Session Start: Fri Feb 22 23:06:43 2002 [23:06] * Logging #sevtrek to '#sevtrek.log' [23:06] *** Wizzard is now known as SevWizzard [23:06] I guessed you knew ]; ) [23:06] sure :P [23:07] *is suddenly scared by a big black box* [23:07] oh no, now that is back again ;) lol.. [23:07] tee-hee-hee [23:07] *** Majel changes topic to 'Sev Judging is now in Session.' [23:07] Now in OFF mode. [23:07] Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREK, please stand by... [23:07] Retrieval SEVTREK competition complete. [23:07] SevWizzard requested the shortlist: [23:07] BENCH [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:07] DONUTS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:07] LUNCH [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:07] NURSING [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:07] TOILETS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:07] UPREPARED [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:07] WASTING [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:07] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [23:07] :D [23:07] Let's go [23:07] SevWizzard asks about BENCH [23:07] "S: This BENCH cannae take much more!. Q: Increase power to the structural integrity fields.
" [23:07] keep [23:07] keep [23:07] of the misguided platypi and the naughty chickens! [23:07] cut [23:07] keep [23:07] cut [23:08] *** GT40 has joined #sevtrek [23:08] for lack of a better one.. :S [23:08] *** GT40 is now known as CBM [23:08] schnarp. [23:08] Well since you asked: the current punchline is BENCH [23:08] "S: This BENCH cannae take much more!. Q: Increase power to the structural integrity fields.
" [23:08] keep [23:08] *** Dhraakellian has joined #sevtrek [23:08] *** ChanServ sets mode: +v Dhraakellian [23:08] Well since you asked: the current punchline is BENCH [23:08] "S: This BENCH cannae take much more!. Q: Increase power to the structural integrity fields.
" [23:08] * Th`kya waves: Hi Jon! :D [23:08] keep [23:08] hi both [23:08] BENCH now gets status: "Keep it!". [23:08] 5 keeps (83%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 1 cuts (17%) [[4 mutes ] [23:08] cut [23:08] wb dhraak, hiya CBM :0) [23:08] nyeah [23:08] narf...my mistake [23:08] *** SevWizzard sets mode: +o Majel [23:08] lol :D [23:08] cut [23:08] cut [23:08] just in time, it seems [23:09] uh-oh... CTCP PING reply from Majel: 7 seconds [23:09] Ave Omnes! [23:09] SevWizzard asks about DONUTS [23:09] "Squatty:Where be the DONUTS, Quirk: And the female ensigns
" [23:09] cut [23:09] keep [23:09] cut (a joke over used too often...) [23:09] keep [23:09] keep [23:09] cut [23:09] cut [23:09] SevWizzard; yes well, blame chello. [23:09] cut [23:09] cut [23:09] what about Sulu? [23:09] cHELLo [23:09] DONUTS now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:09] 3 keeps (33%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (67%) [[1 mutes ] [23:09] cut [23:09] SevWizzard asks about LUNCH [23:09] "S: Where be mah complementary LUNCH? K: And my complementary babe?
" [23:09] cut [23:09] keep [23:09] cut [23:09] *g* [23:09] keep [23:09] she's an ensign, right? [23:09] keep [23:09] * NovaFlash has just created a nice MSN messenger background picture of Natasha for my MSN * [23:09] keep [23:09] oh come on! it's the same lame joke again! [23:10] messenger background pic? [23:10] neutral [23:10] * Anubis wonders if Sean knows! [23:10] * NovaFlash advises Th'kya to do the same of Leander :-P * [23:10] oh yeah [23:10] cut [23:10] tell me how! [23:10] LUNCH now gets status: "Keep it!". [23:10] 4 keeps (50%) -- 1 neutrals (12%) -- 3 cuts (38%) [[2 mutes ] [23:10] * NovaFlash advises Leander to do the same of Th'kya :-P * [23:10] *** ThunderDragon has joined #sevtrek [23:10] cut [23:10] SevWizzard asks about NURSING [23:10] "S: "You dragged us out of the NURSING home for this?" Q: "They said there'd be hot alien babes."
" [23:10] green things [23:10] cut [23:10] cut [23:10] cut [23:10] cut [23:10] cut [23:10] cut [23:10] the second was the best [23:10] cut [23:10] cut [23:10] NURSING now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:10] 0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 8 cuts (100%) [[3 mutes ] [23:10] version of this so far [23:10] c:\program files\messenger\vlback.gif <- replace this file with a GIF87a type file (not gif89a, the standard format) and make it readonly. [23:10] SevWizzard asks about TOILETS [23:10] "S: Where are the TOILETS? Q: And the space babes?
" [23:11] cut [23:11] cut [23:11] keep [23:11] cut [23:11] pst.. make sure you stop msn first. [23:11] keep [23:11] cut [23:11] just because of the toilets [23:11] cut [23:11] *** Newt0x has joined #sevtrek [23:11] Too many space babes/ [23:11] cutbert [23:11] Evening [23:11] cut [23:11] TOILETS now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:11] 2 keeps (25%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (75%) [[4 mutes ] [23:11] #roll 1d10 [23:11] ? [23:11] SevWizzard asks about UPREPARED [23:11] "S: Capten, Ah've never seen such an UPREPARED ship! Q: Where are your expendable ensigns?
" [23:11] i don't recall Scotty ever needing the toilet [23:11] keep [23:11] keep [23:11] keep [23:11] cut [23:11] keep [23:11] (just coz it's a different one) [23:11] keep [23:11] Weee, this is fun [23:12] UPREPARED now gets status: "Keep it!". [23:12] 5 keeps (83%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 1 cuts (17%) [[6 mutes ] [23:12] keep [23:12] Scotty held everything in, that's why he grew so big so fast. [23:12] *** okkes has joined #SevTrek [23:12] although the beginning is a bit irrelevant [23:12] better not let him fart then...ewww [23:12] 'ellp [23:12] 'ello [23:12] Hello, Green one. [23:12] hi [23:12] Green one? [23:12] * SevWizzard refuses to move on as long as less than half have voted [23:13] * Th`kya slaps SevWizzard around a bit with a large trout [23:13] :D [23:13] * Newt0x eats trout [23:13] *pokes Guido, expecting him to fal over* [23:13] Newt: vote [23:13] less than half.. you've got 6 votes and 6 mutes, no? [23:13] cut [23:13] What's one of those then? [23:13] UPREPARED now gets status: "Keep it!". [23:13] 6 keeps (75%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (25%) [[5 mutes ] [23:13] * Newt0x stands on head [23:13] * Newt0x falls over [23:13] SevWizzard asks about WASTING [23:13] "S: We be WASTING away here! Q: Where are the food replicaterers?
" [23:14] cut [23:14] keep [23:14] cut [23:14] cut [23:14] Damn gravity [23:14] cut [23:14] cut [23:14] cut [23:14] it's arse [23:14] cut [23:14] synthesizers, not replicators [23:14] WASTING now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:14] 1 keeps (12%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (88%) [[5 mutes ] [23:14] Newt0x: it can work to your advantage. Or would you rather not live in a nice little atmosphere? [23:14] o please lets not have this 'disci=ussion' again [23:14] Now in FINAL mode. [23:14] SevWizzard requested the shortlist: [23:14] BENCH [50%, 0] "Equal vote." [23:14] LUNCH [50%, 0] "Equal vote." [23:14] UPREPARED [75%, 0] "Keep it!" [23:14] I have no need for air [23:15] I run on solar power [23:15] vote4 bench [23:15] Bugger, it's nighttime [23:15] Why vote? I come here for the sparkling conversation and the witty reparte! ]; ) [23:15] vote4 uprepared [23:15] * Newt0x dies [23:15] vote4 bench [23:15] vote4 bench [23:15] vote4 unprepared [23:15] Anubis: good joke. Have any more? [23:15] vote4 lunch [23:15] What does witty mean? [23:15] vote4 bench [23:15] Nova: pleanty [23:15] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [23:15] BENCH scored 4 vote(s). [23:15] LUNCH scored 1 vote(s). [23:15] UPREPARED scored 1 vote(s). [23:15] Votes cast: 6 Judges present: 13 [23:15] You spelt that wrong [23:16] It's plenty [23:16] Cretin [23:16] Weee, this is fun [23:16] vote4 unprepared [23:16] vote4 lunch [23:16] leander, you tuped your vote... [23:16] Newt: Bite me! [23:16] vote4 uprepared [23:16] i hope you notice the typo in "UPREPARED" [23:16] * Newt0x bits Anybus [23:16] if you vote for unprepared then loose the n [23:16] * Newt0x decides he tastes like Chia Rhino [23:16] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [23:16] BENCH scored 4 vote(s). [23:16] LUNCH scored 1 vote(s). [23:16] UPREPARED scored 2 vote(s). [23:16] Votes cast: 7 Judges present: 13 [23:16] oops, my bad *g* [23:16] now who can't spell!? ]; ) [23:16] vote4 uprepared [23:17] You [23:17] yay [23:17] Will, is htis your first time in here? [23:17] * Newt0x dies again [23:17] vote4 lunch [23:17] i can't recall you before [23:17] I came once [23:17] * Anubis escorts soul [23:17] But there was no-one here [23:17] Will Watson.. hmm sounds familiar. [23:17] when? [23:17] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [23:17] BENCH scored 4 vote(s). [23:17] LUNCH scored 2 vote(s). [23:17] UPREPARED scored 2 vote(s). [23:17] Votes cast: 8 Judges present: 13 [23:17] * Leander sees soul been taken away [23:17] and tip, come at JS times ;0) [23:17] vote4 bench - same vote still [23:17] * Newt0x asks Orisis to make Anubis go away [23:17] Danger Will Watson, Danger! [23:17] lol! [23:17] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [23:17] BENCH scored 4 vote(s). [23:17] LUNCH scored 2 vote(s). [23:17] UPREPARED scored 2 vote(s). [23:17] Votes cast: 8 Judges present: 13 [23:17] Newt: They actually thought I was you once... [23:17] That's osiris [23:17] * Dhraakellian drags the corpse to the SBRU [23:17] Whatever [23:17] lol [23:18] one minute... [23:18] 59 [23:18] 58 [23:18] 57 [23:18] 56 [23:18] So, anyway, I left when there was no-one here [23:18] oh.. you weren't that specific? ;) [23:18] Which was nice [23:18] NF: till what? [23:18] *** ThunderDragon is now known as ThunderBunny [23:18] Self-destruction [23:18] Dhraakellian: now that's the big question that Wizzard will answer. [23:18] Wizz? [23:18] Don't mind if I do [23:18] * NovaFlash stares at MSN screen all the time.. yay.. natasha.. =) [23:19] oh sorry, me just had to take a look at gold medal scating 10 km somethingsomething [23:19] * Newt0x takes a wizz [23:19] And the winner is: BENCH [23:19] Now in OFF mode. [23:19] Retrieving punchlines for competition SCIFI, please stand by... [23:19] Retrieval SCIFI competition complete. [23:19] SevWizzard requested the shortlist: [23:19] BAZ [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:19] BOOK [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:19] BOOTS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:19] CAMP [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:19] DO [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:19] FRICKETY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:19] JINX [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:19] SQUAT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:19] WORKS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:19] WRITTEN [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:19] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [23:19] Will,w hen did you coem in? [23:19] Yay! [23:19] narf [23:19] Oooh, a few weeks ago [23:19] Maj: well du'h! [23:19] well, if you can't get the 5 mutes voting, it's not my problem [23:19] SevWizzard asks about BAZ [23:19] "I leave the "all singing, all dancing" stuff to BAZ Lurhmann!
" [23:19] oh yes, lets all celebrate GB's first gold in 18 years (in the winter olympics) [23:19] cut [23:19] cut [23:19] whom? [23:19] *** ThunderBunny is now known as ThunderCelebi [23:19] *celelbrates* [23:19] cut [23:19] * Leander celebrates [23:19] * NovaFlash celebrates 1/1000th of a second [23:19] cut [23:19] cut [23:19] brb [23:20] Woo! [23:20] thanks all [23:20] yay - oh it's over. [23:20] neutral [23:20] * Newt0x parties like there is no tommorow [23:20] neutral [23:20] BAZ now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:20] 0 keeps (0%) -- 2 neutrals (29%) -- 5 cuts (71%) [[6 mutes ] [23:20] SevWizzard asks about BOOK [23:20] "You're lucky you made it in the BOOK!!
" [23:20] * Newt0x remembers there is a tommorow [23:20] i don't even know what show this one is about. [23:20] cut [23:20] keep [23:20] cut [23:20] keep [23:20] Dhraak: Baz Lurhman he's an Oz director did Stricktly Ballroom and Romeo and Juliet [23:20] * Newt0x dies of confusement [23:20] eh well [23:20] I liked bombadil [23:20] and Moulin Rouge [23:20] keep [23:20] cut [23:20] newt, that's quite normal to do around here [23:20] i liked him at first, but he got oin my nerves [23:20] BOOK now gets status: "Keep for now.". [23:20] 3 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (50%) [[7 mutes ] [23:20] EofTupeS: so you killed him? [23:20] * Anubis powers up the SBRU [23:21] yeah [23:21] * NovaFlash hooks sevspace.com server up to SBRU for extra power. [23:21] does "Tim Benzedrine" means something to one of you? [23:21] :=) [23:21] I'm currently reading LoTR for the first time - good thing I got far enough to even know who he is :D [23:21] It canna take no more! [23:21] BOOK now gets status: "Keep for now.". [23:21] 3 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (50%) [[7 mutes ] [23:21] :0) i'm reading TTT at the mo [23:21] Mutes, vote! [23:21] narf, still need to start reading that [23:21] straight mute, cup mute...all mutes vote [23:21] * Newt0x teleports to the planet of easily-scared people [23:21] Benzedrine? Isn't that amphetamine? [23:22] * Newt0x scares them [23:22] * Newt0x returns [23:22] Yay! [23:22] * EofTupeS higs Will out of pity * [23:22] What an exciting journey! [23:22] I've got FotR on CD [23:22] that's the "tom bombadil" version in "Bored of the Rings". And he is on Speed. and other drugs [23:22] narrated by Rob Inglis [23:22] yeah, i have frends who do [23:22] BOOK now gets status: "Keep for now.". [23:22] 3 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (50%) [[7 mutes ] [23:22] * Newt0x wonders why I have the A-Team themetune running on repeat in Winamp... [23:22] oh, you mean not an illegal copy of hte film :0) [23:22] * Anubis wonders where Corsair is [23:23] keep [23:23] keep [23:23] i hace th3 smegging "The Link" (mobile phone shop where they sell person sized phoens) jinghle [23:23] grrrrrrr [23:23] * SevWizzard wonders if we should end the judging session due to lack of interest [23:23] Newt: Cos its good! [23:23] yeah, good poing [23:23] BOOK now gets status: "Keep it!". [23:23] 5 keeps (62%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (38%) [[5 mutes ] [23:23] * Newt0x looks around 'others' music directory [23:23] well, don't mind me...uh...us...:-p [23:23] *** JustMark has joined #SevTrek [23:23] * Newt0x finds Theme from Casualty [23:23] ok, who are the 5 mutes? [23:23] Sapve [23:23] * Newt0x plays [23:23] saLve [23:24] * Anubis puts hand up [23:24] Good sev all! [23:24] cut [23:24] I'm not a mute. [23:24] we can't expect Anubis to vote :0) [23:24] Indeed [23:24] * CBM mutes nova [23:24] now you are [23:24] BOOK now gets status: "Keep it!". [23:24] 5 keeps (56%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (44%) [[5 mutes ] [23:24] okkes wont i don't think [23:24] aw, just move on then [23:24] so there's three mutes [23:24] I'll vote again if that helps? :P [23:24] SevWizzard asks about BOOTS [23:24] "If I wanted stupid yellow BOOTS I would have got the Teletubbies!
" [23:24] keep [23:24] keep [23:24] keep [23:24] :D [23:25] :-D [23:25] keep [23:25] keep [23:25] keep [23:25] keep [23:25] cut [23:25] cut [23:25] keep [23:25] cuthbert [23:25] Ouch [23:25] the teletubbies don't have boots! [23:25] that's gotta be a blow to his ego [23:25] cut [23:25] oh-ooooh [23:25] ;-) [23:25] neutral [23:25] cut [23:25] cut [23:25] erm, i'm showing too mcuh knowedgfe htere aren;'t i? [23:25] BOOTS now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:25] 4 keeps (36%) -- 1 neutrals (9%) -- 6 cuts (55%) [[3 mutes ] [23:25] good poing, E [23:25] SevWizzard asks about CAMP [23:25] "Because people want a Dark Lord, not a CAMP Queen
" [23:26] neutral [23:26] (evil teletubbies) [23:26] i thought so [23:26] cut [23:26] keep [23:26] cut [23:26] cut [23:26] cut [23:26] neutral [23:26] Dear God, that one was poo [23:26] cut [23:26] cut [23:26] CAMP now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:26] 1 keeps (11%) -- 2 neutrals (22%) -- 6 cuts (67%) [[5 mutes ] [23:26] cut [23:26] SevWizzard asks about DO [23:26] "You just didn't didly DO it for us
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