Session Start: Fri Jan 04 23:17:14 2002 [23:17] *** Now talking in #sevtrek [23:17] *** Topic is '12Thank you for visiting this void of soli-/multitude called §ev (a Sci-Fi parody: 6www.sev.com.au12) Next Judging Session is at Friday 14:00 Pacific Time/ Friday 22:00 GMT/ Saturday 8:00 Australian EST.' [23:17] *** Set by _5618_ on Wed Jan 02 22:44:39 [23:17] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Marina [23:17] *g* [23:17] * #sevtrek is being logged [23:17] *** Joeno is now known as Sevoen [23:17] Green things, Majel [23:17] *** Marina changes topic to 'Sev Judging is now in Session.' [23:17] * NovaFlash holds th'kya in a bear-grip, trying to crush th'kya [23:17] MARINA is my name...! [23:17] <_5618_> Yes love. [23:17] oops [23:17] * Anubis yawns [23:17] sorry [23:17] * NovaFlash notices that th'kya slips out of my arms with force, flying up against the ceiling [23:17] *slurps up the last hot chocolate and marshmallows* [23:17] * Th`kya uses the vulcan neckpinch, and watches dummy fall face forward into mud [23:18] Now in OFF mode. [23:18] Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREK, please stand by... [23:18] Retrieval SEVTREK competition complete. [23:18] Sevoen requested the shortlist: [23:18] BEFORE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:18] BRINGING [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:18] DOG [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:18] PERIMETER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:18] SUBSTANCE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:18] VIOLATION [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:18] WALKIES [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:18] WISE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:18] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [23:18] not reading details well lately [23:18] * WooHoo Take a guess at who it is! Oh yes, you have the honour to meet... [23:18] forgot I was vulcan, did you? [23:18] * NovaFlash lies down kinda paralyzed [23:18] I will not be so active for some time forward... [23:18] Sevoen asks about BEFORE [23:18] "T: He should have gone BEFORE we left. A: That was twenty light-years ago!
" [23:18] *** WooHoo has joined #sevtrek [23:18] cut [23:18] http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/punchlines.asp [23:18] hey woo [23:18] eh hi.. [23:18] hiya bex [23:18] cut [23:18] WooHoo! WooHoo... [23:18] <_5618_> cut [23:18] cut [23:18] cut [23:18] keep [23:18] Woowhom! [23:19] Hello! [23:19] * WooHoo smiles [23:19] Hello WooHoo!!! [23:19] keep [23:19] hi, corsair. ;) [23:19] BEFORE now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:19] 2 keeps (29%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (71%) [[4 mutes ] [23:19] Green things and Salivations [23:19] and joeno! that's a while ago. ;) [23:19] awww didn't we get the 'you must comply!' stuff? [23:19] Sevoen asks about DOG [23:19] "Tentpole: What's the use of this DOG? Jogathon: To mark the places we have seen
" [23:19] cut [23:19] <_5618_> cut [23:19] keep [23:19] cut [23:19] Has certainly been a while [23:19] cut [23:19] keep [23:20] keep [23:20] have you been well? [23:20] Well, Dive in, it's just starting.... [23:20] *** Sevoen changes topic to 'Sev Judging is now in Session. And BTW, Marina orders you to comply.' [23:20] i dont get this one [23:20] *** Sevoen sets mode: +t [23:20] I'm great! [23:20] yeah Anubis - that was dropped a while back :0( [23:20] keep [23:20] * Anubis will NOT comply [23:20] every week i'd change my name to Anubis, refuse to ocmply, then change back [23:20] neutral [23:20] Dogs don't just whizz to whizz, they use it to mark territory. [23:20] <_5618_> cut [23:20] for old times sake you understand [23:20] do i have to judge too or is it sufficient to be in my radiant company? (:P) [23:20] yeah Corsair, i know [23:20] Comply you will...! >:-] [23:20] but i dont see why the punch is funny [23:21] DOG now gets status: "Keep for now.". [23:21] 4 keeps (44%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 4 cuts (44%) [[2 mutes ] [23:21] E: cos its not [23:21] Sevoen asks about BRINGING [23:21] "Tentpole: I knew BRINGING him down was a bad idea. Archaic: I'm just glad he did it down here instead!
" [23:21] aaaaaaaaaah [23:21] cut [23:21] <_5618_> cut [23:21] keep [23:21] cut [23:21] cut [23:21] cut [23:21] ditto [23:21] cut [23:21] cut [23:21] BRINGING now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:21] 1 keeps (12%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (88%) [[3 mutes ] [23:21] narf [23:21] Sevoen asks about PERIMETER [23:21] "T: That's disgusting A: What?! He's making a PERIMETER!
" [23:21] keep [23:21] cut [23:21] keep [23:22] Narf is NOT a valid command [23:22] neutral [23:22] <_5618_> neutral [23:22] cut [23:22] kee [23:22] neutral [23:22] keep [23:22] * Dhraakellian slaps NovaFlash around a bit with a large trout [23:22] cut [23:22] narf [23:22] shouldn't that be markig a perimeter? [23:22] Narf is NOT a valid command. [23:22] hmm - who thinks i could pay attention to the Matrix, and judge at the same time [23:22] either way its still not funny [23:22] if i watch my VHS and not my DVD [23:22] shouldn't that be marking a perimeter? [23:22] :P [23:22] narf [23:22] narf [23:22] Narf is NOT a valid command. [23:22] Narf is NOT a valid command. [23:23] egads! [23:23] farn [23:23] PERIMETER now gets status: "Keep for now.". [23:23] 3 keeps (33%) -- 3 neutrals (33%) -- 3 cuts (33%) [[2 mutes ] [23:23] Sevoen asks about SUBSTANCE [23:23] "T: Your dog is introducing an alien SUBSTANCE to the ecosystem. A: At least he didn't introduce it to the shuttle craft.
" [23:23] cut [23:23] narf [23:23] keep [23:23] *NovaFlash* quote Narf is a goooood command. [23:23] Narf is a goooood command. [23:23] Narf is NOT a valid command. [23:23] cut [23:23] *NovaFlash* quote Narf is a goooood command! [23:23] Narf is a goooood command! [23:23] keep [23:23] You just love that word now, don't you, anubis [23:23] And Nova, stay away from me! [23:23] keep [23:23] Narf is NOT a valid command. [23:23] D: what do you mean? [23:23] *softly* narf.. [23:23] Egads! [23:23] cut [23:23] Narf is NOT a valid command. [23:23] that [23:23] golly gosh! [23:23] keep [23:23] b'ah! [23:24] <_5618_> cut [23:24] oooh, i thought of another great british expletive, but forgot it [23:24] if that a new add-on? it gets annoying at the 100th repeat [23:24] SUBSTANCE now gets status: "Equal vote.". [23:24] 4 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (50%) [[3 mutes ] [23:24] how sheepish of you [23:24] i'm appeled. i mean, appaled! peeled.. i mean... whatever. [23:24] Sevoen asks about VIOLATION [23:24] "Trip: Ah, a VIOLATION of the P. S. Directive. Tentpole: P. S.? Archaic: Pooper-scooper directive!
" [23:24] No, it's just me [23:24] cut! [23:24] cut [23:24] cut [23:24] cut [23:24] <_5618_> cut [23:24] geez, with programming like that, Nova should have a lot of cyberbot girlfriends... heh. [23:24] cut [23:24] cut [23:24] keep [23:24] neutral [23:24] narf? [23:24] heh, somehow I get the feeling this'll be cut *g* [23:24] cut [23:24] Dang and blast!!!! [23:24] * Sevoen kicks NovaFlash [23:25] Th: How very perceptive of you! [23:25] Come back soon! [23:25] * NovaFlash is not into SM, thank you, Joeno. [23:25] oh [23:25] Next time, it's an actual kick :-P [23:25] not that kind of kicking [23:25] Because, all toghether now: [23:25] DON'T NARF IN PUBLIC! [23:25] narf is a good thing. [23:25] VIOLATION now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:25] 0 keeps (0%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 8 cuts (89%) [[2 mutes ] [23:25] Sevoen asks about WALKIES [23:25] "T: Must you insist on bringing your dog with you? A: Where else can I take him for WALKIES?
" [23:25] Zort!!!! [23:25] cut [23:25] <_5618_> cut [23:25] cut [23:25] But there are young people reading this transcript too! [23:25] cut [23:25] cut [23:25] yeeees, so? [23:25] keep [23:26] who chose these punchlines!? [23:26] john? [23:26] Don't want them to start narfing too early, now do we? [23:26] JC... [23:26] keep [23:26] Or perhaps Gaby is [23:26] i dunno..maybe the guy that runs sev.com.au? ;) [23:26] gotta be going now... [23:26] i'm just making a wild guess here.. ;) [23:26] JC it too busy, so he lets Gaby randomly chose some lines. [23:26] neutral [23:26] keep [23:26] Bye [23:26] Seeing the quality we get these days.. [23:26] perhaps JC's sense of humour has taken a Christmas break [23:26] bye Dhraak [23:26] WALKIES now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:26] 3 keeps (33%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 5 cuts (56%) [[2 mutes ] [23:27] sevoen: i fully agree [23:27] Sevoen asks about WISE [23:27] "T'Pol: Do you think it's WISE to bring your dog? Archer: Considering I haven't walked him in 102 light years, yes.
" [23:27] *** Dhraakellian has quit IRC (Quit: ) [23:27] keep [23:27] cut [23:27] <_5618_> keep [23:27] cut [23:27] keep [23:27] keep [23:27] now thats quite funny well compared to the rest [23:27] At least this has a bit of potential. [23:27] cut [23:27] Hmmm... next competition only four lines... [23:27] Too Long... [23:28] really? it's just a variant/differnt combination of other finalists... [23:28] At least they're not too bad. [23:28] cut [23:28] Well, it's better worded. [23:28] WISE now gets status: "Equal vote.". [23:28] 4 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (50%) [[2 mutes ] [23:28] Now in FINAL mode. [23:28] cut [23:28] 'cept it sounds like light years is a period of time :S [23:28] sevoen: you mean it doesn't use the word narf? [23:28] Sevoen requested the shortlist: [23:28] DOG [44%, 0] "Keep for now." [23:28] PERIMETER [33%, 0] "Keep for now." [23:28] SUBSTANCE [50%, 0] "Equal vote." [23:28] WISE [50%, 0] "Equal vote." [23:28] vote2 abstain [23:28] vote4 substance [23:28] Exactly, Nova, exactly [23:28] vote4 perimeter [23:29] vote4 substance [23:29] vote4 perimeter [23:29] vote4 perimeter [23:29] vote4 substance [23:29] sevoen: you're such a boring person =) [23:29] vote4 substance [23:29] /mode #sevtrek +b narf!*@narf.narf [23:29] <_5618_> vote4 perimeter [23:29] vote of no confidence! [23:29] *** Sevoen sets mode: +b narf!narf@narf.narf [23:30] ** ja het is in de MODE dat narfen, hmm? ** ;) [23:30] Zeker weten Nova :-P [23:30] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [23:30] PERIMETER scored 4 vote(s). [23:30] SUBSTANCE scored 4 vote(s). [23:30] Votes cast: 8 Judges present: 10 [23:30] ooh. [23:30] we have a tie. [23:30] Sevqueen anyone? :-) [23:30] This is one for the Sevqueen. Even I admit her power. [23:30] or we could just fix it so the funny one wins [23:30] Now in OFF mode. [23:30] Retrieving punchlines for competition SCIFI, please stand by... [23:30] Retrieval SCIFI competition complete. [23:30] Sevoen requested the shortlist: [23:30] BEWARE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:30] FAMILIAR [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:30] GUYS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:30] SAVIOR [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:30] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [23:31] Sevoen asks about BEWARE [23:31] "M: Well, Scully, should we BEWARE of geeks bearing gifts?
" [23:31] cut [23:31] anubis: yeah... funny one: 3463456 votes [23:31] keep [23:31] keep [23:31] keep! [23:31] cut [23:31] <_5618_> keep [23:31] although i might have started it at Beware [23:31] keep [23:31] BEWARE now gets status: "Keep it!". [23:31] 5 keeps (71%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (29%) [[3 mutes ] [23:31] Sevoen requested the shortlist: [23:31] BEWARE [71%, 0] "Keep it!" [23:31] FAMILIAR [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:31] GUYS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:31] SAVIOR [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:31] Blah [23:32] Sevoen requested the shortlist: [23:32] BEWARE [71%, 0] "Keep it!" [23:32] FAMILIAR [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:32] GUYS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:32] SAVIOR [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:32] Sevoen asks about FAMILIAR [23:32] "S: This seems FAMILIAR. M: Sure! It's a re-hashed old plot like all our Sev Files!
" [23:32] having fun, joeno? :) [23:32] keep [23:32] keep [23:32] cut [23:32] These popups are annoying! [23:32] keep [23:32] <_5618_> cut [23:32] keep [23:32] keep [23:32] I think the Oen is having a bit too much fun with the MHS button. [23:32] FAMILIAR now gets status: "Keep it!". [23:32] 5 keeps (71%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (29%) [[3 mutes ] [23:32] keep [23:33] Sevoen asks about GUYS [23:33] "Scummy: Don't tell me these are the three wise men. Mouldy: Wise GUYS is more like it.
" [23:33] cut [23:33] Ssssh! [23:33] keep [23:33] keep [23:33] cut [23:33] <_5618_> keep [23:33] keep [23:33] neutral [23:33] Sevoen: you're leaking air. You need to be fixed! [23:33] am i missing something or why is this funny? [23:33] keep [23:33] Sevoen: quick, try closing your mouth, that might stop the leak! [23:33] Sevoen is leaking too much air. Fix it! [23:33] wiseguys.. [23:33] GUYS now gets status: "Keep it!". [23:33] 5 keeps (62%) -- 1 neutrals (12%) -- 2 cuts (25%) [[2 mutes ] [23:33] <_5618_> Yeah. [23:33] Sevoen asks about SAVIOR [23:33] "S: But...this child isn't the SAVIOR! M: Yes he is...of our ratings!
" [23:33] neutral [23:33] cut [23:33] <_5618_> cut [23:33] cut [23:33] cut [23:33] keep [23:34] cut [23:34] SAVIOR now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:34] 1 keeps (14%) -- 1 neutrals (14%) -- 5 cuts (71%) [[3 mutes ] [23:34] * Anubis groans [23:34] Now in FINAL mode. [23:34] Sevoen requested the shortlist: [23:34] BEWARE [71%, 0] "Keep it!" [23:34] FAMILIAR [75%, 0] "Keep it!" [23:34] GUYS [62%, 0] "Keep it!" [23:34] I would have liked: S: I Guess with these three guys, I should name him Brian. [23:34] <_5618_> vote4 beware [23:34] hhihihihihi [23:34] <_5618_> vote4 beware [23:34] *duct tapes Joeno's mouth* [23:34] * NovaFlash pets anubis [23:34] vote4 beware [23:34] * Anubis bites Nova [23:34] vote4 familiar [23:34] vote4 beware [23:34] * Sevoen lols [23:34] * NovaFlash ouches [23:34] vote4 guys [23:34] * Sevoen can't say anything! [23:34] *** WooHoo has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving) [23:34] vote4 familiar [23:35] * Sevoen needs help, badly! [23:35] vote4 familiar [23:35] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [23:35] BEWARE scored 3 vote(s). [23:35] FAMILIAR scored 3 vote(s). [23:35] GUYS scored 1 vote(s). [23:35] Votes cast: 7 Judges present: 9 [23:35] Sevoen: breathe out....breathe in.... [23:35] GUYS now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [23:35] or don't breath at all [23:35] Sevoen: breathe out....breathe in.... [23:35] * Sevoen has duct tape over his mouth. [23:35] * Sevoen can't speak!!! [23:35] oh. [23:35] *** DrJonasBashir has joined #sevtrek [23:35] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o DrJonasBashir [23:35] arghhhh [23:35] <_5618_> Hi!!!! [23:35] that reminds me of that scene from the Matrix... [23:35] hello [23:35] * Sevoen waves hello to JB [23:35] Sevoen requested the shortlist: [23:35] BEWARE [71%, 0] "Keep it!" [23:35] FAMILIAR [75%, 0] "Keep it!" [23:35] the storm caught me [23:35] Hi Jonas! [23:35] :0) he spent 5 hours not able to speak for tat! [23:35] * Sevoen points to Th'kya [23:35] Hi DJB! Vote Familiar... [23:36] and didn't think about how he would communicate! [23:36] * Sevoen needs to run the JS with /me [23:36] hiya jB [23:36] ? [23:36] vote4 beware [23:36] * Sevoen has his mouth ducttaped [23:36] *ands JB a big towel* [23:36] * Sevoen motions Th'kya needs to revote [23:36] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [23:36] BEWARE scored 4 vote(s). [23:36] FAMILIAR scored 3 vote(s). [23:36] Votes cast: 7 Judges present: 10 [23:36] danke, I need it [23:36] vote4 beware [23:36] * NovaFlash tears ducttape off - a bit too quickly. [23:36] better? :) [23:36] * Corsair suspects he should have tried reverse psychology.... [23:36] I had to do one of my favorites... [23:36] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! [23:36] es Lene, much better! [23:36] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [23:36] BEWARE scored 5 vote(s). [23:36] FAMILIAR scored 3 vote(s). [23:36] Votes cast: 8 Judges present: 10 [23:36] ...get naked =P [23:36] * NovaFlash puts ducttape back on quickly [23:37] wow...what a noise does that guy mak [23:37] e [23:37] Shall we call it a win for BEWARE? [23:37] erm JB - you don't need to give me the towel back [23:37] yes [23:37] AAAAAAAAAA......................................................! [23:37] lol [23:37] nah, it's a queen. [23:37] sorry [23:37] ooooooooooooooh - men in womens clothes!!!!! [23:37] * DrJonasBashir runs naked around the channel [23:37] <_5618_> Joeno: JC'll make it a SQ anyway. [23:37] not if people vote beware he wont [23:37] BEWARE wins... for now! [23:37] ooooooooooooooh - men in womens clothes!!!!! >> that remembers me of my graduation trip [23:37] Thank narf DrJonasBashir is running AROUND the channel, and not IN the channel. [23:37] :0) it reminds me of Priscilla [23:38] * Sevoen nods - good one [23:38] * DrJonasBashir enters the channel and runs inside it [23:38] Now in OFF mode. [23:38] Retrieving punchlines for competition THEPITS, please stand by... [23:38] Retrieval THEPITS competition complete. [23:38] Sevoen requested the shortlist: [23:38] ASK [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:38] CHECKS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:38] DESSERT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:38] HOME [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:38] PAYING [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:38] PRIVACY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:38] SPOILING [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:38]