Session Start: Fri Dec 14 23:03:01 2001 [23:03] * Logging #sevtrek to '#sevtrek.log' [23:03] <_5618_> I'm the only one with a voice! Njanja. How about op? [23:03] *** SevDoctor sets mode: +vvv CBM Corsair EofTupeS [23:03] *** Wizzard sets mode: -v _5618_ [23:03] *** SevDoctor sets mode: +vvv LordOfTheMonkeys Majel Sanna [23:03] whoops :=) [23:03] *** SevDoctor sets mode: +vvv ThunderDragon Th`kya _5618_ [23:03] *** SevDoctor sets mode: +v Hyperbole [23:03] there [23:03] *** Majel changes topic to 'Sev Judging is now in Session.' [23:03] oops, I didn't see your 'joke' Wizz =P [23:03] what does that do? [23:03] hyper: nothing [23:03] hmm [23:03] you waited for me!!! thanksyou! [23:04] let's go [23:04]  Now in OFF mode. [23:04]  Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREK, please stand by... [23:04]  Retrieval SEVTREK competition complete. [23:04]  SevDoctor requested the shortlist: [23:04]  CREAM [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:04]  FRAT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:04]  LAUGHED [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:04]  LETHAL [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:04]  MYTH [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:04]  NIGHTMARE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:04]  TRIGGER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:04]  WAITING [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:04]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [23:04] Ohh... Sev Trek =] [23:04] <_5618_> I don't get the first one. [23:04] <_5618_> OH! [23:04] pimple cream [23:04] <_5618_> I get it now. [23:04]  SevDoctor asks about CREAM  [23:04]  "CREAM thee up, Spotty!
" [23:04] :0) [23:04] cut !!! [23:04] cut [23:04] cut [23:04] keep [23:04] keep [23:04] keep [23:04] <_5618_> neutral ;) [23:04] cut [23:05] *bops along to teh christmas musci she's playing* [23:05] #Ooooh Little Saint Nick# [23:05]  CREAM now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:05]  3 keeps (38%) -- 1 neutrals (12%) -- 4 cuts (50%) [[4 mutes ] [23:05] cut [23:05]  SevDoctor asks about FRAT  [23:05]  "Woah, these FRAT initiation rituals are brutal!
" [23:05] * Hyperbole listens to cicadas [23:05] <_5618_> keep ! [23:05] cut [23:05] neutral [23:05] keep [23:05] cut [23:05] cut [23:05] keep [23:05] keep [23:06]  FRAT now gets status: "Keep it!". [23:06]  4 keeps (50%) -- 1 neutrals (12%) -- 3 cuts (38%) [[4 mutes ] [23:06] cut [23:06] dang [23:06] :P [23:06]  FRAT now gets status: "Keep for now.". [23:06]  4 keeps (44%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 4 cuts (44%) [[3 mutes ] [23:06] it gets counted Jonathon [23:06]  SevDoctor asks about LAUGHED  [23:06]  "And to think I LAUGHED at the guy sharing with the twenty foot long man eating slug.
" [23:06] ahhhhhh [23:06] cut too long [23:06] *** arachnia has joined #sevtrek [23:06] cut [23:06] cut [23:06] I tallied again to show you =] [23:06] cut [23:06] hi schlob! [23:06] cut [23:06] neutral [23:06] <_5618_> cut [23:06] *** SevDoctor sets mode: +v arachnia [23:06] hoyo selob [23:06] :-) [23:06] neutral [23:06] thanks [23:06] keep [23:06]  LAUGHED now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:06]  1 keeps (11%) -- 2 neutrals (22%) -- 6 cuts (67%) [[4 mutes ] [23:06] <_5618_> Hi. [23:06]  SevDoctor asks about LETHAL  [23:06]  "I should've stayed with the Klingoff with the LETHAL body odor.
" [23:06] neutral [23:06] cut [23:06] cut [23:06] <_5618_> cut [23:06] cut [23:06] keep [23:06] cut [23:07] cut [23:07]  LETHAL now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:07]  1 keeps (12%) -- 1 neutrals (12%) -- 6 cuts (75%) [[5 mutes ] [23:07] the other was a longer version, but was funnier too [23:07] <_5618_> Hehe. [23:07]  SevDoctor asks about MYTH  [23:07]  "Oh my sev! I thought you were a MYTH!
" [23:07] keep !!!!! [23:07] <_5618_> keep [23:07] keep [23:07] keep [23:07] cut [23:07] <_5618_> ;) [23:07] keep ! [23:07] keep :0D [23:07] keep [23:07] cut [23:07] keep [23:07]  MYTH now gets status: "Keep it!". [23:07]  8 keeps (80%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (20%) [[3 mutes ] [23:07] <_5618_> Nice ones. [23:07]  SevDoctor asks about NIGHTMARE  [23:07]  "Computer, end NIGHTMARE!
" [23:07] keep [23:07] <_5618_> keep [23:07] keep [23:07] keep [23:07] keep [23:07] keep [23:07] cut [23:07] keep [23:07] keep [23:08] good runnerup, the other one was a blast [23:08] neutral [23:08] cut [23:08]  NIGHTMARE now gets status: "Keep it!". [23:08]  8 keeps (80%) -- 1 neutrals (10%) -- 1 cuts (10%) [[3 mutes ] [23:08]  SevDoctor asks about TRIGGER  [23:08]  "No thanks, I'll sleep with the TRIGGER-happy Klingoff!
" [23:08] <_5618_> cut [23:08] cut [23:08] cut [23:08] cut [23:08] neutral [23:08] cut [23:08] cut [23:08] cut [23:08]  TRIGGER now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:08]  0 keeps (0%) -- 1 neutrals (12%) -- 7 cuts (88%) [[5 mutes ] [23:08] how is everyone??? [23:08]  SevDoctor asks about WAITING  [23:08]  "They're not even WAITING for away missions to kill us anymore!!
" [23:08] <_5618_> cut [23:08] keep [23:08] cut [23:08] no talk, judging =P [23:08] <_5618_> voting [23:08] good! if busy..... [23:08] keep [23:08] keep [23:08] I'm fine, arachnia [23:08] keep [23:08] cut [23:08] sorry [23:08] cut [23:08] keep [23:08] neutral [23:08] i'm ok [23:09] despite my country is in the verge of self-destruction [23:09] cut [23:09]  WAITING now gets status: "Keep for now.". [23:09]  4 keeps (44%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 4 cuts (44%) [[4 mutes ] [23:09] i'm ahppy, but tired [23:09] cut [23:09] ahhpy [23:09]  WAITING now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:09]  4 keeps (40%) -- 1 neutrals (10%) -- 5 cuts (50%) [[3 mutes ] [23:09]  Now in FINAL mode. [23:09] vote4 myth [23:09] <_5618_> vote4 myth [23:09] vote4 myth [23:09]  SevDoctor requested the shortlist: [23:09]  FRAT [44%, 0] "Keep for now." [23:09]  MYTH [80%, 0] "Keep it!" [23:09]  NIGHTMARE [80%, 0] "Keep it!" [23:09] mm, yeah - saw that JB [23:09] yes Jonathon, read the second one [23:09] vote4 myth [23:09] vote4 myth [23:09] vote myth [23:09] vote4 myth [23:09] *** JAL has joined #sevtrek [23:09] mote4 myth [23:09] vote4 myth [23:09] that wont work will it? [23:09] E, you did? [23:09] Well, at least you all picked my favorite on this one. [23:09] hi/ [23:09] <_5618_> Hi Crazymouse! [23:09] vote4 myth [23:09] hi [23:09] vote4 nightmare [23:10] E: Read second one waht? [23:10] vote4 nightmare [23:10] vote4 myth [23:10] *** NovaFlash is now known as Electronics [23:10] Hello! [23:10] THAT'S CrazyMouse? HELLO! [23:10] not too much, but i was aware there were some economic rpoblems geting worse [23:10] * Electronics is what i'm trying to put together now. ;) [23:10] <_5618_> +V jal [23:10]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [23:10]  MYTH scored 9 vote(s). [23:10]  NIGHTMARE scored 2 vote(s). [23:10]  Votes cast: 11 Judges present: 14 [23:10] Jonathon - I'm ahppy and TIRED [23:10] *** SevDoctor sets mode: +v JAL [23:10] Anything good DUM? [23:10] ohhhh [23:10] nova: already used some SEDs? :=) [23:10] clear enough [23:10] actually it's JulieMar, not Crazymouse [23:10] *** Ambassador_Star has joined #sevtrek [23:10] no not yet. will try to do so soon [23:10] hi star [23:10]  Now in OFF mode. [23:10]  Retrieving punchlines for competition SCIFI, please stand by... [23:10]  Retrieval SCIFI competition complete. [23:10]  SevDoctor requested the shortlist: [23:10]  ARMY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:10]  EBAY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:10]  GARAGE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:10]  SCISSORS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:10]  YARD [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:10]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [23:10] <_5618_> Ah well. [23:10] <_5618_> ;) [23:10] ahhh =] [23:10] <_5618_> Nice ot see oyu!!! [23:10] Nooooooooo [23:11] Hello! [23:11] I missed sev trek voting ??? [23:11] How're you, Julie? It's Jonas here = [23:11] only 5 punches! [23:11] Cheese it! It's the Fuzz! [23:11] *** Wizzard sets mode: +v Ambassador_Star [23:11] hi [23:11]  Now in OFF mode. [23:11] lol [23:11] OFF? [23:11] sorry =P [23:11] ,':0/ [23:11] <_5618_> Apparently. [23:11] I had a punch line that made it to the finals [23:11]  Now in OFF mode. [23:11]  Retrieving punchlines for competition SCIFI, please stand by... [23:11]  Retrieval SCIFI competition complete. [23:11]  SevDoctor requested the shortlist: [23:11]  ARMY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:11]  EBAY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:11]  GARAGE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:11]  SCISSORS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:11]  YARD [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:11]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [23:11] gtg [23:11] <_5618_> Had? [23:11] I missed it wahhhh [23:11] which Star? [23:11] bye evryone [23:11]  SevDoctor asks about ARMY  [23:11]  "I was an ARMY experiment... Swiss army!
" [23:12] <_5618_> Bye!!!!! [23:12] bye, schlob" [23:12] keep [23:12] keep (only good one) [23:12] *smiles* [23:12] keep [23:12] keep [23:12] *** arachnia has quit IRC (Quit: ) [23:12] keep [23:12] bye Lieve! [23:12] keep [23:12] keep [23:12] keep [23:12] <_5618_> keep [23:12]  ARMY now gets status: "Keep it!". [23:12]  9 keeps (100%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 0 cuts (0%) [[5 mutes ] [23:12] cut [23:12] for sev trek comp [23:12]  SevDoctor asks about EBAY  [23:12]  "I got them on EBAY from FreddyK@ElmStreet.
" [23:12] cut [23:12] cut [23:12] I think it would work better as "I was a Swiss Army experiment" [23:12] keep [23:12] keep [23:12] neutral [23:12] cut [23:12] <_5618_> cut [23:12] keep [23:12] cut [23:12] cut [23:12] cut [23:12]  EBAY now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:12]  3 keeps (27%) -- 1 neutrals (9%) -- 7 cuts (64%) [[3 mutes ] [23:12]  SevDoctor asks about GARAGE  [23:12]  ""I picked them up at a GARAGE sale on Elm Street"
" [23:12] cut [23:12] <_5618_> cut [23:12] cut [23:12] cut [23:12] keep [23:13] how about "I was an army experiment... inm Switzerland"? [23:13] cut [23:13] cut [23:13] cut [23:13] cut [23:13] *** Parsas has joined #sevtrek [23:13] <_5618_> 4Are we in a hurry or something?! [23:13] *** TBonz has joined #sevtrek [23:13] <_5618_> Hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [23:13] neutral [23:13] Much better Wizzard! [23:13] hi T [23:13] <_5618_> LTNS!!!!!!!! [23:13] yeah - that would work too Guido [23:13] Hi! [23:13] did I miss the sev trek voting? [23:13] neutral [23:13] I REMEMBERED for once!! [23:13] hoyo [23:13] T'Bonz, this is not #TrekNation, you know? =P [23:13] Bonz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 [23:13] BONZ! [23:13] *** Parsas has quit IRC (Quit: 2,1 « Da®|{ S©r|pT »  maded by 14,1 DarkAngel  galite gauti siuo adresu 9,1 http://darkscript.8m.com ) [23:13]  Well since you asked: the current punchline is GARAGE  [23:13]  ""I picked them up at a GARAGE sale on Elm Street"
" [23:13] yes Star [23:13] Sugoi, Sugoi, Kyatapii Sugoi!! [23:13] Greetings Bonz! [23:13] I keep forgetting, but was reminded at Trekchat [23:13] anyone? [23:13] cut [23:13] cut [23:13]  GARAGE now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:13]  1 keeps (9%) -- 2 neutrals (18%) -- 8 cuts (73%) [[4 mutes ] [23:13]  Well since you asked: the current punchline is GARAGE  [23:13]  ""I picked them up at a GARAGE sale on Elm Street"
" [23:13] Star, for narfs sake, yes you did!! [23:13] star: "myth" won trek [23:13] we've said multipe tiems! [23:14]  SevDoctor asks about SCISSORS  [23:14]  ""I ran with SCISSORS"
" [23:14] JEEZ [23:14] keep [23:14] poit [23:14] cut [23:14] cut [23:14] keep [23:14] cut [23:14] <_5618_> cut [23:14] cut [23:14] keep [23:14] *** SevDoctor sets mode: +v TBonz [23:14] cut [23:14] cut [23:14] cut [23:14] scissors gets CUT LOL [23:14] we're on sci-fi? [23:14] yup [23:14] ah, T'Bonz, you got banned at the Sevilian Board, so you can't access the chat either >=] [23:14] <_5618_> Yes. [23:14] prepare for +b =P [23:14] I got banned? [23:14]  SCISSORS now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:14]  3 keeps (27%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 8 cuts (73%) [[4 mutes ] [23:14] WTF for? [23:14] BANNED? [23:14] which line won for sev trek please [23:14]  SevDoctor asks about YARD  [23:14]  "Edward Scissorhands was having a YARD sale.
" [23:14] <_5618_> He's just kidding! [23:14] cut [23:15] cut [23:15] star: "myth" won trek [23:15] cut [23:15] cut [23:15] cut [23:15] keep [23:15] cut [23:15] <_5618_> MYTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [23:15] cut [23:15] and 5618 got the joke! =] [23:15] cut [23:15] Scissors should get status "It Cuts"... [23:15] :p [23:15] cut [23:15] cut [23:15] you're lucky I don't have ops here [23:15] <_5618_> cut [23:15] I'd fix you [23:15]  YARD now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:15]  1 keeps (8%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 11 cuts (92%) [[3 mutes ] [23:15]  SevDoctor requested the shortlist: [23:15]  ARMY [90%, 0] "Keep it!" [23:15] * _5618_ bad thoughts! [23:15]  Now in FINAL mode. [23:15] enough, next [23:15] <_5618_> vote4 army [23:15] vote4 army [23:15] vote4 army [23:15] vote4 img [23:15] vote4 army [23:15]  Now in OFF mode. [23:15] vote4 army [23:15]  Now in OFF mode. [23:15]  Retrieving punchlines for competition THEPITS, please stand by... [23:15]  Retrieval THEPITS competition complete. [23:15]  SevDoctor requested the shortlist: [23:15]  BORED [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:15]  DO [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:15]  ITCHING [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:15]  NOTHING [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:15]  OVERRATED [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:15]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [23:15] <_5618_> Guido: copycat! [23:15] vote4 army [23:15] And Wizzard, add your Suggestion!!!!!! [23:15] lol [23:15] narfers [23:15] though i do think it should change a little to be more succint [23:15] vote4 army [23:16] ONE email on the entire day? what a lousy day =P [23:16] whats up wth teh first panel? [23:16]  SevDoctor asks about BORED  [23:16]  "L: "I'm BORED!" w: "When's Herman coming home?"
" [23:16] awwwwww [23:16] cut [23:16] keep [23:16] keep [23:16] keep [23:16] keep [23:16] keep [23:16] cut [23:16] <_5618_> 1?! I got about 375 [23:16] cut [23:16] <_5618_> cut [23:16] cut [23:16] i had a fairly full inbox (2 days worth) but half was spam [23:16] cut [23:17] and most seems to e a conversation on an egroup [23:17] 375??? 0!! [23:17] what was the winning punch line for sevtrek please [23:17] cut [23:17]  BORED now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:17]  5 keeps (42%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (58%) [[3 mutes ] [23:17] MYTH. [23:17] <_5618_> I got 365 identical mails! [23:17]  SevDoctor asks about DO  [23:17]  "Lance: What do we usually DO here? Wayne: Drive Herman nuts.
" [23:17] keep [23:17] cut [23:17] cut [23:17] neutral [23:17] keep [23:17] *** Wizzard is now known as FoghornLeghorn [23:17] neutral [23:17] cut [23:17] cut [23:17] Pay attention, Star! [23:17] cut [23:17] *** FoghornLeghorn is now known as Wizzard [23:17] <_5618_> Stop fooling around Ambassador! [23:17] cut [23:17] neutral [23:17] <_5618_> keep [23:17]  DO now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:17]  3 keeps (25%) -- 3 neutrals (25%) -- 6 cuts (50%) [[3 mutes ] [23:18]  SevDoctor asks about ITCHING  [23:18]  "L: I'll start the car. W: I'll get the ITCHING powder!
" [23:18] cut [23:18] keep [23:18] keep [23:18] cut [23:18] keep [23:18] cut [23:18] keep [23:18] keep [23:18] keep [23:18] i rather like most of these [23:18] <_5618_> neutral [23:18] <_5618_> The second line sucks. [23:18] cut [23:18] I didn't get this one, but hey. [23:18] though David has a very googd poing [23:18] i don't like'em this week... [23:18]  ITCHING now gets status: "Keep it!". [23:18]  6 keeps (55%) -- 1 neutrals (9%) -- 4 cuts (36%) [[4 mutes ] [23:18]  SevDoctor asks about NOTHING  [23:18]  "L: There's NOTHING to do! W: All our best games need Herman!
" [23:18] good turnout!! [23:18] cut [23:18] I'M WIFE-FREE!!!!!! [23:18] neutral [23:18] cut [23:18] cut [23:18] cut [23:18] keep [23:18] <_5618_> YEAH!!! [23:18] cut [23:18] keep [23:18] neutral [23:18] I'm all alone! [23:18] I lost! See yas later [23:18] <_5618_> keep [23:18] * SevDoctor proceeds to get naked [23:19] um. [23:19] * ThunderDragon thinks his headphones are REALLY good [23:19] keep [23:19] <_5618_> Bye! [23:19] TMI [23:19]  NOTHING now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:19]  4 keeps (36%) -- 2 neutrals (18%) -- 5 cuts (45%) [[4 mutes ] [23:19] Ohh, had a wife-ectomy, eh DJB? [23:19] my parents are going to Denmark for a few nights after new years!!!! [23:19] *** Ambassador_Star has left #sevtrek [23:19]  SevDoctor asks about OVERRATED  [23:19]  "W: Freedom is OVERRATED. L: Let's go bother Herman.
" [23:19] * Wizzard hovers over the "ban jb" button :=) [23:19] yes =P [23:19] * Hyperbole pulls out a trout [23:19] keep [23:19] cut [23:19] cut [23:19] neutral [23:19] keep [23:19] <_5618_> cut [23:19] keep [23:19] keep [23:19] keep [23:19] keep [23:19] <_5618_> 4thinks we *are* in a hurry. [23:19] keep [23:19]  OVERRATED now gets status: "Keep it!". [23:19]  7 keeps (64%) -- 1 neutrals (9%) -- 3 cuts (27%) [[3 mutes ] [23:19] neutral [23:19]  Now in FINAL mode. [23:19]  SevDoctor requested the shortlist: [23:19]  ITCHING [55%, 0] "Keep it!" [23:19]  OVERRATED [58%, 0] "Keep it!" [23:19] vote4 overrated [23:19] vote4 itching [23:19] vote4 overrated [23:20] its not even as if a European is running it! [23:20] 7245: isn't this the attempt for "fastest Js ever"? :=) [23:20] vote4 overrated [23:20] vote4 overrated [23:20] vote4 overrated [23:20] vote4 overrated [23:20] <_5618_> vote4 overrated [23:20] vote4 overrated [23:20] :) [23:20]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [23:20]  ITCHING scored 1 vote(s). [23:20]  OVERRATED scored 8 vote(s). [23:20]  Votes cast: 9 Judges present: 14 [23:20] ofer [23:20] enough [23:20] next [23:20] seems clear [23:20] vote4 overrated [23:20] *** Leander has joined #SevTrek [23:20]  Now in OFF mode. [23:20]  Retrieving punchlines for competition TWIST, please stand by... [23:20]  Retrieval TWIST competition complete. [23:20]  SevDoctor requested the shortlist: [23:20]  BEESWAX [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:20]  DONE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:20]  DRIPLESS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:20]  ENJOY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:20]  FUTURE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:20]  GOOD [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:20]  LOOK [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:20]  NEW [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:20]  REAL [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:20]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [23:20] hi leander [23:20] hiya Leander! [23:20] *** SevDoctor sets mode: +v Leander [23:20] hi [23:20] <_5618_> Guido: I guess so. Perhaps we just want to go to the Sunday ASAP. [23:20] that's my way to say 'hello' [23:20]  SevDoctor asks about BEESWAX  [23:20]  "Hey, slim - Mind you're own BEESWAX !
" [23:20] Greetings LEander! [23:20] keep [23:21] cut [23:21] keep [23:21] <_5618_> cut [23:21] keep [23:21] cut [23:21] keep [23:21] 8 DAYS TO GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [23:21] cut [23:21] *** _8_of_12_ has joined #Sevtrek [23:21] neutral [23:21] cut [23:21] Only one CLEVER one here. [23:21] 8 days? [23:21] <_5618_> HI Eindhovenaar. [23:21] cut [23:21] *** SevDoctor sets mode: +v _8_of_12_ [23:21] cut [23:21] hi 8 [23:21] yay!!!!!!!!! 8 made it!!!!!! [23:21] ey [23:21] hoyo 8 [23:21] * Leander eats chocolate and gives some of it to whoever wants some [23:21] :-) [23:21] 8 days Guido yes! [23:21] <_5618_> Hi Aussie. [23:21] hi [23:21] <_8_of_12_> You're kidding? It's still going? [23:21] Bienvenidos 8! [23:21] oooh- chocolate [23:21] it's 19:20 [23:21] hey you [23:21] 8 days??? [23:21]  BEESWAX now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:21]  4 keeps (33%) -- 1 neutrals (8%) -- 7 cuts (58%) [[4 mutes ] [23:21] 8 of 12, have you got hogfather yet? [23:21] yes [23:21]  SevDoctor asks about DONE  [23:21]  "Yes I have DONE this before. Why do you ask?
" [23:21] keep [23:21] keep [23:21] neutral [23:21] keep [23:21] until I see LotR:FotR [23:21] 8 days before what? [23:21] cut [23:21] ohhhh [23:21] keep [23:21] <_5618_> 8 days till what?!!! [23:21] cut [23:21] <_8_of_12_> Just started reading it, Hyperbole. :) [23:21] fotr? [23:21] cut [23:21] cut [23:21] <_5618_> Oh, ok. [23:21] keep [23:21] tee-hee-hee [23:21] keep [23:22] <_5618_> cut [23:22] * Wizzard plans to see LotR next thursday [23:22] so you own it [23:22]  DONE now gets status: "Keep it!". [23:22]  6 keeps (50%) -- 1 neutrals (8%) -- 5 cuts (42%) [[4 mutes ] [23:22] mm - LotR:FotR looks cool written like that [23:22] <_8_of_12_> Errr... when I say 'just' I'm halfway through it. [23:22]  SevDoctor asks about DRIPLESS  [23:22]  "DRIPLESS...yeah right...you guys take the cake.
" [23:22] <_5618_> Guido: what's the current offer for the Ring? [23:22] cut [23:22] i'm seeing it with Ben for his bday [23:22] keep [23:22] 8: alreadyread that part in the maul? [23:22] keep [23:22] cut [23:22] <_5618_> keep [23:22] cut [23:22] and am rather busy thursady [23:22] 2167: haven't checked again [23:22] cut [23:22] keep [23:22] cut [23:22] <_8_of_12_> What time did the JS start? [23:22] cut [23:22] cut [23:22] <_8_of_12_> Yes, Wizzard. Got past it last night. :) [23:22] 19:03 local time [23:22] cut [23:22] 10 past [23:22]  DRIPLESS now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:22]  4 keeps (33%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 8 cuts (67%) [[4 mutes ] [23:22] 8: all of it? [23:22]  SevDoctor asks about ENJOY  [23:22]  "You guys ENJOY your fifteen minutes of flame. I'll be back next year.
" [23:23] keep [23:23] keep [23:23] <_8_of_12_> Wizzy: Yep [23:23] keep [23:23] keep [23:23] keep [23:23] keep [23:23] keep [23:23] keep [23:23] keep [23:23] <_5618_> keep [23:23] keep ! [23:23]  ENJOY now gets status: "Keep it!". [23:23]  11 keeps (100%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 0 cuts (0%) [[5 mutes ] [23:23] Wizzy??? *giggles* [23:23] keep ! [23:23]  SevDoctor asks about FUTURE  [23:23]  "You're looking at your FUTURE guys !
" [23:23] keep!!!! [23:23] :) [23:23] cut [23:23] keep [23:23] cut [23:23] keep [23:23] cut [23:23] keep [23:23] cut [23:23] keep [23:23] cut [23:23] cut [23:23] <_8_of_12_> cut [23:23] keep [23:23] <_5618_> cut [23:23] cut [23:23]  FUTURE now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:23]  5 keeps (36%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 9 cuts (64%) [[2 mutes ] [23:23] cut [23:23] erm - that was meant to be me adding enthusiasm to ENJOY [23:23]  SevDoctor asks about GOOD  [23:23]  "I remember the GOOD ol' days when I had the cake to myself!
" [23:23] cut [23:23] cut [23:23] cut [23:23] we're 17?! whoa [23:23] cut [23:23] <_8_of_12_> I thought it started at 8am for some reason [23:23] cut [23:23] <_5618_> cut [23:23] cut [23:23] cut [23:23] <_8_of_12_> keep [23:23] cut [23:23] Next one is best [23:23] cut [23:24] ah, Op GiveAway [23:24] keep [23:24] cut [23:24] if 8 wins, I'll roll again =P [23:24] whoah! 35250 Euro! [23:24] <_5618_> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [23:24]  GOOD now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:24]  2 keeps (15%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 11 cuts (85%) [[3 mutes ] [23:24] (6 days to go) [23:24] 35250 Euors for what?????? [23:24]  SevDoctor asks about LOOK  [23:24]  "Don't give me that LOOK! I've been here from cake one, you know!
" [23:24] <<<<<<<<<<<< CLEVER ALERT!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [23:24] keep [23:24] cut [23:24] E: the ring on which the rings used in the movie are based [23:24] cut [23:24] keep [23:24] :0) don't ruin it for me ey Guido [23:24] an Eight [23:24] cut [23:24] keep [23:24] oh right [23:24] cut [23:24] keep [23:24] <_5618_> cut [23:24] *** SevDoctor sets mode: +o Majel [23:24] cut [23:24] Majel... tsk, tsk =P [23:24] did you know they gave Elijah the ring? [23:24] <_8_of_12_> keep [23:24] keep [23:24]  LOOK now gets status: "Equal vote.". [23:24]  6 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (50%) [[4 mutes ] [23:25] E: not that one [23:25] i guessed that [23:25]  SevDoctor asks about NEW  [23:25]  ""Sure it's NEW and exciting your first time, but you'll get burned, believe me .... "
" [23:25] and again [23:25] keep [23:25] keep [23:25] Speak Up Mutes! [23:25] keep [23:25] cut [23:25] <_5618_> cut [23:25] mm - how come you're waiting until thrusday? [23:25] keep [23:25] cut [23:25] keep [23:25] lots of good ones [23:25] keep [23:25] <_8_of_12_> cut [23:25] Eleven... hmmm [23:25] *** SevDoctor sets mode: +o Th`kya [23:25] <_8_of_12_> JC isn't here? :( [23:25] cut [23:25] keep [23:25] Th'kya wins! [23:25] <_5618_> Nope. [23:25] yay [23:25] keep [23:25] 8: nup [23:25]  NEW now gets status: "Keep it!". [23:25]  8 keeps (62%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (38%) [[3 mutes ] [23:25] cut [23:25]  Now in FINAL mode. [23:25]  SevDoctor requested the shortlist: [23:25]  DONE [50%, 0] "Keep it!" [23:25]  ENJOY [100%, 0] "Keep it!" [23:25]  LOOK [50%, 0] "Equal vote." [23:25]  NEW [57%, 0] "Keep it!" [23:25]  REAL [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:25] E: haven't time on wednesday [23:25] uh, yay? :) [23:25] gotcha [23:26] wait [23:26] vote4 enjoy [23:26] real must be voted [23:26] vote4 new [23:26] vote4 enjoy [23:26]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [23:26] <_8_of_12_> Bugger. Needed to type to him. Oh well. [23:26] didn't you forget some? [23:26] vote4 enjoy [23:26] vote4 enjoy [23:26] hell [23:26] vote4 enjoy [23:26]  SevDoctor asks about REAL  [23:26]  "What's the matter, you dripless youngsters never seen a REAL candle?
" [23:26] <_5618_> 0,1MAJEL REQUESTS @ FOR _5618_ [23:26] awwwwwww......got to go, bye all! [23:26] cut [23:26] cut [23:26] cut [23:26] cut [23:26] cut [23:26] cut [23:26] bye, HAL [23:26] cut [23:26] bye julie!! [23:26] <_5618_> CUT [23:26] cut [23:26] cut [23:26]  REAL now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:26]  0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 10 cuts (100%) [[6 mutes ] [23:26] bye JAL! [23:26] cut [23:26] *** JAL has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [23:26] NOW [23:26] uh bye? [23:26] <_5618_> bYE! [23:26] I don't know! [23:26]  Now in FINAL mode. [23:26] <_8_of_12_> vote4 look [23:26]  SevDoctor requested the shortlist: [23:26]  DONE [50%, 0] "Keep it!" [23:26]  ENJOY [100%, 0] "Keep it!" [23:26]  LOOK [50%, 0] "Equal vote." [23:26]  NEW [57%, 0] "Keep it!" [23:26] vote 4 sale. [23:26] that was worth it! [23:26] vote4 new [23:26] vote4 enjoy [23:26] vote4 enjoy [23:26] vote4 enjoy [23:26] vote4 enjoy [23:26] Story about the ebay auction: http://members.ebay.de/aboutme/wwwhr3de/ [23:26] vote4 enjoy [23:27] vote4 enjoy [23:27] <_5618_> vote4 enjoy [23:27] vote4 enjoy [23:27] <_8_of_12_> vote4 look [23:27] vote4 enjoy [23:27]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [23:27]  ENJOY scored 10 vote(s). [23:27]  LOOK scored 1 vote(s). [23:27]  NEW scored 1 vote(s). [23:27]  Votes cast: 12 Judges present: 15 [23:27] DONE [23:27]  Now in OFF mode. [23:27]  Retrieving punchlines for competition SUNDAY, please stand by... [23:27]  Retrieval SUNDAY competition complete. [23:27]  SevDoctor requested the shortlist: [23:27]  CAT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:27]  FAITHFUL [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:27]  FATHER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:27]  BR [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:27]  BR [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:27]  WHICH [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:27]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [23:27] and here's where I run away. [23:27] yay - we've reached the Sunday within 30 mins! [23:27] DOUBLE BR!!! [23:27] good voting with you all.... see you around the board...... [23:27] k [23:27] byes [23:27] <_5618_> Ok. [23:27] DOUBLE PUNCHWORD [23:27] *** Sanna has left #sevtrek [23:28] I'll stop the presses [23:28] * SevDoctor pulls the big orange lever [23:28]  Now in OFF mode. [23:28] i like this comp :0) [23:28] <_5618_> Why are the Sunday punchlines not that good when lots of good stuff was submitted? [23:28] so, how's this solved? [23:28] mmm - got myself a LotR postcard today [23:28] wow [23:28] I'm sitting this out. know zip about LOTR [23:28] as a new bookmark for The Hobbit - I was using a Farscape one [23:29] because "someone" needed to force 2 non-fitting lines into one finalist [23:29] Need to read Bonz..... [23:29] Wizz, how to solve this? [23:29] *** Guybrush has joined #Sevtrek [23:29] I only read a very small part of it at school a long time ago [23:29] read Hobbit when a teen. Hated it [23:29] that's 8 again [23:29] *** SevDoctor sets mode: +v Guybrush [23:29] Bloody being knocked offline. How crap is that. [23:29] *** _8_of_12_ was kicked by SevDoctor (SevDoctor) [23:29] JB: why do you ask me? [23:29] Excuse my Klatchian [23:30] hold on..fixing it. [23:30] 'cause I assume you may know... you always look like you know everything >=] [23:30] DUM to the Rescue! [23:30] yeah [23:30] <_5618_> 0,1 MANUAL VOTING [23:30] DRAAI! [23:30] My fricking @$$! [23:30] 8253: DUMone's working on it... [23:30] Manual voting? What the zebra happened? [23:30] <_5618_> As you wish. [23:30] kisskiss dumm [23:30] <_5618_> Ok. ;) [23:30] wait, the punchfile needs to be repaired [23:30] manual whattes? [23:30] <_5618_> *suck suck* [23:31] ew! [23:31] \nick _8_of_12_ [23:31] hi hyperbole. i fixed the punchline crisis. [23:31] Ewwww, icky [23:31] the OTHER bar =P [23:31] JB: reload the comp [23:31] Do I have to make up the winning punchline or what? [23:31] :D [23:31]  Now in OFF mode. [23:31]  Retrieving punchlines for competition SUNDAY, please stand by... [23:31]  Retrieval SUNDAY competition complete. [23:31]  SevDoctor requested the shortlist: [23:31]  CAT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:31]  FAITHFUL [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:31]  FATHER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:31]  BOOKS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:31]  CHANGES [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:31]  WHICH [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:31]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [23:31] narf [23:31] coolness [23:32] thank you, Johan [23:32] *** Guybrush is now known as _8_of_12_ [23:32]  SevDoctor asks about CAT  [23:32]  "Gonedaft: "Hey, Fraudo wants a talking CAT." Peter: "Well, I'm sold..."
" [23:32] Oh, I think I can vote on it [23:32] cut [23:32] cut [23:32] looks simple enough [23:32] keep [23:32] where's GAME? [23:32] keep [23:32] cut [23:32] cut [23:32] <_8_of_12_> cut [23:32] those who don't want to be here, leave the channel and join #sevchat [23:32] cut [23:32] renamed to books [23:32] keep [23:32] *admires JOhan's grasp of the alphabet as always* :0) [23:32] keep [23:32] <_5618_> The Ring is now goign for E 36,050,00! [23:32] cut [23:32] It's a double. A Lotr takeoff on Harry Potter [23:32] <_5618_> cut [23:32] cut [23:32] <_8_of_12_> Wizzy: I somehow have doubts that it is the original ring [23:32]  CAT now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:32]  4 keeps (33%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 8 cuts (67%) [[2 mutes ] [23:32] 8: have you read the page? [23:32] it isnt the original [23:33] <_8_of_12_> Just did, yes [23:33]  SevDoctor asks about FAITHFUL  [23:33]  "different books we've been FAITHFUL to?
" [23:33] cut [23:33] cut [23:33] cut [23:33] keep [23:33] cut [23:33] cut [23:33] <_8_of_12_> cut [23:33] cut [23:33] somethings missing here... [23:33] <_5618_> WAIT!!!!! [23:33] * SevDoctor slaps his forehead [23:33] cut [23:33] Ooohh!! You can be Mewtwo on Sumer Smash Brothers Melee!! [23:33] cut [23:33] <_5618_> That's not the entire punchline! [23:33] erm - the invisibilty cloak turned up! [23:33] <_8_of_12_> Wow. Hold me back. [23:33] what, 2378 [23:33] So? It's Cut! [23:33] don't mind [23:33] cut [23:33] <_5618_> 0,1Gonedaft: Fraudo is MISSING his invisibility cloak! Peter: See how many different books we've been FAITHFUL to? [23:33]  FAITHFUL now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:33]  1 keeps (9%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 10 cuts (91%) [[3 mutes ] [23:33] <_8_of_12_> I think... Pokemon [23:33] although only PJ's part would be better here! [23:34] change your votes if you like [23:34] you have 30 secs [23:34] eek [23:34] <_5618_> keep [23:34] <_5618_> ;) [23:34] keep (recommendation: cut gandalf's line!) [23:34] keep [23:34] ? [23:34] keep (as guido) [23:34]  FAITHFUL now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:34]  4 keeps (33%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 8 cuts (67%) [[2 mutes ] [23:34] <_5618_> Ok. [23:34]  SevDoctor asks about FATHER  [23:34]  "Gonedaft: Fraudo, I am your FATHER! Peter: Just rehearsing the final scene...
" [23:34] cut [23:34] keep [23:34] cut [23:34] cut [23:34] keep [23:34] (where Gudo refers to Wizzard an indicates I think losing the first half would work weel) [23:34] cut [23:34] keep [23:34] <_5618_> keep [23:34] cut [23:34] cut [23:34] <_8_of_12_> keep [23:34] keep [23:34] cut [23:35]  FATHER now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:35]  6 keeps (46%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (54%) [[1 mutes ] [23:35] yikes =P [23:35]  SevDoctor asks about BOOKS  [23:35]  "books...
" [23:35] keep [23:35] wow!!!!!!!!!! [23:35] keep [23:35] what happened to punchline "GAME"? [23:35] Gonedaft: Who's up for a GAME of Quiddetch!? Peter: Okay, I didn't say which books... [23:35] huh? [23:35] it's so funny o cant stop laughing! [23:35] cut [23:35] <_5618_> 0,1Gonedaft: Who's up for a GAME of Quiddetch!? Peter: Okay, I didn't say which books.. [23:35] oooh - there's another bit :0) [23:35] <_8_of_12_> Errr is that punchline there? What am I missing? [23:35] dont i look folish [23:35] <_5618_> cut [23:35] keep [23:36] cut [23:36] cut [23:36] <_8_of_12_> keep [23:36] keep [23:36] keep [23:36] <_8_of_12_> cut ! [23:36] keep [23:36] keep [23:36] cut [23:36] <_8_of_12_> CUT!!! [23:36] <_8_of_12_> C U T ! [23:36] cut [23:36] keep [23:36] JC must've been in a hurry when making the finalists [23:36] 8, you're an ass =P [23:36]  BOOKS now gets status: "Keep it!". [23:36]  7 keeps (54%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (46%) [[1 mutes ] [23:36] <_8_of_12_> I submitted that punchline, it was only the first part though. Someone copied. :( [23:36]  SevDoctor asks about CHANGES  [23:36]  "changes!
" [23:36] cut [23:36] <_5618_> 0,1Gonedaft: You Shall Not PASS... Unless you buy a kids meal!!!! Peter: Ok, Ok, one or two TEENSY changes! [23:36] cut [23:36] Gonedaft: You Shall Not PASS... Unless you buy a kids meal!!!! Peter: Ok, Ok, one or two TEENSY changes! [23:36] again, a masterpiece of huimour [23:36] cut [23:37] keep [23:37] <_8_of_12_> keep [23:37] keep [23:37] <_5618_> cut [23:37] cut [23:37] cut [23:37] cut [23:37] keep [23:37] cut [23:37] *is inclicned to agrteee with whoever moaned about the quality* [23:37] I'd say, a littlepiec3 [23:37]  CHANGES now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:37]  4 keeps (33%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 8 cuts (67%) [[2 mutes ] [23:37] looks like Majel doesn't like linebreaks :=) [23:37]  SevDoctor asks about WHICH  [23:37]  "Hope you don't mind WHICH books!
" [23:37] keep [23:37] this is tiring [23:37] <_5618_> 0,1 Frodo: Do I get to play Quidditch for the Rivendell TEAM? Peter: Hope you don't mind WHICH books! [23:37] cut [23:37] neutral [23:37] Frodo: Do I get to play Quidditch for the Rivendell TEAM? Peter: Hope you don't mind WHICH books! [23:37] cut [23:37] like this it works well! [23:37] cut [23:37] cut [23:38] keep [23:38] cut [23:38] <_5618_> cut [23:38] cut [23:38] cut [23:38] neutral [23:38]  WHICH now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:38]  2 keeps (18%) -- 2 neutrals (18%) -- 7 cuts (64%) [[3 mutes ] [23:38] <_5618_> No keeps??? [23:38] 2 if 'em. [23:38] of em [23:38]  SevDoctor requested the shortlist: [23:38]  BOOKS [54%, 0] "Keep it!" [23:38] says something about the punches really [23:38]  Now in FINAL mode. [23:38] done [23:38] oh, ok, mayeb there are [23:38] lol [23:38] we're thru [23:38] vote4 books [23:38]  Now in OFF mode. [23:38] game was kept! [23:38] okay, no JC, no announcements [23:38] <_8_of_12_> Oh you're frelling kidding. [23:39] that's the invisibilty cloak one isn't it? [23:39] <_8_of_12_> That one won? [23:39] so this is it? [23:39] LOL [23:39] I don't like that either, 8 [23:39] Oh wait, that is it. nm [23:39] hmmmmmmmmmmm??????????? [23:39] maybe if the invisibility cloack disappeared... [23:39] corsair: books is the punchword there [23:39] <_8_of_12_> I've lost all faith in the system [23:39] LOL, democracy? =P [23:39] First time I've seen this error. [23:39] there's a format error in the HTML of the finalists page which caused that problems [23:40] <_5618_> 0,1Frodo: "At least..." Gandalf: "...not until..." Jackson: "...the premiere." [23:40] JC: probably caused by the database? [23:40] <_5618_> That one was much better (and did I mention it was mine yet?) [23:40] 8, remember, it's supposed that the database-driven Toonzone will prevent these abuses [23:40] faith leads to the dark system...oh wait....never mind [23:40] I thought BOOK was GAME [23:40] what is going on? LOL [23:40] then again... Wizz said it better [23:40] T', we're done [23:40] It was renamed by DUMMY to fix the problem. [23:40] anyway... Gandalf should've "Wizzard" written on his hat, don't you think? :=) [23:40] but it's the post-electoral discussion [23:40] only had the one finalist. Odd that [23:40] <_5618_> Perhaps so. [23:40] All is well, move along, nothing more to see here. [23:41] well, we're done, closing Majel... [23:41] BANG! [23:41] <_8_of_12_> My punchline was, word for word, 'Who's up for a game of Quiddetch?' It's there in the best punchlines. [23:41] Bonz, two weeks ago, we had Three! like that. [23:41] *** _5618_ changes topic to '12Judging Session has now ended!!!' [23:41] * Leander is leaving [23:41] <_8_of_12_> That means that to win these comps you don't have to put any thought into it at all. [23:41] Yawn [23:41] bye everyone [23:41] * Hyperbole yawns [23:41] Bye Leander [23:41] *** Leander has quit IRC (Quit: ) [23:42] 8: edited. happened to me once as well. [23:42] * Hyperbole cracks her jaw yawning [23:42] 8 - hate to say it to such a vet, but rtead hte ibiology (i think it's in there) [23:42]  Now in OFF mode. [23:42] Majel shutting up by shutting down ... [23:42] !!LOG SENT TO JOHNCOOK@SEV.COM.AU!! Session Close: Fri Dec 14 23:42:20 2001