Session Time: Sat Apr 06 00:00:00 2002 [00:00] Y'know Chris...everytime I watch The Mummy, I think of you. :oP [00:00] oh! poor cat! [00:00] aaawwww cute! ;) [00:00] CptThomas: which one? [00:00] what can I say, I'm famous ]; ) [00:00] the one you get when you msg "whatsup" to majel [00:00] or old, skeletal, dead, and egyptian. [00:00] Well, you're in The Mummy. [00:00] now now I can vouch for the fact that anubis looks nothing like rachel weisz [00:00] ah. [00:00] okay. [00:00] me too! [00:01] http://www.sev.com.au/toonzone/punchlines.asp [00:01] 8472 - still with us? [00:01] hey when did the topic change to lets all pick on Anubis? [00:01] well, does he look like Boris Karloff (the one and only real mummy!!!) [00:01] I sure am! I wouldn't miss this... [00:01] he looks nothing like MY mummy! [00:01] Or mine... [00:01] WS: sad, sad person ]; ) [00:01] Now in OFF mode. [00:01] Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREK, please stand by... [00:01] Retrieval SEVTREK competition complete. [00:01] NougatBags requested the shortlist: [00:01] BUTTON [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:01] CONSOLE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:01] CUBES [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:01] FOOTAGE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:01] FORCE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:01] RESET [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:01] STAR [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:01] WARRANTY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:01] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:01] nova, this chocomel tastes better at room temperature... why do you keep it in the fridge? [00:01] NougatBags asks about BUTTON [00:01] "Just target the big red BUTTON marked "Self Destruct"
" [00:01] what no 'you will comply!'? [00:02] cut [00:02] cut [00:02] keep [00:02] keep [00:02] keep [00:02] neutral [00:02] keep [00:02] *** Say_I has quit IRC (No route to host) [00:02] cut [00:02] cut [00:02] BUTTON now gets status: "Keep for now.". [00:02] 4 keeps (44%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 4 cuts (44%) [[3 mutes ] [00:02] NougatBags asks about CONSOLE [00:02] "They assevilated our exploding CONSOLE technology.
" [00:02] cut [00:02] keep [00:02] cut [00:02] keep [00:02] keep [00:02] keep [00:02] keep [00:02] keep [00:02] cut [00:02] keep [00:02] CONSOLE now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:02] 7 keeps (70%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (30%) [[2 mutes ] [00:02] NougatBags asks about CUBES [00:02] "Yeah, they don't make CUBES like they used to!
" [00:03] cut [00:03] cut [00:03] keep [00:03] cut [00:03] cut [00:03] cut [00:03] cut [00:03] keep [00:03] CUBES now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:03] 1 keeps (14%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (86%) [[5 mutes ] [00:03] NougatBags asks about FOOTAGE [00:03] "Shhh! We're using stock FOOTAGE from Sev Wars!
" [00:03] yay! only 10 minutes to go [00:03] cut [00:03] keep [00:03] neutral [00:03] cut [00:03] for? [00:03] cut [00:03] cut [00:03] cut [00:03] keep [00:03] the download to finish [00:03] cut [00:03] hey, where's Corsair? [00:03] Ahh... [00:03] keep [00:03] *** Say_I has joined #sevtrek [00:03] FOOTAGE now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:03] 3 keeps (30%) -- 1 neutrals (10%) -- 6 cuts (60%) [[3 mutes ] [00:03] NougatBags asks about FORCE [00:03] "Use the FORCE, Jean-Luc!
" [00:03] cut [00:03] keep LOL!!!!! [00:04] cut [00:04] cut [00:04] keep [00:04] cut [00:04] keep ! [00:04] * Wizzard looks under his desk. No, no corsair here [00:04] keep [00:04] cut [00:04] keep, but change the name [00:04] keep [00:04] stand up, wizzard.. you might be sitting on him. [00:04] well people are always in the last place you look [00:04] FORCE now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:04] 6 keeps (55%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (45%) [[2 mutes ] [00:04] *bad thoughts* [00:04] NougatBags asks about RESET [00:04] "Yeah, just got to hit that RESET switch
" [00:04] * Nemi poings wizz in direction of "Say_I" [00:04] cut [00:04] cut [00:04] 'Use the FORCE, Measley' ? [00:04] cut [00:04] cut [00:04] cut [00:04] keep [00:04] keep [00:04] Heh - I like! [00:04] cut [00:04] neutral [00:04] Nemi: yes. and? [00:04] 8472 - must have keep or cut as 1sty word [00:05] Why are you pointing at me Nemi? [00:05] RESET now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:05] 2 keeps (22%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 6 cuts (67%) [[4 mutes ] [00:05] NougatBags asks about STAR [00:05] "Yeah, they should never have assimilated the Dud STAR.
" [00:05] I've already voted... [00:05] cut [00:05] oh wait, mixed that up [00:05] keep [00:05] keep [00:05] cut [00:05] keep [00:05] keep [00:05] cut [00:05] keep [00:05] cut [00:05] cut [00:05] STAR now gets status: "Equal vote.". [00:05] 5 keeps (50%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (50%) [[3 mutes ] [00:05] NougatBags asks about WARRANTY [00:05] "It's the only part that's out of WARRANTY!
" [00:05] keep - this is my fave! [00:05] cut [00:05] keep [00:05] cut [00:05] keep [00:05] keep [00:05] keep [00:05] keep [00:05] cut [00:05] keep [00:05] keep [00:06] * Nemi grudgingly votes keep on this one.... [00:06] just so you know [00:06] WARRANTY now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:06] 8 keeps (73%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (27%) [[2 mutes ] [00:06] Now in FINAL mode. [00:06] NougatBags requested the shortlist: [00:06] BUTTON [44%, 0] "Keep for now." [00:06] CONSOLE [70%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:06] FORCE [55%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:06] STAR [50%, 0] "Equal vote." [00:06] WARRANTY [73%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:06] * Immy says narf [00:06] vote4 console [00:06] vote4 force -- but change the name [00:06] Not in public! [00:06] vote4 WARRANTY [00:06] vote4 force [00:06] vote4 console [00:06] vote4 force [00:06] cow2 doexw [00:06] vote4 star [00:06] wgm... [00:06] vote4 console [00:06] cowabunga? [00:06] vote4 console [00:06] vote4 force [00:07] keyboard wrong. hard type is with keyboard on lap and lying down flat [00:07] * Nemi slaps NougatBags around a bit with a large trout [00:07] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:07] CONSOLE scored 4 vote(s). [00:07] FORCE scored 4 vote(s). [00:07] STAR scored 1 vote(s). [00:07] WARRANTY scored 1 vote(s). [00:07] Votes cast: 10 Judges present: 13 [00:07] then don't lie flat on your keyboard [00:07] will you change your nick and stop reminding me of nougat? [00:07] WARRANTY now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [00:07] this choq is vastly inferior.... [00:07] mmmm nougat [00:07] STAR now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [00:07] cut star? [00:07] lol [00:07] *** N3wt has joined #sevtrek [00:07] sorry, whitestar. but i had to cut your cousin. [00:07] 'lo [00:08] * Anubis listens to blues [00:08] whitestar, ass: revote [00:08] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:08] CONSOLE scored 4 vote(s). [00:08] FORCE scored 4 vote(s). [00:08] Votes cast: 8 Judges present: 14 [00:08] Ah well... such is life... [00:08] oh no, it's the newt [00:08] N3wt, vote 4 force [00:08] vote4 FORCE [00:08] 'igh [00:08] sorry Guido! [00:08] vote4 CONSOLE !!!!!!! [00:08] vote4 console [00:08] vote4 console [00:08] sorry? for what? [00:08] Joeno: http://the-rift.freehomepage.com/images/sarry_-_tob.jpg [00:08] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:08] CONSOLE scored 6 vote(s). [00:08] FORCE scored 5 vote(s). [00:08] Votes cast: 11 Judges present: 14 [00:08] OOOH that was close! [00:08] 3 to vote! [00:08] hmpf [00:08] queened [00:08] queenie, it seems [00:08] i just need a very little overweight here.. [00:08] agreed [00:08] not if those mutes votes [00:08] narf. [00:08] *** EofTupeS has joined #sevtrek [00:08] *** ChanServ sets mode: +v EofTupeS [00:08] indeed [00:08] indeed. [00:09] but they never will [00:09] E! [00:09] equidem - VOTE! [00:09] _That_ is Sarevok...? [00:09] you're our saviour, E. [00:09] hi E! [00:09] I'm not here :0) [00:09] E, vote4 CONSOLE [00:09] yep [00:09] Hi E [00:09] vote4 force or console =) [00:09] ass: bite me! [00:09] ToB pic [00:09] e vote4 force [00:09] E: vote4 force! [00:09] NO! FORCE [00:09] YAY! [00:09] vote4 console [00:09] I'd expected the pic to at least include his cool armour. [00:09] * assassin bites Anubis' ass [00:09] vote4 console [00:09] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:09] CONSOLE scored 7 vote(s). [00:09] FORCE scored 5 vote(s). [00:09] Votes cast: 12 Judges present: 15 [00:09] EEEWWW! [00:09] ewwwww [00:09] :P [00:09] boo! [00:09] WOAH! Close! [00:09] Can't imagine him without it... and he doesn't look like this without his armour in my imagination [00:09] * N3wt licks Anybus' ass [00:09] * Anubis is going to be sick [00:09] 3 2 vite [00:09] Now in OFF mode. [00:09] Retrieving punchlines for competition SCIFI, please stand by... [00:09] Retrieval SCIFI competition complete. [00:09] NougatBags requested the shortlist: [00:09] DEATH [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:09] DEFEAT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:09] FIRST [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:09] NEW [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:09] PREFIX [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:09] RUMOR [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:09] UNNATURAL [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:09] USED [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:09] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:09] 3 2 vote [00:09] Eewww... [00:09] * assassin gonna be sick more! [00:09] * Nemi is already sick [00:09] still close, still 3 mutes [00:09] There's dialog that mentions his armour & sword being missing in the game [00:10] Yeah. Bah. [00:10] NougatBags asks about DEATH [00:10] "A natural DEATH on the hellmouth? Why, that's positively unnatural!
" [00:10] That armour looks like a demented porcupine anyway [00:10] And you get his sword at the start of the game. [00:10] so, who won that? [00:10] cut [00:10] cut [00:10] cut (too long) [00:10] cut [00:10] neutral [00:10] cut [00:10] Agreed. [00:10] Do the quest from the Genie in that plane. [00:10] cut [00:10] cut [00:10] cut [00:10] cut [00:10] cut [00:10] cut [00:10] DEATH now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:10] 0 keeps (0%) -- 1 neutrals (8%) -- 11 cuts (92%) [[3 mutes ] [00:10] cut [00:10] I know about that [00:10] NougatBags asks about DEFEAT [00:10] "Natural?! Bluffy, you must find and DEFEAT this "Natural".
" [00:10] who is Nougat? [00:10] keep [00:10] keep [00:10] keep [00:10] keep [00:10] cut [00:10] LOL [00:10] keep [00:10] keep [00:10] keep [00:10] keep [00:11] keep [00:11] DEFEAT now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:11] 9 keeps (90%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 1 cuts (10%) [[5 mutes ] [00:11] Get Assension & the sword gets improved if ytou give it to Sarry [00:11] keep [00:11] NougatBags asks about FIRST [00:11] "Now theres a FIRST for the hellmouth
" [00:11] cut [00:11] keep [00:11] cut [00:11] cut [00:11] narf. [00:11] keep [00:11] cut [00:11] cut [00:11] I see your 5 keeps and raise you a castle [00:11] sometimes I wonder why I even watch this show.... then I remember.... just so I'll get the jokes in this comp [00:11] keep [00:11] but I don't, so I torture myself in vain! [00:11] FIRST now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:11] 3 keeps (38%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (62%) [[7 mutes ] [00:11] NougatBags asks about NEW [00:11] "You're NEW around here, aren't you?
" [00:11] keep [00:11] keep [00:11] cut cut cut!!!!!!!!!! [00:11] keep [00:11] you use expensive words, nemesis. scary. [00:11] cut [00:11] cut [00:11] cut [00:11] keep [00:11] keep [00:11] Really? Hmm.. ought to check it with the BG variant then, how it is supposed to be.. [00:11] keep !! [00:12] WHO IS NOUGHAT?? [00:12] nice on Wizz [00:12] Nova [00:12] Dummy [00:12] wotever! [00:12] Idiot [00:12] NEW now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:12] 6 keeps (60%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (40%) [[5 mutes ] [00:12] keep [00:12] LOL [00:12] Noughat, Nova, see it? [00:12] I mean Dummy [00:12] huh? [00:12] No [00:12] same thing really ]; ) [00:12] keep [00:12] NougatBags asks about PREFIX [00:12] "Sorry, I missed the PREFIX... did you say super-natural or un-natural?
" [00:12] keep - my fave! [00:12] keep [00:12] keep [00:12] keep [00:12] cut [00:12] you know they show buffy around 3 am in sweden.... they do that for a reason [00:12] keep [00:12] cut [00:12] cut [00:12] I'd bite nougaht, but not till next week ;0) [00:12] keep [00:12] Ouch! [00:12] without Accension the sword doesn't change. I don't know what it changes to with Accension [00:12] neutral [00:12] cut [00:12] nemi: to raise VCR sales? [00:13] PREFIX now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:13] 6 keeps (55%) -- 1 neutrals (9%) -- 4 cuts (36%) [[4 mutes ] [00:13] NougatBags asks about RUMOR [00:13] "If RUMOR of this gets out, we're ruined!
" [00:13] har har [00:13] cut [00:13] keep [00:13] Yeah. But compare the original version from BG to the one in the game. [00:13] cut [00:13] keep [00:13] * Nemi hates buffy [00:13] keep [00:13] cut [00:13] keep [00:13] keep [00:13] In BG2 [00:13] keep [00:13]