Session Start: Thu Jan 17 23:07:40 2002 [23:07] * Logging #sevtrek to '#sevtrek.log' [23:07] no, where is it? [23:07] on the seviliang uild homepage [23:07] Nemi: yes we have seen it. http://sevilianguild.freehomepage.com [23:07] *** Marina changes topic to 'Sev Judging is now in Session.' [23:07] tangerine, are u familiar with Sev? [23:08] i'm a bit late. my door was stuck closed. where are we? [23:08] joeno: uhhuh. but not on majel! [23:08] =] [23:08] That DOS-box still makes me scared when it popups [23:08] we're just beginning [23:08] Marina: hi marina. [23:08] Joeno: sorry. But that's the way it is. [23:08] Joeno: You can however make a shortcut to it. [23:08] really? a DOZE-box? [23:08] Joeno: and make Marina start the shortcut. [23:08] Now processing punchlines from http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/punchlines.asp [23:08] I know you have, but I want everyone to tell me it's absolutely fantastic and then praise me for a week [23:08] Joeno: and the shortcut can specify it to be started minimized. [23:08] It would work too... [23:09] not a LoseSleep box? [23:09] to honor such a noble food, I'm eating pretzels today >=] [23:09] But me lazy [23:09] Wizzard: yes. i programmed it in perl and used perl2exe to compile it. [23:09] Wizzard: it's a simple webget client with my punchcruncher in it. [23:09] tsssssssss [23:09] or even better; give me more ideas for more cartoons!!!!!!!! [23:09] Nova: C, C, C... [23:09] CRUNCH [23:09] Now in OFF mode. [23:09] Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREK, please stand by... [23:09] Retrieval SEVTREK competition complete. [23:09] Joeno requested the shortlist: [23:09] BREED [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:09] CLOSER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:09] DRIVER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:09] HOPE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:09] INFLICT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:09] LIFE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:09] NECKPINCH [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:09] SETTING [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:09] SPECIES [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:09] WARPED [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:09] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [23:09] DrJonasBashir: narf. [23:09] i'm gonna give up on this sodding punchline in a minute! [23:09] Joeno asks about BREED [23:09] "I wouldn't let them BREED, let alone go into space.
" [23:09] lol JB [23:09] cut [23:09] keep [23:09] keep!!!!! [23:09] keep [23:09] keep [23:09] keep [23:10] * NovaFlash burps [23:10] I take it you like this one, E? [23:10] sorry. [23:10] cut [23:10] *** Naraht has joined #SevTrek [23:10] *** ChanServ sets mode: +v Naraht [23:10] yes [23:10] * Dhraakellian does a 5 sevond belch [23:10] Well since you asked: the current punchline is BREED [23:10] "I wouldn't let them BREED, let alone go into space.
" [23:10] keep [23:10] naraht? who is that? [23:10] Hail Narath! [23:10] Hello naraht [23:10] greenthings [23:10] * Hyperbole trouts Nova [23:10] hi [23:10] some i liked got culled, this is about my favourite of the remaining [23:10] =D [23:10] *** DrJonasBashir sets mode: +o Naraht [23:10] Naraht: hi Nick. [23:10] keep [23:10] hiya Naraht - yuo actually remembered!!! [23:10] BREED now gets status: "Keep it!". [23:10] 7 keeps (78%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (22%) [[1 mutes ] [23:10] Hyperbole: ow! why did you do that..? *looks sad* [23:10] heh [23:10] Joeno asks about CLOSER [23:10] "Note to self... next time take a CLOSER look before initiating first contact
" [23:10] wow, Naraht's here [23:10] keep [23:10] keep
[23:11] sevond==second [23:11] keep [23:11] (just to stay in marina style) [23:11] my cats going crazy... [23:11] keep [23:11] keep [23:11] Nemi: what is he/she doing? [23:11] keep [23:11] cut [23:11] cut [23:11] Hey! [23:11] dunno :/ [23:11] being a cat? [23:11] Naraht: ho! [23:11] Nova: you haven't adapted the punchfile-creator yet.. [23:11] keep [23:11] let's go (?) [23:11] CLOSER now gets status: "Keep it!". [23:11] 7 keeps (78%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (22%) [[1 mutes ] [23:11] he's jumping around and wailing and whining [23:11] Joeno: no ofcourse not. it's in the file you run. [23:11] Joeno asks about DRIVER [23:11] "It looks like we will have to be the designated warped DRIVER.
" [23:11] cut [23:11] keep [23:11] *sorry, I had to load the Finalist pages [23:11] keep [23:11] cut [23:12] cut [23:12] cut [23:12] And I got it from you [23:12] Joeno: but to be honest, i lost the sourcecode. [23:12] cut [23:12] D'Oh! [23:12] He who tries to understand the mind of a cat will fail [23:12] cut [23:12] cut [23:12] tsk tsk tsk... [23:12] Joeno: but if i combine a webget client with my existing (i still have that) punchcruncher then i can rebuild it. [23:12] * Nemi burps [23:12] you're all excused [23:12] Ah well, time for a ne version. [23:12] * Naraht is watching B5.../me is happy! [23:12] new version [23:12] Joeno: but that takes trouble and time ;) [23:12] keep [23:12] DRIVER now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:12] 3 keeps (30%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (70%) [[0 mutes ] [23:12] * Hyperbole trouts Nemi [23:12] And you lazy [23:12] * Dhraakellian does a 5 second belch [23:12] Joeno asks about HOPE [23:12] "I sincerely HOPE this will be a last contact situation
" [23:12] ooooooooooooooooooh, very good cartoon Nemi! [23:12] cut [23:12] Dhraakellian: stop that, PLEASE, you're polluting MY air ;) [23:12] cut [23:13] keep [23:13] * Hyperbole trouts Dhraak [23:13] * Nemi eats Hyper. takes §trange [23:13] cut [23:13] keep [23:13] cut [23:13] keep [23:13] EofTupeS: i agree. nemi can draw VERY well. [23:13] ops [23:13] tastes* [23:13] * Dhraakellian slaps Hyperbole around a bit with a large trout [23:13] cut [23:13] I'm feeling lightheaded [23:13] Nemi: Work for JC, and produce even more Sev strips together. [23:13] * Wizzard throws a whole can of breath mint at dhraakellian [23:13] * NovaFlash puts some weight on nemi's head. [23:13] * Dhraakellian slaps Nemi around a bit with a large trout [23:13] beter than me *lloks at the neodood;es she did in maths yesterday* hehehe [23:13] HOPE now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:13] 3 keeps (38%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (62%) [[2 mutes ] [23:13] I can't copy his style [23:13] * Hyperbole yawns [23:13] Joeno asks about INFLICT [23:13] "Must we really INFLICT this on the rest of the galaxy?
" [23:13] keep [23:13] keep [23:13] cut [23:13] keep [23:13] keep [23:13] keep [23:13] keep [23:13] So? More Sevstrips == good [23:13] keep [23:13] neutral [23:13] keep [23:14] my style = nonexistent = bad [23:14] INFLICT now gets status: "Keep it!". [23:14] 8 keeps (89%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 0 cuts (0%) [[1 mutes ] [23:14] keep [23:14] Joeno asks about LIFE [23:14] "So where is the intelligent LIFE we detected?
" [23:14] keep [23:14] keep [23:14] keep [23:14] your style == fantastic [23:14] keep [23:14] keep [23:14] Nemi: your style doesn't matter. the result is great. [23:14] keep [23:14] keep [23:14] keep [23:14] my style = improvised [23:14] keep [23:14] I really want to see more. [23:14] I draw in ink [23:14] me too [23:14] nemi: so? [23:14] nemi: 4IT'S GOOD OKAY?! [23:14] keep [23:14] more cute Nubby ones would be good :0) [23:14] which means I take an ink pencil and draw without scetching first [23:14] LIFE now gets status: "Keep it!". [23:14] 10 keeps (100%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 0 cuts (0%) [[0 mutes ] [23:14] Joeno asks about NECKPINCH [23:14] "Hmm... NECKPINCH or deathgrip?
" [23:14] which can turn out badly sometimes [23:15] cut [23:15] neutral [23:15] cut [23:15] cut [23:15] cut [23:15] cut [23:15] keep [23:15] Nemi: it's good. if you dare say anything bad about your drawing now i will...... HUG...you.... [23:15] keep [23:15] keep [23:15] eek! [23:15] keep [23:15] * Nemi hides [23:15] [sev] dummy (Hugging) [23:15] Nova: no, you can't do that... [23:15] 6,12|12,6|13,6|6,13|4,13|13,4|7,4|4,7|8,7|7,8|9,8|8,9|10,9|9,10|12,10|10,12|16,120,12 HUG! 6,12|12,6|13,6|6,13|4,13|13,4|7,4|4,7|8,7|7,8|9,8|8,9|10,9|9,10|12,10| [23:15] ooh, he scared her [23:15] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [23:15] NECKPINCH now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:15] 4 keeps (40%) -- 1 neutrals (10%) -- 5 cuts (50%) [[0 mutes ] [23:15] * Hyperbole giggles [23:15] neckpinch or deathgrip? [23:15] Children..... [23:15] nooo. hug! [23:15] Joeno asks about SETTING [23:15] "Does the Velcron neck pinch have any SETTING higher than stun?
" [23:15] cut [23:15] Naraht: old farts.. [23:15] cut [23:15] keep [23:15] Huggbees! [23:15] *** Joeno changes topic to 'Sev Judging is now in Session. No Hugging Please!' [23:15] keep [23:15] cut [23:15] cut [23:15] cut [23:15] keep [23:16] keep [23:16] spolisport! [23:16] I am using the vulcan hugpinch now. [23:16] nova: lol [23:16] *L* [23:16] lol [23:16] no emotions. [23:16] So there is a higher setting... [23:16] =D [23:16] SETTING now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:16] 4 keeps (44%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (56%) [[1 mutes ] [23:16] that's even crueler [23:16] keep [23:16] oh yeaaah. it kills. [23:16] Joeno asks about SPECIES [23:16] "Wonderful. Another SPECIES for which we must become the designated pilots.
" [23:16] keep [23:16] well, scarier anyway [23:16] Setting Phizzers to "hug" [23:16] cut [23:16] cut [23:16] cut [23:16] cut [23:16] keep the former [23:16] cut [23:16] cut this one =P [23:16] cut [23:16] cut [23:16] ever wondered how teddybears came on earth? huh? think anyone would think those up? =] aliens! i tell you! [23:16] cut [23:17] set phizzers to 'warm fuzzy feeling' [23:17] cut [23:17] the other one like it is better [23:17] Set phizzers to "Huggle" [23:17] Aliens ARE evil [23:17] SPECIES now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:17] 0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 10 cuts (100%) [[0 mutes ] [23:17] Joeno asks about WARPED [23:17] "Fascinating, WARPED drive but no intelligence
" [23:17] keep [23:17] joeno: yup. just saw "Mars Attacks!" [23:17] wow [23:17] Joeno: yes. and they start with our children. [23:17] cut [23:17] keep [23:17] neutral [23:17] My US history teacher calls me "Zog" [23:17] keep [23:17] cut [23:17] cut [23:17] aliens don't have exclusive rights to being evil you know [23:17] keep [23:17] cut [23:17] LGM is evil? [23:17] of course, he's a teacher [23:17] Dhraakellian: no, he came out of my nose. [23:18] my history teacher was wondering today, having taught us 3 hours a week since september, whether he has ytet learnt our names :0) [23:18] or claim to be [23:18] that explains some things [23:18] But they have the alignment of Always Evil in the Monster Manual [23:18] I dunno about Sean, but I am... [23:18] nova: eeww! [23:18] WARPED now gets status: "Keep for now.". [23:18] 4 keeps (44%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 4 cuts (44%) [[1 mutes ] [23:18] any one who does either must be pure evil [23:18] Nemi: good poing [23:18] Wizzard: well it's the truth. [23:18] i'm hopng htose of us he took for hte last year or two, he has learnt :0) [23:18] Now in FINAL mode. [23:18] Joeno requested the shortlist: [23:18] BREED [78%, 0] "Keep it!" [23:18] CLOSER [78%, 0] "Keep it!" [23:18] INFLICT [90%, 0] "Keep it!" [23:18] LIFE [100%, 0] "Keep it!" [23:18] SETTING [50%, 0] "Equal vote." [23:18] WARPED [44%, 0] "Keep for now." [23:18] Wizzard: just look on the fun pictures page on sevilization. [23:18] vote4 closer [23:18] Nemi: good poing [23:18] which doesn't necessarily mean I like him for that... after all, that only means more competition *grr* [23:18] vote4 inflict [23:18] vote4 closer [23:18] vote4 breed [23:18] vote4 breed [23:18] vote4 life [23:18] nova: THAT came out of your nose? [23:18] vote2 breed ;0) [23:18] vote4 breed [23:18] vote4 breed [23:18] vote4 life [23:19] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [23:19] BREED scored 4 vote(s). [23:19] CLOSER scored 2 vote(s). [23:19] INFLICT scored 1 vote(s). [23:19] LIFE scored 2 vote(s). [23:19] Votes cast: 9 Judges present: 10 [23:19] Wizzard: yes. that's what happens when you poke in your nose alot. so... you're warned! [23:19] E... bad thoughts! [23:19] oh wait [23:19] naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarf [23:19] must... turn... on... TV...!!! [23:19] INFLICT now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [23:19] vote4 life [23:19] I wanna change my vote don't cut anything :/ [23:19] oh oh well [23:19] EofTupeS: we better take this in a more private place.. ;) [23:19] vote4 life [23:19] nemi: i agree. [23:19] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [23:19] BREED scored 3 vote(s). [23:19] CLOSER scored 2 vote(s). [23:19] LIFE scored 4 vote(s). [23:19] Votes cast: 9 Judges present: 10 [23:20] CLOSER now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [23:20] thank you, cron. for once you kicked in at the right time (as reminder) :=) [23:20] vote4 breed [23:20] as long as it wasn't the one I wanted to vote for... [23:20] vote4 breed [23:20] vote4 breed [23:20] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [23:20] BREED scored 4 vote(s). [23:20] LIFE scored 4 vote(s). [23:20] Votes cast: 8 Judges present: 10 [23:20] bleh [23:20] Mutes...? [23:20] fruits? [23:20] oooooh tie [23:20] vote4 life (*sobs*) [23:20] vote4 breed [23:20] vote4 breed [23:20] Wizzard: you have such a way with people. [23:20] everyone vote for life now or I will end yours since you obviously don't care for it :| [23:20] nova: huh? [23:20] vote4 life [23:20] Nova, VOTE!!! [23:20] Good boy [23:20] Joeno: SHUT UP! ;) [23:20] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [23:20] BREED scored 4 vote(s). [23:20] LIFE scored 6 vote(s). [23:20] Votes cast: 10 Judges present: 10 [23:21] NO! [23:21] i chose not to vote life [23:21] Tangerine: voting multiple times doesn't change it [23:21] LIFE [23:21] Life, I'd say [23:21] eh, fooi nemi [23:21] *sigh* [23:21] LIFE is da winnah! [23:21] naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [23:21] unless you change your vote [23:21] why would they? [23:21] Now in OFF mode. [23:21] Retrieving punchlines for competition SCIFI, please stand by... [23:21] Retrieval SCIFI competition complete. [23:21] Joeno requested the shortlist: [23:21] BLUE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:21] COLOURS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:21] FIRED [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:21] FORE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:21] GOING [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:21] HOMERUNE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:21] RED [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:21] REDUCTION [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:21] RINGING [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:21] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [23:21] whatever [23:21] i MUST see Trainspotting sometime - amybe i'llw atch it tomorrow [23:21] Joeno asks about BLUE [23:21] "I am Sourman the white... You are Gonedaft the Black and BLUE
" [23:21] "nananana he-he-he good bye BREED" :=) [23:21] or tongiht, no - i think i'll watch Canibalism tonight [23:21] keep [23:21] cut [23:22] keep [23:22]