Session Start: Fri Feb 01 23:03:50 2002 [23:03] * Logging #sevtrek to '#sevtrek.log' [23:03] and I knocked you unconcious [23:03] hello ma-hell [23:03] Oh, we still can, and now it'll end up in the log [23:03] oh stop babbling, ma hell [23:04] And Nova, to chanout!!!!! [23:04] * Joeno slaps NovaFlash around a bit with a large trout [23:04] to where? [23:04] *** Majel changes topic to 'Sev Judging is now in Session.' [23:04] #sevdebug...? [23:04] *** Wizzard sets mode: +t [23:04] where? [23:04] ;) [23:04] Which is chanout in Majel [23:04] Now in OFF mode. [23:04] Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREK, please stand by... [23:04] Retrieval SEVTREK competition complete. [23:04] Wizzard requested the shortlist: [23:04] AUTOPSY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:04] BUMP [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:04] COWARD [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:04] CREDITS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:04] FOOTREST [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:04] HOOD [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:04] RUG [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:04] WARPED [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:04] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [23:04] should I? [23:04] where? :) [23:04] * NovaFlash plays dum [23:04] *** Wizzard is now known as SevWizzard [23:04] well.. i'm going to continue coding.. [23:04] I'm not impressed by ANY of the punches this week.... [23:04] you can ignore me for now ;) [23:04] *** Joeno changes topic to 'Sev Judging is now in Session, and Novaflash has now been trouted [20] times and hugged [4] times' [23:04] SevWizzard asks about AUTOPSY [23:04] "an AUTOPSY subject at Sevfleet medical.
" [23:04] nah [23:05] keep [23:05] corsair: you're not the only one [23:05] keep [23:05] hrm..I gotta go pay my rent...brb [23:05] just a sec [23:05] i've hugged him twice since then :0P [23:05] <_5618_> cut [23:05] *** Th`kya has joined #sevtrek [23:05] cut [23:05] hi th [23:05] <_5618_> Hi. [23:05] I need to reboot netscrape [23:05] *** DrJonasBashir has joined #sevtrek [23:05] hello [23:05] Hiya Doc [23:05] <_5618_> Hi. [23:05] * Th`kya waves at all the familiar ppl :) [23:05] hiya Lene [23:05] hi jb [23:05] * _5618_ waves back. [23:05] #op [23:05] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o DrJonasBashir [23:05] sheesh [23:05] *** DrJonasBashir sets mode: +vvv Corsair LordOfTheMonkeys Majel [23:05] Well since you asked: the current punchline is AUTOPSY [23:05] "an AUTOPSY subject at Sevfleet medical.
" [23:05] Hiya Th'kya,,,, heh. [23:05] feel free to trout Nova [23:05] *** DrJonasBashir sets mode: +vvv Psyche THE_Idiot_Slayer Th`kya [23:06] but keep count [23:06] keep [23:06] keep [23:06] cut [23:06] <_5618_> cut [23:06] this country is falling apart [23:06] * SevWizzard yawns at the idiotic +v [23:06] <_5618_> ;) [23:06] AUTOPSY now gets status: "Keep it!". [23:06] 4 keeps (67%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (33%) [[6 mutes ] [23:06] it's currently at 21 [23:06] More trouble Doc? [23:06] our Supreme Court has declared cash withdrawal limits 'inconstitutional' [23:06] Chatting too much is inefficient [23:06] cut [23:06] umm... the punchline page seems to be crashing netscrape [23:06] Majel, shut up or I'll kick you out >=] [23:06] is that possible? [23:07] AUTOPSY now gets status: "Keep it!". [23:07] 4 keeps (57%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (43%) [[5 mutes ] [23:07] neutral [23:07] Hmmm, isn't that what people wanted? To get their money I mean? [23:07] There are too many mutes here! [23:07] * NovaFlash trouts novaflash [23:07] oh oops. [23:07] 22 [23:07] There are too many mutes here! [23:07] AUTOPSY now gets status: "Keep it!". [23:07] 4 keeps (50%) -- 1 neutrals (12%) -- 3 cuts (38%) [[4 mutes ] [23:07] keep [23:08] SevWizzard asks about BUMP [23:08] "Pikhard - "What was that BUMP number one?"
" [23:08] cut [23:08] cut [23:08] Only 25 to go [23:08] ps; please ignore me for now.. i might drop in now and then [23:08] cut [23:08] keep [23:08] cut [23:08] cut [23:08] <_5618_> cut [23:08] BUMP now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:08] 1 keeps (14%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (86%) [[5 mutes ] [23:08] yeah, but that will lead many banks into bankrupcy [23:08] SevWizzard asks about COWARD [23:08] "Prompted by captain Pinchard, goes to call Barf a COWARD.
" [23:08] Same as Nova for me.. [23:08] cut [23:08] cut [23:08] cut [23:09] cut [23:09] * THE_Idiot_Slayer slaps Joeno around a bit with a large trout [23:09] oh [23:09] cut [23:09] <_5618_> Hey, what happened to "As Barf's chewtoy."????!!!!!! [23:09] you didn't mean it that way? [23:09] culled i huess [23:09] cut [23:09] That's what I mean, no sophisication in these punches.... [23:09] 5281: as usual: all good lines must be culled... [23:09] <_5618_> cut [23:09] COWARD now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:09] 0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (100%) [[5 mutes ] [23:09] SevWizzard asks about CREDITS [23:09] "Opening CREDITS done a la Generations, only with Measley's corpse floating by
" [23:09] <_5618_> We have some power here! [23:09] cut [23:09] neutral [23:10] keep [23:10] cut [23:10] <_5618_> We can always vote4 it!!! [23:10] cut [23:10] cut [23:10] cut [23:10] <_5618_> cut [23:10] * Naraht is gonna win NEXT weeks Sunday...(and be both the winner & suggester!) [23:10] cut [23:10] kewl [23:10] CREDITS now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:10] 1 keeps (11%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 7 cuts (78%) [[3 mutes ] [23:10] SevWizzard asks about FOOTREST [23:10] "Captain's FOOTREST on the bridge.
" [23:10] cut [23:10] cut [23:10] cut [23:10] cut [23:10] well, I'm all paid up for another month... [23:10] <_5618_> cut [23:11] keep [23:11] * Corsair says; "not now that you told us Naraht. Hahahahahahah!" [23:11] =O [23:11] cut [23:11] cut [23:11] ./kick corsair DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 [23:11] FOOTREST now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:11] 1 keeps (12%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (88%) [[4 mutes ] [23:11] SevWizzard asks about HOOD [23:11] "Measly as the Enterforaprise's HOOD ornament!
" [23:11] KEEP [23:11] cut [23:11] as opposed to ../ kick? [23:11] cut [23:11] cut [23:11] <_5618_> cut [23:11] cut [23:11] lee[ [23:11] *sigh* [23:11] keep [23:11] cut [23:11] cut [23:11] kicking in the current dir? [23:12] :0) [23:12] haha, TIS is an Idiot, so now he has to kill himself! =O [23:12] F***INGH S***! [23:12] HOOD now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:12] 2 keeps (22%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (78%) [[3 mutes ] [23:12] eh. please mind your language, jonasbashir..? :) [23:12] SevWizzard asks about RUG [23:12] ""Captain, I love your new throw RUG...its so lifelike"
" [23:12] cut (stolen) [23:12] cut [23:12] cut [23:12] I knew it... now I won't get my salarry next Tuesday [23:12] he did, didn't you see the stars? :P [23:12] cut [23:12] cut [23:12] cut [23:12] Fracking Sore? =P [23:12] what? what happened? [23:12] cut [23:12] RUG now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:12] 0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (100%) [[5 mutes ] [23:12] That's why I usually use "Dhraakellian" [23:12] SevWizzard asks about WARPED [23:12] "Measly materializes inside the WARPED reactor core
" [23:12] keep [23:12] keep [23:12] keep [23:12] keep [23:12] keep [23:12] cut [23:13] <_5618_> neutral [23:13] cut [23:13] cut [23:13] but Nova killed Dhraak and then destroyed the SBRU [23:13] what happened? to avoid mass withdrawals they declared bank holiday, so no bank operations [23:13] Now in FINAL mode. [23:13] Hood would have been better [23:13] * THE_Idiot_Slayer has an idea [23:13] SevWizzard requested the shortlist: [23:13] AUTOPSY [56%, 0] "Keep it!" [23:13] WARPED [56%, 0] "Keep it!" [23:13] vote4 warped [23:13] <_5618_> 0,1 5618 asks about CHEWTOY [23:13] <_5618_> :P:P:P [23:13] vote4 autopsy [23:13] vote4 autopsy [23:13] <_5618_> vote4 warped. [23:13] vote4 hood [23:13] though i would suggest LIVE autosy :0) [23:14] vote4 autopsy [23:14] vote4 warped [23:14] vote4 autopsy [23:14] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [23:14] AUTOPSY scored 4 vote(s). [23:14] WARPED scored 2 vote(s). [23:14] Votes cast: 6 Judges present: 12 [23:14] hmm, that's a clever idea JB, but I can see that it sucks [23:14] Was the RU around before the SB was known as the SB? [23:14] RU? [23:14] vote4 warped [23:14] Reincarnation Unit [23:14] dhraak cn y s smthg wtht usg abbr? [23:15] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [23:15] AUTOPSY scored 4 vote(s). [23:15] WARPED scored 3 vote(s). [23:15] Votes cast: 7 Judges present: 12 [23:15] reincarnation unit, of course :P [23:15] * Naraht hands TGW some vowels [23:15] *laughs* I used to be like that Guido :0) [23:15] I abstain [23:16] well, with those 3 or 4 mutes... [23:16] This one is for the highest possible authority: the SevQueen [23:16] I think that 2 talk like this all T time makes u look like u r an Idiot [23:16] Now in OFF mode. [23:16] Retrieving punchlines for competition SCIFI, please stand by... [23:16] Retrieval SCIFI competition complete. [23:16] SevWizzard requested the shortlist: [23:16] ANNOYING [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:16] ANY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:16] HEAD [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:16] INVENTED [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:16] LIMIT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:16] PLUG [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:16] SLIDING [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:16] STICKER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:16] THROUGH [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:16] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [23:16] <_5618_> Somebody get out the soap, Naraht is causing stains. [23:16] i used to do i because i chattted in a VERY high speed chat room [23:16] * SevWizzard abstains this comp [23:16] SevWizzard asks about ANNOYING [23:16] "Do you know how ANNOYING it is when a fly gets into hyperspace?
" [23:16] neutral [23:16] cut [23:16] about my question... [23:16] keep [23:16] keep [23:16] cut [23:16] keep [23:16] cut [23:17] <_5618_> cut [23:17] TIS - 47 [23:17] ANNOYING now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:17] 3 keeps (38%) -- 1 neutrals (12%) -- 4 cuts (50%) [[4 mutes ] [23:17] *** Joeno has quit IRC (Quit: Too busy) [23:17] SevWizzard asks about ANY [23:17] "Do you have ANY idea how much these long-distance calls cost?!?
" [23:17] neutral [23:17] keep [23:17] <_5618_> keep [23:17] keep [23:17] cut [23:17] keep [23:17] keep [23:17] * THE_Idiot_Slayer has another Idea [23:17] SevWizzard asks about HEAD [23:17] "Your big HEAD is what keeps it open
" [23:17] cut [23:17] <_5618_> cut [23:17] cut [23:17] neutrak [23:17] neutral [23:17] cut [23:17] cuthbert [23:17] the lasrt one was kept btw... [23:18] Wait,,, somehting wroing her [23:18] oh [23:18] HEAD now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:18] 0 keeps (0%) -- 1 neutrals (17%) -- 5 cuts (83%) [[5 mutes ] [23:18] TGW is skipping steps... [23:18] SevWizzard asks about INVENTED [23:18] "You think humans INVENTED automatic doors?
" [23:18] neutral [23:18] <_5618_> 12Mmmmm... white chocolate. [23:18] cut [23:18] * THE_Idiot_Slayer obtains a time/dimension portal machine to drag Dhraaks corpse to the USS Sevillia's RU [23:18] cut [23:18] ooooh [23:18] <_5618_> cut ! [23:18] keep [23:18] cut [23:18] keep [23:18] cut [23:18] * THE_Idiot_Slayer comes back [23:18] *** THE_Idiot_Slayer is now known as Dhraakellian [23:19] INVENTED now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:19] 2 keeps (25%) -- 1 neutrals (12%) -- 5 cuts (62%) [[3 mutes ] [23:19] SevWizzard asks about LIMIT [23:19] "It has an ego LIMIT... and you always cap it.
" [23:19] neutral [23:19] cut [23:19] cut [23:19] cut [23:19] keep [23:19] cut [23:19] cut [23:19] <_5618_> keep [23:19] LIMIT now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:19] 2 keeps (25%) -- 1 neutrals (12%) -- 5 cuts (62%) [[3 mutes ] [23:19] the beauty of film - you wouldn't need the second part :0) [23:19] white chocolate is good [23:19] WHOAH! Only 3 mutes! [23:19] *** RMS_Oceanic has joined #sevtrek [23:19] SevWizzard asks about PLUG [23:19] "You pulled the PLUG on your way out!
" [23:19] neutral [23:19] cut [23:19] cut [23:19] greetings and sevutations [23:19] <_5618_> cut ! [23:19] cut [23:19] hi [23:19] * Th`kya growls and looks at one particular mute [23:19] keep [23:20] cut [23:20] <_5618_> Ah, a die hard sevilian [23:20] hi [23:20] PLUG now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:20] 1 keeps (14%) -- 1 neutrals (14%) -- 5 cuts (71%) [[5 mutes ] [23:20] We at the sevgate one? [23:20] SevWizzard asks about SLIDING [23:20] "The SLIDING door at the "Mega Save" strains his brain, too
" [23:20] yup [23:20] neutral [23:20] cut [23:20] cut [23:20] cut [23:20] cut [23:20] cut [23:20] neutral [23:20] cut [23:21] SLIDING now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:21] 0 keeps (0%) -- 2 neutrals (25%) -- 6 cuts (75%) [[4 mutes ] [23:21] What won Sev Trek? [23:21] SevWizzard asks about STICKER [23:21] "Didn't you see the "Caution: Automatic Door" STICKER?
" [23:21] neutral [23:21] cut [23:21] cut [23:21] keep [23:21] <_5618_> cut [23:21] cut [23:21] rms: sevqueen. [23:21] cut [23:21] Huh? [23:21] STICKER now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:21] 1 keeps (14%) -- 1 neutrals (14%) -- 5 cuts (71%) [[5 mutes ] [23:21] *** Psyche has quit IRC (Quit: !won !efil a deen uoy siht gnidaer era uoy fi) [23:21] No clear winner, it goes to Wendy... [23:21] SevWizzard asks about THROUGH [23:21] "Damn! He made it THROUGH again!
" [23:21] neutral [23:21] <_5618_> Wendy Cook. [23:21] keep [23:21] keep [23:21] Keep [23:22] keep [23:22] <_5618_> cut [23:22] What were the punchlines in dispute? [23:22] cut [23:22] Autopsy and Warped. [23:22] THROUGH now gets status: "Keep it!". [23:22] 4 keeps (57%) -- 1 neutrals (14%) -- 2 cuts (29%) [[4 mutes ] [23:22] first and last :0) [23:22] Now in FINAL mode. [23:22] SevWizzard requested the shortlist: [23:22] ANY [71%, 0] "Keep it!" [23:22] THROUGH [57%, 0] "Keep it!" [23:22] vote4 any [23:22] vote4 through [23:22] vote4 nothing [23:22] *** DrJonasBashir sets mode: +v RMS_Oceanic [23:22] vote4 THROUGH [23:22] <_5618_> vote4 any [23:23] vote4 through [23:23] vote through [23:23] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [23:23] ANY scored 2 vote(s). [23:23] THROUGH scored 3 vote(s). [23:23] Votes cast: 5 Judges present: 11 [23:23] why the word through? so many ways to tupo it... [23:23] *** Dhraak has joined #sevtrek [23:23] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [23:23] ANY scored 2 vote(s). [23:23] THROUGH scored 3 vote(s). [23:23] Votes cast: 5 Judges present: 12 [23:24] <_5618_> ANY or THROUGH [23:24] grrr [23:24] So it's tied? [23:24] <_5618_> MUTES!!! [23:24] I see 4 votes for through [23:24] ok, i'll abstain, dhraak's ghost. 5 mutes remain [23:24] th'kya - you missed the 4 [23:24] *** Dhraakellian has quit IRC (Client exited) [23:24] ! [23:24] Ahhh, that's it! [23:24] vote4 through [23:24] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [23:24] ANY scored 2 vote(s). [23:24] THROUGH scored 4 vote(s). [23:24] Votes cast: 6 Judges present: 11 [23:24] thnx, E! [23:24] Good eye E! [23:24] *** LordOfTheMonkeys has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving) [23:24] <_5618_> MUTES!!! [23:24] vote4 through [23:25] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [23:25] ANY scored 2 vote(s). [23:25] THROUGH scored 4 vote(s). [23:25] Votes cast: 6 Judges present: 10 [23:25] vote4 any [23:25] enough... [23:25] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [23:25] ANY scored 3 vote(s). [23:25] THROUGH scored 4 vote(s). [23:25] Votes cast: 7 Judges present: 10 [23:25] I won't vote [23:25] :0) i was trying to work out the spellings of through and i noticed her entire pucnhlines was shorter [23:25] This one is for the highest possible authority: the SevQueen [23:25] erm, vote not ounchlien [23:25] Now in OFF mode. [23:25] Retrieving punchlines for competition THEPITS, please stand by... [23:25] Retrieval THEPITS competition complete. [23:25] SevWizzard requested the shortlist: [23:25] ANY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:25] CHARM [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:25] MORE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:25] PRICE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:25] READY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:25]