Session Start: Fri Mar 15 23:22:26 2002 [23:22] * Logging #sevtrek to '#sevtrek.log' [23:22] *** Wizzard sets mode: +o EofSev [23:22] Bah! [23:22] Lets go [23:22] actually, i'd already started with Marina but nothing was happening (lag?) [23:22] Is this thing on? [23:22] Narf [23:22]  Now in OFF mode. [23:22]  Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREK, please stand by... [23:22]  Retrieval SEVTREK competition complete. [23:22]  EofSev requested the shortlist: [23:22]  ASKING [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:22]  COSTUME [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:22]  DAMAGE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:22]  DEVELOP [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:22]  EARS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:22]  FOLLOW [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:22]  PARKING [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:22]  SCISSORS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:22]  SLOW [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:22]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [23:22] Hmm [23:22] E, do NOT retrieve the punchline file again - it is done automatically [23:22] (I have no idea what to do - hehe) [23:23] It might be a bit slow. [23:23] *** Marina changes topic to 'Sev Judging is now in Session.' [23:23] oh, sorry - it's quite some time since I did this [23:23]  EofSev requested the shortlist: [23:23]  ASKING [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:23]  COSTUME [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:23]  DAMAGE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:23]  DEVELOP [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:23]  EARS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:23]  FOLLOW [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:23]  PARKING [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:23]  SCISSORS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:23]  SLOW [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:23] Since this part isn't tested too well, I'm afraid I might end up with errors in the punchlinefile, because it might write to it twice... [23:23] a bit slow? [23:23] sorry *looks embarrassed* [23:23] yes, it is [23:24]  EofSev asks about ASKING  [23:24]  "Well, for starters, you keep ASKING, 'are we there yet?'
" [23:24] CTCP PING reply from Marina: 56 seconds [23:24] CTCP PING reply from Marina: 38 seconds [23:24] a bit slow? [23:24] oops [23:24] LOL [23:24] I'm backing scissors [23:24] keep [23:24] keep [23:24] cut [23:24] *** ThunderMewtwo is now known as ThunderDragon [23:24] *heads towards door with her tail between her legs* [23:24] keep [23:24] cut [23:25]  ASKING now gets status: "Keep it!". [23:25]  3 keeps (60%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (40%) [[4 mutes ] [23:25] who muted?!?! [23:25] whree'd they come from? [23:25] CBM, Corsair, TD [23:25] corsair might be cut off again... [23:25] And Thomas, but he's AFK anyway [23:25]  EofSev asks about COSTUME  [23:25]  "It took that long for me to get into this COSTUME.
" [23:25] E: just proceed... [23:25] Hey, I have an excuse [23:26] cut [23:26] cut [23:26] already there mate [23:26] cut [23:26] cuthbert [23:26] cbm: and that is? [23:26] ... [23:26] cut [23:26] I was bringing up the punchlines page [23:26] cut [23:26] Why didn't you do so in advance? [23:26] cos the two times I showed them wasn't enough!! [23:26] apology accepted, captain needa ;) [23:26]  COSTUME now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:26]  0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (100%) [[3 mutes ] [23:26] yay [23:27]  EofSev asks about DAMAGE  [23:27]  "You already did enough DAMAGE to your own planet!
" [23:27] cut [23:27] keep !! [23:27] cut [23:27] cut [23:27] Joeno: 'Cause I usually forget. [23:27] neutral [23:27] Too obvious [23:27] cut [23:27] (sorry guido) [23:27] cut [23:27] cut [23:27] :0) [23:27]  DAMAGE now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:27]  1 keeps (17%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (83%) [[3 mutes ] [23:27] keep [23:27] so? i should feel sorry ;) [23:27] hehe [23:27]  EofSev asks about DEVELOP  [23:27]  "We needed to DEVELOP the Velcron neck pinch first.
" [23:27] *** Corsair has quit IRC (Quit: Later Freed!) [23:27] neutral [23:27] cut [23:27] cut [23:27] cut [23:27] cut [23:27] cut [23:28] keep [23:28]  DEVELOP now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:28]  1 keeps (14%) -- 1 neutrals (14%) -- 5 cuts (71%) [[1 mutes ] [23:28]  EofSev asks about EARS  [23:28]  "There's enough of it to explore between your EARS!
" [23:28] ROTFL! Keep! [23:28] keep !!!!!!!!!!!!!! [23:28] cut [23:28] *** Corsair has joined #sevtrek [23:28] YAY! [23:28] keep :0D !!!!! [23:28] assassin: keep/cut/neutral must be the first word [23:28] I can see this is going to be fun. [23:28]  Well since you asked: the current punchline is EARS  [23:28]  "There's enough of it to explore between your EARS!
" [23:28] keep [23:29] cut [23:29] Keep [23:29]  EARS now gets status: "Keep it!". [23:29]  4 keeps (67%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (33%) [[3 mutes ] [23:29] keep [23:29]  EofSev asks about FOLLOW  [23:29]  "Wherever you go, fast food franchises FOLLOW.
" [23:29] neutral [23:29] keep [23:29] cuthbert [23:29] cut [23:29] keep - this is my fave one, since there are so many here in Hungary [23:29] cut [23:29] cut [23:30]  FOLLOW now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:30]  2 keeps (29%) -- 1 neutrals (14%) -- 4 cuts (57%) [[2 mutes ] [23:30] * Corsair keeps lips shut so as not to insult the new guy..... [23:30] keep [23:30]  EofSev asks about PARKING  [23:30]  "Like it wasn't hard enough to get a PARKING space already...
" [23:31] Oh dear....... [23:32] Bah. What is up with this connection? [23:32] cut [23:32] keep - since there are so FEW in Hungary!!! [23:32] keep [23:32] Joeno - you've been voting quite late [23:32] cut [23:32] :D [23:32] lol [23:32] lol [23:32] cuthbert [23:32] lol@assassin [23:32] cut [23:32] *All the lonely people...where do they all come form?* [23:32] Yeah, I'm busy with other stuff [23:32] cut [23:32]  PARKING now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:32]  2 keeps (29%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (71%) [[2 mutes ] [23:32] it's aways right after i tally :0) (well, usually) [23:32] rms: don't keep faces in jars at the door... [23:32] *drums fingers* tally!! [23:32] cut [23:32] But no one was saved! [23:32] hnuh HMS? [23:32] [Wizzard PING] [23:32] marina is lagging [23:32] i know [23:32] WheW it's not just me then. [23:32] i hit tally a while back [23:32] It isn't coming through at my end.. [23:32]  PARKING now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:32]  2 keeps (25%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (75%) [[1 mutes ] [23:32] should i try again? [23:32] [Joeno PING reply]: 4secs [23:33] there it is :0) [23:33] At last! [23:33] the 2nd came from me [23:33] * EofSev looks utterly confuzzled * [23:33] aaah [23:33]  EofSev asks about SCISSORS  [23:33]  "You're like children running with SCISSORS... at warp 5.
" [23:33] It's not lagging, it's positively goofing off. [23:33] ping reply from marina: 39 seconds [23:33] cut [23:33] keep [23:33] cut [23:33] cut [23:33] cut [23:33] eep [23:33] cut - should have been warp 4.7 [23:33] BTW, E, We were quoting a Beatles song back there [23:34] oh, gotcha [23:34] cut [23:34]  SCISSORS now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:34]  1 keeps (14%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (86%) [[2 mutes ] [23:34] Hey! That assassin guy is hip to the stuff! [23:34] Damn! [23:34] cut [23:34] ;) [23:34]  EofSev asks about SLOW  [23:34]  "your ships are so SLOW they hold up the traffic
" [23:34] cut [23:34] keep [23:34] Corsair: I would expect him to be - he's got quite a reputation around here, you know :-) [23:34] cut [23:34] cut [23:34] (since there was so MUCH in Budapest today!) [23:34] cut [23:34] keep [23:34] cut [23:34] Oh? Do I know you assassin? [23:35] kinda of [23:35] it's nice you can relate all this too life assassin [23:35] kinda? [23:35] kinda [23:35] kind of [23:35] lol @ assassin [23:35]  SLOW now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:35]  2 keeps (29%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (71%) [[2 mutes ] [23:35] Sail the shi[ [23:35] Well, you could say I have lived a lot of it recently......:s [23:35] Chop the tree [23:35] Skip the rope [23:35] Look at meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee [23:35]  Now in FINAL mode. [23:35] Ooo, I hear the squeaky brakes of the delivery truck, my ink carts are here! BRB [23:35] :D [23:35] ALL TOGETEHR NO! [23:35]  EofSev requested the shortlist: [23:35]  ASKING [60%, 0] "Keep it!" [23:35]  EARS [71%, 0] "Keep it!" [23:35] NOW! [23:35] NO! [23:36] b w g r citmytb [23:37] vote4 ears [23:37] vote4 ears [23:37] vote4 ears [23:37] vite4 asking [23:37] vote4 ears [23:37] vote4 asking [23:37] vote4 ears [23:37] Asking is a bit too much of an injoke [23:37] vote4 ears [23:37] vote4 ears [23:37] it's a bit too much of a lame joke ;0) [23:37] heh [23:37] vote4 ears [23:37] I'm telling you, scissors was great! [23:37] "Have we voted yet?????" [23:37] thinking of - Guido - have you stopped carrying 10€ notes yet? [23:37] yep [23:37] u have [23:37]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [23:37]  EARS scored 8 vote(s). [23:37]  Votes cast: 8 Judges present: 9 [23:37] £ [23:37] actually, it was meant ot be a Euro sign [23:37] E: no, i managed top change them for 5 euro notes [23:37] lol [23:37] Next competition! [23:37] How do u do those [23:37] *** WooHoo has joined #sevtrek [23:37] They're on the same key as 4 and $ [23:37] EARS is a winner [23:38] ctrl alt 4 [23:38]  Now in OFF mode. [23:38]  Retrieving punchlines for competition SCIFI, please stand by... [23:38]  Retrieval SCIFI competition complete. [23:38]  EofSev requested the shortlist: [23:38]  ANSWER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:38]  BONGO [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:38]  EAR [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:38]  EXTRA [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:38]  FLOUR [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:38]  FOOT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:38]  LIGHTLY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:38]  NIMBLE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:38]  THICKER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:38]  WAYBREAD [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:38]  WEIGH [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:38]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [23:38] alt-e here [23:38] * WooHoo takes a look around [23:38] doesn't come up. [23:38] hey Rebecca [23:38] hi becky [23:38] hiya Bex [23:38] Give me a... ¤ [23:38] yo bex [23:38] just in time for scifi [23:38] hey bex [23:38] And alt-e gives é [23:38] where are we? [23:38] eh... AltGr-E [23:38]  EofSev asks about ANSWER  [23:38]  "I'd ANSWER that, but I refuse to sink to your level
" [23:38] Sci-Fi [23:38] just started scifi [23:38] keep [23:38] cut - *yawns* [23:38] Alt-e gives me the irc room box. [23:39] The one where legless goes postal was funny [23:39] cut [23:39] keep [23:39] keep [23:39] keep [23:39] neutral [23:39] Try the other alt - one of them gives me that box too [23:39] keep [23:39] yeah, alt does stuff with my letters [23:39] i get accents with alt codes [23:39] you with us Bex? [23:39]  ANSWER now gets status: "Keep it!". [23:39]  5 keeps (62%) -- 1 neutrals (12%) -- 2 cuts (25%) [[2 mutes ] [23:39] i'm loading the culled punchlines list.. [23:40] okies [23:40]  EofSev asks about BONGO  [23:40]  "I'm standing on BONGO, the fifth hobbit
" [23:40] Oh, I thought she was lagging so bad she was still 12. [23:40] [Wizzard PING] [23:40] * EofSev scowls at the lag * [23:40] cut [23:40] [EofSev PING] [23:40] keep - THIS is HILARIOUS!!!!! ;) [23:40] BTW, € is Alt+5 here... [23:40] keep [23:41] keep, but change the name to "Trotter" [23:41] cut [23:41] i get a 1 seond ping to Marina now [23:41] WooHoo, could you log onto AIM? [23:41] keep [23:41] I don't get it [23:41] keep [23:41] cut [23:41] cut [23:41] Never saw/read LOTR [23:41] * assassin slaps the lag with a large trout [23:41] Or anything else [23:41] RMS: You should [23:41] hmm, this is very weird [23:41]  BONGO now gets status: "Keep it!". [23:41]  5 keeps (56%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (44%) [[1 mutes ] [23:41] I only know of [23:41] it [23:42]  EofSev asks about EAR  [23:42]  "EAR-odynamics!
" [23:42] cut [23:42] E: huh? [23:42] keep [23:42] cut [23:42] cut [23:42] cut [23:42] too short [23:42] *** DrJonasBashir has joined #SEVTREK [23:42] cut [23:42] unga [23:42] no punchline can ever be too short! [23:42] lame [23:42] hey, sec-ass... check the mirc statusbar, the window on the right wing should read "WooHoo", please check it. [23:42] JB: Sci-Fi [23:42] EAR [23:42] hiya JB [23:42] Read JC's treatise on writing punchlines....short is good. [23:42] yeah [23:42] Our Brains Shrunk [23:42] Still [23:42]  EAR now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:42]  1 keeps (17%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (83%) [[5 mutes ] [23:42] I think it's TOO short [23:42] Thunder: why? if it isn't important i'm afraid i've got my mind on too many things already. :S [23:43]  EofSev asks about EXTRA  [23:43]  "EXTRA lift from my ears.
" [23:43] cut [23:43] cut [23:43] cut [23:43] 9 words and less is meant ot be best [23:43] cuthbert [23:43] obviously, Legless is Legolas the Elf [23:43] keep [23:43] cut [23:43] cut - too much like the last lame effort. [23:43] cut [23:43] though with the new trend, that's 4.5 words each speaker ;0) [23:43] Actually, ear jokes are spook's forte'. [23:44]  EXTRA now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:44]  1 keeps (12%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (88%) [[3 mutes ] [23:44] WooHoo: Yeah, yeah... (It's about a smaller project I and LOTM is working on...) [23:44] but this isn't spook [23:44] actually, there are too many era jokes... [23:44] ear? [23:44]  EofSev asks about FLOUR  [23:44]  "I make my waybread with elf-raising FLOUR.
" [23:44] ear jokes even [23:44] cut [23:44] cut [23:44] cut [23:44] cut - naaaaaaaaaaaaaaah [23:44] keep :0) [23:44] hey Wizz, I was meaning to ask you... [23:44] how about a private window on mirc? that'd be easier for me to keep track of... [23:44] cut [23:44] i kinda like it [23:44] Oh, I thought you meant too many Jurassic jokes.... heh. [23:44] cut [23:45] keep [23:45]  FLOUR now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:45]  2 keeps (25%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (75%) [[3 mutes ] [23:45] cut? what's that for a question? :P [23:45] That /de command to put that little line in here before you join... [23:45] Is there some kind of alias you create for that? [23:45]  EofSev asks about FOOT  [23:45]  "It's just a case of elfletes FOOT
" [23:45] neutral [23:45] keep [23:45] cut [23:45] cut [23:45] cut [23:45] keep [23:45] cut [23:45] 'Cause I tried it and it said "/de unknown command" [23:45] frack, are they all so lame? [23:45] cut [23:45] 'elf's fleet foot' would have been better [23:46] cbm: "/describe" is the full name of the command [23:46] WooHoo: OK [23:46] the first ocuple were good JB [23:46] cut [23:46] use /msg #sevtrek [23:46]  FOOT now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:46]  2 keeps (22%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 6 cuts (67%) [[2 mutes ] [23:46]  EofSev asks about LIGHTLY  [23:46]  "I walk LIGHTLY and carry a big bow!
" [23:46] JB: That doesn't work when you want to use it as an action [23:46] keep - *gets weird looks form Hungarians in net cafe* [23:46] hello, guillermo! [23:46] cuthbert [23:46] Yeah, I know, but when you use the /describer command, it'll put your nick ahead of whatever you type. [23:46] keep [23:46] cut [23:46] cut [23:46] ah, 'as an action' [23:46] And Wizz doesn't use mIRC, so the commands will probably differ. [23:46] hello rebecca! [23:46] cutr [23:46] cbm: yes. that's normall [23:46] cut [23:46] In other words, RTFHF [23:47] keep [23:47] "Speak softly and carry a beagle" [23:47] lol @ assassin [23:47] why are you getting weird looks? (assassin) [23:47]  LIGHTLY now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:47]  3 keeps (43%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (57%) [[4 mutes ] [23:47] Well, it don't do that with you. Unless it only displays my nick ahead of it in my mirc window. [23:47] mutes? [23:47] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o DrJonasBashir [23:47] Hungarians have NOOOOO sense of humour! ;) [23:47] cut [23:47] *smiles *took it's time! [23:47] *** DrJonasBashir sets mode: +vvv CBM Corsair RMS_Oceanic [23:47]  EofSev asks about NIMBLE  [23:47]  "You think this is NIMBLE? You should watch me Riverdance!
" [23:47] *** DrJonasBashir sets mode: +vvv ThunderDragon WooHoo _Thomas|AFK [23:48] cut [23:48] WooHoo to assassin, come in please. [23:48] cut [23:48] cut [23:48] cut!! [23:48] cut [23:48] *** Guybrush has joined #sevtrek [23:48] hi [23:48] cut [23:48] *** DrJonasBashir sets mode: +v Guybrush [23:48] keep [23:48] hey, Eight =] [23:48] hi 8 [23:48] do you see a window to the right of this one at the mirc statusbar? [23:48] ah, here you are :0) [23:48] *** Guybrush is now known as _8_of_12_ [23:48] Hello, 8! [23:48]  Well since you asked: the current punchline is NIMBLE  [23:48]  "You think this is NIMBLE? You should watch me Riverdance!
" [23:48] cut [23:48] <_8_of_12_> Hi, people. [23:48] Welcome! :-) [23:48] it'd be named "woohoo" [23:48] hiya 8 [23:48] cut [23:48] 8! [23:48] Long time no see [23:48] Love is all you need [23:48] cut [23:49] yeah it says woohoo with a plus sign before it [23:49]  NIMBLE now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:49]  1 keeps (11%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 8 cuts (89%) [[3 mutes ] [23:49]  EofSev asks about THICKER  [23:49]  "snow is THICKER than elves
" [23:49] Who's _Thomas|AFK? [23:49] keep [23:49] cut [23:49] neutral [23:49] cut [23:49] he's name's Thomas :0D [23:49] cut [23:49] cut [23:49] cut [23:49] Don't know - was AFK when I dropped in slightly more than two hours ago [23:49] <_8_of_12_> Very long time since I've been here, yeah [23:50] cut [23:50] <_8_of_12_> cut] [23:50] neutral [23:50]  THICKER now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:50]  1 keeps (10%) -- 2 neutrals (20%) -- 7 cuts (70%) [[2 mutes ] [23:50] <_8_of_12_> cut [23:50] Ooooo, for anyone who cares. The MP and the Holy Grail DVD special edition is a great buy! [23:50]  EofSev asks about WAYBREAD  [23:50]  "You should try my low-fat Elvish WAYBREAD!
" [23:50] They put a lot of work into it. [23:50] cut [23:50] cut [23:50] cut [23:50] i guessed it might be corsair [23:50] keep [23:50] <_8_of_12_> cut [23:50] cut [23:50] keep [23:50] I LOVE the lego version of Camelot :0D [23:50] cut [23:50] cuthbert [23:50] cut [23:50]  WAYBREAD now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:50]  2 keeps (20%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 8 cuts (80%) [[2 mutes ] [23:50] keep [23:50] <_8_of_12_> It really IS only a model, eh? [23:50]  EofSev asks about WEIGH  [23:50]  "Lack of character depth to WEIGH me down.
" [23:50] LOL [23:50] keep [23:50] yuppers [23:51] <_8_of_12_> cut [23:51] cut [23:51] cut [23:51] lol@8 [23:51] I haven't gone through the whole thing yet, like disk 2. But I can't wait! [23:51] cut [23:51] keep [23:51] neutral [23:51] LOL @ 8 not punchline [23:51] cut [23:51] cut [23:51] keep [23:51]  WEIGH now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:51]  3 keeps (30%) -- 1 neutrals (10%) -- 6 cuts (60%) [[2 mutes ] [23:51] EofS: URL, pleas? [23:51] to what JB? [23:51]  Now in FINAL mode. [23:51] Lego Camelot [23:51] *** LordOfTheMonkeys has joined #sevtrek [23:51] *** DrJonasBashir sets mode: +v LordOfTheMonkeys [23:51]  EofSev requested the shortlist: [23:51]  ANSWER [62%, 0] "Keep it!" [23:51]  BONGO [56%, 0] "Keep it!" [23:51] it's on the DVD, not online [23:51] <_8_of_12_> Hey, it's a funky monkey! [23:51] vote4 answer [23:51] vote4 answer [23:51] vote4 answer [23:51] hi [23:51] vote4 answer [23:51] vote4 answer [23:52] hi [23:52] The best ones seem to have been cut [23:52] I've just noticed you're SevLady for the night! =] [23:52] though i saw it because a friend got it over Morpheus [23:52] vote4 bongo [23:52] lol, yeah [23:52] it's slow progress :0) [23:52] the best ones are as usual not at all in the finalists [23:52] vote4 answer [23:52] but not my fault this time!! [23:52]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [23:52]  ANSWER scored 6 vote(s). [23:52]  BONGO scored 1 vote(s). [23:52]  Votes cast: 7 Judges present: 13 [23:52] <_8_of_12_> Ummmm... I abstain. One isn't funny, the other is too cheesy [23:52] Avoid the "Director's Cut" of Blade Runner. Bloody bad picture, and sound. [23:52] vote4 answer [23:52] that leaves 4 mutes [23:53] 4? [23:53] Yet a majority [23:53] yeah, sometimes they just all suck [23:53] then you type vot 2 abstaiiin [23:53] make it 5 [23:53] corsair: what? the director's cut makes sense, unlike the original release [23:53] oh yeah :0) [23:53] eh well [23:53] the book is better$$$ [23:53] !!! [23:53] E: thomas-afk [23:53] ANSWER wins [23:53] Like that Sevtrix sunday one a while back [23:53] No, not the cut itself Wizz, the technicals of the DVD suck. [23:53] vote4 answer [23:53] ok [23:53] it was 8 I'd forgotten [23:53] Why is everyone agreeing the best ones where cut, even though it was cut in the end! [23:53]  Now in OFF mode. [23:53]  Retrieving punchlines for competition THEPITS, please stand by... [23:53]  Retrieval THEPITS competition complete. [23:53]  EofSev requested the shortlist: [23:53]  CLOWN [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:53]  COSTUME [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:53]  DOUBLES [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:53]  GOOD [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:53]  HIGH [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:53]  MASS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:53]  MIRACLES [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:53]  NOT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:53]  POOR [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:53]  UNFORTUNATE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:53]  VEILS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [23:53]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [23:54] good question [23:54] <_8_of_12_> Huh? [23:54] joeno: i disagree. i said the best ones weren't even there [23:54]  EofSev asks about CLOWN  [23:54]  "Sorry, we don't rent CLOWN suits!
" [23:54] cut [23:54] cut [23:54] cut [23:54] keep [23:54] cut [23:54] cut [23:54] cut [23:54] <_8_of_12_> Just a note to anyone concerned: 'My Unimatrix' will be going offline for good in a few days. [23:54] without the '!' to show aplomb, that'd be a classic [23:54] !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [23:54] cut [23:54] That was JC's choice, however after that, everyone seemed to agree with me, even though it was their choice [23:55] Huh? [23:55] <_8_of_12_> cut [23:55] cut [23:55] cut [23:55] why? [23:55]  CLOWN now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:55]  1 keeps (9%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 10 cuts (91%) [[2 mutes ] [23:55] I mean the punchline [23:55] What's that mean about your unimatrix [23:55] whywhywhywhywhy? [23:55] ? [23:55]  EofSev asks about COSTUME  [23:55]  "I believe you want the COSTUME shop next door sir
" [23:55] huh? i think one of the best punchlines which were there won [23:55] keep - this is SOOOOOOO English!!!!! [23:55] cut [23:55] keep [23:55] cut [23:55] * DrJonasBashir stays mute =] [23:55] keep [23:55] <_8_of_12_> Doesn't really matter anyway. Most people are clueless as to what it is. :) [23:55] keep [23:55] <_8_of_12_> keep [23:55] it's an Aussie cartoon :0) [23:55] What about The Galactic Handbook? [23:55] cut [23:55] THIS IS APLOMB!! [23:55] He looks like the EMH to me [23:55] butbutbutbutbut!!!! [23:55] keep [23:55] RMS: To me too =P [23:55] keep :0) [23:55] <_8_of_12_> Galactic Handbook will stay up. It won't be updated though. [23:55] why!!!!! [23:56] Yeah, E, but how many English older people live in Oz? [23:56] sno fair [23:56] Little Jack Horner has A Plum..... [23:56] * EofSev pouts * [23:56]  COSTUME now gets status: "Keep it!". [23:56]  7 keeps (70%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (30%) [[3 mutes ] [23:56] I'll hold Marina hostage! [23:56] 8: pity... [23:56]  EofSev asks about DOUBLES  [23:56]  "You don't need suits, you need stunt DOUBLES.
" [23:56] <_8_of_12_> A fair bit, actually. I was talking to one yesterday. [23:56] cut [23:56] keep [23:56] neuitral [23:56] neutral [23:56] neutral [23:56] <_8_of_12_> keep [23:56] Don't do it 8!! She means it!! She has a big sharp... [23:56] keep [23:56] cut [23:57] Trout! Trout? [23:57] keep [23:57] a big sharp what?... [23:57] keep [23:57] Narf... [23:57] trout [23:57] better check that .=] [23:57] ;0) [23:57] <_8_of_12_> Jonas, stop playing with the tallybot [23:57] keep [23:57] Salmon! [23:57]  DOUBLES now gets status: "Keep it!". [23:57]  6 keeps (60%) -- 2 neutrals (20%) -- 2 cuts (20%) [[3 mutes ] [23:57] That was not JB, that was E... [23:57] but, dad, it's so funny =P [23:57]  EofSev asks about GOOD  [23:57]  "How GOOD are the guests' vision?
" [23:57] cut [23:57] cut [23:57] cut [23:57] cut [23:57] cut [23:57] keep [23:58] sorry, but I'm upset [23:58] keep [23:58] Why is E upset? [23:58] <_8_of_12_> cut [23:58] cuz of 8's situation? [23:58] see what 8 has been saying [23:58]  GOOD now gets status: "It's cut!". [23:58]  2 keeps (25%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (75%) [[5 mutes ] [23:58] come on mutes!!!!!!!!! [23:58] <_8_of_12_> It can't be helped. I'm losing net access. [23:58] cut [23:58] *sniffles* [23:58] Why? [23:58] <_8_of_12_> And there's no use in keeping an online comic online if it doesn't get updated. [23:58]  EofSev asks about HIGH  [23:58]  "Setting our expectations a bit HIGH, aren't we.
" [23:58] keep [23:59] keep [23:59] i guess so [23:59] cut [23:59] cut [23:59] keep [23:59] keep [23:59] What about people that want to see it [23:59] well it still sucks! [23:59] cut [23:59] * EofSev lets Marina go * [23:59] You might as well keep it so people can remeber you [23:59] keep [23:59] cut [23:59]  HIGH now gets status: "Keep it!". [23:59]  5 keeps (56%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (44%) [[4 mutes ] [23:59] Speak UP Mutes!!!! [23:59] <_8_of_12_> My friend is taking his modem back. :) And I don't think many people want to see it, it's only new and won't be missed. [23:59] <_8_of_12_> cut [23:59] I'll miss it [23:59] direct it to me and I'll see Session Time: Sat Mar 16 00:00:00 2002 [00:00]  HIGH now gets status: "Equal vote.". [00:00]  5 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (50%) [[3 mutes ] [00:00] <_8_of_12_> Errr... http://unimatrix.sevspace.com [00:00]  EofSev asks about MASS  [00:00]  "Yes, but it involves MASS hypnotizism!
" [00:00] cut [00:00] cut [00:00] HIGH needs a question mark at the end. [00:00] cut [00:00] cut [00:00] cut [00:00] cut [00:00] I don't know why my 'greater than' symbol doesn't work [00:00] weird [00:00] keep [00:01] this one's great, people! [00:01] Maybe it's Less Than perfect..... [00:01] <_8_of_12_> Because your keyboard is 'less than' perfect. :) [00:01] keep [00:01]  MASS now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:01]  2 keeps (25%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (75%) [[5 mutes ] [00:01] <_8_of_12_> cut [00:01] if the dot works, the > should too [00:01] cut [00:01] *drum fill* [00:01] thanks, joeno! [00:01] try using a Hungarian keyboard! [00:01] :-) [00:01] Hey! we think alike 8!!!! [00:01]  EofSev asks about MIRACLES  [00:01]  "Try the church down the street. They do MIRACLES.
" [00:01] keep [00:01] keep [00:01] <_8_of_12_> Corsair stole my corny joke! :) [00:01] keep [00:01] keep [00:01] cut [00:01] keep [00:01] keep [00:01] I love this one [00:01] keep [00:01] cut [00:01] <_8_of_12_> keep [00:01] <_8_of_12_> cut [00:01] keep [00:01]  MIRACLES now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:01]  8 keeps (73%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (27%) [[2 mutes ] [00:01]  EofSev asks about NOT  [00:01]  "We rent suits, NOT miracles.
" [00:02] 'cheesy' not 'corny'? should I give you your shovel back, 8? [00:02] cut [00:02] cut - naff] [00:02] cut [00:02] cut [00:02] <_8_of_12_> keep [00:02] cut (too similar to the last one) [00:02] can you rent miracles? [00:02] cut [00:02] cut [00:02] cut [00:02] damned alphabet! [00:02] <_8_of_12_> Nah, you might as well keep it. You'll be able to put it to better use than I can [00:02] cut [00:02]  NOT now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:02]  1 keeps (10%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 9 cuts (90%) [[3 mutes ] [00:02] Yeah - they last 24 hours then you take them back dirty [00:02]  EofSev asks about POOR  [00:02]  "My condolences to the POOR lady
" [00:02] cut [00:02] keep [00:02] keep [00:02] <_8_of_12_> I'm going to get some breakfast. BRB. [00:02] <_8_of_12_> cut [00:03] neutral [00:03] cut [00:03] cut [00:03] cu [00:03] keep [00:03] keep [00:03] keep [00:03]  POOR now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:03]  5 keeps (50%) -- 1 neutrals (10%) -- 4 cuts (40%) [[3 mutes ] [00:03]  EofSev asks about UNFORTUNATE  [00:03]  "So, who's the UNFORTUNATE young lady?
" [00:03] cut - worse than last one [00:03] cut [00:03] cut [00:03] neutral [00:03] cut [00:03] cut [00:04] this needs to lose the young [00:04] cut anyway [00:04] cut [00:04] cut [00:04] and it should be unlucky [00:04] so all in all :0D [00:04]  UNFORTUNATE now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:04]  0 keeps (0%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 8 cuts (89%) [[4 mutes ] [00:04]  EofSev asks about VEILS  [00:04]  "Sorry sir, VEILS are for brides only.
" [00:04] keep - ROTFL!!!!! [00:04] <_8_of_12_> cut [00:04] keep [00:04] this one scares me [00:04] keep [00:04] unlucky isn't a snooty word [00:04] keep [00:04] neutral [00:04] cut [00:04] keep [00:05] keep [00:05] yes, but the phrase is "Who's the lucky lady?" [00:05]  VEILS now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:05]  6 keeps (67%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 2 cuts (22%) [[4 mutes ] [00:05] bye [00:05]  Now in FINAL mode. [00:05] *** LordOfTheMonkeys has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving) [00:05] bye LotM [00:05]  EofSev requested the shortlist: [00:05]  COSTUME [70%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:05]  DOUBLES [60%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:05]  HIGH [50%, 0] "Equal vote." [00:05]  MIRACLES [73%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:05]  POOR [50%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:05]  VEILS [67%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:05] bye [00:05] vote4 high [00:05] vote4 costume [00:05] vote4 miracles [00:05] vote4 hihg [00:05] vote4 high [00:05] vote4 veils [00:05] vote4 miracles [00:05] vote4 doubles [00:05] <_8_of_12_> vote4 doubles [00:05] actually, it oughta be body doubles not stunt doubles didn't it [00:06]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:06]  COSTUME scored 1 vote(s). [00:06]  DOUBLES scored 2 vote(s). [00:06]  HIGH scored 2 vote(s). [00:06]  MIRACLES scored 2 vote(s). [00:06]  VEILS scored 1 vote(s). [00:06]  Votes cast: 8 Judges present: 12 [00:06] vote4 veils [00:06]  VEILS now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [00:06] hm [00:06] NOOOOO [00:06] cut costumes [00:06] ooooooookay [00:06] oops [00:06] cut costume, too [00:06]  COSTUME now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [00:06] vote4 miracles [00:06] vote4 miracles [00:06] mutes [00:06] revote JB, CBM, assassin please [00:07] vote4 miracles [00:07] :0) i saw [00:07] CBM already voted.. [00:07]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:07]  DOUBLES scored 2 vote(s). [00:07]  HIGH scored 2 vote(s). [00:07]  MIRACLES scored 3 vote(s). [00:07]  Votes cast: 7 Judges present: 12 [00:07] what if none appeal And that last was therefore completely and utterly useless :-P [00:07] i noticed Joeno [00:07] then vote2 abstain like I often do [00:07] Tough luck, assassin. >:-] [00:07] vote4 miracles [00:07] yay [00:07] vote4 miracles [00:07] * CBM sings to E: "Open up your ey-es! [00:07] vote2 abstain [00:07] vote4 miracles [00:07] i was TYPING! [00:08]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:08]  DOUBLES scored 1 vote(s). [00:08]  HIGH scored 2 vote(s). [00:08]  MIRACLES scored 5 vote(s). [00:08]  Votes cast: 8 Judges present: 12 [00:08] vote4 miracles [00:08] :o) [00:08] clear enough? [00:08] cut doubles, to be sure.. [00:08] 6-2-1-2 is pretty clear to me [00:08] is 2 me [00:08] vote4 high [00:08] NOt yet into the majority thingie [00:08] HA! [00:08] grrrrrrr [00:08] and still some mutes [00:08]  DOUBLES now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [00:09] >=] [00:09] revote please 8 [00:09] And perhaps a retally... [00:09] <_8_of_12_> vote4 high [00:09]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:09]  HIGH scored 4 vote(s). [00:09]  MIRACLES scored 6 vote(s). [00:09]  Votes cast: 10 Judges present: 12 [00:09] on it's way Joeno [00:09] This is one for the Sevqueen. Even I admit her power. [00:09] <_8_of_12_> I was gonna vote for MIRACLES... but then I saw HIGH... [00:09] 8, ur comics r good [00:09] Churches can't do miracles anyway, they can only ask for them.... [00:09] Well, I'm jettin' now. [00:09] Two mutes, counting assassin, which means MIRACLES has a majority. [00:09]  Now in OFF mode. [00:09]  Retrieving punchlines for competition TWIST, please stand by... [00:09]  Retrieval TWIST competition complete. [00:09]  EofSev requested the shortlist: [00:09]  CRATERS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:09]  CREATOR [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:09]  DINOSAURS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:09]  FOR [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:09]  HAPPENS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:09]  IMPACTS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:09]  READ [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:09]  SINGED [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:09]  SPEED [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:09]  WILLIS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:09]  WIPED [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:09]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:09] <_8_of_12_> Good while they lasted, yeah. Thanks, Oceanic [00:10] Crazy parents want me off after I haven't even been on for two hours, [00:10] <_8_of_12_> Catch you on the flip side, CBM [00:10] yuo [00:10] yup [00:10] cja CBM [00:10] See y'all [00:10] bye [00:10]  EofSev asks about CRATERS  [00:10]  "CRATERS happen
" [00:10] I have to leave!!!!! They have national celebration here and they want to party [00:10] Later CBM! [00:10] cut [00:10] cut [00:10] bye assassin - later [00:10] *** CBM has quit IRC (Quit: The Mustang Man goeth.........) [00:10] cut [00:10] bye assassin [00:10] Have fun, assassin [00:10] cut [00:10] it's that time again! [00:10] <_8_of_12_> Seeya, Pteppic [00:10] cut [00:10] enjoy the party [00:11] <_8_of_12_> cut [00:11] Ok A**N! Later! [00:11] *the crowd goes 'boo' 'hiss [00:11] OP GIVEAWAY! [00:11]  CRATERS now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:11]  0 keeps (0%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (100%) [[5 mutes ] [00:11] wahoo! =P [00:11] *gets very drunk quickly then forgets how to log out* [00:11] go on, EoS [00:11] you can't get better [00:11]  EofSev asks about CREATOR  [00:11]  "Crater CREATOR!
" [00:11] *** assassin has quit IRC (Quit: ) [00:11] cut [00:11] cut [00:11] keep [00:11] i was just checking the punchword [00:11] <_8_of_12_> cut [00:11] (6 cuts, 5 mutes won't fix that up =P) [00:11] god, i make ONE mistake and everyone thinks I'm incompetent! [00:11] cut [00:11] cur [00:11] ROTFL [00:12] no mistake =] [00:12] cut [00:12] keep [00:12] E: we don't think you're incompetent :P [00:12] no, i did make a mistake :0) [00:12] hey!!!!! [00:12] That has nothing to do with mistakes E.... [00:12] * EofSev darts Guido * [00:12] I said nothing about darts :0P [00:12] you should have stressed 'don't', not 'think', Wizz =P [00:12]  CREATOR now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:12]  2 keeps (29%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (71%) [[3 mutes ] [00:12] * Wizzard trouts EofS [00:12] oy! [00:12] cut [00:12]  EofSev asks about DINOSAURS  [00:12]  "Comets 1, DINOSAURS 0
" [00:13] cut [00:13] neutral [00:13] <_8_of_12_> leep [00:13] <_8_of_12_> keep [00:13] * EofSev feels very small * [00:13] cut [00:13] keep [00:13] keep [00:13] keep [00:13] cut [00:13] Ahh, ok [00:13] keep [00:13]  DINOSAURS now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:13]  5 keeps (62%) -- 1 neutrals (12%) -- 2 cuts (25%) [[2 mutes ] [00:13]  EofSev asks about FOR  [00:13]  "I brake FOR craters!
" [00:14] keep [00:14] cut [00:14] <_8_of_12_> cut [00:14] cut [00:14] cut [00:14] * WooHoo pats E's shoulder. It's going well. [00:14] cut [00:14] if it braked, the crater wouldn't happen [00:14] exactly [00:14] i know it is Bex (now the lag's celared up) but no-one treats me like it is [00:14]  FOR now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:14]  1 keeps (17%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (83%) [[4 mutes ] [00:15]  EofSev asks about HAPPENS  [00:15]  "Extinction HAPPENS
" [00:15] keep [00:15] keep [00:15] kep [00:15] cut [00:15] keep [00:15] keep [00:15] keep! [00:15] cut [00:15] #roll 1d6 [00:15] -RPGServ:#SEVTREK- [00:15] *** DrJonasBashir sets mode: +o _Thomas|AFK [00:15] <_8_of_12_> keep [00:15] *** EofSev sets mode: -o _Thomas|AFK [00:15] Ehmm... JB... He's AFK. What's the use of the op then...? [00:15] what was that about "no #rolling or you'll be kicked"? ;) [00:15] I'm gonna counter that decision [00:15] er... yeah, I'll roll again =P [00:15]  HAPPENS now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:15]  6 keeps (75%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (25%) [[2 mutes ] [00:15] Good question, Wizz... :-) [00:16] hey, this is THE exception =] [00:16] * Joeno searches for the boot [00:16] Says who? [00:16]  EofSev asks about IMPACTS  [00:16]  "I Brake for IMPACTS
" [00:16] now I have to roll again =P [00:16] keep [00:16] <_8_of_12_> cut [00:16] belh, I'll roll on my channel [00:16] cut [00:16] cut [00:16] cut [00:16] keep [00:16] This one should say "I impact FOR brakes." [00:16] 'cos the impacts WOULDN'T HAPPEN! [00:16] well, E.. why do you think i never run the JS? (except never making it on time) [00:16] lol [00:16] * Joeno sets mode #sevtrek "-roll" [00:16]  IMPACTS now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:16]  2 keeps (33%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (67%) [[4 mutes ] [00:16] a two [00:16] *** DrJonasBashir sets mode: +o RMS_Oceanic [00:17] cut [00:17] DARNIT!! [00:17] what??? [00:17]  EofSev asks about READ  [00:17]  "If you can READ this you'll soon be extinct.
" [00:17] cut [00:17] keep [00:17] <_8_of_12_> cut [00:17] cut [00:17] cut [00:17] keep [00:17] keep [00:17] that would have been me in a normal week :0D [00:17] It's mine [00:17] If I can read it, I can get out of the way.... [00:17] if you can read it you'll be very close [00:17]  READ now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:17]  3 keeps (43%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (57%) [[3 mutes ] [00:17] so many mutes... [00:18] DAMN!!!!!!!!! [00:18] mutes? - we have two [00:18]  EofSev asks about SINGED  [00:18]  "Tailgaters will be SINGED!
" [00:18] 3 [00:18] keep [00:18] keep [00:18] cut [00:18] cut [00:18] keep [00:18] "For a comedy I didn't laugh which I think is a bit of a problem" - quote from a review show :0D [00:18] never mind about the mutes [00:18] cut [00:19] 2 - Thomas doesn't ocunt [00:19]  SINGED now gets status: "Keep for now.". [00:19]  3 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (50%) [[4 mutes ] [00:19]  EofSev asks about SPEED  [00:19]  "I SPEED up for gravity wells
" [00:19] wait, I'll be on the phone [00:19] keep [00:19] keep [00:19] cut [00:19] keep [00:19] cut [00:19] Yeah, like no one knows that. [00:19] keep [00:20] cut [00:20]  SPEED now gets status: "Keep for now.". [00:20]  3 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (50%) [[4 mutes ] [00:20]  EofSev asks about WILLIS  [00:20]  "I H8 Bruce WILLIS
" [00:20] cuthbert [00:20] cut [00:20] neutral [00:20] <_8_of_12_> keep [00:20] cuthbert [00:21] <_8_of_12_> I like this one. :) [00:21] cut [00:21] cut [00:21] damn, i just inadvertantly cut the last one didn't I [00:21] or did I? [00:21] I dunno, You're SEV [00:21] i said cuthbery between asking for the new one and hte new one showing [00:21]  WILLIS now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:21]  1 keeps (17%) -- 1 neutrals (17%) -- 4 cuts (67%) [[4 mutes ] [00:22] yes, but i'm a still lagged sev(wo)man [00:22]  EofSev asks about WIPED  [00:22]  "My other comet WIPED out the dinosaurs.
" [00:22] <_8_of_12_> Looks like I was alone in that liking! [00:22] keep [00:22] keep [00:22] keep [00:22] keep [00:22] keep [00:22] it was too thingy a reference [00:22] keep [00:22] is there any way i can rethingy singed? [00:23] 3 mutes still [00:23]  WIPED now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:23]  6 keeps (100%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 0 cuts (0%) [[4 mutes ] [00:23] <_8_of_12_> cut [00:23]  Now in FINAL mode. [00:23]  EofSev requested the shortlist: [00:23]  DINOSAURS [62%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:23]  HAPPENS [75%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:23]  SINGED [50%, 0] "Keep for now." [00:23]  SPEED [50%, 0] "Keep for now." [00:23]  WIPED [86%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:23] vote4 wiped [00:23] yay, i didn't cut it! [00:23] vote4 wiped [00:23] vote4 happens [00:23] vote4 singed [00:24] vote4 singed [00:24] Lowered it's average perhaps... [00:24] vote4 wiped [00:24] <_8_of_12_> vote4 dinosaurs [00:24] no - the problem was that it had been perfectly balanced :0D [00:24]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:24]  DINOSAURS scored 1 vote(s). [00:24]  HAPPENS scored 1 vote(s). [00:24]  SINGED scored 2 vote(s). [00:24]  WIPED scored 3 vote(s). [00:24]  Votes cast: 7 Judges present: 10 [00:24] narfity [00:24] cut dinosaurs [00:24]  HAPPENS now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [00:24] vote4 wiped [00:24]  DINOSAURS now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [00:25] 8? [00:25] <_8_of_12_> vote4 wiped [00:25] TD? [00:25] vote4 wiped [00:25]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:25]  SINGED scored 2 vote(s). [00:25]  WIPED scored 6 vote(s). [00:25]  Votes cast: 8 Judges present: 10 [00:26] We seem to have a winner [00:26] WIPED wins [00:26] dang [00:26]  Now in OFF mode. [00:26]  Retrieving punchlines for competition SUNDAY, please stand by... [00:26]  Retrieval SUNDAY competition complete. [00:26]  EofSev requested the shortlist: [00:26]  BURIED [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:26]  DOUBLE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:26]  DUSTING [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:26]  MAID [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:26]  POT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:26]  POWER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:26]  REALLY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:26]  STUNNING [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:26]  TYPICAL [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:26]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:26] Doesn't the last vamp look like wayne? [00:26] Lance is there too [00:26]  EofSev asks about BURIED  [00:26]  "I hate it when I'm BURIED by my work
" [00:26] Ohhh yeah! [00:26] keep :0) [00:26] keep [00:26] cut [00:26] cut [00:27] keep [00:27] could have been a crossover joke... [00:27] ooh, the comet picture - so that's what it ooks like! [00:27] keep [00:27] Lance isn't very obvious, though - you'll really have to look well to see who he is [00:27] keep [00:27]  BURIED now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:27]  5 keeps (71%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (29%) [[3 mutes ] [00:27] I saw him very wuickly [00:27]  EofSev asks about DOUBLE  [00:27]  "Dusting vamps is definitely a DOUBLE entendre
" [00:27] keep [00:27] He looks very different without the chin - I first didn't think it wasn't him [00:27] <_8_of_12_> cut [00:27] cut [00:28] keep [00:28] neutral [00:28] cut [00:28] back [00:28] cut [00:28]  DOUBLE now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:28]  2 keeps (29%) -- 1 neutrals (14%) -- 4 cuts (57%) [[3 mutes ] [00:28] cut [00:28]  EofSev asks about DUSTING  [00:28]  "*Sigh* From DUSTING vamps to dusting vamps...
" [00:28] <_8_of_12_> cut [00:28] keep [00:28] It HAS to be Wayne though....he doesn't even put up a fight.... [00:28] cut [00:28] keep [00:29] cut [00:29] keep [00:29] keep [00:29] Wayne is obvious, yes [00:29] cut [00:29]  DUSTING now gets status: "Equal vote.". [00:29]  4 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (50%) [[2 mutes ] [00:29]  EofSev asks about MAID  [00:29]  "I don't need a watcher, I need a MAID!
" [00:29] keep [00:29] keep :0) [00:29] cut [00:29] keep [00:30] cut [00:30] cut [00:30] <_8_of_12_> cut [00:30] cut [00:30] :0( [00:30] i like this one [00:30]  MAID now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:30]  3 keeps (38%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (62%) [[2 mutes ] [00:30]  EofSev asks about POT  [00:30]  "Why couldn't they go up in a cloud of POT-pourri?
" [00:30] cut [00:30] cut [00:30] cut [00:30] heehee - vote4 pot [00:30] cut [00:30] keep [00:31] <_8_of_12_> cut [00:31] Heyyyyyyyyyyyy mannnnnnnnnnnnnn! [00:31] <_8_of_12_> huh? [00:31]  POT now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:31]  1 keeps (17%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (83%) [[4 mutes ] [00:31] come on, half are mutes! [00:31]  EofSev asks about POWER  [00:31]  "Girl POWER, Vamp powder.
" [00:31] POT gets cut, rolled into paper and smoked? ;) [00:31] cut [00:31] keep [00:31] keep [00:31] yuppers Guido [00:31] keep [00:31] not htat i'd know of ocurse [00:31] bit contreversial there [00:31] cut [00:32] keep [00:32] (sp?) [00:32] Cut? It's not even pure? What a ripoff! [00:32] well, your royal family sets nice examples in that, eh E? ;) [00:32] <_8_of_12_> cut [00:32] yuppers 8 [00:32] cut [00:32] did you know he's one day younger than my best friend Pea? [00:32] Hmm [00:32]  POWER now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:32]  3 keeps (38%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (62%) [[2 mutes ] [00:32] <_8_of_12_> Whut? [00:32] Harry [00:33]  EofSev asks about REALLY  [00:33]  "And now my work REALLY begins...
" [00:33] kee [00:33] keep [00:33] keep [00:33] keep [00:33] <_8_of_12_> Harry... Pothead? [00:33] ............ [00:33] keep [00:33] <_8_of_12_> cut [00:33] Too damn easy [00:33] Harry as in Prince Harry [00:33] that was in the papers the day after it was revealed [00:33] underage drinking? drugs? [00:33] ... or "Harry Pothead" [00:33] My borther called copyrights cus he said it the night before [00:33] :) [00:33] keep [00:33]  REALLY now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:33]  5 keeps (83%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 1 cuts (17%) [[4 mutes ] [00:33] cut [00:33] <_8_of_12_> I'm lost. Frell it. [00:33] i didn't really care about it [00:34] it was Prince Harry who took drugs 8 [00:34] *** Blueberrie has joined #sevtrek [00:34] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Blueberrie [00:34] <_8_of_12_> I'm not fully awake, I'm depressed, and I couldn't care less. [00:34] i knew that [00:34] Hello Blueberrie! [00:34] Hi [00:34]  EofSev asks about STUNNING  [00:34]  "Next time, I go STUNNING with a dust-buster!
" [00:34] BLUE! [00:34] cut [00:34] hiya Erin - Sunday comp [00:34] 12Welcome [00:34] keep [00:34] Wow, you're still judging? [00:34] <_8_of_12_> cut [00:34] yes [00:34] keep [00:34] <_8_of_12_> Yeah, blame E for that [00:34] * WooHoo puts a gag on BB sssh! [00:34] Get in on it Blue, for old time's sake. [00:34] we started late and had very bad lag [00:34] keep [00:34] * WooHoo trouts 8 [00:34] he erin! [00:34] * EofSev glares at 8 and cries * [00:35] thanks Bex [00:35] Yeah, so now it's all my fault, right? [00:35] keep [00:35] * EofSev hugs Bex * [00:35] We had some bad lagging earlier Blue. [00:35] *** _Thomas|AFK has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [00:35]  STUNNING now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:35]  4 keeps (67%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (33%) [[4 mutes ] [00:35] keep [00:35] I see. [00:35] * WooHoo pats E, embarrassed [00:35]  EofSev asks about TYPICAL  [00:35]  "TYPICAL men... leave me to clean up the mess.
" [00:35] Hmph, and Marina is just a backupbot, anyway - even though she seems to be the bot lately.. [00:35] keep !!! [00:35] keep [00:35] keep [00:35] keep [00:35] keep [00:35] keep [00:35] keep [00:35] <_8_of_12_> cut [00:35] Can anyone post a picture? I lost my avitar site. [00:35] i happened to have her pop ups open :0) [00:35] <_8_of_12_> A very sexist punchline there. [00:36]  TYPICAL now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:36]  7 keeps (88%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 1 cuts (12%) [[2 mutes ] [00:36] but funny [00:36]  Now in FINAL mode. [00:36] <_8_of_12_> Nah, not really [00:36]  EofSev requested the shortlist: [00:36]  BURIED [71%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:36]  DUSTING [50%, 0] "Equal vote." [00:36]  REALLY [71%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:36]  STUNNING [71%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:36]  TYPICAL [88%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:36] E, you are very lazy [00:36] vote4 really [00:36] vote4 buried [00:36] vote4 really [00:36] vote4 stunning [00:36] not lazy Joeno [00:36] <_8_of_12_> vote2 abstain [00:36] *** _Thomas|AFK has joined #sevtrek [00:36] vote4 buried [00:36] What do you call it, then? [00:37] vote4 buried [00:37] it's not that changing to Majel would have taken effort [00:37] And why didn't you? [00:37] i dunno [00:37] Marina happened to be open [00:37] vote4 typical [00:37]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:37]  BURIED scored 3 vote(s). [00:37]  REALLY scored 2 vote(s). [00:37]  STUNNING scored 1 vote(s). [00:37]  TYPICAL scored 1 vote(s). [00:37]  Votes cast: 7 Judges present: 11 [00:37] vote4 typical [00:37] I'll revote [00:37] Anyway, don't complain about the lag, then :-P [00:37] I'm here as well [00:37] I won't revote =P [00:37] Speak UP Mutes! [00:37] and since I'm very dense computer wise, i wasn't sure if the whole sevspace thingy might screw majel [00:38]  STUNNING now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [00:38] Don't cut typical [00:38]  TYPICAL now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [00:38] damn, sorry [00:38] It had two votes! [00:38] yep... [00:38] vote4 really [00:38] okies, two mistakes now :0) [00:38] maybe going back to Elimination? [00:38] i didn't see it [00:38] and add it? [00:38] Nah, I'll fix it... when I can find the syntax [00:38] Really is really the only one you should really vote for... [00:39] which is why i did [00:39] vote4 buried [00:39] RMS - do you wanna vote4 really not typical? [00:39] You didn't see Marina before you activated her [00:39] How's that for Overt subliminal advertising? [00:39] <_8_of_12_> bbgfdyyyyu [00:39]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:40]  BURIED scored 4 vote(s). [00:40]  REALLY scored 3 vote(s). [00:40]  Votes cast: 7 Judges present: 11 [00:40] Hmm, letmethinkactuallyilikedmyonewhichwent: [00:40] Dust: We still have you surrounded, Stunner! [00:40] <_8_of_12_> Sorry about that. I felt the pressing need to face plant on the keyboard. [00:40]  Joeno requested the shortlist: [00:40]  BURIED [71%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:40]  DUSTING [50%, 0] "Equal vote." [00:40]  REALLY [71%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:40]  TYPICAL [88%, 0] "status" [00:40] *** _Thomas|AFK is now known as CptThomas [00:40] Hmm, it'll work [00:40] *** DrJonasBashir sets mode: +v CptThomas [00:40] vote4 typical [00:40] vote again on TYPICAL, please [00:40] Actually, that's pretty good [00:40] wait, RMS [00:40] vote4 really [00:40] <_8_of_12_> vote2 abstain [00:40] huh? [00:40] must we all revote? [00:40] <_8_of_12_> Apparently [00:40] seems like that [00:40] No, if you want to vote on typical, vote again now [00:40] *wishes she wasnt so computer dense* [00:40] vote4 typical [00:41] The others are still there [00:41] okay [00:41] vote4 really [00:41] vote4 really [00:41] vote4 typical [00:41] okies [00:41]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:41]  BURIED scored 4 vote(s). [00:41]  REALLY scored 3 vote(s). [00:41]  TYPICAL scored 2 vote(s). [00:41]  Votes cast: 9 Judges present: 11 [00:41] wait a sec [00:41] Wendy? [00:41] okay [00:41] Wait for Thomas... [00:41] cut typical NOW? [00:41] Get's cut anyway. [00:41] not yet [00:41] I am waiting [00:41] looks like a queenie [00:41] bah. just cut it. [00:41] looks like a queenie [00:41] Two mutes does not a queenie make. [00:41] Thomas, have you decided yet? [00:41] cut typical NOW? [00:41] I'd probably get yelled at [00:41] Wizz, I'm giving you the evil eye [00:41] vote4 typical [00:42] ;0) [00:42] WAHOO! [00:42] grrrrr [00:42] now it's a queen [00:42] wizz: desperately want it cut? :) [00:42] *scowls at Thomas* [00:42] That is why it shouldn't have been cut...! [00:42] This is one for the Sevqueen. Even I admit her power. [00:42] looks like a queenie [00:42] yep! [00:42] Sevqueen! [00:42] yes, we'll give it a second chance =] [00:42] woohoo: no, i wanted the session proceeding [00:42] hello? [00:42]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:42]  BURIED scored 4 vote(s). [00:42]  REALLY scored 3 vote(s). [00:42]  TYPICAL scored 3 vote(s). [00:42]  Votes cast: 10 Judges present: 11 [00:42] doesn't do anything the rest of the session [00:42] wizz: wise [00:42] the session proceeded normally this way, wizz [00:42] Wizz, they've asked to wait, so we do for a moment. We're done anyway :-P [00:42] Ok, That's a wrap! [00:42] wth is going on? [00:42] This is one for the Sevqueen. Even I admit her power. [00:43] <_8_of_12_> gv6u7c6t6ty67u7uyjhn67t5rt54fgv [00:43] is it shutdown or disable? [00:43] The lag's off the scale!!! [00:43] I don't wanna make it three :0D [00:43] it's shutdown [00:43] Disable first for comments [00:43] thanks [00:43] *** RMS_Oceanic has left #sevtrek [00:43] gragh! [00:43] (at least on mine) [00:43] Shutdown after any important messages have been made [00:43] make your mind up! [00:43] *** RMS_Oceanic has joined #sevtrek [00:43] Hello [00:44] WB [00:44] First disable - go to ffmode [00:44] offmode [00:44] Looks like i crashes [00:44] <_8_of_12_> Like 'you can all go frell yourself'? [00:44] Shutdown kicks it off the channel completely [00:44]  Now in OFF mode. [00:44] are there any important things to be said? [00:44] methinks not [00:44] but perhaps... [00:44] <_8_of_12_> I think it all has been said, yes [00:44] say that sevsapce is back uop :0D [00:44] who's won or what's gone to sevqueen? [00:44] <_8_of_12_> Just finish on a song... [00:44] <_8_of_12_> I'm all alone... there's no one hear beside me... [00:44] The rain, explain, is mainly plain. [00:45] <_8_of_12_> The rain in spain falls mainly on the plains, git [00:45] Like a freight train coming your way [00:45] are we all done now then? [00:45] Alright, for my announcement - New stats will soon be up at http://www.joeno.home7.dk3.com/sevchat/ :-) [00:45] *** DrJonasBashir sets mode: +v RMS_Oceanic [00:45] seems so,. [00:45] "are we there yet?" :P [00:45] i wanna get back ito my comfy EofTupeS clothes [00:45] *** EofSev is now known as EofTupeS [00:45] You can already switch nicks... [00:45] Yay! =) [00:46] No more weird quote. [00:46] I'm gonna play EF. c ya. [00:46] I know I can - it was a metaphor or something [00:46] Feel free to kick her off now.. [00:46] Bye, 8 [00:46] have fun [00:46] <_8_of_12_> I want to... [00:46] * Wizzard kicks Marina off [00:46] <_8_of_12_> I don't know. [00:46] *** RMS_Oceanic has quit IRC (Quit: ) [00:46] <_8_of_12_> Hmmm... wonder why I was singled out for that 'Bye' [00:46] * Marina kicks Wizzard too [00:46] <_8_of_12_> Easy to type, I suppose. [00:46] Geez E, didja have to change in front of us? [00:46] well sorreeeeeeeee [00:47] I've had a long, kinda bad day [00:47] I wasn't really thinking about stuff like that [00:47] anyhoo - i can change without anyone seeing anything [00:47] E: Feel free to kick her off [00:47] I'm one of the highest speakers =P [00:47] Heh [00:47] I mean, just doff your duds right in the room.... hooo. [00:47]  Now in OFF mode. [00:47] Marina shutting up by shutting down ... [00:47] !!LOG SENT TO JOHNCOOK@SEV.COM.AU!! Session Close: Sat Mar 16 00:47:52 2002