[21:14] *** Majel has joined #sevtrek
[21:14] <05Majel> Now in OFF mode.
[21:14] <05TerrorTeen> keep
[21:14] <05DrJonasBashir> MAJEL, get here now
[21:14] <05Majel> I (Majel v3.0.157C) have now taken control of this channel. You will comply.
[21:14] <05Mark> ..for 8's reply
[21:14] *** T_L_E has joined #sevtrek
[21:14] *** Majel changes topic to 'Sev Judging is now in Session.'
[21:14] <05Mark> I see, we should have started at 10, not 9...
[21:14] <05DrJonasBashir> TLE, ahi
[21:14] <05Majel> Now in OFF mode.
[21:14] <05Majel> Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREKTV, please stand by...
[21:14] <05DrJonasBashir> are you controlling majel?
[21:14] <05Majel> Retrieval SEVTREKTV competition complete.
[21:15] <05Majel> _8_of_12_ requested the shortlist:
[21:15] <05Majel> CHANGE [0%, 0] "Nominated."
[21:15] <05DrJonasBashir> hey... WAIT
[21:15] <05T_L_E> hello
[21:15] <05Majel> FORMS [0%, 0] "Nominated."
[21:15] <05Majel> FREE [0%, 0] "Nominated."
[21:15] <05DrJonasBashir> 8!!
[21:15] <05Majel> MAJOR [0%, 0] "Nominated."
[21:15] <05T_Bonz> what the frell?
[21:15] <05Majel> OFFICER [0%, 0] "Nominated."
[21:15] <05Majel> REBELS [0%, 0] "Nominated."
[21:15] <05Majel> SPINOFF [0%, 0] "Nominated."
[21:15] * Mark shakes his head in wonder
[21:15] <05Majel> VILLAIN [0%, 0] "Nominated."
[21:15] <05Majel> Now in ELIMINATE mode.
[21:15] <05_8_of_12_> Errr... I take it that's a no?
[21:15] <05DrJonasBashir> he has access to Majel, which I don't have because hey NEVER actualized my protocol;
[21:15] <05Corsair> Atta Boy 8!
[21:15] <05T_L_E> It isn't that big a deal I'm here ;)
[21:15] <05_8_of_12_> Sorry, I'll stop
[21:15] <05Mark> What he said...
[21:16] <05TerrorTeen> Hello, then.
[21:16] <05DrJonasBashir> Eight... taking that you're the only one who can control Majel
[21:16] <05DrJonasBashir> you should go on
[21:16] <05DrJonasBashir> but dress properly, please!
[21:16] <05T_Bonz> no, go on!
[21:16] <05Mark> ...no...continue...
[21:16] <05_8_of_12_> From the start?
[21:16] <05T_Bonz> works for us
[21:16] *** DrJonasBashir sets mode: +o _8_of_12_
[21:16] <05DrJonasBashir> from the start please
[21:16] * Mark nods
[21:16] *** _8_of_12_ is now known as Sevdrone
[21:16] <05DrJonasBashir> and wear your SevMan clothes
[21:16] <05DrJonasBashir> thanks
[21:16] <05Sevdrone> Okay. Let me load up the finalists.
[21:16] <05DrJonasBashir> now, it's all yours =]
[21:16] <05Corsair> exercise that Raw POWER!!!
[21:16] <05Mark> That 1st line is going to die a thousand deaths
[21:17] <05DrJonasBashir> tehyr're loaded
[21:17] *** DrJonasBashir sets mode: +o T_L_E
[21:17] <05Mark> Charging up phizzers to max
[21:17] <05Majel> Sevdrone asks about CHANGE
[21:17] <05Majel> "They don't CHANGE uniforms every series.
"
[21:17] <05DrJonasBashir> it was worth the wait
[21:17] <05T_L_E> ooh ops ;)
[21:17] <05Corsair> cut
[21:17] <05Mark> cut
[21:17] <05T_Bonz> cut
[21:17] <05DrJonasBashir> cut !! f*@!ing sh@#
[21:17] <05Sevdrone> I'm going to have to go and take medication in half an hour so bear with me then.
[21:17] <05Mark> ...I told you...
[21:17] <05DrJonasBashir> okay
[21:17] <05Sevdrone> cut
[21:18] <05T_L_E> someone inform me what is going on?
[21:18] <05DrJonasBashir> we're just beginning
[21:18] <05T_Bonz> we're late, late, late
[21:18] <05Mark> ...drugs would help this session
[21:18] <05T_Bonz> no s*$@
[21:18] <05Sevdrone> I'm not really sure myself, Josh
[21:18] <05TerrorTeen> cut
[21:18] <05DrJonasBashir> no doping tests will be taken at the end
[21:18] <05DrJonasBashir> We had no bot.
[21:18] <05Corsair> We'll s'plain it after the JS
[21:18] <05T_Bonz> and no people
[21:18] <05DrJonasBashir> I knew Majel was running but I had no way to activate her...
[21:18] <05T_Bonz> well, few people
[21:18] <05Majel> CHANGE now gets status: "It's cut!".
[21:18] <05Majel> 0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (100%) [[1 mutes ]
[21:18] <05Majel> Sevdrone asks about FORMS
[21:18] <05Majel> "I got tired of filling out 47 FORMS just to fire a phizzer in self-defense
"
[21:18] <05DrJonasBashir> since my IP mask was not loaded into her init file
[21:18] <05Mark> keep
[21:18] <05T_Bonz> keep
[21:18] <05Corsair> keep
[21:18] <05TerrorTeen> keep
[21:19] <05DrJonasBashir> so, I tried to load Marina
[21:19] <05DrJonasBashir> but I hadn't her files
[21:19] <05DrJonasBashir> I had to jury-rig an old version of Majel
[21:19] <05DrJonasBashir> but it didn't work
[21:19] <05Mark> It was a gallient try Jonas!
[21:19] <05DrJonasBashir> I was about to start a manual session
[21:19] <05DrJonasBashir> and you came
[21:19] <05Sevdrone> cut
[21:19] <05DrJonasBashir> cut
[21:19] <05TerrorTeen> And the popcorn was fantastic...
[21:19] <05Corsair> Yeah, DJB, we was rootin' for ya!
[21:19] <05Sevdrone> Then I can and stole the thunder. :)
[21:20] <05Majel> FORMS now gets status: "Keep it!".
[21:20] <05Majel> 4 keeps (67%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (33%) [[1 mutes ]
[21:20] <05Mark> The acrobatic manuevers were amazing
[21:20] <05Majel> Sevdrone asks about FREE
[21:20] <05Majel> "Three Words: "FREE Style Uniforms"
"
[21:20] <05Corsair> No, "Saved the Day"
[21:20] <05Sevdrone> cut
[21:20] <05T_Bonz> cut
[21:20] <05TerrorTeen> cut
[21:20] <05Corsair> cut
[21:20] <05Mark> ...Sev'ed the day?....
[21:20] <05Mark> cut
[21:20] <05T_Bonz> ow
[21:20] <05Corsair> better
[21:20] <05DrJonasBashir> cutr
[21:20] <05DrJonasBashir> cut
[21:20] <05DrJonasBashir> corsair... you're an old fart here...
[21:20] *** DrJonasBashir sets mode: +o Corsair
[21:20] <05Corsair> Braaaaappppp!
[21:21] <05Majel> FREE now gets status: "It's cut!".
[21:21] <05Majel> 0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (100%) [[1 mutes ]
[21:21] <05Mark> Cool! Another old fart!
[21:21] <05Majel> Sevdrone asks about MAJOR
[21:21] <05Majel> "I'll have you know they consider me a MAJOR character.
"
[21:21] <05Mark> neutral
[21:21] <05Sevdrone> keep
[21:21] <05TerrorTeen> *high-pitched voice* Was that helium?
[21:21] <05T_Bonz> cut
[21:21] <05Corsair> Don't do that, I'm not an oldie on the JS, I can't run nuthin'
[21:21] *** DrJonasBashir sets mode: +v Majel
[21:21] <05Corsair> keep
[21:21] <05TerrorTeen> cut
[21:21] <05Sevdrone> T'Bonz is the oldest fart, strictly speaking.
[21:21] <05T_Bonz> thank you
[21:21] * T_Bonz takes bow
[21:21] <05DrJonasBashir> LOL
[21:21] <05Sevdrone> Welcome. :)
[21:21] * TerrorTeen claps
[21:21] <05DrJonasBashir> don't encourage her, 8
[21:21] <05T_Bonz> I resemble that remark
[21:21] * Corsair take stern
[21:21] <05T_Bonz> remind me to warn you next time you visit Trekbbs
[21:21] <05Sevdrone> I don't know how you became a mod at the TrekBBS!
[21:22] <05T_Bonz> lots of latinum
[21:22] <05DrJonasBashir> she'll start calling herself 'an old hag', which I dispice, because I don't think so
[21:22] <05Majel> MAJOR now gets status: "Keep for now.".
[21:22] <05Majel> 2 keeps (40%) -- 1 neutrals (20%) -- 2 cuts (40%) [[2 mutes ]
[21:22] <05Majel> Sevdrone asks about OFFICER
[21:22] <05Majel> "I'm a security OFFICER! I'm either a bad guy or I get shot!
"
[21:22] <05T_Bonz> I'm one over at section 31 too
[21:22] <05Mark> keep
[21:22] <05Sevdrone> I know.
[21:22] <05DrJonasBashir> keep
[21:22] <05T_Bonz> Mwah ha ha :) :) :)
[21:22] <05Sevdrone> keep
[21:22] <05Corsair> cut
[21:22] <05TerrorTeen> keep
[21:22] <05T_Bonz> cut
[21:22] <05T_Bonz> it's good to be the King (Queen)
[21:22] <05T_L_E> someone tell me where the punchlines page is?
[21:22] <05Corsair> king of queens?
[21:22] <05T_L_E> It's been a while ;)
[21:22] <05DrJonasBashir> where it always is
[21:23] <05Mark> http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/punchlines.asp
[21:23] <05DrJonasBashir> http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/punchlines.asp
[21:23] <05Majel> OFFICER now gets status: "Keep it!".
[21:23] <05Majel> 4 keeps (67%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (33%) [[1 mutes ]
[21:23] <05Majel> Sevdrone asks about REBELS
[21:23] <05Majel> "Don't you get it? REBELS get the babes ..
"
[21:23] <05T_Bonz> keep
[21:23] <05Mark> keep
[21:23] <05Corsair> cut
[21:23] <05T_L_E> thanks :)
[21:23] <05DrJonasBashir> keep
[21:23] <05TerrorTeen> keep
[21:23] <05Mark> ...copy & paste, don't leave home without it...
[21:23] <05T_Bonz> the line is with King (but I'm female, so use Queen)
[21:23] <05Sevdrone> cut
[21:24] <05Majel> REBELS now gets status: "Keep it!".
[21:24] <05Majel> 4 keeps (67%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (33%) [[1 mutes ]
[21:24] <05Mark> Yes, your majesty
[21:24] <05Majel> Sevdrone asks about SPINOFF
[21:24] <05Majel> "I was hoping for a SPINOFF.
"
[21:24] <05Sevdrone> keep
[21:24] <05T_Bonz> cut
[21:24] <05Corsair> cut
[21:24] <05TerrorTeen> cut
[21:24] <05Mark> keep
[21:24] <05DrJonasBashir> cut
[21:25] <05Mark> ...I imagine this being a small station spinning off into space from DS9...
[21:25] <05Majel> SPINOFF now gets status: "It's cut!".
[21:25] <05Majel> 2 keeps (33%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (67%) [[1 mutes ]
[21:25] <05Majel> Sevdrone asks about VILLAIN
[21:25] <05Majel> "As a VILLAIN, I'd get more screen time.
"
[21:25] <05Sevdrone> cut
[21:25] <05DrJonasBashir> neutral
[21:25] <05Mark> keep
[21:25] <05T_Bonz> keep
[21:25] <05TerrorTeen> cut
[21:25] <05Corsair> cut
[21:25] <05Majel> VILLAIN now gets status: "It's cut!".
[21:25] <05Majel> 2 keeps (33%) -- 1 neutrals (17%) -- 3 cuts (50%) [[1 mutes ]
[21:25] <05Majel> Now in FINAL mode.
[21:25] <05Majel> Sevdrone requested the shortlist:
[21:25] <05Majel> FORMS [67%, 0] "Keep it!"
[21:25] <05Majel> MAJOR [40%, 0] "Keep for now."
[21:25] <05Majel> OFFICER [67%, 0] "Keep it!"
[21:25] <05Majel> REBELS [67%, 0] "Keep it!"
[21:26] <05Sevdrone> More than I thought. :)
[21:26] <05Mark> vote4 forms
[21:26] <05TerrorTeen> vote4 rebels
[21:26] <05T_Bonz> vote4 rebels
[21:26] <05Corsair> vote4 rebels
[21:26] <05Sevdrone> vote4 major
[21:26] <05TerrorTeen> vote4 forms
[21:26] <05Majel> VILLAIN now gets status: "It's cut!".
[21:26] <05Majel> 2 keeps (33%) -- 1 neutrals (17%) -- 3 cuts (50%) [[1 mutes ]
[21:26] <05DrJonasBashir> vote4 rebels
[21:26] <05Majel> Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
[21:26] <05Majel> FORMS scored 2 vote(s).
[21:26] <05Majel> MAJOR scored 1 vote(s).
[21:26] <05Majel> REBELS scored 2 vote(s).
[21:26] <05Majel> Votes cast: 5 Judges present: 7
[21:26] <05DrJonasBashir> again
[21:26] <05Sevdrone> Hmmm... mutes.
[21:26] <05DrJonasBashir> go again
[21:26] <05Majel> Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
[21:26] <05Majel> FORMS scored 2 vote(s).
[21:26] <05Majel> MAJOR scored 1 vote(s).
[21:26] <05Majel> REBELS scored 3 vote(s).
[21:26] <05Majel> Votes cast: 6 Judges present: 7
[21:26] <05T_Bonz> rebels had 3?
[21:27] <05T_Bonz> that's weird, how did it tally wrong?
[21:27] <05DrJonasBashir> TLE?
[21:27] <05Sevdrone> Jonas changed his
[21:27] <05Mark> Jonas votes during the 1st tally
[21:27] <05DrJonasBashir> no, I voted late
[21:27] <05TerrorTeen> Couldn't be.
[21:27] <05DrJonasBashir> TT changed his
[21:27] <05T_Bonz> ok, thought I read wrong
[21:27] <05Mark> TT is a she...
[21:27] <05TerrorTeen> Hers, and it tallied my changed one the first time.
[21:27] <05DrJonasBashir> ooooooooooooooops
[21:28] <05TerrorTeen> I get that a lot.
[21:28] <05Corsair> so it wins?
[21:28] <05T_Bonz> so do I TT
[21:28] <05Sevdrone> Move onwards to the movie?
[21:28] <05T_Bonz> please!
[21:28] <05DrJonasBashir> yes, now
[21:28] <05Mark> Yep
[21:28] <05Mark> Assume rebels, for now
[21:28] <05Majel> Now in ELIMINATE mode.
[21:28] <05Majel> Now in OFF mode.
[21:28] <05Majel> Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREKMOVIE, please stand by...
[21:28] <05Majel> Retrieval SEVTREKMOVIE competition complete.
[21:28] <05Majel> Sevdrone requested the shortlist:
[21:28] <05Majel> BABYSITTER [0%, 0] "Nominated."
[21:28] <05Majel> CATCHPHRASE [0%, 0] "Nominated."
[21:28] <05Majel> CHARGING [0%, 0] "Nominated."
[21:28] <05Majel> FASCINATING [0%, 0] "Nominated."
[21:28] <05Majel> ILLOGICAL [0%, 0] "Nominated."
[21:28] <05Majel> MIND [0%, 0] "Nominated."
[21:28] <05Majel> SHIP [0%, 0] "Nominated."
[21:28] <05DrJonasBashir> good thing I'm logging this or the Wiz would kill me
[21:28] <05Majel> STICKING [0%, 0] "Nominated."
[21:28] <05Majel> Now in ELIMINATE mode.
[21:28] <05Corsair> this one should be EASY....
[21:29] <05Mark> These are funny
[21:29] <05T_Bonz> there are 2 good ones here
[21:29] <05Corsair> one VERY clever....I like clever
[21:29] <05Majel> Sevdrone asks about BABYSITTER
[21:29] <05Majel> "I'm a Doctor - Not a BABYSITTER!
"
[21:29] <05Sevdrone> cut
[21:29] <05T_Bonz> keep
[21:29] <05Mark> cut
[21:29] <05Corsair> cut
[21:29] <05DrJonasBashir> cut
[21:29] <05TerrorTeen> cut
[21:29] <05Majel> BABYSITTER now gets status: "It's cut!".
[21:29] <05Majel> 1 keeps (17%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (83%) [[1 mutes ]
[21:29] <05Majel> Sevdrone asks about CATCHPHRASE
[21:29] <05Majel> "Now what will my CATCHPHRASE be!!!???
"
[21:29] <05DrJonasBashir> cut
[21:30] <05T_Bonz> cut
[21:30] <05Mark> cut
[21:30] <05Sevdrone> cut
[21:30] <05Corsair> cut
[21:30] <05TerrorTeen> cut
[21:30] <05Majel> CATCHPHRASE now gets status: "It's cut!".
[21:30] <05Majel> 0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (100%) [[1 mutes ]
[21:30] <05Majel> Sevdrone asks about CHARGING
[21:30] <05Majel> "When he gets out, I'm CHARGING him rent!
"
[21:30] <05Sevdrone> keep
[21:30] <05Mark> keep
[21:30] <05T_Bonz> cut
[21:30] <05Corsair> cut
[21:30] <05T_Bonz> sounds like Quark
[21:31] <05DrJonasBashir> keep
[21:31] <05DrJonasBashir> It's Bones' humor
[21:31] <05Corsair> yeah, not buns at all...
[21:31] <05Mark> ...before Quark's time...
[21:31] <05TerrorTeen> cut
[21:31] <05DrJonasBashir> for me it is
[21:31] <05Majel> CHARGING now gets status: "Equal vote.".
[21:31] <05Majel> 3 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (50%) [[1 mutes ]
[21:31] <05Mark> ...but is his humor...
[21:31] <05Majel> Sevdrone asks about FASCINATING
[21:31] <05Majel> "Dammit Gym, that's FASCINATING.
"
[21:31] <05T_Bonz> keep
[21:31] <05Sevdrone> keep
[21:31] <05Mark> keep
[21:31] <05Corsair> CLEVER ALERT!!!!!!
[21:31] <05Corsair> keep
[21:31] <05T_Bonz> very
[21:31] <05TerrorTeen> keep
[21:31] <05T_Bonz> wish it was mine! :)
[21:32] <05DrJonasBashir> keep
[21:32] <05Mark> ...I wish my chess line was not culled...
[21:32] <05Corsair> I wish my shirley temple line wasn't culled
[21:32] <05T_Bonz> I remember that line
[21:32] <05Majel> FASCINATING now gets status: "Keep it!".
[21:32] <05Majel> 6 keeps (100%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 0 cuts (0%) [[1 mutes ]
[21:32] <05Majel> Sevdrone asks about ILLOGICAL
[21:32] <05Majel> "ILLOGICAL! He's dead, Gym!
"
[21:32] <05TerrorTeen> What were they?
[21:32] <05Mark> keep
[21:32] <05T_Bonz> keep
[21:32] <05TerrorTeen> keep
[21:32] <05DrJonasBashir> keep
[21:32] <05Sevdrone> cut
[21:32] <05Corsair> cut
[21:32] <05DrJonasBashir> this one's in the same style..
[21:32] <05Majel> ILLOGICAL now gets status: "Keep it!".
[21:32] <05Majel> 4 keeps (67%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (33%) [[1 mutes ]
[21:33] <05Majel> Sevdrone asks about MIND
[21:33] <05Majel> "He was out of his MIND-- and I want him out of mine!
"
[21:33] <05Mark> cut
[21:33] <05DrJonasBashir> keep
[21:33] <05Sevdrone> keep
[21:33] <05Corsair> keep
[21:33] <05T_Bonz> neutral
[21:33] <05TerrorTeen> cut
[21:33] <05Corsair> I'm voting for this, but it's uncomfortably close to the actual movie line....
[21:33] <05T_L_E> Where are JC, Johan and the other regulars... or were regulars?
[21:33] <05Mark> ...my chess one was a pick of the day, you can see it there...
[21:33] <05T_Bonz> don't you hate when you make pick of the day
[21:33] <05Majel> MIND now gets status: "Keep it!".
[21:33] <05Majel> 3 keeps (50%) -- 1 neutrals (17%) -- 2 cuts (33%) [[1 mutes ]
[21:33] <05T_Bonz> but don't make finalist :)
[21:33] <05Majel> Sevdrone asks about SHIP
[21:33] <05Majel> "It was bad enough sharing a SHIP with him!
"
[21:33] <05Mark> Exactly!!
[21:33] <05Mark> keep
[21:33] <05Corsair> cut
[21:33] <05T_Bonz> them's the breaks
[21:34] <05DrJonasBashir> keep
[21:34] <05Sevdrone> keep
[21:34] <05T_Bonz> keep
[21:34] <05Mark> yep
[21:34] <05T_Bonz> try getting 7 or 8 finalists and losing :)
[21:34] <05T_Bonz> you learn to laugh it off
[21:34] <05TerrorTeen> cut
[21:34] <05Mark> Still, I like making pick of the day...it pretty rare
[21:34] <05Majel> SHIP now gets status: "Keep it!".
[21:34] <05Majel> 4 keeps (67%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (33%) [[1 mutes ]
[21:34] <05Majel> Sevdrone asks about STICKING
[21:34] <05Majel> "I knew it! Always STICKING his ears where he's not invited!
"
[21:34] <05Sevdrone> keep
[21:34] <05Mark> keep
[21:34] <05TerrorTeen> Yeah, I liked doing that too.
[21:34] <05T_Bonz> keep
[21:34] <05Corsair> keep
[21:34] <05DrJonasBashir> leep
[21:34] <05DrJonasBashir> keep
[21:35] <05TerrorTeen> cut
[21:35] <05T_Bonz> true, it's fun
[21:35] <05Majel> STICKING now gets status: "Keep it!".
[21:35] <05Majel> 5 keeps (83%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 1 cuts (17%) [[1 mutes ]
[21:35] <05Majel> Now in FINAL mode.
[21:35] <05Majel> Sevdrone requested the shortlist:
[21:35] <05Majel> CHARGING [50%, 0] "Equal vote."
[21:35] <05Majel> FASCINATING [100%, 0] "Keep it!"
[21:35] <05Majel> ILLOGICAL [67%, 0] "Keep it!"
[21:35] <05Majel> MIND [50%, 0] "Keep it!"
[21:35] <05Majel> SHIP [67%, 0] "Keep it!"
[21:35] <05Majel> STICKING [83%, 0] "Keep it!"
[21:35] <05TerrorTeen> voye4 fascinating
[21:35] <05Corsair> vote4 fascinating
[21:35] <05T_Bonz> vote4 fascinating
[21:35] <05Corsair> redo it tt
[21:35] <05Sevdrone> vote4 fascinating
[21:35] <05Sevdrone> Spelt right? Good.
[21:35] <05T_Bonz> that one just stood out among many good ones
[21:35] <05DrJonasBashir> vote4 fascinating
[21:35] <05Mark> vOh, heck...that vote is clear enough...
[21:36] <05TerrorTeen> vote4 fascinating
[21:36] <05T_L_E> anyone...? JC? Johan? Where are they?
[21:36] <05TerrorTeen> I know, I know, my computer likes taking its time.
[21:36] <05Mark> vote4 fascinating
[21:36] <05DrJonasBashir> they're not here
[21:36] <05Sevdrone> They're somewhere else.
[21:36] <05Mark> I think we know the results
[21:36] <05Majel> Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
[21:36] <05Majel> FASCINATING scored 6 vote(s).
[21:36] <05Majel> Votes cast: 6 Judges present: 7
[21:36] <05DrJonasBashir> whoa
[21:36] <05Sevdrone> Okay. We move on.
[21:36] <05TerrorTeen> TLE asked where ARE they, not where AREN'T they...
[21:37] <05Majel> Now in OFF mode.
[21:37] <05Majel> Retrieving punchlines for competition SCIFIMOVIES, please stand by...
[21:37] <05Majel> Retrieval SCIFIMOVIES competition complete.
[21:37] <05Majel> Sevdrone requested the shortlist:
[21:37] <05Majel> BIDDER [0%, 0] "Nominated."
[21:37] <05Majel> FIRE [0%, 0] "Nominated."
[21:37] <05Majel> HAD [0%, 0] "Nominated."
[21:37] <05Majel> NEXT [0%, 0] "Nominated."
[21:37] <05Corsair> if you knew what he meant, why correct him?
[21:37] <05Majel> OXYGEN [0%, 0] "Nominated."
[21:37] <05Majel> PLANS [0%, 0] "Nominated."
[21:37] <05Majel> REGULATIONS [0%, 0] "Nominated."
[21:37] <05Majel> SURE [0%, 0] "Nominated."
[21:37] <05T_L_E> Why aren't they here?
[21:37] <05Majel> Now in ELIMINATE mode.
[21:37] <05T_Bonz> we had one like this comp before
[21:37] <05T_L_E> damned nitpickers :p
[21:38] <05T_Bonz> Ja
[21:38] <05Sevdrone> I don't know.
[21:38] <05Majel> Sevdrone asks about BIDDER
[21:38] <05Majel> "I hate the Emperor's "Lowest BIDDER" regulations...
"
[21:38] <05Mark> keep
[21:38] <05Sevdrone> cut
[21:38] <05T_Bonz> keep
[21:38] <05Corsair> keep
[21:38] <05TerrorTeen> neutral
[21:38] <05Corsair> mine was similar to this...but shorter
[21:39] <05DrJonasBashir> cut
[21:39] <05Majel> BIDDER now gets status: "Keep it!".
[21:39] <05Majel> 3 keeps (50%) -- 1 neutrals (17%) -- 2 cuts (33%) [[1 mutes ]
[21:39] <05Majel> Sevdrone asks about FIRE
[21:39] <05Majel> "You may FIRE the designers when ready
"
[21:39] <05Mark> keep
[21:39] <05Sevdrone> keep
[21:39] <05T_Bonz> keep
[21:39] <05Corsair> keep
[21:39] <05Mark> The first targets of the new gun...
[21:40] <05TerrorTeen> neutral
[21:40] <05Sevdrone> cut
[21:40] <05DrJonasBashir> keep
[21:40] <05Corsair> Make them stand in the tunnel
[21:40] <05Mark> And the lead at the connection point
[21:40] <05Majel> FIRE now gets status: "Keep it!".
[21:40] <05Majel> 4 keeps (67%) -- 1 neutrals (17%) -- 1 cuts (17%) [[1 mutes ]
[21:40] <05Majel> Sevdrone asks about HAD
[21:40] <05Majel> "You HAD to follow union rules...
"
[21:40] <05Sevdrone> cut
[21:40] <05Corsair> cut
[21:40] <05T_Bonz> cut
[21:40] <05DrJonasBashir> keep
[21:40] <05Mark> neutral
[21:40] <05TerrorTeen> neutral
[21:41] <05Majel> HAD now gets status: "It's cut!".
[21:41] <05Majel> 1 keeps (17%) -- 2 neutrals (33%) -- 3 cuts (50%) [[1 mutes ]
[21:41] <05Majel> Sevdrone asks about NEXT
[21:41] <05Majel> "Call it an undocumented security feature. NEXT!
"
[21:41] <05Mark> keep
[21:41] <05Sevdrone> keep
[21:41] <05T_Bonz> cut
[21:41] <05Corsair> cut
[21:41] <05TerrorTeen> neutral
[21:41] <05Mark> Coming from the software world, I like this one
[21:41] <05DrJonasBashir> keep
[21:41] <05DrJonasBashir> me too
[21:41] <05Majel> NEXT now gets status: "Keep it!".
[21:41] <05Majel> 3 keeps (50%) -- 1 neutrals (17%) -- 2 cuts (33%) [[1 mutes ]
[21:41] <05Majel> Sevdrone asks about OXYGEN
[21:41] <05Majel> "Vapor has been cutting off your OXYGEN again, hasn't he?
"
[21:41] <05Corsair> this one had potential, but need more of a mainstream wording.
[21:42] <05DrJonasBashir> er....
[21:42] <05DrJonasBashir> keep
[21:42] <05Mark> cut
[21:42] <05T_Bonz> neutral
[21:42] <05Corsair> cut
[21:42] <05Sevdrone> keep
[21:42] <05TerrorTeen> neutral
[21:42] <05Majel> OXYGEN now gets status: "Keep for now.".
[21:42] <05Majel> 2 keeps (33%) -- 2 neutrals (33%) -- 2 cuts (33%) [[1 mutes ]
[21:42] <05Majel> Sevdrone asks about PLANS
[21:42] <05Majel> "Okay, which one of you posted the PLANS on the net?
"
[21:42] <05T_Bonz> cut
[21:42] <05Sevdrone> You're throwing in alot of neutrals, TT.
[21:42] <05Mark> neutral
[21:42] <05Corsair> cut
[21:42] <05DrJonasBashir> this one COULD be good but it just isn't
[21:42] <05DrJonasBashir> cut
[21:42] <05Sevdrone> cut
[21:43] <05Mark> We have the freedom to vote anyway we desire
[21:43] <05Corsair> Yeah, they don't know the plans have been transmitted yet...
[21:43] <05TerrorTeen> I
[21:43] <05Sevdrone> I was just wondering if there was a reason. If she didn't like Star Wars or something.
[21:43] <05Sevdrone> No biggie. :)
[21:43] <05TerrorTeen> I'm neutral about Star Wars.
[21:43] <05Mark> Why should a flaw be the result of posting the plans to the net?
[21:43] <05Sevdrone> You see? There. :)
[21:43] <05TerrorTeen> neutral
[21:43] <05Majel> PLANS now gets status: "It's cut!".
[21:43] <05Majel> 0 keeps (0%) -- 2 neutrals (33%) -- 4 cuts (67%) [[1 mutes ]
[21:43] <05Majel> Sevdrone asks about REGULATIONS
[21:43] <05Majel> "Darned Impure Building REGULATIONS!
"
[21:43] <05Sevdrone> cut
[21:43] <05Mark> keep
[21:43] <05T_Bonz> cut
[21:44] <05Corsair> cut
[21:44] <05TerrorTeen> neutral
[21:44] <05DrJonasBashir> cut
[21:44] <05Corsair> why would regulations require a "Weak spot"?
[21:44] <05Majel> REGULATIONS now gets status: "It's cut!".
[21:44] <05Majel> 1 keeps (17%) -- 1 neutrals (17%) -- 4 cuts (67%) [[1 mutes ]
[21:44] <05Mark> All their ships seem to have one.
[21:44] <05Majel> Sevdrone asks about SURE
[21:44] <05Majel> "You're SURE you're not working for the Rebels anymore, Johnson?
"
[21:44] <05Sevdrone> keep
[21:44] <05Mark> keep
[21:44] <05Corsair> keep
[21:44] <05T_Bonz> cut
[21:44] <05TerrorTeen> Windoze 98. 'Nuff said.
[21:44] <05TerrorTeen> neutral
[21:45] <05DrJonasBashir> cut
[21:45] <05Majel> SURE now gets status: "Keep it!".
[21:45] <05Majel> 3 keeps (60%) -- 1 neutrals (20%) -- 1 cuts (20%) [[2 mutes ]
[21:45] <05Majel> Now in FINAL mode.
[21:45] <05Corsair> need a little editing though...
[21:45] <05Majel> Sevdrone requested the shortlist:
[21:45] <05Majel> BIDDER [50%, 0] "Keep it!"
[21:45] <05Majel> FIRE [67%, 0] "Keep it!"
[21:45] <05Majel> NEXT [50%, 0] "Keep it!"
[21:45] <05Majel> OXYGEN [33%, 0] "Keep for now."
[21:45] <05Majel> SURE [60%, 0] "Keep it!"
[21:45] <05Mark> vote4 next
[21:45] <05T_Bonz> vote4 fire
[21:45] <05Sevdrone> vote4 sure
[21:45] <05DrJonasBashir> vote4 next
[21:46] <05Corsair> vote4 sure
[21:46] <05Corsair> hard choice...
[21:46] <05Mark> ...Sevqueen...
[21:46] <05DrJonasBashir> wait
[21:46] <05Corsair> speak up mutes!
[21:46] <05DrJonasBashir> tally now
[21:47] <05Majel> Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
[21:47] <05Majel> FIRE scored 1 vote(s).
[21:47] <05Majel> NEXT scored 2 vote(s).
[21:47] <05Majel> SURE scored 2 vote(s).
[21:47] <05Majel> Votes cast: 5 Judges present: 7
[21:47] <05DrJonasBashir> cut 'fire'
[21:47] <05Sevdrone> TLE has wandered away
[21:47] <05T_Bonz> oh frell
[21:47] <05DrJonasBashir> revote, TeeBee
[21:47] <05Majel> FIRE now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
[21:47] <05T_Bonz> vote4 sure
[21:47] <05Sevdrone> Of course Jonas your highness sir
[21:47] <05T_L_E> I'm still around
[21:47] <05Sevdrone> grovel grovel
[21:47] <05Majel> Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
[21:47] <05Majel> NEXT scored 2 vote(s).
[21:47] <05Majel> SURE scored 3 vote(s).
[21:47] <05Majel> Votes cast: 5 Judges present: 7
[21:47] <05Corsair> vote4 sure
[21:48] <05DrJonasBashir> =]
[21:48] <05Majel> Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
[21:48] <05Majel> NEXT scored 2 vote(s).
[21:48] <05Majel> SURE scored 3 vote(s).
[21:48] <05Majel> Votes cast: 5 Judges present: 7
[21:48] <05T_Bonz> hard to choose between the 3
[21:48] <05DrJonasBashir> vote!
[21:48] <05Corsair> yeah
[21:48] <05DrJonasBashir> come on, TLE
[21:48] <05T_Bonz> I didn't have a strong preference, so can be persuaded
[21:48] <05T_Bonz> if anyone does
[21:48] <05DrJonasBashir> TerrorTeen is mute
[21:48] <05T_Bonz> fire-sure-next -
[21:48] <05T_Bonz> six to one, half dozen to the other
[21:49] <05DrJonasBashir> fire was cut
[21:49] <05T_Bonz> sure and next were equal to me
[21:49] <05Sevdrone> Moving right along - foot loose and fancy free
[21:49] <05Corsair> Looook into my eyes.....you are getttingggg sleeeeppppyyyyy....
[21:49] * Mark continues eating his popcorn
[21:49] <05T_L_E> sorry, not been paying attention
[21:50] <05T_Bonz> TT doesn't want to get her chops busted for being neutral again! :)
[21:50] <05Mark> Flip a coin and vote for next or sure
[21:50] <05T_Bonz> I did
[21:50] * TerrorTeen drinks some Coke - sluuuuurp...
[21:50] <05T_L_E> vote4sure there :)
[21:50] <05Majel> Now in ELIMINATE mode.
[21:50] <05Majel> Now in OFF mode.
[21:50] <05T_L_E> vote4 sure there :)
[21:50] <05Majel> Retrieving punchlines for competition SCIFITV, please stand by...
[21:50] <05Majel> Retrieval SCIFITV competition complete.
[21:50] <05Majel> Sevdrone requested the shortlist:
[21:50] <05Majel> ABANDON [0%, 0] "Nominated."
[21:50] <05Majel> IT [0%, 0] "Nominated."
[21:50] <05Majel> BILLION [0%, 0] "Nominated."
[21:50] <05Majel> FINE [0%, 0] "Nominated."
[21:50] <05T_L_E> vote4 sure
[21:50] <05Majel> IMPLANTS [0%, 0] "Nominated."
[21:50] <05Majel> JOB [0%, 0] "Nominated."
[21:51] <05Majel> LOUD [0%, 0] "Nominated."
[21:51] <05Sevdrone> Too late
[21:51] <05Majel> MIND [0%, 0] "Nominated."
[21:51] <05Majel> OPEN [0%, 0] "Nominated."
[21:51] <05Majel> READ [0%, 0] "Nominated."
[21:51] <05Majel> SECRETS [0%, 0] "Nominated."
[21:51] <05T_L_E> :-p
[21:51] <05Majel> SUMMER [0%, 0] "Nominated."
[21:51] <05Majel> WANT [0%, 0] "Nominated."
[21:51] <05Majel> Now in ELIMINATE mode.
[21:51] <05Majel> Sevdrone asks about ABANDON
[21:51] <05Majel> "ABANDON all thoughts ye who enter here
"
[21:51] <05Sevdrone> keep
[21:51] <05T_Bonz> this is tough, I don't know this show
[21:51] <05Corsair> cut
[21:51] <05TerrorTeen> neutral
[21:51] <05T_Bonz> keep
[21:51] <05TerrorTeen> :)
[21:51] <05Sevdrone> JC can deal with it now, we narrowed it down to two punchlines for him.
[21:51] <05DrJonasBashir> ah, Psi corps
[21:51] <05Mark> This is where telepaths train to be cops....
[21:51] <05Mark> neutral
[21:51] <05DrJonasBashir> cut
[21:51] <05Majel> ABANDON now gets status: "Keep for now.".
[21:51] <05Majel> 2 keeps (33%) -- 2 neutrals (33%) -- 2 cuts (33%) [[1 mutes ]
[21:52] <05Majel> Sevdrone asks about IT
[21:52] <05Majel> "Don't even think IT!
"
[21:52] <05T_Bonz> keep
[21:52] <05Sevdrone> cut
[21:52] <05DrJonasBashir> keep
[21:52] <05Corsair> keep
[21:52] <05Mark> ...or live with their 'gifts'
[21:52] <05T_Bonz> so if I make any obvious gaffes, SORREE!!
[21:52] <05TerrorTeen> keep
[21:52] <05DrJonasBashir> "don't even think about it" would be funnier
[21:52] <05Mark> keep
[21:53] <05Majel> IT now gets status: "Keep it!".
[21:53] <05Majel> 5 keeps (83%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 1 cuts (17%) [[1 mutes ]
[21:53] <05Majel> Sevdrone asks about BILLION
[21:53] <05Majel> "Over 2 BILLION minds read.
"
[21:53] <05Mark> keep
[21:53] <05DrJonasBashir> keep
[21:53] <05Sevdrone> cut
[21:53] <05Corsair> cut
[21:53] <05T_Bonz> cut
[21:54] <05Corsair> to McPunchline...
[21:54] <05TerrorTeen> keep
[21:54] <05Majel> BILLION now gets status: "It's cut!".
[21:54] <05Majel> 2 keeps (40%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (60%) [[2 mutes ]
[21:54] <05Majel> Sevdrone asks about FINE
[21:54] <05Majel> "$1000 FINE for fantasizing
"
[21:54] <05Mark> I'll have fries with that one
[21:54] <05TerrorTeen> I said keep...
[21:54] <05Corsair> Mine was :Cafeteria special, Non-aligned Life Forms, $3.95 and a 20oz drink.
[21:54] <05Sevdrone> cut
[21:54] <05Mark> cut
[21:54] <05Corsair> keep
[21:54] <05TerrorTeen> keep
[21:54] <05T_Bonz> cut
[21:54] <05Sevdrone> I take it they don't go into voyuerism
[21:54] <05DrJonasBashir> cut
[21:54] <05Mark> Oh, but they do!
[21:55] <05Majel> FINE now gets status: "It's cut!".
[21:55] <05Majel> 2 keeps (33%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (67%) [[1 mutes ]
[21:55] <05Corsair> not without a permit.
[21:55] <05Majel> Sevdrone asks about IMPLANTS
[21:55] <05Majel> "Got IMPLANTS?
"
[21:55] <05TerrorTeen> cut
[21:55] <05DrJonasBashir> keep ?
[21:55] <05Sevdrone> cut
[21:55] <05T_Bonz> Seven of Nine slogan :)
[21:55] <05Mark> cut
[21:55] <05Sevdrone> I don't get this one
[21:55] <05Corsair> cut *bad thoughts*
[21:55] <05TerrorTeen> lol
[21:55] <05T_Bonz> cut
[21:55] <05T_Bonz> I'm so ticked at Voyager right now :mad:
[21:55] <05Mark> Why?
[21:55] <05T_Bonz> rumors of bad things
[21:55] <05Sevdrone> Why? Because it's leaving you? :)
[21:55] <05TerrorTeen> Involving aforementioned Borg and Chakotay, right?
[21:56] <05Majel> IMPLANTS now gets status: "It's cut!".
[21:56] <05Majel> 1 keeps (17%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (83%) [[1 mutes ]
[21:56] <05Majel> Sevdrone asks about JOB
[21:56] <05Majel> "Psev Corps: It's not just a JOB, It's a whole new personality.
"
[21:56] <05T_Bonz> Ja
[21:56] <05DrJonasBashir> cut
[21:56] <05TerrorTeen> keep
[21:56] <05Corsair> keep
[21:56] <05T_Bonz> keep
[21:56] <05TerrorTeen> Thought so.
[21:56] <05Mark> neutral
[21:56] <05T_Bonz> Definite J/C here
[21:56] <05Sevdrone> keep
[21:56] <05T_Bonz> Frelling B&B
[21:56] <05Sevdrone> I'm just happy it's going!
[21:56] <05TerrorTeen> J/C forever!
[21:56] <05Majel> JOB now gets status: "Keep it!".
[21:56] <05Majel> 4 keeps (67%) -- 1 neutrals (17%) -- 1 cuts (17%) [[1 mutes ]
[21:56] <05Majel> Sevdrone asks about LOUD
[21:56] <05Majel> "Don't think out LOUD.
"
[21:56] <05T_Bonz> I happen to like it. I only started watching a year ago
[21:56] <05Sevdrone> cut
[21:56] <05Corsair> cut
[21:56] <05T_Bonz> neutral
[21:57] <05Mark> keep
[21:57] <05TerrorTeen> I haven't missed an episode.
[21:57] <05Sevdrone> I started watching it from the start. That's too long.
[21:57] <05T_Bonz> I prefer TOS and DS9
[21:57] <05T_Bonz> but like TNG and VOY
[21:57] <05Sevdrone> Ditto
[21:57] <05Mark> It does not seem so long by season 4
[21:57] <05DrJonasBashir> cut
[21:57] <05T_Bonz> A Trek fan for all ages
[21:57] <05Majel> LOUD now gets status: "It's cut!".
[21:57] <05Majel> 1 keeps (20%) -- 1 neutrals (20%) -- 3 cuts (60%) [[2 mutes ]
[21:57] <05Majel> Sevdrone asks about MIND
[21:57] <05Majel> "Invading your MIND since 2147
"
[21:57] <05T_Bonz> and eagerly await Enterprise
[21:57] <05T_Bonz> "Oh Boy!"
[21:57] <05Mark> keep
[21:57] <05Corsair> cut
[21:57] <05TerrorTeen> keep
[21:58] <05T_Bonz> ummm...
[21:58] <05Sevdrone> keep
[21:58] <05T_Bonz> keep ??
[21:58] <05Corsair> they don't invade their own minds
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[21:58] <05T_Bonz> I'm really winging it here
[21:58] <05DrJonasBashir> keep
[21:58] <05Corsair> Well, we Bored TLE off the JS....
[21:58] <05TerrorTeen> Me too.
[21:58] <05T_Bonz> lol
[21:58] <05T_Bonz> TLE got snarked
[21:58] <05TerrorTeen> D/7's good too.
[21:58] <05Mark> ...the pits are next...hang on...
[21:58] <05Majel> MIND now gets status: "Keep it!".
[21:58] <05Majel> 5 keeps (83%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 1 cuts (17%) [[0 mutes ]
[21:59] <05Majel> Sevdrone asks about OPEN
[21:59] <05Majel> "Keep an OPEN mind!
"
[21:59] <05T_Bonz> J/C and D/7 is how it should be
[21:59] <05TerrorTeen> keep
[21:59] <05Corsair> cut
[21:59] <05T_Bonz> none of this C/7 bulls***
[21:59] <05TerrorTeen> Agreed.
[21:59] <05T_Bonz> cut
[21:59] <05Mark> keep
[21:59] <05DrJonasBashir> cut
[21:59] <05TerrorTeen> It's pukeable.
[21:59] <05Sevdrone> D... who the frell is D?
[21:59] <05T_Bonz> amen
[21:59] <05Sevdrone> D'Argo?
[21:59] <05DrJonasBashir> A/T for me!
[21:59] <05T_Bonz> EMH
[21:59] <05Sevdrone> Oh...
[21:59] <05Sevdrone> You people aren't making sense. :)
[21:59] <05TerrorTeen> D'Argo? LOL!
[21:59] <05Majel> OPEN now gets status: "It's cut!".
[21:59] <05Majel> 2 keeps (40%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (60%) [[1 mutes ]
[22:00] <05DrJonasBashir> Archer/T'Pau of course!
[22:00] <05Majel> Sevdrone asks about READ
[22:00] <05Majel> "READ any good minds lately? We have.
"
[22:00] <05TerrorTeen> Ack.
[22:00] <05TerrorTeen> keep
[22:00] <05Corsair> cut
[22:00] <05Mark> keep
[22:00] <05T_Bonz> keep
[22:00] <05DrJonasBashir> take the 'we have' out and oyu have a good punchline
[22:00] <05TerrorTeen> Archer/T'Pau...
[22:00] <05TerrorTeen> ...Archer/T'Pau...
[22:00] <05TerrorTeen> I can live with that.
[22:00] <05T_Bonz> how'd you like "homestead"?
[22:00] <05Sevdrone> Oh jeez. Don't start that already you haven't even seen the pilot. I'm not holding up high thoughts.
[22:00] <05Mark> My thoughts exactly, DJB
[22:00] <05T_Bonz> ah, you men
[22:00] <05T_Bonz> no optimism
[22:00] <05Sevdrone> cut
[22:01] <05Majel> READ now gets status: "Keep it!".
[22:01] <05Majel> 3 keeps (60%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (40%) [[1 mutes ]
[22:01] <05Majel> Sevdrone asks about SECRETS
[22:01] <05Majel> "Got SECRETS?
"
[22:01] <05DrJonasBashir> I don't really think they'll go together on the entire run
[22:01] <05Corsair> cut
[22:01] <05Mark> keep
[22:01] <05DrJonasBashir> I'm just teasing you
[22:01] <05DrJonasBashir> cut
[22:01] <05T_Bonz> cut
[22:01] <05Sevdrone> keep
[22:01] <05TerrorTeen> cut
[22:01] <05T_Bonz> they should keep romance out of Trek
[22:01] <05T_Bonz> if they keep frelling it up
[22:01] <05Mark> Yep, and only leave in the sex
[22:01] <05T_Bonz> they frell that up too
[22:01] <05Sevdrone> Paris and Torres went well together. So did Dax and Worf
[22:01] <05Mark> ...like the original...
[22:01] <05TerrorTeen> Hmm...hmm...or they could hire me. :)
[22:01] <05Majel> SECRETS now gets status: "It's cut!".
[22:01] <05Majel> 2 keeps (33%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (67%) [[0 mutes ]
[22:02] <05Majel> Sevdrone asks about SUMMER
[22:02] <05Majel> "I know what you thought last SUMMER
"
[22:02] <05DrJonasBashir> <05Mark> Yep, and only leave in the sex >> what sex?
[22:02] <05Corsair> cut
[22:02] <05Sevdrone> keep
[22:02] <05T_Bonz> like hell, they turned torres into a wimp
[22:02] <05DrJonasBashir> hardcore, S&M, homosexual intercourse
[22:02] <05DrJonasBashir> tantric sex?
[22:02] <05T_Bonz> keep
[22:02] <05TerrorTeen> KIM and Torres went well together.
[22:02] <05Mark> The pay-per-view version :)
[22:02] <05TerrorTeen> keep
[22:02] <05Mark> neutral
[22:02] <05T_Bonz> Torres went well with Chakotay
[22:02] <05DrJonasBashir> ah, 'all of the above'!
[22:02] <05T_Bonz> better than 7 of bimbette
[22:02] <05Mark> you mean 40 of DD
[22:03] <05DrJonasBashir> I fell in love with the new T'Pau
[22:03] <05DrJonasBashir> she's gorgeous
[22:03] <05T_Bonz> Hope they change her name
[22:03] <05TerrorTeen> Ah-gotta Backache - her human name.
[22:03] <05DrJonasBashir> I dig brunettes than blondes better
[22:03] <05Sevdrone> I haven't seen pictures of the crew
[22:03] <05Majel> SUMMER now gets status: "Keep it!".
[22:03] <05Majel> 3 keeps (60%) -- 1 neutrals (20%) -- 1 cuts (20%) [[1 mutes ]
[22:03] <05T_Bonz> I have
[22:03] <05Majel> Sevdrone asks about WANT
[22:03] <05Majel> "Join Sev Corps - We know you WANT to.
"
[22:03] <05T_Bonz> keep
[22:03] <05Mark> keep
[22:03] <05TerrorTeen> keep
[22:03] <05Sevdrone> keep
[22:03] <05Mark> ...this one works...
[22:03] <05Corsair> Drone: Hit the SB, there's a big post with pics about it....
[22:04] <05Corsair> keep
[22:04] <05DrJonasBashir> done by me
[22:04] <05TerrorTeen> Because women with big...talent...get backaches from their...talent.
[22:04] <05Mark> That's where I read it from
[22:04] <05DrJonasBashir> and conveniently taken from TrekToday
[22:04] <05T_Bonz> or Trekbbs or Section31
[22:04] <05Mark> TT They get strng shoulders...that's it....
[22:04] <05Corsair> That's ok, it was informative...
[22:04] <05Mark> strong...
[22:04] <05DrJonasBashir> I supposed some of you wouldn't go to TrekToday so I reproduced it there
[22:04] <05TerrorTeen> Nah, they get backaches.
[22:04] <05T_Bonz> I hit 'em all
[22:05] <05DrJonasBashir> cut
[22:05] <05Mark> Even in the 24th century?
[22:05] <05Corsair> I'll go to TrekToday, Tomorrow...
[22:05] <05DrJonasBashir> wait
[22:05] <05DrJonasBashir> keep
[22:05] <05DrJonasBashir> TALLY!
[22:05] <05Sevdrone> Oh, is it just those pictures from Trektoday. Nothing to write home about really, it doesn't tell you anything.
[22:05] <05T_Bonz> if we ever finish here, I'll go there!
[22:05] <05Majel> WANT now gets status: "Keep it!".
[22:05] <05Majel> 6 keeps (100%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 0 cuts (0%) [[0 mutes ]
[22:05] <05Majel> Now in FINAL mode.
[22:05] <05TerrorTeen> Yeah.
[22:05] <05T_Bonz> it's been 2 hours
[22:05] <05Majel> Sevdrone requested the shortlist:
[22:05] <05Majel> ABANDON [33%, 0] "Keep for now."
[22:05] <05Majel> IT [83%, 0] "Keep it!"
[22:05] <05Majel> BILLION [50%, 0] "Equal vote."
[22:05] <05Majel> JOB [67%, 0] "Keep it!"
[22:05] <05Majel> MIND [83%, 0] "Keep it!"
[22:05] <05Mark> and counting
[22:05] <05Majel> READ [60%, 0] "Keep it!"
[22:05] <05Majel> SUMMER [60%, 0] "Keep it!"
[22:05] <05Majel> WANT [100%, 0] "Keep it!"
[22:05] <05T_Bonz> 2 frelling hours!!!!
[22:05] <05Corsair> Trouble with that one is, everyone there ALREADY IS in the Corps...
[22:06] <05Mark> vote4 want
[22:06] <05Sevdrone> vote4 want
[22:06] <05DrJonasBashir> eeh
[22:06] <05DrJonasBashir> SHORT list?
[22:06] <05Corsair> vote4 fine
[22:06] <05DrJonasBashir> vote4 it
[22:06] <05T_Bonz> vote4 I don't KNOW!!
[22:06] <05TerrorTeen> vote4 billion
[22:07] <05Majel> Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
[22:07] <05Majel> IT scored 1 vote(s).
[22:07] <05Majel> BILLION scored 1 vote(s).
[22:07] <05Majel> WANT scored 2 vote(s).
[22:07] <05Majel> Votes cast: 4 Judges present: 6
[22:07] <05Sevdrone> So...
[22:07] <05Corsair> whoops!
[22:07] <05Corsair> vote4 it
[22:08] <05T_Bonz> vote4 it
[22:08] <05Majel> Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
[22:08] <05Majel> IT scored 3 vote(s).
[22:08] <05Majel> BILLION scored 1 vote(s).
[22:08] <05Majel> WANT scored 2 vote(s).
[22:08] <05Majel> Votes cast: 6 Judges present: 6
[22:08] <05Majel> BILLION now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
[22:08] <05DrJonasBashir> IT, IT, IT, IT, IT, IT, vIT, IT,
[22:08] <05TerrorTeen> vote4 want
[22:08] <05Sevdrone> I say we move on. Good. Everyone agrees.
[22:08] <05Majel> Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
[22:08] <05Majel> IT scored 3 vote(s).
[22:08] <05Majel> WANT scored 3 vote(s).
[22:08] <05Majel> Votes cast: 6 Judges present: 6
[22:09] <05Majel> This is one for the Sevqueen. Even I admit her power.
[22:09] <05Mark> time keeps on ticking, ticking, ticking, into the future....
[22:09] <05T_Bonz> Holy Sevqueen batman
[22:09] <05Majel> Now in ELIMINATE mode.
[22:09] <05Majel> Now in OFF mode.
[22:09] <05Majel> Retrieving punchlines for competition THEPITS, please stand by...
[22:09] <05Majel> Retrieval THEPITS competition complete.
[22:09] <05Majel> Sevdrone requested the shortlist:
[22:09] <05Majel> EASY [0%, 0] "Nominated."
[22:09] <05Majel> HIDE [0%, 0] "Nominated."
[22:09] <05Majel> LOOK [0%, 0] "Nominated."
[22:09] <05Majel> PLANE [0%, 0] "Nominated."
[22:09] <05Majel> RHETORICAL [0%, 0] "Nominated."
[22:09] <05Majel> TROUBLES [0%, 0] "Nominated."
[22:09] <05Majel> WORK [0%, 0] "Nominated."
[22:09] <05Majel> Now in ELIMINATE mode.
[22:09] <05Majel> Sevdrone asks about EASY
[22:09] <05Majel> "EASY come, easy go.
"
[22:09] <05T_Bonz> cut
[22:09] <05TerrorTeen> cut
[22:09] <05Corsair> cut
[22:09] <05Mark> keep
[22:09] <05Mark> This session has been running on Wayne time...
[22:09] <05T_Bonz> no s***
[22:09] <05T_Bonz> Zzzz
[22:10] <05DrJonasBashir> keep
[22:10] <05T_Bonz> hurry up and vote....
[22:10] <05TerrorTeen> I've gotta get to another chat byn 11: 30!
[22:10] <05Mark> ...at least this is like Wayne...
[22:10] <05Corsair> I've got to be cleanin' up the place for tomorrow
[22:10] <05Sevdrone> keep
[22:10] <05Majel> EASY now gets status: "Equal vote.".
[22:10] <05Majel> 3 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (50%) [[0 mutes ]
[22:10] <05Majel> Sevdrone asks about HIDE
[22:10] <05Majel> "Now how shall I HIDE my newfound wealth!
"
[22:11] <05Sevdrone> keep
[22:11] <05Corsair> keep
[22:11] <05TerrorTeen> keep
[22:11] <05T_Bonz> keep
[22:11] <05Corsair> but it needs a question mark
[22:11] <05Mark> neutral
[22:11] <05DrJonasBashir> keep
[22:11] <05Majel> HIDE now gets status: "Keep it!".
[22:11] <05Majel> 5 keeps (83%) -- 1 neutrals (17%) -- 0 cuts (0%) [[0 mutes ]
[22:11] <05Majel> Sevdrone asks about LOOK
[22:11] <05Majel> "Don't LOOK at me
"
[22:11] <05T_Bonz> keep
[22:11] <05Sevdrone> keep
[22:11] <05TerrorTeen> cut
[22:11] <05Mark> And to think, I thought we'd be done by 4:30
[22:11] <05T_Bonz> haha
[22:11] <05Mark> ...er 9:30 to you
[22:11] <05DrJonasBashir> cut
[22:12] <05Mark> keep
[22:12] <05Sevdrone> Oh, quit hecnkling. You've got an extremely sick person running the JS.
[22:12] <05TerrorTeen> Yeah...when did we start?
[22:12] <05T_Bonz> what is wrong with you 8?
[22:12] <05Mark> Its an observation...
[22:12] <05Sevdrone> Nearly 11am
[22:12] <05Corsair> cut
[22:12] <05TerrorTeen> In health or mental state?
[22:12] <05DrJonasBashir> you'll have to tell us.. , later, of course
[22:12] <05Mark> I am truly thankful of the person running the JS!
[22:12] <05T_Bonz> can't talk and vote?
[22:12] <05DrJonasBashir> me too
[22:12] <05Majel> LOOK now gets status: "Equal vote.".
[22:12] <05Majel> 3 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (50%) [[0 mutes ]
[22:12] <05Majel> Sevdrone asks about PLANE
[22:12] <05Majel> "PLANE tickets to Mexico...
"
[22:12] <05Sevdrone> keep
[22:12] <05Mark> keep
[22:13] <05T_Bonz> keep
[22:13] <05Sevdrone> cut
[22:13] <05Corsair> keep
[22:13] <05DrJonasBashir> keep
[22:13] <05Sevdrone> Do you think The Pits will get a new character?
[22:13] <05Majel> PLANE now gets status: "Keep it!".
[22:13] <05Majel> 4 keeps (80%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 1 cuts (20%) [[1 mutes ]
[22:13] <05Majel> Sevdrone asks about RHETORICAL
[22:13] <05Majel> "It was a RHETORICAL question!
"
[22:13] <05T_Bonz> keep
[22:13] <05Mark> Probably
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[22:14] <05Corsair> JC seems to be hinting at it...
[22:14] <05TerrorTeen> cut
[22:14] <05DrJonasBashir> keep
[22:14] <05Corsair> cut
[22:14] <05Mark> neutral
[22:14] <05Sevdrone> keep
[22:14] <05Majel> RHETORICAL now gets status: "Keep it!".
[22:14] <05Majel> 3 keeps (50%) -- 1 neutrals (17%) -- 2 cuts (33%) [[1 mutes ]
[22:14] <05T_L_E> oops
[22:14] <05T_L_E> I am back :)
[22:14] <05Majel> Sevdrone asks about TROUBLES
[22:14] <05Majel> "Keep your TROUBLES to yourself, Herman.
"
[22:14] <05TerrorTeen> One, probably, that would not expect to pay rent...
[22:14] <05T_Bonz> yeah, we're still here
[22:14] <05T_Bonz> keep
[22:14] <05DrJonasBashir> keep !
[22:14] <05Corsair> cut
[22:14] <05TerrorTeen> keep
[22:14] <05Mark> keep
[22:14] <05Sevdrone> cut
[22:14] <05Majel> TROUBLES now gets status: "Keep it!".
[22:14] <05Majel> 4 keeps (67%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (33%) [[1 mutes ]
[22:15] <05Majel> Sevdrone asks about WORK
[22:15] <05Majel> "I'm sure you'll WORK something out
"
[22:15] <05Mark> Tun in at 4:00 for Twist!
[22:15] <05Corsair> keep
[22:15] <05Mark> keep
[22:15] <05T_Bonz> keep
[22:15] <05Sevdrone> Shutup, Mark. No one's keeping you here.
[22:15] <05Mark> ...Its a joke!
[22:15] <05DrJonasBashir> keep
[22:15] <05T_Bonz> no, we're rolling along now
[22:15] <05Corsair> then use a winky face....
[22:15] <05T_Bonz> like this ;)
[22:15] <05Sevdrone> cut
[22:16] <05T_Bonz> or this? ;p
[22:16] <05TerrorTeen> cut
[22:16] <05Sevdrone> keep
[22:16] <05Mark> :-}
[22:16] <05Majel> WORK now gets status: "Keep it!".
[22:16] <05Majel> 5 keeps (83%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 1 cuts (17%) [[1 mutes ]
[22:16] <05Mark> or [-:
[22:16] <05TerrorTeen> >;D
[22:16] <05Majel> Now in FINAL mode.
[22:16] <05Majel> Sevdrone requested the shortlist:
[22:16] <05Majel> EASY [50%, 0] "Equal vote."
[22:16] <05Majel> HIDE [83%, 0] "Keep it!"
[22:16] <05Majel> LOOK [50%, 0] "Equal vote."
[22:16] <05Majel> PLANE [80%, 0] "Keep it!"
[22:16] <05Majel> RHETORICAL [50%, 0] "Keep it!"
[22:16] <05Majel> TROUBLES [67%, 0] "Keep it!"
[22:16] <05DrJonasBashir> vote4 hide
[22:16] <05Majel> WORK [83%, 0] "Keep it!"
[22:16] <05T_Bonz> vote4 look
[22:16] <05Corsair> vote4 work
[22:16] <05Mark> maybe [>:-)
[22:16] <05Sevdrone> vote4 rhetorical
[22:16] <05Mark> vote4 easy
[22:17] <05TerrorTeen> vote4 hide
[22:17] <05T_Bonz> 6 votes, 6 different answers!
[22:17] <05DrJonasBashir> wow
[22:17] <05DrJonasBashir> erm... meditate, people
[22:17] <05Majel> Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
[22:17] <05Majel> EASY scored 1 vote(s).
[22:17] <05Majel> HIDE scored 2 vote(s).
[22:17] <05Majel> LOOK scored 1 vote(s).
[22:17] <05Majel> RHETORICAL scored 1 vote(s).
[22:17] <05Majel> WORK scored 1 vote(s).
[22:17] <05Majel> Votes cast: 6 Judges present: 7
[22:17] <05DrJonasBashir> (this means they're all good
[22:17] <05TerrorTeen> Two hides...
[22:17] * Mark agrees
[22:17] <05DrJonasBashir> I *think* HIDE wins
[22:17] <05T_Bonz> two were good in my opinion
[22:17] <05T_Bonz> oh hogwash! ;)
[22:17] <05Sevdrone> vote4 hide
[22:18] <05DrJonasBashir> NOW it won
[22:18] <05T_Bonz> that'll do it
[22:18] <05Corsair> vote4 hide
[22:18] <05Majel> Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
[22:18] <05Majel> EASY scored 1 vote(s).
[22:18] <05Majel> HIDE scored 4 vote(s).
[22:18] <05Majel> LOOK scored 1 vote(s).
[22:18] <05Majel> Votes cast: 6 Judges present: 7
[22:18] <05T_Bonz> THAT'LL do it :)
[22:18] <05DrJonasBashir> next...
[22:18] <05Majel> Now in ELIMINATE mode.
[22:18] <05Majel> Now in OFF mode.
[22:18] <05Majel> Retrieving punchlines for competition TWIST, please stand by...
[22:18] <05Majel> Retrieval TWIST competition complete.
[22:18] <05Majel> Sevdrone requested the shortlist:
[22:18] <05Majel> AFTERLIFE [0%, 0] "Nominated."
[22:18] <05Majel> BUNCH [0%, 0] "Nominated."
[22:18] <05Majel> FOOTZILLA [0%, 0] "Nominated."
[22:18] <05Majel> HANGOVER [0%, 0] "Nominated."
[22:18] <05Majel> JANE [0%, 0] "Nominated."
[22:18] <05Majel> NOSES [0%, 0] "Nominated."
[22:18] <05Majel> ODOR [0%, 0] "Nominated."
[22:18] <05Majel> STOMPED [0%, 0] "Nominated."
[22:18] <05Majel> Now in ELIMINATE mode.
[22:18] <05T_Bonz> almost done!!
[22:18] <05Majel> Sevdrone asks about AFTERLIFE
[22:18] <05Majel> "I hear in the AFTERLIFE, we all become spirits.
"
[22:18] <05Corsair> CLEVER ALERT!!!
[22:18] <05Corsair> keep
[22:18] <05Sevdrone> keep
[22:18] <05Mark> keep
[22:18] <05T_Bonz> keep
[22:18] <05TerrorTeen> keep
[22:19] <05DrJonasBashir> keep !!
[22:19] <05DrJonasBashir> this is GREAT
[22:19] <05Majel> AFTERLIFE now gets status: "Keep it!".
[22:19] <05Majel> 6 keeps (100%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 0 cuts (0%) [[1 mutes ]
[22:19] <05Majel> Sevdrone asks about AFTERLIFE
[22:19] <05Majel> "I hear in the AFTERLIFE, we all become spirits.
"
[22:19] <05Corsair> let's just go to final on this one....
[22:19] * Mark agrees
[22:19] <05DrJonasBashir> yes please!
[22:20] <05Majel> Sevdrone asks about BUNCH
[22:20] <05Majel> "I just want you all to know you've been a great BUNCH.
"
[22:20] <05T_Bonz> keep
[22:20] <05Mark> It has my vote
[22:20] <05Sevdrone> cut
[22:20] <05Corsair> cut
[22:20] <05TerrorTeen> keep
[22:20] <05DrJonasBashir> keep
[22:20] <05Mark> keep
[22:21] <05Majel> BUNCH now gets status: "Keep it!".
[22:21] <05Majel> 4 keeps (67%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (33%) [[1 mutes ]
[22:21] <05Majel> Sevdrone asks about FOOTZILLA
[22:21] <05Majel> "Aaahhh! It's FOOTZILLA!
"
[22:21] <05Sevdrone> keep
[22:21] <05Mark> So, why is JC changing servers again?
[22:21] <05Corsair> cut
[22:21] <05Mark> cut
[22:21] <05T_Bonz> cut
[22:21] <05DrJonasBashir> cut
[22:21] <05TerrorTeen> neutral
[22:21] <05T_L_E> cause this one sucks I think
[22:21] <05Mark> Ok...
[22:21] <05T_L_E> didn't they close down his site?
[22:21] <05Sevdrone> yep
[22:21] <05Mark> I still do not know what happened then
[22:21] <05Majel> FOOTZILLA now gets status: "It's cut!".
[22:21] <05Majel> 1 keeps (17%) -- 1 neutrals (17%) -- 4 cuts (67%) [[1 mutes ]
[22:21] <05Majel> Sevdrone asks about HANGOVER
[22:21] <05Majel> "Vengeance, thy name is HANGOVER!
"
[22:21] <05T_Bonz> cut
[22:21] <05Mark> keep
[22:21] <05Corsair> cut
[22:22] <05Sevdrone> cut
[22:22] <05TerrorTeen> keep
[22:22] <05TerrorTeen> This is good
[22:22] <05Majel> HANGOVER now gets status: "It's cut!".
[22:22] <05Majel> 2 keeps (40%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (60%) [[2 mutes ]
[22:22] <05DrJonasBashir> cut
[22:23] <05Majel> Sevdrone asks about JANE
[22:23] <05Majel> "Well, JANE, it looks like we won't get to grow old and become raisins together!
"
[22:23] <05T_Bonz> cut
[22:23] <05Sevdrone> keep
[22:23] <05Corsair> cut
[22:23] <05Mark> keep
[22:23] <05TerrorTeen> keep
[22:23] <05Majel> JANE now gets status: "Keep it!".
[22:23] <05Majel> 3 keeps (60%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (40%) [[2 mutes ]
[22:23] <05DrJonasBashir> keep
[22:23] <05Majel> Sevdrone asks about NOSES
[22:23] <05Majel> "Thank goodness we don't have NOSES!
"
[22:23] <05DrJonasBashir> cut
[22:23] <05T_Bonz> cut
[22:23] <05Mark> keep
[22:23] <05Sevdrone> keep
[22:23] <05TerrorTeen> keep
[22:23] <05Corsair> cut
[22:23] <05Majel> NOSES now gets status: "Equal vote.".
[22:23] <05Majel> 3 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (50%) [[1 mutes ]
[22:23] <05Majel> Sevdrone asks about ODOR
[22:23] <05Majel> "Hey buddy, ever heard of ODOR eaters?
"
[22:23] <05Mark> keep
[22:23] <05Sevdrone> cut
[22:23] <05Corsair> cut
[22:23] <05DrJonasBashir> cut
[22:23] <05Mark> Sprinting towards the finish!!
[22:23] <05T_Bonz> cut
[22:23] <05TerrorTeen> neutral
[22:24] <05Majel> ODOR now gets status: "It's cut!".
[22:24] <05Majel> 1 keeps (17%) -- 1 neutrals (17%) -- 4 cuts (67%) [[1 mutes ]
[22:24] <05Mark> Go8, go!
[22:24] <05Majel> Sevdrone asks about STOMPED
[22:24] <05Majel> "Some choice...get STOMPED or shrivel up into raisins
"
[22:24] <05T_Bonz> keep
[22:24] <05Corsair> cut
[22:24] <05Sevdrone> cut
[22:24] <05Mark> keep
[22:24] <05DrJonasBashir> keep
[22:24] <05Majel> STOMPED now gets status: "Keep it!".
[22:24] <05Majel> 3 keeps (60%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (40%) [[2 mutes ]
[22:24] <05Majel> Now in FINAL mode.
[22:24] <05Majel> Sevdrone requested the shortlist:
[22:24] <05Majel> AFTERLIFE [100%, 0] "Keep it!"
[22:24] <05Majel> BUNCH [67%, 0] "Keep it!"
[22:24] <05Majel> JANE [60%, 0] "Keep it!"
[22:24] <05Majel> NOSES [50%, 0] "Equal vote."
[22:24] <05DrJonasBashir> vote4 afterlife
[22:24] <05Sevdrone> vote4 afterlife
[22:24] <05Majel> STOMPED [60%, 0] "Keep it!"
[22:24] <05Corsair> vote4 afterlife
[22:24] <05T_Bonz> vote4 afterlife
[22:24] <05Mark> vote4 afterlife
[22:24] <05TerrorTeen> vote4 afterlife
[22:24] <05DrJonasBashir> this will be unanimous
[22:25] <05Mark> yep
[22:25] <05Majel> Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
[22:25] <05Majel> AFTERLIFE scored 6 vote(s).
[22:25] <05Majel> Votes cast: 6 Judges present: 7
[22:25] <05T_Bonz> just my bad luck my punchline is in the lot with the grat one! :)
[22:25] <05DrJonasBashir> okay, we're done
[22:25] <05T_Bonz> great one!
[22:25] <05T_Bonz> YAY!!!
[22:25] <05T_Bonz> at last!!
[22:25] <05Corsair> Wow, 2 uni in one JS!
[22:25] <05Sevdrone> There. Done. I'll turn of Majel.
[22:25] <05T_Bonz> that afterlife one was great
[22:25] <05DrJonasBashir> cool, kill her
[22:25] <05Majel> Now in OFF mode.
[22:25] <05Majel> ===== The voting is now over! =====
[22:25] *** Majel changes topic to 'The next judging session is on Saturday at 9 AM Eastern Australian time. For more information on the judging sessions go to http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/sevtrek/judge.asp.'
[22:25] <05Majel> Disengaging #sevtrek uplink...
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