Session Start: Sat Sep 15 00:00:40 2001 [00:00] * Logging #sevtrek to '#sevtrek.log' [00:00] *** DrJonasBashir sets mode: -m [00:00] bah... [00:00] the server's so slow [00:00] argh, not seent he comps! [00:00] * e_of_PI slaps Majel around a bit with a large trout [00:00] Now in OFF mode. [00:00] Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREK, please stand by... [00:00] Retrieval SEVTREK competition complete. [00:00] Wizzard requested the shortlist: [00:00] COHESION [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:00] DOCTOR [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:00] GET [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:00] HAND [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:00] HOLD [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:00] JIGSAW [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:00] MOMENT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:00] PATHOGEN [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:00] SCREWS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:00] SPARE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:00] TRYING [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:00] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:00] am just loadingthe WNP! [00:00] *** Majel changes topic to 'Sev Judging is now in Session.' [00:01] *** Wizzard is now known as SevWizzard [00:01] *** e_of_PI changes topic to 'Sev Judging is now in Session. May Marina have mercy on our souls.' [00:01] gragh - not seent his ep [00:01] why marina? [00:01] *** TheRealOen changes topic to 'Sev Judging is now in Session. May Majel have mercy on our souls.' [00:01] SevWizzard asks about COHESION [00:01] "G - COHESION is Futile" [00:01] me neither [00:01] <_5618_> keep [00:01] cut [00:01] keep [00:01] cut [00:01] me neither -- we're in mid season 7 [00:01] i avoided the spoilers and have now seen anyway! [00:01] keep [00:02] My trademark line wqent so good to this strip... [00:02] please, begin, WizzardBert [00:02] cut [00:02] just vote, jb! [00:02] "I come in peace... You go in pieces!" [00:02] cut [00:02] COHESION now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:02] 3 keeps (43%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (57%) [[2 mutes ] [00:02] :0) [00:02] SevWizzard asks about DOCTOR [00:02] "Gainweight: I don't know if I should call a DOCTOR, or a mechanic." [00:02] neutral [00:02] cut [00:02] cut [00:02] cut [00:02] =P [00:02] cut\ [00:02] <_5618_> cut [00:02] cut [00:02] lalalalaa [00:03] DOCTOR now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:03] 0 keeps (0%) -- 1 neutrals (17%) -- 5 cuts (83%) [[3 mutes ] [00:03] *feeds Majel banoffee icecream* [00:03] pfffffffffttttt [00:03] cut [00:03] SevWizzard asks about GET [00:03] "Gainweight: Let's see how you GET out of this one! Queen: No problem! I'm still under warranty." [00:03] keep [00:03] keep [00:03] keep [00:03] * Corsair screams! I'm late, I'm late, for a very important JS.... [00:03] keep [00:03] neutral [00:03] <_5618_> cut [00:03] cut [00:03] keep [00:03] GET now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:03] 5 keeps (62%) -- 1 neutrals (12%) -- 2 cuts (25%) [[1 mutes ] [00:03] SevWizzard asks about HAND [00:03] "G: Need a HAND? Q: Amongst other parts, yes." [00:03] keep ! [00:03] neutral [00:03] keep [00:03] <_5618_> cut [00:03] cut [00:03] cut [00:03] cut [00:03] keep [00:03] <_5618_> corny [00:04] HAND now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:04] 3 keeps (38%) -- 1 neutrals (12%) -- 4 cuts (50%) [[1 mutes ] [00:04] keep [00:04] SevWizzard asks about HOLD [00:04] "G: Get a HOLD of yourself. Don't fall to pieces. Q: Oh, I'm just cracking up!" [00:04] retally! [00:04] cut [00:04] cut [00:04] cut [00:04] cut [00:04] cut ! [00:04] <_5618_> cut [00:04] I'll logout [00:04] too bitty [00:04] cut [00:04] one or the other, not both. [00:04] *** DrJonasBashir has quit IRC (Quit: ) [00:04] jb: i don't think a retally is necessary [00:04] <_5618_> would've been nice without the middle part. [00:04] HOLD now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:04] 0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (100%) [[1 mutes ] [00:04] automatic retally, yes... [00:04] SevWizzard asks about JIGSAW [00:04] "G: I always did like JIGSAW puzzles....." [00:04] neutral [00:04] keep [00:05] neutral [00:05] cut [00:05] cut [00:05] cut [00:05] <_5618_> neutral [00:05] JIGSAW now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:05] 1 keeps (14%) -- 3 neutrals (43%) -- 3 cuts (43%) [[1 mutes ] [00:05] SevWizzard asks about MOMENT [00:05] "Gainweight: I'll give you a MOMENT to compose yourself." [00:05] when it comes too it could someone describe the sci fi one for me please [00:05] <_5618_> cut [00:05] cut [00:05] cut [00:05] cut [00:05] keep [00:05] cut [00:05] keep [00:05] ok, I remember it. [00:05] E: Giles asking Spike why he fell in love for Buffy [00:05] *** DrJonasBashir has joined #sevtrek [00:06] Doesn't load for me either.. [00:06] wb, JB [00:06] backie [00:06] wb JB [00:06] <_5618_> ;) [00:06] thanks Wizzard [00:06] cut [00:06] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o DrJonasBashir [00:06] MOMENT has the status: "It's cut!" [00:06] MOMENT now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:06] 1 keeps (14%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (86%) [[2 mutes ] [00:06] SevWizzard asks about PATHOGEN [00:06] "G: Ha! The secret PATHOGEN in my bloodstream is destroying you! Q: Curse you! The collective can't handle this much caffeine!" [00:06] <_5618_> cut [00:06] cut [00:06] keep [00:06] keep [00:06] <_5618_> too long [00:06] cut [00:06] cut (too long) [00:06] cut [00:06] keep [00:06] violates the too ling rule [00:07] keep , though it's waaaay too long. [00:07] PATHOGEN now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:07] 4 keeps (44%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (56%) [[0 mutes ] [00:07] may i take this too mean she tries to assimilate her? [00:07] let's give JC a hard time [00:07] <_5618_> the next one is nice [00:07] SevWizzard asks about SCREWS [00:07] "G: Looks like someone has a few SCREWS loose" [00:07] trying to fit that into the baloons =P [00:07] <_5618_> keep [00:07] keep [00:07] keep [00:07] cut [00:07] keep [00:07] keep [00:07] cut ! [00:07] keep [00:07] only one I like. [00:07] CHEESE! [00:07] SCREWS now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:07] 6 keeps (75%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (25%) [[1 mutes ] [00:07] SevWizzard asks about SPARE [00:07] "Gainweight: Great! SPARE parts for Ten! Queen: Over my dead body... oh, never mind..." [00:07] pure CHEESE! [00:07] But good cheese. [00:07] <_5618_> cut ! [00:07] cut [00:07] cut [00:07] cut [00:07] cut [00:07] cut [00:07] cut [00:07] neutrak [00:07] neutral [00:08] SPARE now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:08] 0 keeps (0%) -- 1 neutrals (12%) -- 7 cuts (88%) [[1 mutes ] [00:08] neutrak, home planet of the? [00:08] SevWizzard asks about TRYING [00:08] "Gainweight: That's what you get for TRYING to assevilate someone with creaking joints." [00:08] <_5618_> cut [00:08] cut [00:08] cut [00:08] cut [00:08] cut [00:08] cut [00:08] cut [00:08] home planet of the indecisive people [00:08] TRYING now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:08] 0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (100%) [[2 mutes ] [00:08] Now in FINAL mode. [00:08] SevWizzard requested the shortlist: [00:08] GET [62%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:08] HAND [44%, 0] "Keep for now." [00:08] SCREWS [75%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:08] vote4 get [00:08] vote4 screws [00:08] vote4 get [00:09] cut [00:09] vote4 screws [00:09] vote4 get [00:09] <_5618_> vote4 screws [00:09] good morning, td :=) [00:09] hand or screws? [00:09] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:09] GET scored 3 vote(s). [00:09] SCREWS scored 3 vote(s). [00:09] Votes cast: 6 Judges present: 9 [00:09] *** Jonas-Al-Bashir has joined #sevtrek [00:09] can't decide [00:09] E, what a dirty mind! [00:09] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:09] GET scored 3 vote(s). [00:09] SCREWS scored 3 vote(s). [00:09] Votes cast: 6 Judges present: 10 [00:09] vote4 hand [00:09] <_5618_> VOTE PLEASE [00:09] vote4 get [00:09] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:09] GET scored 4 vote(s). [00:09] HAND scored 1 vote(s). [00:09] SCREWS scored 3 vote(s). [00:09] Votes cast: 8 Judges present: 10 [00:09] vote4 get [00:09] HAND now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [00:09] votew4 hand [00:10] oh, oops [00:10] vote4 screws [00:10] i guess [00:10] td needs to revote [00:10] *** SevWizzard sets mode: +v Jonas-Al-Bashir [00:10] vote4 screws [00:10] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:10] GET scored 4 vote(s). [00:10] SCREWS scored 5 vote(s). [00:10] Votes cast: 9 Judges present: 10 [00:10] Sevqueen. [00:10] <_5618_> Think so. [00:10] since the mute is JB's ghost... [00:10] This one is for the highest possible authority: the SevQueen [00:10] yep [00:10] Now in OFF mode. [00:10] Retrieving punchlines for competition SCIFI, please stand by... [00:10] Retrieval SCIFI competition complete. [00:10] SevWizzard requested the shortlist: [00:10] AB [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:10] AFTER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:10] BLOOD [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:10] GOES [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:10] OLDER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:10] SEE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:10] SPINOFF [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:10] SHOW [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:10] STAKED [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:10] UNTIL [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:10] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:10] When did the sevqueen message change? [00:11] never. it's the same since i wrote my plugin [00:11] Ok e, giles is asking spike why he loves bluffy, while she's trying to stake him. [00:11] It's just a quote, and Wizzard has a different one in his popups. [00:11] I need description for the strip [00:11] SevWizzard asks about AB [00:11] "She's my type-- AB negative!" [00:11] I guess 'Bluffy' [00:11] tahnks corsair [00:11] <_5618_> keep [00:11] keep ! [00:11] keep [00:11] cut [00:11] cut [00:11] cut [00:11] keep [00:11] keep [00:11] ah, thanks corsair =P [00:11] AB now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:11] 5 keeps (62%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (38%) [[2 mutes ] [00:11] cut [00:12] *** DrJonasBashir has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [00:12] SevWizzard asks about AFTER [00:12] "She's a woman AFTER my own heart!" [00:12] keep [00:12] <_5618_> cut [00:12] neutral [00:12] keep [00:12] still lagging :0) [00:12] cut [00:12] keep [00:12] keep [00:12] Too vague... [00:12] i like it personally [00:12] nice double entendre [00:12] cut [00:12] AFTER now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:12] 4 keeps (50%) -- 1 neutrals (12%) -- 3 cuts (38%) [[1 mutes ] [00:12] SevWizzard asks about BLOOD [00:12] "After Droolzilla, I needed some new BLOOD..." [00:12] *** Jonas-Al-Bashir is now known as DrJonasBashir [00:12] <_5618_> cut [00:12] Actually, there is a better one in this vein later. [00:12] cut [00:12] cut [00:12] cut [00:12] cut [00:12] cut [00:12] cut [00:12] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o DrJonasBashir [00:12] cut [00:12] BLOOD now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:12] 0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 8 cuts (100%) [[1 mutes ] [00:13] <_5618_> You mean the next one. [00:13] SevWizzard asks about GOES [00:13] "One way or the other, she GOES for the heart." [00:13] <_5618_> keep [00:13] keep [00:13] keep [00:13] the shortlists dont appear to have been culled [00:13] cut [00:13] cut [00:13] keep [00:13] cut [00:13] PITS! Gross! [00:13] yes it is isn't it [00:13] yep [00:13] its the Pits! [00:13] So? [00:13] Indeed *puff* [00:13] GOES now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:13] 4 keeps (57%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (43%) [[2 mutes ] [00:13] SevWizzard asks about OLDER [00:13] "I heard she likes OLDER men" [00:13] cut [00:13] keep [00:13] <_5618_> cut [00:13] cut [00:13] cut [00:13] cut [00:14] keep [00:14] although she does seem to [00:14] Just hold your nose and vote on it for the Pits.... [00:14] cut [00:14] *** Dhraakellian has joined #sevtrek [00:14] hiya Dhraak [00:14] hi dhraak [00:14] *** DrJonasBashir sets mode: +v Dhraakellian [00:14] SPLAYDE! [00:14] where are we [00:14] A slayer for the stunner! [00:14] <_5618_> Hi Nick. [00:14] Well since you asked: the current punchline is OLDER [00:14] "I heard she likes OLDER men" [00:14] Sci Fi [00:14] I say 'hello' with a +v [00:14] OLDER now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:14] 2 keeps (25%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (75%) [[2 mutes ] [00:14] what comp? [00:14] SevWizzard asks about SEE [00:14] "Can't you SEE that it's my heart that's at stake" [00:14] sci fi [00:14] cut [00:14] <_5618_> neutral [00:14] keep [00:14] keep [00:14] keep [00:14] cut [00:14] cut [00:14] cut [00:14] joke not made well enough for my liking [00:15] still one more in this vein later... [00:15] SEE now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:15] 3 keeps (38%) -- 1 neutrals (12%) -- 4 cuts (50%) [[2 mutes ] [00:15] keep [00:15] John can't decide between different version of the same punch? [00:15] hm... CTCP PING reply from Majel: 10 seconds [00:15] Unfortunately, most are not seeing the picture that goes with these punches. [00:15] SevWizzard asks about SPINOFF [00:15] "It's required to get your own SPINOFF!" [00:15] cut [00:15] cut [00:15] <_5618_> cut [00:15] cut [00:15] cut [00:15] cut [00:15] cut [00:15] *wonders when Giles loved Buffy* [00:15] The next one in this vein is better. [00:15] <_5618_> I think we've got a bleeder here. [00:16] SPINOFF now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:16] 0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (100%) [[3 mutes ] [00:16] SevWizzard asks about SHOW [00:16] "The last vampire who did it got his own SHOW!" [00:16] * Dhraakellian boots up opera [00:16] keep [00:16] keep [00:16] <_5618_> cut [00:16] cut [00:16] cut [00:16] cut [00:16] JB: 0 secs here. [00:16] quite a lot nearly identicals here... [00:16] cut [00:16] keep [00:16] this joke has been overdone in the strips. [00:16] John was lazy. [00:16] cut [00:16] shouldn't it be vampedup not vampitre? [00:16] SHOW now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:16] 3 keeps (33%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (67%) [[1 mutes ] [00:16] or umpoire or whatever it is? [00:16] SevWizzard asks about STAKED [00:16] "She STAKED a claim on my heart." [00:16] <_5618_> cut [00:16] keep [00:16] JC usually changes those things afterwards... [00:16] keep [00:16] cut (cheese...) [00:16] keep [00:16] 0 secs here too [00:16] this one's good and simple. [00:16] cut [00:17] keep [00:17] i know [00:17] amazing, provided we're in different CONTINENTS [00:17] 1 sec ping to Majel [00:17] keep [00:17] but it will sound daft with the sev word [00:17] STAKED now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:17] 5 keeps (62%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (38%) [[2 mutes ] [00:17] Which sev word? [00:17] 25 min till the Doctor. [00:17] SevWizzard asks about UNTIL [00:17] "UNTIL she puts a stake in my heart, it's hers!" [00:17] cut [00:17] cut [00:17] vampedup/umpire for vampire [00:17]