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<Wizzard> due to the record amount of judges tonight (4)... i suggest we do only final mode
<CptThomas> Nah, don't have anything to do anyway
<CptThomas> let's go thru the paperwork :-)
<Wizzard> but then with longer time to "persuade" others to change the mind
<priyana> i don't have a preference
<CptThomas> nah,
<CptThomas> might be easier to cut some away
<CptThomas> then more people are inclined to vote on the same thing
<CptThomas> 4 judges and 6 punchlines
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<CptThomas> you do the math on the chances of them voting on the same line
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<Wizzard> yes, but i have 2 or 3 favorites on each... i might get persuaded easily
<Wizzard> t, priyana: your opinion
<T_Bonz> let's just do it the normal way
<priyana> i don't really care, but if forced to choose i'd like to do the whole thing
<Wizzard> anyway, i see a problem...
<CptThomas> being ?
<Wizzard> read the punchwords?
<CptThomas> oops
<CptThomas> wrong list
<Wizzard> ok, then it's good to  have only 4 judges :=)
<Wizzard> just testing something...
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<Wizzard> ok. must be completely wrong list...
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<Wizzard> has everyone the finalist page available?
<CptThomas> aye
<T_Bonz> yep
<priyana> yes
<Wizzard> suggestion: everyone nominates two punchlines. we'll eliminate then manually and decide the winner afterwards
<T_Bonz> whatever
<CptThomas> let's just do a manual keep/cut one by one
<priyana> either way
<Wizzard> tom: you know how late it is here? :=)
<CptThomas> it's 0120 AM here :-)
<CptThomas> i'll do it if you're tired
<Wizzard> ok, full. no revote, so make up your mind!
<Wizzard> I cannae beam up ARTIFICIAL life forms, Captn. I have to leave your hair behind. 
<Wizzard> cut
<CptThomas> keep
<T_Bonz> so what will it be?
<T_Bonz> cut
<Wizzard> "cut or keep"
<priyana> keep
<Wizzard> stays
<Wizzard> The BIOFILTERS keep screening out your toupee
<Wizzard> cut
<CptThomas> cut
<priyana> cut
<T_Bonz> cut
<Wizzard> gone
<Wizzard> Decency filters only allow beaming up fully CLOTHED people!
<Wizzard> cut
<CptThomas> cut
<T_Bonz> cut
<priyana> cut
<Wizzard> gone
<Wizzard> I canna take both you an yer EGO at the same time. One will hae ta stay behind.
<priyana> keep
<Wizzard> cut
<CptThomas> keep
<Wizzard> stays
<Wizzard> The GLARE off your chest is deflecting the transporter signal
<CptThomas> cut
<T_Bonz> cut
<priyana> cut
<Wizzard> keep
<Wizzard> I tried! Only PART of your shirt came through
<Wizzard> cut
<priyana> cut
<CptThomas> keep
<Wizzard> t?
<T_Bonz> abstain
<Wizzard> gone then
<T_Bonz> *sniff*
<Wizzard> Sev Fleet prohibits transploding anything under high PRESSURE. You're going to have to remove your girdle.
<T_Bonz> next!
<Wizzard> cut
<T_Bonz> cut
<CptThomas> keep
<priyana> cut
<Wizzard> t: if you stay neutral...
<T_Bonz> I know, but it was mine
<Wizzard> No SHIRT, no Service. Sevfleet Health Regulation, Sir
<Wizzard> keep
<priyana> cut
<T_Bonz> keep
<CptThomas> cut
<Wizzard> stays
<Wizzard> You've stopped holding in your STOMACH
<Wizzard>  
<Wizzard>  
<CptThomas> cut
<priyana> cut
<Wizzard> keep
<Wizzard> t? please say so if you are neutral
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<Wizzard> t: STOMACH. cut or keep
<T_Bonz2> cut
<Wizzard> ok (sobs)
<T_Bonz2> sorry, was snarked for a moment
<T_Bonz2> double sorry!
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<CptThomas> 3 lines still in the running
<T_Bonz> I'm out.... 
<Wizzard> ok. the finalists are ARTIFICAL and EGO
<T_Bonz> but my line wasn't my best...those were in the First contact
<T_Bonz> and were cut
<CptThomas> and shirt ?
<Wizzard> oh and SHIRT
<Wizzard> forgot that one. sorry
<Wizzard> vote4 short
<T_Bonz> that was the good one!
<Wizzard> vote4 shirt
<T_Bonz> vote4 shirt
<priyana> vote4 shirt
<CptThomas> vote4 shirt
<CptThomas> that's unanimous
<<Majel>> And the winner is: SHIRT
<Wizzard> who was the fool who designed keyboards? esp "I" next to "O"... 
<T_Bonz> :)
<Wizzard> ok. TrekMovies now
<Wizzard> My BLOOD alcohol level is too low!
<Wizzard> cut
<CptThomas> keep
<T_Bonz> cut
<priyana> keep
<Wizzard> kept
<Wizzard> We need a longer extension CORD.
<Wizzard> keep
<T_Bonz> cut
<priyana> interestingly enough, they were designed to slow typers down when the first type writers couldkeepn't take thinks fast enough
<CptThomas> cut
<priyana> sorry
<priyana> keep
<Wizzard> stays
<Wizzard> Someone needs to go outside and light the FUSE.
<T_Bonz> cut
<Wizzard> cut
<priyana> cut
<CptThomas> keep
<Wizzard> We forgot the FUZZY Dice!
<Wizzard> keep
<CptThomas> reminds me of wallace & gromit :-)
<T_Bonz> keep
<priyana> keep
<CptThomas> keep
<Wizzard> No one turned on the inflight MOVIE!
<CptThomas> cut
<T_Bonz> CUT
<Wizzard> cut
<priyana> cut
<T_Bonz> can't believe JC kept that
<Wizzard> I haven't got my free bag of PEANUTS yet
<CptThomas> cut
<priyana> cut
<Wizzard> cut
<T_Bonz> CUT !
<Wizzard> Because one of you young PUNKS is kicking the back of my chair!
<Wizzard> keep
<T_Bonz> CUT !! 
<T_Bonz> growwwllll
<priyana> keep
<CptThomas> cut
<Wizzard> stays
<T_Bonz> why?
<Wizzard> I drank the ROCKET fuel when we ran out of scotch...
<priyana> cut
<Wizzard> 2 keep 2 cut. 50%. 
<Wizzard> cut
<CptThomas> cut
<T_Bonz> not why I asked :)
<T_Bonz> keep
<Wizzard> You think I'd fly this crate SOBER?
<CptThomas> oh, sarcasm; i get it :-)
<T_Bonz> keep
<Wizzard> keep
<CptThomas> keep
<priyana> keep
<Wizzard> Your seats haven't been put in their full, UPRIGHT position!
<T_Bonz> CUT !!! 
<Wizzard> keep (although too similar to a rejected by me)
<CptThomas> keep
<priyana> keep
<Wizzard> ok, quite a bunch left
<T_Bonz> frelling stupid lines...
<CptThomas> 6 i think
<Wizzard> BLOOD, CORD, FUZZY, PUNKS, SOBER and UPRIGHT
<Wizzard> let's vote
<CptThomas> give me a moment to decide
<T_Bonz> vote4 sober
<Wizzard> vote4 fuzzy
<T_Bonz> easy choice
<priyana> vote4 cord
<CptThomas> vote4 sober
<Wizzard> ok, i change to sober as well.
<<Majel>> And the winner is: SOBER
<Wizzard> (fuzzy was mine. worth a try :=)
<CptThomas> lol
<priyana> :)
<T_Bonz> that was my second choice
<T_Bonz> (fuzzy)
<CptThomas> figures :-)
<Wizzard> ok, SW
<Wizzard> 3PO: *singing* Rubber Duckie you're the one... Lube: If I ever find his maker, I'll CUT his hand off!
<Wizzard> keep
<T_Bonz> cut
<priyana> cut
<CptThomas> i think the scifi punchlines suck this week
<CptThomas> keep
<T_Bonz> no, one made me laugh out loud!
<Wizzard> Creepio: Cleanliness is next to GODLINESS, after all! Lube - Like you'll ever be a god!
<Wizzard> cut
<T_Bonz> cut
<priyana> cut
<CptThomas> cut
<Wizzard> Creepio:I sing the song that makes the whole world sing! Lube:Man I gotta get off this PLANET!
<T_Bonz> keep
<Wizzard> cut
<priyana> cut
<CptThomas> cut
<T_Bonz> aw, that was FUNNY!!
<Wizzard> Lube: When I asked for a nude scene, I REALLY didn't mean this!
<Wizzard> keep
<T_Bonz> cut
<priyana> keep
<CptThomas> keep
<T_Bonz> ick
<Wizzard> Lube: "Now I see why Atm2 wants to RUN away."
<Wizzard> keep
<T_Bonz> keep
<priyana> keep
<CptThomas> keep
<Wizzard> 3 left: CUT, REALLY and RUN
<T_Bonz> vote4 nothing
<CptThomas> just a sec
<priyana> vote4 really
<T_Bonz> JC - what WERE you thinking? :)
<Wizzard> tom?
<CptThomas> vote4 really
<Wizzard> really wins.
<Wizzard> i was undecided between cut and really
<T_Bonz> vote4 run
<CptThomas> cut was my 2nd choice
<Wizzard> thanks -- mine again :=)
<CptThomas> but the line by 3PO screwed it up
<T_Bonz> You weren't kidding about finishing second!
<Wizzard> although i had creepio sing "Splish splash" -- "Rubber Duckie" was in another on my lines
<CptThomas> would've been better if it was just luke saying something
<Wizzard> ok,  "X-Files"
<CptThomas> splish splash would've worked :-)))
<Wizzard> Scummy: I've heard of giving up the GHOST, but this is ridiculous!
<Wizzard> tell that JC, tom :=)
<Wizzard> cut
<priyana> cut
<CptThomas> cut
<T_Bonz> cut
<Wizzard> Mouldy: He sure gives HIMSELF airs.
<Wizzard> cut
<priyana> cut
<T_Bonz> cut
<CptThomas> nah, gives him bad memories about bathing his daughter :-)
<CptThomas> cut
<Wizzard> Mouldy: Told you he was all HOT air. alien: Ssmokin'
<T_Bonz> keep
<priyana> keep
<CptThomas> neutral
<Wizzard> keep (but with a recommendation to delete "smokin'"
<CptThomas> i second wizzard
<Wizzard> Mouldy: That's going to leave a MARK. Alien: Don't count on it.
<priyana> i agree with wizzard
<Wizzard> cut
<priyana> keep
<T_Bonz> cut
<CptThomas> keep
<Wizzard> Mouldy: This STINKS. Alien: Better out than in.
<Wizzard> cut (YUCK!)
<T_Bonz> cut
<priyana> cut
<CptThomas> cut
<T_Bonz> (not like I got it anyhow :) )
<CptThomas> don't get it
<Wizzard> ok. it's HOT or MARK
<Wizzard> vote4 HOT
<CptThomas> just a sec
<priyana> vote4 hot
<T_Bonz> vote4 hot
<Wizzard> (and still with the recommendation)
<T_Bonz> I agree
<CptThomas> i guess i'll just follow you guys (including the recommendation
<Wizzard> Ok. The winner is "Mouldy: Told you he was all HOT air."
<T_Bonz> One to go...(as Data gets "assimilated" and Riker meets Cochrane)
<Wizzard> and only that part!
<CptThomas> wouldn't "...he was full of hot air" work better ???
<Wizzard> PITS...
<Wizzard> It's "here" AND with "you"
<Wizzard> keep
<CptThomas> keep
<T_Bonz> cut
<priyana> cut
<Wizzard> The BIOHAZARD sign they put on our door may be a hint.
<Wizzard> cut
<T_Bonz> keep
<priyana> cut
<CptThomas> keep
<Wizzard> Being "DUMPED" seems to be a recurring theme around here..
<priyana> cut
<Wizzard> keep
<T_Bonz> keep.
<CptThomas> cut
<Wizzard> Those GIRLS just don't appreciate what we've done with the place
<Wizzard> cut
<T_Bonz> cut
<priyana> cut
<CptThomas> neutral
<Wizzard> I can't begin to IMAGINE
<priyana> keep
<Wizzard> neutral
<T_Bonz> keep
<CptThomas> keep
<Wizzard> Women hate MESSY relationships!
<Wizzard> keep
<T_Bonz> cut
<priyana> cut
<CptThomas> cut
<Wizzard> I think the word 'here' is OPERATIVE.
<Wizzard> cut
<T_Bonz> keep
<priyana> cut
<CptThomas> keep
<Wizzard> They thought 'live here' was an OXYMORON.
<Wizzard> cut
<T_Bonz> cut
<CptThomas> keep
<priyana> cut
<Wizzard> I still have TROUBLE believing anyone lives here. 
<T_Bonz> keep
<Wizzard> cut 
<priyana> keep
<CptThomas> neutral
<Wizzard> heck, he lives there!!
<Wizzard> You just gave TWO reasons.
<Wizzard>  
<Wizzard>   
<Wizzard> keep
<T_Bonz> cut
<CptThomas> keep
<priyana> keep
<CptThomas> and again 6 entries
<Wizzard> 7 left: AND, DUMPED, BIOHAZARD, IMAGINE, OPERATIVE, TROUBLE and TWO
<T_Bonz> vote4 biohazard
<Wizzard> vote4 two
<priyana> vote4 two
<CptThomas> doubting between biohazard and two, anyone try to convince me ?
<T_Bonz> biohazard is better ;)
<Wizzard> two's better. Don't forget Lance believes he's a womanizer
<CptThomas> vote4 two
<<Majel>> And the winner is: TWO
<T_Bonz> OK, looks like we've a winner here
<CptThomas> the "womanizer" part convinced me
<Wizzard> ok. that concludes this judging session
<T_Bonz> OK guys...we did it...I'm off to watch the rest of the movie!
<T_Bonz> Next week! 
<priyana> bye all
<Wizzard> let's hope next week will be more judges, a configured bot and perhaps JC (but no Wizzard)
<CptThomas> bye guys
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<CptThomas> and no me
<CptThomas> (that rhymes :-)
<Wizzard> ok bye
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