Session Start: Fri Mar 08 23:09:10 2002 [23:09] *** Now talking in #sevtrek [23:09] *** Topic is 'Starting JS soon, and we've almost got more competitions than judges...!' [23:09] *** Set by Joeno on Fri Mar 08 22:38:46 [23:09] 4Overriding Majel command functions. [23:09] 4Deleting existing files: [23:09] 4 - Punchline source file erased. [23:09] 4 - Punchline datafile erased. [23:09] 4Downloading source file: [23:09] 4 - source file download: success! [23:09] 4 - 5 competitions prepared. [23:09] 4Operation successful. Returning command to Majel. [23:09] that's secret. [23:09] * #sevtrek is being logged [23:09] Joeno - remind me to get them off you sometime [23:09] Yay! [23:09] 4priyana wrote the shortest lines, averaging 6.4 characters per line. [23:09] and yes joeno, i know.. i'm lazy, okay? [23:09] 6and yes joeno, i know.. i'm lazy, okay? [23:09] *** Majel changes topic to 'Sev Judging is now in Session.' [23:09]  Now in OFF mode. [23:09]  Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREK, please stand by... [23:09]  Retrieval SEVTREK competition complete. [23:09]  SevWizzard requested the shortlist: [23:09]  BABE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:09]  BASTARDS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:09]  CURE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:09]  EASILY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:09]  HARDLY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:09]  KILL [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:09]  MAKE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:09]  NEVER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:09]  PLENTY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:09]  SPARE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:09]  SUPPORT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:09]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [23:09] Good thing you've said it yourself :-) [23:09] *** Nemi is now known as Evil_Impersonator [23:10] Ahh, the comp [23:10] that works too ;0) [23:10] Isn't it? [23:10] Hmm? [23:10] * RMS_Oceanic is now known as RMS Oceanic [23:10] oooh, finalists a good idea :0D [23:10]  SevWizzard asks about BABE  [23:10]  "Whatever. So, what's a nice BABE like you doing in a hell-hole like this?
" [23:10] hmmm, didn't we do these already? ;-) [23:10] cut [23:10] cut [23:10] cut [23:10] cut [23:10] keep [23:10] cut [23:10] cut [23:10] cut [23:10] cut [23:10] look familiar, yes ;) [23:10] * Evil_Impersonator is now impersonating dummy [23:10] narf [23:10] * Evil_Impersonator bows [23:10]  BABE now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:10]  1 keeps (11%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 8 cuts (89%) [[3 mutes ] [23:10] * Edpaatdotnncab waits for the page to load [23:10]  SevWizzard asks about BASTARDS  [23:10]  "Those Klingoff BASTARDS killed my bastard!
" [23:11] cut [23:11] keep [23:11] cut [23:11] keep [23:11] keep [23:11] keep [23:11] keep [23:11] cut [23:11] keep *laughs* [23:11] keep [23:11] * Corsair wonders whatever happened to Crude and lewd.... [23:11] keep [23:11]  BASTARDS now gets status: "Keep it!". [23:11]  8 keeps (73%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (27%) [[1 mutes ] [23:11]  SevWizzard asks about CURE  [23:11]  "Quirk to Pickhard, I've found a CURE for the Measly problem.
" [23:11] neutral [23:11] ehm to went with the puke box? [23:11] cut [23:11] * Newt0x thinks it's just sooooo funny [23:11] keep [23:11] keep [23:11] cut [23:11] cut [23:11] they went [23:11] *** Evil_Impersonator is now known as Nemi [23:11] keep [23:11] keep [23:11] keep [23:11] neutral [23:11] cut [23:11]  CURE now gets status: "Keep for now.". [23:11]  4 keeps (40%) -- 2 neutrals (20%) -- 4 cuts (40%) [[2 mutes ] [23:11] keep [23:12] Do you know what? [23:12]  SevWizzard asks about EASILY  [23:12]  "EASILY replaced...what are you doing tonight, Lieutenant?
" [23:12] cut [23:12] cut [23:12] keep [23:12] cut [23:12] keep [23:12] keep [23:12] cut [23:12] neutral [23:12] keep [23:12] keep [23:12] It's really hard to read the Cambridge prospectus and judge at the same time? [23:12] Perhaps a bit too hard. [23:12] *** Chimera has joined #sevtrek [23:12]  EASILY now gets status: "Keep it!". [23:12]  5 keeps (50%) -- 1 neutrals (10%) -- 4 cuts (40%) [[3 mutes ] [23:12] cut [23:12] cut the gud and keep 'em bad ones! [23:12] hi chimera [23:12] hello [23:12] hey [23:12]  Well since you asked: the current punchline is EASILY  [23:12]  "EASILY replaced...what are you doing tonight, Lieutenant?
" [23:12] 'lo Chimeradon [23:12] neutral [23:12]  SevWizzard asks about HARDLY  [23:12]  "Alas, I HARDLY knew him...or his mother for that matter.
" [23:12] hiya Chimera [23:12] keep [23:13] cut - too obvious [23:13] hi all [23:13] keep [23:13] keep [23:13] keep [23:13] cut [23:13] cut [23:13] and lol Will - get your priorities straight! [23:13] keep [23:13] cut [23:13] keep [23:13] Hello Chimera [23:13] judge first, future later [23:13] keep [23:13] keep :0) [23:13]  HARDLY now gets status: "Keep it!". [23:13]  8 keeps (67%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (33%) [[1 mutes ] [23:13]  SevWizzard asks about KILL  [23:13]  "Savvy, you sure know how to KILL the mood!
" [23:13] cut [23:13] cut [23:13] cut [23:13] cut [23:13] cut [23:13] neutral [23:13] keep [23:13] cut [23:13] brb [23:13] I mean keep [23:13] *** SevWizzard sets mode: +o Majel [23:13] cut [23:13] cut [23:13] *** SevWizzard sets mode: +v Chimera [23:13]  KILL now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:13]  1 keeps (10%) -- 1 neutrals (10%) -- 8 cuts (80%) [[3 mutes ] [23:13] Booooo! [23:13] * Nemi briefly forgets she's on a mission [23:13] Nemi: Just say keep again! [23:14]  SevWizzard asks about MAKE  [23:14]  "And the opportunity to MAKE a new one presents itself!
" [23:14] Majel gets ops but not me [23:14] cut [23:14] cut [23:14] cut [23:14] cut [23:14] cut [23:14] cut [23:14] *** SevWizzard sets mode: -v Newt0x [23:14] keep [23:14] oops :) [23:14] cut [23:14] *g* [23:14] Majel's important.. [23:14] oh, there's no oops about that.. ;) [23:14] keep [23:14] not ops [23:14]  MAKE now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:14]  2 keeps (22%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (78%) [[4 mutes ] [23:14] cut [23:14]  SevWizzard asks about NEVER  [23:14]  "Yeah, well they'll NEVER catch 'em all!
" [23:14] keep [23:14] cut [23:14] keep [23:14] keep [23:14] cut [23:14] cut [23:14] cut [23:14] cut [23:14] keep [23:14] well, gotta try... [23:14] keep [23:14] keep [23:14] pukemon is evil [23:14] keep [23:15]  NEVER now gets status: "Keep it!". [23:15]  7 keeps (64%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (36%) [[2 mutes ] [23:15] in small doses, that is [23:15] exactly :) [23:15]  SevWizzard asks about PLENTY  [23:15]  "Oh well, PLENTY more where that came from!
" [23:15] cut [23:15] keep [23:15] cut [23:15] keep [23:15] cut [23:15] keep [23:15] keep [23:15] cut [23:15] keep [23:15] keep [23:15] keep [23:15] keep [23:15]  PLENTY now gets status: "Keep it!". [23:15]  8 keeps (67%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (33%) [[1 mutes ] [23:15]  SevWizzard asks about SPARE  [23:15]  "Well, you know what they say... SPARE the dagger, spoil the child
" [23:15] cut [23:15] cut [23:15] keep [23:15] neutral [23:15] cut [23:15] neutral [23:15] cut [23:15] cut [23:15] keep [23:16] oh my ford the sunday reminds me so much of home... :/ [23:16] cut [23:16] cut [23:16] neutral [23:16] keep [23:16] I like the musical chairs one for twist [23:16]  SPARE now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:16]  3 keeps (25%) -- 3 neutrals (25%) -- 6 cuts (50%) [[1 mutes ] [23:16]  SevWizzard asks about SUPPORT  [23:16]  "Well, that's one less child SUPPORT check per month.
" [23:16] keep [23:16] cut [23:16] cut [23:16] cut [23:16] cut [23:16] cut [23:16] keep [23:16] cut [23:16] keep [23:16] keep [23:16] keep [23:17] oh plz [23:17] keep [23:17]  SUPPORT now gets status: "Equal vote.". [23:17]  6 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (50%) [[1 mutes ] [23:17]  Now in FINAL mode. [23:17]  SevWizzard requested the shortlist: [23:17]  BASTARDS [73%, 0] "Keep it!" [23:17]  CURE [45%, 0] "Keep it!" [23:17]  HARDLY [67%, 0] "Keep it!" [23:17]  NEVER [64%, 0] "Keep it!" [23:17]  PLENTY [67%, 0] "Keep it!" [23:17]  SUPPORT [50%, 0] "Equal vote." [23:17] c'mon! Quirk would NEVER pay child support! [23:17] vote4 never [23:17] nemi; get a new home ;) [23:17] vote4 bastards [23:17] I must [23:17] vote4 hardly [23:17] vote4 bastards [23:17] vote4 cure [23:17] vote4 bastards [23:17] vote4 hardly [23:17] vote4 hardly [23:17] nemi; put an ad out in the local paper. wanted; new house. pref. clean. [23:17] corsair: esp since there's no money in the 23rd century :) [23:17] vote4 never [23:17] vote4 plenty [23:18] there is a poing about crude/lewd for bastards [23:18]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [23:18]  BASTARDS scored 3 vote(s). [23:18]  CURE scored 1 vote(s). [23:18]  HARDLY scored 3 vote(s). [23:18]  NEVER scored 2 vote(s). [23:18]  PLENTY scored 1 vote(s). [23:18]  Votes cast: 10 Judges present: 13 [23:18]  CURE now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [23:18]  PLENTY now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [23:18] vote4 hardly [23:18] * Nemi campaigns for NEVER [23:18] ditto [23:18] vote4 bastards [23:18] it's funnyyyyyyyyy [23:18] vote4 plenty [23:18] vote4 hardly [23:18] vote4 hardly [23:18]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [23:18]  BASTARDS scored 3 vote(s). [23:18]  HARDLY scored 6 vote(s). [23:18]  NEVER scored 2 vote(s). [23:18]  Votes cast: 11 Judges present: 13 [23:18] Bastards is a bit rude [23:18] * EofTupeS finally gets NEVER * [23:19] duh [23:19] That's for JC to decide - he allowed it as finalist, so I assume it fits within his boundaries. [23:19] lol XD [23:19] spose so [23:19] brb [23:19] spouse so? [23:19] no changes? well, then... [23:19] BTW, minor note - Snowager! [23:19] And we're all big grown ups (except Nemi) [23:19] hey, I say bastard all the time, in normal conversation [23:19] it's a pretty strong curse over here [23:19] And the winner is: HARDLY [23:19] oooooooooh!!! [23:19] narf. [23:19] huh-huh...'shiftless' [23:19]  Now in OFF mode. [23:19]  Retrieving punchlines for competition SCIFI, please stand by... [23:19]  Retrieval SCIFI competition complete. [23:19]  SevWizzard requested the shortlist: [23:19]  NECKS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:19]  CAUSE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:19]  CIRCLE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:19]  FIRST [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:19]  GRANDPA [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:19]  PAIN [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:19]  REUNIONS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:19]  SPRINGER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:19]  THANKFUL [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:19]  WREATH [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:19]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [23:19] thanks Joeno! [23:19] I'm so bad at remembering on a firady :0) [23:19] not that I mean anything by it of course, it just sort of slips out [23:19] that's "hardly" a winner....:-p [23:19] * NovaFlash goes off to sleep... [23:19] hmm... too many "red necks" for my taste... [23:19]  SevWizzard asks about NECKS  [23:19]  "So they're red NECKS literally and metaphorically!
" [23:19] I'm sitting this one out [23:19] *** NovaFlash is now known as IgnoreME [23:20] cut [23:20] cut [23:20] cut [23:20] cut [23:20] cut [23:20] cut [23:20] cut [23:20] th'kya: can you vote neutral to keep the mutes low? [23:20] cut [23:20] neutral [23:20] what show? [23:20]  NECKS now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:20]  0 keeps (0%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 8 cuts (89%) [[4 mutes ] [23:20] can't you just substract one from the mutes? :P I'm lazy [23:20] neutral [23:20]  SevWizzard asks about CAUSE  [23:20]  "Well biting does CAUSE a red neck doesn't it?
" [23:20] it would probably help a lot if you actually liked this series... [23:20] cut [23:20] cut [23:20] cut [23:20] cut [23:20] cut [23:20] cut [23:20] cut [23:20] cut [23:20] th'kya: me as well, so i don't want to subtract :) [23:20] it's kinda hard for me to watch this series [23:20] I prefer buffy to angel [23:21] i prefer angel to buffy [23:21] cut [23:21] I don't like either [23:21] given C4's abominable treatment of it [23:21] its way more funny. and watchable [23:21] Don't like buffy (except the movie), but I like to make fun of it! [23:21] oh chimera: thanks for the followup (on the iB) [23:21] never seen the movie [23:21]  CAUSE now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:21]  0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 9 cuts (100%) [[4 mutes ] [23:21] Chimera - you stuck with terrestrial to? [23:21]  SevWizzard asks about CIRCLE  [23:21]  "So is that what they call "the CIRCLE of unlife"?
" [23:21] np [23:21] keep [23:21] there's a movie? [23:21] cut [23:21] keep [23:21] keep [23:21] cut [23:21] cut [23:21] keep [23:21] it was a bad movie [23:21] keep [23:21] the movie came before the series [23:21] keep [23:21] it was a film first [23:21] cut [23:21] wow, I never knew that [23:21] it had kirsten dunst and donald sutherland in it [23:21]  CIRCLE now gets status: "Keep it!". [23:21]  6 keeps (60%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (40%) [[3 mutes ] [23:22] *** Vicious_76 has joined #sevtrek [23:22] wasn't kristy swanson buffy there? [23:22] now this is truly useless facts and poingless trivia [23:22]  SevWizzard asks about FIRST  [23:22]  "What came FIRST, the bite or the red neck?
" [23:22] that the one I menat [23:22] Welcome, Vicious_76 [23:22] me off to bed. goodnight everyone!! [23:22] cut [23:22] Yes Wizzz, wayyy preferable to the o [23:22] cut [23:22] Goodnight Nova-guy [23:22] cut [23:22] cut [23:22] TV one.... [23:22] cut [23:22] g'nite dumm :) [23:22] cut [23:22] oh goodnight [23:22] goodnight! [23:22] cut [23:22] this makes no real sense [23:22] cut [23:22] gnight Johun [23:22] 'night [23:22] kirsten dunst = I'm thinking of the crow [23:22] cut [23:22]  FIRST now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:22]  0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 9 cuts (100%) [[5 mutes ] [23:22]  SevWizzard asks about GRANDPA  [23:22]  "Not to mention Anal being his own GRANDPA...
" [23:22] nooooooooo [23:22] cut [23:22] cut [23:23] goodnight all nice people, dubious people, strange people, sev people and you there, evil person.. =) [23:23] cut [23:23] I forgot to vote on that one... [23:23] shouldn't it be "great-grandpa"? [23:23] cut [23:23] the one I actually liked :( [23:23] ROFL! [23:23] cut *grrr* [23:23] keep [23:23] actually, it wasn't that funny [23:23] cut [23:23] cut [23:23] Hello all, I dont know if this is the right place..but could some 1 just point me to where I neeed to go.... I'm trying to track down a tune called (STARRY EYED SURPRZIE)...can any 1 help plz.. [23:23] so? [23:23] keep [23:23] lol@E [23:23] neutral [23:23] *** Edpaatdotnncab has quit IRC (Quit: Ascii to ascii; Dos to dos) [23:23] none of the others are [23:23]  GRANDPA now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:23]  2 keeps (22%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (78%) [[4 mutes ] [23:23] cut [23:23]  SevWizzard asks about PAIN  [23:23]  "At this rate, she's destined to be a PAIN in her own neck!
" [23:23] * EofTupeS works out whether to be insulted or not * [23:23] keep [23:23] keep [23:23] keep [23:23] keep [23:23] cut [23:23] *** IgnoreME has quit IRC (Quit: Good Sev!) [23:24] keep [23:24] Nemi - i wasn't referring to the punchlines [23:24] keep [23:24] cut [23:24] keep [23:24] don't expect me to pay attention [23:24] cut [23:24] i was referring to what I'd ROLFed at :0D [23:24] which was? [23:24]  SevWizzard asks about REUNIONS  [23:24]  "Man, I'd hate to go to your family REUNIONS.
" [23:24] *** Vicious_76 has quit IRC (Quit: ) [23:24] keep [23:24] keep [23:24] cut [23:24] cut [23:24] cut [23:24] Johan's message [23:24] *** Vicious_76 was kicked by Newt0x (assimilate this!) [23:24] cut [23:24] keep [23:24] whoops, forgot to tally. should've been kept [23:25] * Nemi scrolls back [23:25] neutral [23:25] (PAIN that was) [23:25] everybody FREEZE! [23:25] cut [23:25] no [23:25] * Leander freezes [23:25] keep [23:25]  REUNIONS now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:25]  4 keeps (40%) -- 1 neutrals (10%) -- 5 cuts (50%) [[1 mutes ] [23:25] * Newt0x heats Leander [23:25]  SevWizzard asks about SPRINGER  [23:25]  "This is a SPRINGER episode waiting to happen.
" [23:25] cut [23:25] keep [23:25] keep [23:25] keep [23:25] keep [23:25] keep [23:25] keep [23:25] cut [23:25] This is too NOW. No one will get it in 20 years.... [23:26] neutral [23:26] what msg was it you were referring to, E? [23:26]  SPRINGER now gets status: "Keep it!". [23:26]  6 keeps (67%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 2 cuts (22%) [[2 mutes ] [23:26] I'm sure they will :) [23:26] cut [23:26] you expect there still will be sev in 20 years? [23:26] it doesn't matter now [23:26] :=) [23:26]  SevWizzard asks about THANKFUL  [23:26]  "Just be THANKFUL they kept it in the family!
" [23:26] * Nemi trouts wizz [23:26] keep !! [23:26] cut [23:26] keep [23:26] keep [23:26] haven't you read dummy's sevilia profile?!?!? [23:26] keep [23:26] cut [23:26] keep [23:26] *** CBM has joined #sevtrek [23:26] cut [23:26] yeah [23:26] hiya Jon [23:26] cut [23:26] As long as JC doesn't have a mid-life crisis and ERASE everything,,,,,yeah, I do. [23:26]  Well since you asked: the current punchline is THANKFUL  [23:26]  "Just be THANKFUL they kept it in the family!
" [23:27] vote keep [23:27] cut [23:27]  THANKFUL now gets status: "Equal vote.". [23:27]  5 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (50%) [[2 mutes ] [23:27]  SevWizzard asks about WREATH  [23:27]  "Most folks have a family tree. You've got a family WREATH.
" [23:27] keep [23:27] * Nemi growls at the newt [23:27] cut [23:27] keep :0) [23:27] cut [23:27] keep [23:27] cut [23:27] this works on two levels [23:27] cut [23:27] cut [23:27] cut [23:27] * Newt0x growls right back at the nemisis [23:27] awww I like this one! [23:27] cut [23:27]  WREATH now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:27]  3 keeps (30%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (70%) [[2 mutes ] [23:27] heh [23:27]  Now in FINAL mode. [23:27]  SevWizzard requested the shortlist: [23:27]  CIRCLE [60%, 0] "Keep it!" [23:27]  PAIN [78%, 0] "Keep it!" [23:27]  SPRINGER [60%, 0] "Keep it!" [23:27]  THANKFUL [50%, 0] "Equal vote." [23:27] * Nemi eats the newt [23:28] vote4 pain [23:28] vote4 pain [23:28] ew, slimy [23:28] vote4 thankful [23:28] vote4 circle [23:28] vote4 springer [23:28] cote4 springer [23:28] vote4 thankful [23:28] vote4 pain [23:28] vote4 springer even [23:28] * EofTupeS forcefeeds Nemi climbing equipment * [23:28] vote4 circle [23:28]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [23:28]  CIRCLE scored 2 vote(s). [23:28]  PAIN scored 3 vote(s). [23:28]  SPRINGER scored 2 vote(s). [23:28]  THANKFUL scored 2 vote(s). [23:28]  Votes cast: 9 Judges present: 12 [23:28] who are the 3 mutes? [23:28] * Newt0x feeds nemi herself, causing a loop [23:28] I'm one :P [23:28] * Joeno blinks and looks around at the mutes [23:28] who are the 2 mutes? [23:28] so, which one we on right now? [23:28] * Newt0x gets ops [23:29] vote4 pain [23:29]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [23:29]  CIRCLE scored 2 vote(s). [23:29]  PAIN scored 4 vote(s). [23:29]  SPRINGER scored 2 vote(s). [23:29]  THANKFUL scored 2 vote(s). [23:29]  Votes cast: 10 Judges present: 12 [23:29] Sci-Fi [23:29] oaky [23:29] cbm: angel [23:29] * Joeno wonders why IRC doesn't have a lower status than normal user... [23:29] * EofTupeS ROFLs at Have I Got News For You * [23:29] cbm: wanna vote? [23:29] Yep. [23:29] * Nemi is the Princess of Darkness, and doesn't have a corporeal body to eat :P [23:29] or with which to eat Nemi [23:29] circle, pain, springer or thankful? [23:30] vote4 pain [23:30] retally and move on... [23:30]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [23:30]  CIRCLE scored 1 vote(s). [23:30]  PAIN scored 5 vote(s). [23:30]  SPRINGER scored 2 vote(s). [23:30]  THANKFUL scored 2 vote(s). [23:30]  Votes cast: 10 Judges present: 12 [23:30] uh... [23:30] just vote and be quiet, E [23:30] * Newt0x forces nemi into corporeal state, introduces her to Mr Pain [23:30]  CIRCLE now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [23:30] Well, I'll pass on this one. [23:30] i voted waaaaaaaaaaaaaay back :0P [23:30] aww I liked that too! [23:30] chimera? [23:30] I wonder if sevman is like duffman? [23:30] i voted first in fact [23:30] I voted too [23:30] sorry dude, you can't do that [23:30] who the *bleep* is duffman? [23:30] yes, but you voted for circle. that's cut now [23:31] "Sevman is thrusting into the direction of the problem!" [23:31] Simpsons [23:31] i did? [23:31] I rule everything evil, none of it is capable of harming me [23:31] Chimera did. [23:31] i didn't [23:31] oh [23:31] oh do I have to vote again? [23:31] oh ok [23:31] * Newt0x introduces nemi to pleasure, then [23:31] yep [23:31] you don't HAVE to... [23:31] Inversely, that would harm you [23:31] vote4 springer [23:31] * Nemi is mildly annoyed [23:31]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [23:31]  PAIN scored 5 vote(s). [23:31]  SPRINGER scored 3 vote(s). [23:31]  THANKFUL scored 2 vote(s). [23:31]  Votes cast: 10 Judges present: 12 [23:31] vote4 springer [23:31] Hmmm... cut THANKFUL? [23:31]  THANKFUL now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [23:31] is confused :) [23:31] nooooooooooo [23:31] * EofTupeS intorduces Nemi and Will to Muller Rice * [23:32] now u cna only vote 4 springer or pain [23:32] Mmm, vanilla custard type is nice [23:32] chimera: it's not a clear majority, so i cut the lowest one(s) [23:32] we just established I don't eat :P [23:32] Newt0x: Revoting on the same line is useless and just gets annoying. [23:32] ahhh I see [23:32] Dems da rules.... [23:32] nemi: we both should revote [23:32] vote4 pain [23:32] never mind Nemi, the joke was more for Will than you [23:32] And now we have a majority... [23:32] Not the one I want though [23:32] but with the 2 mutes and my revote... [23:32] Wha? [23:32] And the winner is: PAIN [23:32] wait til I reread the lines... [23:33] dang [23:33]  Now in OFF mode. [23:33]  Retrieving punchlines for competition THEPITS, please stand by... [23:33]  Retrieval THEPITS competition complete. [23:33]  SevWizzard requested the shortlist: [23:33]  ADMISSION [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:33]  CHIP [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:33]  COOK [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:33]  GENEROUS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:33]  OFFEND [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:33]  OTHER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:33]  SPURN [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:33]  STAMPS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:33]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [23:33] oh well [23:33] * Newt0x thinks [23:33]  SevWizzard asks about ADMISSION  [23:33]  "...so long as we can charge ADMISSION
" [23:33] keep [23:33] cut [23:33] keep [23:33] Nemi is Sweedish and blonde, isn't she? [23:33] cut [23:33] keep [23:33] keep [23:33] cut [23:33] keep [23:33] keep [23:33] cut [23:33] actually I'm *dark* blonde :P [23:33] keep [23:33]  ADMISSION now gets status: "Keep it!". [23:33]  7 keeps (64%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (36%) [[1 mutes ] [23:34] Near as damnit [23:34]  SevWizzard asks about CHIP  [23:34]  "Think he might also CHIP in for the postage?
" [23:34] heh. [23:34] keep !! [23:34] there is a difference still [23:34] cut [23:34] cut [23:34] keep [23:34] cut [23:34] cut [23:34] cut [23:34] In that case, I volunteer to introduce her to pleasure :D [23:34] cut [23:34] without pain? [23:34] * Nemi kills the newt [23:34] cut [23:34] cut [23:34] You mean, by staying away from her? [23:34] bah, she was too much for me :D [23:34]  CHIP now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:34]  2 keeps (20%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 8 cuts (80%) [[2 mutes ] [23:34] * EofTupeS brings Will back to life * [23:34] leave him alone! [23:34]  SevWizzard asks about COOK  [23:34]  "Everyone on that list can COOK right?
" [23:34] cut [23:34] cut [23:34] cut [23:34] keep [23:34] keep [23:34] you should tell him that :P [23:34] keep [23:35] cut [23:35] cut [23:35] keep [23:35] To leave myself alone? [23:35] cut [23:35] ick! [23:35] no comment, you bloody nitpicker [23:35]  COOK now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:35]  4 keeps (40%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (60%) [[2 mutes ] [23:35]  SevWizzard asks about GENEROUS  [23:35]  "...but who am I to turn down a GENEROUS offer like that?
" [23:35] cut [23:35] keep [23:35] keep [23:35] cut [23:35] keep [23:35] keep [23:35] keep [23:35] brb [23:35] keep [23:35] too predictable [23:35] heh [23:35] brb [23:35] oops [23:35] too normal [23:36] cut [23:36] cut [23:36] cut [23:36] Well, that IS Hermie....too normal... [23:36] exactly @ Chimera, Wizzy [23:36] the "but" in Hermans first line should be left out if this should work best... [23:36]  GENEROUS now gets status: "Keep it!". [23:36]  6 keeps (55%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (45%) [[1 mutes ] [23:36] And? Simple tends to be good too. [23:36] *** CBM has quit IRC (Quit: ) [23:36]  SevWizzard asks about OFFEND  [23:36]  "On the other hand, I wouldn't want to OFFEND him.
" [23:36] cut [23:36] cut [23:36] neutral [23:36] cut [23:36] cut [23:36] cut [23:36] cut [23:36] thats too normal too! :) [23:36] cut [23:36] ditto [23:36] cut [23:36] keep [23:36] Damn unoriginal people [23:37] heh [23:37] * Nemi looks at votes [23:37]  OFFEND now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:37]  1 keeps (10%) -- 1 neutrals (10%) -- 8 cuts (80%) [[1 mutes ] [23:37] keep [23:37] :P [23:37]  SevWizzard asks about OTHER  [23:37]  "On the OTHER hand, we don't want to disappoint daddy do we?
" [23:37] cut [23:37] Luckily, I am to pioneer a randomness transplant. [23:37] cut (as the last two...) [23:37] cut [23:37] cut [23:37] cut [23:37] keep [23:37] cut [23:37] cut [23:37] cut [23:37] *** Dhraakellian has joined #sevtrek [23:37] *** ChanServ sets mode: +v Dhraakellian [23:37] Doesn't sound like Herman [23:37] cut [23:37] wb Dhraak [23:37] wb [23:37]  OTHER now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:37]  1 keeps (10%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 9 cuts (90%) [[2 mutes ] [23:37] cut [23:37]  SevWizzard asks about SPURN  [23:37]  "But who am I to SPURN tradition?
" [23:37] keep [23:37] I hate the "daddy" part... :/ [23:37] keep [23:37] cut [23:37] cut [23:37] cut [23:37] cut [23:37] cut [23:37] cut [23:37] neutral [23:38] keep [23:38]  SPURN now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:38]  3 keeps (30%) -- 1 neutrals (10%) -- 6 cuts (60%) [[2 mutes ] [23:38] First 3 were the only decent ones [23:38] keep [23:38] yup [23:38] The rest can go in the skip [23:38] * Nemi looks up "spurn" in dictionary [23:38] bin 'em! [23:38]  SevWizzard asks about STAMPS  [23:38]  "Okay, I'll pay for the STAMPS!
" [23:38] cut [23:38] cut [23:38] keep [23:38] cut [23:38] keep [23:38] cut [23:38] keep [23:38] keep [23:38] keep [23:38] keep [23:38] neutral ..... [23:38]  STAMPS now gets status: "Keep it!". [23:38]  6 keeps (55%) -- 1 neutrals (9%) -- 4 cuts (36%) [[1 mutes ] [23:38]  Now in FINAL mode. [23:38] no value there [23:38]  SevWizzard requested the shortlist: [23:38]  ADMISSION [64%, 0] "Keep it!" [23:38]  GENEROUS [55%, 0] "Keep it!" [23:38]  STAMPS [55%, 0] "Keep it!" [23:39] vote4 admission [23:39] what did I miss [23:39] vote4 admission [23:39] vote4 admission [23:39] ? [23:39] vote4 generous [23:39] vote4 admission [23:39] vote4 stamps [23:39] no!!! [23:39] vote4 generous [23:39] vote4 stamps [23:39] i don't wanna pay!!!!!!!!!! [23:39] vote4 stamps [23:39] vote4 stamps [23:39] dhraak: a table-dance [23:39] grrr @ stamp-voters [23:39] eh well [23:39] vote4 admission [23:39] "Yes no maybe... i don't know... can you repeat the question..." [23:39] grrr at Newt [23:39]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [23:39]  ADMISSION scored 5 vote(s). [23:39]  GENEROUS scored 2 vote(s). [23:39]  STAMPS scored 4 vote(s). [23:39]  Votes cast: 11 Judges present: 12 [23:39] * Nemi sneaks E out the backdoor [23:39] , ':) [23:39] yay! [23:39]  GENEROUS now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [23:39] * Nemi closes it behind her and locks it [23:39] Boss of Me - they might be giants [23:40] what comp [23:40] oy!!! [23:40] vote4 stamps [23:40] and stay there :P [23:40] * EofTupeS bangs on the back door, LOUD * [23:40] E: correct... "coincidentally" the song playing right now in my stereo [23:40] http://www.tmbg.com/froMain.html [23:40] LEMME IN!!!! [23:40] lol [23:40] Sevqueen! [23:40] you didn't wanna pay :P [23:40]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [23:40]  ADMISSION scored 5 vote(s). [23:40]  STAMPS scored 5 vote(s). [23:40]  Votes cast: 10 Judges present: 12 [23:40] ok... [23:40] This one is for the highest possible authority: the SevQueen [23:40] Bah! [23:40] vote4 stamps [23:40]  Now in OFF mode. [23:40]  Retrieving punchlines for competition TWIST, please stand by... [23:40]  Retrieval TWIST competition complete. [23:40]  SevWizzard requested the shortlist: [23:40]  COMFORT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:40]  DARE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:40]  DESK [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:40]  EDGE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:40]  FACT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:40]  IDEA [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:40]  MAD [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:40]  MUSICAL [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:40]  RECLINERS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:40]  RESTER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:40]  RULE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:40]  SIT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:40]  SLOUCH [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:40]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [23:40] Admission is best!!! [23:40] i have Runaway Train playing - less appropriate [23:41] Painfully!! [23:41] i must get round to getting Boss of Me [23:41] how could stamps even have made it that far?!!!! [23:41] Wendy'll decide that [23:41] * Newt0x play A-Team themetune [23:41] E: i can make you an mp3... [23:41]  SevWizzard asks about COMFORT  [23:41]  "Death by COMFORT.
" [23:41] cut [23:41] cut [23:41] cut [23:41] cut [23:41] cut [23:41] cut [23:41] cut [23:41] cut [23:41] sok guido - once i get Morpheus up and running again i'll nab it there [23:41] I feel there is only one winner for this one XD [23:41] cut [23:41] lol, oh I was wrong.... [23:41]  COMFORT now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:41]  0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 9 cuts (100%) [[3 mutes ] [23:41]  SevWizzard asks about DARE  [23:41]  "Why bees never DARE relax...
" [23:41] cut [23:41] keep [23:41] neutral [23:41] keep [23:41] cut [23:41] that line *did* make me laugh after all ;) [23:42] keep [23:42] cut [23:42] cut [23:42] keep [23:42] keep [23:42] caption!!! [23:42] yes Joeno, it is [23:42] Well done [23:42] but it's not a terrib;y goo dcatpion [23:42] cut [23:42] very good, little oen :) [23:42] yeah, but there are better captions... [23:42] cut [23:42] well I gotto go for now...see you all later [23:42]  DARE now gets status: "Keep for now.". [23:42]  5 keeps (45%) -- 1 neutrals (9%) -- 5 cuts (45%) [[1 mutes ] [23:42] * Nemi pats the oen [23:42] bye for now [23:42] bye leander [23:42] bye [23:42] bye [23:42] byes [23:42] byesies [23:42]  SevWizzard asks about DESK  [23:42]  "Buzz was eventually allowed to keep the chair as long as he agreed to take a DESK job.
" [23:42] But at least it's more than I've seen other times during the competitions... [23:42] on the other hand *shakes your hand* welcome to the as of yet unamed organisation :0) [23:42] cut [23:42] * Th`kya cries [23:42] * Newt0x hugs leander [23:42] ciao Leander [23:42] cut [23:42] cut [23:42] cut [23:43] bye Louise [23:43] cut [23:43] erm, Leander! [23:43] * Leander gives Lene a kiss [23:43] cut [23:43] bye [23:43] :) [23:43] whoah! lag... [23:43] yay! [23:43] keep [23:43] *** Leander has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [23:43] cut [23:43] * Nemi is suddenly flooded [23:43] rotlf @ E [23:43] cut [23:43] I mean, I haven't paid much attention during the last few JSs, and then a caption really comes as a surprise. [23:43] ;0) [23:43] keep [23:43] *** CBM has joined #sevtrek [23:43] wb [23:43]  DESK now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:43]  2 keeps (20%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 8 cuts (80%) [[2 mutes ] [23:43] ty [23:43] hey, at least I voted first this time... *sigh* [23:43]  SevWizzard asks about EDGE  [23:43]  "If I told you once, I told you a hundred times: Sit on the EDGE of the chair!
" [23:43] green things [23:43] cut [23:43] cut [23:43] cut [23:43] cut [23:44] bit easy [23:44] cut [23:44] cut [23:44] cut [23:44] cut [23:44] keep [23:44] cut [23:44]  EDGE now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:44]  1 keeps (10%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 9 cuts (90%) [[2 mutes ] [23:44]  SevWizzard asks about FACT  [23:44]  "It is a rarely known FACT that bees have one natural enemy- the chair.
" [23:44] cut [23:44] keep [23:44] * Nemi gets really p!ssed when the putor freezes like this... [23:44] keep [23:44] cut [23:44] keep [23:44] cut [23:44] keep [23:44] how about SSCC - Speech Sucks, Captions? Cool! [23:44] cut [23:44] cuthbert [23:44] mmmmust resist temptation to.....bah! [23:44] keep [23:44] cut [23:45] Auto-cut on speech, and auto-keep on captions? [23:45]  FACT now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:45]  5 keeps (45%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (55%) [[1 mutes ] [23:45] nemi: seems like the server we're on is lagging a bit... [23:45]  SevWizzard asks about IDEA  [23:45]  "I knew musical chairs was a bad IDEA!
" [23:45] E: [23:45] i have an auto cut on speech (just about) but not auto keep oin captions [23:45] I doubt they'll learn anyway... [23:45] cut [23:45] cut [23:45] cut [23:45] cut [23:45] cut [23:45] cut [23:45] cut [23:45] like RRAW? [23:45] cut [23:45] yeah [23:45] keep [23:45] keep [23:45] I like the other MC one [23:45] neutral [23:45] *** Emily has joined #sevtrek [23:46]  IDEA now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:46]  2 keeps (18%) -- 1 neutrals (9%) -- 8 cuts (73%) [[2 mutes ] [23:46] hi [23:46] * Nemi gasps [23:46] hello [23:46]  SevWizzard asks about MAD  [23:46]  ""The Queen's gonna be MAD when she sees what you've done to her throne!"
" [23:46] Hello Emily [23:46] hi [23:46] Emily... hi [23:46] keep [23:46] keep [23:46] cut [23:46] keep [23:46] keep [23:46] cut [23:46] keep [23:46] cut [23:46] * EofTupeS tries to remember the multiple punchlines one - WAAM or soemthinglike htat * [23:46] I feel this is the best one there is XD [23:46] cuthbert!!!! [23:46] but it's spoken... [23:46] although the throne would be bigger [23:46] hiya Enily [23:46] Silence, Drak [23:46]  MAD now gets status: "Keep it!". [23:46]  5 keeps (56%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (44%) [[4 mutes ] [23:46] would bees have chairs like that at all? [23:47] nope [23:47] Yeah, the queen bee is a bit bottom heavy....heh. [23:47] it doesn't need to be bigger [23:47] It's meant to be funny [23:47] oy!!! [23:47]  SevWizzard asks about MUSICAL  [23:47]  "That's when the game of MUSICAL chairs turned horribly wrong...
" [23:47] keep !!! [23:47] No, but they don't have eyes like that either [23:47] keep [23:47] cut [23:47] cut [23:47] keep [23:47] keep [23:47] keep [23:47] i played the Queen Bee last year! [23:47] keep [23:47] keep [23:47] cut [23:47] that's not what I meant [23:47] SLOUCH [23:47]  MUSICAL now gets status: "Keep it!". [23:47]  7 keeps (70%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (30%) [[3 mutes ] [23:47] Those eyes are basically JC's trademark eyes! [23:47]  SevWizzard asks about RECLINERS  [23:47]  "Tomorrow, we go back to RECLINERS!
" [23:47] Was it a stinging performance E? heh. [23:47] there's a dead bee in a drawer next to me [23:47] * EofTupeS rememebrs she had to wear a big ant bum * oh yeah! [23:47] dhraak said the throne would be bigger, I disagree [23:47] cut [23:47] cut [23:47] cut [23:47] cut [23:47] cut [23:47] (pssst, i was Queen ant not bee) [23:47] cut [23:48] keep [23:48] cut [23:48] cut [23:48] cut [23:48] keep [23:48]  RECLINERS now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:48]  2 keeps (18%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 9 cuts (82%) [[2 mutes ] [23:48] I was a queen [23:48] i forgot that :0) [23:48]  SevWizzard asks about RESTER  [23:48]  "Why there are no "RESTER" bees.
" [23:48] Oh, then did the performance Bite? heh heh. [23:48] cut [23:48] Unfortunately a drag queen [23:48] keep [23:48] no Will, you're htinking of Mandy [23:48] keep [23:48] keep [23:48] keep [23:48] indeed [23:48] cut [23:48] sure you were, newt, sure you were... [23:48] cut [23:48] ooooooooooooh,w as it you in PRiscilla? [23:48] cut [23:48] cut [23:48] cut [23:48] * Dhraakellian trouts DtEN [23:48]  RESTER now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:48]  4 keeps (40%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (60%) [[3 mutes ] [23:48] Don't make me halibut you, Drak [23:48]  SevWizzard asks about RULE  [23:48]  "Buzz breaks the cardinal RULE... never sit down!
" [23:49] cut [23:49] neutral [23:49] cut [23:49] cut [23:49] cut [23:49] cut [23:49] cut [23:49] keep [23:49] cut [23:49] cut [23:49] why did thye all call the bee Buzz?? [23:49] * Joeno blinks 1 Dave... a queen? [23:49] why not Allan? [23:49] i would have [23:49]  RULE now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:49]  1 keeps (10%) -- 1 neutrals (10%) -- 8 cuts (80%) [[3 mutes ] [23:49] allan the bee? [23:49] Drones don't sting anyway..... [23:49] yeah! [23:49] JC started it [23:49] E: lackof imagination [23:49]  SevWizzard asks about SIT  [23:49]  "Why bees never SIT down on the job.
" [23:49] Dave the bee... [23:49] or Blode! [23:49] why allan! [23:49] Where JC leads, we shall follow [23:49] cut [23:49] keep [23:49] keep [23:49] cut [23:49] keep [23:49] keep [23:49] Yay @ Blode + his Giant bee [23:49] cut [23:49] and i doubt someone outside germany would get "Maja" or "Willie" [23:49] cut [23:50] all bees are called buzz :) [23:50] e/me coughs [23:50] grargh' [23:50] mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, U2 - Where the Streets Have No Name - the intro to this is AMAZING! [23:50] except for eric, but he's only half a bee :) [23:50]  SIT now gets status: "Keep for now.". [23:50]  4 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (50%) [[5 mutes ] [23:50] stupid... oh well *sigh* [23:50] should have called it Biggles [23:50] I believe we get Maja here... [23:50] no-one would have got it, but still [23:50] me too [23:50] really? that catoon series? [23:50] cartoon i meant [23:50] 5 mutes... [23:50] Will - do you watch Buzzcocks? [23:51] Yup [23:51] what is it about british tv anyway???? [23:51] Phil Jupitis looks a little like me [23:51]  SIT now gets status: "Keep for now.". [23:51]  4 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (50%) [[5 mutes ] [23:51] 5 mutes... [23:51] It is British and contains moving images + sound [23:51] you can't say stuff like that in the us, but in UK you can say smeg if you like :/ [23:51] If it's the one I'm think off, we are. [23:51] heheh [23:51] cut [23:51]  SIT now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:51]  4 keeps (44%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (56%) [[4 mutes ] [23:51]  SevWizzard asks about SLOUCH  [23:51]  "Memo to self: SLOUCH rather than sit upright.
" [23:52] cut [23:52] cut [23:52] cut [23:52] cut [23:52] cut [23:52] cut [23:52] my poing, newt [23:52] cut [23:52] cut [23:52] cut [23:52] language, Newt! [23:52] mm, i see your poing Will [23:52] why is that anyway? [23:52]  SLOUCH now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:52]  0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 9 cuts (100%) [[4 mutes ] [23:52]  Now in FINAL mode. [23:52] What the todgers are you on about, Oceanic? [23:52] and Nemi - buzzcocks is not a rude word [23:52]  SevWizzard requested the shortlist: [23:52]  DARE [45%, 0] "Keep for now." [23:52]  MAD [56%, 0] "Keep it!" [23:52]  MUSICAL [70%, 0] "Keep it!" [23:52] cut [23:52] what are you guys doning [23:52] lol [23:52] vote4 musical [23:52] vote4 musical [23:52] We are voting on punchlines for comics [23:52] vote4 musical [23:52] vote4 musical [23:52] vote4 musical [23:52] vote4 dare [23:52] http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/punchlines.asp [23:52] no, but it reminded me of a question I've been wanting to ask for a long time :P [23:52] vote4 mad [23:52] Giz? [23:52] vote4 musicle [23:53] vote for mad!!! [23:53] Damn you all!! [23:53] vote4 musical [23:53] vote4 better punchlines [23:53] emily: http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/sevtrek/judge.asp explains it [23:53] :) [23:53] well my pong was, Will, don't you just wish that one day, preferably Sean's team *cries and wails* would do Where the Streets Have no Name of r the intros round [23:53] vote4 musical [23:53]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [23:53]  DARE scored 1 vote(s). [23:53]  MAD scored 1 vote(s). [23:53]  MUSICAL scored 7 vote(s). [23:53]  Votes cast: 9 Judges present: 13 [23:53] what are you guys doing i do not understand [23:53] vote4 musical [23:53] vote4 musical [23:53] looks clear, despite the mutes... [23:53] Em: We vote [23:53] And the winner is: MUSICAL [23:53] On comic [23:53] :D [23:53]  Now in OFF mode. [23:53]  Retrieving punchlines for competition SUNDAY, please stand by... [23:53]  Retrieval SUNDAY competition complete. [23:53]  SevWizzard requested the shortlist: [23:53]  AHEAD [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:53]  CLEAN [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:53]  COUNT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:53]  CUP [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:53]  DONE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:53]  ETERNAL [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:53]  GUESS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:53]  HELP [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:53]  START [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:53]  WAVE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:53]  WORK [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:53]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [23:53] Punchlines [23:53] Bah, I have failed!! [23:54] * Newt0x cries [23:54] i vote for mad [23:54]  SevWizzard asks about AHEAD  [23:54]  "Man, it's hard to keep AHEAD of you, Herman!
" [23:54] BTW, is Lance eating dogfood in the last picture? [23:54] keep [23:54] keep [23:54] You're too late!! [23:54] I've not had a chance to read these yet... this'll be interesting :) [23:54] keep [23:54] *sob* [23:54] cut [23:54] ick! [23:54] keep [23:54] cut [23:54] probably [23:54] keep [23:54] lol @ joeno [23:54] u noticed Wayne is in the new Sunday? [23:54] keep [23:54] why you crying? [23:54] Bastards, all of you! [23:54] *** Dhraakellian has quit IRC (Client exited) [23:54] *** Edpaatdotnncab has joined #sevtrek [23:54]  AHEAD now gets status: "Keep it!". [23:54]  5 keeps (83%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 1 cuts (17%) [[7 mutes ] [23:54] *** Newt0x has quit IRC (Quit: ) [23:54] realisation that Sean has LEFT!!! WAAAAAAAH [23:54] sean? [23:55] Lance is too [23:55] It really looks like it. Hmmm... Wayne did have a dog, perhaps they had some left. [23:55] There are too many mutes here right now [23:55] not LGM Sean [23:55] cut [23:55] that's why I asked [23:55] I can see *he's* not here [23:55] hmm... I could revote [23:55] heheheheh... [23:55] No, there is too much chat [23:55] you should [23:55] Dhraak, do. Yours isn't counted yet. [23:56] doublevote [23:56] I voted to teep [23:56] "teep"? :) [23:56] then you should vote to keep this time [23:56]  AHEAD now gets status: "Keep it!". [23:56]  5 keeps (71%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (29%) [[5 mutes ] [23:56] ... Speak up, mutes! [23:56] Keep [23:56] still... [23:56] keep [23:56] cut [23:56] (5 mutes i mean) [23:56] Whew, didn't think I'd get to use the line tonight.....heh. [23:56] Chatting too much is inefficient. [23:56] SPEAK [23:57]  AHEAD now gets status: "Keep it!". [23:57]  6 keeps (67%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (33%) [[3 mutes ] [23:57] or be damned for 47 seconds [23:57] before signing off and on again [23:57]  SevWizzard asks about CLEAN  [23:57]  "You, dish boy. pass me a CLEAN plate
" [23:57] cut [23:57] erm, isn't it Majel tonight? [23:57] keep [23:57] keep [23:57] cut [23:57] keep [23:57] keep [23:57] Or be not allowed to vote for 47 JSs [23:57] keep [23:57] cut [23:57] emily: http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/sevtrek/judge.asp explains it [23:57] could someone either talk to emily in private or just kick her? [23:57] Are you sure? :^) [23:57] ack! [23:57] keep [23:57] cut [23:57] that would be awful! [23:57] * Nemi feels really evil [23:57]  CLEAN now gets status: "Keep it!". [23:57]  6 keeps (60%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (40%) [[2 mutes ] [23:57] :D [23:58]  SevWizzard asks about COUNT  [23:58]  "Don't COUNT on it.
" [23:58] keep [23:58] cut [23:58] keep [23:58] kiss my ass [23:58] I am not awful! :^( [23:58] keep [23:58] cut [23:58] neutral [23:58] cut [23:58] Emily, please, watch your language. [23:58] emily: watch you language! final warning! [23:58] * Emily slaps Nemi around a bit with a large trout [23:58] keep [23:58] keep [23:58] ok, that's it [23:58] keep [23:58] * Edpaatdotnncab slaps Emily around a bit with a large trout [23:58] no more ms nice girl *frowns* [23:58]  COUNT now gets status: "Keep it!". [23:58]  6 keeps (60%) -- 1 neutrals (10%) -- 3 cuts (30%) [[2 mutes ] [23:59]  SevWizzard asks about CUP  [23:59]  "Hey, pass me that CUP!
" [23:59] no, not saying you're awful Marina! [23:59] cut [23:59] cut [23:59] I'm fairly sure Emily has been around at JSs before, using other names.. [23:59] cut [23:59] *** Edpaatdotnncab is now known as Dhraakellian [23:59] keep [23:59] cut [23:59] keep [23:59] cut [23:59] cut [23:59] cut [23:59] so kick the troll already >:( [23:59] i remember trying to explain the the session ot a kinda baffled IRCop [23:59] * Emily slaps Dhraakellian around a bit with a large trout Session Time: Sat Mar 09 00:00:00 2002 [00:00]  CUP now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:00]  2 keeps (22%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (78%) [[3 mutes ] [00:00]  SevWizzard asks about DONE  [00:00]  "I'm almost DONE myself!
" [00:00] cut [00:00] keep [00:00] cut [00:00] cut [00:00] cut [00:00] keep [00:00] cut [00:00] * Dhraakellian fends off the trouting w/ the BOHFS [00:00] cut [00:00] keep [00:01] DAMN! even with a reminder, i forgot the snowager! [00:01] oy... I need chocolate [00:01] mmmm chocolate... [00:01]  DONE now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:01]  3 keeps (33%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (67%) [[3 mutes ] [00:01] Well, he just blasted me anyway... [00:01] hmmm... chocolate [00:01] zme gets chocolate chips [00:01]  SevWizzard asks about ETERNAL  [00:01]  "That's our Herman -- the ETERNAL optimist!
" [00:01] * Dhraakellian gets chocolate chips [00:01] cut [00:01] keep [00:01] cut [00:01] keep [00:01] chocolate? where? [00:01] and NST just rolled over to 1500 [00:01] keep [00:01] keep [00:01] cut [00:01] keep [00:01] keep [00:01] i was blasted this time last week actually [00:02]  ETERNAL now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:02]  6 keeps (67%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (33%) [[3 mutes ] [00:02] blasted? [00:02] i dread getting a full blast! [00:02]  SevWizzard asks about GUESS  [00:02]  "GUESS again!
" [00:02] keep [00:02] cut [00:02] keep [00:02] keep [00:02] keep [00:02] cut [00:02] cut [00:02] cut [00:02] ah [00:02] keep [00:02] brevity [00:02] I'm pretty unlucky at the moment... compared to a few days ago (10,000 NP twice) [00:02] Is that "Blasted" the way I'm thinking E? [00:02] keep [00:02]  GUESS now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:02]  6 keeps (60%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (40%) [[2 mutes ] [00:02] oooh [00:02]  SevWizzard asks about HELP  [00:02]  "Not if we can HELP it!
" [00:02] by the snowager... [00:02] cut [00:02] cut [00:02] cut [00:02] keep [00:02] cut [00:02] keep [00:02] cut [00:02] cut [00:02] snowager? [00:03] neopets [00:03] keep [00:03] ahh [00:03] no Corsair, I'm fairly sure it's not [00:03]  HELP now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:03]  3 keeps (38%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (62%) [[4 mutes ] [00:03] cut [00:03]  SevWizzard asks about START  [00:03]  "Good, then you can START on this lot!
" [00:03] keep [00:03] cut [00:03] cut [00:03] keep [00:03] keep [00:03] keep [00:03] cut [00:03] almost as bad as pukemon [00:03] cut [00:03] keep [00:03] ok, maybe this is the worng tactic... [00:03] keep [00:03] * Joeno slaps Dhraakellian around a bit with a large trout [00:03]  START now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:03]  6 keeps (60%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (40%) [[2 mutes ] [00:03] !8^7 [00:03]  SevWizzard asks about WAVE  [00:03]  "Stand by for the next WAVE!
" [00:04] *** Joeno sets mode: +vv CBM Dhraakellian [00:04] cut [00:04] keep [00:04] cut [00:04] cut [00:04] reading these for the first time they all seem funny.... I need to read them at least 4 or 5 times :/ [00:04] thanks [00:04] cut [00:04] Cool, there's a +. [00:04] keep [00:04] keep [00:04] keep [00:04] oh my ford *gasp* [00:04] keep [00:04]  WAVE now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:04]  5 keeps (56%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (44%) [[3 mutes ] [00:04]  SevWizzard asks about WORK  [00:04]  "A nerd's WORK is never done!
" [00:05] preparing to change the channel mod.? [00:05] cut [00:05] cut [00:05] cut [00:05] cut [00:05] cut [00:05] cut [00:05] cut [00:05] cut [00:05] cut [00:05] cut [00:05]  WORK now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:05]  0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 10 cuts (100%) [[2 mutes ] [00:05] keep [00:05]  Now in FINAL mode. [00:05] *** DrJonasBashir has joined #sevtrek [00:05] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o DrJonasBashir [00:05] Hmph! [00:05]  SevWizzard requested the shortlist: [00:05]  AHEAD [67%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:05]  CLEAN [60%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:05]  COUNT [60%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:05]  ETERNAL [67%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:05]  GUESS [60%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:05]  START [60%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:05]  WAVE [56%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:05] Hello JB [00:05] JB!!!!!! [00:05] f***ing s*** what a day [00:05] it didn't count your vote :S [00:05] Green things! [00:05] hiya! [00:05] niced timing jb... we're almost finished [00:05] Just in time for final mode Sunday :-) [00:05] hello everyone [00:05] vote4 guess [00:05] vote4 ahead [00:05] vote4 start [00:05] vote4 guess [00:06] vote4 eternal [00:06] nemi: it got counted, but that didn't matter [00:06] wait for me please =] [00:06] vote4 start [00:06] vote4 guess [00:06] vote4 ahead [00:06] vote4 eternal [00:06] wotever [00:06] I didn't see it get counted [00:06] jb: sunday, final mode [00:06]  SevWizzard requested the shortlist: [00:06]  AHEAD [67%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:06]  CLEAN [60%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:06]  COUNT [60%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:06]  ETERNAL [67%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:06]  GUESS [60%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:06]  START [60%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:06]  WAVE [56%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:06] vote4 start [00:06] vote4 start [00:06] vote4 ahead [00:07]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:07]  AHEAD scored 1 vote(s). [00:07]  ETERNAL scored 2 vote(s). [00:07]  GUESS scored 3 vote(s). [00:07]  START scored 4 vote(s). [00:07]  Votes cast: 10 Judges present: 13 [00:07] vote4 eternal [00:07]  AHEAD now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [00:07] vote4 guess [00:07]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:07]  ETERNAL scored 3 vote(s). [00:07]  GUESS scored 3 vote(s). [00:07]  START scored 4 vote(s). [00:07]  Votes cast: 10 Judges present: 13 [00:07] what happened to clean? [00:07] vote4 eternal [00:07] * Nemi is considering changing her vote [00:07] anyone wants to (re-) vote? [00:07] No-one voted on it? [00:07] do we have to Guido? [00:08] hmpf [00:08] Yes [00:08] guess has brevity [00:08] vote4 clean [00:08] I think you will have to... [00:08] no, but then we can prevent a sevqueen [00:08]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:08]  CLEAN scored 1 vote(s). [00:08]  ETERNAL scored 4 vote(s). [00:08]  GUESS scored 3 vote(s). [00:08]  START scored 3 vote(s). [00:08]  Votes cast: 11 Judges present: 13 [00:08] *evil giggle* [00:08] but start fins better [00:08]  CLEAN now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [00:08] oh hey *shrugs* [00:08] *evil chuckles* [00:08] I almost made the others equal... [00:08] ;ol !!!! [00:08] *almost* [00:08] And eternal just has a lot of sarcasm. [00:08] *** Emily has quit IRC (Quit: bye bye pplz!) [00:08] vote4 eternal [00:08] fiTs [00:08]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:08]  ETERNAL scored 5 vote(s). [00:08]  GUESS scored 3 vote(s). [00:08]  START scored 3 vote(s). [00:08]  Votes cast: 11 Judges present: 12 [00:09] * Joeno rolls his eyes... [00:09] who's the mute? [00:09] She's gone... [00:09] vote4 eternal [00:09]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:09]  ETERNAL scored 6 vote(s). [00:09]  GUESS scored 3 vote(s). [00:09]  START scored 2 vote(s). [00:09]  Votes cast: 11 Judges present: 12 [00:09] #roll 2dI [00:09] ok, clear now [00:09] And the winner is: ETERNAL [00:09]  Now in OFF mode. [00:09] yay [00:09] *** SevWizzard is now known as Wizzard [00:09] Cut start...? [00:09] woowhom [00:09]  Now in FINAL mode. [00:10]  START now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [00:10] huh? [00:10] yeah, and then those who voted for start can vote for guess instead ;P [00:10]  Wizzard requested the shortlist: [00:10]  COUNT [60%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:10]  ETERNAL [67%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:10]  GUESS [60%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:10]  WAVE [56%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:10] vote4 eternal [00:10] vote4 eternal [00:10] vote4 guess [00:10]  WAVE now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [00:10] That would indeed make it a Sevqueen [00:10]  COUNT now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [00:10] vote4 eternal [00:10]  Wizzard requested the shortlist: [00:10]  ETERNAL [67%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:10]  GUESS [60%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:10] vote4 eternal [00:10] vote4 eternal [00:10] ok, everyone vot again (my error) [00:11] vote4 guess [00:11] vote4 eternal [00:11] vote4 guess [00:11] Is this thing on? [00:11] *grrr* [00:11] vote4 eternal [00:11] vote4 guess [00:11] vote4 eternal [00:11] * Nemi trouts wizz [00:11] vote4 eternal [00:11] vote4 eternal [00:11] vote4 guess [00:11]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:11]  ETERNAL scored 8 vote(s). [00:11]  GUESS scored 4 vote(s). [00:11]  Votes cast: 12 Judges present: 12 [00:11] anyway [00:11] Hey! When did you last get a computer to do what you wanted? [00:11] And the winner is: ETERNAL [00:11]  Now in OFF mode. [00:11] and now it's REALLY off... [00:11] NOW it has a majority (And NO mutes!) [00:11] yay [00:11] when I scrapped my old one... [00:11] lotta good that did [00:11] it burned.... [00:11] vote4 eternal [00:11] !;) [00:11] oh yesssssssss [00:12] man did that confuzzle me [00:12] anything left for the transcript? [00:12] SPORK!!!!!! [00:12] i was off in another window - came back and you were voting again! [00:12] there [00:12] ok, not apparently [00:12]  Now in OFF mode. [00:12] Majel shutting up by shutting down ... [00:12] !!LOG SENT TO JOHNCOOK@SEV.COM.AU!! Session Close: Sat Mar 09 00:12:27 2002