Session Start: Sat Sep 01 00:08:56 2001 [00:08] * Logging #sevtrek to '#sevtrek.log' [00:08] BRB [00:08] oooh [00:09] aaah [00:09] thanks [00:09]  Now in OFF mode. [00:09]  Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREK, please stand by... [00:09]  Retrieval SEVTREK competition complete. [00:09]  Joeno requested the shortlist: [00:09]  SKIMPY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:09]  BLACK [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:09]  BROWN [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:09]  GLOW [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:09]  GREY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:09]  PINSTRIPES [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:09]  SCANTILY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:09]  SHORT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:09]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:09] Rumpus! [00:09] *** Marina changes topic to 'Sev Judging is now in Session.' [00:09] * Anubis makes a note of not complying [00:09] lal [00:09] bad t'Bonz didn't enter this week [00:09] lOl [00:09] You WILL comply, or else... [00:09]  Joeno asks about SKIMPY  [00:09]  "SKIMPY: Eye-candy" [00:09] wont [00:09] is it just me or does it make absolutely no sense to have 3 (almost) identical finalists here? [00:09] keep [00:09] keep [00:09] Insufficient time. I need faster voting. [00:09] keep [00:09] I agree. [00:09] neutral [00:09] cut [00:10] I will hurt you :^P [00:10] keep [00:10] Blech, wrong popup [00:10] keep [00:10] cut [00:10] keep [00:10]  SKIMPY now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:10]  6 keeps (67%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 2 cuts (22%) [[3 mutes ] [00:10]  Joeno asks about BLACK  [00:10]  "BLACK: Ensign Undertaker" [00:10] keep [00:10] keep [00:10] keep [00:10] keep [00:10] keep [00:10] keep [00:10] keep [00:10] neutral [00:10] cut [00:10]  BLACK now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:10]  7 keeps (78%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 1 cuts (11%) [[3 mutes ] [00:11]  Joeno asks about BROWN  [00:11]  "BROWN: Waste extraction" [00:11] cut [00:11] keep [00:11] cut [00:11] neutral [00:11] keep [00:11] cut [00:11] keep [00:11] cut [00:11] neutral [00:11]  BROWN now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:11]  3 keeps (33%) -- 2 neutrals (22%) -- 4 cuts (44%) [[3 mutes ] [00:11]  Joeno asks about GLOW  [00:11]  "Fluorescent GLOW: Warp core engineer" [00:11] keep [00:11] cut [00:11] keep [00:11] keep [00:11] keep [00:11] keep [00:11] keep [00:11] keep [00:11] keep [00:11]  GLOW now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:11]  8 keeps (89%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 1 cuts (11%) [[3 mutes ] [00:11]  Joeno asks about GREY  [00:11]  "GREY suit: redshirt insurance collector" [00:11] keep [00:11] cut [00:11] cut [00:11] keep [00:11] cut [00:11] cut [00:11] cut [00:12] neutral [00:12] keep [00:12]  GREY now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:12]  3 keeps (33%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 5 cuts (56%) [[3 mutes ] [00:12] neutral [00:12]  Joeno asks about PINSTRIPES  [00:12]  "Black & White PINSTRIPES: Accounting" [00:12] hey, who are all these mutes [00:12] ? [00:12] cut [00:12] cut [00:12] cutr [00:12] cut [00:12] cut [00:12] cut [00:12] cut [00:12] cut [00:12] cut [00:12] JB... he said he was gone for a while... [00:12] darn tupos [00:12]  PINSTRIPES now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:12]  0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 8 cuts (100%) [[4 mutes ] [00:12]  Joeno asks about SCANTILY  [00:12]  "SCANTILY clad: Ratings booster." [00:12] *** Corsair has joined #sevtrek [00:12] and Anubis isn't complying [00:12] cut [00:12] cut [00:12] keep [00:12] keep [00:12] keep [00:12] cut [00:12] keep [00:12] cut [00:12] keep [00:12] keep [00:12]  SCANTILY now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:12]  5 keeps (56%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (44%) [[4 mutes ] [00:13] better thatn the eye candy ones [00:13] than [00:13]  Joeno asks about SHORT  [00:13]  "SHORT skirt: Eye candy." [00:13] cut [00:13] cut [00:13] it's all happening to quickly! [00:13] cut [00:13] cut [00:13] cut [00:13] cut [00:13] cut [00:13] I agree, Dhraak [00:13] cut [00:13] keep [00:13] cut [00:13] cut the skirt? [00:13] making it even shorter? [00:13] good plan! [00:13] "better thatn the eye candy ones" [00:13] definite ratings booster! [00:13] Just leave it off [00:13] *** Jonas-Al-Bashir has joined #sevtrek [00:13]  SHORT now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:13]  1 keeps (10%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 9 cuts (90%) [[4 mutes ] [00:14]  Now in FINAL mode. [00:14]  Joeno requested the shortlist: [00:14]  SKIMPY [67%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:14]  BLACK [78%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:14]  GLOW [89%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:14]  SCANTILY [56%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:14] oh boy [00:14] you'd lose the PG rating then [00:14] two finalists must come from here [00:14] So? ;-) [00:14] vote4 black [00:14] phew - onbly two [00:14] vote4 glow [00:14] vote4 skimpy [00:14] damn..what is list? [00:14] vote4 glow [00:14] Yup. Less chance on Sevqueens... [00:14] vote4 glow [00:14] vote4 glow [00:14] vote4 black [00:14] vote4 scantily [00:14] vote4glow [00:14] *** DrJonasBashir has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [00:14] vote4 glow [00:14] vote4 glow [00:14] *** Jonas-Al-Bashir is now known as DrJonasBashir [00:14] space Anubis [00:14] vote4 black [00:14] * Wizzard spaces Anubis [00:14] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o DrJonasBashir [00:15] how are we going to decide the two finalists? [00:15] *** DrJonasBashir sets mode: +v Corsair [00:15]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:15]  SKIMPY scored 1 vote(s). [00:15]  BLACK scored 3 vote(s). [00:15]  GLOW scored 6 vote(s). [00:15]  SCANTILY scored 1 vote(s). [00:15]  Votes cast: 11 Judges present: 13 [00:15] We're doing that now [00:15] *** DrJonasBashir sets mode: +v DrJonasBashir [00:15] glow and black? [00:15] yes [00:15] Seems like it [00:15] AARGH!!! [00:15] osunds good to me [00:15] no, I mean... never mind [00:15] yeah [00:15] and they're actually somewhat more original too [00:15] * Dhraakellian starts knawing on people's feet [00:15] BLACK and GLOW win! [00:15] vote4 skimpy [00:15] sorry not to have a 'woman' and a 'man' punchline [00:15] ah..nevermind [00:15] * EofS kicks Dhraak in the throat [00:15]  Now in OFF mode. [00:15]  Retrieving punchlines for competition SCIFI, please stand by... [00:15]  Retrieval SCIFI competition complete. [00:15]  Joeno requested the shortlist: [00:15]  ARNIE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:15]  CASE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:15]  EXPERIENCE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:15]  FACE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:15]  GOES [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:15]  IRONIC [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:15]  MATERNITY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:15]  STOP [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:15]  TRICKS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:15]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:15] one 'male' and one 'female' [00:16]  Joeno asks about ARNIE  [00:16]  "Where's ARNIE when you need him?" [00:16] well, if jc takes 3 identical lines here it's his problems if the votes get scattered [00:16] can i take it the guy who oplays Dogget played the T-1000? [00:16] Your wife is a big hippo [00:16] Yes [00:16] neutral [00:16] cut [00:16] cut [00:16] cut [00:16] cut [00:16] cut [00:16] cut [00:16] cut [00:16] cut [00:16]  ARNIE now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:16]  0 keeps (0%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 8 cuts (89%) [[4 mutes ] [00:16]  Joeno asks about CASE  [00:16]  "Serious CASE of Deja vú, Agent?" [00:16] I don't watch X-files [00:16] keep [00:16] neutral [00:16] me either [00:16] keep [00:16] cut [00:16] cut [00:16] I don't even remember this episode. [00:16] cut [00:16] neutral [00:16] cut [00:17] neutral [00:17] neutral [00:17] So? I don't either.. [00:17] neutral [00:17] cut [00:17]  CASE now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:17]  2 keeps (17%) -- 5 neutrals (42%) -- 5 cuts (42%) [[1 mutes ] [00:17] i do in theory - but i never know when (some time tonight) it's on [00:17]  Joeno asks about EXPERIENCE  [00:17]  "Speaking from EXPERIENCE, Agent "T-1000"?" [00:17] keep [00:17] keep [00:17] me neither -- that's why i stay neutral here [00:17] neutral [00:17] neutral [00:17] cut [00:17] cut [00:17] keep [00:17] neutral [00:17] neutral [00:17] cut [00:17]  EXPERIENCE now gets status: "Keep for now.". [00:17]  3 keeps (30%) -- 4 neutrals (40%) -- 3 cuts (30%) [[3 mutes ] [00:17] X Files went down hill from series errrm 3 or 4 [00:17]  Joeno asks about FACE  [00:17]  "FACE it Agent Doggoneit... Arnie you ain't" [00:17] pss... on the Sunday contest, I made three of the best 50, but no finalists [00:17] neutral [00:17] cut [00:17] cut [00:17] cut [00:18] *remembers the debate about jokes based on other roles a couple of months ago* [00:18] keep [00:18] I'm gonna do neutral for all of the Sev files strips [00:18] cut [00:18] (my first time in 6 months) [00:18] Sev happens [00:18] cut [00:18] cut [00:18] cut [00:18] cut [00:18] neutral [00:18]  FACE now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:18]  1 keeps (9%) -- 2 neutrals (18%) -- 8 cuts (73%) [[2 mutes ] [00:18]  Joeno asks about GOES  [00:18]  "Hey, what GOES around, comes around!" [00:18] *** ^WhtTiger has joined #sevtrek [00:18] first time with no finalists or first time with funiiests? [00:18] neutral [00:18] cut [00:18] cut [00:18] cut [00:18] cut [00:18] cut [00:18] keep [00:18] neutral [00:18] cut [00:18] neutral [00:18] keep [00:18] mute [00:18]  GOES now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:18]  2 keeps (18%) -- 3 neutrals (27%) -- 6 cuts (55%) [[3 mutes ] [00:18] just to check [00:18]  Joeno asks about IRONIC  [00:18]  "Oooooh! Well, isn't this IRONIC?" [00:18] keep [00:18] keep [00:19] cut [00:19] cut [00:19] keep [00:19] cut [00:19] cut [00:19] keep [00:19] *** ^WhtTiger has left #sevtrek [00:19] keep [00:19] does "mute" count as a vote [00:19] neutral [00:19] nope [00:19] heheheh... [00:19] cut [00:19] No. It's calculated by Marina [00:19]  IRONIC now gets status: "Keep for now.". [00:19]  5 keeps (45%) -- 1 neutrals (9%) -- 5 cuts (45%) [[2 mutes ] [00:19]  Joeno asks about MATERNITY  [00:19]  "I'd help but technically I'm on MATERNITY leave!" [00:19] neutral [00:19] 13 - unlucky for some [00:19] keep [00:19] cut [00:19] keep [00:19] cut [00:19] neutral [00:19] keep [00:19] keep [00:19] keep [00:19] cut [00:19] neutral [00:19] and this is how you people choose to spend your free time? [00:19] *wonders what JC is out buying this week* [00:19] Yup :-) [00:20] * Anubis is amazed [00:20]  MATERNITY now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:20]  5 keeps (45%) -- 3 neutrals (27%) -- 3 cuts (27%) [[2 mutes ] [00:20] it's all we have now Anubis [00:20]  Joeno asks about STOP  [00:20]  "Even if you could STOP him, he'll be baaack!" [00:20] keep [00:20] neutral [00:20] He'll show up somewhere during the JS [00:20] We're Sevilians. We're not supposed to have lives [00:20] keep [00:20] keep [00:20] keep [00:20] keep [00:20] neutral [00:20] keep [00:20] keep [00:20] keep [00:20] i believe there is (or should be) a directive about it [00:20] I am... I'm leaving in 30 minutes [00:20] Live? What's that? Not that thing... away from the computer? [00:20] so hurry up [00:20] yes [00:20]  STOP now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:20]  8 keeps (80%) -- 2 neutrals (20%) -- 0 cuts (0%) [[3 mutes ] [00:20] no! on hurry up! [00:20]  Joeno asks about TRICKS  [00:20]  "Dammit Agent T-1000! You should know the TRICKS of the trade!" [00:20] cut [00:20] neutral [00:20] there is a sevilian directive about that [00:20] Me mis voting when too fast [00:20] cut [00:20] cut [00:20] neutral [00:20] neutral [00:21] Trying to hurry up... [00:21] cut [00:21] cut [00:21] cut [00:21] neutral [00:21] neutral [00:21] If others would cooperate... [00:21] * ThunderDragon is entering a den of evil... www.telia.se [00:21]  TRICKS now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:21]  0 keeps (0%) -- 5 neutrals (45%) -- 6 cuts (55%) [[2 mutes ] [00:21] of course hurry up! i need enough sleep until tomorrow evening :=) [00:21]  Now in FINAL mode. [00:21]  Joeno requested the shortlist: [00:21]  EXPERIENCE [30%, 0] "Keep for now." [00:21]  IRONIC [45%, 0] "Keep for now." [00:21]  MATERNITY [45%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:21]  STOP [80%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:21] vote4 stop [00:21] vote4 maternity [00:21] vote4 ironic [00:21] :0) Wizzard - you'll be smiling on the oterh side of your face etcetc [00:21] I'll break ties if people want [00:21] vote4 stop [00:21] vote4 stop [00:21] vote4 stop [00:21] vote4 stop [00:21] vote4 nothing [00:21] maybe [00:21] vote4 maternity [00:21] vote4 stop [00:21] yeah..like WIZ said [00:22] vote4 maternity [00:22]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:22]  IRONIC scored 1 vote(s). [00:22]  MATERNITY scored 3 vote(s). [00:22]  STOP scored 6 vote(s). [00:22]  Votes cast: 10 Judges present: 13 [00:22] E: we'll speak again after our victory :=) [00:22] vote4 stop [00:22]  IRONIC now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [00:22]  Joeno requested the shortlist: [00:22]  EXPERIENCE [30%, 0] "Keep for now." [00:22]  MATERNITY [45%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:22]  STOP [80%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:22]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:22]  MATERNITY scored 3 vote(s). [00:22]  STOP scored 7 vote(s). [00:22]  Votes cast: 10 Judges present: 13 [00:22] Grr.. [00:22] * Anarfis appears from shadows [00:22] *points out experience should have been cut too* [00:22] STOP wins! [00:22] Stop is good [00:23] Too much work... no-one has voted on it anyway. [00:23]  Now in OFF mode. [00:23]  Retrieving punchlines for competition THEPITS, please stand by... [00:23]  Retrieval THEPITS competition complete. [00:23]  Joeno requested the shortlist: [00:23]  DOUBTS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:23]  ENSLAVEMENT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:23]  HAD [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:23]  FUMES [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:23]  LIGHT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:23]  STINKS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:23]  WISER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:23]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:23] Maternity is better - the joke is more self contained [00:23] * Dhraakellian stops to think [00:23] * Dhraakellian almost forgets to start again [00:23] i had no clue Dogget was from Terminator [00:23]  Joeno asks about DOUBTS  [00:23]  "1: I'm having DOUBTS about "Guru" Wayne. 2: I'm starting to see the light myself." [00:23] cut [00:23] cut [00:23] keep [00:23] cut [00:23] cut [00:23] cut [00:23] cut [00:23] keep [00:23] keep [00:23] cut [00:23] keep [00:23]  DOUBTS now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:23]  4 keeps (36%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (64%) [[2 mutes ] [00:23] cut [00:23]  Joeno asks about ENSLAVEMENT  [00:23]  "1. You call this enlightenment? 2. No, I call this ENSLAVEMENT." [00:24] keep [00:24] keep [00:24] keep [00:24] keep [00:24] neutral [00:24] *** Anubis has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [00:24] keep [00:24] cut [00:24] cut [00:24] cut [00:24] keep [00:24] but i would p[ersonally cut the "No," :0) [00:24] keep [00:24]  ENSLAVEMENT now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:24]  7 keeps (64%) -- 1 neutrals (9%) -- 3 cuts (27%) [[1 mutes ] [00:24]  Joeno asks about HAD  [00:24]  "1. I think we've been HAD. 2. Welcome to enlightenment!" [00:24] suggestion noted, JC reads this [00:24] keep [00:24] cut [00:24] keep [00:24] cut [00:24] keep [00:24] cut [00:24] cut [00:24] keep [00:24] keep [00:24] keep [00:24] cut [00:24] i know he reads it [00:24] cut [00:24]  HAD now gets status: "Equal vote.". [00:24]  6 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (50%) [[0 mutes ] [00:24] cos he complained once on the WNP that we did the editing for him [00:25] krops [00:25]  Joeno asks about FUMES  [00:25]  "1. Feeling enlightened? 2. Yeah, but it could be the FUMES!" [00:25] cut [00:25] keep [00:25] keep [00:25] keep [00:25] cut [00:25] keep [00:25] keepc [00:25] keep [00:25] * Anubis appears from shadows [00:25] keep [00:25] keep [00:25] keep [00:25] *** Anubis has joined #sevtrek [00:25] keep [00:25]  FUMES now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:25]  9 keeps (82%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (18%) [[2 mutes ] [00:25] stupid fracking BT! [00:25]  Joeno asks about LIGHT  [00:25]  "1: Enlightened yet? 2: No. Just LIGHT headed." [00:25] cut [00:25] cut [00:25] cut [00:25] cut [00:25] cut [00:25] * Dhraakellian uses Acme shadow remover [00:25] keep [00:25] keep [00:25] keep [00:25] keep [00:25] keep ! [00:25] keep [00:25] didn't notice the punny thing earlier [00:26] grr [00:26]  LIGHT now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:26]  6 keeps (60%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (40%) [[3 mutes ] [00:26] Chat: No Fog [00:26] keep [00:26]  Joeno asks about STINKS  [00:26]  "1. Found the lesson yet? 2. Yep-- work STINKS!" [00:26] keep [00:26] cut [00:26] keep [00:26] cut [00:26] neutral [00:26] keep [00:26] neutral [00:26] cut [00:26] neutral [00:26] keep [00:26] cut [00:26] cut [00:26] cut [00:26] cut [00:26]  STINKS now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:26]  3 keeps (25%) -- 2 neutrals (17%) -- 7 cuts (58%) [[1 mutes ] [00:26]  Joeno asks about WISER  [00:26]  "1: Maybe Guru Wayne is WISER than we thought. 2: At our expense!" [00:26] keep [00:27] cut [00:27] cut [00:27] keep [00:27] cut [00:27] cut [00:27] I like the first part, but not so much the second part [00:27] keep [00:27] keep [00:27] keep [00:27] cut [00:27] agreed [00:27] Agreed [00:27] cut [00:27] yeah, it would be better without the second bit [00:27] ok... [00:27] i agee [00:27] dsomewhat [00:27] there are too many tewo line ones nowadays [00:27] Noted in transcript... ;-) [00:27]  WISER now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:27]  5 keeps (45%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (55%) [[2 mutes ] [00:27]  Now in FINAL mode. [00:27]  Joeno requested the shortlist: [00:27]  ENSLAVEMENT [64%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:27]  HAD [50%, 0] "Equal vote." [00:27]  FUMES [82%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:27]  LIGHT [64%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:27] vote4 light [00:27] people feel obliged to add a sometime uneccessary or irrelevent second bit [00:27] vote4 fumes [00:27] vote4 light [00:27] !! [00:28] vote4 fumes [00:28] vote4 light [00:28] vote4 had [00:28] hmm, this'll sound weird but... [00:28] vote4 enslavement [00:28] vote4 enslavement [00:28] vote4 enslavement [00:28] vote4 light [00:28] vote4 enslavement [00:28] woah - cool timing there [00:28] lol [00:28]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:28]  ENSLAVEMENT scored 4 vote(s). [00:28]  HAD scored 1 vote(s). [00:28]  FUMES scored 2 vote(s). [00:28]  LIGHT scored 4 vote(s). [00:28]  Votes cast: 11 Judges present: 13 [00:28] vote for alien babe enslavement! [00:28]  HAD now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [00:28] vote4 enslavement [00:28] vote4 enslavement [00:28] vote4 enslavement [00:28]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:28]  ENSLAVEMENT scored 7 vote(s). [00:28]  FUMES scored 1 vote(s). [00:28]  LIGHT scored 4 vote(s). [00:28]  Votes cast: 12 Judges present: 13 [00:29]  FUMES now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [00:29] *** Joeno sets mode: +v Anubis [00:29] I believe ENSLAVEMENT has won... [00:29] that was a joke! [00:29] could we still get a tie? [00:29] yay!!!!! [00:29] I don't want to vote! [00:29] No... [00:29] ENSLAVEMENT wins! [00:29] Fumes was better [00:30] * Dhraakellian duct tapes trout to the BOHFS and waves it at Anubis [00:30]  Now in OFF mode. [00:30]  Retrieving punchlines for competition TWIST, please stand by... [00:30]  Retrieval TWIST competition complete. [00:30]  Joeno requested the shortlist: [00:30]  COLLEGE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:30]  HALF [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:30]  JONES [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:30]  PARKER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:30]  PART [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:30]  SHIP [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:30]  SIDE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:30]  SMELL [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:30]  THIS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:30]  UPSET [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:30]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:30] enslavement conatins my favourite kind of wordplay [00:30]  Joeno asks about COLLEGE  [00:30]  "Unfortunately, their COLLEGE roommate experience carried over into real life." [00:30] Well, only two of us voted for fumes...soooo [00:30] and it serves people right for voting that kiond of joke out a week or tewo ago [00:30] what ever happened to the one about the chalk? [00:30] cut [00:30] keep [00:30] keep [00:30] cut [00:30] Cut by JC [00:30] neutral [00:30] cut [00:30] keep [00:30] keep [00:30] cut [00:30] BTW, this weeks Sev Trek feeds again the RRAW! [00:30] keep [00:30] What was it a week or two ago? [00:31] i forget now [00:31] (the Tomb the lizard one) [00:31] Oh [00:31]  COLLEGE now gets status: "Keep for now.". [00:31]  5 keeps (45%) -- 1 neutrals (9%) -- 5 cuts (45%) [[2 mutes ] [00:31] MY IDEA! [00:31] not loooked at it actually [00:31]  Joeno asks about HALF  [00:31]  "No man is HALF an island." [00:31] cut [00:31] cut [00:31] keep [00:31] cut [00:31] i dont get this [00:31] keep [00:31] cut [00:31] keep [00:31] cut [00:31] cut [00:31] cut [00:31] keep [00:31] cut [00:31] great wordplay [00:31] Don't ask me... [00:31]  HALF now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:31]  4 keeps (33%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 8 cuts (67%) [[1 mutes ] [00:31] 'No man is an island' [00:31] an old proverb [00:31]  Joeno asks about JONES  [00:31]  "...but of course JONES thought that Smith had the sunnier side of the island..." [00:31] oh I see [00:31] I am [00:31] keep [00:31] keep [00:31] keep [00:31] keep [00:31] keep [00:31] cut [00:31] cut [00:31] keep [00:31] cut [00:31] cut [00:31] it WAS good =/ [00:31]  JONES now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:31]  6 keeps (60%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (40%) [[3 mutes ] [00:32] cut [00:32]  Joeno asks about PARKER  [00:32]  "When the PARKER Brothers got shipwrecked, they learn what the game 'Risk' was really about!" [00:32] neutral [00:32] keep [00:32] cut [00:32] cut [00:32] cut [00:32] cut [00:32] cut [00:32] cut [00:32] neutral [00:32] sorry - had you explained earlier i'd have kept (though it would be wrong) [00:32] neutral [00:32] keep !!! [00:32] cut [00:32] great pun! [00:32]  PARKER now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:32]  2 keeps (18%) -- 2 neutrals (18%) -- 7 cuts (64%) [[2 mutes ] [00:32] it is [00:32]  Joeno asks about PART  [00:32]  "What? No way! My PART is uninhabitable." [00:32] keep [00:32] but i don't know the rules of risk so :0) [00:32] keep [00:32] keep [00:32] cut [00:32] keep [00:32] cut [00:32] cut [00:32] indepth joke analysis provided by Dr. JB! [00:32] cut [00:32] cut [00:32] cut [00:32] neutral [00:32] cut [00:33]  PART now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:33]  4 keeps (36%) -- 1 neutrals (9%) -- 6 cuts (55%) [[2 mutes ] [00:33]  Joeno asks about SHIP  [00:33]  "2 weeks after their SHIP went down, John and Peter reinvent the nation state." [00:33] well.. Risk is like TEG [00:33] cut [00:33] cut [00:33] that's why he's Psychology on the Sevilia [00:33] cut [00:33] keep [00:33] cut [00:33] cut [00:33] TEG? [00:33] keep [00:33] keep [00:33] =P [00:33] keep [00:33] cut [00:33] strategy board games [00:33] keep [00:33] fine humor here =] [00:33]  SHIP now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:33]  5 keeps (45%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (55%) [[2 mutes ] [00:34] I'll vote 'keep' on THIS [00:34]  Joeno asks about SIDE  [00:34]  "hey!! Your SIDE of the island has more shade!" [00:34] cut [00:34] keep [00:34] cut [00:34] cut [00:34] cut [00:34] cut [00:34] cut [00:34] *** Jaide has quit IRC (Quit: ) [00:34] (even with the reference to Survivor) [00:34] cut [00:34] cut [00:34] neutral [00:34] *** Jaide has joined #sevtrek [00:34]  SIDE now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:34]  1 keeps (10%) -- 1 neutrals (10%) -- 8 cuts (80%) [[3 mutes ] [00:34] heck with it [00:34] cut [00:34] What reference? [00:34]  Joeno asks about SMELL  [00:34]  "Keep your SMELL on your side of the island!" [00:34] keep [00:34] cut [00:34] cut [00:34] cut [00:34] cut [00:34] cut [00:34] cut [00:34] neutral [00:34] keep [00:34] cut [00:34] cut [00:35]  SMELL now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:35]  2 keeps (18%) -- 1 neutrals (9%) -- 8 cuts (73%) [[2 mutes ] [00:35] cut [00:35]  Joeno asks about THIS  [00:35]  "I'm THIS close to voting you off the island." [00:35] keep [00:35] keep [00:35] keep [00:35] keep [00:35] keep [00:35] keep [00:35] keep [00:35] keep [00:35] neutral [00:35] neutral [00:35] even though it's kinda topical [00:35] cut (there's enough of this pig brother and survivor shit here already) [00:35] keep >=] [00:35] 'topical'? [00:35] you've heard about Pig Brotehr too? [00:35]  THIS now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:35]  9 keeps (75%) -- 2 neutrals (17%) -- 1 cuts (8%) [[1 mutes ] [00:35] Which one is saying it? [00:35] down with RTV shows! [00:35]  Joeno asks about UPSET  [00:35]  "Larry was UPSET at the flagrant misuse of his sun tan lotion!" [00:35] NOT tropical [00:35] Pig Brother? lol [00:35] cut [00:35] cut [00:35] keep [00:36] cut [00:36] 'Pig Brotehr'??? [00:36] cut [00:36] cut [00:36] neutral [00:36] noone here wants to see any of the pig brother closes here so they all get cancelled after3 weeks [00:36] Isn't that a real show [00:36] ? [00:36] keep [00:36] yeah - it's a charity thing [00:36] cut [00:36] cut [00:36] cut [00:36] closes => clones [00:36]  UPSET now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:36]  2 keeps (18%) -- 1 neutrals (9%) -- 8 cuts (73%) [[2 mutes ] [00:36]  Joeno requested the shortlist: [00:36]  COLLEGE [45%, 0] "Keep for now." [00:36]  JONES [55%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:36]  THIS [75%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:36]  Now in FINAL mode. [00:36] vote4 jones [00:36] Tupos are the order of the day, ppl! [00:36] vote4 college [00:36] vote4 this [00:36] Well, Pig Brother is - dunno bout Pig Brotehr [00:36] vote4 this [00:36] vote4 jones [00:36] vote4 this [00:36] vote44 jones [00:36] vote4 jones [00:36] vote4 jones [00:36] vote for jones [00:36] voye4 jones [00:37] voye! [00:37] vote4 this [00:37] Tupes for all!!!!! [00:37] aye! =] [00:37] vote4 Jones [00:37] tupoes are attacking! [00:37]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:37]  COLLEGE scored 1 vote(s). [00:37]  JONES scored 5 vote(s). [00:37]  THIS scored 4 vote(s). [00:37]  Votes cast: 10 Judges present: 13 [00:37] Pig Bother =] [00:37] it's for "Broken Farms" or some similar name [00:37] vote4 this [00:37]  COLLEGE now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [00:37] I need more votes... blablabla... [00:37] *** Dhraakellian is now known as THE_TUPOST_MONSTER_{ [00:37] giving aid to all the farms hit by BSc (i assume) and foot and mouth [00:38]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:38]  JONES scored 5 vote(s). [00:38]  THIS scored 5 vote(s). [00:38]  Votes cast: 10 Judges present: 13 [00:38] *** THE_TUPOST_MONSTER_{ is now known as dhraakellian [00:38] * Anubis bites the Tupost monster [00:38] vote4 this [00:38] Do you think I don't have free will? ;-] [00:38] *points out htat whoever it was is right - this is a bit topical* [00:38] I feel multiple people pushing my buttons [00:38] vote4 jones !!!!!! [00:38] * dhraakellian trouts Anubis with the BOHFS [00:38] ooops - not BSc, BSE [00:38] dooooooooh [00:38] I feel so pushed! [00:38] vote4 this [00:38] Twist used to always be topical... [00:39] Tupos reign supreme here [00:39]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:39]  JONES scored 5 vote(s). [00:39]  THIS scored 6 vote(s). [00:39]  Votes cast: 11 Judges present: 13 [00:39] then again - Twist isnt being syndicated is it [00:39] *** dhraakellian is now known as Dhraakellian [00:39] hey Marina!? Assimilate This! ]: ) [00:39] so it's not such a problem [00:39] THIS has been assimilated [00:39] I think he plans to syndicate whatever they'll take... [00:39] *** Dhraakellian is now known as Dhraak [00:39] *** DrJonasBashir changes topic to 'Sev Judging is now in Session. (welcome to the Land of the Tupos...)' [00:39] *** Dhraak is now known as Dhraakellian [00:39] *** jc has joined #sevtrek [00:39] *** EofS is now known as EofTupeS [00:39] Hi jc [00:39] Hello JC! [00:39] hiya JC [00:39] hi JC [00:39] getting the proper capitalisation [00:39]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:39]  JONES scored 5 vote(s). [00:39]  THIS scored 6 vote(s). [00:39]  Votes cast: 11 Judges present: 14 [00:39] *** DrJonasBashir sets mode: +vv Jaide jc [00:40] yes, dhraak, we know that you can enter use the /nick command :=) [00:40] Ommmmmmm! Jayyyyyyceeeeeee! [00:40] hi jc [00:40] *** DrJonasBashir sets mode: +o jc [00:40] ohhh... [00:40] Greeting [00:40] s [00:40] I almost forgot! [00:40] sevutations, (woah, the new JS time has really helped bolster judge numbers) [00:40] time for.... [00:40] shouldn't jc have an auto mod? [00:40] ...the OP GIVEAWAY! [00:40] * Anubis is being cynical [00:40] This is one for the Sevqueen. Even I admit her power. [00:40]  Now in OFF mode. [00:40]  Retrieving punchlines for competition SUNDAY, please stand by... [00:40]  Retrieval SUNDAY competition complete. [00:40]  Joeno requested the shortlist: [00:40]  AHEAD [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:40]  ARTIST [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:40]  BORING [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:40]  BUMPS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:40]  FAULT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:40]  FLUENT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:40]  HEY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:40]  INSULTING [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:40]  ONLY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:40]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:40] was wondering when that would happen DrJB :0) [00:40] he doesn't register >=] [00:40] JC hasn't gotten his nick registered... [00:40] So we can't set auto-op [00:40] gotta go...sorry [00:40] bye [00:40] EofTupos - nah, I don't care about mod - there's nothing I could do with it anyway [00:40] oh right [00:41]  Joeno asks about AHEAD  [00:41]  "We're so far AHEAD of you, we put in speed bumps." [00:41] keep [00:41] *** DrJonasBashir sets mode: +o Dhraakellian [00:41] keep [00:41] cut [00:41] SHAZAM! [00:41] cut [00:41] cut [00:41] keep [00:41] cut [00:41] cut [00:41] i dont really like any of these [00:41] keep [00:41] neutral [00:41] *** T`Bonz has quit IRC (Quit: ) [00:41] cut [00:41] It's not like JC is around here very often ;-) [00:41] vote4 ahead [00:41] how do you register a nick? [00:41] touche :=) [00:41]  AHEAD now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:41]  4 keeps (36%) -- 1 neutrals (9%) -- 6 cuts (55%) [[2 mutes ] [00:41] what's the +o mean again? [00:41] we're eliminating, JC... [00:41]  Joeno asks about ARTIST  [00:41]  "All life descends from one primordial make-up ARTIST" [00:41] vote4? [00:41] erm, jc, you're AHEAD of yourslef [00:41] Joeno - yeah, sorry, Saturday mornings are turning out to be family times but I drop by when I can [00:41] :0) [00:41] =] [00:41] 'op' [00:41] keep [00:41] cut [00:41] keep [00:41] cut [00:41] keep [00:41] keep [00:41] keep ! [00:41] cut [00:41] keep [00:41] keep [00:41] (smart pun) [00:42] keep [00:42]  ARTIST now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:42]  8 keeps (73%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (27%) [[2 mutes ] [00:42] oh [00:42]  Joeno asks about BORING  [00:42]  "Why do earthlings have such BORING foreheads?" [00:42] cut [00:42] cut [00:42] keep [00:42] keep [00:42] neutral [00:42] cut [00:42] cut [00:42] Great lines this time [00:42] neutral [00:42] DrJB: shame Leadner or WooHOo aren't around to reassing you [00:42] keep [00:42] neutral [00:42] * ThunderDragon is listening to music from The Sims [00:42] cut [00:42] no not you too! [00:42] The Sims has music? [00:42] hmm, Tupes really are me [00:42] bwahahaaha, I reign supreme here =] [00:42]  BORING now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:42]  3 keeps (27%) -- 3 neutrals (27%) -- 5 cuts (45%) [[2 mutes ] [00:42]  Joeno asks about BUMPS  [00:42]  "How have you lost your BUMPS?" [00:42] Sc3K has cool music too. [00:43] * Joeno coughs [00:43] keep [00:43] * Dhraakellian listens to whatever is on the local classical station [00:43] BTW, got some fairly significant news today so stay tuned after we finish judging [00:43] cut [00:43] cut [00:43] yay [00:43] cut [00:43] keep [00:43] * Captain_Big_Mouth is listening to Limp Bizkit [00:43] cut [00:43] * Anubis wonders if JC realises he has a superiority comples [00:43] cut [00:43] keep [00:43] how do you register a nick? >> take note: /nickserv register password [00:43] cut [00:43] opps [00:43] Ooo, a blurb to keep us here! [00:43] put a password of your choice, and it's done [00:43]  BUMPS now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:43]  3 keeps (33%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (67%) [[4 mutes ] [00:43] i have no music on :0( [00:43] But the music from SC#K am I currently unable to listen to. [00:43]  Joeno asks about FAULT  [00:43]  "Is it my FAULT humans have such flat heads?" [00:43] that should have been JB and superiority complex [00:43] keep [00:43] thanks DrJB [00:43] keep [00:43] cut [00:43] cut [00:43] cut [00:43] keep [00:43] cut [00:43] cut [00:43] neutral [00:43] Leadner=Leander, WooHOo=WooHoo and most importatnly reassing=reassign [00:43] np ;) [00:44] cut [00:44]  FAULT now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:44]  3 keeps (30%) -- 1 neutrals (10%) -- 6 cuts (60%) [[3 mutes ] [00:44]  Joeno asks about FLUENT  [00:44]  "I was going to ask how you spoke such FLUENT Gleezbop." [00:44] redonkeying? [00:44] keep [00:44] cut [00:44] cut [00:44] Jaide: when you come back, you have to IDENTIFY yourself every time you log into the server [00:44] keep [00:44] cut [00:44] exunctly [00:44] neutral [00:44] keep [00:44] keep [00:44] cut [00:44] with this command: /nickserv identify password [00:44] keep [00:44] cut [00:44] cut [00:44] keep [00:44] ooh *scurries off to check her male* [00:44]  FLUENT now gets status: "Equal vote.". [00:44]  6 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (50%) [[1 mutes ] [00:44]  Joeno asks about HEY  [00:44]  "HEY, Smoothie, did it ever occur to you that maybe you look like us!" [00:44] It tells you to do the IDENTIFY message [00:44] cut [00:44] keep [00:44] Your male? [00:44] * Anubis trips EofS [00:44] cut [00:44] keep [00:45] cut [00:45] cut [00:45] keep [00:45] cut [00:45] * EofTupeS bites Anubis [00:45] cut [00:45] cut [00:45] cut [00:45] was Spam, but not the good kind [00:45] yes, my male :0) [00:45] * Anubis bites back! [00:45]  HEY now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:45]  3 keeps (27%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 8 cuts (73%) [[2 mutes ] [00:45]  Joeno asks about INSULTING  [00:45]  "Stop INSULTING me - or you'll all get some facial bumps." [00:45] *** jc has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [00:45] keep [00:45] keep [00:45] Your male is made of spam? [00:45] keep [00:45] keep [00:45] * EofTupeS gobles Anubis up [00:45] And that was JC.... [00:45] keep [00:45] I have sharper teeth! ]: ) [00:45] cut [00:45] keep [00:45] keep [00:45] B*rney the Dinosore? [00:45] cut [00:45] neutral [00:45] keep [00:45] so much for the "important news"... :=) [00:45] Who invoked peer? [00:46] * EofTupeS pulls out teh VooDooAnubis [00:46] * Anubis slaps EofTupeS around a bit with a large trout [00:46]  INSULTING now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:46]  8 keeps (73%) -- 1 neutrals (9%) -- 2 cuts (18%) [[1 mutes ] [00:46] muwahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa [00:46]  Joeno asks about ONLY  [00:46]  "Why are you the ONLY species that doesn't have any?" [00:46] keep [00:46] keep [00:46] keep [00:46] cut [00:46] keep [00:46] keep [00:46] keep [00:46] cut [00:46] keep [00:46] keep [00:46] you're medling with powers you cannot possibly comprehend! ]: ) [00:46] anyone noticing a theme with the punchlines? [00:46] cut [00:46] Yep. [00:46] Uhhh, like "Bumps"? [00:47] yup. happens quite often... [00:47] * EofTupeS twists Nu's arm [00:47] *** jc has joined #sevtrek [00:47] * Joeno wonders whether it would help if Anubis felt the... Kicking Boot... [00:47]  ONLY now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:47]  8 keeps (73%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (27%) [[2 mutes ] [00:47] I like this one better than some of the similar ones, though [00:47]  Now in FINAL mode. [00:47] welcome back lost soul [00:47]  Joeno requested the shortlist: [00:47]  ARTIST [73%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:47]  FLUENT [50%, 0] "Equal vote." [00:47]  INSULTING [73%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:47]  ONLY [73%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:47] Answering a question with a question... [00:47] wb, JC [00:47] sorry, got disconnected off the net from a phone call by Andrew [00:47] vote4 fluent [00:47] (wanted to talk about the movie) [00:47] vote4 only [00:47] vote4 artist [00:47] vote4 insulting [00:47] must be an alien from Litigatia [00:47] vote4 artist [00:47] vote4 artist [00:47] vote4 only [00:47] ! [00:47] vote4 insulting [00:47] vote4 artist [00:47] votye4 only [00:48] vote4 artist [00:48] vote4 only [00:48] * Anubis slaps Anubis around a bit with a large trout [00:48] so it does work [00:48] *wonders if anyone will notice the clever little reference there :0)* [00:48]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:48]  ARTIST scored 5 vote(s). [00:48]  FLUENT scored 1 vote(s). [00:48]  INSULTING scored 2 vote(s). [00:48]  ONLY scored 3 vote(s). [00:48]  Votes cast: 11 Judges present: 13 [00:48] vote4 artist [00:48]  FLUENT now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [00:48] i never could get the slaps $1 thingy right [00:48] vote4 artist [00:48] * Dhraakellian hits Anubis with the trout covered BOHFS [00:48]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:48]  ARTIST scored 7 vote(s). [00:48]  INSULTING scored 2 vote(s). [00:48]  ONLY scored 3 vote(s). [00:48]  Votes cast: 12 Judges present: 13 [00:48] you mean... the punchline, E? [00:48] * Anubis slaps Dhraakellian around a bit with a large trout [00:48] ARTIST wins! [00:49] vote4 artist [00:49] actually i meant in my crack about the alien being from Litiagtia [00:49] but my trout had a metal screwdriver [00:49] Litigatia* [00:49] no [00:49] * Anubis bites Dhraakellian [00:49]  Now in OFF mode. [00:49] ah. [00:49] litigate [00:49] okey dokes, quick sev press conference then? [00:49] oh - planet/race in a the Farscape episode "Dream a little Dream" [00:49] yep, waitin' [00:49] too obscure... =/ [00:49] ok - JC, any eta on credit checks? [00:50] * Anubis loads camera and starts dictaphone [00:50] The big news for this week is Andrew finished the 'rough' animation of the Sev Trek movie [00:50] Cool [00:50] oooo [00:50] oooh, need to get a dictaphone [00:50] frigidus [00:50] is there anywhere we can see it? [00:50] what's that? [00:50] animation [00:50] a dictaphone, that is [00:50] Eg - every scene has been finished and animated - now I have to go through them all, send corrections, refine it [00:50] ah [00:50] little hand held mike and taperecorder [00:51] Captain - no, not until it gets released :-) [00:51] but what is a dictaphone [00:51] small taperecorder reporters use [00:51] stop talking to yourself [00:51] still looking Xmas ish release? [00:51] Is this ahead of schedule JC? [00:51] You're the one that started it! [00:51] *click* [00:51] jc: so how long till the release (LE) [00:51] The length of the movie is not as long as we thought it would be - the animation is 35 minutes long with an intro and credits to be added (probably another 2 minutes) [00:51] Am not [00:51] Are too! [00:51] am not! [00:51] so the 15 minute trailer really was hlaf of it! [00:51] EofTupes - I'm certainly hoping to finish this by Christmas - provided the rendering can get done in time, then yes [00:51] are too! [00:52] * Joeno kicks Dhraakellian [00:52] Dee two! [00:52] Huh? [00:52] *** Joeno sets mode: +o jc [00:52] Corsair - don't really have a schedule anymore seeing as all our old schedules got blown out of the water [00:52] Shut up! :-P [00:52] * Anubis bites Dhraakellian [00:52] *** Jaide has quit IRC (Quit: ) [00:52] :0) thats the best way JC [00:52] * Joeno remembers a release in May... :-) [00:52] Ooooowwww [00:52] * EofTupeS lets go of Nu's arm [00:52] EofTupes - yes, the 15 minutes we showed at Sydney was the teaser, act 1 and 2 - since then we've done act 3,4,5 [00:52] Me gotta go now... [00:53] DON'T CALL ME NU! [00:53] But act 3,4,5 are shorter than act 1,2 as they're all action scenes [00:53] bye everyone! [00:53] 2 acts - 15 minutes, 3 acts - 20 minutes [00:53] Gnu? [00:53] hmm [00:53] Bye JB [00:53] Bye! [00:53] see ya DrJB [00:53] ;) [00:53] *** DrJonasBashir has quit IRC (Quit: ) [00:53] eoftupes - well, here is the time breakdown if you're interested: [00:53] Teaser 2:55 mins [00:53] Act 1 7:19 minutes (a lot of setup and exposition here) [00:53] how big is the file? [00:53] Act 2 6:11 (action kicks in here) [00:54] * Joeno quickly kicks Marina out. [00:54] Act 3 to 5 - all between 6 to 7 minutes [00:54] oh right :0) Thanks [00:54] i've gotta go...bye all! [00:54] bleurgh, just ate some tasle [00:54]  Now in OFF mode. [00:54]  ===== The voting is now over! ===== Session Close: Sat Sep 01 00:54:54 2001