Session Start: Sat Jun 08 00:08:16 2002 [00:08] * Logging #sevtrek to '#sevtrek.log' [00:08] ow, she's alive [00:08] sorry, my landlord/sister-in-law was here =P [00:08] (Corsair - ****ball is a forbidden subject ;0) [00:08] *** Majel changes topic to 'Sev Judging is now in Session.' [00:09] Indeed. and I'm very KICK happy today. [00:09] *** DrJonasBashir sets mode: +o Majel [00:09] :0P [00:09] *** DrJonasBashir sets mode: +vv dronka ThunderDragon [00:09] jb: can't understand why :P [00:09] Note to Nova, if he reads the transcript.. [00:09] -CptThomas:#sevtrek- JS patented Quick interface now active [00:09] Now in OFF mode. [00:09] Retrieving punchlines for competition SEVTREK, please stand by... [00:09] Retrieval SEVTREK competition complete. [00:09] DrJonasBashir requested the shortlist: [00:09] DIVERSION [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:09] FASHION [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:09] GROWN [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:09] LIVES [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:09] LOWER [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:09] MUTANTS [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:09] PATSY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:09] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:09] TO CHANOUT! [00:09] what's that??? [00:10] Erm - are we ever going ot judge that Sev Trek strip? [00:10] DrJonasBashir asks about DIVERSION [00:10] "We need a DIVERSION. Those pyjamas definitely qualify.
" [00:10] lol! [00:10] maybe now? [00:10] keep !"!!! [00:10] cut [00:10] keep [00:10] keep [00:10] cut [00:10] keep [00:10] no punchlines for it [00:10] keep [00:10] keep [00:10] 3keep [00:10] "PY" jamas? [00:10] *** JustMark has joined #SevTrek [00:10] DIVERSION now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:10] 6 keeps (75%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (25%) [[4 mutes ] [00:10] Good Sev all! [00:10] cpt: i doubt that majel recognizes it when you change the colour [00:10] There's one from about 2 weeks ago - that week when we only judged 3 comps [00:10] hi mark [00:10] DrJonasBashir asks about FASHION [00:10] "Spy Group? We're the FASHION police and you're busted
" [00:10] cut [00:10] cut [00:10] You say potAto, I say potAHto, Cors. [00:11] cut [00:11] corsair: dutch spelling i think [00:11] cut [00:11] cut [00:11] Thomas, sorry to disappoint you, but there is a very large chance Majel does not recognise your vote if you put a colour code in front of it. [00:11] cut [00:11] cut [00:11] cut [00:11] e: yes, but he apparently didn't make it [00:11] keep [00:11] (he: JC) [00:11] In fact, looking at Marina's code, I'm sure of it. [00:11] 12neutral [00:11] FASHION now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:11] 1 keeps (11%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 8 cuts (89%) [[3 mutes ] [00:11] you're right [00:11] See, no neutral.. [00:11] Hmm, we had this coloured discusion a hwile back when we manualled - wish I could remember the outcome [00:11] must solve that [00:11] ah, nice thing, CptThomas =] [00:11] DrJonasBashir asks about GROWN [00:11] "You're the only GROWN man we know with a secret decoder ring.
" [00:11] cut [00:11] keep [00:12] cut [00:12] keep [00:12] cut [00:12] * EofTupeS smiles * [00:12] spares me the trouble of having to type it every time [00:12] keep [00:12] keep [00:12] what is a secret decoder ring anyway? [00:12] cut [00:12] keep [00:12] keep [00:12] something you get in a cereal box? [00:12] Wish people would stop Bashir Bashing [00:12] something that came in cereal boxes [00:12] Just get out the colour code, and you should be alright :-) [00:12] GROWN now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:12] 6 keeps (60%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (40%) [[2 mutes ] [00:12] DrJonasBashir asks about LIVES [00:12] "Because all the other cast members have LIVES
" [00:12] The used to give them to you in cereal boxes, usually associated with saturday morning serial movies at theatres. [00:12] keep [00:12] cut [00:12] cut [00:12] cut [00:12] Wayyyyy back when. [00:12] *** DrJonasBashir sets mode: +v JustMark [00:12] neutral [00:12] keep [00:12] cut [00:12] cut [00:12] ahhh thx corasir [00:12] cut [00:13] Then you could send and decode secret messages to and from friends. [00:13] LIVES now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:13] 2 keeps (22%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 6 cuts (67%) [[3 mutes ] [00:13] keep [00:13] DrJonasBashir asks about LOWER [00:13] "We're trying to LOWER our enemies' expectations.
" [00:13] * EofTupeS has a sudden urge to kill people for not selling Froot Loops in England * [00:13] keep [00:13] cut [00:13] keep [00:13] I have Tomas YELLING in my left ear [00:13] neutral [00:13] keep [00:13] keep [00:13] argh, it HURTS [00:13] JB: ouch! [00:13] They never worked, too easy for the enemy to get a decoder ring....ooops! [00:13] ack! [00:13] keep [00:13] he wants to jump over me, and I don't let him [00:13] cut [00:13] LOWER now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:13] 5 keeps (62%) -- 1 neutrals (12%) -- 2 cuts (25%) [[4 mutes ] [00:13] cut [00:13] lol [00:13] *** assassin has joined #sevtrek [00:13] more votes? [00:13] wb! [00:13] *** DrJonasBashir sets mode: +v assassin [00:14] LOWER now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:14] 5 keeps (56%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 3 cuts (33%) [[4 mutes ] [00:14] asssassassasasss... Murderer with style! ;-) [00:14] Speak up Mutes! [00:14] DrJonasBashir asks about MUTANTS [00:14] "We're looking for a few good MUTANTS!
" [00:14] cut [00:14] cut [00:14] cut [00:14] Joeno - remember the stats :P [00:14] cut [00:14] cut [00:14] cut [00:14] keep [00:14] cut [00:14] MUTANTS now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:14] 1 keeps (12%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 7 cuts (88%) [[5 mutes ] [00:14] guys - big probs - trial period for ircle software has JUST expired - just had to purhcase licence - might need to wait 24 hours for registration code. [00:14] cut [00:14] DrJonasBashir asks about PATSY [00:14] "Nevermind. Just remember your codename is PATSY.
" [00:14] After the JS. Will need to change the configure file slightly anyway.. [00:14] Stupid bug [00:14] *** DrJonasBashir is now known as SevDoctor [00:14] keep [00:15] This means this program will shut down in less than 30 mins. [00:15] keep [00:15] keep [00:15] keep [00:15] keep [00:15] cut [00:15] Ackity [00:15] cut [00:15] keep [00:15] keep !!! [00:15] keep [00:15] PATSY now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:15] 8 keeps (80%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 2 cuts (20%) [[3 mutes ] [00:15] Though I prefer Pansy ;0) [00:15] final mode... [00:15] SevDoctor requested the shortlist: [00:15] DIVERSION [75%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:15] GROWN [60%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:15] LOWER [56%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:15] PATSY [80%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:15] Now in FINAL mode. [00:15] vote4 patsy [00:15] vote4 patsy [00:15] vote4 diversion [00:15] vote4 patsy [00:15] vote patsy [00:15] vote4 grown [00:15] vote4 grown [00:15] vote4 diversion [00:15] vote4 patsey [00:16] vote4 patsy [00:16] vote4 patsy [00:16] *** _8_of_12_ has joined #Sevtrek [00:16] tralala [00:16] vote4 grown [00:16] hi 8 [00:16] *** SevDoctor sets mode: +v _8_of_12_ [00:16] vote 4 help to decide [00:16] :0) [00:16] Hi *! [00:16] the Strip is Sev trek [00:16] e: diversion! [00:16] <_8_of_12_> People, this really really bites. [00:16] Hiya 8 *Hugs 8 Doll* [00:16] the mode is final [00:16] Chimera forgot to yell 4. [00:16] 8*! [00:16] Hello 8! [00:16] the punchlines left are the following [00:16] vote4 patsy [00:16] ATE! [00:16] SevDoctor requested the shortlist: [00:16] DIVERSION [75%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:16] GROWN [60%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:16] LOWER [56%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:16] PATSY [80%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:16] vote4 diversion [00:16] please, vote 8 [00:16] vote4 8 [00:16] :0P [00:16] vote4 grown [00:17] <_8_of_12_> I'm loading the punchlines page. You're gonna have to wait, slow modem remember. [00:17] 2vote4 punchline [00:17] :0D [00:17] I'll wait [00:17] 8: just vote4 diversion :) [00:17] vote4 patsy [00:17] assassin raises a.......large glass to DJB ;) [00:17] Tally...? [00:17] Objection your honor! Counsel is leading the voter! [00:18] *** Blueberrie has joined #sevtrek [00:18] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Blueberrie [00:18] * Whitestar8472 raises a large cup of coffee to DJB ;) [00:18] BLUE!!! [00:18] Hi BB! [00:18] Hi [00:18] heya BB [00:18] CORS!!! [00:18] SevTrek, final mode, punchlines [00:18] hi hi hi [00:18] SevDoctor requested the shortlist: [00:18] DIVERSION [75%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:18] GROWN [60%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:18] LOWER [56%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:18] PATSY [80%, 0] "Keep it!" [00:18] i take it colors don't work here either ? [00:18] this is beginning to sound like a mantra [00:18] JB: Just go for the tally, so that we can see what can be cut... might help counting votes. [00:18] vote4 grown [00:18] <_8_of_12_> vote4 lower [00:18] blech [00:18] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:18] DIVERSION scored 2 vote(s). [00:18] GROWN scored 3 vote(s). [00:18] LOWER scored 1 vote(s). [00:18] PATSY scored 6 vote(s). [00:18] Votes cast: 12 Judges present: 15 [00:19] vote4 lower [00:19] Well, Blueberrie, another oldster. :) [00:19] Nope, because Majel looks how the sentence starts. [00:19] * Corsair wondered what that buzzing was.... [00:19] Diversion and Lower are gone [00:19] DIVERSION now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [00:19] LOWER now gets status "Cut by SevMan." [00:19] vote4 patsy [00:19] GROWN and PATSY are the options [00:19] vote4 patsy [00:19] Wow, Matt. Haven't seen you in ages. =) [00:19] are we revoting? [00:19] 3vote4 4grown [00:19] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:19] GROWN scored 3 vote(s). [00:19] PATSY scored 8 vote(s). [00:19] Votes cast: 11 Judges present: 15 [00:19] <_8_of_12_> I don't know if I'll be able to stay. My computer is having a tendency to reset every few minutes. It's really getting to me. [00:19] enough [00:19] BB: Yup, been what, a year? [00:20] No, but we're reVolting. [00:20] <_8_of_12_> vote4 grown [00:20] this will take awhile to recode *sigh* [00:20] Something like that, yeah. [00:20] Here is the final vote by the Sevilian jury: [00:20] GROWN scored 4 vote(s). [00:20] PATSY scored 8 vote(s). [00:20] Votes cast: 12 Judges present: 15 [00:20] Corsair - reinstalling electric currents? [00:20] Really? Can't you just remove the colour codes at wherever they're added? [00:20] for the record, no more votes incoming, a clear difference [00:20] BB: Just kinda got the itch. :) [00:20] PATSY is the winner [00:20] Uhhh, yeah...that's the ticket! [00:20] Next competition: Hairy Plopper [00:20] *gah* [00:20] yep, question here: where the *** did i put it in the code :-) [00:20] Now in OFF mode. [00:20] Retrieving punchlines for competition SCIFI, please stand by... [00:20] Retrieval SCIFI competition complete. [00:20] SevDoctor requested the shortlist: [00:20] CLASH [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:20] COMFORTABLE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:20] DRY [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:20] EYES [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:20] FROZEN [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:20] GRADES [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:20] SPRUCE [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:20] HP [0%, 0] "Nominated." [00:20] Now in ELIMINATE mode. [00:21] I have no idea on this one. [00:21] SevDoctor asks about CLASH [00:21] "Hairy: So when will you release him? Hermoine: When he starts to CLASH with the furniture
" [00:21] Corsair: I know the feeling! [00:21] keep [00:21] cut [00:21] cut [00:21] keep [00:21] 3keep [00:21] <_8_of_12_> keep [00:21] those who don't know about this, leave the channel or stay mute =P [00:21] cut [00:21] cut [00:21] keep [00:21] keep [00:21] keep [00:21] CLASH now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:21] 6 keeps (60%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (40%) [[5 mutes ] [00:21] *chirp* [00:21] keep [00:21] next [00:22] SevDoctor asks about COMFORTABLE [00:22] "Hairy: That doesn't look too COMFORTABLE. Hermione: At least he is finally being useful
" [00:22] cut [00:22] cut [00:22] (mind you, I made some selections earlier...) [00:22] <_8_of_12_> keep [00:22] cut [00:22] keep [00:22] 3keep [00:22] cut [00:22] keep [00:22] damn, little error [00:22] neutral [00:22] keep [00:22] COMFORTABLE now gets status: "Keep for now.". [00:22] 4 keeps (44%) -- 1 neutrals (11%) -- 4 cuts (44%) [[6 mutes ] [00:22] I'm just gonna vote with ole' doublecheeks. [00:22] cut [00:22] SevDoctor asks about DRY [00:22] "Hairy: Are you ever going to unfreeze him? Hermione: Not until my coat is DRY.
" [00:22] lol @ Cuss hair [00:22] cut [00:23] cut [00:23] keep [00:23] cut [00:23] keep [00:23] ah, BTW, it got cut =P [00:23] keep [00:23] keep [00:23] keep [00:23] keep [00:23] DRY now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:23] 6 keeps (67%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (33%) [[6 mutes ] [00:23] we can go on [00:23] keep [00:23] <_8_of_12_> Wow, six mutes. [00:23] <_8_of_12_> Don't be patient or anything. [00:23] we're averaging four here [00:23] so, I move on when the difference is clear taking into account 4 mutes [00:23] *** dronka has left #sevtrek [00:24] <_8_of_12_> I'm sure everybody out there has a cable connection and aren't trying to download critical updates [00:24] No, I have dialup. [00:24] SevDoctor asks about EYES [00:24] "Hairy: The EYES follow you around the room. Hermoine: Well, I do need somewhere to hang my sunglasses
" [00:24] <_8_of_12_> cut [00:24] cut [00:24] cut [00:24] cut [00:24] cut [00:24] cut [00:24] cut [00:24] keep [00:24] but [00:24] gah! [00:24] cut [00:24] EYES now gets status: "It's cut!". [00:24] 1 keeps (11%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 8 cuts (89%) [[5 mutes ] [00:24] enough [00:24] Sorry, I was distracted. [00:24] SevDoctor asks about FROZEN [00:24] "Ha: He still FROZEN? Herm: Yup, first year classes don't cover unfreezing spells.
" [00:24] cut [00:24] BWAHAHA [00:24] keep [00:24] cut [00:24] Bout time you guys cut one. [00:24] keep [00:24] keep [00:24] keep [00:24] <_8_of_12_> Ditto. 28k modem and I'm trying to download updates so that my computer doesn't reset. Lag is awful. [00:24] This is one of those ones which I would quote were I ever again to argue against duoble bubble strips [00:24] <_8_of_12_> cut [00:24] cut [00:24] keep [00:24] <_8_of_12_> keep [00:24] keep [00:24] COMFORTABLE got cut too [00:24] in the last minute [00:24] FROZEN now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:24] 7 keeps (70%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 3 cuts (30%) [[4 mutes ] [00:24] cut [00:25] SevDoctor asks about GRADES [00:25] "Hairy: Shouldn't you unfreeze him? Herm: Why? His GRADES have gone up.
" [00:25] Oh. I saw a "keep for now" on that one. [00:25] keep LOL [00:25] This one just doesn't have any punches that really appeal to me... [00:25] keep [00:25] cut [00:25] cut [00:25] keep LOL [00:25] keep [00:25] keep [00:25] keep [00:25] keep [00:25] Corsair - I voted late [00:25] <_8_of_12_> cut [00:25] cut [00:25] GRADES now gets status: "Keep it!". [00:25] 7 keeps (64%) -- 0 neutrals (0%) -- 4 cuts (36%) [[3 mutes ] [00:25] tardy person.... [00:25] (I'd been checking a fark photoshop - got distracted;0) [00:25] Been catching up on a comic strip. [00:26] <_8_of_12_> This Pits wedding feels like it's been going forever. [00:26]