Session Time: Sat Apr 13 00:00:00 2002 [00:00] Nope, sorry! [00:00] Ah [00:00]  Now in OFF mode. [00:00]  Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREK, please stand by... [00:00]  Retrieval SEVTREK competition complete. [00:00]  Wizzard requested the shortlist: [00:00]  AIRLOCK [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:00]  BEAN [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:00]  BREATH [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:00]  DAILY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:00]  EARS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:00]  INHALE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:00]  OVER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:00]  PIN [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:00]  PINCH [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:00]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:00] Just wondering [00:00] *** Majel changes topic to 'Sev Judging is now in Session.' [00:00] * assassin turns up volume o n CD player [00:00] *** Wizzard is now known as SevWizzard [00:00] *** ThunderDragon has joined #sevtrek [00:00] majel, i changed my nick! [00:00] "I feel stupid, and contagious" [00:00] *** JustMark has joined #SevTrek [00:00] 3 good ones. [00:00]  SevWizzard asks about AIRLOCK  [00:00]  "I open an AIRLOCK every once in a while.
" [00:00] Hello! [00:00] Hi there! [00:00] hiya TD [00:00] I see 2 good ones [00:00] Good Sev all! [00:00] Hi TD! [00:00] majel? [00:01] hi all [00:01] cut [00:01] keep [00:01] Wow. Loads of judges tonight [00:01] Good Sev =) [00:01] hi all [00:01] hello TD [00:01] Nemi: Look at the one in the corner. [00:01] cut [00:01] keep [00:01] keep [00:01] keep [00:01] cut [00:01] cut [00:01] cut [00:01] cut [00:01] hiya Mark [00:01] Too obvious [00:01] cut [00:01] cut [00:01]  AIRLOCK now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:01]  4 keeps (33%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 8 cuts (67%) [[4 mutes ] [00:01]  SevWizzard asks about BEAN  [00:01]  "It could be worse... I jettisoned the dried BEAN inventory.
" [00:01] cut [00:01] cut [00:01] cut [00:01] cut [00:01] cut [00:01] cut [00:01] cut [00:01] cut [00:01] I am sitting at my old computer. With a 56,6K modem. Not fun. (How long till I'm disconnected, place bets here...) [00:01] keep [00:01] cut [00:01] cut [00:01] cut [00:01] lots of English judges too!!!! for a while I was the only one! [00:01] They HAVE eaten beans already on the show. [00:01] cut [00:01] keep [00:02] I'm Irish [00:02]  BEAN now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:02]  2 keeps (14%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 12 cuts (86%) [[2 mutes ] [00:02] 47 mins [00:02] TD: I'm on a 37.7kbps connection :) [00:02]  SevWizzard asks about BREATH  [00:02]  "Fortunately my outfit is so tight, I can't BREATH
" [00:02] neutral [00:02] keep [00:02] keep [00:02] keep [00:02] keep [00:02] keep [00:02] keep [00:02] keep [00:02] keep [00:02] and that's "breathe" [00:02] neutral [00:02] even though there shouel be an E on the end [00:02] *suddenly realises she has her retainers out* [00:02] keep [00:02] keep [00:02] oops [00:02] Leander: :) [00:02] neutral [00:02] Spelling is few tiles. [00:02] Ooo yeah, gotta get JC to fix it if it wins. [00:02]  BREATH now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:02]  10 keeps (77%) -- 3 neutrals (23%) -- 0 cuts (0%) [[3 mutes ] [00:02]  SevWizzard asks about DAILY  [00:02]  "Twice DAILY injections of Denubian Flu virus
" [00:02] cut [00:02] cut [00:02] cut [00:02] cut [00:02] cut [00:02] cut [00:02] cut [00:02] cut [00:03] neutral [00:03] cut [00:03] cut [00:03] cut [00:03] Doesn't sound right [00:03] cut [00:03] cut [00:03] Sounds nasty [00:03]  DAILY now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:03]  0 keeps (0%) -- 1 neutrals (7%) -- 13 cuts (93%) [[2 mutes ] [00:03]  SevWizzard asks about EARS  [00:03]  "I have developed a way of breathing through my EARS
" [00:03] cut [00:03] keep [00:03] cut [00:03] cut [00:03] keep [00:03] neutral [00:03] cut [00:03] keep [00:03] keep [00:03] cut [00:03] neutral [00:03] cut [00:03] why not just as well breathe through your mouth? *sigh* [00:03] cut [00:03] ewwww, and TASTE it? [00:03] nemi: coz it had to be the millionth ear joke [00:04]  EARS now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:04]  4 keeps (31%) -- 2 neutrals (15%) -- 7 cuts (54%) [[3 mutes ] [00:04]  SevWizzard asks about INHALE  [00:04]  "I INHALE in the morning and exhale in the evening.
" [00:04] cut [00:04] keep [00:04] cut [00:04] keep [00:04] cut [00:04] cut [00:04] cut [00:04] keep [00:04] cut [00:04] neutral [00:04] cut [00:04] keep [00:04] cut [00:04] The 3rd last and 1st last are the best [00:04] cos you might have gunk in your throat choking you [00:04]  INHALE now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:04]  4 keeps (31%) -- 1 neutrals (8%) -- 8 cuts (62%) [[3 mutes ] [00:04] neutral [00:04]  SevWizzard asks about OVER  [00:04]  "Mind OVER body... ears over nose
" [00:04] cut [00:04] cut [00:04] neutral [00:04] cut [00:04] cut [00:04] cut [00:04] cut [00:04] cut [00:04] neutral [00:04] cut [00:04] Eggs! My pen ran out! [00:04] cut [00:04] keep [00:04] cut [00:04] cut [00:04] Just type then... [00:04] eggs?? [00:04] eggs? [00:04] corsair: hurry, you might catch still it [00:04] egads surely! [00:05] is that your word for egads? [00:05] E: Choking is even worse when people tell you what films they haven't seen! [00:05] eggs?????????????????????????????? [00:05] Heh. [00:05] eggs in pen? [00:05] eggs and ads! [00:05]  OVER now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:05]  1 keeps (8%) -- 2 neutrals (15%) -- 10 cuts (77%) [[3 mutes ] [00:05] or l'oeufs if you were addressing me specifically ;0) [00:05]  SevWizzard asks about PIN  [00:05]  "An ancient Earth device called a "cloths PIN"
" [00:05] cut [00:05] keep [00:05] cut [00:05] keep [00:05] cut [00:05] cut [00:05] l'eofs ;) [00:05] cut [00:05] keep [00:05] keep [00:05] eek [00:05] neutral [00:05] Pin? It's peg [00:05] lol Anubis - you knew I hadn't seen most of those [00:05] Actually, I like the last one better [00:05] cut [00:05] and that's "clothes" [00:05] der/die/das (german for eggs) [00:05] butt [00:05] i mean [00:05] cut [00:05] pin works as well [00:05] keep [00:05] yeah [00:05]  PIN now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:05]  5 keeps (38%) -- 1 neutrals (8%) -- 7 cuts (54%) [[3 mutes ] [00:05] * NovaFlash can't help thinking of natasha's butt i mean.. um.. [00:05] Stick a pin through her nose [00:06]  SevWizzard asks about PINCH  [00:06]  "I give myself the "Velcron nose PINCH."
" [00:06] cut [00:06] keep [00:06] keep [00:06] keep [00:06] keep [00:06] That would work [00:06] keep [00:06] yeah, but der/die/das bears no relationto my name ;0) [00:06] keep [00:06] keep [00:06] keep [00:06] keep [00:06] The best [00:06] keep [00:06] was sagen sie? nou plankjes natuurlijk.. [00:06] a clothes pin is a VERY different thing to a clothes peg [00:06] I'm talking about eggs [00:06] (have we pnly kept one so far???) [00:06] This is the one I wish I had thought up [00:06] keep [00:06] der, die and das are german ways of saying 'the' [00:06]  PINCH now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:06]  11 keeps (92%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 1 cuts (8%) [[4 mutes ] [00:06] keep :0) [00:06]  Now in FINAL mode. [00:06] cut [00:06]  SevWizzard requested the shortlist: [00:06]  BREATH [77%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:06]  PINCH [92%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:06] tough choice.... [00:06] vote4 breath [00:06] vote4 pinch [00:06] das stimmt nicht, RMS. [00:06] vote4 pinch [00:06] vote4 breath [00:07] vote4 pinch [00:07] vote4 pinch [00:07] vote4 pinch [00:07] vote4 breath [00:07] vote4 breath [00:07] vote4 breath [00:07] close! [00:07] vote4 pinchbreath [00:07] pinchhard [00:07] wish I;'d taken German not Spanish [00:07] vote4 pinch [00:07] LOL @ dummy! [00:07] vote4 pinch [00:07] vote4 pinch [00:07] Ich weisse nicht was tu sprechen, mein deutsch ist durchfall [00:07] Leander: heh [00:07] Breath is my 2nd favorite though [00:07] vote4 pinch [00:07] bah - you;re all mad! ;) [00:07] E: You do Spanish? [00:07] me wish I'd taken german not *french* [00:07] vote4 pinch -heh, a switch [00:07] only mad about natasha, ass. [00:07] vote4 pinch [00:07] Ass: and proud of it! :) [00:07] natasha' ass? [00:07] A bit ticked, but not mad...actually I'm fine [00:07] yes ;) [00:07] Anubis: did [00:07] mmm ;) fine ass ;) [00:07] E: hmm you could yet be useful to me... [00:08] why thak you! [00:08] you know what "durchfall" means? ;) [00:08] snif, my little vulcan isn't online....snif [00:08]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:08]  BREATH scored 4 vote(s). [00:08]  PINCH scored 11 vote(s). [00:08]  Votes cast: 15 Judges present: 16 [00:08] THAK??? [00:08] And the winner is: PINCH [00:08] i was talking about natasha's ass, you ass! [00:08] but I don't remember much of it that i ddint already know [00:08] dreadful? [00:08] natasha. from rocky and bullwinkle? [00:08] vote4 pinch [00:08]  Now in OFF mode. [00:08]  Retrieving punchlines for competition SCIFI, please stand by... [00:08]  Retrieval SCIFI competition complete. [00:08]  SevWizzard requested the shortlist: [00:08]  CHRONICLES [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:08]  CLUES [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:08]  EARLY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:08]  HUNTER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:08]  MARRIED [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:08]  PLANET [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:08]  PRICE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:08]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:08] 'niff said [00:08] no. from sean and raisa. [00:08] if I'd taken German, Id speak two languages (well, sorta) and have groundings in two [00:08] niff? [00:08] * SevWizzard is taking a timeout for this competition [00:08] i speak 3 languages =) [00:08]  SevWizzard asks about CHRONICLES  [00:08]  "The Young Fox Mulder CHRONICLES: Turns out that Mulder had a much more interesting childhood
" [00:08] it's never too late to change your mind... [00:08] cut [00:08] neutral [00:08] cut [00:08] as it is, I speak no Germa, at all [00:08] I'm gonna learn japanese when I find entheusiasm for it [00:08] cut [00:08] I speak bits of 7 [00:08] keep [00:08] neutral [00:08] keep [00:08] cut [00:08] cut [00:08] neutral [00:08] keep [00:08] you speak bitch? [00:08] cut [00:09] cut [00:09] these all suck [00:09] cut [00:09] wie komme ich am besten zum bahnhof [00:09] how can I be of help Anubis? [00:09] Hey, I like these [00:09] i speak 2 languages. 3 if you count "mumbling" [00:09] cut [00:09] * assassin is disappointed with this week's sci-fi [00:09]  CHRONICLES now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:09]  3 keeps (20%) -- 3 neutrals (20%) -- 9 cuts (60%) [[1 mutes ] [00:09] chimera; how about with a train? [00:09]  SevWizzard asks about CLUES  [00:09]  ""Ooze CLUES" - a scifi spinoff of "Blue's Clues" where you help Scummy and baby William follow the clues left behind by the ooze
" [00:09] E: Incase I ever go abroad [00:09] cut [00:09] heh [00:09] keep [00:09] you're not the only one, I'm sure [00:09] neutral [00:09] I have 4 languages on my list to learn, thogh one of them is dead :0) [00:09] Don't forget my Jim Bob Mckeefry language [00:09] cut [00:09] cut [00:09] neutral [00:09] cut [00:09] cut [00:09] keep [00:09] keep [00:09] keep [00:09] neutral [00:09] keep -uses the velcron nose pinch... [00:09] ah, gotcha Anubis [00:09] I speak 2,6 languages. [00:09] E - I didn't count Latin and Greek though! [00:09] cut [00:09] I guess you have to have children to find this one funny...I think it is great [00:09]  CLUES now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:09]  5 keeps (36%) -- 3 neutrals (21%) -- 6 cuts (43%) [[2 mutes ] [00:10]  SevWizzard asks about EARLY  [00:10]  "Sev Files the EARLY years: Teenage Mulder and Scully go around solving cases of "missing lunch money", "Cafeteria food - really aliens?" and more this fall on Fox
" [00:10] you gonna pack me in your suitcase Anubis ;0) [00:10] neutral [00:10] keep [00:10] keep [00:10] cut [00:10] cut [00:10] cut [00:10] cut [00:10] keep [00:10] keep [00:10] neutral [00:10] * Nemi wants to learn latin, german, dutch and maybe finish a french course [00:10] actually: [00:10] keep [00:10] keep [00:10] ass - I had Latin as the dead language I wanna elarn [00:10] cut [00:10] keep [00:10] * assassin will teach nemi "French" ;) [00:10] nemi: "maybe finnish"? :=) [00:10] * RMS_Oceanic wants to learn EVERYTHING that there si to know [00:10] when i said i spoke three languages i meant i could actually speak them well! :-P [00:10] * RMS_Oceanic wants to learn EVERYTHING that there is to know [00:10] The only dead langauge I wanna learn is Egyptina ]; ) [00:10] *bad thoughts* [00:10] including spelling? [00:10] well those are all ok....cept french [00:10]  EARLY now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:10]  7 keeps (54%) -- 2 neutrals (15%) -- 4 cuts (31%) [[3 mutes ] [00:10] Bad thoughts! [00:10]  SevWizzard asks about HUNTER  [00:10]  "Alien HUNTER: Mouldy constantly talks to the camera as he hunts down aliens.
" [00:10] oh, a friend of mine *is* actually trying to teach me finnish :D [00:10] egyptina..? [00:11] cut [00:11] neutral [00:11] * EofTupeS has Spanish, German, Dutch and Latin on here list - and maybe 'perfect' her french [00:11] cut [00:11] cut [00:11] kwwp [00:11] neutral [00:11] The dead have a language? I though they just gurgled, moaned and snarled like in the movies. [00:11] keep [00:11] cut [00:11] Try Algol for your dead language [00:11] Nov: errm yeah [00:11] neutral [00:11] cut [00:11] cut [00:11] That's their language [00:11] aaaaaaah [00:11] keep [00:11] cut [00:11] ass; your name suggests greek origins. ;) [00:11] possibly Pascal [00:11] keep [00:11] Machine Code! The perfect language [00:11] NOOO PASCAL!!! [00:11] pascal is cool [00:11] nova - the greeks invented it [00:11] ... [00:11] Is Ass's name Ben Dover? [00:11]  HUNTER now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:11]  3 keeps (23%) -- 3 neutrals (23%) -- 7 cuts (54%) [[3 mutes ] [00:11] lol] [00:11]  SevWizzard asks about MARRIED  [00:11]  "MARRIED, with amorphous blobs
" [00:11] neutral [00:11] keep [00:11] keep [00:11] cut [00:11] neutral [00:12] keep LOL!!! [00:12] and if I could learn German before 2006 :0D [00:12] neutral [00:12] neutral [00:12] narf. [00:12] keep [00:12] cut [00:12] cut [00:12] keep [00:12] cut [00:12] cut [00:12] cut [00:12] 'twould be better with Sev Files Characters [00:12] i love this punch ;) [00:12] *** Adrew has joined #sevtrek [00:12] hi [00:12] Hey there! [00:12] E: that'll be very simply "Grün-Weiß Germany" will lead you all the time [00:12] hi [00:12] hi [00:12] they *are* amorphous blobs... [00:12]  MARRIED now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:12]  5 keeps (33%) -- 4 neutrals (27%) -- 6 cuts (40%) [[2 mutes ] [00:12] Good Sev! [00:12] Hey Andrew =) [00:12]  SevWizzard asks about PLANET  [00:12]  "The PLANET X Files - On a distant planet, two aliens serving their government investigate cases of human sighting while toying with the idea that they might have a relationship with one another.
" [00:12] That's 17 judges, i think [00:12] LOL @ nemi! [00:12] Hello! [00:12] keep [00:12] keep [00:12] hi "Adrew" [00:12] keep [00:12] cut] [00:12] cut [00:12] I like this one [00:12] keep [00:12] How's the moofie going? =) [00:12] neutral [00:12] keep [00:12] 30 judges to go then [00:12] what's that mean then Guido? [00:12] keep [00:12] ? [00:12] ...sounds like an ep of 'Crusade' :) [00:12] Hi Everyone [00:12] Would now be a good time to point out that the first punchline was actually someone's we know? [00:12] cut [00:12] Who are the 30 judges? [00:12] This should be "The Planet X files, the search for the shaving cream molecule." [00:13] cut [00:13] lol [00:13] uh uh uh [00:13] hey Adrew - tupo? [00:13] heh [00:13] "Green-White" Germany. Sounds like a football team, but means the police [00:13] keep [00:13] Yep [00:13] cut [00:13] neutral [00:13]  PLANET now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:13]  7 keeps (50%) -- 2 neutrals (14%) -- 5 cuts (36%) [[3 mutes ] [00:13] *** Adrew is now known as Andrews [00:13]  SevWizzard asks about PRICE  [00:13]  "The PRICE on Your Head is Right !! Hosted by Bob the Alien Bounty Hunter
" [00:13] yay! [00:13] Moofy isn't too bad htanks Johun, though she misses being around :0D [00:13] cut [00:13] neutral [00:13] cut [00:13] cut [00:13] keep [00:13] cut [00:13] keep [00:13] keep [00:13] cut [00:13] cut [00:14] i meant the movie! sev trek movie! Andrew Simpson :-P [00:14] cut [00:14] Of course, this is probably a better Sev Wars line... [00:14] keep [00:14]  PRICE now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:14]  4 keeps (33%) -- 1 neutrals (8%) -- 7 cuts (58%) [[5 mutes ] [00:14] I miss having Moofy around :0( [00:14] Yep that me [00:14] *** WooHoo has joined #sevtrek [00:14] hi bex! ltns :D [00:14] 18 [00:14] so how's the release planning going? ;) [00:14] * WooHoo stares at the crowd. [00:14] hi bex [00:14] Hi! [00:14]  Now in FINAL mode. [00:14] * Nemi greets the mourner of the Spoon [00:14]  SevWizzard requested the shortlist: [00:14]  EARLY [54%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:14]  PLANET [50%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:14] hello [00:14] hey Bex! [00:14] * ThunderDragon tries to check his mail [00:14] vote4 planet [00:14] vote4 planet [00:14] vote4 img [00:14] vote4 planet [00:14] we should rerun the "You know you're a sevilian when..." comp - I have the perfect punchline :0D [00:15] Hello! [00:15] vote4 planet [00:15] hiya Bex [00:15] vote4 early [00:15] * Corsair covers up. Hey! Stop staring at my stuff! [00:15] vote4 planet [00:15] hello, hello, hello. ;) [00:15] E: go on... [00:15] vote4 planet [00:15] (what happened to hunter?) [00:15] vote4 early [00:15] vote4 planet [00:15] "You're already in line for the sev trek movie" :0D [00:15] vote4 planet [00:15] vote4 neither [00:15] vote2 abstain [00:15] LOL! [00:15]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:15]  EARLY scored 2 vote(s). [00:15]  PLANET scored 8 vote(s). [00:15]  Votes cast: 10 Judges present: 18 [00:15] :0) [00:15] Yes! Suggest that E! [00:15] !!! [00:15] The first punchline was mine BTW and I never even knew BTW I thought it was awful too! [00:15] 8 mutes? Unacceptable [00:15] I was hoping *all* the sci-fi lines would get cut... [00:15] 3 decided to mute. leaves 5 [00:16] lol - I could [00:16] *** Dhraakellian has joined #sevtrek [00:16] * assassin says TOO MANY MUTES! ;) [00:16] do we have a big number coming up? [00:16] Hi Dhraak! [00:16] * Whitestar8472 agrees with assassin [00:16] Daylight savings times seems to have brought out the judges today [00:16] hi [00:16] it's hard to work out now, iwht them being combined [00:16] 3 decided to abstain (oh brain, where are thou?). leaves 5 [00:16] Speak up Mutes! [00:16] eep! [00:16] Of course, it could just be the weather [00:16] * RMS_Oceanic agrees with Whitestar8472 and assassin [00:16]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:16]  EARLY scored 2 vote(s). [00:16]  PLANET scored 8 vote(s). [00:16]  Votes cast: 10 Judges present: 19 [00:16] ... [00:16] Dhraak!!!!!!! :0D [00:16] There are too many mutes. Fix the problem. [00:16] bah - nuts ;) [00:16] Since I abstain as well, it seems like we've got something close to a majority [00:16] 19 ?! [00:16] the irony is - it's brought out the European judges (who've had it a couple of weeks anyway ;0) [00:17] 4 abstain. leaves 5 [00:17] that's *aw* nuts :) [00:17] where did all these sevilians come from?! [00:17] where are we? [00:17] sevspace? [00:17] scifi, final mode [00:17] sevilia [00:17] The SEV Sub-Ether. [00:17] out of the woodwork [00:17] 15 judges - half gives 8 voters for a majority [00:17] sev it. [00:17] sevspace, definitely [00:17] ...the woodwork... [00:17] Planet won, move on [00:17] * Nemi yawns [00:17] shame about the 9 mutes [00:17] vote4 planet [00:17] vote4 planet [00:17] vote4 planet [00:17] Otherwise, this ought to convince you... [00:17] there, majority :P [00:17] And the winner is: PLANET [00:17] when did the JS start? [00:18]  Now in OFF mode. [00:18]  Retrieving punchlines for competition THEPITS, please stand by... [00:18]  Retrieval THEPITS competition complete. [00:18]  SevWizzard requested the shortlist: [00:18]  COPIES [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:18]  FILM [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:18]  GUYS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:18]  HOURS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:18]  LAST [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:18]  MINUTE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:18]  RUSH [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:18]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:18] 5 mutes RMS, not 9 [00:18] (2 vs 8, what's the problem?) [00:18] At the top of the hour [00:18] oh [00:18] Planet X was a club I went to in Liverpool! [00:18] dhraakellian: 2 hours ago. [00:18] right on time for once :-) [00:18] bang on time dhraak [00:18]  SevWizzard asks about COPIES  [00:18]  "I wonder how many COPIES they're making of that video...
" [00:18] keep [00:18] keep [00:18] keep [00:18] keep [00:18] keep [00:18] keep [00:18] Bah, the times I've been cutting and keeping copies today - and I don't even know it.. [00:18] cut [00:18] keep [00:18] keep [00:18] keep [00:18] keep [00:18] keep [00:18] keep [00:18]  COPIES now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:18]  12 keeps (92%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 1 cuts (8%) [[6 mutes ] [00:18] okay [00:18] Duck Dogers and Marvin the Martian blew it up as well [00:18] keep [00:18] this must be a 100% keep [00:18] woah. [00:18]  SevWizzard asks about FILM  [00:18]  "...after all, Lance is almost out of FILM...
" [00:18] keep [00:18] keep [00:18] keep [00:18] cut [00:18] cut [00:18] keep [00:18] Given what he picked, looks like JC wants to do more with this strip [00:18] course hair messed up the 100% ;) [00:18] keep [00:18] cut [00:18] keep [00:18] neutral [00:18] keep [00:18] Great p/ls here! [00:18] keep [00:18] keep [00:18] cept for coursair ;0) [00:19] keep [00:19]  FILM now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:19]  10 keeps (71%) -- 1 neutrals (7%) -- 3 cuts (21%) [[5 mutes ] [00:19]  SevWizzard asks about GUYS  [00:19]  "Won't it GUYS. Guys?
" [00:19] cut [00:19] cut [00:19] keep [00:19] keep [00:19] 'cept this one [00:19] cut [00:19] keep [00:19] neutral [00:19] keep [00:19] cut [00:19] keep [00:19] keep [00:19] keep [00:19] cut [00:19] cut [00:19] cut [00:19] hmm - isnt' Pits meana be semi-autobiographical? [00:19] keep [00:19] * EofTupeS looks worried * [00:19] I think so [00:19] yep [00:19] hehehe [00:19] * Whitestar8472 agrees with E [00:19]  GUYS now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:19]  8 keeps (53%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (47%) [[4 mutes ] [00:19] I saw a bit about it in the new sunday [00:19] keep [00:19]  SevWizzard asks about HOURS  [00:19]  "I mean, how many HOURS of tape do you guys really need?
" [00:20] emphasis on "semi"? [00:20] keep [00:20] Yes [00:20] cut [00:20] keep [00:20] E: and completly and utterly awful! Sorry couldn't resist [00:20] cut [00:20] I don't think JC was ever that skinny though :) [00:20] everybody has to vote KEEP on "Well, looks like I'm the LAST to leave! [00:20] neutral [00:20] cut (too many) [00:20] cut [00:20] keep [00:20] Muwahaha! JC... [00:20] cut [00:20] Or dirty [00:20] Or suave [00:20] cut [00:20] keep [00:20] cut [00:20] take your pick :D [00:20] Nova: why? [00:20] keep [00:20] that's very subtle, nova [00:20] Anubis - what is? [00:20] If they did JC like this, where are the piccys? [00:20] keep [00:20] narf....I gtg....bye everyone....may the vote be with you....blablabla...yadayadayada. [00:20] ...or the video tape [00:20] bye squeaky guy [00:20] bye leander [00:20] bye [00:20] bye leander [00:20] Guido - I rememebr getting really annoyed at you when you cut one of my finalists for that reason ;0) [00:20]  HOURS now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:20]  6 keeps (43%) -- 1 neutrals (7%) -- 7 cuts (50%) [[5 mutes ] [00:20] E: the semi auto-biographical follow up from Blackadder III [00:20] ciao [00:20] 'Bye Leander [00:20] Could be a REALLY good Sev movie! [00:21] nova: what's in it for us ?? [00:21] *** Leander has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [00:21] maybe i should give leander some oil on his birthday [00:21]  SevWizzard asks about LAST  [00:21]  "Well, looks like I'm the LAST to leave!
" [00:21] 4everybody has to vote KEEP on "Well, looks like I'm the LAST to leave!" .. or else... =)) [00:21] keep [00:21] keep [00:21] cut [00:21] E: wasn't meant personal [00:21] keep [00:21] oh [00:21] cut [00:21] keep [00:21] cut [00:21] nova: yours? [00:21] uh oh [00:21] keep [00:21] was unintentional I asure you [00:21] no it's not mine [00:21] is of someone i know though [00:21] neutral [00:21] nov: no one voted for my punchline - I didn't even know it had made it through, but that's not the point! [00:21] keep [00:21] keep [00:21] keep [00:21] cut [00:21] cut [00:21] * NovaFlash gasps [00:21] cut [00:21]  LAST now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:21]  8 keeps (53%) -- 1 neutrals (7%) -- 6 cuts (40%) [[3 mutes ] [00:21] I know it wasn't - but I was annoyed, not least 'cos I had a finalist and wasn't there to defend myself :0) [00:21] Been there Anubis... [00:21]  SevWizzard asks about MINUTE  [00:21]  "Yep...... any MINUTE now...
" [00:21] well that was close. [00:21] Sorry, we're not voting under duress just so you can get frisky..... [00:21] cut [00:21] cut [00:21] You were so defied! [00:21] keep [00:21] keep [00:21] cut [00:21] vut [00:21] keep [00:21] keep [00:21] keep [00:22] cut [00:22] keep [00:22] cut [00:22] keep [00:22] Mark: It's not like I care or anything - really I thought my p/l sucked! [00:22] keep [00:22] cut [00:22] jeep [00:22]  MINUTE now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:22]  8 keeps (57%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 6 cuts (43%) [[4 mutes ] [00:22] ford [00:22] cut [00:22]  SevWizzard asks about RUSH  [00:22]  "Hopefully before RUSH Hour!
" [00:22] keep [00:22] cut [00:22] cut [00:22] cut [00:22] keep [00:22] cut [00:22] keep [00:22] keep [00:22] cut [00:22] cut [00:22] keep [00:22] neutral [00:22] keep [00:22] tough decisions in final mode [00:22] neutral [00:22] As a "dumper" on many punchlines, I cringe occasionally to what I said [00:22] Yep [00:22] keep [00:22] keep [00:22]  RUSH now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:22]  8 keeps (50%) -- 2 neutrals (12%) -- 6 cuts (38%) [[2 mutes ] [00:23]  Now in FINAL mode. [00:23]  SevWizzard requested the shortlist: [00:23]  COPIES [93%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:23]  FILM [71%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:23]  GUYS [60%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:23]  LAST [53%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:23]  MINUTE [53%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:23]  RUSH [50%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:23] cut [00:23] vote4 film [00:23] (on=of) [00:23] vote4 last [00:23] vote4 LAST [00:23] vote4 film [00:23] vote4 copies [00:23] vote4 hours [00:23] everyone vote4 LAST!!!! [00:23] no capitals [00:23] ack! I submitted a spoken punchline for Twist!! :0) submitted it descriptive first :0) [00:23] oh [00:23] vote4 guys [00:23] that one didn't make it. [00:23] vote4 guys [00:23] hm [00:23] no, i dont wanna [00:23] E: How dare you! [00:23] vote4 copies [00:23] vote4 minute [00:23] vote4 guys [00:23] Yes it did. [00:23] vote4 copies [00:23] vote4 rush [00:23] vote4 last [00:23]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:23]  COPIES scored 3 vote(s). [00:23]  FILM scored 2 vote(s). [00:23]  GUYS scored 3 vote(s). [00:23]  LAST scored 3 vote(s). [00:23]  MINUTE scored 1 vote(s). [00:23]  RUSH scored 1 vote(s). [00:23]  Votes cast: 13 Judges present: 18 [00:23] E: Which one made it through? ;-) [00:23] vote4 minute [00:23] vote4 film [00:23] vote4 guys [00:24] vote4 last [00:24] dammit [00:24]  MINUTE now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [00:24] Clear as mud [00:24] I know! [00:24] but I thought I'd be in with a better chance [00:24] my script's acting up [00:24]  RUSH now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [00:24] vote4 LAST !!!!!!! [00:24] vote4 rush [00:24] Okease vote 4 film [00:24]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:24]  COPIES scored 3 vote(s). [00:24]  FILM scored 2 vote(s). [00:24]  GUYS scored 3 vote(s). [00:24]  LAST scored 3 vote(s). [00:24]  Votes cast: 11 Judges present: 18 [00:24] 7 mutes [00:24] vote4 guys [00:24] vote4 film [00:24] vote4 film [00:24] 7 mutes better vote or it's a definate queenie [00:24] * Nemi buys all the mutes and tells them to vote4 LAST [00:24] not because i was told to mind ;0) [00:24] vote4 film [00:24] who are the mutes [00:24]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:24]  COPIES scored 2 vote(s). [00:24]  FILM scored 5 vote(s). [00:24]  GUYS scored 4 vote(s). [00:24]  LAST scored 2 vote(s). [00:24]  Votes cast: 13 Judges present: 18 [00:24] * RMS_Oceanic steals all the mutes and tells them to vote4 film [00:25]  COPIES now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [00:25] Joeno - neitehr, nto sure he got it (or didn't think it was funny, I reckon the first) [00:25]  LAST now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [00:25] vote4 film [00:25] * Nemi kills rms [00:25]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:25]  FILM scored 6 vote(s). [00:25]  GUYS scored 4 vote(s). [00:25]  Votes cast: 10 Judges present: 18 [00:25] vote4 last [00:25] * Anubis remains silently observing [00:25] * RMS_Oceanic gets revived [00:25] nice timing, woohoo :) [00:25] That was lucky [00:25] Aaah. [00:25] vote4 film [00:25] yeah, great [00:25] * WooHoo bows. why thankyou. ;) [00:25] and nova, you TRAITOR :P [00:25] vote4 film [00:25] nemi: what?! [00:25] Don't we have a winner? :-) [00:25] you didn't vote4 last [00:25] :-P [00:25]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:25]  FILM scored 8 vote(s). [00:25]  GUYS scored 3 vote(s). [00:25]  Votes cast: 11 Judges present: 18 [00:25] well shoot me! [00:25] (*this).trout(&mutes); [00:26] 7 mutes... [00:26] last would've had at least 4 votes now if you had... [00:26] vote4 film [00:26] There. [00:26] Okayokay.. because nemi says so; Last wins. no actually.. we're still judging =) [00:26] 6 mutes [00:26] lol [00:26] (*this).trout(&mutes); [00:26]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:26]  FILM scored 9 vote(s). [00:26]  GUYS scored 2 vote(s). [00:26]  Votes cast: 11 Judges present: 18 [00:26] And the winner is: FILM [00:26] *** Swordfsih has joined #sevtrek [00:26] vote4 film [00:27] *** Swordfsih has left #sevtrek [00:27]  Now in OFF mode. [00:27]  Retrieving punchlines for competition TWIST, please stand by... [00:27]  Retrieval TWIST competition complete. [00:27]  SevWizzard requested the shortlist: [00:27]  BEANS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:27]  BUCK [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:27]  COLT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:27]  FILLIES [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:27]  GRAZING [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:27]  HAY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:27]  NAG [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:27]  NATURAL [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:27]  NOSE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:27]  SHOVEL [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:27]  STEP [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:27]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:27] barf up, dhraakellian =P your weird scripts don't work =) [00:27] Dhraak what are you doing? [00:27] trouting mutes [00:27] I assume that's excluding Anubis Majel [00:27] * assassin VERY disappointed in Twist this week [00:27] what did it look like? [00:27] Dhraakellian: like crap. [00:27] assassin: this here or the new one? [00:27]  SevWizzard asks about BEANS  [00:27]  "Warning: Just ate BEANS!
" [00:27] Dhraakellian: on a stick. [00:27] there's one good one :0D [00:27] keep [00:27] cut [00:27] cut [00:27] *** Swordfsih has joined #sevtrek [00:27] cut [00:27] cut [00:27] cut [00:27] * Dhraakellian slaps NovaFlash around a bit with a large trout [00:27] cut [00:27] so am i, assassin. ;) none of mine even got to funniest punchlines. ;) [00:27] * NovaFlash slaps Dhraakellian back a bit with a large trout [00:27] DEAR GOD WHAT DID I MISS? [00:28] only half ;) [00:28] keep [00:28] (votes 4 "Rider for sale") [00:28] I'm RMS [00:28] neutral [00:28] is that the grim reaper? ;) [00:28] cut [00:28] Something went wrong [00:28] God's not here...can I take a message :-) [00:28] cut [00:28] (tally [00:28]  BEANS now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:28]  2 keeps (18%) -- 1 neutrals (9%) -- 8 cuts (73%) [[8 mutes ] [00:28] Seriously, who won pits? [00:28] film [00:28] Yay! [00:28] poo [00:28] god what time is it?! -ominous voice from the clouds- "half past midnight!" ;) [00:28] Now, how do I get to RMS? [00:29] * Nemi kills swordfsih, whoever it is [00:29] 7 mutes when taken the ghost into account [00:29] RMs. [00:29] RMS Oceanic [00:29] why did you kill him/her, nemi? [00:29] cut [00:29] I was God once [00:29] *** RMS_Oceanic has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [00:29] cos LAST was mine [00:29] my connection was lost. [00:29]  BEANS now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:29]  2 keeps (17%) -- 1 neutrals (8%) -- 9 cuts (75%) [[6 mutes ] [00:29] oh i'm still god [00:29] cus he voted for the wrong line in pits :P [00:29]  SevWizzard asks about BUCK  [00:29]  "I BUCK for tailgaters.
" [00:29] cut [00:29] keep [00:29] keep [00:29] cut [00:29] cut [00:29] keep [00:29] keep [00:29] cut [00:29] keep [00:29] cut [00:29] keep [00:29] how is it you change nicknames? [00:29] keep [00:29] keep [00:29] *** Nemi is now known as bleh [00:29] /nick [new name] [00:29] ops [00:29] cut [00:29] Swordfsih: /nick narf [00:29] type "/nick ..." [00:29] cut [00:30] *** bleh is now known as Nemi [00:30]  BUCK now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:30]  8 keeps (53%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (47%) [[3 mutes ] [00:30] *** Swordfsih is now known as RMS [00:30]  SevWizzard asks about COLT  [00:30]  "My other COLT is loaded.
" [00:30] cut [00:30] *** RMS is now known as RMS_Oceanic [00:30] cut [00:30] *** NovaFlash is now known as Narf [00:30] cut [00:30] keep [00:30] That's better [00:30] keep [00:30] * Narf . [00:30] keep [00:30] neutral [00:30] cut [00:30] * Narf * [00:30] keep [00:30] I put a space between... [00:30] hmpf [00:30] keep [00:30] cut [00:30] cut [00:30] keep!!!!!!!!! [00:30] This one is clever [00:30] keep [00:30]  COLT now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:30]  7 keeps (50%) -- 1 neutrals (7%) -- 6 cuts (43%) [[4 mutes ] [00:30] * Narf narf * [00:30]  SevWizzard asks about FILLIES  [00:30]  "I rein in for FILLIES.
" [00:30] I liked the one about being in hoof range [00:30] zort [00:30] no narfing in public [00:30] cut [00:30] cut [00:30] cut [00:30] cut [00:30] 'cause it was mine [00:30] cut [00:30] cut [00:30] cut [00:30] this one is great :0) and clever ;0) [00:30] cut [00:30] * Narf * [00:30] cut [00:31] neutral [00:31] keep [00:31] cut [00:31] cut [00:31] don't understand it [00:31] if I knew what this was spoofing, I mgiht find it funny [00:31]  FILLIES now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:31]  1 keeps (8%) -- 1 neutrals (8%) -- 11 cuts (85%) [[5 mutes ] [00:31] me neither [00:31] Fillies are a kind of horse, I think [00:31]  SevWizzard asks about GRAZING  [00:31]  "I'd rather be GRAZING.
" [00:31] cut [00:31] cut [00:31] cut [00:31] keep [00:31] keep [00:31] but this whole bumper sticker side of sev is lost on me as we don't have them over here [00:31] keep [00:31] neutral [00:31] female horses [00:31] cut [00:31] keep [00:31] female horse ;0) [00:31] young female horse, yeah [00:31] Thought so [00:31] cut [00:31] cut [00:31] neutral [00:31] E - we do - usually about sportsmen and balls [00:31] You're not missing anything E, they're stupid. [00:31] someone with a narfed mind understands. [00:31] * Narf * [00:31] keep [00:31] That may be for the better E. We have too many over here. [00:31] keep [00:31]  GRAZING now gets status: "Keep for now.". [00:31]  6 keeps (46%) -- 1 neutrals (8%) -- 6 cuts (46%) [[5 mutes ] [00:31] *** Nemi is now known as Zort [00:32] * Whitestar8472 chuckles @ assassin [00:32] * Zort * [00:32] cut [00:32]  GRAZING now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:32]  6 keeps (43%) -- 1 neutrals (7%) -- 7 cuts (50%) [[4 mutes ] [00:32]  SevWizzard asks about HAY  [00:32]  "Got HAY?
" [00:32] cut [00:32] keep [00:32] Sic hoc adfixium... [00:32] keep [00:32] keep [00:32] keep [00:32] keep [00:32] keep [00:32] keep [00:32] keep [00:32] cut [00:32] assassin - we don't have them in the same way they do in the US [00:32] groovy one [00:32] cut [00:32] neutral [00:32] cut [00:32] alfalfa hay? [00:32] and I don't think we have them that much anyway [00:32]  HAY now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:32]  8 keeps (62%) -- 1 neutrals (8%) -- 4 cuts (31%) [[5 mutes ] [00:32]  SevWizzard asks about NAG  [00:32]  "My Other Ride's a NAG.
" [00:32] ka click [00:32] no we just have window stickers [00:32] Though I did see one today..... "Driver carries no Cash, He's Married" [00:32] cut [00:32] cut [00:32] cut [00:32] cut (doesn't get it) [00:32] cut [00:32] cut [00:32] neutral [00:32] Corsair: heh [00:32] cut [00:32] cut [00:32] cut [00:33] a filly is a young mare... [00:33] lol [00:33] cut [00:33]  NAG now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:33]  0 keeps (0%) -- 1 neutrals (9%) -- 10 cuts (91%) [[7 mutes ] [00:33] nag is, again, another kind of horse :0 [00:33] He doesn;t mean that one! [00:33] cut [00:33]  SevWizzard asks about NATURAL  [00:33]  "NATURAL Pollution Emitter
" [00:33] cut [00:33] cut [00:33] cut [00:33] keep [00:33] (better late than never) [00:33] neutral [00:33] cut [00:33] cut [00:33] *** zaq1 has joined #sevtrek [00:33] cut [00:33] keep [00:33] cut [00:33] keep [00:33] neutral [00:33] cut [00:33] hi zaq [00:33] boom? [00:33] hey zaq1 [00:33] *** Zort is now known as Nemi [00:33] ew. [00:33] lots of these rely on horse teminology - but colt is the only clever one [00:33] thank you Bex our resident equestrian expert ]; ) [00:33] Hi there [00:33] At least this one fits [00:33] hi [00:33] cut [00:33] where are we? [00:33]  NATURAL now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:33]  3 keeps (21%) -- 2 neutrals (14%) -- 9 cuts (64%) [[5 mutes ] [00:33] hiya zaq [00:33]  SevWizzard asks about NOSE  [00:33]  "If you can read this, hold your NOSE.
" [00:33] what is a colt? :/ [00:33] cut [00:33] keep [00:33] And a gelding is a .... uhhh.... *gulp* [00:33] keep [00:33] cut [00:33] twist [00:33] cut [00:33] keep [00:33] cut [00:33] Nem: Gun [00:34] twist - eliminate [00:34] keep [00:34] keep [00:34] and horse I think] [00:34] A colt is a young male horse [00:34] cut [00:34] and a gun [00:34] cut [00:34] keep [00:34] keep [00:34] cut [00:34] and a malt liquor [00:34] a gelding is.. hurt [00:34] cut [00:34] althoguh 'The Log' does have some good suggestions for bumboper stickers :0) [00:34]  NOSE now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:34]  7 keeps (47%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 8 cuts (53%) [[4 mutes ] [00:34]  SevWizzard asks about SHOVEL  [00:34]  "Got SHOVEL?
" [00:34] keep [00:34] keep [00:34] keep [00:34] keep [00:34] cut [00:34] cut [00:34] keep [00:34] keep [00:34] keep [00:34] cut [00:34] cut [00:34] keep [00:34] keep [00:34] keep [00:34] A zen is part of teh Klatchian philosophical system of sumptin' [00:34] * Narf narf narf narf * [00:34] keep [00:34] cut [00:35]  SHOVEL now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:35]  11 keeps (73%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (27%) [[4 mutes ] [00:35]  SevWizzard asks about STEP  [00:35]  "If you can read this, watch your STEP.
" [00:35] cut [00:35] cut [00:35] cut [00:35] keep [00:35] cut [00:35] keep [00:35] * Nemi slaps Narf around a bit with a large trout [00:35] cut [00:35] cut [00:35] keep [00:35] keep [00:35] cut [00:35] cut [00:35] cut [00:35] ooh. nice, nemi =) [00:35] cut [00:35] keep [00:35]  STEP now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:35]  5 keeps (33%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 10 cuts (67%) [[4 mutes ] [00:35] eeewwww! [00:35]  Now in FINAL mode. [00:35] * EofTupeS wonders when M$N kicked her off * [00:35]  SevWizzard requested the shortlist: [00:35]  BUCK [53%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:35]  COLT [50%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:35]  HAY [62%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:35]  SHOVEL [73%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:35] vote4 shovel [00:35] vote4 shovel [00:35] * Nemi slaps trout around a bit with a large Narf [00:35] Why doesn't australia have Daylight savings? [00:35] vote4 colt [00:35] vote4 hay [00:35] vote4 hay [00:35] vote4 colt [00:35] vote4 colt [00:35] vote4 buck [00:35] vote4 shovel [00:35] vote4 colt [00:35] vote4 colt [00:35] rms: coz it's winter there now? [00:35] ROTFL @ Nemi! [00:35] RMS: australia does, just parts of it don't. [00:35] vote for colt [00:35] They can afford all the daylight they want. [00:36] Its always sunny in Australia :-) [00:36] vote4 cult [00:36] vote4 colt [00:36] soem areas do have daylght savings [00:36] LOL @ nemi! [00:36] vote4 hay [00:36] andrew: 3rd time lucky? ;) [00:36] Andrews - tupo [00:36] Which is why I'm staying up an hour later voting for great punchlines [00:36] forcedair; *groan* [00:36] rms: don't complain. live in CET [00:36] * Dhraakellian waits for results [00:36] it's always rainy in Englanf [00:36] e; go online in msn ;) [00:36] CET sucks] [00:36]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:36]  BUCK scored 1 vote(s). [00:36]  COLT scored 6 vote(s). [00:36]  HAY scored 3 vote(s). [00:36]  SHOVEL scored 3 vote(s). [00:36]  Votes cast: 13 Judges present: 19 [00:36] vote4 colt [00:36] I don't. I live in GMT [00:36]  BUCK now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [00:36] colt wins? [00:36] vote4 buck [00:36] E: No it isn't! [00:36] vote4 hay [00:36] I cna;t Nemi [00:36] AAAG [00:36] rms: that's what i mean [00:37] vote4 shovel [00:37] vote4 colt [00:37] signed me out and wont let me in [00:37] E: what? [00:37] i'm not nemi [00:37] * Narf narfs [00:37]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:37]  COLT scored 8 vote(s). [00:37]  HAY scored 4 vote(s). [00:37]  SHOVEL scored 4 vote(s). [00:37]  Votes cast: 16 Judges present: 19 [00:37] ok Anubis, sorry [00:37] rms: know the feelign [00:37] vote4 hay [00:37] grr [00:37] vote4 colt [00:37] * Narf is dummy [00:37] occasionally it hails [00:37] About the time difference? [00:37]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:37]  COLT scored 8 vote(s). [00:37]  HAY scored 4 vote(s). [00:37]  SHOVEL scored 4 vote(s). [00:37]  Votes cast: 16 Judges present: 19 [00:37] vote4 hay [00:37] 'scuse tupo [00:37] vote4 [00:37] and then sometimes we get some wright squandering orgulous fogs [00:37] Yep [00:37] lol, poor narf... [00:37] vote4 shovel [00:37] vote4 colt [00:37]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:37]  COLT scored 9 vote(s). [00:37]  HAY scored 2 vote(s). [00:37]  SHOVEL scored 5 vote(s). [00:37]  Votes cast: 16 Judges present: 19 [00:37] * Narf is dummy's! [00:37] looks lite we have a winner [00:37]  HAY now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [00:37] As a cute little moogle once said: [00:37] vote4 hay [00:37] colt wins ro what?! [00:37] KUPOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [00:37] Hmm, some real fickle voters here. [00:37]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:37]  COLT scored 9 vote(s). [00:37]  SHOVEL scored 5 vote(s). [00:37]  Votes cast: 14 Judges present: 19 [00:38] yes!!! the clever one won!!!!!! [00:38] *** DrJonasBashir has joined #sevtrek [00:38] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o DrJonasBashir [00:38] vote4 colt [00:38] hello [00:38] vote4 shovel [00:38] Esp. in final fantesy 9 [00:38] narf [00:38] Looks clear enough to me [00:38] And the winner is: COLT [00:38] i'm going to bed now [00:38] Hello there! [00:38] final vote? [00:38]  Now in OFF mode. [00:38]  Retrieving punchlines for competition SUNDAY, please stand by... [00:38]  Retrieval SUNDAY competition complete. [00:38]  SevWizzard requested the shortlist: [00:38]  DOORBELL [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:38]  FLAP [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:38]  INSERT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:38]  KNOB [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:38]  MAT [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:38]  PIZZA [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:38]  POCKETS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:38]  PRY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:38]  Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:38] wait! [00:38] * assassin raises his glass - you know the rest! [00:38] Hi Dr. Bashir [00:38] hi JB [00:38] Good Sev! [00:38] *bad thoughts* [00:38] not fair [00:38] I like the pizza one [00:38] * Nemi is prepared to trout assassin if he should dare as so much think about raising a glass to DrJB [00:38]  SevWizzard asks about DOORBELL  [00:38]  "Or you could just try the DOORBELL! (Frodo ringing doorbell)
" [00:38] 12colt... is that really the BEST we can manage? *shudders* [00:38] JB - there was a winner anyway [00:38] cut [00:38] cut [00:38] cut [00:38] gnight Johun [00:38] keep [00:38] keep [00:38] * Anubis raises a glass to DJB [00:38] neutral [00:38] cut [00:38] Vale [00:38] Sorry JC, there are other better ones afoot [00:38] goodnight efferywan [00:38] * assassin puts glass down quickly - sorry DJB! ;) [00:38] cut [00:38] bye [00:38] Were there any other good ones, then? [00:38] cut [00:38] Later Nerf! [00:39] keep [00:39] i vill lief zu bed [00:39] cut [00:39]  DOORBELL now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:39]  3 keeps (27%) -- 1 neutrals (9%) -- 7 cuts (64%) [[9 mutes ] [00:39] Yeah, the pizza one [00:39] * Narf narfs [00:39] cut [00:39] 9 mutes [00:39] ciao dumm [00:39] The door mat one is good too. [00:39] bye narf [00:39] * RMS_Oceanic rms_oceanics [00:39] *waits till dummy leaves to take over sevspace.com* [00:39] 'Night dummy [00:39] the door mat is from "bored of tzhe rings" [00:39] * EofTupeS EofTupe [00:39] That's their problem.. [00:39] *** Narf has quit IRC (Quit: Good Sev!) [00:39] lol [00:39] * Joeno me [00:39] * Dhraakellian doesn't remember this scene like this [00:39] Majel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [00:40]  DOORBELL now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:40]  3 keeps (25%) -- 1 neutrals (8%) -- 8 cuts (67%) [[7 mutes ] [00:40] that's MY job! [00:40] No, now i'm going to bed. g'night. [00:40] 7 mutes [00:40] Bye Bex! [00:40] * EofTupeS takes over sevsapce and changes everyones taglines to 'Moron!' [00:40] I don't get the p/l in the first row of sunday [00:40] 'night woohoo [00:40] bye bex god natt [00:40] bye [00:40] Night WooHoo! [00:40] Nighty! [00:40] g'night [00:40] * Nemi sighs [00:40] bye bex [00:40] gngiht Bex *hugs* [00:40] 7 mutes [00:40] Vale [00:40] *** WooHoo has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving) [00:40] 6 mutes [00:40] cuts down on the mutes anyway.... [00:40] Methinks majel wants people to vote [00:40] SO VOTE ALREADY! [00:40] I won't vote [00:40] keep [00:40] nor me! [00:41]  DOORBELL now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:41]  4 keeps (31%) -- 1 neutrals (8%) -- 8 cuts (62%) [[5 mutes ] [00:41] what for [00:41] killjoys! [00:41] cut [00:41] then be at least "neutral" [00:41]  DOORBELL now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:41]  4 keeps (31%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 9 cuts (69%) [[5 mutes ] [00:41] *** DrJonasBashir sets mode: +vvv Andrews Anubis assassin [00:41] the Sunday contest [00:41] *** DrJonasBashir sets mode: -v Anubis [00:41]  SevWizzard asks about FLAP  [00:41]  "Use the hobbit FLAP? (Fraudo bends down to open small hobbit sized door)
" [00:41] (*this).trout(&mutes); [00:41] I have never yet killed anyone called Joy! [00:41] cut [00:41] keep [00:41] neutral [00:41] cut [00:41] keep [00:41] keep [00:41] keep [00:41] neutral [00:41] I thought this one was already cut?? [00:41] keep [00:41] cut (i used the same one. earlier. which one got taken?) [00:41] keep [00:41] *** DrJonasBashir sets mode: +vvv CBM Chimera Corsair [00:41] neutral [00:41] Lets make a sev judging session drinking game [00:41] neutral [00:41] *** DrJonasBashir sets mode: +vvv Dhraakellian JustMark Majel [00:41] *** DrJonasBashir sets mode: +vvv RMS_Oceanic ThunderDragon Whitestar8472 [00:42] cut [00:42] *** DrJonasBashir sets mode: +v zaq1 [00:42] Yay! [00:42]  FLAP now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:42]  6 keeps (43%) -- 4 neutrals (29%) -- 4 cuts (29%) [[4 mutes ] [00:42] we're having more people here everytime [00:42] *hic* Oh? it wasn't already? [00:42] Can I have an @ sign? [00:42] RMS: everytime someone types keep you drink! [00:42]  SevWizzard asks about INSERT  [00:42]  "Fraudo reading wooden sign: Please INSERT ring here...
" [00:42] keep [00:42] cut (i used the same one. earlier. which one got taken?) [00:42] cut [00:42] j/k [00:42] keep [00:42] NO [00:42] neutral [00:42] >=] [00:42] cut [00:42] cut [00:42] op giveaway? =P [00:42] (ring - bad thoughts) [00:42] cut [00:42] keep [00:42] :0) [00:42] * Dhraakellian throws klatchian coffee @ Corsair [00:42] cut [00:42] keep [00:42] keep [00:42] cut [00:42] #roll 1d15 [00:42] -RPGServ:#sevtrek- [00:42] an eight [00:42] *** DrJonasBashir sets mode: +o EofTupeS [00:42]  INSERT now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:42]  5 keeps (38%) -- 1 neutrals (8%) -- 7 cuts (54%) [[5 mutes ] [00:42] Bloody hell, pardon my Klatchian [00:42]  SevWizzard asks about KNOB  [00:42]  "Umm, guys... did you try the KNOB?
" [00:43] cut [00:43] cut [00:43] keep [00:43] cut [00:43] cut [00:43] cut [00:43] cut [00:43] cut [00:43] cut [00:43] thanks [00:43] =D [00:43] cut [00:43] keep [00:43] cut [00:43] cut [00:43] keep [00:43]  KNOB now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:43]  3 keeps (21%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 11 cuts (79%) [[4 mutes ] [00:43] cut [00:43]  SevWizzard asks about MAT  [00:43]  "Hey, the keys are under the door MAT. (Frodo lifts part of the door mat, revealing the keys)
" [00:43] first time I've won one (would have a few weeks back, but was alrady opped :0) [00:43] keep [00:43] keep [00:43] keep [00:43] cut [00:43] cut [00:43] cut [00:43] keep [00:43] cut [00:43] keep [00:43] this one makes me giggle like a school girl [00:43] cut [00:43] keep [00:43] * Nemi sobs [00:43] * Anubis is glad that he hasn't been branded with a + [00:43] neutral (good, but taken from "Bored of the Rings") [00:43] keep [00:43] cut [00:43] I meant knob btw [00:43] You are a school girl.... [00:44] *** EofTupeS sets mode: +v Anubis [00:44] tee hee [00:44] *** DrJonasBashir sets mode: -v Anubis [00:44]  MAT now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:44]  7 keeps (50%) -- 1 neutrals (7%) -- 6 cuts (43%) [[4 mutes ] [00:44] no voice for him [00:44]  SevWizzard asks about PIZZA  [00:44]  "[Frodo knocking holding pizza box] Frodo: PIZZA delivery!
" [00:44] college, strictly speaking ;0) [00:44] Ok, that makes a little more sense...I think... [00:44] keep [00:44] keep [00:44] "Bilbo was about to finish him off but pity took hold." [00:44] * Anubis raises a glass to DJB! [00:44] keep [00:44] cut [00:44] keep [00:44] keep [00:44] keep [00:44] Like this one best [00:44] keep [00:44] =] [00:44] keep [00:44] keep LOL [00:44] keep !!! [00:44] cut [00:44] love this one! [00:44] "What a pity that I've run oput of bullets" [00:44] "It's a pity I've run out of bullets" (From BOTR) [00:44] although, actually, I'm not sure - I guess we'll become Burleigh College when we lose our community status [00:44] neutral [00:44] * assassin grabs Anubis' glass [00:44] keep! [00:44]  PIZZA now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:44]  11 keeps (79%) -- 1 neutrals (7%) -- 2 cuts (14%) [[4 mutes ] [00:44]  SevWizzard asks about POCKETS  [00:44]  "(Frodo checking his POCKETS in front in 'insert coin here' slot) Hey anyone got a quarter.
" [00:44] * Nemi threatens assassin with trout [00:44] lose the ! [00:44] keep [00:45] cut [00:45] cut [00:45] cut [00:45] cut [00:45] cut [00:45] cut [00:45] cut [00:45] cut [00:45] cut [00:45] cut [00:45] assa: give it back you thieving b@st@rd! [00:45] keep [00:45] RMS - why? [00:45] keep [00:45]  POCKETS now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:45]  3 keeps (23%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 10 cuts (77%) [[5 mutes ] [00:45] * assassin puts Anubis' glass down VERY quickly [00:45] cut [00:45]  SevWizzard asks about PRY  [00:45]  "(Frodo with crowbar at door) PRY you fools!
" [00:45] I better be goin' now. [00:45] cut [00:45] keep [00:45] keep [00:45] keep [00:45] * Anubis growls at assa [00:45] !!!! [00:45] keep (nice pun) [00:45] bye cbm [00:45] Frodo woul;dn't say quarter :0P [00:45] keep though I am not sure why [00:45] cut [00:45] cut [00:45] cut [00:45] not very quickly it seemed to me... [00:45] I'll see y'all later. [00:45] this is clever, but most wouldn't get it. [00:45] Someone said "keep!" I don't think that counts as a vote [00:45] keep [00:45] Vale [00:45] cut [00:45] Bye CBM! [00:45] byes [00:45] does "Fly you fools" ring a bell, assassin? [00:45] Later CBM! [00:45] cut [00:45] * assassin raises own glas to judges ;) [00:45] That's why I said to lose the ! [00:45] assa = sev version of abba? [00:45] *** CBM has quit IRC (Quit: The Mustang Man Goeth....... Bye All.) [00:45] cja Jon *hugs* [00:46] keep [00:46] wizz - no [00:46] lalalala [00:46] too late [00:46] it does RMS (and it was me) [00:46] LOL @ nemi! [00:46] assassin: then read lotr again (or watch the movie. gandalf says it there as well) [00:46] whom? [00:46]  PRY now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:46]  7 keeps (58%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 5 cuts (42%) [[5 mutes ] [00:46] Oh. Sorry. My Bad [00:46] k [00:46]  Now in FINAL mode. [00:46]  SevWizzard requested the shortlist: [00:46]  FLAP [43%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:46]  MAT [50%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:46]  PIZZA [79%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:46]  PRY [58%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:46] vote4 pizza [00:46] vote4 flap [00:46] vote4 pizza [00:46] It could have been Fraudo, with a big crowbar, saying "Well, I hate to pry, but...." [00:46] vote4 pizza [00:46] vote4 pizza [00:46] vote4 pizza [00:46] vote4 pizza [00:46] vote4 pizza [00:46] * Anubis raises a glass to assass cos it sounds odd [00:46] vote4 pizza [00:46] Yay! [00:46] I don't remember gandalf predicting his death like this [00:46] vote4 pry [00:46] hmm - look slike pizza! [00:46] vote4 flap [00:46] s'alrgith - Johun tried to tell me my 'cuthbert' wasn;t workign the other week :0) [00:46] vote4 mat [00:47] vote4 pizza [00:47] vote4 pry [00:47] I'll take a slice! [00:47] * assassin inhumes all pizza cos hungry! [00:47] vote4 mat [00:47] vote4 pizza [00:47]  Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:47]  FLAP scored 2 vote(s). [00:47]  PIZZA scored 10 vote(s). [00:47]  PRY scored 2 vote(s). [00:47]  Votes cast: 14 Judges present: 17 [00:47] Wow [00:47] And the winner is: PIZZA [00:47] PRY!!! [00:47] must rewrite script later on [00:47] vote4 pizza [00:47]  Now in OFF mode. [00:47] duyh! ;) [00:47] Mama mia, here we sev again [00:47] Methinks 'nuff said here. 'night. [00:47] clear majority [00:47] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! [00:47] *** SevWizzard is now known as Wizzard [00:47] * JustMark grins [00:47] any final words? [00:47] Pry works perfectly!! [00:47] Yayyyyy! Another great JS with only minor casualties. [00:47] narf [00:47] THE END [00:47] :0) finishing at 23:47 - cool [00:47] 2[3]47! [00:47] 23:49 by my watch [00:48] 17:47 here. [00:48] This was fast and with so many judges...nice job [00:48] * Wizzard sings "This is the end.... my only friend the end..." [00:48] or 11:49 pm [00:48] I was going by comuter [00:48] last words are for fools who haven't done enough in life! [00:48] 18:47 [00:48] doors, wizz? [00:48] 00:46 by mine [00:48] good night [00:48] *** RMS_Oceanic has quit IRC (Quit: ) [00:48] BNSST is 2349 [00:48] 00:47 [00:48] 19:48? [00:48] 15:47 here [00:48] 15:47! [00:48] Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! We're mostly synced at 47!!!! [00:48] was 47! [00:48] *looks at DL* damn, 49 ;0) [00:48] ...there was a bit of a lag :) [00:48] How come the hours change around the wrold but the minutes don't? ;) [00:48] it's 48 now though :0P [00:49] Ok, 15:48 now [00:49] The minutes have connections.... [00:49] * Dhraakellian torpedoes corsair and watches him sync [00:49] joeno: what was the command again to check if mail gets sent automagically? [00:49] Heh. [00:49] (of the log i mean) [00:49] Curse Eire - YEAR OF BIRTH PLEAE ;) [00:49] ? [00:49] Corrs Eire! [00:49] * Dhraakellian fears Darth Sync [00:49] Not until you speak nicely and bake me a Piella. [00:49] Can't check. Just sendmailon and sendmailoff [00:50] *bakes Paella whilst whispering swwt things in ear* [00:50] * Dhraakellian tries to think of more puns [00:50]  Now in OFF mode. [00:50] Majel shutting up by shutting down ... [00:50] !!LOG SENT TO JOHNCOOK@SEV.COM.AU!! Session Close: Sat Apr 13 00:50:13 2002