Session Start: Sat Jul 14 00:06:30 2001 [00:06] * Logging #sevtrek to '#sevtrek.log' [00:06] *** Wizzard is now known as SevWizzard [00:06] guess not E. [00:06] eep [00:06] thats a no then [00:06] Now in OFF mode. [00:06] Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREK, please stand by... [00:06] Retrieval SEVTREK competition complete. [00:06] SevWizzard requested the shortlist: [00:06] ANGRY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:06] BABE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:06] CATSUIT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:06] CRISIS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:06] CUTE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:06] LUNG [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:06] MAKEUP [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:06] PAID [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:06] SAME [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:06] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:06] *** Majel changes topic to 'Sev Judging is now in Session.' [00:07] *** DrJonasBashir has joined #sevtrek [00:07] <_8_of_12_> Thanks heaps, Wizzard! [00:07] SevWizzard asks about ANGRY [00:07] "Wouldn't you be ANGRY if you had a face like this?" [00:07] how does one do this? [00:07] I have no favorite here, so convince me. [00:07] you're too fast people [00:07] cut [00:07] cut [00:07] cut [00:07] cut [00:07] cut [00:07] cut [00:07] <_8_of_12_> Ummm... describe the strip? [00:07] <_8_of_12_> cut [00:07] help? [00:08] <_8_of_12_> I think I remember it. [00:08] well corsair, how much do you hate Wesley? [00:08] 8: pics coming... just wait [00:08] <_8_of_12_> cut or keep, Dhraak. [00:08] <_8_of_12_> Based on whether you like the punchline. [00:08] cut [00:08] Enough that I don't want him mentioned in a strip if at all possible. [00:08] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o DrJonasBashir [00:08] <_8_of_12_> Or neutral if you couldn't really give a stuff. [00:08] keep [00:08] ANGRY now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:08] 1 keeps (11%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 8 cuts (89%) [[2 mutes ] [00:08] oh, then dont go for that one then [00:08] cut [00:08] SevWizzard asks about BABE [00:08] "If you went from hot BABE to old maid that fast, you'd be angry too." [00:08] cut [00:08] keep [00:08] cut [00:08] cut [00:08] cut [00:08] cut [00:08] keep [00:09] cut [00:09] keep [00:09] ooh I got 2 twist punchlines [00:09] neutral [00:09] BABE now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:09] 3 keeps (33%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 5 cuts (56%) [[2 mutes ] [00:09] *** ChanServ sets mode: +v Corsair [00:09] *** ChanServ sets mode: +v Dhraakellian [00:09] SevWizzard asks about CATSUIT [00:09] "I never looked so good in that CATSUIT!" [00:09] *** ChanServ sets mode: +v EofS [00:09] keep [00:09] cut [00:09] cut [00:09] cut [00:09] *** ChanServ sets mode: +v Jaide [00:09] keep [00:09] cut [00:09] keep [00:09] cut [00:09] *** ChanServ sets mode: +v phile922 [00:09] <_8_of_12_> keep [00:10] *** ChanServ sets mode: +v _8_of_12_ [00:10] cut [00:10] CATSUIT now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:10] 4 keeps (40%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (60%) [[1 mutes ] [00:10] SevWizzard asks about CRISIS [00:10] "I had a mid life CRISIS at 5" [00:10] neutral [00:10] keep [00:10] keep [00:10] cut [00:10] neutral [00:10] neutral [00:10] cut [00:10] keep [00:10] this one's good [00:10] keep [00:10] *** jc has joined #sevtrek [00:10] Oh oh, storm brewing up here, hope I don't get fizzled.... [00:10] Hi JC! [00:10] hi jc [00:10] CRISIS now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:10] 4 keeps (44%) -- 3 neutrals (33%) -- 2 cuts (22%) [[3 mutes ] [00:10] hiya jc [00:10] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o jc [00:10] Hi jc [00:10] Green things! [00:11] OMMMMM, it's JC, hi, [00:11] sevutations (gee, we get a better crowd since we moved the JS earlier) [00:11] hello JC [00:11] sorry I'm late [00:11] this is a good crowd [00:11] what are the winners so far? [00:11] And I'm actually on time [00:11] nothing yet, John [00:11] Uhhh, none [00:11] you're not that late, jc [00:11] We're still on Sev Trek [00:11] CRISIS now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:11] 4 keeps (44%) -- 3 neutrals (33%) -- 2 cuts (22%) [[3 mutes ] [00:11] next, Wix [00:11] just the midelife crises so far [00:11] SevWizzard asks about CUTE [00:11] "I used to be the CUTE blond" [00:11] mean, Wiz [00:11] keep [00:11] keep [00:11] cut [00:11] keep [00:11] neutral [00:11] cut [00:11] JC: You are early, by California standards :-) [00:11] keep [00:12] cut\ [00:12] cut [00:12] CUTE now gets status: "Keep for now.". [00:12] 4 keeps (44%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 4 cuts (44%) [[3 mutes ] [00:12] 3 mutes... [00:12] keep [00:12] cut [00:12] CUTE now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:12] 5 keeps (50%) -- 1 neutrals (10%) -- 4 cuts (40%) [[2 mutes ] [00:12] speak up mutes! err, oh... [00:12] <_8_of_12_> keep [00:12] 8: that's the last one [00:12] *** DrJonasBashir changes topic to 'Sev Judging is now in Session. All §evilians please come!' [00:12] SevWizzard asks about LUNG [00:12] "I want my LUNG back!" [00:13] keep [00:13] keep [00:13] keep [00:13] keep [00:13] keep [00:13] keep ! [00:13] definattly [00:13] keep [00:13] <_8_of_12_> Thanks heaps, Wizzard. Preciate it. [00:13] <_8_of_12_> keep [00:13] did I miss something? I don't get this one. [00:13] LUNG now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:13] 8 keeps (100%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 0 cuts (0%) [[4 mutes ] [00:13] I don't get it either [00:13] SevWizzard asks about MAKEUP [00:13] "Have you seen my MAKEUP job lately?!" [00:13] she gave a lung to Neelix in Season 1 [00:13] Kes lost a lung when she donated one to Neelix [00:13] cut [00:13] She gave Neelix one of her lungs in an early episode. [00:13] Cuss donated a lung to Kneelixs [00:13] oh! [00:13] cut [00:13] cut [00:13] neutral [00:13] after the Vidiians stole both from teh Talaxian [00:13] cut [00:13] cut [00:13] Oh, I guess I DID miss something. [00:14] what comp is next? [00:14] scifi [00:14] cut [00:14] Scifi [00:14] are you so sure? :=) [00:14] <_8_of_12_> cut [00:14] did i SAY i was sure? [00:14] cut [00:14] MAKEUP now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:14] 0 keeps (0%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 8 cuts (89%) [[3 mutes ] [00:14] SevWizzard asks about PAID [00:14] "Apparently "higher plane" doesn't mean "higher PAID"." [00:14] keep [00:14] cut [00:14] keep [00:14] keep [00:14] keep [00:14] keep [00:14] neutral [00:14] keep [00:15] keep [00:15] keep [00:15] PAID now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:15] 8 keeps (80%) -- 1 neutrals (10%) -- 1 cuts (10%) [[2 mutes ] [00:15] gotta go eat [00:15] SevWizzard asks about SAME [00:15] "I ended up in the SAME 'higher existence' as Measly Cruncher!" [00:15] keep [00:15] keep [00:15] keep [00:15] bye [00:15] keep [00:15] cut [00:15] keep [00:15] be [00:15] cut [00:15] bye [00:15] keep [00:15] SAME now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:15] 6 keeps (75%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (25%) [[4 mutes ] [00:15] Eat?! At a time like this??? [00:15] Now in FINAL mode. [00:15] dont have spoup!! [00:15] SevWizzard requested the shortlist: [00:15] CRISIS [44%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:15] CUTE [55%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:15] LUNG [100%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:15] PAID [80%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:15] SAME [75%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:15] or soup! [00:16] lol [00:16] no spoup was right... [00:16] <_8_of_12_> or even soup, for that matter. :) [00:16] soup is very difficult to type - took several goes [00:16] hmmm [00:16] <_8_of_12_> Except for mushroom and pumpkin. They're nice. :) [00:16] vote4 paid [00:16] vote4 paid [00:16] vote4 paid [00:16] vote4 same [00:16] vote4 same [00:16] vote4 paid [00:17] vote4Paid [00:17] vote4 same [00:17] vote4 lung [00:17] redo phile, need a space. [00:17] phile: space between "vote4" and the punchword [00:17] oops, thanks [00:17] vote4 Paid [00:17] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:17] LUNG scored 1 vote(s). [00:17] PAID scored 5 vote(s). [00:17] SAME scored 3 vote(s). [00:17] Votes cast: 9 Judges present: 12 [00:17] LUNG now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [00:17] Eight, you have to vote [00:17] *sobsÜ [00:18] come on, join Wizzard, jaide and i!!! [00:18] nope [00:18] * Corsair whips 8 up to the keyboard.... [00:18] vote4 paid [00:18] the beauty og the punchline [00:18] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:18] PAID scored 6 vote(s). [00:18] SAME scored 3 vote(s). [00:18] Votes cast: 9 Judges present: 12 [00:18] the cadence, the semiotics - appreciate them as we do [00:18] ok... i wait one more minute... [00:19] LOL [00:19] vote4 same [00:19] It's done [00:19] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:19] PAID scored 5 vote(s). [00:19] SAME scored 4 vote(s). [00:19] Votes cast: 9 Judges present: 12 [00:19] (i'm hoping people will just agree whether they inderstand or not) [00:19] * Corsair Plays the Jeopardy theme... [00:19] * EofS hugs Erin [00:19] great BB, you have just made a SevQueen [00:19] <_8_of_12_> Yeah, I'm here. My computer's being gittish, I'm still trying to open the finalists page Wizzard sent me. [00:19] if you dont mind hugs of course [00:19] wait please... [00:19] Heh. [00:19] >=] [00:20] 8: rename it to "blabla.html" in doubt [00:20] Hugs are fine by me [00:20] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:20] PAID scored 5 vote(s). [00:20] SAME scored 4 vote(s). [00:20] Votes cast: 9 Judges present: 12 [00:20] This one is for the highest possible authority: the SevQueen [00:20] wait [00:20] till 8 comes [00:20] and votes [00:20] come on - three mutes! [00:20] Sev Queen? Im lost [00:20] after all that, and we queen it? [00:20] WHere is 8? [00:20] Sev Queen = Wendy Cook, John's wife. [00:20] Sev Queen - Wendy - the final word as it were [00:20] i don't wait forever! (it's past midnight here!) [00:20] he's trying to open the punchlines page [00:20] She breaks all ties [00:20] She chooses the winner when the vote is tied. [00:21] 8: use wordpad [00:21] 8: just vote for paid and be done with it....trust us.... [00:21] <_8_of_12_> Give me 20 seconds. [00:21] and she makes a delicious club sandwich =P [00:21] ...and watch the pics with an imageviewer [00:21] That will be $10.00 a second... [00:21] If the Queen is listening, vote for paid [00:21] <_8_of_12_> vote4 paid [00:21] * EofS does weird eye thing "join us 8, join us!" [00:21] Sevqueen has cast her magic wand and made her decision.... [00:21] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:21] PAID scored 6 vote(s). [00:21] SAME scored 4 vote(s). [00:21] Votes cast: 10 Judges present: 12 [00:21] ... PAID [00:21] great =] [00:21] I'm back! [00:21] it was WORTH the wait [00:21] BOTE! [00:21] Looks like we have a winner! [00:21] Vote! [00:21] And the winner is: PAID [00:21] twofold winner =P [00:21] where are we? [00:22] Now in OFF mode. [00:22] Retrieving punchlines for competition TWIST, please stand by... [00:22] Retrieval TWIST competition complete. [00:22] SevWizzard requested the shortlist: [00:22] AND [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:22] AREA [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:22] BALLOON [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:22] DRINK [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:22] FIGHTER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:22] HAPPENS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:22] HATCHLING [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:22] HONK [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:22] HONOR [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:22] MOTHER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:22] RATHER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:22] ROSWELL [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:22] TRUTH [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:22] VENI [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:22] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:22] cool! [00:22] by popular vote and by Sev Queen ruling [00:22] :0( [00:22] snh snh snh :=) [00:22] Don't say here! [00:22] Twist? [00:22] Where are we is always in interesting question here... [00:22] Wizzard!!!! [00:22] couldn't resist... [00:22] SevWizzard asks about AND [00:22] "Roswell AND Bust!" [00:22] good [00:22] Oy. [00:22] cut [00:22] cut [00:22] keep [00:22] neutral [00:22] keep [00:22] <_8_of_12_> I have my results from the tests and my uni subjects! [00:22] keep [00:22] cut [00:22] cut [00:22] neutral [00:22] <_8_of_12_> keep [00:22] uhhh, we skippppped? [00:22] AND now gets status: "Keep for now.". [00:22] 4 keeps (40%) -- 2 neutrals (20%) -- 4 cuts (40%) [[2 mutes ] [00:22] keep [00:23] SevWizzard asks about AREA [00:23] "My other ship is in AREA 51" [00:23] <_8_of_12_> We did skip! [00:23] cut [00:23] keep [00:23] keep [00:23] cut [00:23] keep [00:23] cut [00:23] cut [00:23] Go with it... [00:23] <_8_of_12_> We skipped two strips, yes? [00:23] cut [00:23] We'll be back! [00:23] Definately, keep [00:23] <_8_of_12_> keep [00:23] no. we skipped nothing [00:23] i have oine of those late nights reviews on in the background - its funny dipping in [00:23] keep [00:23] Tell that to Pits and SciFi [00:23] AREA now gets status: "Equal vote.". [00:23] 5 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (50%) [[2 mutes ] [00:23] gotta go for a bit. Gaby calls :-) [00:23] Ok... [00:23] SevWizzard asks about BALLOON [00:23] "No, we're not a weather BALLOON!" [00:23] We're persnickity like that Wiz. [00:23] Bye jc [00:23] keep [00:24] cut [00:24] cut [00:24] cut [00:24] cut [00:24] cut [00:24] keep [00:24] cut [00:24] cut [00:24] <_8_of_12_> keep [00:24] BALLOON now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:24] 3 keeps (30%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (70%) [[2 mutes ] [00:24] SevWizzard asks about DRINK [00:24] "Don't DRINK and probe." [00:24] "now you see, I thought he was oging to die" - huh? wha? huh? [00:24] keep [00:24] cut [00:24] cut [00:24] keep [00:24] keep [00:24] keep [00:24] ? [00:24] cut [00:24] keep [00:24] I am oging to die. [00:24] Okay, I'm running a contest... I'll throw a random number and the one who wins will get an op [00:24] going* [00:24] keep [00:24] 47 [00:24] DRINK now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:24] 6 keeps (67%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (33%) [[3 mutes ] [00:24] Blueberrie? [00:25] 48 [00:25] 8 [00:25] no need to mention numbers [00:25] what? [00:25] SevWizzard asks about FIGHTER [00:25] "I'm a prober not a FIGHTER." [00:25] Huh? [00:25] cut [00:25] I'll do it in my calculator =] [00:25]