** Logging of #sevtrek started 5/19/2001 1:7:54 **
** Majel has joined channel #sevtrek
<<Majel>>  Now in OFF mode.
<<Majel>>  I (Majel v3.0.157C) have now taken control of this channel. You will comply.
<Naraht> lol
** Majel has changed the topic to "Sev Judging is now in Session."
<e_of_PI> I will comply.
<<Majel>>  Now in OFF mode.
<Mark> The power!
<<Majel>>  Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREKTV, please stand by...
<<Majel>>  Retrieval SEVTREKTV competition complete.
<<Majel>>  Wizzard requested the shortlist:
<<Majel>>  BLOODY [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<<Majel>>  DIGIT [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<<Majel>>  FIGURE [0%, 0] "Nominated."
** Wizzard is now known as SevWizzard
<<Majel>>  FOOD [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<<Majel>>  INGENUITY [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<<Majel>>  KIND [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<<Majel>>  PET [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<<Majel>>  PLAYING [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<T_Bonz> mmmm won-ton soup
<<Majel>>  QUICK [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<<Majel>>  TEST [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<<Majel>>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
** e_of_PI has changed the topic to "Sev Judging is now in Session. And may Dummy have mercy on our souls."
<<Majel>>  SevWizzard asks about BLOODY 
<<Majel>>  "I lost it in a great, BLOODY battle...naturally my nose won<BR>"
<T_Bonz> cut
<MattNelson> cuty
<SevWizzard> keep
<T_Bonz> ewwwwww
<MattNelson> cut
<Naraht> cut
<Mark> cut
<e_of_PI> keep @
<MattNelson> Stolen....
<e_of_PI> keep !!!
<T_Bonz> not with my dinner!
<<Majel>>  BLOODY now gets status: "It's cut!".
<<Majel>>  2 keeps (33%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (67%) [[0 mutes ]
<Mark> stolen?
<<Majel>>  SevWizzard asks about DIGIT 
<<Majel>>  "The transploder dropped a DIGIT.<BR>"
<SevWizzard> keep
<Naraht> keep
<T_Bonz> keep
<Mark> keep
<SevWizzard> mark: monkey island
<MattNelson> That punch is almost exactly like a line from the M.. Wizz beat me.,
<Naraht> monkey island?
<MattNelson> cut
<<Majel>>  DIGIT now gets status: "Keep it!".
<<Majel>>  4 keeps (100%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 0 cuts (0%) [[2 mutes ]
<Mark> Oh...Istill need to play that
<e_of_PI> keep
<T_Bonz> and mine
<T_Bonz> I had a similar line
<<Majel>>  SevWizzard asks about FIGURE 
<<Majel>>  "I told you I could FIGURE out that Velcron hand salute<BR>"
<T_Bonz> (who didnt)
<MattNelson> cut
<T_Bonz> keep
<SevWizzard> neutral
<Naraht> cut
<Mark> neutral
<e_of_PI> cut
<<Majel>>  FIGURE now gets status: "It's cut!".
<<Majel>>  1 keeps (17%) -- 2 neutrals (33%) -- 3 cuts (50%) [[0 mutes ]
<<Majel>>  SevWizzard asks about FOOD 
<<Majel>>  "I tried to get my FOOD out of a replicator before it was done.<BR>"
<T_Bonz> aw, that was a good one
<T_Bonz> keep
<e_of_PI> cut
<MattNelson> cut
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<Mark> keep
<Naraht> neutral
<SevWizzard> cut (too many "fat squatty")
<e_of_PI> Squatty is far too thin for this joke to work.
<e_of_PI> Jonas!
<<Majel>>  FOOD now gets status: "It's cut!".
<<Majel>>  2 keeps (33%) -- 1 neutrals (17%) -- 3 cuts (50%) [[1 mutes ]
<DrJonasBashir> good evening
<Mark> Precursor of the future joke
<<Majel>>  SevWizzard asks about INGENUITY 
<<Majel>>  "Squatty INGENUITY. I used it to plug a warp core breech.<BR>"
<T_Bonz> cut
<T_Bonz> howdy
<SevWizzard> cut
<MattNelson> keep
<Naraht> keep
<Mark> Hello Jonas
<SevWizzard> (that word's a nightmare to spell :=)
<Naraht> what's up doc?
<Mark> cut
<SevWizzard> hi jonas, we've just started...
<e_of_PI> cut
<<Majel>>  INGENUITY now gets status: "It's cut!".
<<Majel>>  2 keeps (33%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (67%) [[1 mutes ]
<<Majel>>  SevWizzard asks about KIND 
<<Majel>>  "Let's just say I gave a Klingoff my own KIND of salute.<BR>"
<Naraht> cut
<MattNelson> keep
<SevWizzard> cut
<T_Bonz> keep
<SevWizzard> less irc*
<<Majel>>  KIND now gets status: "Keep for now.".
<<Majel>>  2 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (50%) [[3 mutes ]
<Mark> keep
<<Majel>>  SevWizzard asks about PET 
<<Majel>>  "When the sign says, "Don't PET the Klingons", it means it.<BR>"
<SevWizzard> keep
<Naraht> cut
<Mark> cut
<T_Bonz> keep
<<Majel>>  Well since you asked: the current punchline is PET 
<<Majel>>  "When the sign says, "Don't PET the Klingons", it means it.<BR>"
<SevWizzard> Note to self: watch your mouse pointer :=)
<DrJonasBashir> cool, Johan set it up
<DrJonasBashir> that was me, Wiz
<MattNelson> cut
<Naraht> lol
<DrJonasBashir> btw, I completely forgot to send you the log
<DrJonasBashir> despite I prepared it and everything
<SevWizzard> do it now? :=)
<<Majel>>  PET now gets status: "It's cut!".
<<Majel>>  2 keeps (40%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (60%) [[2 mutes ]
<DrJonasBashir> okay
<<Majel>>  SevWizzard asks about PLAYING 
<<Majel>>  "Avoid PLAYING "pull my finger" with the new alien species at all costs<BR>"
<T_Bonz> cut !
<Naraht> cut
<SevWizzard> neutral
<Mark> cut
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<SevWizzard> thanks
<MattNelson> cut
<<Majel>>  PLAYING now gets status: "It's cut!".
<<Majel>>  1 keeps (17%) -- 1 neutrals (17%) -- 4 cuts (67%) [[1 mutes ]
<DrJonasBashir> np
<<Majel>>  SevWizzard asks about QUICK 
<<Majel>>  "You gotta be QUICK getting through these sliding doors<BR>"
<SevWizzard> keep
<Naraht> cut
<Mark> keep
<T_Bonz> cut
<e_of_PI> cut
<e_of_PI> keep !
<e_of_PI> keep !
<e_of_PI> It got 2 keeps!
<MattNelson> keep
<e_of_PI> keep !!!!
<SevWizzard> btw, jonas: have you read jc's note about not gotten a log on the db?
<Naraht> that one yours?
<<Majel>>  QUICK now gets status: "Keep it!".
<<Majel>>  4 keeps (67%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (33%) [[1 mutes ]
<T_Bonz> what the frell?
<DrJonasBashir> nope
<<Majel>>  SevWizzard asks about TEST 
<<Majel>>  "Never TEST the antimatter flow with your finger.<BR>"
<T_Bonz> keep
<Naraht> keep
<e_of_PI> No. It's just sooo good!
<SevWizzard> ok, then i send both logs after this session
<e_of_PI> I told you, mine was pits.
<DrJonasBashir> I thought that was SevMan's mission, and we had a Sevdrone
<e_of_PI> cut
<Mark> keep
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<<Majel>>  TEST now gets status: "Keep it!".
<<Majel>>  4 keeps (80%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 1 cuts (20%) [[2 mutes ]
<MattNelson> cut
* Naraht thinks e o PI is coocoo
<<Majel>>  Now in FINAL mode.
<<Majel>>  SevWizzard requested the shortlist:
<<Majel>>  DIGIT [83%, 0] "Keep it!"
<<Majel>>  KIND [60%, 0] "Keep it!"
<<Majel>>  QUICK [67%, 0] "Keep it!"
<<Majel>>  TEST [67%, 0] "Keep it!"
* e_of_PI slaps Naraht around a bit with a large trout
<SevWizzard> vote4 quick
<T_Bonz> vote4 kind
<Naraht> vote4 digit
<Mark> vote4 digit
<e_of_PI> vote4 quick
<MattNelson> vote4 quick
<e_of_PI> Tally.
<SevWizzard> jonas?
<<Majel>>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<<Majel>>  DIGIT scored 2 vote(s).
<<Majel>>  KIND scored 1 vote(s).
<<Majel>>  QUICK scored 3 vote(s).
<<Majel>>  Votes cast: 6 Judges present: 7
<<Majel>>  KIND now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
<T_Bonz> frelll....
<T_Bonz> ok
<SevWizzard> yours?
<DrJonasBashir> vote4 quick
<T_Bonz> no
<e_of_PI> Winner.
<SevWizzard> t: revote?
<T_Bonz> hard to choose
<Naraht> quick won
<MattNelson> vote4 quick
<T_Bonz> vote4 quick
<Naraht> it has 4
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<<Majel>>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<<Majel>>  DIGIT scored 2 vote(s).
<<Majel>>  QUICK scored 5 vote(s).
<<Majel>>  Votes cast: 7 Judges present: 8
<e_of_PI> TERRORTEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!
<<Majel>> And the winner is: QUICK
<Naraht> =[
<TerrorTeen> Hello.
<<Majel>>  Now in OFF mode.
<Naraht> quick was dum
<<Majel>>  Now in OFF mode.
<<Majel>>  Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREKMOVIE, please stand by...
<<Majel>>  Retrieval SEVTREKMOVIE competition complete.
<<Majel>>  SevWizzard requested the shortlist:
<<Majel>>  BETAZOID [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<<Majel>>  BOTTOM [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<e_of_PI> The creator of "tupos ate bell!"
<<Majel>>  BRILLO [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<<Majel>>  COUGHED [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<<Majel>>  LOST [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<<Majel>>  MINT [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<<Majel>>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
<SevWizzard> hmm... got to rewrite "/WINNER"
<Naraht> john picked crappy ones for STmovie
<<Majel>>  SevWizzard asks about BETAZOID 
<<Majel>>  "You don't have to be BETAZOID to sense bad breath!<BR>"
<T_Bonz> says you!
<SevWizzard> keep
<MattNelson> Naaah, LOST is awesome!
<T_Bonz> keep
<Naraht> cut
<e_of_PI> cut
<MattNelson> cut
<TerrorTeen> keep - it's okay...
<SevWizzard> dunno, i like some of them
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<<Majel>>  BETAZOID now gets status: "Keep it!".
<<Majel>>  4 keeps (57%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (43%) [[1 mutes ]
<<Majel>>  SevWizzard asks about BOTTOM 
<<Majel>>  "I'd rather kiss an android's BOTTOM.<BR>"
<Naraht> lost is the best of this bunch
<SevWizzard> keep !
<Mark> keep
<Naraht> cut
<e_of_PI> keep
<T_Bonz> cut
<T_Bonz> ick
<T_Bonz> i'm eating!
<TerrorTeen> keep
<Naraht> lol
<SevWizzard> :=)
<MattNelson> cut
<TerrorTeen> I like this one.
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<<Majel>>  BOTTOM now gets status: "Keep it!".
<<Majel>>  5 keeps (62%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (38%) [[0 mutes ]
<<Majel>>  SevWizzard asks about BRILLO 
<<Majel>>  "You betcha, BRILLO-Face.<BR>"
<SevWizzard> cut
<Naraht> cut
<Mark> cut
<T_Bonz> keep
<e_of_PI> cut
<e_of_PI> What's brillo?
<Naraht> steel wool
<TerrorTeen> neutral - what's brillo?
<e_of_PI> OH.
<TerrorTeen> Ah.
<Naraht> it's a brand name
<MattNelson> cut
<<Majel>>  BRILLO now gets status: "It's cut!".
<<Majel>>  1 keeps (14%) -- 1 neutrals (14%) -- 5 cuts (71%) [[1 mutes ]
<<Majel>>  SevWizzard asks about COUGHED 
<<Majel>>  "It's the first time I've COUGHED up a furball!<BR>"
<MattNelson> like an SOS pad.
<e_of_PI> Any punchline needed to be explained doesn't worth my vote.
<Naraht> cut
<MattNelson> cut
<TerrorTeen> keep
<SevWizzard> keep
<e_of_PI> keep
<T_Bonz> cut
<Mark> keep
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<T_Bonz> this is funny?
<<Majel>>  COUGHED now gets status: "Keep it!".
<<Majel>>  5 keeps (62%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (38%) [[0 mutes ]
<<Majel>>  SevWizzard asks about LOST 
<<Majel>>  "I used to get LOST in your eyes. Now I get snagged in your beard.<BR>"
<MattNelson> keep
<Naraht> keep
<SevWizzard> cut
<T_Bonz> cut
<Mark> keep
<DrJonasBashir> cut
<Naraht> you ppl are insane
<e_of_PI> cut
<SevWizzard> would be better if "now i get lost in your beard" :=)
<T_Bonz> of course we are!
<T_Bonz> that would have been good
<MattNelson> How is furball funnier than THIS?!
<TerrorTeen> keep
<T_Bonz> furball is dumb
<<Majel>>  LOST now gets status: "Equal vote.".
<<Majel>>  4 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (50%) [[0 mutes ]
<Naraht> SW, we can recomend a re-write
<<Majel>>  SevWizzard asks about MINT 
<<Majel>>  "I'm sensing you need a breath MINT!<BR>"
<T_Bonz> how 'bout an erase? ;)
<T_Bonz> keep
<e_of_PI> cut
<Mark> keep
<Naraht> cut
<MattNelson> cut
<SevWizzard> naraht: we'll see after final mode...
<SevWizzard> neutral
<TerrorTeen> keep
<Naraht> *sigh*
<<Majel>>  MINT now gets status: "Keep for now.".
<<Majel>>  3 keeps (43%) -- 1 neutrals (14%) -- 3 cuts (43%) [[1 mutes ]
<Naraht> gggjkgbjknbgfnkjgbfnjkbgfnjgfnjkg
<Naraht> just thought I share
<SevWizzard> (after all, "lost" is still in the race)
<Naraht> =]
<<Majel>>  Now in FINAL mode.
<<Majel>>  SevWizzard requested the shortlist:
<<Majel>>  BETAZOID [57%, 0] "Keep it!"
<<Majel>>  BOTTOM [62%, 0] "Keep it!"
<<Majel>>  COUGHED [62%, 0] "Keep it!"
<<Majel>>  LOST [50%, 0] "Equal vote."
<<Majel>>  MINT [43%, 0] "Keep for now."
<Mark> vote4 bottom
<T_Bonz> vote4 betazoid
<Naraht> vote4 lost
<SevWizzard> vote4 bottom
<DrJonasBashir> vote4 bottom
<e_of_PI> vote4 coughed
<MattNelson> vote4 lost
<TerrorTeen> voye4 bottom
<TerrorTeen> vote4 bottom
<MattNelson> Bottom is so tasteless...
<e_of_PI> We've only eliminated one. And it was worth it.
<<Majel>>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<<Majel>>  BETAZOID scored 1 vote(s).
<<Majel>>  BOTTOM scored 4 vote(s).
<<Majel>>  COUGHED scored 1 vote(s).
<<Majel>>  LOST scored 2 vote(s).
<<Majel>>  Votes cast: 8 Judges present: 8
<T_Bonz> bottom IS tasteless! :)
<T_Bonz> glad I'm done eating!
<e_of_PI> Should we assume bottom won?
<<Majel>>  BETAZOID now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
<<Majel>>  COUGHED now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
<e_of_PI> vote4 bottom
<T_Bonz> I think that's a safe assumption!
<<Majel>>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<<Majel>>  BOTTOM scored 5 vote(s).
<<Majel>>  LOST scored 2 vote(s).
<<Majel>>  Votes cast: 7 Judges present: 8
<Mark> Especially an andriod's bottom
<<Majel>> And the winner is: BOTTOM
<DrJonasBashir> <T_Bonz> bottom IS tasteless! :) >> I see you never tasted one =P
<MattNelson> =\
<TerrorTeen> Bottom's clever, when you think about it.
<T_Bonz> where's the picture for the trolls?
<<Majel>>  Now in OFF mode.
<<Majel>>  Retrieving punchlines for competition SCIFIMOVIES, please stand by...
<<Majel>>  Retrieval SCIFIMOVIES competition complete.
<<Majel>>  SevWizzard requested the shortlist:
<<Majel>>  ATE [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<<Majel>>  CLOYING [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<<Majel>>  EASIER [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<e_of_PI> "And mych similar in apperance".
<<Majel>>  FACE [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<<Majel>>  FACIAL [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Mark> Dorcs...
<<Majel>>  HUGGED [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<<Majel>>  IMPAIRED [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<<Majel>>  LAST [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<<Majel>>  PLEASE [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Mark> not trolls...
<MattNelson> I get the joke, but it's so lowbrow.
<<Majel>>  RULE [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<<Majel>>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
<<Majel>>  SevWizzard asks about ATE 
<<Majel>>  "They ATE the good ones.<BR>"
<TerrorTeen> Way lower...
<Mark> keep
<SevWizzard> cut
<Naraht> cut
<TerrorTeen> neutral
<MattNelson> neutral
<e_of_PI> cut
<DrJonasBashir> cut
<T_Bonz> what's the cartoon? I have no picture for it?
<<Majel>>  ATE now gets status: "It's cut!".
<<Majel>>  1 keeps (14%) -- 2 neutrals (29%) -- 4 cuts (57%) [[1 mutes ]
<Mark> Neither do I
<Naraht> no one does
<Naraht> John goofed
<Naraht> =[
<SevWizzard> t: LotR. Merry and Pippin surrounded by Orcs, one asking "Why are all Orcs evil?"
<Mark> The Dorcs ate it...
<T_Bonz> thanx
<<Majel>>  SevWizzard asks about CLOYING 
<<Majel>>  "To offset those CLOYING elves.<BR>"
<e_of_PI> cut
<Mark> keep
<SevWizzard> cut
<Naraht> cut
<T_Bonz> keep
<TerrorTeen> neutral
<Mark> I like an appropriate use of Cloying
<MattNelson> keep
<<Majel>>  CLOYING now gets status: "Keep for now.".
<<Majel>>  3 keeps (43%) -- 1 neutrals (14%) -- 3 cuts (43%) [[1 mutes ]
<<Majel>>  SevWizzard asks about EASIER 
<<Majel>>  "It makes our job EASIER.<BR>"
<Naraht> cut
<Mark> cut
<T_Bonz> cut
<DrJonasBashir> I can't load the strip, but provided it is LotR, I won't vote anyway
<SevWizzard> jonas: noted
<Mark> Why not?
<e_of_PI> keep
<SevWizzard> neutral
<TerrorTeen> neutral
<e_of_PI> IMDb is fun.
<<Majel>>  EASIER now gets status: "It's cut!".
<<Majel>>  1 keeps (17%) -- 2 neutrals (33%) -- 3 cuts (50%) [[2 mutes ]
<Naraht> IMDb?
<<Majel>>  SevWizzard asks about FACE 
<<Majel>>  "I'd be evil too if I had a FACE like that.<BR>"
<MattNelson> cut
<SevWizzard> drat... last one was mine
<Mark> keep
<Naraht> cut
<T_Bonz> sorry :(
<SevWizzard> keep
<e_of_PI> keep
<Naraht> oops
<e_of_PI> Internet Movie Database.
<Naraht> ah
<e_of_PI> at imdb.com
<T_Bonz> cut
<<Majel>>  FACE now gets status: "Equal vote.".
<<Majel>>  3 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (50%) [[2 mutes ]
<TerrorTeen> neutral
<Mark> ...I'v had a couple kncked out as well...
<<Majel>>  SevWizzard asks about FACIAL 
<<Majel>>  "The more FACIAL makeup, the more evil you get!<BR>"
<T_Bonz> haven't we all!
<e_of_PI> cut
<Naraht> cut
<T_Bonz> cut
<Mark> Exactly!
<Mark> keep
<SevWizzard> cut
<Mark> This is the Tammie Faye line....
<MattNelson> cut
<TerrorTeen> neutral
<<Majel>>  FACIAL now gets status: "It's cut!".
<<Majel>>  1 keeps (17%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (83%) [[2 mutes ]
<Mark> Tammy Faye Baker that is
<Naraht> yes but I have two punchlines, one of which I think is really good, comming up in the next few strips
<e_of_PI> Give me a movie name and I'll find you actors, director, anything!
<<Majel>>  SevWizzard asks about HUGGED 
<<Majel>>  "They weren't HUGGED enough as, er...hatchlings!<BR>"
<Naraht> cut
<MattNelson> cut
<e_of_PI> keep
<Mark> cut
<T_Bonz> cut
<SevWizzard> e: Der Förster vom Silberwald
<SevWizzard> cut
<e_of_PI> Something that my hebrew-enhanced operating system can recognize?
<Naraht> lol
<TerrorTeen> neutral
<Naraht> Star Trek X
<<Majel>>  HUGGED now gets status: "It's cut!".
<<Majel>>  1 keeps (14%) -- 1 neutrals (14%) -- 5 cuts (71%) [[1 mutes ]
<<Majel>>  SevWizzard asks about IMPAIRED 
<<Majel>>  "Please! They prefer the term "morally IMPAIRED"...<BR>"
<T_Bonz> cut
<Naraht> cut
<Mark> keep
<SevWizzard> cut (doesn't work here)
<e_of_PI> Well, STX is still before production...
<TerrorTeen> neutral
<e_of_PI> keep
<MattNelson> cut
<<Majel>>  IMPAIRED now gets status: "It's cut!".
<<Majel>>  2 keeps (29%) -- 1 neutrals (14%) -- 4 cuts (57%) [[1 mutes ]
<e_of_PI> So Far, only Picard, Riker and Data are confirmed.
<<Majel>>  SevWizzard asks about LAST 
<<Majel>>  "Nice ones obviously don't LAST long in their society.<BR>"
<Naraht> have we kept anything?
<Mark> ...and the whales?
<Naraht> cut
<SevWizzard> cut
<Mark> keep
<MattNelson> cut
<e_of_PI> keep
<T_Bonz> cut
<<Majel>>  SevWizzard requested the shortlist:
<<Majel>>  CLOYING [43%, 0] "Keep for now."
<<Majel>>  FACE [43%, 0] "Keep for now."
<<Majel>>  PLEASE [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<<Majel>>  RULE [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<SevWizzard> as you see...
<Naraht> lol
<T_Bonz> ok
<Mark> The swords are out in this contest
<<Majel>>  LAST now gets status: "It's cut!".
<<Majel>>  2 keeps (33%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (67%) [[2 mutes ]
<<Majel>>  SevWizzard asks about PLEASE 
<<Majel>>  "Way to PLEASE the crowd, Merry.<BR>"
<SevWizzard> keep
<Mark> keep
<Naraht> keep
<e_of_PI> cut
<MattNelson> cut
<SevWizzard> any more?
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<DrJonasBashir> =P
<DrJonasBashir> neutral
<e_of_PI> Have you heard about a movie called "Osmosis Jones"?
<<Majel>>  PLEASE now gets status: "Keep it!".
<<Majel>>  3 keeps (50%) -- 1 neutrals (17%) -- 2 cuts (33%) [[2 mutes ]
<TerrorTeen> neutral
<Mark> No, I have not
<<Majel>>  SevWizzard asks about RULE 
<<Majel>>  "Hollywood's golden RULE: you're ugly, you're evil.<BR>"
<Naraht> cut
<T_Bonz> keep
<Mark> keep
<SevWizzard> cut
<e_of_PI> cut
<MattNelson> cut
<Mark> too ugly or too pretty = evil
<e_of_PI> It'll be released this summer.
<TerrorTeen> neutral
<<Majel>>  RULE now gets status: "It's cut!".
<<Majel>>  2 keeps (33%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (67%) [[2 mutes ]
<<Majel>>  RULE now gets status: "It's cut!".
<<Majel>>  2 keeps (29%) -- 1 neutrals (14%) -- 4 cuts (57%) [[1 mutes ]
<<Majel>>  Now in FINAL mode.
<<Majel>>  SevWizzard requested the shortlist:
<<Majel>>  CLOYING [43%, 0] "Keep for now."
<<Majel>>  FACE [43%, 0] "Keep for now."
<<Majel>>  PLEASE [43%, 0] "Keep it!"
<SevWizzard> vote4 please
<Naraht> vote4 please
<e_of_PI> It talks about the adventures of a white blood cell and a cold pill.
<Mark> vote4 please
<e_of_PI> vote4 face
<T_Bonz> vote4 please
<Mark> Who wins?
<<Majel>>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<<Majel>>  FACE scored 1 vote(s).
<<Majel>>  PLEASE scored 4 vote(s).
<<Majel>>  Votes cast: 5 Judges present: 8
<e_of_PI> Let me guess that the germ get kicked.
<<Majel>> And the winner is: PLEASE
<SevWizzard> agreed?
<e_of_PI> Wait!!!!
<e_of_PI> Too many mutes.
<Mark> e...do the math...
<DrJonasBashir> I'm not voting
<MattNelson> vote4 please
<e_of_PI> there can be 4 on 4 and a sevqueen!
<<Majel>>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<<Majel>>  FACE scored 1 vote(s).
<<Majel>>  PLEASE scored 5 vote(s).
<<Majel>>  Votes cast: 6 Judges present: 8
<TerrorTeen> Nor am I.
<<Majel>> And the winner is: PLEASE
<Mark> well, 4 to3...
<Naraht> sorry e
<e_of_PI> Allright, NOW please is a winner,
<<Majel>>  Now in OFF mode.
<<Majel>>  Retrieving punchlines for competition SCIFITV, please stand by...
<<Majel>>  Retrieval SCIFITV competition complete.
<<Majel>>  SevWizzard requested the shortlist:
<<Majel>>  BLONDIE [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<<Majel>>  BUCKTOOTHED [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<<Majel>>  CHAFING [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Naraht> lol
<<Majel>>  DUFUS [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Mark> ok 5 to 2
<<Majel>>  FIGURE [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<<Majel>>  INCONTINENT [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<<Majel>>  MILK [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<<Majel>>  ROCKET [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<SevWizzard> ah... my idea probably :=)
<<Majel>>  SAYING [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<<Majel>>  SHAVE [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<<Majel>>  SPILL [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<e_of_PI> That wasn't mine. I just liked it.
<<Majel>>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
<<Majel>>  SevWizzard asks about BLONDIE 
<<Majel>>  "No, no, no! It's William the BLONDIE.<BR>"
<T_Bonz> I'm sitting this out, I don't know Buffy well enough to vote it
<Naraht> cut
<Mark> cut
<SevWizzard> ut
<SevWizzard> cut
* Naraht never lets that stop him
<Mark> I think you can figure this one out without being a fan
<SevWizzard> the thing is spike was called "the bloody" before he became a vampire
<e_of_PI> keep
<e_of_PI> I hate mutes.
<TerrorTeen> neutral
<TerrorTeen> cut , actually.
<T_Bonz> but I don't know the character at all!
<<Majel>>  BLONDIE now gets status: "It's cut!".
<<Majel>>  1 keeps (20%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (80%) [[3 mutes ]
<MattNelson> cuty
<MattNelson> cut
<Mark> You'd rather not...
<TerrorTeen> I know him a little bit...
<<Majel>>  SevWizzard asks about BUCKTOOTHED 
<<Majel>>  "Its better than "Billy the BUCKTOOTHED."<BR>"
<Naraht> cut
<Mark> keep
<MattNelson> cut
<e_of_PI> cut
<SevWizzard> evil vampire with a v-chip in his head causing him not be able to attack humans
<SevWizzard> cut
<MattNelson> Yup.  It's exactly as stupid as it sounds, too.
<T_Bonz> how does he eat?
<<Majel>>  BUCKTOOTHED now gets status: "It's cut!".
<<Majel>>  1 keeps (20%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (80%) [[3 mutes ]
** Blueberrie has joined channel #sevtrek
** ChanServ has changed mode to +v Blueberrie on channel #SevTrek
<TerrorTeen> cut
<SevWizzard> hi erin
<Naraht> BB!
<TerrorTeen> Darn.
<<Majel>>  BUCKTOOTHED now gets status: "It's cut!".
<<Majel>>  1 keeps (17%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (83%) [[3 mutes ]
<e_of_PI> Same as angel. Pigblood.
<MattNelson> There are other things you can get blood from...
<DrJonasBashir> heh, liked that AutoVoice? =]
<Blueberrie> Hi
<DrJonasBashir> hi BB
<TerrorTeen> BB!
<e_of_PI> ERIIIIIIIIIN!
<<Majel>>  SevWizzard asks about CHAFING 
<<Majel>>  "Because "Poindexter the CHAFING" wasn't strong enough.<BR>"
<SevWizzard> cut
<Mark> So, he's not kosher...
<Naraht> cut
<DrJonasBashir> cut
<Mark> cut
<e_of_PI> cut
<TerrorTeen> cut
<Blueberrie> cut
<<Majel>>  CHAFING now gets status: "It's cut!".
<<Majel>>  0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (100%) [[2 mutes ]
<MattNelson> cut
** DrJonasBashir has changed mode to +o SevWizzard on channel #SevTrek
<<Majel>>  SevWizzard asks about DUFUS 
<<Majel>>  "Dondo the DUFUS didn't draw the right reaction.<BR>"
<Naraht> cut
<Blueberrie> =)
<Mark> cut
<SevWizzard> keep
<MattNelson> keep
<DrJonasBashir> who has a registered nick on this network?
<Blueberrie> keep
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<TerrorTeen> cut
<SevWizzard> jonas: "wizzard"
* Naraht dislikes this whole "It' better than (Insert Crap name here)"
<e_of_PI> keep
<Mark> Why is this better than billy to bucktoothed?
<SevWizzard> coz it's even more silly
* Mark shrugs
<<Majel>>  DUFUS now gets status: "Keep it!".
<<Majel>>  5 keeps (62%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (38%) [[1 mutes ]
<DrJonasBashir> hmmm
<DrJonasBashir> okay
<Naraht> I do now JB!
<<Majel>>  SevWizzard asks about FIGURE 
<<Majel>>  "I'm a vampire. You FIGURE it out,<BR>"
<SevWizzard> cut
<MattNelson> RRRRRghhhh.... did you ever have one of those days when you REALLY WANTED to find something online and you can't remember how you stumbled across it last time?!  AAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGGG!
<Naraht> cut
<MattNelson> cut
<DrJonasBashir> cut
<TerrorTeen> cut
<Mark> cut
<Naraht> Matt, try "History"
<SevWizzard> matt: try a search engine :=)
<e_of_PI> Did anyone knew Wierd Al real name is Alfred Matthew?
<Blueberrie> cut
<TerrorTeen> Matt: Yes, I have.
<MattNelson> SW:  That's what I'm doing.
<<Majel>>  FIGURE now gets status: "It's cut!".
<<Majel>>  0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (100%) [[2 mutes ]
<e_of_PI> keep
<<Majel>>  SevWizzard asks about INCONTINENT 
<<Majel>>  "Bill the INCONTINENT wasn't deemed scary enough.<BR>"
<Blueberrie> Ooh, yeah, I hate that.
<SevWizzard> cut
<Naraht> CUT
<Blueberrie> cut
<MattNelson> Naraht:  Doesn't work if you found it at work and are trying to find it again at home.
<e_of_PI> cut
<MattNelson> cut
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<DrJonasBashir> cut
<Mark> keep
<Naraht> oh
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<Naraht> good point
<<Majel>>  INCONTINENT now gets status: "It's cut!".
<<Majel>>  2 keeps (29%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (71%) [[2 mutes ]
<Naraht> and how many of these name ones are there???
<<Majel>>  SevWizzard asks about MILK 
<<Majel>>  "You don't get to be a vampire by drinking MILK!<BR>"
<e_of_PI> keep
<Naraht> keep
<MattNelson> keep
<Mark> keep
<SevWizzard> was the last one...
<Naraht> thank sev
<TerrorTeen> None left - that was the last one.
<Blueberrie> cut
<TerrorTeen> keep
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<SevWizzard> cut
<<Majel>>  MILK now gets status: "Keep it!".
<<Majel>>  6 keeps (75%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (25%) [[1 mutes ]
<<Majel>>  SevWizzard asks about ROCKET 
<<Majel>>  "I'm a vampire. Vampires drink blood. It ain't ROCKET science.<BR>"
<Naraht> cut
<MattNelson> keep
<Naraht> too wordy
<Blueberrie> cut
* TerrorTeen can see Spike with a blood-moustache, and a question on the screen below him - "Got blood?"
<SevWizzard> cut (just "it ain't rocket science"... but no...)
<e_of_PI> cut
<TerrorTeen> cut
<Mark> cut
<<Majel>>  ROCKET now gets status: "It's cut!".
<<Majel>>  1 keeps (14%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (86%) [[2 mutes ]
<MattNelson> lol @ TT...
<<Majel>>  SevWizzard asks about SAYING 
<<Majel>>  "You know the SAYING "You are what you eat?"<BR>"
<Naraht> Rocket's blasting off again!
<SevWizzard> cut
<Naraht> KEEP
<Naraht> !!!!!!!!!
<e_of_PI> keep
<MattNelson> keep
<Blueberrie> keep
<Mark> cut
** ChanServ has changed mode to +v Naraht on channel #SevTrek
<DrJonasBashir> cool =]
<Naraht> thanks CS
<TerrorTeen> keep
<DrJonasBashir> chanserv did it =]
<<Majel>>  SAYING now gets status: "Keep it!".
<<Majel>>  5 keeps (71%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (29%) [[2 mutes ]
* MattNelson cries. "How the SLAG did I run across those pics?!?!?!? AAAAAIIIIEEEEEE!!!!"
<DrJonasBashir> now you have aoutovoice
<DrJonasBashir> aUto
<Naraht> woohoo!
<<Majel>>  SevWizzard asks about SHAVE 
<<Majel>>  "Even wondered how a vampire can SHAVE without a reflection?<BR>"
<Naraht> cut
<SevWizzard> nick: she's gone :=)
<DrJonasBashir> anyone else with registered nicks?
<SevWizzard> keep
<TerrorTeen> keep
<Mark> keep
<MattNelson> cut
<Naraht> arg!
<Blueberrie> cut
<Blueberrie> What pics?
<SevWizzard> yeah me, but i don't want autovoice
<e_of_PI> keep !!!!
<DrJonasBashir> sorry, you already have it
* Naraht wants aop...but hey...
<<Majel>>  SHAVE now gets status: "Keep it!".
<<Majel>>  4 keeps (57%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (43%) [[2 mutes ]
<DrJonasBashir> I'd give you autoop if I could
<Blueberrie> Heh.
<<Majel>>  SevWizzard asks about SPILL 
<<Majel>>  "Newborn vampires SPILL a lot when they drink...<BR>"
<DrJonasBashir> not you, Naraht >=]
<Naraht> it's not like I staarted the whole Sev & IRC thing....
<Naraht> cut
<e_of_PI> cut
<Blueberrie> I miss my old auto-op...
<MattNelson> Oh, great, me cat's come over to shed in the keyboard I just cleaned today...
<SevWizzard> keep
<Blueberrie> cut
<MattNelson> cut
<e_of_PI> I don't have my name registered.
<DrJonasBashir> If I was a FOp...
<DrJonasBashir> register it!
<Mark> cut
<Naraht> it's not like I wrote the Sev - IRC how-To guide...
<TerrorTeen> cut
<<Majel>>  SPILL now gets status: "It's cut!".
<<Majel>>  1 keeps (17%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (83%) [[3 mutes ]
<DrJonasBashir> use /msg nickserv register nickname password
<<Majel>>  Now in FINAL mode.
<<Majel>>  SevWizzard requested the shortlist:
<<Majel>>  DUFUS [62%, 0] "Keep it!"
<<Majel>>  MILK [75%, 0] "Keep it!"
<<Majel>>  SAYING [71%, 0] "Keep it!"
<<Majel>>  SHAVE [57%, 0] "Keep it!"
<DrJonasBashir> hmmm.... 
<Naraht> VOTE4 SAYING
<SevWizzard> vote4 shave
<Naraht> no nickname...
<TerrorTeen> vote4 milk
<DrJonasBashir> I thought Rob was the channel owner
<e_of_PI> vote4 shave
<Blueberrie> vote4 saying
<Naraht> it's /nickserv register password
<DrJonasBashir> not here
<Naraht> I just did it
<Naraht> >=p
<SevWizzard> "/msg nickserv register password"
<DrJonasBashir> ohhh.... I thought that only worked on DALNet =]
** Shlamko has joined channel #sevtrek
<MattNelson> vote4 dufus
<DrJonasBashir> both work
<SevWizzard> nick: you probably have an alias
<Mark> vote4 shave
<Naraht> nope
<DrJonasBashir> register Shlamko too!
<<Majel>>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<<Majel>>  DUFUS scored 1 vote(s).
<<Majel>>  MILK scored 1 vote(s).
<<Majel>>  SAYING scored 2 vote(s).
<<Majel>>  SHAVE scored 4 vote(s).
<<Majel>>  Votes cast: 8 Judges present: 10
* Shlamko slaps e_of_PI around a bit with a large trout
<SevWizzard> e: or just link the 2 names
<<Majel>>  DUFUS now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
<<Majel>>  MILK now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
<Naraht> come on SAYING!!!
<TerrorTeen> Darn.
<Blueberrie> Wow, I haven't seen that name in a while.
<SevWizzard> 6 of 10 have voted
<Naraht> vote4 saying
<Naraht> it's happy!
<MattNelson> Bugger, this is driving me crazy.
<<Majel>> MUTES, VOTE!
<Naraht> =\
<<Majel>>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<<Majel>>  SAYING scored 2 vote(s).
<<Majel>>  SHAVE scored 4 vote(s).
<<Majel>>  Votes cast: 6 Judges present: 10
<Naraht> damnit!
** Corsair has joined channel #sevtrek
<SevWizzard> 1 more minute and shave's the winner...
<TerrorTeen> How's that possible?
<Shlamko> How DO I do that?
<Shlamko> Corsair!
<Naraht> >=[
<DrJonasBashir> hello Corsair!
<Corsair> still on??
<SevWizzard> ho corsair
<DrJonasBashir> do you want an autovoice?
<Corsair> hi ho all
<Naraht> yes, not type vote4 saying
<MattNelson> vote4 saying
<Naraht> now not not
<Mark> We are the ghosts of Sev present...
<SevWizzard> corsair: or "vote4 shave" :=)
<Naraht> good Matt
<Naraht> shadup SW!
* MattNelson doesn't care which wins; hates Buffy.
<<Majel>>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<<Majel>>  SAYING scored 3 vote(s).
<<Majel>>  SHAVE scored 4 vote(s).
<<Majel>>  Votes cast: 7 Judges present: 11
<Corsair> I haven't even looked at this week's stuff...
<Mark> Pits is next
<SevWizzard> ok...
<<Majel>> This one is for the highest possible authority: the SevQueen
<Blueberrie> Oy..
<<Majel>>  Now in OFF mode.
<T_Bonz> TWELVE finalists for Pits? 
<Shlamko> Even you admit her powers?
<<Majel>>  Retrieving punchlines for competition THEPITS, please stand by...
<<Majel>>  Retrieval THEPITS competition complete.
<<Majel>>  SevWizzard requested the shortlist:
<<Majel>>  BETTER [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<<Majel>>  BOOK [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<<Majel>>  CLEANING [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<<Majel>>  CLEAR [0%, 0] "Nominated."
** e_of_PI has signed off IRC (Ping timeout)
<<Majel>>  EARNS [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<<Majel>>  FEMALE [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<<Majel>>  LUCK [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<Mark> Yes, but they are short
<<Majel>>  MESS [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<<Majel>>  ONE [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<<Majel>>  SHARING [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<T_Bonz> but TWELVE?
** ChanServ has changed mode to +v Corsair on channel #SevTrek
<Corsair> good crowd tonite
<<Majel>>  SKIMPY [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<<Majel>>  THEM [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<<Majel>>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
** Shlamko is now known as e_of_PI
<e_of_PI> And good.
<T_Bonz> finally
<<Majel>>  SevWizzard asks about BETTER 
<<Majel>>  "As long as they're not BETTER looking than me!<BR>"
<e_of_PI> cut
<TerrorTeen> cut
<Blueberrie> cut
<Mark> Its been building up over time
<T_Bonz> cut
<SevWizzard> neutral
<MattNelson> cut
<Mark> cut
<Naraht> cut
<<Majel>>  BETTER now gets status: "It's cut!".
<<Majel>>  0 keeps (0%) -- 1 neutrals (12%) -- 7 cuts (88%) [[2 mutes ]
<MattNelson> Why doesn't John show anymore?  Too busy with Gaby?
<<Majel>>  SevWizzard asks about BOOK 
<<Majel>>  "Good Idea. Where's my little black BOOK?<BR>"
<Naraht> cut
** ChanServ has changed mode to +v Majel on channel #SevTrek
<Mark> cut
<SevWizzard> ain't he on a convention this weekend?
<e_of_PI> cut
<SevWizzard> cut
<T_Bonz> cut
<MattNelson> cut
<Mark> Is he in the middle of another server turnover?
<Blueberrie> cut
<DrJonasBashir> cut
<<Majel>>  BOOK now gets status: "It's cut!".
<<Majel>>  0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 8 cuts (100%) [[2 mutes ]
<<Majel>>  SevWizzard asks about CLEANING 
<<Majel>>  "A CLEANING lady, maybe?<BR>"
<MattNelson> No, wait, abducted by aliens, yeeeahhh!
<Naraht> cut
<Mark> keep
<SevWizzard> cut
<Blueberrie> cut
<TerrorTeen> cut
<T_Bonz> keep
<MattNelson> cut
<MattNelson> keep
<Mark> Fixing up his new flat?
<DrJonasBashir> cut
<e_of_PI> cut
<<Majel>>  CLEANING now gets status: "It's cut!".
<<Majel>>  3 keeps (38%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (62%) [[2 mutes ]
<<Majel>>  CLEANING now gets status: "It's cut!".
<<Majel>>  3 keeps (33%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (67%) [[1 mutes ]
<<Majel>>  SevWizzard asks about EARNS 
<<Majel>>  "How 'bout we get one that EARNS money?<BR>"
<Blueberrie> cut
<SevWizzard> keep
<T_Bonz> keep
<e_of_PI> cut
<Naraht> cut
<MattNelson> keep
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<TerrorTeen> keep
<Mark> keep
<Naraht> whoa,  we skipper clear!!!!!!
<<Majel>>  EARNS now gets status: "Keep it!".
<<Majel>>  6 keeps (67%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (33%) [[1 mutes ]
<Naraht> er skipped
<<Majel>>  SevWizzard asks about FEMALE 
<<Majel>>  "Can we get a FEMALE this time? <BR>"
<Naraht> cut
<Blueberrie> cut
<SevWizzard> cut
<DrJonasBashir> cut
<e_of_PI> cut
<Mark> keep
<T_Bonz> keep
<SevWizzard> .
<e_of_PI> Indeed, we did...
<Mark> Yes, we did skip one
<Naraht> and that's PI's so fix it!
<SevWizzard> yeah, yeah, yeah...
<Naraht> or he'll eat you
<Mark> wel,, then again... :-)
<SevWizzard> can we first eliminate this one?
<MattNelson> cut
<T_Bonz> :)
<T_Bonz> not nice!
<<Majel>>  FEMALE now gets status: "It's cut!".
<<Majel>>  2 keeps (25%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (75%) [[2 mutes ]
<T_Bonz> that's mine you fink!
* e_of_PI eats Naraht. Tastes like Chia Rhino.
<<Majel>>  SevWizzard asks about CLEAR 
<<Majel>>  "Yes, if we'll CLEAR the garbage we'll have an extra room!<BR>"
<Naraht> keep
<SevWizzard> neutral
<e_of_PI> keep
<MattNelson> neutral
<TerrorTeen> cut
<Mark> I know, I liked it as well...
<MattNelson> cut
<Mark> keep
<Blueberrie> cut
<T_Bonz> neutral
<<Majel>>  CLEAR now gets status: "Keep for now.".
<<Majel>>  3 keeps (38%) -- 2 neutrals (25%) -- 3 cuts (38%) [[2 mutes ]
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<<Majel>>  CLEAR now gets status: "Keep it!".
<<Majel>>  4 keeps (44%) -- 2 neutrals (22%) -- 3 cuts (33%) [[1 mutes ]
<<Majel>>  SevWizzard asks about LUCK 
<<Majel>>  "Good LUCK convincing anyone to live in there!<BR>"
<SevWizzard> keep
<Mark> keep
<Naraht> cut
<TerrorTeen> cut
<Blueberrie> cut
<e_of_PI> cut
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<T_Bonz> cut
<MattNelson> cut
<<Majel>>  LUCK now gets status: "It's cut!".
<<Majel>>  3 keeps (33%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (67%) [[1 mutes ]
<<Majel>>  SevWizzard asks about MESS 
<<Majel>>  "Just as long as he doesn't MESS the place up.<BR>"
<SevWizzard> keep
<Blueberrie> keep
<T_Bonz> cut
<DrJonasBashir> keep !
<Mark> keep
<Naraht> keep
<Corsair> Hey e!  I was thinking about you, glad you're here.  *reference to trouble today*
<MattNelson> keep
<TerrorTeen> neutral
<Mark> ???
<T_Bonz> why is my humor always different????
<MattNelson> this is a good one.
<e_of_PI> keep
<<Majel>>  MESS now gets status: "Keep it!".
<<Majel>>  6 keeps (75%) -- 1 neutrals (12%) -- 1 cuts (12%) [[2 mutes ]
<Mark> Humor is always different...
<<Majel>>  SevWizzard asks about ONE 
<<Majel>>  "You mean a paying ONE? <BR>"
<Naraht> cause you're weird
<T_Bonz> must be because I'm so much older!
<SevWizzard> cut
<Naraht> cut
<Blueberrie> cut
<Mark> keep
<DrJonasBashir> cut
<T_Bonz> keep
<e_of_PI> cut
<MattNelson> cut
<e_of_PI> How much Older?
<T_Bonz> 42
<Mark> Much older than...wait...forget it....
<e_of_PI> No kidding?
<<Majel>>  ONE now gets status: "It's cut!".
<<Majel>>  2 keeps (25%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (75%) [[2 mutes ]
<Corsair> When do you turn Bonz?
<<Majel>>  SevWizzard asks about SHARING 
<<Majel>>  "I volunteer SHARING my room with a female...<BR>"
<T_Bonz> when do I turn what?
<Naraht> wait till you're Fourty SEVen
<MattNelson> Wow, and here I thought I was the old-timer among these munchkins.
<T_Bonz> keep
<SevWizzard> keep
<T_Bonz> ha ha!!
<Naraht> cut
<Mark> Wow, some else my age (about)
<e_of_PI> cut
<Mark> keep
<Blueberrie> cut
<Corsair> Turn over to the next birthday.
* Naraht is only 3 & 1/2 years old
<T_Bonz> august
<TerrorTeen> keep
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<T_Bonz> my kids are teens
<Corsair> Then I got you beat...
<Mark> Mine are 11 and 5
<T_Bonz> just got my 13 year old to sign up on trekbbs
<T_Bonz> she's the baby
<e_of_PI> Naraht, we talk about Uranus years, don't we?
<<Majel>>  SHARING now gets status: "Keep it!".
<<Majel>>  5 keeps (62%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (38%) [[2 mutes ]
<T_Bonz> you're OLDER than me Corsair?
<<Majel>>  SevWizzard asks about SKIMPY 
<<Majel>>  "I vote for a SKIMPY French Maid!<BR>"
* T_Bonz faints
<Naraht> uhhh...
<DrJonasBashir> Uranus? wtf!
<T_Bonz> cut
<Naraht> KEEP
<T_Bonz> ick
<SevWizzard> cut
<Mark> I'm 40...
<Blueberrie> cut
<Mark> keep
<Corsair> Sure
<Naraht> I hate you, I hate you all
<e_of_PI> cut
<T_Bonz> dman!
<T_Bonz> damn!
<T_Bonz> i'm shocked
<TerrorTeen> keep
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<Naraht> damnit e, I voted for yours!
<<Majel>>  SKIMPY now gets status: "Equal vote.".
<<Majel>>  4 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (50%) [[2 mutes ]
<e_of_PI> That's yours?
<Naraht> yes
<Naraht> >=p
<<Majel>>  SevWizzard asks about THEM 
<<Majel>>  "Look around, Herman; we'd need to pay THEM to live here.<BR>"
<e_of_PI> Than I'll
<SevWizzard> keep !
<T_Bonz> all 3 of us have finalists
<Mark> Hey...that is not the way to influence voters...
<MattNelson> keep
<e_of_PI> Keep
<Mark> keep
<Naraht> keep
<TerrorTeen> keep
<SevWizzard> and me as well!
<T_Bonz> should be a fun vote 4
<Blueberrie> cut
<T_Bonz> 4 of us!
<TerrorTeen> THIS is a good one.
<e_of_PI> I had no idea.
<T_Bonz> cut
<DrJonasBashir> cut
<<Majel>>  THEM now gets status: "Keep it!".
<<Majel>>  6 keeps (67%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (33%) [[1 mutes ]
<<Majel>>  Now in FINAL mode.
<e_of_PI> Itjust turned out an article I wrote just got published.
<SevWizzard> let's start the interesting part... :=)
<<Majel>>  SevWizzard requested the shortlist:
<<Majel>>  CLEAR [44%, 0] "Keep it!"
<<Majel>>  EARNS [67%, 0] "Keep it!"
<<Majel>>  MESS [78%, 0] "Keep it!"
<<Majel>>  SHARING [62%, 0] "Keep it!"
<<Majel>>  SKIMPY [50%, 0] "Equal vote."
<Corsair> Cool e!  Where?
<Mark> Congrats e!
<<Majel>>  THEM [67%, 0] "Keep it!"
<Naraht> vote4 clear
<SevWizzard> vote4 them
<e_of_PI> vote4 clear
<T_Bonz> vote4 earns
<Mark> vote4 mess
<MattNelson> vote4 mss
<Mark> tough choice!
<MattNelson> ag.
<T_Bonz> mss?
<DrJonasBashir> vote4 mess
<e_of_PI> It's in hebrew. It's a review about The Mummy Returns
<Naraht> damnit Naraht, why didn't you vote for me!!!
<Blueberrie> vote4 mess
* Corsair goes to mix the traditional JS Drink....
<MattNelson> vote4 mess
<<Majel>>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<<Majel>>  CLEAR scored 2 vote(s).
<<Majel>>  EARNS scored 1 vote(s).
<<Majel>>  MESS scored 4 vote(s).
<<Majel>>  THEM scored 1 vote(s).
<<Majel>>  Votes cast: 8 Judges present: 10
<Naraht> *sigh*
<<Majel>>  SHARING now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
<Mark> Make one for me!
<Blueberrie> Heh, sorry.
<<Majel>>  SKIMPY now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
<DrJonasBashir> which is what, Corsair? I assume "soup"?
<<Majel>>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<<Majel>>  CLEAR scored 2 vote(s).
<<Majel>>  EARNS scored 1 vote(s).
<<Majel>>  MESS scored 4 vote(s).
<<Majel>>  THEM scored 1 vote(s).
<<Majel>>  Votes cast: 8 Judges present: 10
<<Majel>>  EARNS now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
<<Majel>>  THEM now gets status "Cut by SevMan."
<SevWizzard> CLEAR or MESS
<T_Bonz> *sniff* I haven't won in SO long....4 finalists this week
<SevWizzard> vote4 mess
<Mark> Its a clear mess...
<T_Bonz> *boo hoo*
<e_of_PI> Whose's mess?
<DrJonasBashir> clear the mess, please
<T_Bonz> vote4 mess
<SevWizzard> not mine, mine was sharing
<e_of_PI> So close, and yet, so far...
<<Majel>>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<<Majel>>  CLEAR scored 2 vote(s).
<<Majel>>  MESS scored 6 vote(s).
<<Majel>>  Votes cast: 8 Judges present: 10
<T_Bonz> whose mess is this?
<TerrorTeen> I'm not...darn it, the good ones are gone...
<Corsair> Ahhh, no, not soup.....Jack and Soda (CokeeCola) 
<<Majel>> And the winner is: MESS
<T_Bonz> who the frell won? 
<DrJonasBashir> T_Bonz, it was time to vanquish your wretched hegemony!
<SevWizzard> sorry, e
<T_Bonz> :)
<Mark> 0 and 4 here too...
<<Majel>>  Now in OFF mode.
<<Majel>>  Retrieving punchlines for competition TWIST, please stand by...
<<Majel>>  Retrieval TWIST competition complete.
<<Majel>>  SevWizzard requested the shortlist:
<<Majel>>  BAD [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<<Majel>>  CRISIS [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<T_Bonz> I haven't won in about 2 months Mr. Bashir?
<Blueberrie> It should have been to share, not sharing
<<Majel>>  EXPRESSING [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<e_of_PI> Well, at least I have my tupos.
<<Majel>>  MONGRELS [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<<Majel>>  NICE [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<DrJonasBashir> bwahahaha
<<Majel>>  PHASE [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<<Majel>>  POUND [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<T_Bonz> ;p
<<Majel>>  TODAY [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<<Majel>>  WHIMPERING [0%, 0] "Nominated."
<DrJonasBashir> You know, I'm a friend of 8 =]
<<Majel>>  Now in ELIMINATE mode.
* Naraht is still sorta miffed on the lack of enthusiasm for his Sci-Fi TV entry....
<e_of_PI> I don't remember the last time I won.
<T_Bonz> I never have figured out what he has against me!
<Blueberrie> Which was that?
<MattNelson> brb
<TerrorTeen> Um...
<T_Bonz> oh welllllllll
<Naraht> Saying
<SevWizzard> erin: when you have 5 minutes to hack punchlines for 3 comps, you don't pay attention to the grammar of foreing languages :=)
<<Majel>>  SevWizzard asks about BAD 
<<Majel>>  "BAD dog! Bad, bad dog!<BR>"
<DrJonasBashir> maybe... too many finalist punchlines, too often? =]
<T_Bonz> on to the punk rocka dog
<Mark> keep
<Corsair> Bonz:  Errr, could it be "Familiarity breeds Contempt"?
<Naraht> cut
<e_of_PI> cut
<T_Bonz> I don't pick them
<SevWizzard> keep
<DrJonasBashir> cut
<e_of_PI> Bad punchline. Bad, bad punchline!
<Naraht> lol
<Corsair> bwaaa
<Mark> ...I wished the Sex Poodles line wasn't culled....
<T_Bonz> cut
<Blueberrie> I sometimes cut punchlines for having bad grammar...
<Corsair> Use e's punchline....
<<Majel>>  BAD now gets status: "It's cut!".
<<Majel>>  2 keeps (33%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (67%) [[4 mutes ]
<SevWizzard> 4 mutes...
<Naraht> well, If wendy likes mine, I'll win this week...
<Naraht> else I won't
<Naraht> oh well
<Naraht> =\
<Blueberrie> cut
<SevWizzard> 4 mutes...
<SevWizzard> oops...
<Blueberrie> Saying was yours?
<<Majel>>  BAD now gets status: "It's cut!".
<<Majel>>  2 keeps (29%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (71%) [[3 mutes ]
<Blueberrie> I likes saying...
<Naraht> yup
<Naraht> =]
<<Majel>>  SevWizzard asks about CRISIS 
<<Majel>>  "Miffy's going through a mid-life CRISIS...<BR>"
<Blueberrie> Err, liked
<DrJonasBashir> HEY! VOTE PERSONS
<T_Bonz> cut
<SevWizzard> cut
<DrJonasBashir> cut
<Naraht> cut
<Blueberrie> cut
<Mark> cut
<MattNelson> cut
<e_of_PI> keep
<<Majel>>  CRISIS now gets status: "It's cut!".
<<Majel>>  1 keeps (12%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (88%) [[2 mutes ]
<T_Bonz> A lot of good ones were cut
<<Majel>>  SevWizzard asks about EXPRESSING 
<<Majel>>  "Now dear, our daughter is just EXPRESSING herself<BR>"
<SevWizzard> cut
<Naraht> cut
<T_Bonz> cut
<Mark> Such is the way of the JS
<e_of_PI> keep
<T_Bonz> Ja
<Mark> keep
<Blueberrie> cut
<MattNelson> cut
<DrJonasBashir> cut
<<Majel>>  EXPRESSING now gets status: "It's cut!".
<<Majel>>  2 keeps (25%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (75%) [[2 mutes ]
<<Majel>>  SevWizzard asks about MONGRELS 
<<Majel>>  "Thats what happens when you hang out with MONGRELS.<BR>"
<Mark> cut ones cut we do, for cheese shovels space we make
<SevWizzard> keep
<DrJonasBashir> cut
<Naraht> cut
<Blueberrie> cut
<e_of_PI> cut
<MattNelson> cut
<Mark> cut
<T_Bonz> keep
* Naraht needs to go shopping
<<Majel>>  MONGRELS now gets status: "It's cut!".
<<Majel>>  2 keeps (25%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (75%) [[2 mutes ]
<<Majel>>  SevWizzard asks about NICE 
<<Majel>>  "I don't know what happened, she used to be such a NICE pup<BR>"
<Mark> keep
<SevWizzard> cut
* T_Bonz needs to do laundry
<Blueberrie> cut
<Naraht> keep
<T_Bonz> cut
<e_of_PI> keep
<MattNelson> cut
* Corsair just got back from shopping, and now he has to pack, but is killing time on the JS
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<<Majel>>  NICE now gets status: "Equal vote.".
<<Majel>>  4 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (50%) [[2 mutes ]
<Naraht> pack?
<<Majel>>  SevWizzard asks about PHASE 
<<Majel>>  "Fifi's going through her "rebellious" PHASE<BR>"
<Naraht> CUT
<T_Bonz> cut
<e_of_PI> cut
<SevWizzard> cut
<Mark> cut
<Blueberrie> cut
<Corsair> Roman Campout Weekend and Expo
* MattNelson needs to get started on a painting for a guy
<T_Bonz> dunno, all too obvious
<MattNelson> cut
<Naraht> to similer to mine which didn't make it and was better
<<Majel>>  PHASE now gets status: "It's cut!".
<<Majel>>  0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (100%) [[3 mutes ]
<<Majel>>  SevWizzard asks about POUND 
<<Majel>>  "A few days in the POUND and look what happens!<BR>"
<T_Bonz> keep
<SevWizzard> keep
<Naraht> cut
<Mark> keep
<Blueberrie> cut
<e_of_PI> cut
<DrJonasBashir> keep
<Mark> ...well, my 13 nipple rings line did not make it throught the censors...
<MattNelson> keep
<<Majel>>  POUND now gets status: "Keep it!".
<<Majel>>  5 keeps (62%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (38%) [[2 mutes ]
<Naraht> =/
<<Majel>>  SevWizzard asks about TODAY 
<<Majel>>  "Pups TODAY<BR>"
<Blueberrie> cut
<MattNelson> keep
<Corsair> Damn Mark, that's funny just thinking about it....
<SevWizzard> cut
<Mark> cut
<T_Bonz> cut
<Naraht> keep
<T_Bonz> ?
<Blueberrie> keep
<e_of_PI> cut
<DrJonasBashir> cut
<<Majel>>  TODAY now gets status: "It's cut!".
<<Majel>>  3 keeps (43%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (57%) [[3 mutes ]
<<Majel>>  TODAY now gets status: "It's cut!".
<<Majel>>  3 keeps (38%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (62%) [[2 mutes ]
<Mark> Every time I see this one, that picture keeps coming up...
<<Majel>>  SevWizzard asks about WHIMPERING 
<<Majel>>  "Don't let that look fool you--he's still just a WHIMPERING puppy on the inside.<BR>"
<SevWizzard> cut
<T_Bonz> cut
<Blueberrie> cut
<Naraht> cut
<Mark> neutral
<DrJonasBashir> cut
<<Majel>>  WHIMPERING now gets status: "It's cut!".
<<Majel>>  0 keeps (0%) -- 1 neutrals (17%) -- 5 cuts (83%) [[4 mutes ]
<e_of_PI> keep
<MattNelson> cut
<<Majel>>  WHIMPERING now gets status: "It's cut!".
<<Majel>>  1 keeps (12%) -- 1 neutrals (12%) -- 6 cuts (75%) [[2 mutes ]
<<Majel>>  Now in FINAL mode.
<<Majel>>  SevWizzard requested the shortlist:
<<Majel>>  NICE [50%, 0] "Equal vote."
<<Majel>>  POUND [62%, 0] "Keep it!"
<SevWizzard> vote4 pound
<T_Bonz> vote4 pound
<MattNelson> vote4 pound
<e_of_PI> vote4 nice
<Mark> vote4 pound
<Blueberrie> vote4 pound
<DrJonasBashir> vote4 pounf
<DrJonasBashir> vote4 pound
<<Majel>>  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury:
<<Majel>>  NICE scored 1 vote(s).
<<Majel>>  POUND scored 6 vote(s).
<<Majel>>  Votes cast: 7 Judges present: 10
<<Majel>> And the winner is: POUND
<<Majel>>  Now in OFF mode.
<T_Bonz> that was easy! :)
<e_of_PI> And that concludes the JS.
<Mark> Woohoo!
<SevWizzard> Anything else you want to have included in the transcript?
<T_Bonz> better than last week's marathon!
** SevWizzard is now known as Wizzard
<Mark> much!
<TerrorTeen> Phew.
<Naraht> 5 down, one for Wendy....
<Naraht> not bad
** ChanServ has changed mode to +v Wizzard on channel #SevTrek
<Corsair> Looks like an all-around good JS!
<Mark> So...it is May...what is the news with the movie?
<Wizzard> ok. shutting down majel (and the log)
<DrJonasBashir> cool
<e_of_PI> And so it unbegins.
<e_of_PI> G^is!
<TerrorTeen> It's May...WAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
<Blueberrie> Movie?
<DrJonasBashir> bye transcript readers
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