:08] Ready? Set? MARK! :) [01:08] Vote, mark. :) [01:08] vote4 remark [01:08] cut trigger :=) [01:08] Wife is more clever [01:08] vote4 wife [01:08]  TRIGGER now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [01:08]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [01:08]  REMARK scored 3 vote(s). [01:08]  WIFE scored 2 vote(s). [01:08]  Votes cast: 5 Judges present: 7 [01:08] vote4 wife [01:09] Nova, you may decide the winner... Exciting, eh? ;-) [01:09] Nova... [01:09] i decide winner? sniff.. [01:09] FLASH > NOVA!! [01:09] ...I do like both of them though... [01:09] yeah yeah yeah [01:09] Insert pretty colours [01:09] 6,12|12,6|13,6|6,13|4,13|13,4|7,4|4,7|8,7|7,8|9,8|8,9|10,9|9,10|12,10|10,12|16,12 _ 6,12|12,6|13,6|6,13|4,13|13,4|7,4|4,7|8,7|7,8|9,8|8,9|10,9|9,10|12,10| [01:09] Thankyou. :) [01:09] vote4 remark [01:09] ooh, pretty colors [01:10]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [01:10]  REMARK scored 4 vote(s). [01:10]  WIFE scored 3 vote(s). [01:10]  Votes cast: 7 Judges present: 7 [01:10] 8,0|0,8|8,7|4,7|7,4|5,4|4,5|1,5|5,1|9,1 tralala. 5,1|1,5|4,5|5,4|7,4|4,7|8,7|0,8|8,0|  9,12 [01:10]  Now in OFF mode. [01:10]  Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREKMOVIE, please stand by... [01:10]  Retrieval SEVTREKMOVIE competition complete. [01:10]  Sevdrone requested the shortlist: [01:10]  PEEP [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:10]  POINTT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:10]  REPORT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:10]  SURVIVE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:10]  VIOLATE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:10]  WEEK [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:10]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [01:10] aw frell, Nova, you should have gone with wife! [01:10] "POINTT"? :=) [01:10] Farty colours [01:10] t'bonz; but i've got a girlfriend! [01:10] I noticed that too [01:10] Typo... :-) [01:10]  Sevdrone asks about PEEP  [01:10]  "Guy: Our mission... to seek out new life and civilisation... Girl: ...and PEEP on them!" [01:10] tpyo [01:10] cut [01:10] keep [01:10] cut [01:10] cut [01:11] I take the 5th... [01:11] Had to manually create the file because Majel wasn't around... [01:11] keep [01:11] keep [01:11] And don't do that at 0:30am! [01:11] joeno; sorry.. [01:11]  PEEP now gets status: "Equal vote.". [01:11]  3 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (50%) [[1 mutes ] [01:11] ...and few of the 6th and 10th... [01:11] Doesn't matter :-) [01:11] joeno; but majel was online now though :) [01:11]  Sevdrone asks about POINTT  [01:11]  "Guy: I don't see the POINT of this scientific observation. Girl: To hell with science! The ratings are off the scale!" [01:11] cut [01:11] keep [01:11] cut [01:11] i flipped it on at 00:58:12 dutch tie :) [01:11] eh time [01:11] cut [01:11] keep [01:11] cut [01:11] Yeah, but then, I already created the file... [01:11]  POINTT now gets status: "It's cut!". [01:11]  2 keeps (33%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (67%) [[1 mutes ] [01:11] keep [01:11] ah okai.. [01:12] It seems like 4:08 (16:08) here... [01:12]  Sevdrone asks about REPORT  [01:12]  "Guy: Ensign Extra, REPORT. Girl: Sir. Jim got voted off the planet." [01:12] cut [01:12] keep [01:12] cut [01:12] cut [01:12] keep [01:12] Still...I could use some practice in that, too... [01:12] keep [01:12] oh, I just can't get into this survivor stuff [01:12] You realize that in 10 years "Survivor" will be all but forgotten.... [01:12] One can only home [01:12] I've never seen it once, not my bag [01:12] er, hope [01:12] Nova... deciding vote... [01:13] you realize that i don't care at all about such shit? [01:13] Maybe they will do a survivor on the spacestation... [01:13] keep [01:13]  REPORT now gets status: "Keep it!". [01:13]  4 keeps (57%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (43%) [[0 mutes ] [01:13]  Sevdrone asks about SURVIVE  [01:13]  "F: Who's going to SURVIVE this time? M: We'll find out pretty quick. Here comes an armed and malfunctioning android." [01:13] cut [01:13] cut [01:13] keep [01:13] keep [01:13] cut [01:13] cut [01:13] cut [01:13]  SURVIVE now gets status: "It's cut!". [01:13]  2 keeps (29%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (71%) [[0 mutes ] [01:13]  Sevdrone asks about VIOLATE  [01:13]  "Guy: Doesn't all this peeping VIOLATE some directive? Girl: Shhh! The Tribble Council is about to vote Jeri off the island!" [01:13] cut [01:13] keep [01:13] cut [01:13] cut [01:14] cut [01:14] *sigh* [01:14] cut [01:14] keep [01:14] *sigh*? Which one was yours? :) [01:14]  VIOLATE now gets status: "It's cut!". [01:14]  2 keeps (29%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (71%) [[0 mutes ] [01:14]  Sevdrone asks about WEEK  [01:14]  "M: It's the end of the WEEK again. F: Which one shall we vote to vaporise?" [01:14] cut [01:14] keep [01:14] keep [01:14] cut [01:14] keep [01:14] keep [01:15]  WEEK now gets status: "Keep it!". [01:15]  4 keeps (67%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (33%) [[1 mutes ] [01:15]  Now in FINAL mode. [01:15]  Sevdrone requested the shortlist: [01:15]  PEEP [50%, 0] "Equal vote." [01:15]  REPORT [57%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:15]  WEEK [67%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:15] vote4 week [01:15] vote4 report [01:15] vote4 peep [01:15] vote4 nothing [01:15] vote4 report [01:15] vote4 week [01:15] vote4 peep [01:15] nothing is not a valid punchword [01:15]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [01:15]  PEEP scored 2 vote(s). [01:15]  REPORT scored 2 vote(s). [01:15]  WEEK scored 2 vote(s). [01:15]  Votes cast: 6 Judges present: 7 [01:15] yes, marina already told me :=) [01:15] nothing is a valid punchword :) [01:16] I see that here... :-) [01:16] I think he knows that... [01:16] Move on? [01:16] that sounds like a contradiction: nothing is not a valid punchword. nothing is a valid punchword. [01:16] vote4 peep [01:16] vote4 peep [01:16] cut REPORT... [01:17]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [01:17]  PEEP scored 3 vote(s). [01:17]  REPORT scored 1 vote(s). [01:17]  WEEK scored 2 vote(s). [01:17]  Votes cast: 6 Judges present: 7 [01:17]  REPORT now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [01:17] All this talk about nothing... [01:17] Is that a win? [01:17] vote4 week [01:17] *** Blueberrie has joined #sevtrek [01:17]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [01:17]  PEEP scored 3 vote(s). [01:17]  WEEK scored 3 vote(s). [01:17]  Votes cast: 6 Judges present: 8 [01:17] Erin! Hi! [01:17] hi [01:17] Hi [01:17] Hi Blue! [01:17] Hello Erin [01:17] howdy [01:17] Hey. Haven't seen you for a while. :) [01:17] I was here a couple weeks ago... [01:18] Well, since last week anyway. Hi Erin. [01:18]  Now in OFF mode. [01:18]  Retrieving punchlines for competition SCIFIMOVIES, please stand by... [01:18]  Retrieval SCIFIMOVIES competition complete. [01:18]  Sevdrone requested the shortlist: [01:18]  AND [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:18]  FRONT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:18]  PRESENCE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:18]  SMALLER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:18]  SPEEDOS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:18]  THE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:18]  WEDGIE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:18]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [01:18] *** starbys has joined #sevtrek [01:18] hi [01:18] Hello starbys [01:18] hi all [01:18] Hi! [01:18] Gad! Starbys too! [01:18] Hi,,BTW [01:18]  Sevdrone asks about AND  [01:18]  "Security blanket AND fashion accessory." [01:18] :) [01:18] cut [01:19] Hey starbys [01:19] cut [01:19] cut [01:19] keep [01:19] cut [01:19] keep [01:19] keep [01:19] keep [01:19] keep [01:19]  AND now gets status: "Keep it!". [01:19]  5 keeps (56%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (44%) [[0 mutes ] [01:19]  Sevdrone asks about FRONT  [01:19]  "It offsets the low FRONT of this costume." [01:19] keep [01:20] cut [01:20] Someone tell me what a low front is. Is that like a cold front? [01:20] keep [01:20] cut [01:20] keep [01:20] cut [01:20] It is to be seen to be experienced [01:20] neutral [01:20] Neckline [01:20] More like a "warm" front....hehe [01:20] i believe it has to do with the cleavage? :) [01:20] keep [01:20] *Bing*! [01:20] --o [01:20] Oh... cleavage. They should have just said that. I thought cold front cause she's the weather woman... [01:20]  FRONT now gets status: "Keep it!". [01:20]  4 keeps (50%) -- 1 neutrals (12%) -- 3 cuts (38%) [[1 mutes ] [01:20] *** Wizzard has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [01:21] keep [01:21] Unique interpretation [01:21]  Sevdrone asks about PRESENCE  [01:21]  "Bigger screen PRESENCE." [01:21] cut [01:21] keep [01:21] keep [01:21] cut [01:21] cut [01:21] damn! that Mr. Peer again! =) He threw Wizzard out! :) [01:21] cut [01:21] *** Wizzard has joined #sevtrek [01:21] cut [01:21] wb, wiz [01:21] keep [01:21] Wiz was bounced! He must be dressed funny... [01:21]  Well since you asked: the current punchline is PRESENCE  [01:21]  "Bigger screen PRESENCE." [01:21] hehehe [01:21] Come on, Marina! [01:21] cut [01:21] He did not pay the cover fee [01:22] or he angered Mr. Peer again, who reset his connectin. [01:22] cut [01:22]  PRESENCE now gets status: "It's cut!". [01:22]  3 keeps (33%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (67%) [[0 mutes ] [01:22] * Wizzard curses his SP [01:22]  Sevdrone asks about SMALLER  [01:22]  "It makes my butt look SMALLER." [01:22] cut [01:22] keep [01:22] cut [01:22] keep [01:22] * Wizzard curses his ISP and his typing ability :=) [01:22] cut [01:22] keep [01:22] cut [01:22] neutral [01:22]  SMALLER now gets status: "It's cut!". [01:22]  3 keeps (38%) -- 1 neutrals (12%) -- 4 cuts (50%) [[1 mutes ] [01:22]  Sevdrone asks about SPEEDOS  [01:22]  "Saving the universe in SPEEDOS, we’re bound to rip open back there!" [01:22] strange. i would curse on my typing DISability, not my ABILITY :) [01:22] cut [01:22] cut [01:22] cut [01:22] cut [01:23] hehe hmm.. [01:23] cut [01:23] Don't know what JC saw in this one! [01:23] neutral [01:23] narf [01:23] cut [01:23]  SPEEDOS now gets status: "It's cut!". [01:23]  0 keeps (0%) -- 1 neutrals (14%) -- 6 cuts (86%) [[2 mutes ] [01:23] the turtle moves [01:23] cut [01:23] ...something to do with a lower front [01:23]  Sevdrone asks about THE  [01:23]  "Every superhero knows that accessories complete THE look." [01:23] keep [01:23] keep [01:23] keep [01:23] cut [01:23] cut [01:23] cut [01:23] keep [01:23] Actually, a sidekick completes the look [01:23] keep [01:23] cut [01:23]  THE now gets status: "Keep it!". [01:23]  5 keeps (56%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (44%) [[0 mutes ] [01:23]  Sevdrone asks about WEDGIE  [01:23]  "It covers up the constant WEDGIE I have in this get-up." [01:24] keep ! [01:24] if it was a "female superhero" I'd vote for it ;) [01:24] cut [01:24] keep [01:24] keep [01:24] keep [01:24] No, a sidekick completes the Schtick... [01:24] starbys: naughty thoughts? [01:24] Spoon! [01:24] keep [01:24] keep [01:24] nova: yup ;) [01:24] keep [01:24] cut [01:24] ...of course, if she didn't wear that thong... [01:25]  WEDGIE now gets status: "Keep it!". [01:25]  7 keeps (78%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (22%) [[0 mutes ] [01:25]  Now in FINAL mode. [01:25]  Sevdrone requested the shortlist: [01:25]  AND [56%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:25]  FRONT [50%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:25]  THE [56%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:25]  WEDGIE [78%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:25] Funny, JC didn't draw the thong.... [01:25] vote4 wedgie [01:25] vote4 wedgie [01:25] vote4 wedgie [01:25] vote4 wedgie [01:25] vote4 wedgie [01:25] vote4 front [01:26] vote4 wedgie [01:26] vote4 the [01:26] Wendy must have been looking over his shoulder... [01:26]  WEDGIE now gets status: "Keep it!". [01:26]  7 keeps (78%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (22%) [[0 mutes ] [01:26] She would probably laugh at that [01:26]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [01:26]  FRONT scored 1 vote(s). [01:26]  THE scored 1 vote(s). [01:26]  WEDGIE scored 6 vote(s). [01:26]  Votes cast: 8 Judges present: 9 [01:26] Move on? [01:26] wow! a clear vote [01:26] Wow, a clear vote! [01:26] Why not? [01:26] Was the last one a SevQueen? [01:26] me brb... [01:26] Nice timing Wizzard... [01:27] Sev Trek Movie? Yes [01:27] *** NovaFlash has quit IRC (Quit: Good Sev!) [01:27]  Now in OFF mode. [01:27]  Retrieving punchlines for competition SCIFITV, please stand by... [01:27]  Retrieval SCIFITV competition complete. [01:27]  Sevdrone requested the shortlist: [01:27]  APRIL [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:27]  BUTT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:27]  KISS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:27]  UFO [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:27]  WOLF [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:27]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [01:27] they say "great minds think alike" obvious also empty minds :=) [01:27] * Corsair thinks Wizzard and Mark are Mind Melting.... [01:27] My lack of thoughts exactly [01:27] PEEP and WEEK [01:27]  Sevdrone asks about APRIL  [01:27]  "M: Look! There's a spaceship behind you. S: I can't believe you're trying that stupid APRIL fool trick again, Mouldy." [01:27] cut [01:27] cut [01:27] keep [01:27] I had (what I thought was) such a good punchline for this... M: Scummy, look! A spaceship! S: Fool me 26,456 times, shame on you. Fool me 26, 457 times shame on me! [01:27] keep [01:27] I'll have my mind melting on Rye. [01:27] keep [01:27] Made me laugh. :) [01:28] Yeah, that's funny. [01:28] keep [01:28] That would have won my vote! [01:28] *** T_Bonz2 has joined #sevtrek [01:28] I'm back [01:28] It didn't even get to the best punchlines. [01:28] Oh crap! there's 2 t-bonz'es [01:28]  APRIL now gets status: "Keep it!". [01:28]  4 keeps (67%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (33%) [[3 mutes ] [01:28] Even one is too much! :) [01:28]  Sevdrone asks about BUTT  [01:28]  "Look, behind you!!" "What, are monkey's flying out of my BUTT again?" [01:29] *** T_Bonz has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [01:29] cut [01:29] cut [01:29] cut [01:29] Kill the clone! [01:29] cut [01:29] cut [01:29] keep [01:29] cut [01:29] cut [01:29]  BUTT now gets status: "It's cut!". [01:29]  1 keeps (12%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (88%) [[0 mutes ] [01:29] No, let the clones fight it out....."The Clone Wars" [01:29]  Sevdrone asks about KISS  [01:29]  "M: Look, aliens! Scummy: Dammit Mouldy, every time I try to KISS you, you come up with some lame excuse." [01:29] keep [01:29] cut [01:29] ...that one reminds me of the wizard of oz... [01:29] cut [01:29] keep [01:29] cut [01:29] keep [01:29] I think it's a Wayne's World line [01:29] it is [01:30] yep [01:30] keep [01:30] "ayeah and monkeys might fly out of my butt!" [01:30]  KISS now gets status: "Keep it!". [01:30]  4 keeps (57%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (43%) [[1 mutes ] [01:30]  Sevdrone asks about UFO  [01:30]  "M: "A UFO!" S: "You mean an Unsubstantiated Fleeting Observation?"" [01:30] keep [01:30] keep [01:30] keep [01:30] keep [01:30] neutral [01:30] cut [01:30] While writing Shakespeare.... [01:30] *** DrJonasBashir has joined #sevtrek [01:30] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o DrJonasBashir [01:30] cut [01:30] Hello JB [01:30]  Well since you asked: the current punchline is UFO  [01:30]  "M: "A UFO!" S: "You mean an Unsubstantiated Fleeting Observation?"" [01:30] hi [01:30] Hi Jonas [01:30]  UFO now gets status: "Keep it!". [01:30]  4 keeps (57%) -- 1 neutrals (14%) -- 2 cuts (29%) [[2 mutes ] [01:30] buuuuurrrp [01:30]  Sevdrone asks about WOLF  [01:30]  "M: Aliens! Behind you! S: Anyone ever tell you about the boy who cried WOLF?" [01:30] jump in doc [01:30] keep [01:30] keep [01:31] cut [01:31] keep [01:31] keep [01:31] I see you are in the right place [01:31] cut [01:31] *** DrJonasBashir sets mode: +o Sevdrone [01:31] keep [01:31] keep [01:31] Okay. I have a funny mark next to my name [01:31] Ooooo, you're famous now!!! [01:31]  WOLF now gets status: "Keep it!". [01:31]  6 keeps (75%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (25%) [[1 mutes ] [01:31]  Now in FINAL mode. [01:31]  Sevdrone requested the shortlist: [01:31]  APRIL [67%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:31]  KISS [57%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:31]  UFO [57%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:31]  WOLF [75%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:31] That means you have more power than you know [01:31] the finalists are where they always are? [01:31] vote4 wolf [01:31] Why not? [01:31] Yep [01:31] vote4 april [01:31] vote4 april [01:31] yes, it seems so =] [01:32] vote4 ufo [01:32] vote4 ufo [01:32] vote4 april [01:32] vote4 wolf [01:32] vote4 8of12's punchline which didn't even make it to the best punchlines. :) [01:32] vote4 wolf [01:32] I won't vote for this one [01:32] vote4 ufo [01:32]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [01:32]  APRIL scored 3 vote(s). [01:32]  UFO scored 2 vote(s). [01:32]  WOLF scored 3 vote(s). [01:32]  Votes cast: 8 Judges present: 9 [01:32] Ah, its not that bad [01:33]  KISS now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [01:33] cut UFO [01:33] Hmmm... cut UFO...? [01:33] I can go either way on wolf and april, convince me.... [01:33] wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf [01:33] Go with UFO [01:33] who let the dog out? [01:33] That did it, I'll do wolf. [01:34] You're rather easily convinced... [01:34] next... [01:34]  UFO now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [01:34]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [01:34]  APRIL scored 3 vote(s). [01:34]  WOLF scored 3 vote(s). [01:34]  Votes cast: 6 Judges present: 9 [01:34] testing... [01:34] Marina isn't listening. [01:34] Hello? [01:34] No other arguments.... [01:34] vote4 april [01:34] vote4 wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf [01:34] I'm abstaining. [01:34] meow [01:34]  WOLF now gets status: "Keep it!". [01:34]  6 keeps (75%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (25%) [[1 mutes ] [01:34] Marina was listening, BTW... she's lagging awfully, though... [01:34] cluck [01:34]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [01:34]  APRIL scored 4 vote(s). [01:34]  WOLF scored 3 vote(s). [01:34]  Votes cast: 7 Judges present: 9 [01:35]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [01:35] APRIL wins, then? [01:35]  Now in OFF mode. [01:35]  Retrieving punchlines for competition THEPITS, please stand by... [01:35]  Retrieval THEPITS competition complete. [01:35]  Sevdrone requested the shortlist: [01:35]  AGAIN [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:35]  BACK [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:35]  DREAM [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:35]  LAST [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:35]  ROUGH [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:35]  WOKEN [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:35]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [01:35] was that a re-vote? [01:35] 4-3? [01:35] Sevdrone? [01:35] What? [01:35] Yes? [01:35] You didn't give the official winner... [01:35] It's too close [01:36] I wasn't sure, did we re-vote? [01:36] Leave it for JC and his loved one to decide [01:36] yep [01:36] 2 abstained, 7 voted [01:36] a Queen then... [01:36] Sevqueen... *Points to option in Final Mode Commands which can be used in that case* [01:36] I thought everyone got the concept. :) [01:36]  Sevdrone asks about AGAIN  [01:36]  "OK...I might try it AGAIN in a couple of years" [01:36] keep [01:36] cut [01:36] keep [01:37] keep [01:37] keep [01:37] keep [01:37] keep [01:37] keep [01:37]  AGAIN now gets status: "Keep it!". [01:37]  7 keeps (88%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 1 cuts (12%) [[1 mutes ] [01:37] Wow! I have 3 favs here [01:37] keep [01:37]  Sevdrone asks about BACK  [01:37]  ""First"? You mean I have to go BACK?!" [01:37] keep [01:37] keep [01:37] Pits usually is good [01:37] keep [01:37] keep [01:37] keep [01:37] keep [01:37] keep [01:37] keep [01:37] Pits good! [01:37]  BACK now gets status: "Keep it!". [01:37]  8 keeps (100%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 0 cuts (0%) [[1 mutes ] [01:37] keep [01:38]  Sevdrone asks about DREAM  [01:38]  "Like a DREAM." [01:38] keep [01:38] keep [01:38] keep [01:38] cut [01:38] cut [01:38] cut [01:38] keep [01:38] He should have gotten keyboard face... [01:38] cut [01:38] he had a cushion [01:38] ;) [01:38]  DREAM now gets status: "Equal vote.". [01:38]  4 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (50%) [[1 mutes ] [01:39] I know, too bad... [01:39]  Sevdrone asks about LAST  [01:39]  "My LAST day at work!" [01:39] cut [01:39] cut [01:39] keep [01:39] cut [01:39] keep [01:39] cut [01:39] cut [01:39]  LAST now gets status: "It's cut!". [01:39]  2 keeps (29%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (71%) [[2 mutes ] [01:39]  Sevdrone asks about ROUGH  [01:39]  "It's ROUGH sitting in front of a screen all day." [01:39] keep [01:39] keep ! [01:39] keep [01:39] keep [01:39] cut [01:39] keep [01:39] cut [01:39] keep [01:39] !!!!! [01:40] *** starbys has quit IRC (Quit: ) [01:40] You can change your name, T [01:40] Very clever and aproppo [01:40]  ROUGH now gets status: "Keep it!". [01:40]  6 keeps (75%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (25%) [[0 mutes ] [01:40]  Sevdrone asks about WOKEN  [01:40]  "Busy. I got WOKEN up 3 times" [01:40] keep [01:40] cut [01:40] keep [01:40] keep [01:40] lol [01:40] cut [01:40] keep [01:40] cut [01:40] keep [01:40] I like this one...! [01:40] WOKEN???? [01:40] THis is a hard choice [01:40] neutral [01:40] woken kills it [01:40]  WOKEN now gets status: "Keep it!". [01:40]  4 keeps (50%) -- 1 neutrals (12%) -- 3 cuts (38%) [[0 mutes ] [01:40]  Now in FINAL mode. [01:40]  Sevdrone requested the shortlist: [01:40]  AGAIN [89%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:40]  BACK [100%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:40]  DREAM [50%, 0] "Equal vote." [01:40]  ROUGH [75%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:40]  WOKEN [50%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:40] vote4 rough [01:40] vote4 rough [01:40] vote4 woken [01:40] vote4 rough [01:40] *** DrJonasBashir is now known as DrBobBashir [01:40] vote4 rough [01:41] Hey Bob! [01:41] don't ask about my nick =] [01:41] vote4 rough [01:41] vote4 rough [01:41] Bob? [01:41] ...clear choice... [01:41] vote4 rough [01:41] Why Jonas, you assume we care! :) [01:41]  WOKEN now gets status: "Keep it!". [01:41]  4 keeps (50%) -- 1 neutrals (12%) -- 3 cuts (38%) [[0 mutes ] [01:41] * Joeno doesn't ask, but does raise an eyebrow... [01:41]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [01:41]  ROUGH scored 7 vote(s). [01:41]  WOKEN scored 1 vote(s). [01:41]  Votes cast: 8 Judges present: 8 [01:41]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [01:41] * Mark fasinating [01:41]  Now in OFF mode. [01:41]  Retrieving punchlines for competition TWIST, please stand by... [01:41]  Retrieval TWIST competition complete. [01:41]  Sevdrone requested the shortlist: [01:41]  BULK [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:41]  HELL [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:41]  IGNORE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:41]  NIGHTMARE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:41]  OF [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:41]  WANT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:41]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [01:41] * Wizzard doesn't ask about bob [01:42]  Sevdrone asks about BULK  [01:42]  "What do you mean I don't get a BULK discount!" [01:42] cut [01:42] let's say I hate to have a single nick for the whole network [01:42] keep [01:42] Yeah, I won't ask about your....errr. Ohhhh, that's "Nick" [01:42] keep [01:42] cut [01:42] neutral [01:42] *** T_Bonz2 is now known as T_Bonz [01:42] neutral [01:42] Can't decide on this one.... [01:42] keep [01:42] Only 1 I liked [01:42]  BULK now gets status: "Keep it!". [01:42]  3 keeps (43%) -- 2 neutrals (29%) -- 2 cuts (29%) [[1 mutes ] [01:42] That's when I choose neutral [01:42]  Sevdrone asks about HELL  [01:42]  "When shoe salesmen go to HELL." [01:43] keep [01:43] keep [01:43] cut [01:43] cut [01:43] neutral [01:43] cut [01:43] cut [01:43] *** DrBobBashir is now known as DrJonasBashir [01:43] You're back! Where did you go? [01:43]  HELL now gets status: "It's cut!". [01:43]  2 keeps (29%) -- 1 neutrals (14%) -- 4 cuts (57%) [[1 mutes ] [01:43]  Sevdrone asks about IGNORE  [01:43]  "Sam decided to IGNORE the implausibility and focus on the commission." [01:44] keep [01:44] keep [01:44] cut [01:44] keep [01:44] keep [01:44] I like clever stuff... [01:44] neutral [01:44] cut [01:44]  IGNORE now gets status: "Keep it!". [01:44]  4 keeps (57%) -- 1 neutrals (14%) -- 2 cuts (29%) [[1 mutes ] [01:44] keep [01:44]  Sevdrone asks about NIGHTMARE  [01:44]  "Shoe salesman NIGHTMARE." [01:44] cut [01:44] cut [01:44] cut [01:44] keep [01:44] keep [01:45] keep [01:45] cut [01:45] keep [01:45]  NIGHTMARE now gets status: "Equal vote.". [01:45]  4 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (50%) [[0 mutes ] [01:45]  Sevdrone asks about OF  [01:45]  "A storeful OF shoes and you can't find 8 in my style and size?" [01:45] cut [01:45] keep [01:45] cut [01:45] cut [01:45] keep [01:45] keep [01:46] keep [01:46] keep [01:46]  OF now gets status: "Keep it!". [01:46]  5 keeps (62%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (38%) [[0 mutes ] [01:46]  Sevdrone asks about WANT  [01:46]  "All I WANT is 4 pairs of size 8 patent leather, water-proof, latest style shoes that are comfortable and affordable. How hard can that be?" [01:46] cut [01:46] cut [01:46] cut [01:46] keep [01:46] cut [01:46] cut [01:46] keep [01:47] cut [01:47] Hey! Jeri from Survivor is on Talk Soup! [01:47] Oh...yay. Be still my beating heart. [01:47] That sounds redundant [01:47] Never watched the show. [01:47] who cares? [01:47]  WANT now gets status: "It's cut!". [01:47]  2 keeps (25%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (75%) [[0 mutes ] [01:47]  Now in FINAL mode. [01:47]  Sevdrone requested the shortlist: [01:47]  BULK [43%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:47]  IGNORE [62%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:47]  NIGHTMARE [50%, 0] "Equal vote." [01:47]  OF [62%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:47] vote4 ignore [01:47] vote4 ignore [01:47] vote4 ignore [01:47] vote4 bulk [01:47] * Corsair re-attaches his bitten off head.... [01:48] vote4 ignore [01:48] vote4 bulk [01:48] vote4 ignore [01:48] vote4 nightmare [01:48]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [01:48]  BULK scored 2 vote(s). [01:48]  IGNORE scored 5 vote(s). [01:48]  NIGHTMARE scored 1 vote(s). [01:48]  Votes cast: 8 Judges present: 8 [01:48]  NIGHTMARE now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [01:48] I think we might have a winner...! [01:48] wow! for once a non-spoken caption wins twist! [01:48] vote4 ignore [01:48]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [01:48]  BULK scored 2 vote(s). [01:48]  IGNORE scored 6 vote(s). [01:48]  Votes cast: 8 Judges present: 8 [01:48] That has been a long time ago... [01:48] Clear Intelligence wins out once again! [01:48] cool =] [01:48] where's Johan? [01:49] where's my bed? ah over there. bye [01:49] He was here before you came... left around the end of Sev Trek Movie, I believe... [01:49]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [01:49] bahh [01:49] bye wiz, thanks for showing up. [01:49] Hmm... that's it. We're done. [01:49] *** Wizzard has quit IRC (Quit: Nil mortifi, sine lucre) [01:49] Bye, Wiz [01:49] So, is JC dropping by? [01:49] Yep, pretty zippy this week [01:49] Doesn't look it. [01:49] any winners this week amongst us? [01:49] What did he say last week? [01:50] he showed last week? [01:50] Oh, word for the attendees. [01:50] Yeah, around 20 minutes after the JS [01:50] My request to have JC attend our con was turned down. [01:50] *** DrJonasBashir is now known as DrBashir_Away [01:50] figures, I left to soon [01:50] too [01:50] So did I [01:50] I won't be here in two weeks time. I'll be in Sydney drinking lots of hearty grog, making merry with the local virgins, and eating lots of nice suculent babies. [01:50] erin, you weren't insulted last week eh? [01:51] ??? [01:51] :) [01:51] Hmm? [01:51] Oh, yeah 8, the convention! Have fun....I may be there next year... [01:51] Actually, I'll be going to a Buffy convention. :) [01:51] Umm, not really. [01:52] Sevdrone, could you please get Marina offline...? So I can send the transcript to JC... [01:52] Oh... shoulf I turn Marina off? Yeah, sorry. [01:52] B: Good, me and that Belgian guy really got into it, I realized later you may have felt ignored. [01:52]  Now in OFF mode. [01:52]  ===== The voting is now over! ===== Session Close: Sat May 05 01:52:31 2001