Session Start: Sat Jun 02 01:11:19 2001 [01:11] * Logging #sevtrek to '#sevtrek.log' [01:11] *** _8_of_12_ has joined #sevtrek [01:11] I laughed at that comment [01:11] Hi matt. [01:11] Now in OFF mode. [01:11] Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREKTV, please stand by... [01:11] Retrieval SEVTREKTV competition complete. [01:11] Wizzard requested the shortlist: [01:11] COFFEE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:11] COMEDIAN [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:11] EJECTED [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:11] HOLE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:11] MISSION [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:11] ROOM [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:11] SITS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:11] TORPEDO [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:11] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [01:11] "Cops" theme plays in background [01:11] 8... your arch-nemesis is here =] [01:11] hi [01:11] *** Marina changes topic to 'Sev Judging is now in Session.' [01:11] hi 8 [01:11] <_8_of_12_> One moment [01:11] The Internet can engender some very poor public behavior [01:11] NO kidding! [01:11] *** Wizzard is now known as SevWizzard [01:11] *** _8_of_12_ is now known as faith_manages [01:12] excellent... [01:12] Better. Is there a finalists page? [01:12] SevWizzard asks about COFFEE [01:12] "Gets between Gainweight and her morning COFFEE." [01:12] keep [01:12] cut [01:12] keep [01:12] keep [01:12] *** DrJonasBashir sets mode: +vv faith_manages JustMark [01:12] Hello Jonas. Very long time no see. :) [01:12] cut [01:12] cut [01:12] cut [01:12] Gets? [01:12] tough week with stuff down here [01:12] *** DrJonasBashir sets mode: +vv Marina T_Bonz [01:12] *** SevWizzard changes topic to 'The Finalists can be found at http://www.hash.com/users/sev/toonzone/punchlines.asp' [01:12] COFFEE now gets status: "It's cut!". [01:12] 3 keeps (43%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (57%) [[1 mutes ] [01:12] *** Joeno sets mode: +o SevWizzard [01:12] hi Faith! =] [01:12] keep [01:13] tnx [01:13] I hate those blank ones anyhow! [01:13] SevWizzard asks about COMEDIAN [01:13] "Stand up COMEDIAN at klingon Bar" [01:13] My thanks, Wizzard. [01:13] keep [01:13] cut [01:13] cut [01:13] cut [01:13] cut [01:13] keep [01:13] cut [01:13] cut [01:13] COMEDIAN now gets status: "It's cut!". [01:13] 2 keeps (25%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (75%) [[0 mutes ] [01:13] SevWizzard asks about EJECTED [01:13] "Being hit by an EJECTED warp core just after beaming down to a planet." [01:13] keep [01:13] neutral [01:13] cut [01:13] keep [01:13] keep [01:13] cut [01:14] cut [01:14] cut [01:14] EJECTED now gets status: "It's cut!". [01:14] 3 keeps (38%) -- 1 neutrals (12%) -- 4 cuts (50%) [[0 mutes ] [01:14] Actually Dr JB, it's all pretty amusing by this point [01:14] That one doesn't really make sense [01:14] SevWizzard asks about HOLE [01:14] "Used to plug HOLE in Warp Core" [01:14] I read everything [01:14] amazing what gets folks all riled up [01:14] cut [01:14] keep [01:14] cut [01:14] keep [01:14] keep [01:14] cut [01:14] I'm a huge lurker. You'll barely see me posting [01:14] but I read a lot [01:14] Yeah, I don't see your name much [01:14] cut [01:14] keep [01:14] HOLE now gets status: "Equal vote.". [01:14] 4 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (50%) [[0 mutes ] [01:14] SevWizzard asks about MISSION [01:14] "Send him on an away MISSION with Commander Chocolatey." [01:14] I'm there... I'm there. [01:14] keep ! [01:15] keep [01:15] keep [01:15] cut [01:15] I guess I'll make captain by 2002 =] [01:15] cut [01:15] So the BBS is still having problems? [01:15] cut [01:15] keep [01:15] keep [01:15] MISSION now gets status: "Keep it!". [01:15] 5 keeps (62%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (38%) [[0 mutes ] [01:15] SevWizzard asks about ROOM [01:15] "Writing "Little ensign ROOM" on the airlock." [01:15] cut [01:15] keep [01:15] keep [01:15] keep [01:15] cut [01:15] cut [01:15] That's a cool one. :) [01:15] Mission is not novel... it's everyday... [01:15] keep [01:15] ROOM now gets status: "Keep it!". [01:15] 4 keeps (57%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (43%) [[1 mutes ] [01:15] the guy got all nasty about age, and I let him have it with both barrels [01:15] keep [01:15] hmm... I bought these Pringles Hot (with chili) [01:15] wow [01:15] SevWizzard asks about SITS [01:15] "Squatty accidentally SITS down on one." [01:15] bad move...still it was worth it [01:16] cut [01:16] :) [01:16] they are really good [01:16] cut [01:16] cut [01:16] ugh [01:16] cut [01:16] keep [01:16] cut [01:16] cut [01:16] SITS now gets status: "It's cut!". [01:16] 1 keeps (14%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (86%) [[1 mutes ] [01:16] SevWizzard asks about TORPEDO [01:16] "Shot out with a photon TORPEDO because it has to be detonated manually." [01:16] cut ? [01:16] keep [01:16] keep [01:16] keep (slim pickens? :=) [01:16] keep [01:16] cut [01:16] cut [01:16] wait keep [01:16] keep [01:16] cut [01:16] I did a Slim Pickens on as well. I am happy to see one make it through [01:16] Hmm... Eight has Lionel Richie in the CD player. [01:17] TORPEDO now gets status: "Keep it!". [01:17] 5 keeps (62%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (38%) [[0 mutes ] [01:17] noo... again Ritchie? [01:17] Now in FINAL mode. [01:17] SevWizzard requested the shortlist: [01:17] COFFEE [50%, 0] "Equal vote." [01:17] HOLE [50%, 0] "Equal vote." [01:17] MISSION [62%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:17] ROOM [62%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:17] TORPEDO [62%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:17] ...Also Armageddon... [01:17] vote4 room [01:17] * SevWizzard listens to "Terry Hoax" [01:17] vote4 torpedo [01:17] vote4 torpedo [01:17] vote4 torpedo [01:17] vote4 mission [01:17] Let's think what idea will give the best strip. [01:17] vote4 room [01:17] vote4 room [01:17] vote4 torpedo [01:17] torpedo -- if it's drawn "Dr Sttrangelove"-like [01:18] Perhaps you could do a combo! [01:18] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [01:18] MISSION scored 1 vote(s). [01:18] ROOM scored 3 vote(s). [01:18] TORPEDO scored 4 vote(s). [01:18] Votes cast: 8 Judges present: 8 [01:18] MISSION now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [01:18] vote4 torpedo [01:18] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [01:18] ROOM scored 3 vote(s). [01:18] TORPEDO scored 5 vote(s). [01:18] Votes cast: 8 Judges present: 8 [01:18] One side, an ensign is entering the little ensign room... [01:18] we're done [01:18] next [01:18] And the winner is: TORPEDO [01:18] you GO JB! [01:18] Now in OFF mode. [01:18] Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREKMOVIE, please stand by... [01:18] Retrieval SEVTREKMOVIE competition complete. [01:18] SevWizzard requested the shortlist: [01:18] BUNNYSUIT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:18] COMMAND [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:18] FORCES [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:18] GRAVITY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:18] LINES [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:18] NURSING [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:18] SPHERE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:18] TRIAL [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:18] WALKER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:18] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [01:18] Coffee is pretty much the same as one of Eight's punchlines that didn't even get to the best punchlines. He's bitchin' about it now. [01:18] no bitching 8! [01:19] Second side, and ensign is riding a torpedo/ [01:19] SevWizzard asks about BUNNYSUIT [01:19] "Have reached the age of 89 Tryhard decides that the BUNNYSUIT just isn't good taste anymore." [01:19] keep [01:19] cut [01:19] cut [01:19] Having [01:19] keep [01:19] cut [01:19] Isn't that catsuit? [01:19] I told him that, T. He's always got to bitch about something. :) [01:19] cut [01:19] And it's a catsuit [01:19] keep [01:19] cut [01:19] Though seeing this in a strip... :-/ [01:19] ow [01:19] BUNNYSUIT now gets status: "It's cut!". [01:19] 3 keeps (38%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (62%) [[0 mutes ] [01:19] SevWizzard asks about COMMAND [01:19] "Piker gets his first COMMAND" [01:19] keep [01:19] keep [01:19] that's cut [01:19] keep [01:19] cut [01:19] cute [01:19] neutral [01:19] cut [01:19] keep [01:19] cut [01:20] this one depends a lot on JC [01:20] Is this funny? [01:20] at ge 89... [01:20] age 89 [01:20] he got a command -- in "Best of Both Worlds" [01:20] I thought so :) [01:20] COMMAND now gets status: "It's cut!". [01:20] 3 keeps (38%) -- 1 neutrals (12%) -- 4 cuts (50%) [[0 mutes ] [01:20] "In the year 2525, if Measley Cruncher still be alive" [01:20] first PERMANENT command would have been better [01:20] ow [01:20] SevWizzard asks about FORCES [01:20] "The Severation and the Bored join FORCES and sit around talking about the good old days." [01:20] cut !!! [01:20] cut [01:20] keep [01:20] keep [01:20] cut [01:20] keep [01:20] keep [01:20] in the year 2525 [01:20] keep [01:20] FORCES now gets status: "Keep it!". [01:20] 5 keeps (62%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (38%) [[0 mutes ] [01:20] SevWizzard asks about GRAVITY [01:20] "Ten of Ten meets her greatest enemy... GRAVITY!" [01:20] cut [01:21] keep ! [01:21] keep [01:21] cut [01:21] cut [01:21] The severation will survive... [01:21] keep [01:21] keep but I won't vote it as a finalist [01:21] cut [01:21] good female line [01:21] GRAVITY now gets status: "Equal vote.". [01:21] 4 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (50%) [[0 mutes ] [01:21] SevWizzard asks about LINES [01:21] "Quirk finally finishes all of his LINES from The Original Series" [01:21] 10 of 10 is made for space [01:21] cut [01:21] keep [01:21] keep ! [01:21] heh heh [01:21] keep [01:21] keep [01:21] cut [01:21] wish I had thought of that one [01:21] This one's Seans. [01:21] cut [01:21] and how do you want to draw this??? [01:21] cut [01:21] slowly [01:21] very slowly? [01:22] hey, you beat me to it! [01:22] extremely slowly [01:22] Two panel? [01:22] ah... animated [01:22] * JustMark grins [01:22] LINES now gets status: "Equal vote.". [01:22] 4 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (50%) [[0 mutes ] [01:22] SevWizzard asks about NURSING [01:22] "Sev Trek 47: The Final NURSING Home." [01:22] cut [01:22] CUT [01:22] "....end log" [01:22] cut [01:22] cut [01:22] cut [01:22] cutcutcutcutcut [01:22] cut [01:22] keep [01:22] ha ha e [01:22] splitter! [01:22] At this point, they would be heads in a jar, like from futurama [01:22] Uh oh... severly outnumbered there! :) [01:22] NURSING now gets status: "It's cut!". [01:22] 1 keeps (14%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (86%) [[1 mutes ] [01:22] SevWizzard asks about SPHERE [01:22] "Squatty becomes a Dyson SPHERE." [01:22] cut [01:22] cut [01:22] keep [01:23] ugh [01:23] neutral [01:23] tired of Squatty jokes [01:23] I just wanna see Picard and Riker in rocking chairs on the veranda. :) [01:23] keep [01:23] keep [01:23] cut [01:23] Never tired of them. :) [01:23] I wrote something similar... [01:23] its the visual that works here... [01:23] "The Squatty blackhole is discovered" [01:23] SPHERE now gets status: "Keep for now.". [01:23] 3 keeps (43%) -- 1 neutrals (14%) -- 3 cuts (43%) [[1 mutes ] [01:23] SevWizzard asks about TRIAL [01:23] "Cue puts Admiral Measley Cruncher on TRIAL." [01:23] I liked that one as well [01:23] cut [01:23] cut [01:23] cut [01:23] cut [01:23] cut [01:23] cut [01:23] keep [01:23] ADMIRAL cruncher??? [01:24] scary thought [01:24] cut [01:24] that's the problem... :=) [01:24] TRIAL now gets status: "It's cut!". [01:24] 1 keeps (12%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (88%) [[0 mutes ] [01:24] SevWizzard asks about WALKER [01:24] "The Bored Queen shows up using a WALKER." [01:24] keep [01:24] keep [01:24] President Barcley and late ensign Cruncher. [01:24] Now, if Measely put Cue on trial, that would work [01:24] cut [01:24] scarier thought [01:24] Q's gotten really old for an ageless being, eh? [01:24] cut [01:24] cut [01:24] cut [01:24] Don't everyone agree with me at once. :) [01:25] neutral [01:25] WALKER now gets status: "It's cut!". [01:25] 2 keeps (29%) -- 1 neutrals (14%) -- 4 cuts (57%) [[1 mutes ] [01:25] Now in FINAL mode. [01:25] SevWizzard requested the shortlist: [01:25] FORCES [62%, 0] "Keep it!" [01:25] GRAVITY [50%, 0] "Equal vote." [01:25] LINES [50%, 0] "Equal vote." [01:25] SPHERE [43%, 0] "Keep for now." [01:25] * JustMark nods in agreement [01:25] Yes, he has. [01:25] vote4 lines [01:25] vote4 lines [01:25] vote4 nothing [01:25] vote4 lines [01:25] I guess you could not see me nodding at my screen [01:25] vote4 forces [01:25] vote4 forces [01:25] vote4 forces [01:25] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [01:25] FORCES scored 3 vote(s). [01:25] LINES scored 3 vote(s). [01:25] Votes cast: 6 Judges present: 8 [01:25] kind of blah, eh? [01:25] vote4 lines [01:26] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [01:26] FORCES scored 3 vote(s). [01:26] LINES scored 4 vote(s). [01:26] Votes cast: 7 Judges present: 8 [01:26] Forces is good... but lines is funnier. [01:26] since i stay neutral here... [01:26] wiz, please... [01:26] This one is for the highest possible authority: the SevQueen [01:26] boo! [01:26] Let's see the Borg and Picard sitting in rocking chairs on the porch talking about good old days. :) [01:26] And john, remember: [01:26] Now in OFF mode. [01:26] Retrieving punchlines for competition SCIFIMOVIES, please stand by... [01:26] Retrieval SCIFIMOVIES competition complete. [01:26] SevWizzard requested the shortlist: [01:26] BRIGHT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:26] CLOSEST [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:26] MARTYR [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:26] MINIONS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:26] PRAYING [0%, 0] "Nominated." [01:26]