Session Start: Sat Aug 25 00:04:49 2001 [00:04] * Logging #sevtrek to '#sevtrek.log' [00:04] hi [00:04] *** DrJonasBashir is now known as SevDoctor [00:04] Unfortunately (the irony!) I can't stay - we're going out shopping now... [00:04] owww [00:05] ...just thought I'd drop by to say hi :-( [00:05] *** Majel changes topic to 'Sev Judging is now in Session.' [00:05] Well.. can't you shop online? =) [00:05] thats not good planning then is it [00:05] But look at some of the names here JC! [00:05] "Hi JC!" [00:05] nova: lol! [00:05] are you ready Majel? [00:05] jc; good luck and have fun =) we'll be fine [00:05] You're always shopping when it's JS! [00:05] not really... where's Joeno? [00:05] *** T`Bonz has joined #sevtrek [00:05] I feel a bit narfed..but yeah! [00:05] hmmm... [00:05] *** MattNelson has joined #sevtrek [00:05] hi all [00:05] thunder - that's cos it's Saturday morning - Wendy likes to go out on weekend shopping before Gaby crashes. [00:05] Gonna be a good session! [00:05] *** SevDoctor sets mode: +vvv jc LordOfTheMonkeys MattNelson [00:06] Beer! I mean, uh, hi? [00:06] *** SevDoctor sets mode: +v T`Bonz [00:06] Majel no baka! [00:06] Oh, see? see? split personality! [00:06] *** SevDoctor sets mode: +o jc [00:06] Gaby...crashes? [00:06] Hi Matt [00:06] how 'bout quick press conference before the JS and before I go: [00:06] any quick questions? [00:06] Gaby's hard boot is murder. [00:06] split? what split? banana split? [00:06] crashes - goes to sleep [00:06] So THAT'S what the diapers are for!! primitive airbags! [00:06] Why do some of the names have + by them? [00:06] voice? [00:06] yes starbys [00:06] We're Black Cross members. [00:07] BTW, where's Josh?? [00:07] Like the Red Cross, but we cause pain. [00:07] Heeeeeeeee! [00:07] latest sev news - I've spent all this week teaching myself database programming... [00:07] Oh, fun. [00:07] Josh is at work :\ [00:07] I didnt know i was [00:07] ...I'm gonna convert the entire comic strip archives into a database to make them much easier to navigate [00:07] ohhhh =/ [00:07] Yay [00:07] good [00:07] jc; cool, i'm working on that too but then for the forum hehe.. [00:07] great JC [00:07] ... plus make a search function so you can find comic strips easier [00:07] ...plus convert the sevshop to a shopping cart [00:07] hmm [00:07] great Nova =P [00:07] ...should be nifty if I can pull it off [00:07] Wow. [00:08] jc; in other words, in 5 years you'll have it done? [00:08] you could have a competition [00:08] nova- well, no, I'm very determined this time! [00:08] ooooo, low blow Nova. [00:08] or was i optimistic? ;) [00:08] oh okay =) [00:08] the new Sev: opening 2006 [00:08] who gets it all up first and relatively bug free [00:08] =] [00:08] We'll be Senior Sevillians [00:08] So what about the Movie, JC? [00:08] * starbys gets out the walkers [00:08] I've already created the database and a test comic page that reads the ideas suggester, punchline winner, session number, etc [00:08] whoa, working hfast there, JC! [00:08] jc; so where's the problem? matter of time shortage to code it all, or..? [00:09] MattNelson - the movie is going well, we have almost every voice recorded now... [00:09] brb [00:09] any idea when credit checks will be sorted out for the past however many months it is? [00:09] (or have they been and I just haven't noticed) [00:09] ...Andrew has done rough animation of the entire movie except for a minute or two at the end [00:09] Sweeeeet. [00:09] Acts 1 and 2 are TV rendered, Act 3 is almost ready for TV rendering [00:09] Wow [00:09] I'm planning on a premiere party for that flick at my place. [00:09] How many acts again? [00:09] I've done the first set of corrections of Act 4 and just starting on Act 5 [00:10] Corsair - cool, wish I could come :-) [00:10] Matt - 5 [00:10] Boo-yah. [00:10] Projected release date? [00:10] jc; why, you mean you already have an appointment then? ;) *rips planeticket up* darn.. =) [00:10] Matt - by Christmas, I hope. The biggest hurdle is the time it'll take to do the TV rendering [00:10] Andrew says most of his time is spent waiting for renders [00:10] im back [00:11] JC: Awesome. Any chance of a CD release of the score? [00:11] Are you guys rendering for both PAL and NTSC? Or will you just convert one type to another? [00:11] Matt - dunno, doubtful, can't see it selling much. However, there is a possibility of a rock song released with a film clip [00:11] very cool [00:11] JC: Sev Trek Music Video [00:11] ?! [00:11] jc; not even burned cd's? [00:12] :) [00:12] Corsair - probably just convert, I doubt we'll rerender for NTSC - would set back the NTSC release date months [00:12] awesome [00:12] That's true [00:12] Will that detract from the NTSC's quality? [00:12] Better to convert from PAL anyway... [00:12] slightly, yes. [00:12] Matt - not Sev Trek music video, it's done by a band but it'll be "connected" to the movie in the same way a lot of songs are "connected" to movies these days [00:12] Matt - dunno about NTSC quality yet, haven't looked at it yet [00:12] No, NTSC detracts from NTSC's quality. [00:12] Well, I hope us American fans won't get the shaft, is all. [00:13] Anyway, gotta go, Wendy's ready! :-) [00:13] can I do a shameless entepreneurial plug here? it's from Decipher Inc. [00:13] ah yeah, sorry. got them mixed up [00:13] good luck JC! [00:13] enjoy!!!! [00:13] Later daze JC. Have fun. [00:13] Matt - USA is my main readership so I will definitely be thinking of you :-) [00:13] Later JC! [00:13] have fun shopping. [00:13] bye, happy judging. Pick some funnies :-) [00:13] http://www.decipher.com/newsflash/2001/08/082401storyC.html [00:13] *** jc has left #sevtrek [00:13] and don't buy expensive things; your wife will kill you! =) [00:13] bye [00:13] =) [00:13] The OFFICIAL press release for the new Star Trek Role Playing game [00:13] Shouldn't that be the other way around, Nova? [00:13] if you wanna, go read it [00:14] No, you see.. women ultimately have all the control in a relationship. [00:14] there's a joke in there somewhere ;) [00:14] okay, let's begin now [00:14] Now in OFF mode. [00:14] Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREK, please stand by... [00:14] Retrieval SEVTREK competition complete. [00:14] SevDoctor requested the shortlist: [00:14] CONTINUITY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:14] FATAL [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:14] LIFE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:14] NOTICE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:14] RED [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:14] REDSHIRTS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:14] WARRANTY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:14] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:14] *** MattNelson has quit IRC (Quit: ) [00:14] Yeah, I have to go out after, and I don't wanna get caught with my pants down.....or maybe I do..... [00:14] SevDoctor asks about CONTINUITY [00:14] "CONTINUITY cannot be wasted on Ensigns, Captain" [00:15] cut [00:15] Eh? [00:15] keep [00:15] lalalalalalalla [00:15] cut [00:15] depends on who you're around ;) [00:15] keep [00:15] keep [00:15] keep [00:15] kep [00:15] keep [00:15] Corsair: smile if you're not wearing underwear. [00:15] keep [00:15] keep [00:15] CONTINUITY now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:15] 7 keeps (78%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (22%) [[2 mutes ] [00:15] hehehe [00:15] SevDoctor asks about FATAL [00:15] "Since when has death been FATAL on this show?" [00:15] :-( [00:15] cut [00:15] keep [00:15] cut [00:15] keep [00:15] keep [00:15] cut [00:15] I count that as a smile =) [00:15] keep [00:15] keep [00:15] keep [00:15] There already is a Star Trekneutral [00:15] FATAL now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:15] 6 keeps (67%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (33%) [[2 mutes ] [00:15] How about JUST underwear? [00:15] SevDoctor asks about LIFE [00:15] "You actually keep track of such stuff? Get a LIFE!!!" [00:15] keep [00:15] keep [00:15] cut [00:15] LOL [00:15] keep [00:15] cut [00:15] oh okay. that's good. [00:15] keep [00:15] cut [00:15] cut [00:16] cut [00:16] cut [00:16] You don't want to know about me anyways, so... =) [00:16] LIFE now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:16] 4 keeps (40%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (60%) [[1 mutes ] [00:16] just underwear? depends on if they're yours [00:16] SevDoctor asks about NOTICE [00:16] "Shh! You are not supposed to NOTICE the extras, Captain." [00:16] cut [00:16] keep [00:16] cut [00:16] cut [00:16] keep [00:16] neutral [00:16] She's not here yet, but probably will be before we finish. [00:16] cut [00:16] cut [00:16] cut [00:16] cut [00:16] cut [00:16] NOTICE now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:16] 2 keeps (18%) -- 1 neutrals (9%) -- 8 cuts (73%) [[0 mutes ] [00:16] SevDoctor asks about RED [00:16] "You've seen one RED shirt, you've seen them all." [00:16] keep [00:16] Corsair; romantic surprise? =) [00:16] keep [00:16] cut [00:16] keep [00:16] cut [00:16] cut [00:16] keep [00:16] Nah, just a date.\ [00:16] neutral [00:16] *** MattNelson has joined #sevtrek [00:16] * starbys waves at Bonz [00:16] heeee's bacl [00:17] Corsair; with your pants off? [00:17] * T`Bonz waves back [00:17] Well since you asked: the current punchline is RED [00:17] "You've seen one RED shirt, you've seen them all." [00:17] cut [00:17] :) [00:17] But she's already learning that SEV comes first! [00:17] Is it just me, or do Kirk and Spock have seriously highwater pants in this strip? [00:17] cut [00:17] cut [00:17] cut [00:17] Ahhhhh! They DO! [00:17] they do! *L* [00:17] LOL! You're right MAtt [00:17] Hello [00:17] MattNelson: it's you. (they do) [00:17] Don't they always? [00:17] really! [00:17] Where's the pocket protectors? [00:17] look like me!!! [00:17] SevDoctor asks about REDSHIRTS [00:17] "Sir, you know all REDSHIRTS look alike" [00:17] cut [00:17] cut [00:17] and glasses with tape in middle [00:17] keep [00:17] *** Leander has joined #SevTrek [00:17] yeah :D [00:17] lalalala =] [00:17] cut [00:17] Pocket monsters? [00:17] cut [00:17] keep [00:17] Leander! [00:17] cut [00:17] Well since you asked: the current punchline is REDSHIRTS [00:17] "Sir, you know all REDSHIRTS look alike" [00:17] keep [00:18] hi, leander. [00:18] I had to go check out the strips... I haven't actually read Sev in probably a month or two. [00:18] La la la Ierukana... [00:18] hiya Leander [00:18] keep [00:18] Uh, hi everyone. [00:18] cut [00:18] hello [00:18] hi [00:18] keep [00:18] REDSHIRTS now gets status: "Equal vote.". [00:18] 5 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (50%) [[3 mutes ] [00:18] cut [00:18] mutes? [00:18] I think I did vote, but JIC.... [00:18] Did I vote? [00:18] * T`Bonz confuzzled [00:18] yup [00:18] cut [00:18] narf. [00:18] you voted 'keep', T [00:18] REDSHIRTS now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:18] 5 keeps (42%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (58%) [[1 mutes ] [00:19] what happened with RED???? [00:19] duh [00:19] pss [00:19] it was never said [00:19] Eh? [00:19] SevDoctor asks about WARRANTY [00:19] "Yes, but he was still under WARRANTY." [00:19] keep [00:19] keep [00:19] keep [00:19] cut [00:19] keep [00:19] keep [00:19] like this one. [00:19] cut [00:19] 'eh?' copyright (c) 1998, Blueberrie [00:19] keep [00:19] keep [00:19] lol [00:19] Heh. =) [00:19] Mmmmm... Purring kitty. [00:19] cut [00:19] ;) [00:19] keep [00:19] WARRANTY now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:19] 8 keeps (73%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (27%) [[2 mutes ] [00:19] keep [00:19] "huh?" © Blueberrie, 1998 [00:19] SevDoctor requested the shortlist: [00:19] CONTINUITY [78%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:19] FATAL [67%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:19] WARRANTY [75%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:19] Watch it, she may try to copyright 'OY' too! [00:20] lol =) [00:20] "OY!" © Muffy, 1998 [00:20] may we assume that RED was cut then? [00:20] Now in FINAL mode. [00:20] now [00:20] vote4 warranty [00:20] vote4 continuity [00:20] vote4 warranty [00:20] vote4 continuity [00:20] vote4 warranty [00:20] vote4 continuity [00:20] yes E [00:20] vote4 warranty [00:20] vote4 warranty [00:20] Uh, I hope nobody minds me still being a bit confuzed here. [00:20] thanks [00:20] vote continuity [00:20] No, that's okay Leander. First timer? [00:20] vote4 warenty [00:20] vote4continuty [00:20] vote4 warranty [00:20] vote4 warranty [00:20] tupe Blue [00:20] Not at all Leander, we all are! [00:20] yep, first time. [00:20] ahhh! forgot space [00:20] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:20] CONTINUITY scored 3 vote(s). [00:20] WARRANTY scored 7 vote(s). [00:20] Votes cast: 10 Judges present: 13 [00:20] vote4 continuity [00:20] ahem [00:21] clear... [00:21] that's the second time today I've tupoed a tupo!!! [00:21] vote4 continuty [00:21] I suggest you open http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/punchlines.asp to see the comic and their punchlines. [00:21] Tupe. I like it. [00:21] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:21] CONTINUITY scored 4 vote(s). [00:21] WARRANTY scored 7 vote(s). [00:21] Votes cast: 11 Judges present: 13 [00:21] Dupe =P [00:21] -5 for spelling Phile [00:21] i tupoed poing!!!!! [00:21] boing [00:21] "Tupe. I like it." © Blueberrie, 2001 [00:21] I tuped. Did you tupe? Let's go tupe! [00:21] NEXT! [00:21] but it was a space, not a word! [00:21] Now in OFF mode. [00:21] Retrieving punchlines for competition SCIFI, please stand by... [00:21] Retrieval SCIFI competition complete. [00:21] SevDoctor requested the shortlist: [00:21] BROUGHT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:21] CROP [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:21] GUESS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:21] MOW [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:21] SNOW [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:21] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:21] no - I tuped point!!! [00:21] Got it, have that window and this one on screen now. So where are we? [00:21] lol, Dummy [00:21] poing ;) [00:21] * Corsair feels "the line" coming on...... [00:22] JC! TAKE NOTE! [00:22] poink [00:22] was a winner declared?c [00:22] 0,1 THE WINNER FOR SEV TREK WAS 'WARRATY'! [00:22] ooops! =P [00:22] Leander: the second strip [00:22] 0,1 THE WINNER FOR SEV TREK WAS 'WARRANTY'! [00:22] you know when sentences end in dots? like.......... that? if you pronounce it like point, point, point... it sounds like poing, poing, poing! [00:22] there =] [00:22] SevDoctor asks about BROUGHT [00:22] "Mouldy: It looks like aliens have been here. Scummy: And they BROUGHT their lawnmower!" [00:22] "..." © Dummy, 2001 [00:22] keep [00:22] cut [00:22] NF: Isn't that called an ellipsis? [00:22] keep [00:22] cut [00:22] cut [00:22] cut [00:22] keep [00:22] it doesn't for me [00:22] cut [00:22] keep [00:22] keep [00:23] cut [00:23] cut [00:23] Yes, Matt. [00:23]