Session Start: Fri Mar 01 23:19:09 2002 [23:19] *** Now talking in #sevtrek [23:19] *** Topic is 'Session at 8am JC (and not (only) thingeemajiggabob) timezone..' [23:19] *** Set by Joeno on Fri Mar 01 19:53:43 [23:19] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Marina [23:19] * Dhraakellian hasn't seen Gladiator yet [23:19] Huzzah! [23:19] ooh [23:19] someone call? [23:19] * #sevtrek is being logged [23:19] 10 minutes late [23:19] *** POOO is now known as EofTupeS [23:19] * WooHoo spoons nemi [23:19] ah... someone lost patience :) [23:19] oooh I got some gladiator mp3 music stuff somewhere...oh we begun [23:19] *** Marina changes topic to 'Sev Judging is now in Session.' [23:19] maybe Shyva will make it :0D [23:19] * Nemi flees into the Darkness [23:19] *bad thoughts* [23:19] Hey, no-one started, so I had to... [23:19] i mgiht borrow the Gladiator DVD of a friend [23:19] Wish ne1 could start it [23:19] well, i'm a bit tired, so i might leave early... [23:19] Now in OFF mode. [23:19] Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREK, please stand by... [23:19] Retrieval SEVTREK competition complete. [23:19] NoOen requested the shortlist: [23:19] DIMENSIONS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:19] FLATTEN [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:19] HEADWEAR [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:19] HER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:19] IMPRISON [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:19] SEVBASE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:19] SPROUTED [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:19] TRAPPED [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:19] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [23:19] * Dhraakellian flings a spork at Nemi [23:19] * WooHoo gets out a *ficklampa*. [23:19] Hey hey! It's Marina! Oooo baby! I'd Sev you up anytime! [23:19] * Nemi takes the spoon with her [23:19] NoOen asks about DIMENSIONS [23:19] "*I* can see her hat in another seven DIMENSIONS
" [23:19] flashlight :P [23:20] alex: be glad that 1273 isn't here :D [23:20] Oooh... Alex...! [23:20] * WooHoo calls the Spoon back. [23:20] cut [23:20] cut [23:20] * AleX_Cain thinks Marina is the ultimate SevBabe/Bot [23:20] Oh! No! she's got the Spoon [23:20] :P Wiz [23:20] oh [23:20] keep [23:20] keep [23:20] Holy Sev, Flat man! [23:20] whew [23:20] keep [23:20] cut [23:20] cut [23:20] neutral [23:20] CUT!!!!! [23:20] Spooooooooooon! [23:20] cut [23:20] * Nemi uses the forces of Darkness to possess the Spoon [23:20] Someone else who has never seen Sesspitt [23:20] quite, Ribbon [23:20] * WooHoo snorts [23:20] keep [23:20] 4THE POWER OF COOK COMPELS YOU [23:20] like that'd ever happen *g* [23:20] DIMENSIONS now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:20] 4 keeps (40%) -- 1 neutrals (10%) -- 5 cuts (50%) [[2 mutes ] [23:20] NoOen asks about FLATTEN [23:20] "She can FLATTEN a Bored Cube into a hat!
" [23:20] darkness is surely no match for the Spoon? [23:20] * Dhraakellian flings another spork at nemi [23:20] cut [23:20] cut [23:20] cut [23:20] oh yeah it is [23:20] cut [23:20] cut [23:20] cut [23:21] cut [23:21] is not! [23:21] cut [23:21] neutral [23:21] gotten stuck in the same track, E? [23:21] cut [23:21] cut [23:21] didn't like this when i read it wrong, like it less now i read it right [23:21] cut [23:21] I mean I can't beat it in direct combat, but from the inside... [23:21] Large crowd [23:21] starting to storm here, I may suddenly goo..... [23:21] FLATTEN now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:21] 0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 11 cuts (100%) [[1 mutes ] [23:21] nope Bex - unpossessing hte spoon for yo ;0) [23:21] Stop trying to steal the Spoon, Nemi [23:21] NoOen asks about HEADWEAR [23:21] "Her HEADWEAR is even more offensive than mine!
" [23:21] ooooooooooh, you may goo! [23:21] cooooooooool [23:21] cut [23:21] cut [23:21] keep [23:21] cut [23:21] cut [23:21] neutral [23:21] cut [23:21] keep [23:21] cuthbert [23:21] * Th`kya goos *g* [23:21] I'm not trying to steal the Spoon *scowls* [23:21] cut [23:21] * Leander goos [23:21] I'm just trying to defend myself! [23:21] *** NoOen is now known as Joeno [23:22] Or you shall face the wrath of the Screwdrivers as well [23:22] she's right... [23:22] by hiding inside the Spoon... [23:22] HEADWEAR now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:22] 2 keeps (20%) -- 1 neutrals (10%) -- 7 cuts (70%) [[2 mutes ] [23:22] EEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!! [23:22] keep [23:22] ...she can't use it against me [23:22] neutral [23:22] * WooHoo lets go of Spoon and runs. [23:22] Bit late [23:22] Joeno asks about HER [23:22] "I lost a bet. Now I have to eat HER hat.
" [23:22] hey, I picked up some weapons recently.. 'Death Bit' - they're battle darts! :D [23:22] cut [23:22] keep [23:22] keep [23:22] cut [23:22] cut [23:22] keep [23:22] keep [23:22] keep [23:22] keep [23:22] keep [23:22] * Nemi grins [23:22] * Dhraakellian picks up the spoon [23:22] keep [23:22] keep [23:22] * RMS_Oceanic is pleased [23:22] HER now gets status: "Keep it!". [23:22] 9 keeps (75%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (25%) [[0 mutes ] [23:22] hey, leggo! [23:22] you all find THAT funny? [23:22] Joeno asks about IMPRISON [23:22] "She could IMPRISON the whole continuum in that hat!
" [23:23] yup :) [23:23] keep [23:23] cut [23:23] * Dhraakellian activates the Phial of Galadriel [23:23] keep [23:23] cut [23:23] cut [23:23] cut [23:23] cut [23:23] keep [23:23] cut [23:23] keep [23:23] cut [23:23] cut [23:23] Aiya elenion ancalima! [23:23] * Nemi abandon Spoon [23:23] IMPRISON now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:23] 4 keeps (33%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 8 cuts (67%) [[0 mutes ] [23:23] det kan du selv vęre! :P [23:23] isn't there anything else to talk about than the woman's hats?! [23:23] Joeno asks about SEVBASE [23:23] "I never realized she had a SEVBASE on her head!
" [23:23] keep [23:23] huh?! (Wizz) [23:23] cut [23:23] cut [23:23] keep [23:23] cut [23:23] * Psyche picks up spoon and looks at it [23:23] cut [23:23] cut [23:23] Just what I was wondering, WooHoo [23:23] neutral [23:23] apparently not :P [23:23] cut [23:24] cut [23:24] hvad kan jeg vęre? [23:24] neutral [23:24] read lord of the rings :) [23:24] SEVBASE now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:24] 1 keeps (10%) -- 2 neutrals (20%) -- 7 cuts (70%) [[2 mutes ] [23:24] ikke dig [23:24] not a reason to feat it [23:24] nåh :p [23:24] * EofTupeS licks spoon * [23:24] * WooHoo holds out hand to Psyche. [23:24] SEVBASE now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:24] 1 keeps (10%) -- 2 neutrals (20%) -- 7 cuts (70%) [[2 mutes ] [23:24] eew [23:24] * WooHoo stares at E. [23:24] Joeno asks about SPROUTED [23:24] "Guano? I thought my table had SPROUTED legs.
" [23:24] hm... [23:24] keep [23:24] keep [23:24] * EofTupeS stares back * [23:24] keep [23:24] keep [23:24] cut [23:24] keep [23:24] cut [23:24] I don't think I wanna go back in there now, thx to E [23:24] cut [23:24] keep [23:24] 80) [23:24] SPROUTED now gets status: "Keep it!". [23:24] 6 keeps (67%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (33%) [[3 mutes ] [23:24] Joeno asks about TRAPPED [23:24] "I was once TRAPPED in that infernal hat for a hundred years
" [23:24] cut [23:24] cut [23:24] cut [23:24] cut [23:24] cut [23:24] keep [23:24] keep [23:24] cut [23:24] cut [23:24] how appropriate :0) [23:24] cut [23:25] * WooHoo groans, more hat(e)s [23:25] why did u lick the spook while I was holding it? :) [23:25] spook? [23:25] yuk [23:25] spook?! [23:25] lol [23:25] CUT [23:25] TRAPPED now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:25] 2 keeps (18%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 9 cuts (82%) [[1 mutes ] [23:25] spook? [23:25] spork? [23:25] Lick spook? [23:25] the spoon! [23:25] Weird [23:25] splayde!! [23:25] Da SpoOksTeR [23:25] the spoon or the Spoon? [23:25] I'd rather... nevermind [23:25] Now in FINAL mode. [23:25] Joeno requested the shortlist: [23:25] HER [75%, 0] "Keep it!" [23:25] SPROUTED [67%, 0] "Keep it!" [23:25] vote 4 her [23:25] what does this have to do with my sister-in-law's cat? [23:25] vote4 ger [23:25] i meant the spoon in my yoghurt pot [23:25] vote4 her [23:25] vote4 her [23:25] vote4 sprouted [23:25] * Th`kya trouts Psyche "Bad Psyche, Bad!" [23:25] vote4 sprouted [23:25] vote4 her [23:25] vote4 her [23:25] rms: no space between "vote" and 4 [23:25] vote4 sprouted [23:25] vote4 her [23:26] vote4 her [23:26] forgot. thanks :) [23:26] * Psyche is trout immune [23:26] vote4 her [23:26] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [23:26] HER scored 7 vote(s). [23:26] SPROUTED scored 3 vote(s). [23:26] Votes cast: 10 Judges present: 12 [23:26] * AleX_Cain slaps Psyche around a bit with a large trout [23:26] * Nemi hides in the cut's list and hopes wowo won't look for her in there [23:26] nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo [23:26] Hmmm... seems quite obvious :-) [23:26] hmm, this is another okayish one, not quite at enslavement levels yet htough :0D [23:26] wowo? [23:26] "Her" won? Wow. I guess not all of the final ones can be funny. [23:26] wowo????????? [23:26] egads that's an insult! [23:26] * WooHoo calls Spoon back and cleans it. Carefully. [23:26] woowoo? [23:26] HER has won the Sev Trek Competition [23:26] Now in OFF mode. [23:26] Retrieving punchlines for competition SCIFI, please stand by... [23:27] Retrieval SCIFI competition complete. [23:27] Joeno requested the shortlist: [23:27] ALL [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:27] BUDGET [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:27] CARRIES [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:27] FLIES [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:27] FROG [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:27] GUNS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:27] HONK [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:27] PIGEON [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:27] SCAR [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:27] SPELLS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:27] SWEPT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:27] TAILGATERS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:27] TURN [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:27] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [23:27] no, wowo! [23:27] Joeno asks about ALL [23:27] "I brake for ALL but You-Know-Who !
" [23:27] * WooHoo shudders. WooHoo [23:27] That one was so lame it needs physical therapy.. [23:27] * Dhraakellian gathers up all the sporks in #sevtrek [23:27] like wofwof, only a little shorter... [23:27] * Nemi runs faster [23:27] * EofTupeS gathers all the splaydes * [23:27] Woowhom? [23:27] cut [23:27] cut [23:27] cut [23:27] cut [23:27] cut [23:27] cut [23:27] * WooHoo throws dart at nemi [23:27] cut [23:27] cut [23:27] Who is You-Know-Who? [23:27] frodo [23:27] no idea [23:27] Voldemort [23:27] Voldemort - his arch nemi [23:27] gotta see the flick [23:27] I'm passing voting on this comp, btw, since I boycott mr Potter [23:27] ALL now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:27] 0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 8 cuts (100%) [[4 mutes ] [23:28] * Th`kya lends WooHoo a Death Bit battle dart [23:28] Joeno asks about BUDGET [23:28] "Honk if you“ve got a bigger BUDGET
" [23:28] *** DrJonasBashir has joined #sevtrek [23:28] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o DrJonasBashir [23:28] hello [23:28] * Nemi is impervious to all weapons of Evil [23:28] keep [23:28] cut [23:28] *** DrJonasBashir sets mode: +vvv AleX_Cain Corsair Leander [23:28] keep [23:28] hi [23:28] Well since you asked: the current punchline is BUDGET [23:28] "Honk if you“ve got a bigger BUDGET
" [23:28] * AleX_Cain thinks 'in' jokes shouldn't be in sev punchlines [23:28] cut [23:28] cut [23:28] keep [23:28] *** DrJonasBashir sets mode: +vvv Nemi Psyche RMS_Oceanic [23:29] cut [23:29] cut [23:29] *** DrJonasBashir sets mode: +vv Th`kya WooHoo [23:29] * Dhraakellian lends WooJoo the NSNGHPS while the Spoon is itn the dishwasher [23:29] ty DJB [23:29] * WooHoo strikes through Harry Potter [23:29] JB: Sci-FI [23:29] neutral [23:29] its not harry potter [23:29] BUDGET now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:29] 3 keeps (33%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 5 cuts (56%) [[4 mutes ] [23:29] Hairy Pothead [23:29] its hairy plotter [23:29] :) [23:29] wait until I check [23:29] oops [23:29] plopper even [23:29] no dhraak,t hat's our Prince [23:29] *sees his tupo [23:29] Marina's lagging enough for that, I believe... [23:29] [Joeno PING] [23:29] well, Harry Pothead [23:29] Joeno asks about CARRIES [23:29] "Warning: Rider CARRIES Wand
" [23:29] WooJoo?!?! [23:29] sorry, Woo12H [23:29] oo [23:29] cut [23:29] keep [23:29] cut [23:29] Harry Pothead is too obvious [23:29] cut [23:29] cut [23:29] cut [23:29] thanks. .) [23:29] keep [23:29] cut [23:29] cut [23:29] cut [23:29] cut [23:29] CARRIES now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:29] 1 keeps (10%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 9 cuts (90%) [[3 mutes ] [23:29] There's actually a spoof already called harry pothead [23:29] Joeno asks about FLIES [23:29] "Swots FLIES and flies swots
" [23:30] Drake... :P [23:30] keep [23:30] keep [23:30] keep!!!!!!!!!!!!! [23:30] hu???? [23:30] cut [23:30] keep [23:30] :0D [23:30] keep [23:30] cut [23:31] keep [23:31] * Th`kya nudges E *g* [23:31] I don't get this one =/ [23:31] hi, JB! [23:31] Dvorak 'h' is on the same key as qwerty 'j' [23:31] I was going to keep this one, but it's too "inside" for the public [23:31] how did the moving go? [23:31] cut [23:31] * Leander hugs Th'kya [23:31] FLIES now gets status: "Keep it!". [23:31] 6 keeps (75%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (25%) [[5 mutes ] [23:31] Joeno asks about FROG [23:31] "My kid turned your honor student into a FROG
" [23:31] :D [23:31] * Th`kya hugs right back [23:31] hello Becks [23:31] "nudge nudge wink wink say no more"? [23:31] cut [23:31] * Nemi trouts Leander and runs [23:31] mmmm [23:31] * Dhraakellian slaps Nemi around a bit with a large trout [23:31] from th'kya that is [23:31] *** Dawnie has joined #sevtrek [23:31] just for the heck of it [23:31] * Th`kya doesn't need to run *throws battle dart* [23:31] nemi - to swot a fly is to kill it, like you might with a broom [23:31] Raining like hell here now, supposed to all weekend. [23:31] *ahem* [23:31] and a swot is someone really smart [23:31] cut [23:31] cut [23:31] * Nemi puts dhraak in a deep dank hole [23:31] cut [23:31] cut [23:31] better one later. [23:31] cut [23:31] cut [23:31] keep [23:31] * AleX_Cain hugs Marina and gives condolences for the lag Marina is currently experiencing. [23:31] And Hairy is good at magic, therefore smart [23:31] cut [23:31] * Dhraakellian flings 47 sporks and a small screwdriver at nemmy [23:31] cut [23:31] cut [23:31] dawn: ghost of psyche? [23:31] keep [23:31] Well it seems something between me and Marina... [23:31] they're doing some photography for something tomorrow [23:31] * Nemi yawns and leaves dhraak in the pit [23:31] it's set in the summer :0D [23:31] FROG now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:31] 1 keeps (10%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 9 cuts (90%) [[4 mutes ] [23:31] it snowed today [23:31] can someone kick Psyche? [23:32] Joeno asks about GUNS [23:32] "GUNS don't kill people...Fireballs do!
" [23:32] yeah it's me... [23:32] *** Psyche was kicked by Wizzard (Wizzard) [23:32] *** Psyche has joined #sevtrek [23:32]